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when will android girlfriends become real /v/?

>>715238669 (OP)
>when will android girlfriends become real /v/?
The day after you die.

>>715238712
Time to take one for the team!

I don’t know. But if they do happen, I’ll probably be old as shit. I can at least be happy for the new generation. I’ve seen enough Kara R34 to know that this is the right path towards a bright future.

The real question is, will underage-looking android girlfriends be legal, or will the forces of good (tm) find yet another way to screw people over for being born the wrong way.

>>715238669 (OP)
wouldn't it better to have synthetic people instead of robots you know since they're made of flesh and not metal that could crush your peenis weenis into a pancake

>has android GF
>still going after high-maintenance meatbag
>actually sad from being rejected
fake+gay

Android maids will be real and you will be too poor for them.

Enjoy your leased model that someone else has already been using for 3 years.

oh yeah
it's the thread

Where is it?

>>715238842
Thats not an underage girl she is just a woman in her thirties using a stupid anime gif to drain retards' money by doing the minimum amount of effort possible

>>715238909
>bubbles
Are Japanese artists really this derivative?

>>715238953
>phaseggot in charge of reading comprehension

>>715238669 (OP)
What would happen if the girl said yes when he asked her out?
It sounds so impossible that I can't even imagine it.

>>715238842
we have to make short robots for short kings and tall robots for tall kings or vice versa, inevitably we will make loli bodytypes. all robots are literally underage and there's no way around this, either.

>>715238953
that wasn't the question. if your brain immediately jumps to a strawman argument you might just be retarded.

>>715239134
Child-like sex dolls are already illegal in many parts of the world, including some states in the US.
What makes people think androids won't follow the same pattern of toxic moralism?

>>715239149
the answer to your question is no, because it's not the appearance of someone that defines whether or not they can legally consent.

>>715239085
The yandere mode is activated on the android and she kills them both. I secretly install yandere malware on android girls

>>715239228
>because it's not the appearance of someone that defines whether or not they can legally consent.
Refer to >>715239210
Dolls are already made illegal.

>>715238745
kek

Why can't you just improve yourself if you want a gf so bad?

>>715239387
Some people 30-50 years old and have never had a girlfriend.
It's over for them, they will never experience young love and have to settle for a single mother or an infertile hag.

>>715239210
>Child-like sex dolls are already illegal
because they're merely sex dolls, they (theoretically) encourage the abuse of real people. that's the problem we want to solve, actually.
a robot companion doesn't need to have any genitals at all, in fact it's sexier if she doesn't 'cause she can go outdoors butt-ass naked and nobody will care

>>715239387
>Improve yourself to be the 120th guy in line

>>715239387
Because I don’t want a gf. I want a sex slave like in the colonial days where black women were used as BWC cock sleeves

>>715239387
Would it shock you to know that first world virginity has gone up whilst also creating the most model, law abiding generations?

>>715239468
>in fact it's sexier if she doesn't 'cause she can go outdoors butt-ass naked
Now you're making compromises, proving my point.

Why can't women just improve themselves if they want a bf so bad?

>>715238842
>wrong way
well, "compact" models being overall more efficient and cost-effective should be undeniable
only China or Japan manufacturing them matters to me

>>715239619

>>715238909
>square in the torso
Is she from Fortuna? Is her real head in there?

>>715238669 (OP)
isn't that stonetoss guy a spic

>>715239270
you're still wrong
an ambulatory hard-chassis robot that has a silhouette of a short woman and a silicone sex doll that looks like an actual child are not even remotely the same thing
the sex dolls are banned because of their depiction of underge female genitals not because of the way they look. us customs confiscates onaholes but not mannequins. don't put a loli pussy on the loli robot. problem fuckin' solved.

>>715239652
Why the fuck do people keep being surprised about this every time? Is it not immediately obvious without even doing this experiment?

>>715239723
I see, so I should just put an adult pussy then.

>>715239438
This is me. Sadly my own autism caused this and I had plenty chances.

https://x.com/Tesla_Optimus/status/1922456791549427867
https://x.com/Tesla_Optimus/status/1925047336256078302

soon
very soon

>>715239228
it's not my question, I'm just pointing out retarded rhetoric.
>because it's not the appearance of someone that defines whether or not they can legally consent
there is no "someone". machines aren't people and don't require consent.

>>715239637
>robot that has a silhouette of a short woman
No one was talking about short women.
>don't put a loli pussy on the loli robot. problem fuckin' solved.
You're realizing that child android girlfriends will be made illegal, which is why you have to make compromises to create loopholes.
"Don't put a vagina on a girlfriend", as if sex isn't half the point of having a romantic partner.

>>715239872
meant for >>715239723

>>715239652
so why should men try to improve when even the best men have to fight for dog food

>>715239576
>Now you're making compromises
i want aegis to jerk me off with her gun-hands while i cum on her canvas belly and we tongue kiss passionately in bed, me desperately trying to remember if the MSDS for her saliva said it was safe for human consumption or not

>>715238669 (OP)
Guys this comic is kind of retarded.

>>715238669 (OP)
RoboGF are like fission
Two more weeks and they are here soon

If you want some kino android weg play Artemis

>>715240025
we had fission like 100 years ago unc

>>715239809
>there is no "someone". machines aren't people and don't require consent.
wrong
machines of sufficient complexity have souls and are indistinguishable from a living being, they merely lack the ability to evolve without our help. thus your car has no thoughts or emotions as it doesn't have a human brain yet it's mechanical complexity makes it alive thru quantum mechanics.
even the greeks wrote of this and they didn't even fucking have robots.
permission to be intimate with a machine is granted in other ways.

>>715239540
feels refreshing to just out and say it, right?

>>715240120
>machines of sufficient complexity have souls
schizo hours

>>715240110
can I see your fission reactor then?

Where sus?

>>715240120
wrong. my toaster doesn't have a soul, no matter how smart it becomes.
>even the greeks wrote of this
greeks raped little boys.

>>715239387
Why would I want 3DPD?

>>715239920
you realize those guys emailing aren't actually 6'5 chads with giant cocks, right?

>>715240205
and even if they had souls, that does not guarantee specific rights.
we legally kill millions of animals every fucking day.

>>715238669 (OP)
i like that he started inserting a hidden among us character into his comics and never stopped. i dont even look at what the comic is saying anymore.

>>715240167
just go look at the core of any nuclear reactor
you're thinking of fusion, ya dingus

>>715240205
>my toaster doesn't have a soul
>implying

>>715239805
>0:34 on the 2nd link.
this is what they are telling everyday people not to worry about.

>machines of sufficient complexity have souls and are indistinguishable from a living being
a brown hand, trembling, types supersexnostringsfemalchatbot.ai into google chrome address bar

(the power goes out regardless because papa sold the family donkey for booze earlier in the day. now the family has to sleep on their communal straw bed in the sweltering humidity)

>>715239712
A based spic, but yes

>>715240282
i wonder if its a dude in a suit again

>>715239675
ever since I unlocked that I wished I could turn it off again

>>715239210
>Child-like sex dolls are already illegal
How does that work? Does a cop have to see it in your house, would there be a list of criteria if it's just a short or youthful looking anime girl? Do midgets count? Seems hard to enforce, especially since you can just make your own in theory.

>>715240156
humans and other meat creatures work on the exact same quantum principles, but they are capable of developing and honing physical abilities over time whereas a machine cannot.
just because it doesn't look you in the eye and make weddel seal noises doesn't mean it's not alive

>>715238669 (OP)
I would pay literally anything for one

>>715238842
I don't think you're entitled to something because it makes you cum.

>>715240661
No one here is arguing that people should get free androids, based retard.

>>715240661
He is though?
You are not entitled to infringe on people's basic property rights. That is evil you commie freak

>>715240575
This, I need a bit titty robot to do my taxes, I;m bad at it.

>>715239001
>Vtumor thinks he has any right to be here
Fuck off to your containment board, cucked faggot

>>715240205
>wrong. my toaster doesn't have a soul, no matter how smart it becomes.
your toaster is a simple machine and you can physically see inside of it. it isn't alive, it's a tool.
it's not about being "smart", but being complex. the more stuff goes on inside a sealed container like your skull, the more alive something is. alive does not mean "intelligent" or even "sapient" because to have intelligence or sapience the machine would have to have something like a human brain to remember things and and be self-cognizant, which it can never have unless a human builds that for it.
thus a machine soul exists in symbiosis with a human one, a machine has no purpose without a user and thus has no soul without a human's soul with which to bond.

>greeks raped little boys.
so did the japanese, and the romans, and ww2 germans, and bill clinton and and and and who fucking cares get good or get rekt

>>715240859
4chan is not your hugbox for escaping things that you seethe about.

>>715240761
you have no rights but the ones granted to you by the government

>>715239805
i'd rather fuck something that doesn't blow up in my face

>>715238842
I want to fuck that child, sir

>>715240506
>quantum principles
what are quantum principles

>>715240945
bet you love that boot commie freak

>>715240976
that's a fish

>>715240984
define rights

>>715240996
A fish that's asking for it

>>715240504
they just get confiscated at customs
though mostly its because chinese like to ship things with completely made up shit on the declaration that basically guarantee you will get inspected

>>715241061
my right to kick your ass. *kicks you in the ass, hard* see? i'll do it again. *kicks you again, harder* too bad you can't stop me, bitch. *kicks you for a third time*

>>715240761
I think mental wellbeing of society is everyone's problem, and fetishism is a mental wellbeing issue.

>>715240924
wrong again. my toaster is powered by ChatGPT which is more complex than your pea brain.
I talk to it and love it like a real being, thus fulfilling your retarded requirements for a soul.
>>so did the japanese, and the romans, and ww2 germans, and bill clinton and and and and who fucking cares get good or get rekt
>argues for consent as a requirement
>lists a bunch of people who didn't give a fuck about consent
you make less sense than the average schizo.

>>715240981
your head is a schrodinger's box
your brain is the cat
your soul is the superposition of the cat

>>715238842
That's a big way to prove homosexuality isn't something you're born with, as people categorize pedophilia as a treatable disease.

>>715240976
that's a grown ass woman

>>715241124
>my toaster is powered by ChatGPT
well then it's chatgpt with the soul, you just put it in a body of a toaster.

>>715241061
"a right not to be interfered with, a right that imposes no obligation upon others except that of non-interference"

>>715241118
If we have to put up with pride parade faggots walking down the street completely naked with men, women, and children watching then I think an Anon walking around with his Android would be fine.

>>715241294
and who grants you this right?

>>715241216
I don't get the connection. How does a disease being treatable mean that you can't be born with it?

>>715241323
I'm against that too

>>715241358
My personhood. People are individual human beings, not subjects of the state.
If you want to argue might makes right don't complain when you get stabbed by a random criminal. He was stronger than you so you deserved it lol

>>715241118
How did we get to a point where attraction to fertile women in their prime is considered a "fetish"?

>>715241443
But you are subject to the state whether you like it or not.

>>715241390
I worded it wrong. I meant that it can't be fixed. You know, the argument that because they're supposedly born with it, it can't be fixed.

>>715238669 (OP)
I want alpha

>>715241605
gen alpha girls are 12 at the oldest you sick fuck

>>715238669 (OP)
Technically that's a gynoid.

>>715238669 (OP)
what the fuck
donde esta el suspicious
am i blind?

>>715239675
OI
COM STICK YOR PEEPERS ON THIS TIN SUIT A FUCKIN KUBROW ATE MY BABY

>>715238909
doesnt this shit focus on some schoolgirls' club instead of the android+male mc readers actually care about? does it ever go back to normal?

>>715241469
Where do you draw the line? like what age exactly

>>715241469
He doesn't substantiate anything.
He doesn't explain how this is a threat to the "mental well-being" of society
He doesn't demonstrate it, either.
He doesn't even know what a fetish is.

In short, antis have no arguments, as always.

stonetossisanazi's edits are funnier

>>715239387
But I don't want a gf. I want tot turn people into dinosaurs.

>>715238669 (OP)
hopefully soon
remember that the sex robot can look and feel like anything you want and it doesn't make it any weirder or illegal since it's just a machine

>>715239387
i don't want a gf
i want to find a girl i like

>>715238669 (OP)

>>715238669 (OP)
Over glorified sex toys won't make you happy. Same deal with fucking hookers.
The reason why men chase sex/dating is purely for validation.

>>715241957

>>715241957
>>715242061
Are black people to blame for his scoliosis?

>>715238669 (OP)
If we were to design ideal fembot, what features and capabilities would you like to have your gynoid to have?

>>715241759
I didn't expect such an earnest response so I'll try to reply in kind.
Lately I've noticed how difficult it is (at least for me) to gauge whether the girl I'm talking to is 14yo or just a petite 18yo who takes care of herself. So I'd say there's no point in treating these two differently in terms whether or not you should be allowed to bone them. I have no experience that would allow me to discuss girls younger than that but, yeah, the threshold should be lowered to least 14 imo.

>>715242061

>>715242118

>>715241957
>>715242061
>>715242118
Based political artist who tackles infant male genital mutilation compared to all the liberals who hate him.

>>715238669 (OP)
I think people would prefer to buy the cheaper compact versions.

>>715238909
>Anime ends before best girl is introduced
I fucking hate when that happens.

>>715241469
Sonichu nose, upside down.

>>715242265
Jesus

>>715242113
I advice you to spend more time with adult women because if you can't tell the difference between a 14-year-old and a 18-yearl-old that's a real problem.

>>715242094
-Replaceable faceplates
-Replaceable breasts
-Replaceable ass
-Safety: always off
-Text to speech module with 3 dialects: /v/irgin, /d/eviant, and /s/ister Mary
-Multi-fuel* energy system with battery backup to prevent indoor CO poisoning
-On-the-fly mass distribution to prevent imbalance of servos
-Absolutely no phone-home system inbuilt
-A gun, to shoot her CPU-case out if she ever tries even touching a phone in fact
-3 year/30,000 cycle warranty
-Your choice of 12 colorways mixing soft pillowy black pleather with paint including: silver, off-white, aluminum, shiny grey, shiny gray, LEGO™ Old Light Grey, and brick

>>715242310
The manga took a nosedive in quality so sharp it's wild. Only Asobi Asobase can compare.

>>715242061
What the fuck is wrong with his proportions? Why does he look like he was poorly assembled out of mismatched body parts? Is there a name for this condition?

>>715240796
Having a live in robo waifu would free up a lot of time, they could do all the housework for example, not just the taxes all although they would surely be good at that too
However on the flipside I would spend literally every free moment I had discovering new and continually more depraved sexual delights under the judgement free and eminently skillful touch, so really, I'd probably have less time for things overall

>>715242484
being a dysgenic freak

>>715242705
Robowives would solve this societal issue that you are apparently super mad about

>>715242118
>>715242165
What's the point here? That he's unusually thorough in wanting to remain anonymous?

>>715242705
>>715242484
are we gonna pretend that he doesn't just have a massive chest

>>715239387
You can't improve yourself to grow taller

>>715242803
It's probably the combination of enormous doughy upper body on what appears to be a pair of chopsticks in shoes

>>715238882
>>715238909
>self-insert cuckoldry
It's all so tiresome.

>>715242960
>self-insert
>cuckoldry
do words mean anything to you or do you just like how they sound

>>715243094
>self-insert fag is such a failure of a man with no respect for himself that the only way he can imagine himself with a girl is by pretending to be a different man
Cucks, the lot of you.

>>715242094
>goes fast
>is more or less a fuckable nuclear bomb
>internal refrigerated monster storage

>>715243172
jesus, anon
kek

>>715243420
Just a reminder that you jerk off to fictional drawings of other men having sex.

>>715241957
>doxxing
You know that's against the global rules and the laws in the US too?

>I objectify women so much so I bought an artificial one!
>wtf this real women rejected me???
is this dude retarded?

>>715243451
i self insert as the girl howeverbeithough

>>715242094
Swappable exotic genitalia, tentacles, dicks, pussies, cloaca, ovipositors, dolphin birth canals, it's gotta be able to get weird
Extreme strength, she should be able to render me completely helpless before her strength
Sensors that can tell if what she's doing is getting me off
An entire respiratory of all dirty things ever put to text to inspire her
Soft body parts
A genuine desire to fuck, and the ability to enjoy it

>>715241716

>>715243172
I don't get it
do you only watch yuri or something

>>715239387
My autism outweighs my looks, I'd rather stay alone than end up like this

>>715241957
>>715242061
>heightmog
>chestmog
>waistmog
>hairmog
>leftoids think this is an own
jamie pull up photos of arrested antifa shooters

>>715243604
>objectification
Not real, feminism is a cult

>>715243623
>Extreme strength
this
normoids be like
>oooh you just want a woman who will do everything for you like a slave

no
i want a woman who can turn me into red mist with a thought, bench press a whole car, and is literally impossible to beat in an argument because she has immediate access to the entire recorded knowledge of human civilization.

>>715243604
Shut up feminist snake.

>>715239387
I read recently that only a third of single women are looking for a relationship, compared to over half of single men, and that's not counting all the red flags you have to avoid, the maths simply does not add up no matter how much you improve.

>>715238669 (OP)
>shooting down cumbdump bots who gained sentience and became lesbians
The most satisfying moment in gaming.

>>715243860
Nice, good taste.

>>715239387
I had a gf and it destroyed my soul. Never again. I like the idea of kids and a family but I'd rather suffer in loneliness for the next 50 years and die alone than try to be in a serious relationship.

>>715240935
I wanna fug this creature

>>715240924
This nigga is going to go to Mars and start an entire machine cult.

>>715243759
SE
PHI
ROT

>>715238669 (OP)
I want robot gfs to become as real anyone, but I just know deep down that greedy assholes will fuck it up. You have to rent the robot not buy, the company collects and sell all their data about you, feminist will demand robots have the right to randomly refuse sex, etc, etc.

Men are not allowed to have nice things, especially "loser" men.

>>715239872
>You're realizing that child android girlfriends will be made illegal,
i don't want an actual childlike robot thoughbeit, i want a robot gf and the easiest way to make one is to make them anime-proportioned and loli-sized.

>the robot must be feminine and kind of spindly because a female shape with thin arms is good for a wider range of motion
>it can't be too tall or heavy
>it needs to have a low center of gravity (so, thicker thighs, calves, and waist than upper torso and arms)
>because it's short in stature it needs a big head to be expressive and noticeable

lolis and shortstacks are the optimal form.

>>715238669 (OP)

>>715239387
"improoving" myself won't make me neurotypical

>>715244542
breadpannles is not stonetoss troon

does anyone really care that hans gruber is stonetoss? i just want to look and discuss sexy androids.

>>715242470
>Only Asobi Asobase can compare.
wha happen?

>>715244184
millions of years of human evolution, scrambling to the top of the food chain, inventing tools, farming, civilization, all so we could imagine robot girls in cropped jean shorts and perhaps someday build them.

>>715244817
looks like this wasn't the thread after all, sorry chief

Where the fuck is it?

>>715239387
How do I improve my height?

yes,

just not for you

>>715245071
lookit those sharp lines. why the fuck can't i upscale stuff and keep the lines sharp. fuckin controlnet tile bullshit doesn't even WORK..........

>>715243610
That image is cool and I wanna save it, but I'm concerned that it's from a gacha, meaning I'll be a fag if I post it. Please advise.

>>715245123
you are already a fag for making that insipid post, to say nothing of unironically caring what other people think about the images you post on this shitty website. so you really have nothing to lose

>>715242061
He unironically looks pretty good, it's just the Melvin hairstyle bringing him down.

>>715245174
They're all insipid posts. Just tell me if it's from a gacha before I make you suck my dick.

here you go
now post more sexxo robot while /v/ is still in its lowest activity and before the south americans wake up and turn this thread into a /r9k/ menace

>>715238669 (OP)
'toss on teh 'log

>>715239387
No improvement will ever make me a top 20% male (the only males females are physically attracted to).

>>715245239
i don't know, and i don't care, and neither should you you fucking idiot

>>715245123
I believe that's just OC from SC2-loving Koreans into Helldivers (2)
there's probably a collection in their general

>>715239387
i've had a genuine 9/10 gf for years. we loved each other deeply. it's still a lot of work. A LOT
the relationship lasted for many years, in the end it didn't work out
i'm only getting older and weaker, the room for improvement is mild
if you date a high value girl, i mean an actual 8-9-10 and not a girl next door you fetichize, you know they're absolutely hounded by other men. at some point the ideal man in her mind becomes an amalgation of all the best traits from all men courting her, and none of the drawbacks
good luck improving yourself to that level. at that tier you're either born with the looks floor required (<0.1%), or not, and there's nothing you can do about the latter
so the question you should ask is not "why can't you just improve yourself"
but rather "why do you think you are not deserving of the best"
there's many self-defeating beliefs like this in most men these days. like the girl next door shit mentioned above. but also the belief you should suffer, instead of getting a hot robot girlfriend for free
don't lament the robotlovers. if you love meat you should be happy there's more organic girls for you to court

>Robot sexo thread
>Look inside
>It's just generic animeshit design with a metal strip going down their necks

>>715242118
>>715242754
Tr00ns sat on BoulderYeet's doxxxxxxxxx for too long, if they had dropped that in 2020 his life would be over. But for some reason they waited to drop them in the same year Elon did a Hitler salute and Trump got re-elected in a landslide lmao.

>>715245440
>Tr00ns
holy reddit

>>715245318
Thanks babe, good enough for me.

I don't want to potentially derail threads by posting images that might trigger some schizophrenic retard or start a whole argument about irrelevant crap. It barely ever happens anymore, but still.

>>715245404
if a human impregnates a B1 battledroid, what does the baby look like?

>>715245113
use esrgan4x upscale at a low denoising strength instead of latent and use an antislop lora for more pencilsketch-like lines.

>>715238669 (OP)
I want a android wife

>>715245523
Like Tetsuo's arm in Akira.