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>>715191545
Why is MTF so much more common than FTM?
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migged and eatened. full. comfy.
>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
>>715196358There's way more encouragement for boys to be girls than the reverse.
>>715196358It's more fun being a girl.
>>715196325I miss his older model. Why did his 3d model take HRT...
>>715196369What movie is this from
Tell me someone clipped that
Had a shit week at work, what do I get for dinner and to watch this shit with you bros?
penis pixels we are so back
>>715196389>>715196386>>715196372>>715196367I FINALLY KNOW WHAT MIGGING IS AFTER FOUR YEARS OF THIS SHIT
>>715196358low test = feminine
simple as
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forgot about this.
has it gotten gayer?
>>715196358autism is more common in males
>>715196358Girls get life on ez mode
Sissy hypno porn
Take your pick
>>715196358in your male dominated circles, that might be the perception. That or being a girl really is easy mode and they wouldn't dare transition.
Video games.
>>715196358Boys are nearly 4 times more likely to be diagnosed with autism than girls.
>Imagine if I said I wasn't excited for the level
>I'd be kicked out...
And there it is, the gun at the head
None of this lv are hard at all
>>715196358Who would want to be a dickless guy? At least mtf's can get fucked in the ass I guess.
>>715196358AGP fetish and also FTM is way easier to pass later in the transition, believe it or not.
>>715196453it took me until my 2nd event to figure it out
>>715196453Congratulations!
I think Chudley has gotten EVERY flag on the FF team.
>>715196385We need some bros to look into this. Bring it down like the completionist.
Lmao at Fast Frames
>old guy who keeps choking
>scott the woz
>guy that’s boiling alive and drenches the controller in sweat
>fat troon tanking
emigrated from the last thread into this one
>>715196367spyro... easy on the speedruns..
I can't take this audio anymore
I'd rather listen to nails on chalkboard
And Shaggy takes another one...
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>kids game from 30 years ago
>2019 release
>>715196718anon, it's 2052...
how long have we been here
>>715196453literally how
it's obvious from context
>>715196674We're getting more on Monday.
>when I got my first world record
Nice "humble brag" there bro.
>>715196639>scott the wozkek
>>715196419to make it softer for the enjoyment of human men
"Perfect Pixels" refers to their dick size, a perfect pixel each
are you team fast frames or team perfect pixels?
>>715196358MTF: It's like trying to lower the difficulty to easy, but realizing it's actually nightmare mode because they just apply their male mannerisms to a grotesque female body.
FTM: Women are not competitive enough to even attempt to increase the difficulty.
There's already at least two established rhythms for a group to say Happy Birthday. You don't have to use the exact same fucking chant timing that you use for everything the fuck else for it.
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where's spyro
>>715196718Zoomers age different. They go from 15 straight to their late 30s
>>715196639I'd be sweating too if I had to hard carry like that.
>>715196358Statistically it isn't.
MTF are just extremely loud and obnoxious.
FTM try to be as discreet as possible, specially now that tumblr is dead.
>>715196786 That you would suck.
>>715196358The real answer is that men are more sexual in nature than women. Women are more social.
Women who cant get laid gets cats and become cat ladies. Men who cant get laid develop humiliation or feminization fetishes and try to become women because of a crossdressing fetish.
>>715196794for me it's team Monitor Failure
who is the babe with the purple hair?
>>715196453You’re one smart migger
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>>715196760I just thought it was a joke like the HEADBANGA guy.
PIXEL PERFECT IS BACK.
FF fans sit down. Be humble.
>>715196802Something in the water.
>>715196801>monday July 14thSOON
This is the first GDQ where I've not bothered to watch a single run to completion. Between the unending trannies, quirk chungus hosts and shit games and runners I just don't think I'm the target audience any more.
Hell Yeah go FF
Troons obliterated
>>715196358>>715196407Nah, it's more that girls are praised and not punished for pursuing masculine ideals or having masculine traits, so masculinity is not an "other" that they feel like they have to jump across a gulf for, like it is with men who are more feminine.
Men beat the shit out of feminine traits in other men, so men feel like they have to pack up and entirely escape their gender if they feel kinda girly
Also, ftms are just less noticeable. It's easy for them take testosterone and grow a beard and go unnoticed as opposed to a manjaw with makeup on. And it's a masculine trait to not seek attention.
>>715196889every time I see this something has changed
>>715196901LMAO back to being 2 points behind.
>>715196590The Banjo Kazooie runner accidentally said he was using an Everdrive during his run. Nintendo seems like they're after everything lately.
>>715196932VICTORY
SNATCHED
>>715196868its the babe with the power
>FAST FRAMES TAKE ANOTHER ONE
>>715196868her jawline is so cute and demure!
>>715196358society already wants men to be women and women to be men in their behavior, MTF is taking it a step further
a lot of guys also go MTF when they think they have absolutely zero SMV and think maybe if they become more feminine they can get laid, it's called transmaxxing
FTM is rarer because women already have it good and have no reason to change, the ones who do are severely mentally ill and frankly people don't take FTM as seriously
>>715196358Sad fat man wants an easy answer
>>715196414>/sp/ reporting in
>>715196358i wouldn't say it's more common. Men are just less likely to be speedgamers. At the furry convention here, he/him/his tags run out first
>>715196928It's amazing how bad it's become. It's the first GDQ where I've literally had to mute between every run because I can't stand it. I didn't think it was possible for it to be this bad
>>715196889Hard to believe this is a real image of GDQ in 2025.
But it's true.
>>715196928The FMV game was a pretty decent run to watch.
>>715196868https://bsky.app/profile/jankpickle.bsky.social
>>715196916and then twice more after that.
>>715196889>That random ass krusty the clownkek
Meanwhile, Perfect Pixels
>Shaggy from Scooby Doo
>Male Zoe Quinn
>Human male default skin
>Dick Masterson
imagine satisfying your horny little princess
>>715196794>PP or FFFast frames i guess
>>715196797have a friend who's ftm. Got called a faggot by a angry customer and he full on had a panic attack over it in the store's deli. Meanwhile my lesbian friend had a shopping basket thrown at her head and she just chucked it right back.
ftm is a joke, and they always smell terrible.
>88 dollar donation from DinDooKnickers "small hat Mario says TRANS RIGHTS"
what were they thinking reading that baka
>>715197012>me to the runners
>>715196938>And it's a masculine trait to not seek attention.Must be why they're screaming "trans rights" at every possible moment.
>talking about climbing the corporate ladder
And that's where I click X. I'll come back for the next one
>>715196358Females A) can already do anything and B) have wombs
Otoh most males will simply never be selected to breed with a female so they just go for it. We used to send them to go die in wars.
WHEN I SAY FAST!
YOU SAY FRAMES!
FAST!
>>715196932You will feel shame for your words and post by the end of this.
>>715196889What are their super powers?
>>715197047skrillex if he genderfluid
>>715197071>>Human male default skin
this was pretty fun before the tech issue pause
how's it been since?
>>715197072imagine you getting cancer and making the world a better place
>>715196889the random simpsons cosplay kinda goated though
>>715197095Shouldn't that be a badge of honor, that someone thought the FTM was male enough to call him a male insult?
>>715197103Yes, a social/affirming/feminine behaviour
>FF capeturners in this thread
Where were you when they were 0 - 2? LETS GO FF
>>715196938>girls are praised and not punished for pursuing masculine ideals or having masculine traitsI wish.
>>715197126PIXEL PERFECTS!
>>715196916Where's that at? Also I figure Reignited would have the advantage due to faster load times on a modern rig.
>>715197034https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
There'll be threads. Join us.
>>715197081Frame
Fatales
>>715196928super metroid's race was good. Was an actual close race and no trans rights the entire time. Couch knew what they were talking about too, even with the autism.
Holy balls this level is impossible Theres shit everywhere
>>715196932p sure the fat nerd is wearing a bra under his shirt, heccin validating
>>715196928I watched the first half of Halo Reach uninterrupted but then the furry host decided to take over the commentary and I had to go back to muting
that malding guy on Perfect Pixels looks like if my catgirl fwb never started HRT
Man i can’t imagine how autistic you have to be to enjoy playing this.
Reminder that if you have 4chanx you can press shift+w to hide thumbnails
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>>715197260>>715197260>impossible>every action is marked this should be a cake walk for a competent player.
>>715196572The actual % chance is probably higher in girls we just excuse more feminine behavior as normal.
>>715197349It's also an 18+ website
>>715197349forgot to add, ctrl+W to re-enable them
>>715197349and why the fuck cock would i want to do that?
>>715197191you'd think since they're also "gay". He cries over the tiniest things and you txt a sentence and get back an essay. I stopped caring when he tried to paragraph me on raising a kid when I was a new parent
>Monster Hunter Wilds incentive
>>715196358>More men are autistic>More men are lonely>Men are not intrinsically valuable>But women areThat said, it does vary. MTF is way more common in adults, but FTM is way more common in teenagers. Both sides share in common a resentment of their birth and the responsibilities that such thrust upon them.
>>715197284I definitely wouldn't want to stare at goofy nintendie baby cartoons all day while i re-ran these courses 9,001 times
>>715196459Troons are typically high test. Which makes it even more hilarious them trying to "pass".
>>71519745270k to watch gore cover the entire screen
>>715197250THAT WAS TWO WORDS YOU CHEEKY FUCK
>>715197392that doesn't mean we want to see loli shit
how the fuck ain't the poster banned yet?
Did I miss any good Kungfu pics from the past 24 hours?
This would have been more fun as 'cismales' vs trans.
PP Peaked at the first level
I just joined. How lomg has this run been going? Is there still a bit left?
Who is the superior schedule maker?
>Sent: GDQ
>ChatGPT: ESA
>>715197552Oh you must be very new
>>715197426THE FASTEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!
>>715197552>weSpeak for yourself faggot
>>715197590>good Kungfu picsno such thing
>>715197590>Did I miss any goodN O
>>715197667There's a few nice ones.
From 2015
>speedrun event mostly watched by trannies
>viewers decrease yearly
>>715197426>mfw > 200 frames>mfw no face
>>715197607nah I've been here since like 09 if not earlier, just only pop on to bitch about gdq or check /co/ for comiccon bitching.
Ppl used to get banned, back in my day
>>715197569When you learn of the reason behind Perfect Pixel's victory, you will STILL feel shame for your words and posts.
Who's this monotone guy treating this relay as his personal improv set?
What the fuck was that noise?
So for anyone who is doing the full 3 weeks of speedrun events, we're nearing the end of GDQ. Are you feeling burned out yet? We figured GDQ would start knocking the wind out of us.
>>715197757i kept farting on the mic, sorry
While he's locked in here, he's ignoring the pragmata, blue archive and halo threads which also have NSFW images up for hours now lol.
>HYE HYE HYE HYE HYE HYE HYE YOU CAN'T DO THAT HYE HYE HYE HYE
>>715197732What's the percent up to now?
>>715197746I'm sure, I'm sure.
Harry Potter brings it back!
>>715197757sounded like a small dog barking
>>715197778ASM doesn't really start until tuesday so it shouldn't be too bad
Imagine your laugh being a bicycle horn pretty much
Fast Frames hard carried by Pedro
I was in the last thread getting schooled about GDQ's operations.
So, it is
> for profit
> runners aren't paid or have travel covered
Are the big sponsors there to cover the costs of running the event, so that more donation money goes to charity then? Or is there money counted in the total donations?
>>715197601we don't know! Ain't the timer great?
Have you ever laughed so hard at GDQ that you lost your breath and started crying
>>715197779*sniffs* hmm I'm not sure I believe you, maybe try it again
>>715197592They'd never risk trannies losing a race
>>715197606>Two Monster Hunter runs back to backChatGPT wouldn't make that mistake
>>715197901When Werster said "fucking niggers" for a 1k donation from /srg/
>>715197881Most of these people have 10-20 dudes in their streams. Getting to show off in front of 40k people is a potentially great career move.
>>715197630>>715197696>pedophiles simply cannot fathom that other people do not want to partake in their degeneracy you are no different from the trans people you have been making fun in these threads for days
>>715197881Yep. The sponsors will pay GDQ a flat fee for the "naming rights" with most of the donations going back to the charity.
All the twitch subs and merch sales, etc, go straight back to the GDQ slush fund
>>715197383>>715196572girls are traditionally very underdiagnosed, estimates are all female autism cases are only 20% of the real number
>>715196358>Women are handed literally everything for free>Men are constantly put down and told to shut up or man upGeee, I wonder why people want to be women
I would pay to see all these "people" ripped to shreds with lawnmowers.
>>715197881It depends i think, we don't know the internal workings of it. But normally towards the end there will be a donation from a sponsor.
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>>715197901Only during Rocko’s Quest
>Ukraine joke
And this lad is not returning...
yeah, he's not coming back
kek this shit is ridiculous
>ukraine war joke
BANNED FOR LIFE
Fuck what did he say I missed it
>Is this level going to invade Ukraine
Genuinely who's decisions was it to put a dude this autistic on the couch
I kind of feel bad.
>>715197901The RITE run from ages back.
The runner was dead silent the entire time and whenever the host awkwardly asked to read donations he got denied.
Later in the runner admitted the game normally had music but he muted it.
Matt's NOT gonna be happy about that one
This level under pressure is basically impossible
>>715198104>Fuck what did he say I missed itSame
>>715197881Some runners probably have their flights covered. Others dont. The usual suspects almost certainly have their flights covered. I'd suspect the smaller guys get paid nothing and have to pay for everything.
>>715198006They're actually over diagnosed cause women can't have autism
>>715198104What does the Z mean? Does that mean they’re going to invade Ukraine?
>>715198104made a joke about russia ukraine
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Pre-emptive SSS for that mad lad
>>715197901I did during Dude Where's my Carkeys.
>This level is gonna beat both teams
Banned and future generations also banned
What does the Z stand for???
>>715197901Rebeldragon's Darkest Dungeon run
>>715198118Nah it wasn't that bad kek he just forgot he's in a pozzed environment
>>715198104>>715198153>What's that Z doing there?>Is the level going to take over Redditkraine?
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>>715196889the size of this troons head kek
>>715198164they can, they usually just get a pass and learn to mask since they're docile and submissive by nature
gdq is gonna execute that guy
>>715198207its the marking of invading russian military forces in ukraine
>>715197901Rocko's Quest
Magical Tetris Challenge
Terraria
>>715198207Russian symbol on their weaponry. Usually tanks, instills fear and shit.
>>715198226he's a big guy
Hope Perfect Pixels lose, hard.
>>715197592fast frames is the tranny team you blind fuck
>>715197881try a good 90% goes into "running" the marathon and that's being on the low side.
>>715198006it's found later too because for most girls it's usually just doing well in school/over achieving. Once college or real world hit they get burn out bad. Usually more in their own fantasy world in their head than sperging.
>>715198061legendary
>>715198273Robosparkle is pure sovl
How anyone watches this shit while sober is beyond me
The crowd loved the joke so Mitch will be fine.
SARGE
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>>715198207Its their rating for the chart
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>>715198176he might as well have said a swastika is just a complicated X
>>715198273>TerrariaThat was the trainwreck to end all trainwreck runs.
Fast Frames, I'm sorry I ever doubted you
>>715198292>comrade commissar was just making a joke. That said, the joke was not for you to repeat
>>715198207Z is/was a propaganda symbol by the Russians in the Ukraine war. Russians in the gaming sphere would sneak it in to basically say "Russia rules, NATO drools"
Oh it's not over yet lol
That's a clever way to balance it i guess
They just get 30 sec advantage
>>715198207It's an indicator to execute a spin jump at that point
>lets have an hour and forty minute race where the first hour thirty doesn't matter at all
why are the gdq mario races like this
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GET ON YOUR FEET!!
umm ableist much? wow
>>715198386Alcohol is too calorie dense which is why I DUDE instead
>>715198353Him being self-aware puts him way above a lot of the staff types like Skenmy.
>>715198394We're you watching a different stream? They audibly gasped and grumbled
>>715196358It's the opposite actually.
>>715198386not a fan of mind altering substance
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>>715198005Ah, okay that makes some sense. I've seen /v/ complain about Twitch subs going to GDQ, which seemed like a silly complaint to me since it would reduce their operational cost and allow for more donations to go to charity.
But if what you are saying is correct, then that is pretty scummy. Interesting.
>>715197967I wonder how many new viewers they get and how many actually stay.
>>715198340This number is far too pessimistic for me. There's no way MSF would even care about GDQ if it only got them $200k per year (assuming 2 million milestone hoyp).
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>>715198221Thanks anon, and kek
>Point based
Left team already lost then, might as well end it
>>715198506kek nice one. Change the date as well though
>>715198506>having fun?>SHUT>IT>DOWN
>>715198506lol wtf happened?
>>715198506>july 7 2016uh yikes
>>715198545GDQ SUPPORTS PUTIN????!?!?!
>>715198506>didn't change the 2nd dateYou dun goofed!
>30 second head start
>BUT THE OTHER TEAM CAN JUST SCREENWATCH SO THERE WAS NO FUCKING POINT
>THE OTHER LEVELS EXISTED JUST FOR DONATION SCAMMING
>HERE IS MONEY THANK YOU FOR GROOMING ME
Dear god.
>my current gender
Shouldn't that be your TRUE GENDER YOU ALWAYS WERE or whatever?
>Admitting to getting groomed by GDQ
Why
>>715198552No, the final level is the only one that matters.
>>715198506Edit of the Air Canada tweet?
>and my current gender
alright that got me laughing for a good minute
>>715198509>on site nurseIs that really necessary?
>>715198481No it was laughs and “woah-ho!”
>>715198545>good guyHoly Dumbledore, James Gunn's Batman!
>There's a trans rights banner
>>715198506>2016You had one job, anon.
>>715198545Commies love russia and they’re often troons, you can connect the dots
>trans rights
so this is about right wing trans gender people?
>>715198602first MM relay?
prefect pixels gonna steal this entire thing
Why did Coolmatty cut off his fingers?
HAHAHAHA PERFECTBROS STAY WINNING
ANOTHER ONE OPENLY ADMITTING THEY WERE GROOMED BY SPEEDRUNNERS
>>715198643please just kys already my man
I knew I was right to support Pixels all along.
Perfect Pixels still lost though.
>>715197901"Chad Rocko" remark during that ending rape scene
>>715198340>>715198518GDQ couldn't pocket your donation money if (You) wanted them to. They never have it.
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These people are fucking insane.
PP got carried by Kirbs holy fuck, they should all get down and suck his dick
>only the last race matters
nice race lol
wait if it's 3-6 why did team 3 pts win?
If trannies why want to debunk the groomer stereotype, why are they say gung-ho about praising people for helping them "learn" they were trans.
>>715198573shoutout to the guy that got banned after donating 10,000 bits
>>715198707He didn't. He ignored a problem and got sepsis, requiring amputation.
So Pixels just win because they got the last level? Why even keep score then?
>that's it
What a shitty last level
>>715198671This is a tranny event, what else do you expect?
>>715197256Man I'm mad I wasn't here for ESA
Could've had over a month of comfy speed running
>come abck from shower
>take a peek at the stream to see if it's over yet
>"Current gender" and host about the screech "trraaaaa"
>close stream
Glad I went for a shower. Now to do something else.
>>715198687Yes, I usually sleep through them. Gonna skip the next one, what cancer
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>it's over
>let's keep the timer running
Fuck that, RATE MARIO MAKER 2 RACE
I hate these people so much
>>715198774ZZZ
>>715198509>>715198573Fascinating. These should be collaged for future, confused posters. Thanks anon
>>715198774C it was fun at first but I was bored 40 minutes in
>>715198774B
Tech issues and announcer sucked.
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RATE Shaggy
>>715198759It was for an advantage on the final level. Like Gladiators.
does migging = transitioning?
I'm not watching this shit
>>715198759They were only playing for a head start advantage in the final stage.
Fast Frames had +3 so they got a 30 second head start in a stage where it basically did not matter.
>>715198774D
Donations ruined it for me
>>715197569Do you feel it, Mr. Krabs? The shame?
Hope you enjoyed the run, buddy.
>>715198774C
Fast Frames was fucking robbed
>>715198774F for insuFFerable commentary
>>715198509Wait
So if the charity pays for that stuff, and they're raising money for charity, isn't it just a circle? Because they pay the charity, then the charity pays them. So in reality you're not donating to help cancer or top help injured people in war, you're donating for that charity to then funnel the money back into GDQ to pay for the hotel etc.
So in reality you're not giving the money to charity, as a portion of it could go to GDQ itself. Including Staff pay.
chinese dollars bought this
>>715198774SSS TRANS RIGHTS
>>715198774>>715198818D
Ruined by the TRANS RIGHTS spam
>>715197901No but the Halo Reach players telling the dono off got a chuckle
>>715198774F, dogshit techcrew and transrights spam
>>715198774Z / TRANS RIGHTS
>>715198509>Staff pay>Travel and hotel rooms for staffNo wonder it's infested by the worst type of people, they're getting a free vacation and enough gibs to coast until the next one
how the fuck do you speedrun Balatro?
>>715196419i also preferred the catboi which was cuter and more rare. i meet catgirls every time i go outside
>>715198774F
It was a good race actually, but the trans rights spam went overdrive. I wouldn't recommend the VOD even to my enemies.
>>715198774I enjoyed it quite a lot and the thread were really funny, the announcer can go blow a dick though
A
>>715198774D, not really worth watching
>>715198774D-
There were bits when i was having fun, but constant donation reading was super annoing.
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>>715198774I'm doin' him a B
>>715198842Migrating to the next thread.
>>715198914Let it go man,
enjoy the paid advertisement disguised as a speedun
>>715198774C for C. Not really a race. Shit format. Last level the least difficult looking.
>>715198774B. Good, but not great and nothing out of the ordinary made it more interesting than a previous mm race
>Expedition 33 shill segment
oh for fuck's sake
can i play balatro if idk how to play poker
>>715198774C the crowd soiled it
>>715198003normalfaggot kys
>>715198774B
Pretty intense entertaining and high skill, could have been shorter though.
>>715198774SSS, good movement and they landed some great jokes
>>715198873anon all charities are scams
>>715198774A
Some really good moments especially that first blind win, but weighed down by tech issues and some of the levels outstaying their welcome.
Some really unhinged commentary about caterpillars being dumb because they can't write a cheque, and asking if the Z means they're going to invade Ukraine.
>card game speedrun
>1:10:00
>>715198609my god this run was surreal.
it was probably the most fun i've ever had watching GDQ and posting in these threads
>>715198818>>715198774B, great skill all around.
Be back later, that run inspired me to change my gender. Wish me luck!
>>715198509>GDQ is implied to be contracted by MSFAh, didn't know that. I'll keep that in mind.
>>715198932but white stake is piss easy
>>715198842It's transitioning from Man to Bored Man.
>trans rights sweater
fu... i feel betrayed...
>>715198873Even in non-profits, portion of donations goes to fund the non profit organization.
>>715198914btw the run is fucking incomprehensible so you're in for extra bullshit
t. hasnt played the game
>>715198751>we aren't a charityMotherfucker I've run livestreams for a charity in my country. It's not hard to Not be a moneygrubbing ghoul
>>715198774Z
Why race if you’re going to hand it to the losers?
>>715198518>>715198573its more than just the two mil they get from this event once a year. they're also putting their name out in front of like a hundred thousand people for a week
>>715198774D. Ruined by dono/trans rights spam.
>>715198658Probably legally required for any large gathering, but also don't forget the sheer mass of dilation emergencies they must have each event.
This has to be the worst GDQ I've seen so far.
>>715199008Cry more pedophile, you will NEVER be accepted for who you are. You will live in the closet forever and die a sad, lonely loser.
And now she's even wearing a troon flag sweater
>>715198774S
Great race, almost had a death with the blue shirt guy, awesome skill showcase. Went from S to A during the race because of couch, but the Z comment bumped it back to S again. Fucking kek.
>>715198818S some situations were fun and the "Z" joke was cool
>>715199062Did you guys really not know she's trans?
would she allow a trans woman to insert her penis into her vagene
>>715199076I've also never been interested in playing it so great, it'll be like Blue Prince all over again
What does the Z mean?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752270590433470.webm
>>715199106>says in the pedophile website
If the game isn't in the marathon, why do you have a segment talking about it? Talk about a game that's actually going to be run.
Balatro is very chill game. But its so rng it for sure will be a trainwreck run. Also its fun to play, but boring to watch (especially if you dont know what is going on)
>>715198914Probably finishing all the different blinds. They all have certain conditions you have to play with.
>>715198774C
Absolutely incomprehensible but the shiny shiny on the screen was decent to watch
this is some real deal nigger shit
>game gets chinabux
>insuffable shilling
every time woah
>>715199029Hey, wanna hear a more horrifying story?
The Baba Is You dev's latest game is about 20 different card solitaires
https://hempuli.itch.io/a-solitaire-mystery
>>715198774SSS cause I get to play the levels later.
I don't have any Balatro cunny drawings. What should I start posting instead? Just random clown cunny?
>>715198509>>715198573>>715198751>GDQ viewer pays up thinking it will go to charity>Money goes to the charity>Charity then gives it back to GDQ to pay for staff and hotel
>>715199156If she really loved her to the point she wanted to consummate Never
>>715199062its Sylveon, thats the pokemon fairy logo in the center
>>715198818>>715198774C, entertaining but only if you mute it. The constant troon rights shit made it unbearable.
>>715198873i stopped giving a shit after i realized "charities" have ceo's that make $650K+ salaries and almost all of the funding goes to "raising awareness" (advertising for more gibs)
its a fucking scam. if you wanna help the world go buy some homeless person a hot sandwich.
>>715198992Yeah, if anything it’ll teach you how to play poker.
>>715198774B
It was entertaining but gotta take it down a few points for obvious reasons
>>715198873The idea is that the charity pays less than the fundraising event than the fundraising event raises
>>715199107>>715199156NO I AM NOT GAY
SHE IS A REAL BIOLOGICAL WOMAN!
>>715199098Not to mention banning people for having an anxiety attack after half a weed brownie
>>715199104Agreed, there has never been this much troon shilling, and i don’t think I’ve rated a single run above an A
>>715199167extremely based kek
>>715198774D (idn't watch)
>>715198774A
annoying commentator/forced hype shit, but the race itself was fun and levels were cool with interesting tech
>>715198774Once kaizo dogshit always kaizo dogshit
F
i don't care for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
>>715199168Uh, reddit sisters?
>>715199107My friends are watching gdq for the first time and they were utterly perplexed by the tranny shit. Had to give them a deep dive about how HRT is street crack for nerd communities. We played a game of figuring out who amongst the crowd is trans, was fun.
>>715199216Why the fuck won't they ever put Baba on sale? The game is seriously great and unique but it's old enough that I'd like a sale.
>can't do the skip
Wow, incredible. Great segment thanks GDQ.
>>715199323it insists upon itself
>>715199069But for me its more they don't say that, they say all the money goes to charity because TECHNICALLY it does, its just then the charity proceeds to pay for the event itself, so in reality like 20 - 25% of it goes back to GDQ and they don't say that bbecause of a technicality.
>>715199179>>715199051White stakes???? So its run for kids then. Boring
>>715199167I really love how the crowd starts laughing and immediately realizes those were eggshells on the floor.
>watch less than an hour total all week
>tune in just in time for the Ukraine joke
I want to keep watching just to bask in the awkward air of everyone knowing that just happened.
>>715197256The problem is the ESA threads are dead enough, the ASM ones will be turbo dead
So a literal fucking ad for Claire now. The run was an ad and so is this entire segment.
>>715198774D for Didn't watch lol
>>715199107>>715199156>KFFC was losing all her curvature on purpose to prepare for her FtM transition
>>715199392ESA threads are dead because their turbojannies are even worse than GDQ.
>>715199337>Why the fuck won't they ever put Baba on sale?Something something free Baba Maker update don't be greedy
>>715199392Could just move them to /vm/ or /vr/ or some shit, slow threads aren't necessarily bad. Usually filters out the shitposters as they all get bored when their bait is ignored
>>715199167I guess someone's wants to visit Gulag.
>>715199432thats almost too real to be funny anon
@Anons I am so, so sorry for getting the dates mixed up #SGDQ2025
>>715199412Balatro is a fucking AD run also if its white stake run
>>715199392Yeah, only gdq and esa threads survive. Everytime anons try to keep the other run event threads alive it’s a massive struggle, and shitposting with you parasites is 75% the fun of these events
>>715199167twitter apology when
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>the fags who shit up indie games with “shill!!!! buy an ad” discovered gdq
>>715199376The solid five seconds after where the stage was dead silent and like three guys in the auditorium laughed made it all the better
>>715199156i hecking love sylveon
>>715199503no worries, it still made me laugh. Thanks for fixing the image
>>715199484>their turbojanniesAre you so insane you think each event has their mod team moderating 4chan kek. It's the same mods for all the threads anon
>>715198774Z. Trans rights chanting is seriously fucking terrible.
>>715199564Spotted one of 'em.
>>715199104It is easily fucking up there as worst, from run quality, to insufferable hosts, to absolute troonimation.
>trying to parry in E33 with GDQ spastic screaming in your ear
>>715199262I remember when they had a segment at AGDQ this year that was a big interview with the cancer charity they work with and there's no cure research in that charity at all its one big "spreading awareness" charity like people don't know about cancer.
I thought they'd at least do things like pay medical bills for cancer patients, free cancer tests but nope, they basically just print how to spot breast cancer leaflets.
>>715199503Too late, this will go down in history. The shame you felt this day will live on, haunting your dreams forever.
I'd have missed it too.
>>715199104We say that every year, man. Twice.
>can’t perform in front of KFFC
I understand brother
Balatro runner: https://x.com/Cloiss_
"Pump It Up Phoenix" runner: https://x.com/ZELLLOOO
>>715199104But you say that every ye-
>>715199104it honestly is and im really excited about the next event
>>715199526Yep, all indie runs are ads, all AAA runs somehow aren't even when the publisher is sponsoring the event, very odd that.
>>715199651Not true. Last AGDQ wasn't that bad.
>>715199503Hello, we're not quite sure we understand what you mean. Please post a funny reaction image or anime girl with more information.
>>715199651because it keeps being true
>>715199617Today in particular has been abysmal with the tech issues on top of everything you listed
>>715199104>This has to be the worst GDQ I've seen so far.Isn't it fucking great?
>>715199104At least we can shitposting through this hell, I wonder how much lower they can go
Based jannies purging the anime pedos
>this skip is unique you just have to jump around here
>alright messed it up lets go to the next one
>so uh basically we're gonna do the thing you do in a casual playthrough but not mess up
>messes up
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
>>715199526I too loved the run of Lunasomething where it was just the dev running his own game and mentioning that it's available on the SGDQ humble bundle multiple times because literally no one runs the game but the dev itself. That's not shilling at all and /v/ hated it just because /v/ hates aspiring indie devs.
>>715199574Shame what he turned into
>>715199104and you can't get enough of it
>>715199678The drama de-touristification a few days into ASM's start should make for cozier theads too, can't wait
>>715199686Last night some faggot argued that the Doom run wasn't an ad...
Surely it was a shill, but still...
>1:10:00 of balatro
give it to me straight boss
this is the time to leave the house if i need to today, right
>>715199552Sleep tight, amigo. Wake up in time for the concert.
>>715198273How do you fuck up a Tetris run?
>>715199526>IMG_>frogironic shitposting is still faggy
>>715199813no
its going to be cringekino
>>715199651I disagree, some do say it every year, but I haven't and don't. Last 4 or 5 gdqs I didn't feel like it was continually getting worse, had it's ups and downs. This gdq it's over for real, just significantly worse with lower viewership, shitty gimmick runs, half of the event are skits, 80 percent of the runs there are are not good at all
Yes I will be here forever
>>715199762don't remind me
>>715199813the runs are completely incomprehensible, so go ahead
>>715199813that was the pokemon run a few hours ago, but this is also a good time for it
>>715199651I'm watching it just for the threads.
>unmute stream
>the first thing I hear is trans right
>>715199872Someone probably has the screencap explaining the run
>>715199913I was eeping during that
>>715199757I hated it because it had less graphics and level design than the better games it copied: Meat Boy and Celeste.
But will we ever hear "Let's Go Cis Rights"?
Don't mind me, just slowly unravelling here
>>715199762Considering the fate of some others, he's doing alright. Even made some jank kino
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2518900/Mannys/
>>715199686I'm still triggered that ufo 50 got an ad rating last gdq. Most definitely not an ad and even if it were it was a horrible one as it didn't advertise the game well at all
>>715199872How do you fuck up a Tetris run?
By fucking up. Hard. All the time.
It's so heartwarming how wholesome all of GDQ is you can just feel the love
Is that why this stream makes 4chan seethe so hard? Them being counter culture just hate how happy everyone is and how much fun they're all having?
>Random Seed
Wish me luck for my next run guys!
>>715199392I know its an overused word but ASM is comfy. And it is growing, threads would die overnight and now they survive.
don't you need 3 lefts to make a right?
>>715199813it's 50-50, i played balatro until i 100%ed the collection and i can say without a doubt that it's a game that's infinitely more fun to play than to watch
but if the runner is good enough to explain what's going on and also pop off for hype, it can be pretty good too
>>715199167Where's the Z
Am I blind
>>715199783>bleak grey background>random old shitty vehicle brandsEverything about this war has been the most eastern european it could possibly be
>>715200050id be fucking blind dude
>>715200029Yeah that's about the long and short of it.
I'm an unapologetic Tourist who comes here purely just to screech about trannies twice a year. It's really good for the soul to get it all out, yknow?
the QR code on that humble bundle ad could lead to meatspin and nobody would ever notice
>>715199768I've been playing vidya instead.
>>715199514The smaller events have been growing a bit. UKSG didn't die for the first time this year and it was a longer event too, BSG always survives, and ASM is getting there, maybe the shilling this year and it being right after GDQ will help.
What do we du while ASM and dogwater are running simultaneously? Will there be two threads?
>>715200092Z in kaizo maps usually means "spin jump"
>>715200029i used to waste so much time on pissy reddit that GDQ felt edgy by comparison when i started watching
>>715200092you will never guess which 3rd world communist state they just recently partnered with, nope, its not north korea!
>>715199813If it's like the pokemon run, yes, but also the threads will be fun
>>715199552Good time to doze off. Enjoy your rest! I pray the morning block is actually good!
>Katamari OST
I should replay it again
>>715200032I'm not sure they even died last year, and they were never dead, it just didn't have the high activity of people having constant arguments about stupid shit.
>>715199813It'll be even worse than the Nubby's run, won't it.
>>715199813Balatro can be fun to watch if you know the game and you're watching a high level player run gold stake, but honestly I would skip it because any Speedrun that's not gameplay heavy sucks to watch
>>715200046Unsure if it's the same runner than last time, but last time the balatro run was just a DNF crapshoot. So, if this guy finishes, he's better than the last by default.
t. beat all decks on gold stakes
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>>715200029Same sister, these chudcels are just jealous of all the fun we're having without them!
>>715199104Its a meme but it unironically is, the charts show it too, never seen that much red before
>>715199651I thought AGDQ 2024 was the first GDQ that was better than the last for once and was alright, SGDQ was on the same level, AGDQ 2025 I thought was ACTUALLY good, and this one has just tanked into the pit. I dunno what caused it.
>>715199552I love prooooohs
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>>715199665are they funny, /v/?
>>715199914Files under here forever, son.
So are there any of you that haven't played Balatro yet?
>>715199892I feel you. In '23-'24, I felt it has mostly stabilised into slop, but this feels like particularly egregious slop this GDQ. The good runs are so rare now
>>715200269This image is propaganda by toxic chuds by the way but I guess you knew that already. You can't be toxic and positive.
>>715200225Indeed
even Me&My Katamari emulated on my chinkheld of choice has its charms to me
>>715200240>NubbyI still don't know what the shit was going on in that "run" they just seemed to sit there as things happened and then randomly called time.
>>715200295What level of schizophrenia is this?
>>715200029chuds and troons are two sides of the same coin
>>715200163Previous stuff like that has just had them in the same thread. The events are too small for seperate threads.
>>715200295omg he's cringe
just like me
OK /v/, when i say trans, you say rights
TRANS
>>715200350Why would some minor event "undermine" your shit? That's some fucking sad thinking.
>>715200269Why is the word "minimalize" there? Is this jeetlish?
If this Balatro run is a disaster, can they please ban it from marathons? Last time was a shit show
Chartfag's where can I find the charts of former GDQ / ESA events. I want to see the downfall myself.
>>715200350>create events where ONLY females or other races are allowed>get upset when other people do iti dont understand this
>>715200406FORMERS
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
>>715200280I feel the corporatization has fully taken control and it's turning the event into a shambling corpse that's slowly dying, like Hollywood.
>>715200163Keep it the same thread, just treat them like stream 1 and stream 2, it's what we did when BSG/RTA overlapped with Dogwater the first year.
>>715200350We have all female (male) and all black and you REALLY wanna have an all white event? How racist of you chuds.
I hate retards like this. Nuke california.
>>715200171Ahh, thanks anon
>>715200187Oh Russia
>>715199651Post some clips of the audience chanting trans rights at previous events
>>715200420GDQ continues to have hotfixes whenever any small event is running.
They want to crush any competition from getting too big.
Runner not a tranny, but looks like he will transition if this run goes to shit
>>715200443https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive
>spades
wtf isnt that a fetish thing?? why is everything these trannies do sex related
>critical reddit
I hate this shit more than I can put into words
Damn, PCchads get games like this?
>Nerd Squared
Is he related to Nerd Cubed?
Odds of getting through this run without a single trans rights chant?
spoilers: the skip tech is just restarting until you get lucky
>>715200029trannies haven't been counter culture for a decade nonny, get with the times
right wing christian chudcels are the new punks
>Bomi
>"I'm just an artist"
>>715200551Wtf those degenerates from the 15th century putting their fetish into everything
>>715200350Reminder that this comes from the guy who has a literal segregation event
Is this just beating the game on white stakes 7 times?
HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE RUNNING A GAME? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO EXPIDITION 33? IT WAS BEATEN THAT QUICKLY? MAN, I SWEAR IF A RUN OF A RECENT GAME WERE INSERTED ARTIFICIALLY I MIGHT THINK IT'S PAYOLA
Lol, good start with the jokers
>this fucking RNG
Fuck off man
A duper this quick is insane
THIS is the game zoomies are losing their minds over?
lmao.
>another fucking rhythm game showcase after this
>>715200560It's on all the consoles now too
Also one of the most purely Fun games of all time desu
I played this shit obsessively for a week straight then stopped and forgot how to play
A played a bit of balatro and I have no clue what's going on
What the fuck is going on
Something about trans rights being chanted in a tenor voice that is unmistakably masculine really just tickles my brain.
>>715200662With every deck, but yeah
>>715200732There's a mobile version too, right?
Why's the GDQ icon still on the screen? It wasn't earlier in the event.
>>715200754they are doing an absolute shit job at explaining any of this
>>715200732Looks like mobile slop.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Last gdq run of balatro the thread was all contrarians talking about how shit the game was but I don't see them here now, did vee turn around on it?
>>715200675least schizophrenic trans
This game is really popular but man does it come across as a really awful speedrunning game to showcase
I played for weeks but I never memorized all the jokers just by looking at them, this is still too fast for me
>>715200793I just element blocked it. So obnoxious.
>>715200789It's easy mode.
>>715200350The funny thing is, GDQ has next to no black people or people of color in general. They just have Bobbeigh who they parade around as their token black and rather infamously, his runs are the first to get culled. If you're black then you go on their literal segregation event, if you're any other non-white you're fucked.
And someone pointed this out to him and thats why there's so many black people this year, because he got exposed and he's trying to prove a point.
>an hour of a fucking card game
>>715200789Easiest difficulty, you can beat it without knowing what is happening
is Balatro as unfun as it looks?
is this mothertrucker speedrunning fucking solitaire
>>715200746make number go up. but seriously they are doing a shit job of explaining the jokers
>>715200819I have 0 idea whats going on, so I'm playing vidya instead
>>715200738everyone keeps saying stuff like this. Is the game really that good?
>>715200754The run you leave for cause they're too autistic to let the guy explain
Baseball card pushed my ass trough so many bosses I always take it when I can.
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deck builders are the most boring thing imaginable to watch someone else play
>>715200895Depends, how fun do you find RNG?
>>715200802It's on mobile too. But it's just $10, no microtransactions. You have to unlock everything yourself like Binding of Isaac and shit.
>>715200819Balatro is a good game but it’s popular so it’s shit.
>>715200460Definitely. I checked the schedule and the amount of showcases, skits, nonruns, ads, etc. Are at their highest.
>>715200424it was probably made by a woman
>>715200834It reminds me of Blue Prince where if you know what's going on, it's probably a pretty interesting thing to watch but holy fuck if you're lost there ain't shit for you here.
Needing to individually level your hands ruins this game.
>Whoops, looks like the one hand you leveled towards gets hard countered by a boss blind, better luck next time sport
>>715200903number go up does nothing for me. even when i play pinball, i only care about objectives
>>715200819i don't like card games in general
>>715200819I wasn't there but my opinion now is that balatro is like the solitaire that comes with your pc for the new generation. Great boredom killer and time waster, with the added elements of great music and art. Kinda like Space cadet Pinball I guess
>>715200953That's nice, shill-kun.
>>715200925Wouldn't even call balatro a deck builder, you can beat it without changing your deck at all
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when's the Double Dyad run?
Yeah this is probably a game you should run at a speedrunning event.
Watching this having never played it is giving me a lobotomy
I’m also on opiates due to a recent foot surgery, that’s not helping
>>715200805me neither but weve got another hour of this trash!
>>715200823t. zing wang fang
>>715200906It's like zoomer Solitaire. You can pop in and play it for 10-15 minutes every once in a while with enough randomization and pseudo-strategy that it stays fresh.
>>715200851Oh it's a clickable overlay, I see. Well, at least I got rid of it.
>>715201010this, it's not rocket science
>>715200420There's this funny thing with GDQ that whenever another speedrunning event is happening, the GDQ twitch will appear to siphon viewers. So when UKSG was happening, GDQ MAGICALLY did this really random platformer tribute mini event, then when ESA happened they did an FF9 celebration event.
Its so fucking petty. Whenever RPG Limit Break is up, they counter with RPGs themselves, like when GDQ did a Dragon Questathon.
Why not buy the Paintbrush?
>>715200978>if you're lost there ain't shit for you here.Yeah at least with things like platformers or shooters you can kind of figure it out just through osmosis but unless you understand deck synergy this run is nonsense.
>>715201071>zoomer Solitairewow, two things i hate
more of an arkanoid guy myself
i have no idea what is happening
>>715201045They are not ready for it
>>715201048Yeah I said it before, Balatro doesn't make for an entertaining watch. It's only fun if you're the one playing.
>>715200819Its not longer flavor of the month so /v/ doesnt have to be contrarian.
Man, this sucks to watch.
>>715201048Considering how much you need to consider, I think it's an interesting speed game. It's about making fast decisions in a literal sense. Cool run
I love balatro but holy fuck a Speedrun of white stake is such a shit idea. White stake in general is not challenging so I would like to at least see a high score race on modded balatro instead of this lame blind skipping shit
>>715200872All the good black runners either got banned, or got tired of GDQ getting corporatized and sanitized to the point of no-fun-allowed. I miss seeing Trihex's runs.
$1,200 ANONYMOUS DONATION
HYPE!
>>715201158>Hating Solitaire
Worst run so far was Plants VS Zombies.
It was just a let's play.
I have no idea what's going on. This is not a good speedgame
>>715201209At least they actually play the game unmodded/seeded unlike Isaac
>>715201227All me btw, trans rights
>>715201158>spoilerGot a hand at Taito's Egret II Mini USB Arkanoid controller? The paddle is so good it's unreal.
>>715200460>>715200965In conjunction, have you noticed how much more they shill their weekly content? They don't have faith in GDQ lasting, either
>>715201227they need to reach that 2million so you notice how many more anonymous donations are showing up :^)
>>715201192Makes sense, it out lasted the flavor of the month allegations.
This run's gonna be like 45 minutes under estimate
>>715201270I know what's happening and I'm still bored. White stake isn't interesting.
>>715201224Right it tells you something that black runners dont wanna go to GDQ but you see them at other events.
>>715201291no but that looks pretty sick, thanks anon
>>715201117I will actually back this, I don't remember the exact circumstances but IIRC GDQ was running reruns during an ESA even though there was no reason to.
Bad speedrun game no one understand what is happening
>>715200350It's all a billionaire psyop to distract to you from the top 1% pillaging the economy and influencing politics
>>715201224the drama around trihex's leaked discord messages put the nail in his coffin
I think he said 'faggot' and that was enough for gdq to cut him off forever
also to be fair, trihex didn't help himself either with his political content where he spent a lot of time sucking up to hasan and hanging out with destiny
More chips could be go-
Oh nvm he's got stuntman
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
I find it hilarious how Balatro is a game where people either understand what the runner is doing perfectly, or have no clue what's going on.
I'm the latter, haven't gotten around to playing it myself.
>>715200872there are deeper socioeconomic factors resulting from the past 400 years of bullshit. Go to any nerd convention and it will look like a country club. Shit's expensive.
>>715200995I'm always a sucker for negative cards. I have to get them if I see it even if its not good.
>>715201914oh god i'm gonna mig
>>715201479>we want to raise money for charity>just not by people with dissenting opinions/colourful language
What is this gambling bullshit?
Why isn't this a 21+ AO stream inaccessible on Twitch? This is corrupting our youths. Fucking Vegas trying to sink their fangs into our kids.
Ban this filth.
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