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Why is MTF so much more common than FTM?

migged and eatened. full. comfy.

>>715196254 (OP)
I'm in

Mig complete.

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

TRANS
MIG

mig

>>715196358
There's way more encouragement for boys to be girls than the reverse.

>>715196358
It's more fun being a girl.

I migwated...

here I come

>>715196325
I miss his older model. Why did his 3d model take HRT...

>>715196325
ro ya ru

>>715196369
What movie is this from

Tell me someone clipped that

Had a shit week at work, what do I get for dinner and to watch this shit with you bros?

penis pixels we are so back

>>715196389
>>715196386
>>715196372
>>715196367
I FINALLY KNOW WHAT MIGGING IS AFTER FOUR YEARS OF THIS SHIT

>>715196358
low test = feminine
simple as

Shaggy swooce mig

forgot about this.
has it gotten gayer?

>>715196436
Order pizza.

>>715196358
autism is more common in males

>>715196358
Girls get life on ez mode

Sissy hypno porn


Take your pick

>>715196358
in your male dominated circles, that might be the perception. That or being a girl really is easy mode and they wouldn't dare transition.

Video games.

>>715196358
Boys are nearly 4 times more likely to be diagnosed with autism than girls.

>Imagine if I said I wasn't excited for the level
>I'd be kicked out...

And there it is, the gun at the head

>>715196358
Jews.

None of this lv are hard at all

>>715196358
Who would want to be a dickless guy? At least mtf's can get fucked in the ass I guess.

>>715196358
AGP fetish and also FTM is way easier to pass later in the transition, believe it or not.

The Ooze is BACK

>>715196453
it took me until my 2nd event to figure it out

>>715196453
Congratulations!

I think Chudley has gotten EVERY flag on the FF team.

>>715196385
We need some bros to look into this. Bring it down like the completionist.

>>715196374
mig complete

>>715196453
Mig

Lmao at Fast Frames
>old guy who keeps choking
>scott the woz
>guy that’s boiling alive and drenches the controller in sweat
>fat troon tanking

emigrated from the last thread into this one

Migiwa...

>>715196367
spyro... easy on the speedruns..

I can't take this audio anymore
I'd rather listen to nails on chalkboard

And Shaggy takes another one...

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

>kids game from 30 years ago
>2019 release

Chud rights!

>>715196718
anon, it's 2052...

how long have we been here

>>715196453
literally how
it's obvious from context

>>715196674
We're getting more on Monday.

>when I got my first world record
Nice "humble brag" there bro.

>>715196639
>scott the woz
kek

>>715196419
to make it softer for the enjoyment of human men

"Perfect Pixels" refers to their dick size, a perfect pixel each

are you team fast frames or team perfect pixels?

>>715196358
MTF: It's like trying to lower the difficulty to easy, but realizing it's actually nightmare mode because they just apply their male mannerisms to a grotesque female body.
FTM: Women are not competitive enough to even attempt to increase the difficulty.

There's already at least two established rhythms for a group to say Happy Birthday. You don't have to use the exact same fucking chant timing that you use for everything the fuck else for it.

where's spyro

>>715196718
Zoomers age different. They go from 15 straight to their late 30s

>>715196639
I'd be sweating too if I had to hard carry like that.

>>715196358
Statistically it isn't.
MTF are just extremely loud and obnoxious.
FTM try to be as discreet as possible, specially now that tumblr is dead.

this guys sucks

>>715196786
That you would suck.

>>715196358
The real answer is that men are more sexual in nature than women. Women are more social.

Women who cant get laid gets cats and become cat ladies. Men who cant get laid develop humiliation or feminization fetishes and try to become women because of a crossdressing fetish.

>>715196794
for me it's team Monitor Failure

One step from death.

who is the babe with the purple hair?

>>715196453
You’re one smart migger

migged

>>715196760
I just thought it was a joke like the HEADBANGA guy.

PIXEL PERFECT IS BACK.

FF fans sit down. Be humble.

>>715196868
Toadette

nigged

>>715196802
Something in the water.

>>715196801
>monday July 14th
SOON

This is the first GDQ where I've not bothered to watch a single run to completion. Between the unending trannies, quirk chungus hosts and shit games and runners I just don't think I'm the target audience any more.

>>715196868
PLUM

Hell Yeah go FF

Troons obliterated

>>715196358
>>715196407
Nah, it's more that girls are praised and not punished for pursuing masculine ideals or having masculine traits, so masculinity is not an "other" that they feel like they have to jump across a gulf for, like it is with men who are more feminine.
Men beat the shit out of feminine traits in other men, so men feel like they have to pack up and entirely escape their gender if they feel kinda girly

Also, ftms are just less noticeable. It's easy for them take testosterone and grow a beard and go unnoticed as opposed to a manjaw with makeup on. And it's a masculine trait to not seek attention.

>>715196889
every time I see this something has changed

>>715196901
LMAO back to being 2 points behind.

>>715196590
The Banjo Kazooie runner accidentally said he was using an Everdrive during his run. Nintendo seems like they're after everything lately.

>>715196932
VICTORY
SNATCHED

>>715196868
its the babe with the power

>>715196868
her jawline is so cute and demure!

>>715196358
society already wants men to be women and women to be men in their behavior, MTF is taking it a step further
a lot of guys also go MTF when they think they have absolutely zero SMV and think maybe if they become more feminine they can get laid, it's called transmaxxing

FTM is rarer because women already have it good and have no reason to change, the ones who do are severely mentally ill and frankly people don't take FTM as seriously

>>715196358
Sad fat man wants an easy answer

>>715196414
>/sp/ reporting in

>>715196358
i wouldn't say it's more common. Men are just less likely to be speedgamers. At the furry convention here, he/him/his tags run out first

>>715196928
It's amazing how bad it's become. It's the first GDQ where I've literally had to mute between every run because I can't stand it. I didn't think it was possible for it to be this bad

>>715196889
Hard to believe this is a real image of GDQ in 2025.
But it's true.

>>715196916
What is this?

>>715196928
The FMV game was a pretty decent run to watch.

>>715196868
https://bsky.app/profile/jankpickle.bsky.social

>>715196916
and then twice more after that.

>>715196889
>That random ass krusty the clown

kek

>>715196472
SWOOCE!

Meanwhile, Perfect Pixels
>Shaggy from Scooby Doo
>Male Zoe Quinn
>Human male default skin
>Dick Masterson

imagine satisfying your horny little princess

>>715196794
>PP or FF
Fast frames i guess

dios mio las creaturas

>>715196797
have a friend who's ftm. Got called a faggot by a angry customer and he full on had a panic attack over it in the store's deli. Meanwhile my lesbian friend had a shopping basket thrown at her head and she just chucked it right back.
ftm is a joke, and they always smell terrible.

>88 dollar donation from DinDooKnickers "small hat Mario says TRANS RIGHTS"
what were they thinking reading that baka

>>715197012
>me to the runners

>>715196938
>And it's a masculine trait to not seek attention.
Must be why they're screaming "trans rights" at every possible moment.

>talking about climbing the corporate ladder
And that's where I click X. I'll come back for the next one

>>715196358
Females A) can already do anything and B) have wombs

Otoh most males will simply never be selected to breed with a female so they just go for it. We used to send them to go die in wars.

WHEN I SAY FAST!

YOU SAY FRAMES!

FAST!

>>715196932
You will feel shame for your words and post by the end of this.

>>715196889
What are their super powers?

>>715197047
skrillex if he genderfluid

>>715197071
>>Human male default skin

this was pretty fun before the tech issue pause
how's it been since?

>>715197072
imagine you getting cancer and making the world a better place

>>715196889
the random simpsons cosplay kinda goated though

>>715197095
Shouldn't that be a badge of honor, that someone thought the FTM was male enough to call him a male insult?

>>715197103
Yes, a social/affirming/feminine behaviour

>FF capeturners in this thread
Where were you when they were 0 - 2? LETS GO FF

>>715197142
bad

>>715196938
>girls are praised and not punished for pursuing masculine ideals or having masculine traits
I wish.

>>715197126
PIXEL PERFECTS!

>>715196916
Where's that at? Also I figure Reignited would have the advantage due to faster load times on a modern rig.

>>715197034
https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
There'll be threads. Join us.
>>715197081
Frame
Fatales

>>715196928
super metroid's race was good. Was an actual close race and no trans rights the entire time. Couch knew what they were talking about too, even with the autism.

Holy balls this level is impossible Theres shit everywhere

>>715196932
p sure the fat nerd is wearing a bra under his shirt, heccin validating

>>715196928
I watched the first half of Halo Reach uninterrupted but then the furry host decided to take over the commentary and I had to go back to muting

that malding guy on Perfect Pixels looks like if my catgirl fwb never started HRT

Man i can’t imagine how autistic you have to be to enjoy playing this.

Reminder that if you have 4chanx you can press shift+w to hide thumbnails

>>715197260
>>715197260
>impossible
>every action is marked
this should be a cake walk for a competent player.

>>715197251
this >>715197256
and this >>714933184

>>715196572
The actual % chance is probably higher in girls we just excuse more feminine behavior as normal.

>>715197349

It's also an 18+ website

>>715197349
forgot to add, ctrl+W to re-enable them

>>715197349
and why the fuck cock would i want to do that?

How fast are your frames

>>715197191
you'd think since they're also "gay". He cries over the tiniest things and you txt a sentence and get back an essay. I stopped caring when he tried to paragraph me on raising a kid when I was a new parent

>>715196358
>More men are autistic
>More men are lonely
>Men are not intrinsically valuable
>But women are

That said, it does vary. MTF is way more common in adults, but FTM is way more common in teenagers. Both sides share in common a resentment of their birth and the responsibilities that such thrust upon them.

>>715197426
144 hz

>>715197284
I definitely wouldn't want to stare at goofy nintendie baby cartoons all day while i re-ran these courses 9,001 times

>>715196459
Troons are typically high test. Which makes it even more hilarious them trying to "pass".

>>715197452
70k to watch gore cover the entire screen

>>715197250
THAT WAS TWO WORDS YOU CHEEKY FUCK

>>715197392
that doesn't mean we want to see loli shit
how the fuck ain't the poster banned yet?

>>715197131
Sup fag?

>>715197426
60 hz

Did I miss any good Kungfu pics from the past 24 hours?

This would have been more fun as 'cismales' vs trans.

PP Peaked at the first level

I just joined. How lomg has this run been going? Is there still a bit left?

Who is the superior schedule maker?
>Sent: GDQ
>ChatGPT: ESA

>>715197552
Oh you must be very new

PP bros...
It's oger

>>715197426
THE FASTEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!

>>715197552
>we
Speak for yourself faggot

>>715197590
>good Kungfu pics
no such thing

>>715197590
>Did I miss any good
N O

>>715197606
ChadGPT

>>715197552
>we

>>715197667
There's a few nice ones.
From 2015

>speedrun event mostly watched by trannies
>viewers decrease yearly

>>715197426
>mfw > 200 frames
>mfw no face

>>715197607
nah I've been here since like 09 if not earlier, just only pop on to bitch about gdq or check /co/ for comiccon bitching.
Ppl used to get banned, back in my day

>>715197569
When you learn of the reason behind Perfect Pixel's victory, you will STILL feel shame for your words and posts.

Who's this monotone guy treating this relay as his personal improv set?

What the fuck was that noise?

So for anyone who is doing the full 3 weeks of speedrun events, we're nearing the end of GDQ. Are you feeling burned out yet? We figured GDQ would start knocking the wind out of us.

>>715197757
i kept farting on the mic, sorry

While he's locked in here, he's ignoring the pragmata, blue archive and halo threads which also have NSFW images up for hours now lol.

>>715197732
What's the percent up to now?

>>715197746
I'm sure, I'm sure.

Harry Potter brings it back!

>>715197757
sounded like a small dog barking

>>715197778
ASM doesn't really start until tuesday so it shouldn't be too bad

Imagine your laugh being a bicycle horn pretty much

Fast Frames hard carried by Pedro

I was in the last thread getting schooled about GDQ's operations.

So, it is
> for profit
> runners aren't paid or have travel covered

Are the big sponsors there to cover the costs of running the event, so that more donation money goes to charity then? Or is there money counted in the total donations?

>>715197601
we don't know! Ain't the timer great?

Have you ever laughed so hard at GDQ that you lost your breath and started crying

>>715197779
*sniffs* hmm I'm not sure I believe you, maybe try it again

>>715197592
They'd never risk trannies losing a race

>>715197606
>Two Monster Hunter runs back to back
ChatGPT wouldn't make that mistake

>>715197901
Yeah

>>715197901
When Werster said "fucking niggers" for a 1k donation from /srg/

>>715197881
Most of these people have 10-20 dudes in their streams. Getting to show off in front of 40k people is a potentially great career move.

fug I missed the mig

STOP CHANTING THINGS!

>>715197962
lmao

>>715197630
>>715197696
>pedophiles simply cannot fathom that other people do not want to partake in their degeneracy
you are no different from the trans people you have been making fun in these threads for days

>>715197881
Yep. The sponsors will pay GDQ a flat fee for the "naming rights" with most of the donations going back to the charity.
All the twitch subs and merch sales, etc, go straight back to the GDQ slush fund

>>715197383
>>715196572
girls are traditionally very underdiagnosed, estimates are all female autism cases are only 20% of the real number

>>715196358
>Women are handed literally everything for free
>Men are constantly put down and told to shut up or man up
Geee, I wonder why people want to be women

BANNED

BANNED

I would pay to see all these "people" ripped to shreds with lawnmowers.

IM A HEADBANGA

BANNED JOKE

That was a decent joke

>>715197881
It depends i think, we don't know the internal workings of it. But normally towards the end there will be a donation from a sponsor.

KEK

you can't say that

Oh no

>>715197901
Only during Rocko’s Quest

OH THAT'S A BAN

BANNED

MITCH HEDBERG BANNED

ding dong bannu

BANNED and funny

>Ukraine joke

And this lad is not returning...

yeah, he's not coming back

kek this shit is ridiculous

>ukraine war joke
BANNED FOR LIFE

>>715197901
rocko

IT’S OVER

Welp, that's a ban.

Fuck what did he say I missed it

>Is this level going to invade Ukraine
Genuinely who's decisions was it to put a dude this autistic on the couch
I kind of feel bad.

>>715197901
The RITE run from ages back.
The runner was dead silent the entire time and whenever the host awkwardly asked to read donations he got denied.
Later in the runner admitted the game normally had music but he muted it.

Alright what did he say?

Matt's NOT gonna be happy about that one

CUT HIS MIC

This level under pressure is basically impossible

>>715198104
>Fuck what did he say I missed it
Same

>>715197881
Some runners probably have their flights covered. Others dont. The usual suspects almost certainly have their flights covered. I'd suspect the smaller guys get paid nothing and have to pay for everything.

>>715198006
They're actually over diagnosed cause women can't have autism

>>715198104
What does the Z mean? Does that mean they’re going to invade Ukraine?

>>715198104
made a joke about russia ukraine

Pre-emptive SSS for that mad lad

>>715197901
I did during Dude Where's my Carkeys.

Banned and future generations also banned

>>715198153
same

What does the Z stand for???

>>715197901
Rebeldragon's Darkest Dungeon run

>>715198118
Nah it wasn't that bad kek he just forgot he's in a pozzed environment

>>715198104
>>715198153
>What's that Z doing there?
>Is the level going to take over Redditkraine?

>>715196889
the size of this troons head kek

>>715198164
they can, they usually just get a pass and learn to mask since they're docile and submissive by nature

>>715198207
zerg

gdq is gonna execute that guy

>>715198207
its the marking of invading russian military forces in ukraine

>>715197901
Rocko's Quest
Magical Tetris Challenge
Terraria

>>715198207
Russian symbol on their weaponry. Usually tanks, instills fear and shit.

That was Unreal

Shaggy bringing it back.

That was NOT funny.

>>715198226
he's a big guy

>>715197590
yes

somebody clip it?

Hope Perfect Pixels lose, hard.

>>715197592
fast frames is the tranny team you blind fuck

>>715197881
try a good 90% goes into "running" the marathon and that's being on the low side.

>>715198006
it's found later too because for most girls it's usually just doing well in school/over achieving. Once college or real world hit they get burn out bad. Usually more in their own fantasy world in their head than sperging.

>>715198061
legendary

>>715198273
Robosparkle is pure sovl

RACE HOYP

next level pls

How anyone watches this shit while sober is beyond me

The crowd loved the joke so Mitch will be fine.

>>715198243
ZERG!

Legendary Nigga Buns?

>>715198207
Its their rating for the chart

>>715198176
he might as well have said a swastika is just a complicated X

>>715198273
>Terraria
That was the trainwreck to end all trainwreck runs.

Fast Frames, I'm sorry I ever doubted you

>>715198292
>comrade commissar was just making a joke. That said, the joke was not for you to repeat

>>715198386
You're sober?

How long until Balatro?

>>715198207
Z is/was a propaganda symbol by the Russians in the Ukraine war. Russians in the gaming sphere would sneak it in to basically say "Russia rules, NATO drools"

Oh it's not over yet lol
That's a clever way to balance it i guess
They just get 30 sec advantage

>>715198207
It's an indicator to execute a spin jump at that point

>lets have an hour and forty minute race where the first hour thirty doesn't matter at all
why are the gdq mario races like this

>last level
Finally

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GET ON YOUR FEET!!
umm ableist much? wow

>>715198386
Alcohol is too calorie dense which is why I DUDE instead

>>715198353
Him being self-aware puts him way above a lot of the staff types like Skenmy.

>>715198394
We're you watching a different stream? They audibly gasped and grumbled

>>715196358
It's the opposite actually.

>>715198386
not a fan of mind altering substance

UH YIKES?!

>>715198005
Ah, okay that makes some sense. I've seen /v/ complain about Twitch subs going to GDQ, which seemed like a silly complaint to me since it would reduce their operational cost and allow for more donations to go to charity.
But if what you are saying is correct, then that is pretty scummy. Interesting.

>>715197967
I wonder how many new viewers they get and how many actually stay.

>>715198340
This number is far too pessimistic for me. There's no way MSF would even care about GDQ if it only got them $200k per year (assuming 2 million milestone hoyp).

>>715198221
Thanks anon, and kek

>>715198506
kek

>Point based
Left team already lost then, might as well end it

>>715198506
kek nice one. Change the date as well though

>>715198506
>having fun?
>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN

>>715198506
lol wtf happened?

>>715198506
Hahahahahaha

>>715198506
>2016

>>715198506
>july 7 2016
uh yikes

>>715198545
GDQ SUPPORTS PUTIN????!?!?!

>>715198506
>didn't change the 2nd date
You dun goofed!

>30 second head start
>BUT THE OTHER TEAM CAN JUST SCREENWATCH SO THERE WAS NO FUCKING POINT
>THE OTHER LEVELS EXISTED JUST FOR DONATION SCAMMING

TRANS RIGHTS!!

>>715197901
Terraria

>HERE IS MONEY THANK YOU FOR GROOMING ME
Dear god.

>my current gender
Shouldn't that be your TRUE GENDER YOU ALWAYS WERE or whatever?

>Admitting to getting groomed by GDQ
Why

>>715198552
No, the final level is the only one that matters.

>>715198506
Edit of the Air Canada tweet?

god I hate this event

TRANS RIGHTS

>and my current gender
alright that got me laughing for a good minute

>>715198509
>on site nurse
Is that really necessary?

>>715198481
No it was laughs and “woah-ho!”

>>715198545
>good guy
Holy Dumbledore, James Gunn's Batman!

...

>>715198506
>2016
You had one job, anon.

>>715198545
Commies love russia and they’re often troons, you can connect the dots

>trans rights
so this is about right wing trans gender people?

>>715198602
first MM relay?

>>715198506
heh

prefect pixels gonna steal this entire thing

Why did Coolmatty cut off his fingers?

HAHAHAHA PERFECTBROS STAY WINNING

ANOTHER ONE OPENLY ADMITTING THEY WERE GROOMED BY SPEEDRUNNERS

>>715198643
please just kys already my man

I knew I was right to support Pixels all along.

Perfect Pixels still lost though.

>>715197901
"Chad Rocko" remark during that ending rape scene

>>715198340
>>715198518
GDQ couldn't pocket your donation money if (You) wanted them to. They never have it.

BASED SHAGGY

PP CHADS WHERE WE AT?

These people are fucking insane.

PP got carried by Kirbs holy fuck, they should all get down and suck his dick

>>715198506
>>715198518

>only the last race matters
nice race lol

wait if it's 3-6 why did team 3 pts win?

If trannies why want to debunk the groomer stereotype, why are they say gung-ho about praising people for helping them "learn" they were trans.

>>715198573
shoutout to the guy that got banned after donating 10,000 bits

>>715198707
He didn't. He ignored a problem and got sepsis, requiring amputation.

RATE THE RACE

So Pixels just win because they got the last level? Why even keep score then?

>that's it
What a shitty last level

>>715198671
This is a tranny event, what else do you expect?

YEAH MY BOY

>>715197256
Man I'm mad I wasn't here for ESA
Could've had over a month of comfy speed running

>>715198774
B

>come abck from shower
>take a peek at the stream to see if it's over yet
>"Current gender" and host about the screech "trraaaaa"
>close stream
Glad I went for a shower. Now to do something else.

>>715198687
Yes, I usually sleep through them. Gonna skip the next one, what cancer

>>715198774
Z!

>it's over
>let's keep the timer running

Fuck that, RATE MARIO MAKER 2 RACE

>>715198774
F

I hate these people so much

>>715198774
ZZZ

>>715198509
>>715198573
Fascinating. These should be collaged for future, confused posters. Thanks anon

>>715198774
C it was fun at first but I was bored 40 minutes in

>>715198774
B
Tech issues and announcer sucked.

RATE Shaggy

>>715198759
It was for an advantage on the final level. Like Gladiators.

does migging = transitioning?
I'm not watching this shit

>>715198759
They were only playing for a head start advantage in the final stage.
Fast Frames had +3 so they got a 30 second head start in a stage where it basically did not matter.

>>715198774
D

Donations ruined it for me

>>715197569
Do you feel it, Mr. Krabs? The shame?
Hope you enjoyed the run, buddy.

>>715198818
D

>>715198774
B

>>715198774
Z

>>715198774
C
Fast Frames was fucking robbed

>>715198774
A

>>715198774
F for insuFFerable commentary

>>715198774
SSS

>>715198509
Wait
So if the charity pays for that stuff, and they're raising money for charity, isn't it just a circle? Because they pay the charity, then the charity pays them. So in reality you're not donating to help cancer or top help injured people in war, you're donating for that charity to then funnel the money back into GDQ to pay for the hotel etc.

So in reality you're not giving the money to charity, as a portion of it could go to GDQ itself. Including Staff pay.

chinese dollars bought this

>>715198774
B

>>715198774
SSS TRANS RIGHTS

>>715198774
>>715198818

D

Ruined by the TRANS RIGHTS spam

>>715198774
B-

>>715197901
No but the Halo Reach players telling the dono off got a chuckle

>>715198774
F, dogshit techcrew and transrights spam

>>715198774
K

>>715198774
A

>>715198774
Z / TRANS RIGHTS

>>715198774
C

>>715198509
>Staff pay
>Travel and hotel rooms for staff
No wonder it's infested by the worst type of people, they're getting a free vacation and enough gibs to coast until the next one

how the fuck do you speedrun Balatro?

>>715198774
A

>>715198774
A

>>715198774
B

>>715198774
A

>balatro
DNF incoming

>>715198774
Z

>>715196419
i also preferred the catboi which was cuter and more rare. i meet catgirls every time i go outside

>>715198774
F
It was a good race actually, but the trans rights spam went overdrive. I wouldn't recommend the VOD even to my enemies.

>>715198774
>>715198818
F

>>715198774
I enjoyed it quite a lot and the thread were really funny, the announcer can go blow a dick though
A

>>715198774
D, not really worth watching

>>715198774
D-

There were bits when i was having fun, but constant donation reading was super annoing.

>>715198774
I'm doin' him a B

>>715198842
Migrating to the next thread.

>>715198914
Let it go man,
enjoy the paid advertisement disguised as a speedun

>>715198774
C for C. Not really a race. Shit format. Last level the least difficult looking.

>>715198774
B. Good, but not great and nothing out of the ordinary made it more interesting than a previous mm race

>>715198774
S

>Expedition 33 shill segment
oh for fuck's sake

can i play balatro if idk how to play poker

>>715198818
>>715198774
A

>>715198774
C the crowd soiled it

>>715198774
C

>>715198774
D

>>715198003
normalfaggot kys

>>715198774
B
Pretty intense entertaining and high skill, could have been shorter though.

>>715198774
F

>>715198774
SSS, good movement and they landed some great jokes

>>715198873
anon all charities are scams

>>715198774
A
Some really good moments especially that first blind win, but weighed down by tech issues and some of the levels outstaying their welcome.
Some really unhinged commentary about caterpillars being dumb because they can't write a cheque, and asking if the Z means they're going to invade Ukraine.

>card game speedrun
>1:10:00

>>715198774
A

>>715198609
my god this run was surreal.
it was probably the most fun i've ever had watching GDQ and posting in these threads

>>715198774
>>715198818
SSS

>>715198818
>>715198774
B, great skill all around.

newest chart?

>>715198774
B

Be back later, that run inspired me to change my gender. Wish me luck!

>>715198509
>GDQ is implied to be contracted by MSF
Ah, didn't know that. I'll keep that in mind.

>>715198932
but white stake is piss easy

>>715198842
It's transitioning from Man to Bored Man.

>trans rights sweater
fu... i feel betrayed...

>>715198873
Even in non-profits, portion of donations goes to fund the non profit organization.

>>715198914
btw the run is fucking incomprehensible so you're in for extra bullshit
t. hasnt played the game

>>715198751
>we aren't a charity
Motherfucker I've run livestreams for a charity in my country. It's not hard to Not be a moneygrubbing ghoul

>>715198774
Z
Why race if you’re going to hand it to the losers?

>>715198518
>>715198573
its more than just the two mil they get from this event once a year. they're also putting their name out in front of like a hundred thousand people for a week

>>715198774
D. Ruined by dono/trans rights spam.

>>715198658
Probably legally required for any large gathering, but also don't forget the sheer mass of dilation emergencies they must have each event.

This has to be the worst GDQ I've seen so far.

>>715199008
Cry more pedophile, you will NEVER be accepted for who you are. You will live in the closet forever and die a sad, lonely loser.

>those sweater colors
yay

And now she's even wearing a troon flag sweater

>>715198774
S

Great race, almost had a death with the blue shirt guy, awesome skill showcase. Went from S to A during the race because of couch, but the Z comment bumped it back to S again. Fucking kek.

>>715198774
D

>>715198774
B

>>715198774
Z

>>715198818
S some situations were fun and the "Z" joke was cool

>>715199062
Did you guys really not know she's trans?

would she allow a trans woman to insert her penis into her vagene

>>715199076
I've also never been interested in playing it so great, it'll be like Blue Prince all over again

What does the Z mean?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752270590433470.webm

>>715199106
>says in the pedophile website

If the game isn't in the marathon, why do you have a segment talking about it? Talk about a game that's actually going to be run.

Balatro is very chill game. But its so rng it for sure will be a trainwreck run. Also its fun to play, but boring to watch (especially if you dont know what is going on)

>>715198914
Probably finishing all the different blinds. They all have certain conditions you have to play with.

>>715198774
C
Absolutely incomprehensible but the shiny shiny on the screen was decent to watch

>>715198774
S

this is some real deal nigger shit

>game gets chinabux
>insuffable shilling
every time woah

>>715199029
Hey, wanna hear a more horrifying story?
The Baba Is You dev's latest game is about 20 different card solitaires
https://hempuli.itch.io/a-solitaire-mystery

>>715198774
>>715198818
C

>>715198774
SSS cause I get to play the levels later.

I don't have any Balatro cunny drawings. What should I start posting instead? Just random clown cunny?

>>715198509
>>715198573
>>715198751
>GDQ viewer pays up thinking it will go to charity
>Money goes to the charity
>Charity then gives it back to GDQ to pay for staff and hotel

>>715199167
kek banned

>>715199156
If she really loved her to the point she wanted to consummate Never

>>715199168
lol bye nonce

>>715199062
its Sylveon, thats the pokemon fairy logo in the center

>>715198818
>>715198774
C, entertaining but only if you mute it. The constant troon rights shit made it unbearable.

>>715198873
i stopped giving a shit after i realized "charities" have ceo's that make $650K+ salaries and almost all of the funding goes to "raising awareness" (advertising for more gibs)
its a fucking scam. if you wanna help the world go buy some homeless person a hot sandwich.

>>715198818
B

>>715199167
kek'd

>>715198992
Yeah, if anything it’ll teach you how to play poker.

>>715198774
B
It was entertaining but gotta take it down a few points for obvious reasons

>>715198873
The idea is that the charity pays less than the fundraising event than the fundraising event raises

>>715199107
>>715199156
NO I AM NOT GAY
SHE IS A REAL BIOLOGICAL WOMAN!

>>715199098
Not to mention banning people for having an anxiety attack after half a weed brownie

>>715199104
Agreed, there has never been this much troon shilling, and i don’t think I’ve rated a single run above an A

>>715199167
extremely based kek

>>715198774
D (idn't watch)

>>715198774
A
annoying commentator/forced hype shit, but the race itself was fun and levels were cool with interesting tech

>>715198774
Once kaizo dogshit always kaizo dogshit
F

i don't care for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

>>715198774
B

>>715199168
Uh, reddit sisters?

>>715199107
My friends are watching gdq for the first time and they were utterly perplexed by the tranny shit. Had to give them a deep dive about how HRT is street crack for nerd communities. We played a game of figuring out who amongst the crowd is trans, was fun.

>>715199216
Why the fuck won't they ever put Baba on sale? The game is seriously great and unique but it's old enough that I'd like a sale.

>can't do the skip
Wow, incredible. Great segment thanks GDQ.

>>715199323
it insists upon itself

>>715199069
But for me its more they don't say that, they say all the money goes to charity because TECHNICALLY it does, its just then the charity proceeds to pay for the event itself, so in reality like 20 - 25% of it goes back to GDQ and they don't say that bbecause of a technicality.

>>715199179
>>715199051
White stakes???? So its run for kids then. Boring

>>715199167
i dont get it

>>715198774
Z

>>715199167
I really love how the crowd starts laughing and immediately realizes those were eggshells on the floor.

>>715199214
stop noticing

>watch less than an hour total all week
>tune in just in time for the Ukraine joke
I want to keep watching just to bask in the awkward air of everyone knowing that just happened.

>>715197256
The problem is the ESA threads are dead enough, the ASM ones will be turbo dead

>>715198774
B

So a literal fucking ad for Claire now. The run was an ad and so is this entire segment.

>>715198774
D for Didn't watch lol

>>715199107
>>715199156
>KFFC was losing all her curvature on purpose to prepare for her FtM transition

>>715199392
ESA threads are dead because their turbojannies are even worse than GDQ.

>>715199337
>Why the fuck won't they ever put Baba on sale?
Something something free Baba Maker update don't be greedy

>>715199392
Could just move them to /vm/ or /vr/ or some shit, slow threads aren't necessarily bad. Usually filters out the shitposters as they all get bored when their bait is ignored

>>715199167
I guess someone's wants to visit Gulag.

>>715199432
thats almost too real to be funny anon

>>715198774
B

@Anons I am so, so sorry for getting the dates mixed up #SGDQ2025

>>715199412
Balatro is a fucking AD run also if its white stake run

>>715199392
Yeah, only gdq and esa threads survive. Everytime anons try to keep the other run event threads alive it’s a massive struggle, and shitposting with you parasites is 75% the fun of these events

>>715199167
twitter apology when

>>715199376
The solid five seconds after where the stage was dead silent and like three guys in the auditorium laughed made it all the better

>>715198310
For you.

g'nite lads

>>715199156
i hecking love sylveon

>>715199503
no worries, it still made me laugh. Thanks for fixing the image

>>715199484
>their turbojannies
Are you so insane you think each event has their mod team moderating 4chan kek. It's the same mods for all the threads anon

>>715199503
classic

>>715198774
Z. Trans rights chanting is seriously fucking terrible.

>>715199564
Spotted one of 'em.

>>715199104
It is easily fucking up there as worst, from run quality, to insufferable hosts, to absolute troonimation.

>>715199262
I remember when they had a segment at AGDQ this year that was a big interview with the cancer charity they work with and there's no cure research in that charity at all its one big "spreading awareness" charity like people don't know about cancer.

I thought they'd at least do things like pay medical bills for cancer patients, free cancer tests but nope, they basically just print how to spot breast cancer leaflets.

>>715199503
Too late, this will go down in history. The shame you felt this day will live on, haunting your dreams forever.

I'd have missed it too.

>>715199104
We say that every year, man. Twice.

>can’t perform in front of KFFC
I understand brother

Balatro runner: https://x.com/Cloiss_
"Pump It Up Phoenix" runner: https://x.com/ZELLLOOO

>>715199104
But you say that every ye-

>>715199104
it honestly is and im really excited about the next event

>>715199526
Yep, all indie runs are ads, all AAA runs somehow aren't even when the publisher is sponsoring the event, very odd that.

>>715199651
Not true. Last AGDQ wasn't that bad.

>>715199503
Hello, we're not quite sure we understand what you mean. Please post a funny reaction image or anime girl with more information.

>>715199651
because it keeps being true

>>715199617
Today in particular has been abysmal with the tech issues on top of everything you listed

>>715199104
>This has to be the worst GDQ I've seen so far.
Isn't it fucking great?

>>715199104
At least we can shitposting through this hell, I wonder how much lower they can go

Based jannies purging the anime pedos

>this skip is unique you just have to jump around here
>alright messed it up lets go to the next one
>so uh basically we're gonna do the thing you do in a casual playthrough but not mess up
>messes up
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

>>715199526
I too loved the run of Lunasomething where it was just the dev running his own game and mentioning that it's available on the SGDQ humble bundle multiple times because literally no one runs the game but the dev itself. That's not shilling at all and /v/ hated it just because /v/ hates aspiring indie devs.

>>715199574
Shame what he turned into

>>715199104
and you can't get enough of it

>>715199167
baZed

>>715199678
The drama de-touristification a few days into ASM's start should make for cozier theads too, can't wait

>>715199686
Last night some faggot argued that the Doom run wasn't an ad...
Surely it was a shill, but still...

>1:10:00 of balatro
give it to me straight boss

this is the time to leave the house if i need to today, right

>>715199552
Sleep tight, amigo. Wake up in time for the concert.

>>715198273
How do you fuck up a Tetris run?

>>715199526
>IMG_
>frog
ironic shitposting is still faggy

>>715199813
no
its going to be cringekino

>>715199651
I disagree, some do say it every year, but I haven't and don't. Last 4 or 5 gdqs I didn't feel like it was continually getting worse, had it's ups and downs. This gdq it's over for real, just significantly worse with lower viewership, shitty gimmick runs, half of the event are skits, 80 percent of the runs there are are not good at all

Yes I will be here forever

>>715199762
don't remind me

>>715199813
the runs are completely incomprehensible, so go ahead

>>715199813
that was the pokemon run a few hours ago, but this is also a good time for it

>>715199651
And yet...

>>715199651
I'm watching it just for the threads.

>unmute stream
>the first thing I hear is trans right

>>715199872
Someone probably has the screencap explaining the run

>>715199913
I was eeping during that

>>715199757
I hated it because it had less graphics and level design than the better games it copied: Meat Boy and Celeste.

But will we ever hear "Let's Go Cis Rights"?
Don't mind me, just slowly unravelling here

>>715199762
Considering the fate of some others, he's doing alright. Even made some jank kino
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2518900/Mannys/

>>715199686
I'm still triggered that ufo 50 got an ad rating last gdq. Most definitely not an ad and even if it were it was a horrible one as it didn't advertise the game well at all

>>715199872
How do you fuck up a Tetris run?
By fucking up. Hard. All the time.

It's so heartwarming how wholesome all of GDQ is you can just feel the love

Is that why this stream makes 4chan seethe so hard? Them being counter culture just hate how happy everyone is and how much fun they're all having?

>Random Seed
Wish me luck for my next run guys!

>>715199392
I know its an overused word but ASM is comfy. And it is growing, threads would die overnight and now they survive.

don't you need 3 lefts to make a right?

>>715199813
it's 50-50, i played balatro until i 100%ed the collection and i can say without a doubt that it's a game that's infinitely more fun to play than to watch
but if the runner is good enough to explain what's going on and also pop off for hype, it can be pretty good too

>>715199972
take a shot

>>715199167
Where's the Z
Am I blind
>>715199783
>bleak grey background
>random old shitty vehicle brands
Everything about this war has been the most eastern european it could possibly be

>>715200050
id be fucking blind dude

>>715200029
Yeah that's about the long and short of it.
I'm an unapologetic Tourist who comes here purely just to screech about trannies twice a year. It's really good for the soul to get it all out, yknow?

the QR code on that humble bundle ad could lead to meatspin and nobody would ever notice

>>715199768
I've been playing vidya instead.

>>715199514
The smaller events have been growing a bit. UKSG didn't die for the first time this year and it was a longer event too, BSG always survives, and ASM is getting there, maybe the shilling this year and it being right after GDQ will help.

What do we du while ASM and dogwater are running simultaneously? Will there be two threads?

>>715200092
Z in kaizo maps usually means "spin jump"

>>715200029
i used to waste so much time on pissy reddit that GDQ felt edgy by comparison when i started watching

>>715200092
you will never guess which 3rd world communist state they just recently partnered with, nope, its not north korea!

>>715199813
If it's like the pokemon run, yes, but also the threads will be fun

>>715199552
Good time to doze off. Enjoy your rest! I pray the morning block is actually good!

>Katamari OST
I should replay it again

>>715200032
I'm not sure they even died last year, and they were never dead, it just didn't have the high activity of people having constant arguments about stupid shit.

>>715199813
It'll be even worse than the Nubby's run, won't it.

>>715199813
Balatro can be fun to watch if you know the game and you're watching a high level player run gold stake, but honestly I would skip it because any Speedrun that's not gameplay heavy sucks to watch

>>715200046
Unsure if it's the same runner than last time, but last time the balatro run was just a DNF crapshoot. So, if this guy finishes, he's better than the last by default.
t. beat all decks on gold stakes

>>715200029
Same sister, these chudcels are just jealous of all the fun we're having without them!

>>715199104
Its a meme but it unironically is, the charts show it too, never seen that much red before
>>715199651
I thought AGDQ 2024 was the first GDQ that was better than the last for once and was alright, SGDQ was on the same level, AGDQ 2025 I thought was ACTUALLY good, and this one has just tanked into the pit. I dunno what caused it.

>>715199552
I love prooooohs

>>715199665
are they funny, /v/?

>>715199914
Files under here forever, son.

So are there any of you that haven't played Balatro yet?

>>715199892
I feel you. In '23-'24, I felt it has mostly stabilised into slop, but this feels like particularly egregious slop this GDQ. The good runs are so rare now

>>715200269
This image is propaganda by toxic chuds by the way but I guess you knew that already. You can't be toxic and positive.

>>715200225
Indeed
even Me&My Katamari emulated on my chinkheld of choice has its charms to me

>>715200240
>Nubby
I still don't know what the shit was going on in that "run" they just seemed to sit there as things happened and then randomly called time.

>>715200295
What level of schizophrenia is this?

>>715200029
chuds and troons are two sides of the same coin

>>715200163
Previous stuff like that has just had them in the same thread. The events are too small for seperate threads.

>>715200295
omg he's cringe
just like me

OK /v/, when i say trans, you say rights

TRANS

>>715200350
Why would some minor event "undermine" your shit? That's some fucking sad thinking.

>>715200269
Why is the word "minimalize" there? Is this jeetlish?

cringekino time

If this Balatro run is a disaster, can they please ban it from marathons? Last time was a shit show

>>715200406
WRONGS!

Chartfag's where can I find the charts of former GDQ / ESA events. I want to see the downfall myself.

>>715200350
>create events where ONLY females or other races are allowed
>get upset when other people do it
i dont understand this

>>715200406
FORMERS
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE

>>715200280
I feel the corporatization has fully taken control and it's turning the event into a shambling corpse that's slowly dying, like Hollywood.

>>715200406
MIGRATION

>>715200406
Wrongs.

>>715200163
Keep it the same thread, just treat them like stream 1 and stream 2, it's what we did when BSG/RTA overlapped with Dogwater the first year.

>>715200350
We have all female (male) and all black and you REALLY wanna have an all white event? How racist of you chuds.
I hate retards like this. Nuke california.

>>715200171
Ahh, thanks anon

>>715200187
Oh Russia

>>715199651
Post some clips of the audience chanting trans rights at previous events

>>715200420
GDQ continues to have hotfixes whenever any small event is running.
They want to crush any competition from getting too big.

Runner not a tranny, but looks like he will transition if this run goes to shit

Hes locking in

>>715200443
https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive

>spades
wtf isnt that a fetish thing?? why is everything these trannies do sex related

>critical reddit
I hate this shit more than I can put into words

Damn, PCchads get games like this?

>Nerd Squared
Is he related to Nerd Cubed?

Odds of getting through this run without a single trans rights chant?

spoilers: the skip tech is just restarting until you get lucky

>>715200029
trannies haven't been counter culture for a decade nonny, get with the times
right wing christian chudcels are the new punks

>Bomi
>"I'm just an artist"

>>715200592
0%

>>715200551
Wtf those degenerates from the 15th century putting their fetish into everything

>>715200350
Reminder that this comes from the guy who has a literal segregation event

Is this just beating the game on white stakes 7 times?

HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE RUNNING A GAME? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO EXPIDITION 33? IT WAS BEATEN THAT QUICKLY? MAN, I SWEAR IF A RUN OF A RECENT GAME WERE INSERTED ARTIFICIALLY I MIGHT THINK IT'S PAYOLA

double stuntman incoming

Lol, good start with the jokers

>this fucking RNG
Fuck off man

A duper this quick is insane

>>715200662
yes..........

THIS is the game zoomies are losing their minds over?
lmao.

>>715200560
It's on all the consoles now too
Also one of the most purely Fun games of all time desu

I played this shit obsessively for a week straight then stopped and forgot how to play

A played a bit of balatro and I have no clue what's going on

What the fuck is going on

Something about trans rights being chanted in a tenor voice that is unmistakably masculine really just tickles my brain.

>>715200662
With every deck, but yeah

>>715200732
There's a mobile version too, right?

wtf is a white stake

Why's the GDQ icon still on the screen? It wasn't earlier in the event.

>>715200754
they are doing an absolute shit job at explaining any of this

>>715200732
Looks like mobile slop.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Last gdq run of balatro the thread was all contrarians talking about how shit the game was but I don't see them here now, did vee turn around on it?

>>715200675
least schizophrenic trans

This game is really popular but man does it come across as a really awful speedrunning game to showcase

no idea what is going on

I played for weeks but I never memorized all the jokers just by looking at them, this is still too fast for me

>>715200793
I just element blocked it. So obnoxious.

>>715200789
It's easy mode.

>>715200350
The funny thing is, GDQ has next to no black people or people of color in general. They just have Bobbeigh who they parade around as their token black and rather infamously, his runs are the first to get culled. If you're black then you go on their literal segregation event, if you're any other non-white you're fucked.
And someone pointed this out to him and thats why there's so many black people this year, because he got exposed and he's trying to prove a point.

>>715200789
Easiest difficulty, you can beat it without knowing what is happening

is Balatro as unfun as it looks?

is this mothertrucker speedrunning fucking solitaire

>>715200746
make number go up. but seriously they are doing a shit job of explaining the jokers

>>715200819
I have 0 idea whats going on, so I'm playing vidya instead

>>715200738
everyone keeps saying stuff like this. Is the game really that good?

>>715200754
The run you leave for cause they're too autistic to let the guy explain

Baseball card pushed my ass trough so many bosses I always take it when I can.

deck builders are the most boring thing imaginable to watch someone else play

>>715200895
Depends, how fun do you find RNG?

>>715200802
It's on mobile too. But it's just $10, no microtransactions. You have to unlock everything yourself like Binding of Isaac and shit.

>>715200819
Balatro is a good game but it’s popular so it’s shit.

>>715200460
Definitely. I checked the schedule and the amount of showcases, skits, nonruns, ads, etc. Are at their highest.