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mario if he real

>Eugene but in asian
Lol, isn't that kinda racist?

>>715290676 (OP)
I'm in

miggers

You guys ever try watching a different porn videos on two screens, or two vertical videos side by side? It just doesn't work and you're better off watching one after the other. That's why I don't like races, or runs with multiple screens to pay attention to, it's pure ADHD and it fundamentally doesn't work. Just put on one fucking run.

>>715290676 (OP)
LETS GO TWITCH CHAT PAYPIG
LETS GO TWITCH CHAT PIGPIG PAYPIG
LETS GO TWITCH CHAT OINKOINKOINK

How was GDQ in 2019 and 2020?

Inb4 another 10000 dono from the yetee

Surprisingly tolerable run

Miggin in hot

guys, there's a surprising lack of trans rights donos

kazakhstan has arrived...

Mi-ack!!

>world 12 showcase
>400 dollars

>>715290676 (OP)
NO MIGGERS HERE

BACK TO YOUR REDDITS AND YOUR RESETERAS AND YOUR BLUESKYS AND WHATEVER SHIT-STIRRING CREEKS YOU CRAWLED UP

I SAID NO MIGGERS

>>715290795
It's competent. Doesn't make it interesting though.

>>715290712
It's just us and the trannies together in hatred until the end. All normal people have lost interest.

MIG

mig

guys they're making memes about you on /pol/

>>715290763
Don't put us all on the the same level, brainlet.

>>715290784
https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive/
This is the chartanon git history

>>715290763
Bro just coompared sneedrunning to pr0n

Coming in hot from the previous thread

miggy

jesus

>>715290746
Kek, I didn't realize asian was a language. (He's very clearly korean and his name is probably something like Yu Jin)

TRANS RIGHTS HOYYYPPP

honest question: do you guys ACTUALLY remember specific runs and from what year they were? i haven't missed a gdq since 2013 and it really all blurs together for me, with some notable exceptions (runnerguy zelda, cosmo wind waker etc)

I wonder if they made the pronouns mandatory this year instead of optional

haha

>jacks almost a minute behind
it's ogre

SAY THE FUCKING LINE OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE CULT

Actual humiliation ritual, poor msushi :( he didn't deserve that

>TRANSTRANSTRANSTRANS
Matt Thorsen mindbroke himself

>>715290845
what happened here?

>>715290871
Is that nigger wearing a fucking gimp mask on the right? For fuck sake these niggers can't keep their fetishes out of shit for ten minutes.

You miggers told me they hadn't shouted about trans rights yet.

>>715290973
Yes

>>715290983
theyre not

>>715290474
>the status quo across civilisations and history that a man is a man and a woman is a woman
passing transgenders absolutely would be (and were) treated socially as their acquired gender by every past civilisation unless they were outed. chromosomes weren't even discovered until like 1900.
>No True Progressivist thinks that trans women are but a subset of women
okay? why would i give a fuck about being a True Progressivist? i'm talking about my view on the way the world is, i'm not the official mouthpiece of Globohomo dude

>>715290973
I'll never forget this one...

>>715291036
Retard, this is a photoshop.

>>715290994
now I'm thinking of that one simpsons meme

It’s such a worthless meaningless statement

>KFFC playing Beat Sabre has the peak with 57k
It's over

>>715291057
it's celeste lol, what did you expect

>trans rights
>

do 2 trans right makes 1 trans wrong ?

I legitimately believe lmjacks still has a chance

>>715290962
This dude is the most Korean looking man I've ever seen

>>715290973
Rockos quest and that's about it

>>715291057
they're not shouting it, they're mentioning it calmly

>>715291010
If you speedrun Celeste in GDQ, you're pretty much asking for it

>>715290676 (OP)
>See Mario 64 is coming up
>Haven't logged in to see anything from GDQ since day one this year
>Open Twitch
>"TRANS RIGHTS! WOOOOO! WAIT SAY THAT AGAIN? TRANS RIGHTS! WOOOOOOOO!"
>Close Twitch
Oh well.

KEK, after that furry faggot did a loud jackface TRANS RIGHTS lmjacks shot yujene one hell of a "I'm so fucking tired of this faggot shit" look.

>>715290906
those are some sick molotov cocktails

migged

>>715290973
I distinctly remember a Sands of Time run from a dude that choked hard and went way overtime, but in general was a good runner and had great commentary. I think it was 2018 or 2019? Cannot quickly find what year it was.

All this shit is achieving is making me hate trannies more

TRANSSSSS RIGHTS!

do you guys think we will see this at a run next event?

>>715291094
it gives me fucking anxiety the original is from 2022..

>>715291178
why did he do it

>>715291207
i wish trans looked like that

>>715291185
Based

Chart anon say it ain't true...you're a phone poster!?

>>715291207
if trannies looked like that I would be screaming it with them

>>715291207
Isn't astolfo just a dude

>>715291185
Both runners seem too based for their tranny infested community desu

>>715291229
glad that caleb mellowed out over the ye-
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lxq72u/streamer_crashes_out_after_losing_a_pokemon_run/

>>715290973
The years blur together for me but I do remember the a good chunk of the runs, both good and bad, like the first time a pacifist run was done for Ninja Gaiden, or the obnoxious bubble bobble run where the runner was trying to be a comedian and the female host was laughing at all his terrible jokes

Yeah those donations are suspicious as fuck.

>>715291010
What happened? I was looking away

Take that chuds! TRANS RIGHTS!

>>715291207
If a median trans looked like this, nobody would have a problem with em.

>>715291207
>>715291249
member this meetup from a couple of GDQ's ago?

>>715291290
yeah

>>715290973
I can recall most runs by year simply because of how different the venue and layout is between events. The last few years blend together but that's only because of how homogeneous the setup has gotten. But I don't consider that a bad thing.

did any of you guys play rusted moss

>>715291337
>I ammm a wommman
Someone teach this bitch a cursive m stat

>>715291357
Did they watch the Ring video

>>715291096
are you sure?

why though? Didn't they do a whole dedicated spotlight segment for the game?

>>715291194
It was SGDQ 2015, and Polygon even did a short article on it back when the event was still going on.

https://www.polygon.com/2015/7/30/9073717/prince-of-persia-sands-of-time-sgdq-speedrun-henneko

>>715290676 (OP)
miggin slowly

>>715291327
the dev made a joke donation saying "criticising 4b [which msushi did before] is transphobic actually" and then msushi said "haha sorry i'll buy 5 copies of celeste to atone"

>>715291304
I wonder what Iateyourpie thinks about people like this lmao.
Bro out here just trying to make the most absurd impossible to complete challenge and he just breaks autists like this.

>>715290871
I swear this is different every time I see it

>>715290973
AGDQ2021 had Yosssy's Island

>>715291412
The devs didn't pay for airtime like the 5 indie games and monster hunter that were ads

>>715291337
>>715291207
I support the rights of these two cuties specifically. BUT NOT THE OTHERS OK.

>>715291412
rpgs are terrible as speedruns, sent did the right thing here

>>715291470
it's been the same all week

>>715291449
Well okay then, that's retarded

>>715291337
No you weren't.

>>715291409
Yes he's been doing this all week each thread he adds another change to someone in the group. No tranny showed up looking like krusty the clown.

>>715291185
prove it

what was the year with the eastern euro revengeance runner? it was a covid year

qrd on gdq/doctors without borders being a money laundering scheme? Is there real evidence or is it unsubstantiated? I see people say it here all the time but never why

>>715291428
You can tell this isn't a speedrun because linkus isn't backwards jumping across an ocean

>>715290871
He's in

>>715291207
hate how troons try to simultaneously co-opt cute boys and yuri
no you aren't a cute lesbian and you aren't a cute boy either

I hate that doorbell sound. The first time I heard it I had to get up and check the door.

>>715291357
anyone remember when this picture went viral on twitter after someone said it was a flat earth meetup and normies showed their true face and were absolutely brutal

Has enough run the numbers to see how much of the donation total was from corporate sponsors?

>>715291605
SGDQ 2022

when is MKW supposed to start? no way they hit 2m any time soon

>>715291301
I was looking at the all hearts leaderboard and yujene has the WR by a margin of more than a minute. Granted it's a 51 minute run but still, this guy is a fucking machine.

>>715291584
I don't do clips but maybe I can find it after the run and tell you the time it happened.

>15 min without mentioning the t-word
>"oh fuck it's been 15 minutes.. T-WORD... T-WORD... WOOOP WOOOOP WOOOP"
why are americans like this?

speaking of which, it's been about 15 mins since the last mandated t mentioned. are they transphobic???????

>>715291634
yuri is 100% trannycore

>>715290763
professional gooners disagree

>>715291607
its not money laundering, way too public for that and the average person just doesn't really know what money laundering IS exactly. that said they are fairly vague on how all the money gets distributed

>Struggled to finish Celeste casually
The B and C sides are the real game. There are harder levels in Mario than the A side.

when is kirby?

>>715291556
and yet they let 2 shitty pokemon runs and 1 shitty FF run in

>>715291412
They didn't pay for the airtime

>>715291675
>>715291605
Damn we had it good that year and didn't even realize it

>>715291605
2022 and that was one of the weirder runs with how he prerecorded that run and pretended to play. I don't think there's ever been such a blatant attempt to cheat during GDQ before.

>>715291424
Fuck me, 2015. All right, damn.

What I'm probably confused with is him returning a few GDQ's later to try again, then?

I guess the marathons really do start to blend together.

>>715290973
I remember dage4's based Sonic Adventure 2 run at SGDQ 2021
RIP

>>715291743
You already missed it

>>715291607
Someone probably has the screenshot but there is a financial breakdown floating around and a large part of it gets skimmed. It's definitely suspicious.

>>715291746
gotta make space for the trans furry runners

>>715291697
Posted it again award

It's weird. I started watching GDQ in 2013 when I was a NEET.
I stayed a NEET till 2023, which is when I got a job, this year I worked full time and had to miss most of the event.

But I'm not really any happier now.

>>715291449
It truly is a religion to them

Is this even a race?

>>715291607
there's nothing substantiated about it as far as money laundering goes and they have to publically disclose all their financials
the main thing is that they shit up european coastal countries by ferrying thousands of illegals out of third world shitholes and dropping them there, where the local governments have to waste time rounding them all up and deporting them again

>>715291808
was it good at least?

>>715290763
You're not supposed to watch both screens at once...

>love video games
>practice all the time to become the best
>will never be as good as a base stats asian
whats the point /v/ros

>>715290973
Several, but nothing recent really
The octodad run, a late night FF1 run where they actually did the step counting, our guy fucking up a pokemon yellow run, oatsngoats getting owned by a metroid mod, the japanese f-zero god, the tetris demo, several audience participation DMC runs

>>715291848
welcome to adulthood. it just gets worse from here

>>715291794
he transitioned literally the day after the run ended, said so on his twitter
sad because the run was S tier (almost WR)

Yea, I'm trans... RIGHTS!

>>715291864
what? unfunny perhaps but it was the most obvious joke imaginable, are u autistic

>>715291412
>look at twitter
>he made a pepe version of himself
That's why.

>>715290973
me and my brain don't care about remembering runs by date

>>715291840
Seethed it again award

>>715291932
>several audience participation DMC runs
elaborate

>>715291973
Looks like I offended one of the followers

>Celeste
>cis male runners, couch and dono reader
What the fuck.

>>715291874
Jacks is putting up a really good fight but it definitely seems like he got put in an early checkmate and can't reasonably catch up

>>715291958
that was really good

which course are they doing for mario kart after this run?

>race
>he waits for the other guy to catch up for the post-game portion

>>715292045
ok bestie

>>715291954
Bros cooked

>>715292001
I guarantee you that gdq staff does an investigation on all the social media accounts they can find of non staff runners to reject them, maybe that's why they insert so many godawful staff runs in all the time

Trans rights?

I will NEVER play celeste

>>715291953
I was an adult when I started neeting but not actually, I guess.

>>715291954
The guy who did the Ring Fit Adventure run, Verxl, also transitioned shortly after he did his run in 2023. I don't understand how this community attracts people like that.

>>715291705
>trannies partake in thing
>"le thing is trannycore"
troons are anti-yuri lmao they're basically LGDfags masquerading as yurifags

No I will not play your tranny game no matter how much you hype it.

>>715292049
i love samus!

>>715291973
Yeah it's not a religion
They just chant TRANS RIGHTS over and over for no reason and ban anyone who doesn't affirm their beliefs
Not a cult at all

anyone can cuck

Anyone can cuck!

Anyone can cuck

>>715291848
I'm really glad I decided to work instead of neeting. Now i have money to buy anything I want, and am semi-retired so I got to watch all of esa and GDQ anyway :)

>>715292049
>Get the best for the run
>1st place all hearts
>4th place all hearts
>They are cis men
I wonder why it's like they got tired of presenting mediocrity trannies and wanted to show what a good speedrun looks like.

>>715291926
Asian gaming talent is overblown. They just don't mind treating games like a second job, while westerners get offended by the thought. You get out what you put in, ethnicity or genetics has nothing to do with it.

Trans rights

>>715292136
It is quite literally a cult

>>715292201
nyooooo

feels good having played celeste the day it came out before all of the nonsense discourse happened

>>715292082
was wondering why it was so close all of a sudden, it was a 30 second lead

>>715292201
BOBER NOOO

Would it be illegal to take bed bugs and release them in one of the GDQ ventures?

>>715291469
pretty sure they dislike each other already so he'd enjoy this

>>715292201
kek

>>715292197
I think it would have been better for me too. I have plenty of money but no time. Jealous of people who can work from home and stuff.

>>715292082
SOUL

>>715292082
theres an in game timer that doesnt run between chapters, he's not losing time by waiting and it makes it easier to commentate
>>715292167
msushi joking about buying 5 copies of celeste to atone for not liking a level to laughter from the audience is the same thing as people shouting trans rights

>>715292291
yeah

>>715292136
damn, got proof for that? i need to see it to believe it

oh it's a neporun

>>715292158
yuri literally revolves around imagining yourself as a woman
you are trans and always were, no matter how much you deny it

>>715292201
KURWA BOBER

>Stealth staff nepotism run
Automatic F

>>715292082
>Keeps waiting
>Jacks still can't catch up
That's embarrassing.

>>715292291
Premeditated? Yeah probably
"Accidentally"? Nope

>>715292334
Those monkeys are trained to clap at anything you sperg

>>715292343
why? What law would it break?

>>715291304
Still on the juice I see? Dude won't last long.

>>715292291
You'd be causing a long term problem for the hotel, less so for the GDQ attendees.

>>715290973
only remember them because theres so few GDQs ive bothered to watch in the recent years
>that one FO3 run where the runner acts all normal and then wraps it up with a 5 min "who asked" -tier speech about his wife's transitioning
>that funny as fuck fat dude's skyrim run
>bonesaw's jak2 run with about 70 owen wilson jokes

iateyourpie is still active???

>>715292097
Of course they do.
They have a massive banlist of runners they will never allow at GDQ because of political takes and beliefs. They will never outwardly admit it.
It's why they started the narrative "anyone can become speedrunners" because they need more blood since they blacklisted all of the bigots which is like 60-70% of speedrunners who aren't absolute dogshit.

>>715292396
olm's law

Last post for trains rights. My father was a trains man.

Wait qrd on how this is a nepo run?

>>715292392
how do they know when to laugh and when to clap and when to shout HOYYYP is there a guy with a sign?

If he's part of production then why does he look so sick of the trans faggotry?

Trans rights!

>>715292296
I miss being able to eat stuff like cake without feeling like a piece of shit.

um, can we have some trans rights in the chat?

>>715292426
>" because they need more blood since they blacklisted all of the bigots which is like 60-70% of speedrunners who aren't absolute dogshit.
this is completely made up lmao

has there ever been a kino race run?

Speedrunning is cool, do you guys like speedrunning?

>>715292334
If you don't think he's really going to buy those 5 copies and gift them out you are delusional
You seem awfully defensive about all this too
Are you a troon?

Jacks caught up out of nowhere :O

>>715292334
So he's actually almost 2 minutes behind? That's tough

>>715292424
All he does is sit around a majority of the time and make insanely hard rulesets of pokemon randomizers.
Ironmon is his entire invention.

>>715292230
Daily reminder that certain trans sects engage in the practice of "egg cracking", which is trying to get someone who they suspect is trans to realize it and come out
Often the "eggs" they try to "crack" are in no way trans and they're essentially pressuring and gaslighting someone into becoming something that they're not

>>715292486
surprisingly, no sign. Just a hive mind

>>715292291
The law has to prove intent. If you did it "unknowingly", then you're all good. Of course, telling everyone on the internet your intent, probably over your phone, then you're giving everyone everything they need to fuck you up.

>the gangbang
A bit obvious innit?

>>715292530
There was supposedly one earlier this event, super metroid or something. Still looked boring as fuck to me.

>>715292347
Here's a screenshot of his ("her") Twitch account now. Verxl still streams and the last stream he did was 2 weeks ago.

>>715292571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7MQmAKPABQ&t=506s
i'm shocked he's still active

>>715292527
Nah man.
They are, by GDQ standards they are bigots. All you gotta say is "I don't really care for the pronoun stuff" to be a bigot in GDQ's eyes.

Celeste is the best platformer ever made

>>715291634
Yuri is trannycore whether you like it or not. Cute dolls are straight adult man core, however

>>715292667
Yikes

Is this a super meat boy skin

this is my only day off and i want to check out the archives
you guys got the run ratings graph handy?
i don't give a FROG about celeste

at least that stupid faggot keizeron isnt around anymore

>>715292424
He's a poker god nowadays

This is a close race,
Yet it just not really interesting

>>715292136
The community attracts autists and despite what retards on 4chan would like you to believe, autists are extremely susceptible to propaganda and grooming.

Ecker where is the ad marker for the obvious add monster hunter wilds? No other reason they would've run them back to back with 2 nonruns and explicitly advertise the game on stream

>>715292683
Man look at that comfy crowd, so many recognizable faces.

>>715292667
>who takes naked pics on the internet

>>715292757
I think the guy in the lead waited up for the other guy so it basically amounts to nothing

>>715292667
>this thing has nudes
terrifying

>>715292537
HAHAHA you're insane, "i bought 90 copies of celeste to support the smol indie devs" was a massive meme about cuck nintendo switch basedboys, he was referencing that
What I am is neurotypical lmao
>>715292589
that's impressive, how'd they manage to train them all to laugh at jokes and clap for non joke statements?
>>715292551
yea yujene is a lot better at the category than him, he has the record and it's like a minute faster than next best

>>715292745
Celoste sucks but don't miss bing bing 64 next

>>715292359
you can enjoy romance without self-inserting btw
>>715292667
>who takes naked pics on the internet~
oh god no

>>715291917
how do you recommend I watch splitscreen porn videos?

>>715292667
>transitioning at 30
Just give it up bro

>>715292797
thanks babe

Confused, yujenes stream lagged hard and suddenly he's behind?

>>715292396
The hotel would probably sue for damages if you can be connected to it, because they have legal obligations to keep the hotel bed bug free, and you'd be introducing them intentionally. That, and anyone affected might sue too.
So, not necessarily a law that you'd be breaking (though I wouldn't be surprised if there's a law about planting pests), it's a civil matter for the courts.

>>715292512
Are we still doing SWEDEN YES

>>715292820
lol only troons and troon enablers use terms like "neurotypical"
How'd a faggot like you end up on /v/?

So, GDQ might be a sham organization that doesn't raise nearly as much money as we think to charity.

But is ESA also a sham?

>>715292828
>you can enjoy romance without self-inserting btw
that's called being a cuckold

>>715292808
>>715292791
>>715292828
Link?

>>715292667
which brave anon will venture into the onlyfans?

>>715292797
QRD on hades? why so low

>lmjacks is in the lead
>In game timer is almost 2 mins behind

CAN I GET SOME PUN HYOOOOOOOPE!!!!

>Jacks loses the main game race
>Keeps stomping Yujene on the C-sides
Huh.

>>715292934
no that's you projecting your cuckold fantasies

>>715292683
If you can't name at least 5 people in this crowd you never really liked speedruns

>>715292931
All charity focused events are shams.

Wait they donut to the organization from Metal Gear Solid?

>>715292976
celeste speedruns are measured by in game time. they don't even record rta

>>715292992
sure sis
I bet you enjoy the romance between your wife and her boyfriend without self-inserting too

>>715292667
oh god

>>715292921
>i play video games
happy to use whatever word you like to denote that i'm not as autistic as you and can understand obvious jokes xx

>>715292797
That FFV run was a nightmare kek

>>715293050
Don't do it

>>715292667
>who takes naked pics on the internet~
AW YEAH THATS SO HOT. ME LIKEY

>>715293035
that's what I'm saying dink, the couch just said he was in the lead when he's not.

>>715293050
STOP

All these levels look the game.

>yujene waits at the end of some levels multiple times
>lmjacks just keeps going
lower timer will be the winner don't care what they say on screen

>>715293050
spoiler that shit for fucks sake
augh

>>715292760
There's nothing confusing about it. It's literally just autism and highly impressionable people getting groomed by mentally ill freaks that flooded all over the internet after porn got banned from deviantart and they found themselves on places like discord and twitter with high visibility.

Money laundry done quickly

>>715292667
More like PoV 41 becomes 42

>>715293050
STOP
>>715293046
>immediately starts projecting a cuckold fantasy
LOL

>>715292989
>start at the same time for the c-side
>yujene died
>why is yujene behind?!
I wonder why.

>>715293050
*tongue falls out of mouth*
AWOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>715293021
DARPA? Second floor basement?

>>715290973
Only the Karnov run from ESA 2024 and I was off by a year when I went to look it up.

>>715293158
Yeah pretty much

>>715293012
Is that Neskamikaze in the main back middle?

>>715293050
imagine going to a public beach and being subject to these visages

>>715292745
>>715292797
>posting last years chart

Why do they both keep pausing for the other to catch up

>there are people for whomst this is their first GDQ
lmao

>>715293187 (Recover Ocelot)
Revolver Ocelot.

>>715292791
>>715292808
>>715292828
>>715293050
>>715293136
How dare you make fun of a transwoman for doing what your precious Chartecker chud does.

>>715293072
Calm down, retard.
You still can't refute that all this tranny shit is cult-like

Rewatching old GDQ runs made me realize Blueglass was actually kind of fucking annoying.

genuinely why is jacks even here if all the interesting techniques are on yujene's side

>>715292667
The Ring Fit Adventure run actually moved me to get the game for myself too. Such a shame about Verxl.

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>>715293263
Haven't you seen the last thread? Now you can also add unironic redditor to the list.

>Throws the entire time
>"Haha wow great job, you beat me"
What a nice dude.

>rtaing some TAS shit
Bretty good

where the ratings chart at?

>this queer on the couch keeps calling yujene "they"
I guess this is the passive aggressive way of dealing with people who don't engage with their pronoun games.

Cool finish
wp yujene

>>715293275
i'm not trying to refute that bc it is. you're still seething over a giganormie non-tranny making a joke because you have tranny derangement syndrome

RATE Celeste

>>715293329
>lost the race on IGT, the actual metric
not so fast

>WOO JACKS WON
>thank you, let me just clarify that yujene won

>>715293050
>ring fit
>fatty that is not fit at all
The exercise he should do is Fork Put-downs x failure.

Damn that was an extremely close run that showcased some absolutely amazing tech! Reminded me of the kino that was the Super Metroid run earlier this week. Absolutely phenomenal performance from both runners!

>>715293386
SSS!

>>715293386
D

RATE THE CELESTE RACE

>>715293174
what's wrong yurisister, did that pic hit a bit too close to home?

>>715293386
C for the run, A to Yujene being classy and actually showing off some cool tech

>>715293386
B for brap

>>715293386
A despite the trans rights spam

>>715293386
C

>>715293386
A

>>715293368
i think its just to be safe

>>715293386
B

It's over, time to wake up /v/... /v/? wake up!

>>715293386
>>715293416
C
It was fine. I hate Celeste runs.

>>715293050
GOODNESS NO!!!

>>715293416
A for Yujene, B- for for LMJacks

>>715293386
C

>>715293386
Z

>>715293386
B

>>715293386
C

>Celestie run
>Neither of the runners are trans
>One of them doesn't even have pronouns listed
Bizarre

>>715293386
B. Wasn't close enough to be interesting

>>715293386
D

>>715293174
>>immediately starts projecting a cuckold fantasy
It's funny how ever since /pol/ learned about that shit, it's been stuck at the front of so many Anon's minds.

>>715293386
Never thought I'd see the day, but A. Didn't know Celeste could ever get that high

>>715293386
ZZZ

>>715293386
B, close race, but I couldn't really tell.

>>715293386
>>715293416
A

Anyone else getting kinda a zesty vibe from these two speedrunners?

>>715293386
C

>>715293386
C
Yujene tried, but the game just isnt interesting to watch.
Also why the fuck do they keep calling him they when he doesnt use pronouns?

>>715293386
Z

>>715293386
B

>>715293416
B, better than I thought

>>715293386
A

Nice tricks, skilled runners, not as bad as I thought it would be.

>>715293416
>>715293386
C

>>715293386
>>715293416
S

>>715293368
they worry a lot about offending someone by using the wrong pronoun, and they is seen as the most neutral

>>715293386
>>715293416
B

>>715293357
Yujene won because they were going by the in-game timer.

>>715293386
F
just like the game

im eating egg rolls
>>715293416
B

>>715293462
Isn't it wild what happens when you accept runs based on skill and merit and not because they are a troon?

ONE THOUSAND GORILLION DOLLARS FROM ANONYMOUS THAT SAYS "LET'S GO SPEEDRUNNERS AND TRANS RIGHTS" WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715293416
?

>>715293386
>>715293416
C

>>715293386
A
this was way better than the chanfags predicted

>>715293386
C

>>715293368
yujene isn't your chudfriend buddy

>>715293386
A

>>715293386
D
they fucking paused during a race

>>715293386
A

>>715293386
D boring game

>>715293462
The trannies have infested everything else so much they left their heartland undefended.

Farewell is such a bad chapter it retroactively ruins all of Celeste. Honestly should have never been made.

>>715293416
B for the surprise of 5/5 hehims and a close race

>>715293386
B

START SM64 ALREADY

>>715293534
the question is why would you even dedicate your time to running a game made by trannies for trannies if you're not a tranny
imagine all the other, better games you could play instead

>>715293386
ZZZ

>>715293386
D for didn't watch

>>715293416
C
>>715293418
seethe more tranny

>>715293368
check his twitch page.

>>715292969
It was a race where the runners were both trans and were married.

>they're not all giving Celeste S
STOP IT, YOU TRANSPHOBIC CHUDS! ALL CELESTE RUNS ARE S-tier!

>Celeste Troon Mentions by a full He/Him Ensemble
>00:00 - Filename "TRANS RIGHTS" & "TRANS LEFT"
>04:15 - Game displays filename
>07:28 - Game displays filename
>09:45 - Save reload, shows filename
>10:40 - $2k Matty donation
>18:50 - Game displays filename
>24:18 - Game displays filename
>33:38 - "Transphobic" by host
>33:46 - Couch mentions it
>33:50 - Couch told to repeat that
>54:18 - Game displays filename
>Host mentions "Trans rights 5ever" post-race

If you ignore the times it showed the words onscreen due to the filename, there was surprisingly few mentions of the mantra relative to the usual.

>>715293386
S for peak

>>715293618
Nuh yet...

>>715293624
Great question

>>715293501
>Also why the fuck do they keep calling him they when he doesnt use pronouns?
Singular they is normal English and has been for hundreds of years, shit has nothing to do with personal pronoun crap.

>>715293593
just like in my HOMM3 matches

>>715293386
>>715293416
Z

>>715293624
celest is a pretty good game regardless your opinion on trans people

>>715293624
Celeste is actually pretty cool and, early on, it wasn't really tranny at all

>>715293618
They need to stall for donation begging

>>715293368
nah, yujene's twitch says that neutral pronouns are preferred
>>715293386
A

>>715293386
F
Just to spite the faggot in this thread that got offended when I called transgenderism a religion

>>715293050
zamn, gamers look like THAT?

>>715293386
A

>>715293386
Z

>>715293728
ywnbaw

>>715293668
It was honestly the biggest surprise of this whole GDQ marathon.

Why is Beeve running SM64 when Suigi is literally at GDQ?

>all this tranny shit
why dont they devote a GDQ to an actual tranny fund then? Why stick to Cancer research and MSF? Is it because theyre afraid to lose revenue?

>>715293668
We still need some brave autist to give a rough estimate on how many times TR was said this marathon

>>715293681
>>715293739
DO IT

>>715293624
because Boppin' is a cool game to run.

>>715293386
D

>>715293668
mental illness
and I'm not talking about the troons

>>715293386
C

It was fine

>>715293760
good I dont want to be one

Actually kinda neat to see the difference between using the glitch and not doing so.

>>715293441
Why are elephants so funny?

>>715293441
>listen to me, anon..
>I don't have much time left...
>are you listening..?
>*cough*
>trans rights

>>715293386
I'm doing it a D

>>715293668
Gotta respect the obsession there

>>715293668
Impressed by ur autism

>>715293776
they have several times

>>715293645
>yurisister liked the troonleste run
no surprise there

>>715293624
it's a good game and i don't let trannies ruin things i like by also liking them

>>715293386
A-.

Frequently annoying couch commentary and donation reading brings it down from S, but it was still a very good run.

>>715293714
The thing is that singular they is used just for the ambiguous and the unknown and he's clearly a dude who acts like one

One year we should do a collaborative button press where every time someone mentions trans rights we press the button, and see how many times it gets mentioned throughout the entire event

>>715293386
D

>>715293416
B

>>715293441
>>715293832
Wait a minute, that elephant isn't sleeping at all!

>>715293773
Because Suigi has no aura and he's still mogged by other SM64 runners despite basically solving the game across all categories.

>>715293050
How are you a Ring Fit speedrunner and you look like that? Not only trans but fat as fuck. Proof "fitness games" don't work.

>>715293416
>>715293386
C

>>715293865
You people will rate a run ! because they only kicked you in the crotch 9 times instead of the usual 10

This music sucks

It makes me so happy how eternally butthurt chuds are at Celeste's success

RATE THE RUN: Celeste (Farewell Fake Heart)

>>715292136
He got mogged that hard?

>>715293859
>i don't let trannies ruin things i like
celeste is a tranny game, with tranny themes, made by a tranny, intended to be enjoyed by trannies
it was not "ruined" by trannies, it was always trannycore and if you enjoy it you're probably an egg in denial

>>715293853
>C = liked
based retard

>>715293050
>0/0/0

>>715293960
I don't give a shit.

>>715293941
>>715293934
Hivemind

>>715293931
! out of %) would watch again

>>715293386
Z

>>715293773
Suigi can't cheat at GDQ

>>715293536
how'd the gorillas do it man

>>715292760
give me a good reason to not be trans

>>715293989
>willing to hang out wth my kid

>>715293929
cute transbians

>>715293961
kek i forgot how much more in shape the ESA runner was

>>715293960
A

Only because Yujene completely broke the game, and that's what speedrunning is about.

>left before celete anticipating trannies all over the shop
>miraculously, it was the only celeste run ever to be nothing but men with he/him pronouns
what the actual fuck

>>715294045
there is none anon! be trans :D

Since it's caturday, post your cats while we're waiting for Mario 64, /v/

>>715293668
we need a programmer anon to develop a script that takes the VOD and draws a heatmap on the timeline about all the tranny mentions

additional challenge: do the same but with twitch chat

Does anyone have an idea of the speedrunner who's been at GDQ's for the longest time period? Is it Spike at this point?

>>715293989
This fucking freak has a child?

>>715293984
giving a game like celeste anything other than a Z is basically screaming I AM TRANS IN DENIAL

>>715293624
Celeste is a fine game, its just all the bullshit that surrounds it is obnoxious as fuck

>>715293386
c

>>715293776
>GDQ to an actual tranny fund then
They do, it's called Frost Fatales and Flame Fatales.

>>715293989
>notable breasts
what are the odds that this trans "lesbian" only dates biological women?

>>715293624
Celeste is alright. I liked Shovel Knight better.

>>715294120
a tranny i was gonna fuck had a kid it made me change my mind

>>715294098
spike was at gdq 2011, which is before i think even people here knew about it. so yeah probably him.

>>715293960
B

oh no im gonna miss them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

hehehehe

>>715293953
We don't care.
We just care about how people who make tranny-ism their key personality trait pretend it's the core concept of the game too.
>"But guhhhh they said she's trans in a cutscene!"
Oh wow, a single block of text, in a game where it literally does not matter what gender they are. All you do is platform. Shocking, it's a tale of how insignificant being a tranny is when video games are involved.

>>715293859
It's funny when you think about it, so many Anons let a game they apparently liked before be taken away from them because their sworn enemies decided they liked it too.

>>715293847
>>715293842
>>715293817
I transcribe court hearings for a living, so this is nothing special for me to do.

>>715293802
At most I'd expect someone to try and automate the text by feeding the audio through a voice recognition software and seeing how many times it detects it, vs. doing it manually.

>>715294083
I want to teach a cat how to play mahjong

>>715294083
Borrowing Anon's cat since I don't have one.

>>715294073
that's what you get for leaving

>>715294128
>>715294129
This
Not everyone is full of vitriol over trannies dog, yeah they are annoying as fuck, but just move on

>>715293989
>her grandfather's generation died by the hundreds of thousands for this

>>715293989
I guess I'm not her type

>>715293971
>standard if libtarded game narrative about overcoming one's demons retroactively declared trans years later after its dev got groomed
>it was always trannycore!!!
get a grip anon you're almost as bad as them

>>715293884
Chubster

for the record production isn't happy with game and shout because he flaked out on hosting like half of his prize segments and other staff member had to cover for him, despite him being THE GUY now

>>715293989
how'd i do?

>>715293960
F

>>715293989
>willing to hang with my kid
>my kid

>>715293668
Excellent work, anon.

>>715293050
Imagine the smell of her armpit hair

>>715294083
not doxxing my cat

>>715294185
>anons when trannies say they love water and oxyge

>>715293386
A for runs/race - good stuff
F for trans faggotry
So i guess it’s a C

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

>touching prizes without gloves
disgusting

>>715294083
Shogi cat

>>715294249
Please tell me this and true and they are on the verge of canning him

>>715294187
you use a stenotyper? i was looking into that recently

>>715294098
Spikevegeta and (off the top of my head) CarcinogenSDA. Probably others too but Spike has ran the most I think.

>>715294226
>doesn't enjoy single player video games
Sorry anon, we need to put you down

>>715294185
>>715294301
I wonder who could be behind these posts

>>715294083
My parents' cats

>>715294286
Good for her. I'm glad her child can be proudly trans and enjoy games without being judged

>>715294337
Most hated ritual post goes to this faggot for sure

>>715294249
>you're gonna have to asess why you're here
>We are a family here
>We don't care that your ex-wife is having problems with the kids she took from you
>When you're here, you need to manufacture hype, and make funny segments no one likes and ignore everyone else
>we are your top priority, and if you aren't because you have family obligations? Well it's time to step away and focus on that. We only want childness, man children in these roles who have nothing but us to focus and dedicate all their energy on.

>>715293961
been playing since pre-covid as my weekly aerobics and for squats
truly goated game, can't wait for a sequel

>>715294301
>they love water
Kind of did with the dumb hydrate thing being a big focus of people's anger this time round.

>>715293989
how'd i do?

I refuse to watch this trainwreck even with the /v/ threads I'll always prefer ESA.

>>715294347
no one gets fired off staff, that's toxic

>>715294083
Here's my 15 years old girl.

>>715293960
F
pointless.

>>715294362
hi, I'm Christopher

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

Is deltarune good or is it as much of a tranny game as the trailers make it seem?

Ruby is such a smelly Jarvis pull up the GDQ menu + gratuity time to get her plumped

>>715294083
Here’s my purrmachine

>viewerships tanking
oh nonononono

>>715294485
Fuck off, moot.

>>715294498
its fun

>>715293989
One square is a red flag of its own but a full line is mental illness.

>>715294083
>post your cats
Fuck you for reminding me died 3 years ago.

>>715294498
You can rape a deer is all I know about it

>>715293961
It's also a good comparison for how ESA is vs. GDQ in general.

>>715294516
Lmao fucked it up

>>715293263
he doesn't prance around about any of that shit, he just posts chart
if anything you keep having to let us know
noticing

I can't take this..

>mario kart world at 2M $
seems like they are getting it anyway, as expected

>RTA is in august
Nice I didn't miss it

I've muted every segment between runs. Anyone else done the same?

Really? This is the last prize segment with about six hours to go? I would think they'd have at least one more.

>>715293050
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH

>>715294083
Meow

Was there a pikmin run this year?

Is this SM64 run going to be that boring blind run again?

>>715294083
Some of my little shits.

>>715294249
I don't blame him for shirking prize goblin duties because he was always reliant on Sent and is terrible on his own. The toxic positivity shit must be secretly breaking him inside since he's been dealing with his own personal stuff.

>>715294626
Based Maxwell.

>>715294632
Yeah

this woven art but its the dungeater

>>715294045
You won't fix your mental issues by playing along with them.
And if it's just because it's your fetish, letting it control your entire life is also less than healthy.
There you go, two very good reasons.

>>715293263
Keep crying, he still mogs you

>>715294418
i don't even understand it lol

>>715294629
$50,000 DONATION FROM THE YETEE
TRANS RIGHTS
Just a few more of those and we're there

>>715294671
He use ass as pillow

>>715294671
Me on the top left

>>715294671
comf...

>>715294585
You clearly want another anon.
Go adopt, a kitty is waiting for you.

suddenly there's a lot of large anonymous donations...

>>715291913
It was a TAS video
No

>>715294684
I'm not sure he has been dealing with his own stuff as much as people think, as it was he already fucked off and got a new girlfriend as soon as he was divorced.

Gameandshout needs to finally shave it off, it’s beyond over

>>715294083
All my cats are dead and I wouldn't dox them on 4chan anyway.

>>715294671
Gee, Billy, your mom lets you have FOUR cats?!

>>715294825
wait till you see my hair. the fact people dont burst out laughing while they talk to me is crazy (im sure they do when im not in the room with them)

>>715294770
WOOOOOOOO! LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT!

>>715294816
Oh nevermind then, at least nigga has game

Now that Sent has left, who’s the least annoying host and why is it Adef

>>715294825
schrodingers hairline

Sex with Ruby

SHE'S TEARING UP

>>715294884
Could cut glass on those chins. Also, why is Crono brown?

this is going to be the longest stall if they want 2 milly for mortal kombat world

>>715294884
>crono if he was a shadow innate

>>715294721
I mean it's pretty straighforward

>>715293989
do i get the girl chat

FAKE CRYING
BOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE

SHUT UP ALREADY WOMAN

my god PLEASE STOPPPP

TRAUMA DUMP LETS GOOOOOOOOO

recycle

>>715291868
>>715291868
>>715291868

rubie noo dont cry... dnt be in pain pleas...

women...

>>715294825
all the hot speedrunner chicks are into ugly bastards

>>715293386
B

What the fuck is she crying about

>>715294912
I will never forgive the Yes Chef shit he introduced one marathon and they never stopped uttering it

>Switch 2 SD cards are hard to come by
>amazon micro SD express 512GB
>Several results in stock
Yeah okay.

this bitch is so fake

why must they always pretend to cry

fake as fuck

wut???

Is she dying?

trauma dump time

why are they cying?

I went to piss, why is she crying

>>715294937
ok weiss

We gonna get some spicy retirements this year

>crying
Normally female tears stir sympathy in me, but she seems unhinged

Lol bless her cottons

Jesus christ

>>715295027
>>715295026
Please respond, what the fuck are they all crying for?

These are grown adults allowed to vote, btw

Why do they sob all the time? Nothing against showing emotions but these people are as mentally stable as an American house during a hurricane

Just start the run so I can go to bed after

>>715294981
No, we don't recycle and stop with that dumb shit man
Just make a new one, you faggots are too obsessed over this shit

>>715293386
I'm doin' him an A

>>715294884

Why are they crying, is this an episode of Steven Universe of the prize segment?

Jesus christ, what is that skinwalker doing now?

>I've seen a lot of magic happened
>t. MrLightskinSexPestGroperTastic
Hm...

does anyone know what happened?

this event has had so many awful fucking sob stories jesus christ

>>715295076
They've seen the ratings.

>>715294884
Reminds me of this

>>715294884
It's crazy to me that someone can paint like this yet the underlying work is so shit.

can we rate whatever this is

>>715295078
>These are grown adults allowed to vote, btw

What, no official trauma dump?

But will he stop groping women?

Bring back Seth. Least he knew how to hold it together.

Why is burned spike vegeta crying?

>>715294860
I have seven!
And yea those 2 love each other.

>>715295084
4 threads in the catalog attracts the jannies, i care about that more than gay shit like having the schedule correct in the OP

>>715295165
LMFAO

>>715295138
classic

>>715294884
Unholy madness.

>>715295157
-puts down knitting needles-

Nothing makes people want to donate money more than listening to a bunch of retards crying during what's supposed to be a fun event.

>>715295138
God I remember that shit, that's supposed to be Mia from Golden Sun iirc.

I wonder if it's the same artist?

>>715295157
>content warning
Kek

Shop crying and start the game

>>715295157
i like rhapsody of fire

sonic like but a black girl
yes or no?

OUR CHIBIROBO MOMENT

>>715295140
Comes across like all they've ever done is try to imitate others, so while they've some practical skill it's just wasted like that.

I feel so inspired right now
Trans riiiights

>>715295187
Cutest shit i’ve seen in these threads

>>715295084
>No, we don't recycle
newfag detected

TRANS RIGHTS AND LOVE IT COSTS NOTHING TO BE KIND OR MAKE SOMEONE FEEL COMFORTABLE :))))))))

>>715295204
Which is why you wait until page 9/10 before making a new one
Dumbass

>always be kind
>even though I literally cheated on my wife I had kids with

WHERES THE SPEEDRUN

>>715295242
>what's supposed to be a fun event.
its a charity event

I don't have a problem with seeing grown ass men cry but it's never for a good reason

>>715293386
The kind stranger from reddit thanks you once again for your patronage.

The cat posting ITT has been better than all the runs for the entire event.

>>715295296
Also Rubie is absolutely the sort of chick who can put them on at any moment.

Not surprised they are crying. I would too if I had to go back to my shit life after spending a week in the Hilton doing drugs.

>>715295276
They sure are an expert at speaking a lot while saying nothing at all.

>>715295319
...which is why dupes get made because everyone scambles to make it at once. just stop talking you dumb motherfucker

>>715295140
They're a capable colorist for sure, they did Robo just fine, and Lavos in the background doesn't look so bad.

The actual linework needs a lot of work however.

>>715295335
This guy had multiple options???? Wtf

>>715295187
I've had one cat for 12 years, help convince me I can handle another.

>>715295242
oh fuck off. you wouldn't donate anyway, and nothing they could do would make you happy. you're determined to be angry and miserable with whatever they do

>>715295140
Yeah, the coloring is pretty good but the linework is crap; two separate skills and there are plenty of people who are good at one but not the other.

Migrate slowly

>>715291868
>>715291868
>>715291868

>>715295396
>Because everyone scrambles
One person has been making them consistently, like I said again, you and the other fucktards who can't even get the right schedule or previous thread or just throw a shitty OP pic want your stupid dopamine effect

>>715294962
is it? maybe i'm retarded

>>715295435
>you wouldn't donate anyway
Yeah no shit retard. I don't go to work to make money just to give it away lmao.

>>715295379
ick on eck

>>715295076
Last day things. An event where people come together to meet each other and only interact in person rarely, plus the excitement and other dramas and emotions of the event going on, running up against the empty feel you get when you suddenly realize an event is over (if you've gone to, say, a summer camp, you might recognize the feeling of a bit of meloncholia, or perhaps while walking the nearly-empty halls of school just before it lets out for the summer). All the excitement of the week being together with people, then it being over and you have to go back home and regular life has to go on. I'm not surprised that it's expressed with tears.

They were talking like some horrible shit has been happening behind-the-scenes making the past week a horrible nightmare
What the fuck is the problem?
Just the usual shit like tech issues, or something more serious like a lawsuit?

>event is to raise money for MSF
>literally hear TRANS RIGHTS more than we do about the charity
lol

Why was gameandshout crying?

>>715295435
Haters are going to hate
Greetings from Germany

>>715295507
It's for charity. Fuck me, you're a miserable person

>>715295552
Trans rights are happening behind the scenes

>>715295379
Isn't that an Android menu bar on the 'chart' picture?

>>715295552
Someone [TRIGGER WARNING] was misgendered

>>715294884
Holy shit.

Lucca has the 'how to draw manga' face.

>>715295494
i haven't baked any of these, just checked the catalog and saw two threads. you're asking to make a third one for the catalog for no reason except autism. people are already posting there, you lost fag

>>715295408
Do you have the finances to support 2 cats?
Do you think your cat would like a friend after 12 years?
Do you have enough space for 2 litter boxes?
What is your current cats attitude? You generally want to get one that can fit with him, a senior cat wouldn't like some annoying kitten running around.

>>715295724
Yes yes I'm sure you haven't made ANY of these, you're totally just defending someone who totally isn't you
Dipshit

>>715295598
>he thinks they donate more than the absolute bare minimum to technically donate to charity
they see dipshits like you coming a mile away

this nigga wearing make up

>>715295578
Thingken of his wives.

Fuck yes! best Mario is on

Why isn’t Suigi in the couch? He’s there, he’s the best player of Mario 64. He has the WW in all main categories.

>>715295097
>seen x happened
Eslsaaar