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>>715285604
>Eugene but in asian
Lol, isn't that kinda racist?
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You guys ever try watching a different porn videos on two screens, or two vertical videos side by side? It just doesn't work and you're better off watching one after the other. That's why I don't like races, or runs with multiple screens to pay attention to, it's pure ADHD and it fundamentally doesn't work. Just put on one fucking run.
>>715290676 (OP)LETS GO TWITCH CHAT PAYPIG
LETS GO TWITCH CHAT PIGPIG PAYPIG
LETS GO TWITCH CHAT OINKOINKOINK
How was GDQ in 2019 and 2020?
Inb4 another 10000 dono from the yetee
Surprisingly tolerable run
guys, there's a surprising lack of trans rights donos
>chartfag is the ick on eck faggot
kazakhstan has arrived...
>world 12 showcase
>400 dollars
>>715290676 (OP)NO MIGGERS HERE
BACK TO YOUR REDDITS AND YOUR RESETERAS AND YOUR BLUESKYS AND WHATEVER SHIT-STIRRING CREEKS YOU CRAWLED UP
I SAID NO MIGGERS
>>715290795It's competent. Doesn't make it interesting though.
>>715290712It's just us and the trannies together in hatred until the end. All normal people have lost interest.
guys they're making memes about you on /pol/
>>715290763Don't put us all on the the same level, brainlet.
>>715290784https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive/
This is the chartanon git history
>>715290763Bro just coompared sneedrunning to pr0n
Coming in hot from the previous thread
>>715290746Kek, I didn't realize asian was a language. (He's very clearly korean and his name is probably something like Yu Jin)
honest question: do you guys ACTUALLY remember specific runs and from what year they were? i haven't missed a gdq since 2013 and it really all blurs together for me, with some notable exceptions (runnerguy zelda, cosmo wind waker etc)
I wonder if they made the pronouns mandatory this year instead of optional
>jacks almost a minute behind
it's ogre
SAY THE FUCKING LINE OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE CULT
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Actual humiliation ritual, poor msushi :( he didn't deserve that
>TRANSTRANSTRANSTRANS
Matt Thorsen mindbroke himself
>>715290845what happened here?
>>715290871Is that nigger wearing a fucking gimp mask on the right? For fuck sake these niggers can't keep their fetishes out of shit for ten minutes.
>white boi almost 1 minute behind
You miggers told me they hadn't shouted about trans rights yet.
>>715290474>the status quo across civilisations and history that a man is a man and a woman is a womanpassing transgenders absolutely would be (and were) treated socially as their acquired gender by every past civilisation unless they were outed. chromosomes weren't even discovered until like 1900.
>No True Progressivist thinks that trans women are but a subset of womenokay? why would i give a fuck about being a True Progressivist? i'm talking about my view on the way the world is, i'm not the official mouthpiece of Globohomo dude
>>715290973I'll never forget this one...
>>715291036Retard, this is a photoshop.
>>715290994now I'm thinking of that one simpsons meme
It’s such a worthless meaningless statement
>KFFC playing Beat Sabre has the peak with 57k
It's over
>>715291057it's celeste lol, what did you expect
do 2 trans right makes 1 trans wrong ?
I legitimately believe lmjacks still has a chance
>>715290962This dude is the most Korean looking man I've ever seen
>>715290973Rockos quest and that's about it
>>715291057they're not shouting it, they're mentioning it calmly
>>715291010If you speedrun Celeste in GDQ, you're pretty much asking for it
>>715290676 (OP)>See Mario 64 is coming up>Haven't logged in to see anything from GDQ since day one this year>Open Twitch>"TRANS RIGHTS! WOOOOO! WAIT SAY THAT AGAIN? TRANS RIGHTS! WOOOOOOOO!">Close TwitchOh well.
KEK, after that furry faggot did a loud jackface TRANS RIGHTS lmjacks shot yujene one hell of a "I'm so fucking tired of this faggot shit" look.
>>715290906those are some sick molotov cocktails
>>715290973I distinctly remember a Sands of Time run from a dude that choked hard and went way overtime, but in general was a good runner and had great commentary. I think it was 2018 or 2019? Cannot quickly find what year it was.
All this shit is achieving is making me hate trannies more
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TRANSSSSS RIGHTS!
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do you guys think we will see this at a run next event?
>>715291094it gives me fucking anxiety the original is from 2022..
>>715291178why did he do it
>>715291207i wish trans looked like that
Chart anon say it ain't true...you're a phone poster!?
>>715291207if trannies looked like that I would be screaming it with them
>>715291207Isn't astolfo just a dude
>>715291185Both runners seem too based for their tranny infested community desu
>>715291229glad that caleb mellowed out over the ye-
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lxq72u/streamer_crashes_out_after_losing_a_pokemon_run/
>>715290973The years blur together for me but I do remember the a good chunk of the runs, both good and bad, like the first time a pacifist run was done for Ninja Gaiden, or the obnoxious bubble bobble run where the runner was trying to be a comedian and the female host was laughing at all his terrible jokes
Yeah those donations are suspicious as fuck.
>>715291010What happened? I was looking away
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Take that chuds! TRANS RIGHTS!
>>715291207If a median trans looked like this, nobody would have a problem with em.
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>>715291207>>715291249member this meetup from a couple of GDQ's ago?
>>715290973I can recall most runs by year simply because of how different the venue and layout is between events. The last few years blend together but that's only because of how homogeneous the setup has gotten. But I don't consider that a bad thing.
did any of you guys play rusted moss
>>715291337>I ammm a wommmanSomeone teach this bitch a cursive m stat
>>715291357Did they watch the Ring video
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why though? Didn't they do a whole dedicated spotlight segment for the game?
>>715291194It was SGDQ 2015, and Polygon even did a short article on it back when the event was still going on.
https://www.polygon.com/2015/7/30/9073717/prince-of-persia-sands-of-time-sgdq-speedrun-henneko
>>715291327the dev made a joke donation saying "criticising 4b [which msushi did before] is transphobic actually" and then msushi said "haha sorry i'll buy 5 copies of celeste to atone"
>>715291304I wonder what Iateyourpie thinks about people like this lmao.
Bro out here just trying to make the most absurd impossible to complete challenge and he just breaks autists like this.
>>715290871I swear this is different every time I see it
>>715290973AGDQ2021 had Yosssy's Island
>>715291412The devs didn't pay for airtime like the 5 indie games and monster hunter that were ads
>>715291337>>715291207I support the rights of these two cuties specifically. BUT NOT THE OTHERS OK.
>>715291412rpgs are terrible as speedruns, sent did the right thing here
>>715291470it's been the same all week
>>715291449Well okay then, that's retarded
>>715291337No you weren't.
>>715291409Yes he's been doing this all week each thread he adds another change to someone in the group. No tranny showed up looking like krusty the clown.
what was the year with the eastern euro revengeance runner? it was a covid year
qrd on gdq/doctors without borders being a money laundering scheme? Is there real evidence or is it unsubstantiated? I see people say it here all the time but never why
>>715291428You can tell this isn't a speedrun because linkus isn't backwards jumping across an ocean
>>715291207hate how troons try to simultaneously co-opt cute boys and yuri
no you aren't a cute lesbian and you aren't a cute boy either
I hate that doorbell sound. The first time I heard it I had to get up and check the door.
>>715291357anyone remember when this picture went viral on twitter after someone said it was a flat earth meetup and normies showed their true face and were absolutely brutal
Has enough run the numbers to see how much of the donation total was from corporate sponsors?
when is MKW supposed to start? no way they hit 2m any time soon
>>715291301I was looking at the all hearts leaderboard and yujene has the WR by a margin of more than a minute. Granted it's a 51 minute run but still, this guy is a fucking machine.
>>715291584I don't do clips but maybe I can find it after the run and tell you the time it happened.
>15 min without mentioning the t-word
>"oh fuck it's been 15 minutes.. T-WORD... T-WORD... WOOOP WOOOOP WOOOP"
why are americans like this?
speaking of which, it's been about 15 mins since the last mandated t mentioned. are they transphobic???????
>>715291634yuri is 100% trannycore
>>715290763professional gooners disagree
>>715291607its not money laundering, way too public for that and the average person just doesn't really know what money laundering IS exactly. that said they are fairly vague on how all the money gets distributed
>Struggled to finish Celeste casually
The B and C sides are the real game. There are harder levels in Mario than the A side.
>>715291556and yet they let 2 shitty pokemon runs and 1 shitty FF run in
>>715291412They didn't pay for the airtime
>>715291675>>715291605Damn we had it good that year and didn't even realize it
>>7152916052022 and that was one of the weirder runs with how he prerecorded that run and pretended to play. I don't think there's ever been such a blatant attempt to cheat during GDQ before.
>>715291424Fuck me, 2015. All right, damn.
What I'm probably confused with is him returning a few GDQ's later to try again, then?
I guess the marathons really do start to blend together.
>>715290973I remember dage4's based Sonic Adventure 2 run at SGDQ 2021
RIP
>>715291743You already missed it
>>715291607Someone probably has the screenshot but there is a financial breakdown floating around and a large part of it gets skimmed. It's definitely suspicious.
>>715291746gotta make space for the trans furry runners
>>715291697Posted it again award
It's weird. I started watching GDQ in 2013 when I was a NEET.
I stayed a NEET till 2023, which is when I got a job, this year I worked full time and had to miss most of the event.
But I'm not really any happier now.
>>715291449It truly is a religion to them
>>715291607there's nothing substantiated about it as far as money laundering goes and they have to publically disclose all their financials
the main thing is that they shit up european coastal countries by ferrying thousands of illegals out of third world shitholes and dropping them there, where the local governments have to waste time rounding them all up and deporting them again
>>715291808was it good at least?
>>715290763You're not supposed to watch both screens at once...
>love video games
>practice all the time to become the best
>will never be as good as a base stats asian
whats the point /v/ros
>>715290973Several, but nothing recent really
The octodad run, a late night FF1 run where they actually did the step counting, our guy fucking up a pokemon yellow run, oatsngoats getting owned by a metroid mod, the japanese f-zero god, the tetris demo, several audience participation DMC runs
>>715291848welcome to adulthood. it just gets worse from here
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>>715291794he transitioned literally the day after the run ended, said so on his twitter
sad because the run was S tier (almost WR)
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Yea, I'm trans... RIGHTS!
>>715291864what? unfunny perhaps but it was the most obvious joke imaginable, are u autistic
>>715291412>look at twitter>he made a pepe version of himselfThat's why.
>>715290973me and my brain don't care about remembering runs by date
>>715291840Seethed it again award
>>715291932>several audience participation DMC runselaborate
>>715291973Looks like I offended one of the followers
>Celeste
>cis male runners, couch and dono reader
What the fuck.
>>715291874Jacks is putting up a really good fight but it definitely seems like he got put in an early checkmate and can't reasonably catch up
>>715291958that was really good
which course are they doing for mario kart after this run?
>race
>he waits for the other guy to catch up for the post-game portion
>>715292001I guarantee you that gdq staff does an investigation on all the social media accounts they can find of non staff runners to reject them, maybe that's why they insert so many godawful staff runs in all the time
I will NEVER play celeste
>>715291953I was an adult when I started neeting but not actually, I guess.
>>715291954The guy who did the Ring Fit Adventure run, Verxl, also transitioned shortly after he did his run in 2023. I don't understand how this community attracts people like that.
>>715291705>trannies partake in thing>"le thing is trannycore"troons are anti-yuri lmao they're basically LGDfags masquerading as yurifags
No I will not play your tranny game no matter how much you hype it.
>>715291973Yeah it's not a religion
They just chant TRANS RIGHTS over and over for no reason and ban anyone who doesn't affirm their beliefs
Not a cult at all
>>715291848I'm really glad I decided to work instead of neeting. Now i have money to buy anything I want, and am semi-retired so I got to watch all of esa and GDQ anyway :)
>You are capable of so much more than you think you ar-ACK
>>715292049>Get the best for the run>1st place all hearts>4th place all hearts>They are cis menI wonder why it's like they got tired of presenting mediocrity trannies and wanted to show what a good speedrun looks like.
>>715291926Asian gaming talent is overblown. They just don't mind treating games like a second job, while westerners get offended by the thought. You get out what you put in, ethnicity or genetics has nothing to do with it.
>>715292136It is quite literally a cult
feels good having played celeste the day it came out before all of the nonsense discourse happened
>>715292082was wondering why it was so close all of a sudden, it was a 30 second lead
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Would it be illegal to take bed bugs and release them in one of the GDQ ventures?
>>715291469pretty sure they dislike each other already so he'd enjoy this
>>715292197I think it would have been better for me too. I have plenty of money but no time. Jealous of people who can work from home and stuff.
>>715292082theres an in game timer that doesnt run between chapters, he's not losing time by waiting and it makes it easier to commentate
>>715292167msushi joking about buying 5 copies of celeste to atone for not liking a level to laughter from the audience is the same thing as people shouting trans rights
>>715292136damn, got proof for that? i need to see it to believe it
>>715292158yuri literally revolves around imagining yourself as a woman
you are trans and always were, no matter how much you deny it
>Stealth staff nepotism run
Automatic F
>>715292082>Keeps waiting>Jacks still can't catch upThat's embarrassing.
>>715292291Premeditated? Yeah probably
"Accidentally"? Nope
>>715292334Those monkeys are trained to clap at anything you sperg
>>715292343why? What law would it break?
>>715291304Still on the juice I see? Dude won't last long.
>>715292291You'd be causing a long term problem for the hotel, less so for the GDQ attendees.
>>715290973only remember them because theres so few GDQs ive bothered to watch in the recent years
>that one FO3 run where the runner acts all normal and then wraps it up with a 5 min "who asked" -tier speech about his wife's transitioning>that funny as fuck fat dude's skyrim run>bonesaw's jak2 run with about 70 owen wilson jokes
iateyourpie is still active???
>>715292097Of course they do.
They have a massive banlist of runners they will never allow at GDQ because of political takes and beliefs. They will never outwardly admit it.
It's why they started the narrative "anyone can become speedrunners" because they need more blood since they blacklisted all of the bigots which is like 60-70% of speedrunners who aren't absolute dogshit.
Last post for trains rights. My father was a trains man.
Wait qrd on how this is a nepo run?
>>715292392how do they know when to laugh and when to clap and when to shout HOYYYP is there a guy with a sign?
If he's part of production then why does he look so sick of the trans faggotry?
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Trans rights!
>>715292296I miss being able to eat stuff like cake without feeling like a piece of shit.
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um, can we have some trans rights in the chat?
>>715292426>" because they need more blood since they blacklisted all of the bigots which is like 60-70% of speedrunners who aren't absolute dogshit.this is completely made up lmao
has there ever been a kino race run?
Speedrunning is cool, do you guys like speedrunning?
>>715292334If you don't think he's really going to buy those 5 copies and gift them out you are delusional
You seem awfully defensive about all this too
Are you a troon?
Jacks caught up out of nowhere :O
>>715292334So he's actually almost 2 minutes behind? That's tough
>>715292424All he does is sit around a majority of the time and make insanely hard rulesets of pokemon randomizers.
Ironmon is his entire invention.
>>715292230Daily reminder that certain trans sects engage in the practice of "egg cracking", which is trying to get someone who they suspect is trans to realize it and come out
Often the "eggs" they try to "crack" are in no way trans and they're essentially pressuring and gaslighting someone into becoming something that they're not
>>715292486surprisingly, no sign. Just a hive mind
>>715292291The law has to prove intent. If you did it "unknowingly", then you're all good. Of course, telling everyone on the internet your intent, probably over your phone, then you're giving everyone everything they need to fuck you up.
>the gangbang
A bit obvious innit?
>>715292530There was supposedly one earlier this event, super metroid or something. Still looked boring as fuck to me.
>>715292347Here's a screenshot of his ("her") Twitch account now. Verxl still streams and the last stream he did was 2 weeks ago.
>>715292571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7MQmAKPABQ&t=506s
i'm shocked he's still active
>>715292527Nah man.
They are, by GDQ standards they are bigots. All you gotta say is "I don't really care for the pronoun stuff" to be a bigot in GDQ's eyes.
Celeste is the best platformer ever made
>>715291634Yuri is trannycore whether you like it or not. Cute dolls are straight adult man core, however
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Is this a super meat boy skin
this is my only day off and i want to check out the archives
you guys got the run ratings graph handy?
i don't give a FROG about celeste
at least that stupid faggot keizeron isnt around anymore
>>715292424He's a poker god nowadays
This is a close race,
Yet it just not really interesting
>>715292136The community attracts autists and despite what retards on 4chan would like you to believe, autists are extremely susceptible to propaganda and grooming.
Ecker where is the ad marker for the obvious add monster hunter wilds? No other reason they would've run them back to back with 2 nonruns and explicitly advertise the game on stream
>>715292683Man look at that comfy crowd, so many recognizable faces.
>>715292667>who takes naked pics on the internet
>>715292757I think the guy in the lead waited up for the other guy so it basically amounts to nothing
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>>715292667>this thing has nudesterrifying
>>715292537HAHAHA you're insane, "i bought 90 copies of celeste to support the smol indie devs" was a massive meme about cuck nintendo switch basedboys, he was referencing that
What I am is neurotypical lmao
>>715292589that's impressive, how'd they manage to train them all to laugh at jokes and clap for non joke statements?
>>715292551yea yujene is a lot better at the category than him, he has the record and it's like a minute faster than next best
>>715292745Celoste sucks but don't miss bing bing 64 next
>>715292359you can enjoy romance without self-inserting btw
>>715292667>who takes naked pics on the internet~oh god no
>>715291917how do you recommend I watch splitscreen porn videos?
>>715292667>transitioning at 30Just give it up bro
Confused, yujenes stream lagged hard and suddenly he's behind?
>>715292396The hotel would probably sue for damages if you can be connected to it, because they have legal obligations to keep the hotel bed bug free, and you'd be introducing them intentionally. That, and anyone affected might sue too.
So, not necessarily a law that you'd be breaking (though I wouldn't be surprised if there's a law about planting pests), it's a civil matter for the courts.
>>715292512Are we still doing SWEDEN YES
>>715292820lol only troons and troon enablers use terms like "neurotypical"
How'd a faggot like you end up on /v/?
So, GDQ might be a sham organization that doesn't raise nearly as much money as we think to charity.
But is ESA also a sham?
>>715292828>you can enjoy romance without self-inserting btwthat's called being a cuckold
>>715292667which brave anon will venture into the onlyfans?
>>715292797QRD on hades? why so low
>lmjacks is in the lead
>In game timer is almost 2 mins behind
CAN I GET SOME PUN HYOOOOOOOPE!!!!
>Jacks loses the main game race
>Keeps stomping Yujene on the C-sides
Huh.
>>715292934no that's you projecting your cuckold fantasies
>>715292683If you can't name at least 5 people in this crowd you never really liked speedruns
>>715292931All charity focused events are shams.
Wait they donut to the organization from Metal Gear Solid?
>>715292976celeste speedruns are measured by in game time. they don't even record rta
>>715292992sure sis
I bet you enjoy the romance between your wife and her boyfriend without self-inserting too
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>>715292921>i play video gameshappy to use whatever word you like to denote that i'm not as autistic as you and can understand obvious jokes xx
>>715292797That FFV run was a nightmare kek
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>>715292667>who takes naked pics on the internet~AW YEAH THATS SO HOT. ME LIKEY
>>715293035that's what I'm saying dink, the couch just said he was in the lead when he's not.
All these levels look the game.
>yujene waits at the end of some levels multiple times
>lmjacks just keeps going
lower timer will be the winner don't care what they say on screen
>>715293050spoiler that shit for fucks sake
augh
>>715292760There's nothing confusing about it. It's literally just autism and highly impressionable people getting groomed by mentally ill freaks that flooded all over the internet after porn got banned from deviantart and they found themselves on places like discord and twitter with high visibility.
Money laundry done quickly
>>715292667More like PoV 41 becomes 42
>>715293050STOP
>>715293046>immediately starts projecting a cuckold fantasyLOL
>>715292989>start at the same time for the c-side>yujene died>why is yujene behind?!I wonder why.
>>715293050*tongue falls out of mouth*
AWOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>715293021DARPA? Second floor basement?
>>715290973Only the Karnov run from ESA 2024 and I was off by a year when I went to look it up.
>>715293158Yeah pretty much
>>715293012Is that Neskamikaze in the main back middle?
>>715293050imagine going to a public beach and being subject to these visages
>>715292745>>715292797>posting last years chart
Why do they both keep pausing for the other to catch up
>there are people for whomst this is their first GDQ
lmao
>>715293187 (Recover Ocelot)
Revolver Ocelot.
>>715292791>>715292808>>715292828>>715293050>>715293136How dare you make fun of a transwoman for doing what your precious Chartecker chud does.
>>715293072Calm down, retard.
You still can't refute that all this tranny shit is cult-like
Rewatching old GDQ runs made me realize Blueglass was actually kind of fucking annoying.
genuinely why is jacks even here if all the interesting techniques are on yujene's side
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>>715292667The Ring Fit Adventure run actually moved me to get the game for myself too. Such a shame about Verxl.
>>715293263Haven't you seen the last thread? Now you can also add unironic redditor to the list.
>Throws the entire time
>"Haha wow great job, you beat me"
What a nice dude.
>rtaing some TAS shit
Bretty good
>Umm actually, the other guy won
where the ratings chart at?
>this queer on the couch keeps calling yujene "they"
I guess this is the passive aggressive way of dealing with people who don't engage with their pronoun games.
>>715293275i'm not trying to refute that bc it is. you're still seething over a giganormie non-tranny making a joke because you have tranny derangement syndrome
>>715293329>lost the race on IGT, the actual metricnot so fast
>WOO JACKS WON
>thank you, let me just clarify that yujene won
>>715293050>ring fit>fatty that is not fit at allThe exercise he should do is Fork Put-downs x failure.
Damn that was an extremely close run that showcased some absolutely amazing tech! Reminded me of the kino that was the Super Metroid run earlier this week. Absolutely phenomenal performance from both runners!
>>715293386SSS!
>>715293174what's wrong yurisister, did that pic hit a bit too close to home?
>>715293386C for the run, A to Yujene being classy and actually showing off some cool tech
>>715293386A despite the trans rights spam
>>715293368i think its just to be safe
It's over, time to wake up /v/... /v/? wake up!
>>715293386>>715293416C
It was fine. I hate Celeste runs.
>>715293050GOODNESS NO!!!
>>715293416A for Yujene, B- for for LMJacks
>Celestie run
>Neither of the runners are trans
>One of them doesn't even have pronouns listed
Bizarre
>>715293386B. Wasn't close enough to be interesting
>>715293174>>immediately starts projecting a cuckold fantasyIt's funny how ever since /pol/ learned about that shit, it's been stuck at the front of so many Anon's minds.
>>715293386Never thought I'd see the day, but A. Didn't know Celeste could ever get that high
>>715293386B, close race, but I couldn't really tell.
Anyone else getting kinda a zesty vibe from these two speedrunners?
>>715293386C
Yujene tried, but the game just isnt interesting to watch.
Also why the fuck do they keep calling him they when he doesnt use pronouns?
>>715293416B, better than I thought
>>715293386A
Nice tricks, skilled runners, not as bad as I thought it would be.
>>715293368they worry a lot about offending someone by using the wrong pronoun, and they is seen as the most neutral
>>715293357Yujene won because they were going by the in-game timer.
>>715293386F
just like the game
im eating egg rolls
>>715293416B
>>715293462Isn't it wild what happens when you accept runs based on skill and merit and not because they are a troon?
ONE THOUSAND GORILLION DOLLARS FROM ANONYMOUS THAT SAYS "LET'S GO SPEEDRUNNERS AND TRANS RIGHTS" WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>715293386A
this was way better than the chanfags predicted
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>>715293368yujene isn't your chudfriend buddy
>>715293386D
they fucking paused during a race
>>715293462The trannies have infested everything else so much they left their heartland undefended.
Farewell is such a bad chapter it retroactively ruins all of Celeste. Honestly should have never been made.
>>715293416B for the surprise of 5/5 hehims and a close race
>>715293534the question is why would you even dedicate your time to running a game made by trannies for trannies if you're not a tranny
imagine all the other, better games you could play instead
>>715293386D for didn't watch
>>715293368check his twitch page.
>>715292969It was a race where the runners were both trans and were married.
>they're not all giving Celeste S
STOP IT, YOU TRANSPHOBIC CHUDS! ALL CELESTE RUNS ARE S-tier!
>Celeste Troon Mentions by a full He/Him Ensemble
>00:00 - Filename "TRANS RIGHTS" & "TRANS LEFT"
>04:15 - Game displays filename
>07:28 - Game displays filename
>09:45 - Save reload, shows filename
>10:40 - $2k Matty donation
>18:50 - Game displays filename
>24:18 - Game displays filename
>33:38 - "Transphobic" by host
>33:46 - Couch mentions it
>33:50 - Couch told to repeat that
>54:18 - Game displays filename
>Host mentions "Trans rights 5ever" post-race
If you ignore the times it showed the words onscreen due to the filename, there was surprisingly few mentions of the mantra relative to the usual.
>>715293624Great question
>>715293501>Also why the fuck do they keep calling him they when he doesnt use pronouns?Singular they is normal English and has been for hundreds of years, shit has nothing to do with personal pronoun crap.
>>715293593just like in my HOMM3 matches
>>715293624celest is a pretty good game regardless your opinion on trans people
>>715293624Celeste is actually pretty cool and, early on, it wasn't really tranny at all
>>715293618They need to stall for donation begging
>>715293368nah, yujene's twitch says that neutral pronouns are preferred
>>715293386A
>>715293386F
Just to spite the faggot in this thread that got offended when I called transgenderism a religion
>>715293050zamn, gamers look like THAT?
>>715293668It was honestly the biggest surprise of this whole GDQ marathon.
Why is Beeve running SM64 when Suigi is literally at GDQ?
>all this tranny shit
why dont they devote a GDQ to an actual tranny fund then? Why stick to Cancer research and MSF? Is it because theyre afraid to lose revenue?
>>715293668We still need some brave autist to give a rough estimate on how many times TR was said this marathon
>>715293624because Boppin' is a cool game to run.
>>715293668mental illness
and I'm not talking about the troons
>>715293760good I dont want to be one
Actually kinda neat to see the difference between using the glitch and not doing so.
>>715293441Why are elephants so funny?
>>715293441>listen to me, anon..>I don't have much time left...>are you listening..?>*cough*>trans rights
>>715293386I'm doing it a D
>>715293668Gotta respect the obsession there
>>715293668Impressed by ur autism
>>715293776they have several times
>>715293645>yurisister liked the troonleste runno surprise there
>>715293624it's a good game and i don't let trannies ruin things i like by also liking them
>>715293386A-.
Frequently annoying couch commentary and donation reading brings it down from S, but it was still a very good run.
>>715293714The thing is that singular they is used just for the ambiguous and the unknown and he's clearly a dude who acts like one
One year we should do a collaborative button press where every time someone mentions trans rights we press the button, and see how many times it gets mentioned throughout the entire event
>>715293441>>715293832Wait a minute, that elephant isn't sleeping at all!
>>715293773Because Suigi has no aura and he's still mogged by other SM64 runners despite basically solving the game across all categories.
>>715293050How are you a Ring Fit speedrunner and you look like that? Not only trans but fat as fuck. Proof "fitness games" don't work.
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>>715293865You people will rate a run ! because they only kicked you in the crotch 9 times instead of the usual 10
It makes me so happy how eternally butthurt chuds are at Celeste's success
RATE THE RUN: Celeste (Farewell Fake Heart)
>>715292136He got mogged that hard?
>>715293859>i don't let trannies ruin things i likeceleste is a tranny game, with tranny themes, made by a tranny, intended to be enjoyed by trannies
it was not "ruined" by trannies, it was always trannycore and if you enjoy it you're probably an egg in denial
>>715293853>C = likedbased retard
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>>715293960I don't give a shit.
>>715293931! out of %) would watch again
>>715293773Suigi can't cheat at GDQ
>>715293536how'd the gorillas do it man
>>715292760give me a good reason to not be trans
>>715293989>willing to hang out wth my kid
>>715293929cute transbians
>>715293961kek i forgot how much more in shape the ESA runner was
>>715293960A
Only because Yujene completely broke the game, and that's what speedrunning is about.
>left before celete anticipating trannies all over the shop
>miraculously, it was the only celeste run ever to be nothing but men with he/him pronouns
what the actual fuck
>>715294045there is none anon! be trans :D
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Since it's caturday, post your cats while we're waiting for Mario 64, /v/
>>715293668we need a programmer anon to develop a script that takes the VOD and draws a heatmap on the timeline about all the tranny mentions
additional challenge: do the same but with twitch chat
Does anyone have an idea of the speedrunner who's been at GDQ's for the longest time period? Is it Spike at this point?
>>715293989This fucking freak has a child?
>>715293984giving a game like celeste anything other than a Z is basically screaming I AM TRANS IN DENIAL
>>715293624Celeste is a fine game, its just all the bullshit that surrounds it is obnoxious as fuck
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>>715293776>GDQ to an actual tranny fund thenThey do, it's called Frost Fatales and Flame Fatales.
>>715293989>notable breastswhat are the odds that this trans "lesbian" only dates biological women?
>>715293624Celeste is alright. I liked Shovel Knight better.
>>715294120a tranny i was gonna fuck had a kid it made me change my mind
>>715294098spike was at gdq 2011, which is before i think even people here knew about it. so yeah probably him.
oh no im gonna miss them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
hehehehe
>>715293953We don't care.
We just care about how people who make tranny-ism their key personality trait pretend it's the core concept of the game too.
>"But guhhhh they said she's trans in a cutscene!"Oh wow, a single block of text, in a game where it literally does not matter what gender they are. All you do is platform. Shocking, it's a tale of how insignificant being a tranny is when video games are involved.
>>715293859It's funny when you think about it, so many Anons let a game they apparently liked before be taken away from them because their sworn enemies decided they liked it too.
>>715293847>>715293842>>715293817I transcribe court hearings for a living, so this is nothing special for me to do.
>>715293802At most I'd expect someone to try and automate the text by feeding the audio through a voice recognition software and seeing how many times it detects it, vs. doing it manually.
>>715294083I want to teach a cat how to play mahjong
>>715294083Borrowing Anon's cat since I don't have one.
>>715294073that's what you get for leaving
>>715294128>>715294129This
Not everyone is full of vitriol over trannies dog, yeah they are annoying as fuck, but just move on
>>715293989>her grandfather's generation died by the hundreds of thousands for this
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>>715293989I guess I'm not her type
>>715293971>standard if libtarded game narrative about overcoming one's demons retroactively declared trans years later after its dev got groomed>it was always trannycore!!!get a grip anon you're almost as bad as them
for the record production isn't happy with game and shout because he flaked out on hosting like half of his prize segments and other staff member had to cover for him, despite him being THE GUY now
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>>715293989>willing to hang with my kid>my kid
>>715293668Excellent work, anon.
>>715293050Imagine the smell of her armpit hair
>>715294083not doxxing my cat
>>715294185>anons when trannies say they love water and oxyge
>>715293386A for runs/race - good stuff
F for trans faggotry
So i guess it’s a C
>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
>touching prizes without gloves
disgusting
>>715294249Please tell me this and true and they are on the verge of canning him
>>715294187you use a stenotyper? i was looking into that recently
>>715294098Spikevegeta and (off the top of my head) CarcinogenSDA. Probably others too but Spike has ran the most I think.
>>715294226>doesn't enjoy single player video gamesSorry anon, we need to put you down
>>715294185>>715294301I wonder who could be behind these posts
>just fucking 3D printed arts and crafts
>>715294083My parents' cats
>>715294286Good for her. I'm glad her child can be proudly trans and enjoy games without being judged
>>715294337Most hated ritual post goes to this faggot for sure
>>715294249>you're gonna have to asess why you're here>We are a family here>We don't care that your ex-wife is having problems with the kids she took from you>When you're here, you need to manufacture hype, and make funny segments no one likes and ignore everyone else>we are your top priority, and if you aren't because you have family obligations? Well it's time to step away and focus on that. We only want childness, man children in these roles who have nothing but us to focus and dedicate all their energy on.
>>715293961been playing since pre-covid as my weekly aerobics and for squats
truly goated game, can't wait for a sequel
>>715294301>they love waterKind of did with the dumb hydrate thing being a big focus of people's anger this time round.
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I refuse to watch this trainwreck even with the /v/ threads I'll always prefer ESA.
>>715294347no one gets fired off staff, that's toxic
>>715294083Here's my 15 years old girl.
>>715294362hi, I'm Christopher
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
Is deltarune good or is it as much of a tranny game as the trailers make it seem?
Ruby is such a smelly Jarvis pull up the GDQ menu + gratuity time to get her plumped
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>>715294083Here’s my purrmachine
>viewerships tanking
oh nonononono
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>>715294485Fuck off, moot.
>>715293989One square is a red flag of its own but a full line is mental illness.
>>715294083>post your catsFuck you for reminding me died 3 years ago.
>>715294498You can rape a deer is all I know about it
>>715293961It's also a good comparison for how ESA is vs. GDQ in general.
>>715294516Lmao fucked it up
>>715293263he doesn't prance around about any of that shit, he just posts chart
if anything you keep having to let us know
noticing
>mario kart world at 2M $
seems like they are getting it anyway, as expected
>RTA is in august
Nice I didn't miss it
I've muted every segment between runs. Anyone else done the same?
Really? This is the last prize segment with about six hours to go? I would think they'd have at least one more.
>>715293050HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH
Was there a pikmin run this year?
Is this SM64 run going to be that boring blind run again?
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>>715294083Some of my little shits.
>>715294249I don't blame him for shirking prize goblin duties because he was always reliant on Sent and is terrible on his own. The toxic positivity shit must be secretly breaking him inside since he's been dealing with his own personal stuff.
>>715294626Based Maxwell.
this woven art but its the dungeater
>>715294045You won't fix your mental issues by playing along with them.
And if it's just because it's your fetish, letting it control your entire life is also less than healthy.
There you go, two very good reasons.
>>715293263Keep crying, he still mogs you
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>>715294418i don't even understand it lol
>>715294629$50,000 DONATION FROM THE YETEE
TRANS RIGHTS
Just a few more of those and we're there
>>715294671He use ass as pillow
>>715294671Me on the top left
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>>715294585You clearly want another anon.
Go adopt, a kitty is waiting for you.
suddenly there's a lot of large anonymous donations...
>>715291913It was a TAS video
No
>>715294684I'm not sure he has been dealing with his own stuff as much as people think, as it was he already fucked off and got a new girlfriend as soon as he was divorced.
Gameandshout needs to finally shave it off, it’s beyond over
>>715294083All my cats are dead and I wouldn't dox them on 4chan anyway.
>>715294671Gee, Billy, your mom lets you have FOUR cats?!
>>715294825wait till you see my hair. the fact people dont burst out laughing while they talk to me is crazy (im sure they do when im not in the room with them)
>The Chrono Trigger painting again
>>715294770WOOOOOOOO! LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT!
>>715294816Oh nevermind then, at least nigga has game
Now that Sent has left, who’s the least annoying host and why is it Adef
>>715294825schrodingers hairline
>>715294884Could cut glass on those chins. Also, why is Crono brown?
this is going to be the longest stall if they want 2 milly for mortal kombat world
>>715294884>crono if he was a shadow innate
>>715294721I mean it's pretty straighforward
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>>715293989do i get the girl chat
FAKE CRYING
BOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE
TRAUMA DUMP LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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rubie noo dont cry... dnt be in pain pleas...
>>715294825all the hot speedrunner chicks are into ugly bastards
What the fuck is she crying about
>>715294912I will never forgive the Yes Chef shit he introduced one marathon and they never stopped uttering it
>Switch 2 SD cards are hard to come by
>amazon micro SD express 512GB
>Several results in stock
Yeah okay.
why must they always pretend to cry
I went to piss, why is she crying
We gonna get some spicy retirements this year
>crying
Normally female tears stir sympathy in me, but she seems unhinged
>>715295027>>715295026Please respond, what the fuck are they all crying for?
These are grown adults allowed to vote, btw
Why do they sob all the time? Nothing against showing emotions but these people are as mentally stable as an American house during a hurricane
Just start the run so I can go to bed after
>>715294981No, we don't recycle and stop with that dumb shit man
Just make a new one, you faggots are too obsessed over this shit
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>>715293386I'm doin' him an A
>bobbeigh fake crying because he's trying to match rubie
>>715294884Why are they crying, is this an episode of Steven Universe of the prize segment?
Jesus christ, what is that skinwalker doing now?
>I've seen a lot of magic happened
>t. MrLightskinSexPestGroperTastic
Hm...
does anyone know what happened?
this event has had so many awful fucking sob stories jesus christ
>>715295076They've seen the ratings.
>>715294884Reminds me of this
>>715294884It's crazy to me that someone can paint like this yet the underlying work is so shit.
can we rate whatever this is
>>715295078>These are grown adults allowed to vote, btw
What, no official trauma dump?
But will he stop groping women?
Bring back Seth. Least he knew how to hold it together.
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Why is burned spike vegeta crying?
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>>715294860I have seven!
And yea those 2 love each other.
>>7152950844 threads in the catalog attracts the jannies, i care about that more than gay shit like having the schedule correct in the OP
>>715294884Unholy madness.
>>715295157-puts down knitting needles-
Nothing makes people want to donate money more than listening to a bunch of retards crying during what's supposed to be a fun event.
>>715295138God I remember that shit, that's supposed to be Mia from Golden Sun iirc.
I wonder if it's the same artist?
>>715295157>content warningKek
Shop crying and start the game
>>715295157i like rhapsody of fire
sonic like but a black girl
yes or no?
>>715295140Comes across like all they've ever done is try to imitate others, so while they've some practical skill it's just wasted like that.
I feel so inspired right now
Trans riiiights
>>715295187Cutest shit i’ve seen in these threads
>/v/ thinks theater kids would pass up on the opportunity to not cry crocodile tears to siphon more spathy donos
>>715295084>No, we don't recyclenewfag detected
TRANS RIGHTS AND LOVE IT COSTS NOTHING TO BE KIND OR MAKE SOMEONE FEEL COMFORTABLE :))))))))
>>715295204Which is why you wait until page 9/10 before making a new one
Dumbass
>always be kind
>even though I literally cheated on my wife I had kids with
>>715295242>what's supposed to be a fun event.its a charity event
I don't have a problem with seeing grown ass men cry but it's never for a good reason
>>715293386The kind stranger from reddit thanks you once again for your patronage.
The cat posting ITT has been better than all the runs for the entire event.
>>715295296Also Rubie is absolutely the sort of chick who can put them on at any moment.
Not surprised they are crying. I would too if I had to go back to my shit life after spending a week in the Hilton doing drugs.
>>715295276They sure are an expert at speaking a lot while saying nothing at all.
>>715295319...which is why dupes get made because everyone scambles to make it at once. just stop talking you dumb motherfucker
>>715295140They're a capable colorist for sure, they did Robo just fine, and Lavos in the background doesn't look so bad.
The actual linework needs a lot of work however.
>>715295335This guy had multiple options???? Wtf
>>715295187I've had one cat for 12 years, help convince me I can handle another.
>>715295242oh fuck off. you wouldn't donate anyway, and nothing they could do would make you happy. you're determined to be angry and miserable with whatever they do
>>715295140Yeah, the coloring is pretty good but the linework is crap; two separate skills and there are plenty of people who are good at one but not the other.
>>715295396>Because everyone scramblesOne person has been making them consistently, like I said again, you and the other fucktards who can't even get the right schedule or previous thread or just throw a shitty OP pic want your stupid dopamine effect
>>715294962is it? maybe i'm retarded
>>715295435>you wouldn't donate anywayYeah no shit retard. I don't go to work to make money just to give it away lmao.
>REMINDER TO BE KIND AND CARING TO EVERYONE AROUND YOU... EXCEPT THOSE FUCKING EVIL NAZIS THAT ARE PREVENTING CHILDREN FROM GETTING HORMONE BLOCKERS
>>715295076Last day things. An event where people come together to meet each other and only interact in person rarely, plus the excitement and other dramas and emotions of the event going on, running up against the empty feel you get when you suddenly realize an event is over (if you've gone to, say, a summer camp, you might recognize the feeling of a bit of meloncholia, or perhaps while walking the nearly-empty halls of school just before it lets out for the summer). All the excitement of the week being together with people, then it being over and you have to go back home and regular life has to go on. I'm not surprised that it's expressed with tears.
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They were talking like some horrible shit has been happening behind-the-scenes making the past week a horrible nightmare
What the fuck is the problem?
Just the usual shit like tech issues, or something more serious like a lawsuit?
>event is to raise money for MSF
>literally hear TRANS RIGHTS more than we do about the charity
lol
Why was gameandshout crying?
>>715295435Haters are going to hate
Greetings from Germany
>>715295507It's for charity. Fuck me, you're a miserable person
>>715295552Trans rights are happening behind the scenes
>>715295379Isn't that an Android menu bar on the 'chart' picture?
>>715295552Someone [TRIGGER WARNING] was misgendered
>>715294884Holy shit.
Lucca has the 'how to draw manga' face.
>>715295494i haven't baked any of these, just checked the catalog and saw two threads. you're asking to make a third one for the catalog for no reason except autism. people are already posting there, you lost fag
>>715295408Do you have the finances to support 2 cats?
Do you think your cat would like a friend after 12 years?
Do you have enough space for 2 litter boxes?
What is your current cats attitude? You generally want to get one that can fit with him, a senior cat wouldn't like some annoying kitten running around.
>>715295724Yes yes I'm sure you haven't made ANY of these, you're totally just defending someone who totally isn't you
Dipshit
>>715295598>he thinks they donate more than the absolute bare minimum to technically donate to charitythey see dipshits like you coming a mile away
this nigga wearing make up
>>715295578Thingken of his wives.
Fuck yes! best Mario is on
Why isn’t Suigi in the couch? He’s there, he’s the best player of Mario 64. He has the WW in all main categories.
>>715295097>seen x happenedEslsaaar
Blatant tranny on the couch as always, I'm sure he'll make this potentially fun run infuriating.
>>715295946I just see three dudes.
>>715295893He didn't submit the game I guess
>>715295806>Do you think your cat would like a friend after 12 years?This is my primary concern. She's a bit of a scaredy cat and tends to follow me around from room to room, I don't know how she'd take a junior or what I should be looking for.
>>715295893Probably doesn't have the right pronouns, man in a dress is better for advertisements or something, I don't know who the fuck wants to actually look at these freaks, but whatever man I don't know how advertising works.
Actual granny tranny on the couch. Added at least 40 years to his age. Reminds me of Loui Anderson in Baskets but at least he was actually getting old and it was for comedy.
>>715292359>imagining yourselftransgenders insist its reality which is a pretty big difference
also im not the yuri anon
Finally some good fucking Bing Bing wahoo
I'm still mad that PP won the Mario Maker race btw. What utter BS
I know I'm an asshole but like, these people just look incredibly strange. Usually overweight, grow long hair to compensate, zero effort to be feminine. It just feels goofy as fuck , you'd think Transmen don't exist.
>>715296306It's a gamer community not a fashion club bro
>>715296012You can adopt slightly older adult cats, they tend to be more mellow.
Maybe ask if its a place where you can see how they get along before formally adopting it.
What the hell is that thing on the couch?
>>715296394You can look normal and not be fashionable. What anon is trying to say is why do they ALL look like fat freaks
>>715295893Broccoli hairs are offensive to everyone's eyes. More-so than a fat trans man.
>>715296627I dunno bro the guy running looks pretty normal, fuck you. Post yourself if you gonna trash other people.
>>715296803Talking about the trannies obviously
>>715296803obviously they are talking about the she/her on the couch
Yeah there's a fat fuckin tr00n on the coach, are you surprised
Did you miss the 9000 other troons during the event or what
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>>715296585the thing that will devour the runner if he fails
>>715296435Thanks anon, I'll consider it. It may be better to just wait for the inevitability before looking for a replacement, no need to make two cats learn to coexist.
>>715297331Do what's best for your kitty friend. Give them a big ol hug for me.
>>715291016i'm not joking, what is their fucking problem? normal people don't conduct themselves like this
>m64 120 star for the 100th time and troon on the couch
couldn't they have done something more interesting like, a no stop run? [that's a mod that lets you stay in a level after collecting a star, so the runners can get all the starts in one visit and it cuts the run time in half]
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