>>715823745 (OP)50% lower rates to abuse desperate paypiggies
>>715823745 (OP)retards baited by streamers
absurdly overpowered card with lowered rates and an accelerated release schedule in a FOTM game
next question
>>715823745 (OP)1500 is nothing especially while accelerating
>>715825260actually yeah, good breakdown
>>715825453Its one step closer to pity....
>>715825453>get free shit>nooo still not enough
was this game secretly made with AI
the art is hella sus
>>715827260the game is from 2018 you stupid nigger.
>>715823745 (OP)3 Fractures isn't even the #1 girl...
>>715827421some of these hands are looking really whack its a fair question in 2025
Should i stick with this? There's 2 kitasan or however you call it. What if i never unpack a third before the end date? Would my life as a trainer be over?
>>715827556the SSR Fine Motion and Suzuka are good along kitasan. Pair that with sweep tosho and eisen flash and you've got your main 5. Just borrow Super Creek and you've got a good card set. The game will add items down the line to uncap your cards.
>>715827781Thats about 12 hours of rerolls btw so my boredom could be speaking but yeah i feel that it is fine. Thanks for input, i can finally play the game.
>>715827556SSR Fine Motion is just worse than the maxed out free event Nice Nature.
>>715827962>12 hours of rerolls
>One horse in a fucking spin off game
>Another one years from being released in global
Someone please end me
>>715828016>mediocre events>useless skills>no spec priowhats sad is that FMlets actually believe this
>>715828030Meh, I could go for a week to be honest. Thats what diablo 2 trading addiction does to you.
>>715827556bro you're never going to beat the whales. Just start playing
>>715823745 (OP)How much stamina does a mile runner really need?
I'm running out of money, FUCK.
Daily races don't give jack shit.
>>715825453I will take anything that will make me hit pity for Manhattan Cafe
>>715823745 (OP)Cool, now add point shop items
>>715823745 (OP)Guys!
I think I clicked the wrong banner...
https://files.catbox.moe/xe4q9f.mp4
Why exactly do I need stamina on Bakshino for PVP if she's just for sprints?
>>715827536Yeah hands look wack constantly randomly in normal art as well. This line of thinking is how twitter witchhunts happen which causes the random japs I follow to delete their accounts because some westoid made red circles over everything
>>715828429>baby faces instead of horsecocks
>>715828278Yeah you're right. I just couldn't resist the friendly reroll pattern and wanted a decent start.
>>715828451because the career mode gives you an invisible +400 stamina buff, retardbro
you ain't getting that in PvP
>GRAAAAAAA, I HATE ANIME, ANIME IS FOR PEDOPHILE AND FOR PERVERTS, GRAAAAAA
>what's this? My favorite streamer played an anime game?
>nvm
I hate Americans so fucking much
>>715828451if she doesn't have at least 400 stamina she'll gas out and get overtaken more often than not.
>>715828451stamina is hp, to little and your uma might KO to early even in sprint races
>>715828531bakushin, what happened to your arm???
ive got mlb2 kitasan and been rolling for a final copy and cant for my life get the final one, thinking of just starting to save instead for umas...
>>715823745 (OP)>woke up to 3000 free carats>banner support scout x2>all garbageGood start to my day
>yolo all my carats at support cards, not for kitisan black but for support cards in general with a chance at kitisan black
>188 pulls
>6 SSRs
>3 satono diamond
>1 special week
>1 tokai teio
>1 grass wonder
>0 kitisam black
Bros.....
>>715828570this
frauds should fuck off
>>715828201me as the exercise ball
>>715828451Because in PvP, everyone and their mother has a 1200 speed Bakushin.
If you don't build any stamina (or other stats in general) on her to supplement the speed, she'll tire out mid-race and job to enemy Bakushins who DO have decent stamina
>>715828807i'm doing about the same as you anon...
>>715823745 (OP)invite to asmongold racetrack!!!
>>715828948I want to wear her beanie.
>>715829026but he doesn't leave his house
>free game
>#1 top seller on Steam
?
>almost got tricked into downloading the game because of the cute girls
>go to the steam page
>kernel-level anticheat
I am safe for another day
>double skill hint training
>talks to the one I don't want
FUUUUUCK YOU
>>715828948That's some family.
>>715829205>letting that to stop you from enjoying cute girls
>>715829248why is that one on the right dressed like a cop
she looks annoying as hell
Are all the horses from now on 3 stars?
>>715829248>Cool family>And one retarded kidPottery
>>715829248Are these official designs?
>>715829324fenomeno is the only one of the gold family that isn't a stupid asshole in some way, also the real fenomeno works as a lead horse in retirement which is kinda like a traffic cop
>>715829369Since the game launched JP has added four 2* and one 1*. So the odds are not in your favor if there's a girl you have your eyes on
>>715829458it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ep8L6Kmw0
>>715829458this guy raped his ex-wife
>>715829456Yes.
Stay Gold, Nakayama Festa, Dream Journey, Orfevre, Fenomeno, Gold Ship.
>>715829458that bald and flabby fuck's gf is hot as fuck
>>715829248Stay Gold is extremely kissable
>>715829812This, but Dream Journey
>>715829525>Ikuno Dictus>Twin Turbo>MatikanetannhauserThese are all great
>>715829740Hmm... Some of them look a bit overdesigned for my taste. I'll just have to enjoy the cleaner looks now that I still can.
>>715829205It literally runs on proton, whatever anti cheat they have it's certainly not running at kernel level
Japs hired jeets to shill their garbage because they fear superior Korean and Chinese gachas.
>>715829812she dresses like a mid-30s washed up detective. you think that's kissable?
I lost to Biwa's big ass head
how many girls have you beaten the game with?
>>715830086Uooohhh, now she even more kissable
>>715830138eight. i'm working my way up the list now that i have decent speed sparks.
>>715828807I did 200 pulls and got only three ssr teios.
Why teio over and over?
>100 rolls every new account
Holy fuck
And you are telling me some people are stuck with their lb0 kitasan black accounts when they have the chance of their life once and never again???
>>715828948there needs to be more anime girls wearing a beanie
>>715829248>Gold Ship's design is extremely basic>everyone else has some elaborate clothes
>>715830220Because the Umamusume pick their trainers, not the other way around.
Now go and make her proud of her choice
>>715830382I don't even have Teio as a trainee. I wish I did
>>715830362curse of being a release horse. every new horse will have more an more ornate costumes.
>>715830027>>715830362Orfevre used to have a good design
Also Stay Gold's anime design was so much better
>>715830285well, i spent money....
>>715830362Gold Ship is the family tard.
no... i have a human gf already AIEEE SAVE ME
>>71583013816 out of 20 didn't really pay attention which uma i haven't cleared ura with, legacy grindan is addicting
>>715823745 (OP)Bros i'm too dumb to play this game.
>>715830590just distract her with pudding, it's easy
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>715823745 (OP)Man has always loved horse
Naturally this means sex
>>715830618Boy, have I got the horse for you!!
>>715830536>King KamehamehaAlthough I shouldn't be surprised since Skibidi Rizz exists
>>715830618boy, do i have the horse for you
Are horsegirls the new catgirls?
These designs are too good.
>>715823745 (OP)Since everyone is changing their friend cards to MLB kitasan, does anyone still have supercreek as their friends card?
>>715830285What's the uncap gem?
I got one kita and 2 super creeks.
I only need 19 rolls to spark, should i bite the bullet and use THAT?
>#1 favorite
>double circles in every stat except Guts
>15th place
what the FUCK happened
>>715829205Everytime you make a selection or start a race, it connects to the server for a split second. I don't think they'd even need kernel level.
>>715830285I'm at the point in my life where i don't really give a shit about that, maybe some years ago i would autistically do risemara over and over again but nowaday i find that having to wreck your brain with the hand you've been dealt with feels more rewarding.
>>715823745 (OP)>enter game after failing to get kitasan days ago>3000 free carats for some reason>roll 20 times>get nothing>uninstall again
>>715830847Did she Bakushin?
>>715829248I wish they would stick to designs like the original cast. All of those others look like vtubers and hoyoslop.
come to der/v/ and trade shoes with your /v/ros to get like 5 star pieces a month!
>>715830823>THAT?Of course. The answer is always yes.
>>71582545310 pulls is like 1/10 of a Kitasan, fucking nothing.
>>715829458Nice Kitasan Black mind if I borrow her for a little bit.
>>715829915>C+ wit>D stamShould be the other way around, you want like 800 or so but can go for a bit less with recovery skills
>>715830285I rerolled only for a single copy because I was seduced by the siren call of Anime Teio tummy. I donโt regret it.
so when you do shoe trading are you meant to give 1 or 2? i'm not sure if you get the same club points either way or not
>>715830956Why are you trying to metafag a fucking p2w gachashit game. Just enjoy the horse pussy until you get bored
>>715830847late start into getting boxed in, i reckon
>>715823745 (OP)By not being a astroturfed piece of shit
>>715831070She's a god damn front runner how does she get boxed in??????
>>715823745 (OP)All you have to do is add lolis. Just school girls isn't enough.
>>715830989>a fourth /v/ club/v/mabros, we need to egg this guy's clubhouse.
>>715830847Maybe you should have watched the race Trainer
>>715830823wait and see if there's more gibs coming before the banner ends
>>715831106please read the first two words of the post you're replying to
>>715828348Farming event points made me realize that careers have actually been my main source of income, not dailies.
>>715830536>orfevredebatable
>stay goldlol no the new one is more memorable
>>715830847Probably rushed and wear herself out early or getting late started and unable to break out from the pack because her trainer only do speed training
>>715830847did.... did you put her on a Dirt track...?
>>715831145can't believe director-san wears a bikini during summer camp but forces all her students into school swimsuits with shorts the whole time
this tyranny cannot stand.
>>715831059give 2
1 = 5 points
2 = 10 points
>>715831069Some people simply can't not metafag and if they are not able to play and minmax optimally they throw a shitfit. It's a mental illness.
>>715831206you can see in the background that she's got 3 A ratings and is set to front runner, soโฆ
>>715831153fifth actually, /v/ma, /herse/, horse md and oy neigh are all full
>>715830536fucking grubble-ass designs, no thank you
>>715830712>>715830728Time to go full BAKUSHIN i guess
>>715831106A few things can happen
>late start>having an outside starting position>having 10 Pace Chasers in the race (this is almost always a fucking loss)
Gold Ship? More like Whore Ship
>>715831069Failing your objectives because you dont have enough stats for the races is just as bad
Also the rates for the rateup stuff in this game are atrocious, i got 5 SSR cards and not a single kitasan
In something like FGO it was 70% chance to get the rate up unit and 30% to get other shit, i dont know how much it is here but is way worse than mihoyo shit of throwing a coin
>>715823745 (OP)>sellerIsn't this a free to play game or is this about ingame purchases?
>>715830285I got fucked on her banner but I don't care. Already have 10k gems again thanks to the gibs, good rank in pvp, good sparks and I'm not going to do everything I've already done one more time for a single card that both you and I are going to have to borrow for the next 6 months.
>join a /v/ uma club
>get kicked
>>715831440one 10-pull, with each of them having a .5 chance of having the item people want costs 20 bucks. You need 200 of them to guarantee 1 (one) item
>>715831440Ingame purchases
>>715831106Not enough wits
>people on discord charging money so you can follow them for their MLB KItasan
We really live in a society
>>715831246>No! She's a director!!>These 140cm characters can't be lolis!!>Lowest they go is middle school!Dumbfuck.
>>715831395thats the spirit
>>715831530>racial shitposting/vg/ is just full of brown people aren't they?
>>715830285I don't want to start from ground zero again, simple as. I have a decent stable of trained horses and I'm not doing that over again.
>>715831440Whales contribute all the sales
>>715831579>follow anons who posted their code FOR FREE instead
>>715831609More like itโs exquisite nigh-irresistible bait.
>>715831551I've got zero clue as to what you're talking about, sorry my man.
>>715831556Oh ok, kinda surprised it overtook Counter-Strike, but at the same time I shouldn't be, since Valve doesn't give a shit about it.
>>715831581i didn't say any of those things, anon. i was making a joke about the image.
>>715831579I refuse to believe this. If that's true they should be getting banned.
>>715831440Steam counts microtransaction purchases like actual sales. Thats why CS2/CSGO is/was always at the top of the topseller charts despite being free. People wasting their money on lootcrates/keys makes way more money than actually selling games.
>>715831579Meanwhile in game you can search for recommended friends and sort by uncap level and find a hundred MLB Kitas for free
>>715831579and some fuckers here want to convince me that
>dude just join the discord you won't find any cards elsewhere
>>715831579Retard tax, I followed 5 different MLB Kitisan accounts for free by just sorting suggested follows.
>>715831748>still coping with borrowing ngmi, reroll or be bricked
>>715831764>yeah bro - just join discord bro you will not be able to find kitasan mlb users otherwiseMeanwhile two people in the last thread just posted their IDs. Never trust scammers.
>>715831690>I've got zero clue as to what you're talking about, sorry my man.i'm telling you why it's making so much money, tldr it's an extremely jewish gacha that makes the greediest kikes look good in comparison
>>715831431you're failing because you're bad and don't know how the game works
Why do westerners make so ugly art?
>do one 10 pull on the alts just because Teio's animation looks cool
>get both regular McQueen AND her alt
Literally the exact opposite of what I wanted but thank you anyway.
>>715831764Global not having any robust searchable web-based friend databases like JP is frankly really funny to me as is the insistence of using trannycord for anything game related in the west.
>>715831736Fair, I just wasn't sure if this was about microtransactions or just dishonestly worded.
>>715831875>it's an extremely jewish gachaWhat is it with gachafags and liking the especially greedy ones? Genshin first, now this?
>>715831579Why? The official server has a ton of people posting their MLB codes all day
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>>715830138The only ones I'm missing from the ones I have are Ryan and Winning Ticket, they're allergic to winning.
>>715831579I found a level 50 Kitasan, why would I ever pay?
>>715831967Programming is too hard for gacha addicts. Please understand
>>715829059to be fair if you play all those +4 with ash blossom she doesn't draw shit.
>>715831530>racial shitpostingwe Spe fans are quite based.
>>715829248breeding sex with this entire dysfunctional family
>>715830285Kitasan banner was never 0.75.
your gaslight campaign won't work. You're just salty as fuck you didn't get 5 copies in 200 rolls.
>>715830389>cross the street without looking both ways>an uma going at full speed crashes at you>her breasts break your neck instantlyliving the dream
>You need to be capable of deadlifting more than 200kg to be able to do this.
>>715831530>call a white, white>he wont get offended>call a black, black>he wont get offended>call a brown, brown>*autistic screeching*
>>715832071Because youโll eventually need to borrow other things and having not Kitasan bricks your account.
Reroll
>>715831905I'm trying my best anon :<
>>715830138Once you crack the code getting a good ending is pretty much guaranteed unless you get completely fucked by RNG.
I got hit with like 3 fucking mood downs over the course of 3 turns with practice poor an migraine a few times, later on she proceeded to fall of the stairs with more mood down.
>>715832338i simply do not believe you
the 4 foot tall horse cannot weigh 200 kilograms.
>>715830536Orfevre had to get a design change cause his owner was pissed and didn't want his majestic imperial triple crown winning stallion to be portrait as a messy neet-looking girl.
>>715832382If youโre posting on 4chins, youโre probably not who heโs talking about.
>>715831421Whore Ship? More like Mejiro Dober
>>715831567I use to buy a bag a large bag of carrots like this and feed them to horses at a stable. With permission of course.
>>71583234399% of the people who scream about being called brown are SEAtards.
>>715832404>>715832338this is how you get raped bwo...
>>715832404Shetlands can weigh 400-500 lbs. They're very dense.
>>715831530/v/machads are /v/bermensch and we laugh at /uma/ brownoids.
>>715832646but she's not a horse. she's a 4 foot tall woman.
>>715832518Dating date with Mejiro Dober as the protagonist.
>>715831843kek I'm glad I'm not the only one who followed like 5 MLB Kitasan anons in case one of them changed up on me
>>715832701>She's not a horse
>>715832748yep. that's what i said.
>>715830285you should have posted this BEFORE I spent 130 rolls on this shit banner.
>>715832418Well I guess that explains why is there such a contrast with the original
>>715832101doesn't explain why japan has it?
>absolutely obliterate all career goals
>absolutely spill spaghetti in all optional races
this was the best-worst rice shower run ive ever had. thank you whoever told me to invest in stamina
>>715832784rates are public retardbro, just click "Details" in the top-right of a banner
>decide to take a break and go back to main menu
> BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
I managed to get 40k carats and hold onto them for this banner, the result? Absolute fucking trash and not a single Kitasan card, or Fine Motion card, or even Super Creek card
So my question is, since this is my first gacha, how can people deal with this garbage system and still play and play, or even pay absurd amounts of money just to end up getting nothing in return?
>>715832646Trainers pretty casually carry their umas around several times in the game so I donโt think they weigh that much.
The bigger issue is their much much greater physical strength.
>daitaku
>daitaku
>daitaku
>daitaku
I'm so fucking sad. These pulls have been absolutely terrible. I haven't MLB any SRs all I get are dupes of the same cards I already own.
>>715830285Kitasan Black in itself was never the main reason to roll. You roll now because
>Kitasan Black is the last good card they add for a while>the pool is still very small so its easy to MLB cards especiallySR compared to later >people wanna have a working account/decks so they can roll for the upcoming horse girls without regretGetting Kitasan or even MLB Kitasan is just a very nice bonus. It means you dont have to pick her with a future choice ticket and instead can focus on other weaknesses once those become available. Kitasan having an inital bad 0.5% split rateup literally doesn't matter.
Anime nerds are actually the most gullible, lonely losers in the world lmao
>>715831145I love the Director so much
>>715832946you kys because you're a redditdrone
>>715831145it's okay to sexualize director right she's not a horse girl
>>715832984Don't even bother with these FOMO dumbasses, they unironically think your account is over if it doesn't have Kitasan with at least 2 limit breaks, when the only real reason you'd go hard for Kitasan SPECIFICALLY is because you want to tryhard in pvp.
I self inserted as Spica's trainer
I self inserted as Canopus' trainer
I self inserted as NTR's trainer
I self inserted as Fuji and Pokke's trainer
I self inserted as CinGray's trainer
>>715832946It's straight up gambling and the people that pay money are addicted to the high.
>>715832946never roll for what the masses want you to
you can borrow one card and be fine, metafags are only a threat in the pvp mode
SHOOT GACHANIGGERS IN THE FACE
>>715831579Just add me for free MLB kita
531309274513
>>715832869>856 skill pointsEhhhhhhh?!!
If you don't have Kitasan by the end of this banner's life, you should unironically uninstall. you lost, simple as.
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>>715832946>how can people deal with this garbage systemthey don't. japanese gachas have basically died besides uma and FGO which survive from inertia. everyone has moved over to chink and gook gachas which are usually more generous
>>715832946Damn, my condolences. I spent 35k and got 4 Kitas.
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been able to roll any umas for shit. I've gotten like 5 Mejiro Ryans in a row.
>>715832946I mean if you didn't spend anything but your time is it really that bad to not get the bing bing wahoo card? Part of rolling right now was getting the SRs that would make the game playable for a good while. Just borrow from some whale if you still feel like playing
Need 68 tickets. can it be done? be honest.
>>715833274unironically you dont need to use them until ura finals or after you complete career
>pvp doesn't matter
It's the only reliable source of carats after you've exhausted your login bonuses, story mode, and trophies.
Good luck being a pvplet and rolling for future banners when you can't even get enough carats for a spark.
>>715832869>thank you whoever told me to invest in staminaThat could've been me, np m8, enjoy your Rice
This early in the game there is little reason to not reroll.
If you have average luck you'll be trading a MLB Special Week for a MLB Kitasan.
This is almost always worth it unless you were exceptionally lucky with what you got with the differences in carots between launch and now.
>>715833274He has Kitasan (The Blacked), that's how powerful the card is, you don't even need to buy skills anymore.
>>715833282anonโฆ you know you're allowed to lift weights heavier than you, right?
and also that 'pushing somebody down' is almost always a consensual activity among both parties? it's not real wrestling, anonโฆ
>>715832946>how can people deal with this garbage system and still play and playDon't be a lucklet
>>715833274skills are mostly just stat buffs. they're a crutch really and not necessary if you have good raw stats.
>>715833470>plays p2w game>wants to win pvp>doesn't spend moneylmao
>>715833164>I self inserted as NTR's trainerHad to double take kek
>>715832869Do you think the lack of skills are why you lost the optional races?
>>715823745 (OP)I'm upset I drew for Kitasan and only got 3 copies. I should just draw for alts
In the end, true winners are the anons who play for fun.
>>715832404>>715832646>>715833282>>715832591they are more horse than human in terms of physical strength
Why does everyone put C rank trash in their teams, one B rank beats 3 Cs
>>715833470nigger join a good club and do good in careers and you get carats
>>715833821Ideally you want both.
>>715833629>it's not real wrestlingSay what?
>>715833806Filler because team trials are dailies and not everyone has good units in all the slots yet.
>>715833745too many pace chasers means its rng whether or not your horse escapes the pack. I just got unlucky plus low power & wit at the beginning of career
>>715833806to inflate their rating dumb dumb
>>715833806because I only have C girls retard
>>715833927not even C+? what have you even been doing with your TP?
>>715823745 (OP)>here! have some more free crack!gachaniggers deserve the rope
>>715833821why the fuck would I gimp my self to only getting carrots from clubs and careers, when I can get carrots from clubs, careers, and pvp, you god damn moron
>bro, why do you want to earn a grand? you're aware you can earn half of that, right?This is how crazy you sound.
>>715833970>what have you even been doing with your TP?playing? i unfortunately am an adult and can only finish one career playthough per day at most, i have other shit to do
>>715834024because you're bitching about pvp dumbass
>>715834012Me on the lef-
>50 statues away from getting El's cool red coat
why are they so fucking expensive
>>715833806you can beat me in a race, but I'm beating you in points, you retard.
If you get first, and I get second, third, and fourth. I still won.
>>715833470>muh pvpGood luck sweaty
FUCK I FORGOT I HAD THE HOT SPRING TICKET AND I SKIPPED RIGHT THROUGH IT ALL
>>715834061i'm not saying be a tryhard, but if you're at the league where you get 3 horses per team, you should at least have enough sparks and cards to get c+s
i also usually do only one or two careers a day and i've started replacing my c+s with bs
>>715834145you can replay the scene through the events archive
>>715834078I'm not that anon (I'm white, unlike him)
>>715834145I find kinda weird that before races you can't read the log.
>>715834145Bakushined too close to the sun
>didn't hit 1200 speed
I've failed her.....
>>715834195then why the fuck did you respond to me when I was offering him an alternative to pvp for earning carats. You may be "white" but you got nigger brains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuIaN5ixzAU
>>715833872Shh don't tell her she is wrestling wrong
>>715833821better strategy would be to spend money
What determines how many sparks you get or is that also just random? I see people with like 10 different sparks and I only ever get 2-4.
>>715834012That child kills pedos.
>>715834301holy shit she's so fucking flat
she might even be flatter than suzuka
>>715834113I have 10 B-ranks I am not short of points.
>>715834301>won't come out for like 2 yearswhy live
>>715834345higher star horses give better sparks; for instance, only 3 stars can pass on their uniques. otherwise yeah it's random.
>>715834345luck, but somehow 9 out of 10 of my horses end up with guts spark
curious huh
>>715834345it's random, but if you get 1100+ on an specific stat, you better your odds on getting a 3 star on that stat.
>>715834301>"We" are all "me"... after allI clapped
Is coffee horse in the game?
>>715834563whats her deal anyway
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>>715834194Not him but Based I thought I had missed this forever
>>715834563only as a support card.
Why do they rig the bingo so hard?
>>715834589made up a tulpa that she can't beat
>yuri game winning so hard
I thought the age of woke was over?
>>715834625this, the more I play the more I realize Cygames hates its players
>>715834625Because everything else is rigged too.
>>715834345Pink sparks are randomly selected from each A aptitude your horse has and their number is also completely random.
>>715834703what about white sparks?
>>715834625>lands on a shoeAhaha~
>do a bunch of careers with 100+ speed to try to get a 3* speed spark
>power spark, guts spark, wit spark
let me just get a 3* speed spark already
>>715823745 (OP)streamers and CCs, retard.
Manga Super Freak is real
>>715834625>Need support cards to finish the sheet>20 rolls and never get itFuck Bingo
>>715834731Also completely random, but you must've won the race to have a chance of getting a spark from it.
I just took a huge Bakushit
My team is actually just kinda fucked.
I want to move Taiki to dirt but I legit have no Umas that are above an F in sprinting to replace her with there.
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FUCK YEAH, 4LB
FUCK YEAH, TOP 1
>>715834625Don't you get an guaranteed after 25 spins?
If you play daily and complete the objectives it should be no problem completing 3 bingos
>>715834880yeah but it's just annoying how obviously rigged it is
>>715834703So you want one stat with 1100 and a few others with 600?
How's the localization in this gacha? Saw someone say they loved how they "spiced" it up or something and it's better than Japanese?
How did the anime come out over 9000 years before the game, and what was the reaction at the time to horse girls?
>>715835017Memes and mistakes everywhere
>>7158347743* in other stats are preferable so you can do more speed training
>>715830612Bro how do you have that many careers and only 16 good endings? I have like 50 career completes and never lost one. The career is very easy.
>>715834880And? You shouldn't need to reach pity every single time to get a fucking reward.
>>715835017I keep seeing zoomer lingo, so it's not very good
>>715834012Anti lolicon training
>>715834774All I ever get is stamina sparks. Itโs starting to get on my nerves, especially since it isnโt like Iโm gonna get 1100 stamina.
>>715835017the dialogue is pure reddit lingo, not even kidding, its terrible
Can anyone share their friend ids? specially if you still have super creek since I can't fucking pull her
>>715834970Ideally, but you'll most likely only be able to get 3 or 4 above 600 or get 1 above 1100 and 1 more above 600.
>>715835179You mean Daitaku Helios? She's hilarious
>>715835017>The localization is the main reason why the game became popularLMAOOOO yeah sure fuckturd.
>>715835017People here are going to act like faggots and blindly hate localizers but it's fine.
>>715835017Seems normal to me although some expressions far and between are taking some creative liberties, but the meaning still aims to be the same.
Helios is often posted in screenshots to show "this tl is bad" but the japanese original IS supposed to be a super zoomer that barely anyone understands, that's her joke (and I love it).
>>715830116>>715834272I wanna kiss this big Ol' head
>>715835017(expected) zoomer lingo for the gyaru sluts like Helios and Tonsen Jordan.
The real bullshit though is Mihono Bourbon clearly calling you "Master" but it's still written as "Trainer"
>>715835241lv 35 if you can't find a better one
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>>715834853damn dude roll more trainees
>>715828570This is an anime website, you're screaming at people that aren't here.
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what horse can clear these?
>>715835384also they translated "merry christmas" (clearly being said in english) as "happy holidays"
>>715835428No, every roll goes into Kitasan.
My god King Halo is beautifulโฆ
>>715823745 (OP)i thought this was a gotcha game? so do you have to buy the game, and then pay real money to gamble in it too?
thats crazy
>>715834853Bro, your king halo? She's a 1 star.
>>715835538I don't have her.
>>715835521no? it's a free game
>>715835462Bookmark this for the future
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
>>715835565So roll. She's a 1 star.
>>715835616I would rather you answe my question...
>>715835623No, I only have 1 Kitasan I have to keep pulling her banner until it's over.
>>715834853move mayano to sprint. and taiki to dirt. Try and roll a nice nature or king halo to put in medium. it shouldnt be difficult to get either of them
>>715835017literally the worst shit imaginable. every character talks like an annoying fucking zoomer
What's the loli bride thing i have heard about? Is that really true? This fucking game has loli brides?
>>715834853Get Vodka to B rank
>>715835670Teach man fish once
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I just did a Nattie run where I absolutely shat on Teio at every opportunity and now she's haunting me into Teio's career.
>>715829609you can't rape your wife
>>715835689Anon, every new trainee you pull refunds their carats in free story stuff and the missions you get for raising them to bond level 1/getting X good endings.
hate gacha games
luv watching normalfags seethe about anime games.
go Uma Musume go
>>715835723But I despise Vodka....
Every run she fucks up and gets mood downs and fails 5% trainings.
>>715835670Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach him to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.
>>715835521If you are paying anything that is a skill issue
>>715835017AI would have been a direct upgrade to this localization
Got my MLB Kitasan Blacku, now I need a new card to borrow. Very sad.
>>715835503i want to drink that water
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>>715835754>paceyou can win every op race with every uma by going front, saves you restarting a career
I guess I'm too white to get Kitasan Black.
It's over.
>>715835017googoo babies is pure trannylation
>>715835883A dog walks into a bar.
>>715835934post the jp version to compare
>>715835719of course, it's made by cygames after all
How does one train a Grass Wonder?
Balanced Speed/stamina/power ratio like 1:1:1 or 2:1:1 or 1.5:1:1.5 ?
>>715835934I bet the original is something like "Torena, let's play babies!" or something, like it's a big difference kek
>>715835017I'm so glad I can enjoy things unlike the rest of the bitter faggots on this site. It's literally fine.
Making 1 or 2 star characters wear the same default outfit is cancer because I have to roll more trainees to raise a single star rank, but I canโt roll for too many trainees because I have to fucking roll for stupid ass support cards. Now every win feels cheaper for my low star trainee because she isnโt wearing the outfit unique to her. Just fuck my ass atp.
>>715835017can barely read it for 5 lines without cringing
>>715835782Failing careers is a skill issue, you have everything you need to win.
>>715835895Pace is perfectly acceptable and you shouldn't go front with that horse
>>715836029I can't read japanese
>>715835017I've tried to read every character's storyline but its just terrible fucking writing. I've only liked Bakushin so far. The rest is pure cringe zoomer slop, specially Goldship, I had high expectations of her and she's just an unfunny zoomer.
>>715835957Studying reproduction with Agnes Tachyon, can human/horse girl pairing produce good blue sparks?
>>715835895Pace feels like the absolute worst position in the game. You always end up getting boxed in.
>>715835017dialogue is likely the worst part of this game
>>715836116We have GPT, anon, copy and paste it, and translate it.
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>>715835754Same position too
>>715836168somebody has not spent five fucking career modes trying to get a late surger to win a single non-required race.
>nooooo why do the autistic zoomers talk like autistic zoomers
>>715835116that number doesn't include duplicates, retardbro...
>>715836013Please respond
So I've played the game about 3 hours and won some races. What's the mid-term/long-term gameplay loop outside of training and races? I guess you level up supports, and I saw a menu where you can get more stars for your trainees. What else do you grind for?
about to start a cowgirl run, do I just run speed and power cards or what?
the game is unironically fun and they girls are cute
>>715836202>"Hello, Topner-san, today I'm going out to play and do some work."While it's different, it could simply be an earlier part of the event, not convinced.
This game is honestly too hard for me. I can't do it. Losing simulator, it's too much bare. I'm giving up, and cutting my losses. Glad I didn't spend any $ on it though.
>>715836265She's a late, so power
>>715836273>what's the gameplay loop outside of the gameplay loopUpgrading shit is just a placebo, if you don't like the gameplay loop just uninstall.
I rolled for kitasan and have her as well as other SSR and SR cards. What should I do with my R cards? Should I just turn them into cleats or are there any I should keep? I have no plans to do pvp nor pay money I just like to play career and watch the races.
>>715836168>train late surger>she tries to piledrive her ass straight through the entire pack>comes in 14th as the favourite
>>715836350power higher than speed, which is then higher than stamina?
I don't know if she's long racer or medium. Thank you btw
>>715836353I like the core gameplay loop, I just feel like I don't understand the rest of it yet.
>>715835017it's fine for modern standards, some meme words and bad localization here and there but it generally sticks to the source while doing an okay job at translating things like rudolph dad jokes and Helios/Agnes Digital zoomer lingo, people complaining about the dialogue would have the same complains if it was a 1/1 AI translation because thats just how the japs make these things.
For a truly terrible translation just look at Relink
>>715836326I want to put my penis inside of her womb.
>>715836379only turn duplicates after maxing them into cleats
>>715836453Oh, then yeah, you gotta do careers to get shoes and some other thingies which let you upgrade your 1 and 2 stars into 3 stars, which then unlocks their true outfit AND their unique skill (with a personalized animation)
>>715836214I got Vodka to do it fine first try. I still haven't beaten a single career using pace. I always get fucking boxed in no matter the power or the wit.
>>715836491I don't think you have to go that deep in, anon
>>715836029that's clearly baby talk anon you don't know japanese
Are there any panty shots in this or tits jiggling or is it just really safe game? Nothing problematic?
Has anyone made up a Pie O My uma design?
>>715836575its safe so just go away, coomernig
>>715836519i personally am convinced that some late surgers(vodka, ryan) actually run the outside more frequently than others and thus don't get boxed out as much as, say, king halo or matikanefukukitarou
whether this holds or not, i cannot say.but it seems to be the case.
>>715835469Made me kek, here you go, Anon.
>>715836575roll for the big american ume and have fun
>>715836326Me on my 11th Uma.
>>715836575lots of tit bouncing, but all the girls wear bloomers or shorts under their dresses
>>715836168You automatically do better than late and end unless you run out of stamina, you want double circles on stamina, speed and power
>>715836575tits jiggle a lot at the most minimal movements
there's no pantyshots because everyone's wearing spats (duh, they're racing) but a character wears a leotard which is the closest to panties so far, no idea about upcoming characters though
upskirt shorts are very common during races if you use a certain camera mode
there is onsen scenes for every single playable character
>First time i got Kitasan twice was in 15 rerolls
i dunno if this is worth ditching a Fine Motion + Super Creek + Vodka account with a bunch of nice SR uncaps
Biko Pegasus to go along with Kitasan is nice i guess
>>715836640>amigxsHow to get hate crimed by a latin person.
>>715836703anon, literally everybody wants double circles in stamina, speed, and power, those are the three stats that matter most.
>>715836575the tits are VERY bouncy
>>715835469>>715835017Makes me wonder if the translation team could have talked about ceviches or lomo saltado instead of tacos and CyGames would have been good with it
>>715835017As someone who's not a japanese zealot it feels fine. I like some quirky lines like "Goldshi is getting boredshi". Some of the dialogue is cringe but the game is about winning the fucking "Twinkle series" I feel like by design it's supposed to be aimed at little girls
The only thing that bothers me is Mihono not calling you Master(probably from americoid zeitgeist reasons) and them not saying "merry christmas" when it's a game that happens in Japan and they celebrate christmas. Hell if I played a chinese game and they celebrated lunar new year I would have no issue with it. Same as any other cultural holiday.
>"Ohhh ummm acknowledging christmas exists is problematic"No it isn't you retard.
>>715823745 (OP)they trick simpletons into paying money for them
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>>715836859>Condor talking about eating roasted rats whole and living in fucking marswould be funny but she's been a mexican since the anime aires
>>715836453You'll want to join a club and do team trials (pvp) eventually.
Stuff you can do: Daily races, Team Trials, Legend Races (when those are up), when you do any of those you can activate a "daily sale" which sells star pieces, in the club Shop you can also use your Club points to buy Star Pieces. You can use star pieces not just to increase the star rank of an uma (if they become 3 stars they get a new outfit and Unique Skill), you can also use those star pieces to UNLOCK Umas you don't have yet. But mostly the advantage of clubs is getting free carats when the rank is high enough.
In career mode you can complete runs to accumulate fans (to rank up your club) Event Points (to get rewards for the current main event) inspiration sparks (to make your next career run/PVP more powerful) get monies (so you can level up your support cards and characters), etc
>>715836864The Christmas one is very odd, considering stories/careers hit alot harder on it than others that you really wonder why they were avoiding Christmas.
It only took me like 15 rolls and 90 minutes or so to get 3 kitas, then I got a 4th after a bit of playing
>>715836864i played both, there's a lot of weird shit changed for no reason.
for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogue, localizers just straight rewrote her to do that.
cygames localization was already caught using AI translation, they once tweeted a picture of their localizer's work desk and they had AI translation tool shortcuts on their desktop lmao.
at this point they just AI translate shit and rewrite it after however they please, granblue had this annoying shit too (everyone noticed the relink localization was bad).
>>715828353>toe ringwhat a slut
>>715829205Good job, Anon! Hopefully you're aware of all the other games you've given kernal-level access to!
>>715837175>for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogue, localizers just straight rewrote her to do that.She should do that this is a bueno change
>>715831579MLB Kitas are everywhere though, meanwhile I'm still searching for MLB super creek
>>715829205>gacha game doesn't want you to hack the game currency>somehow this is shockingI know steam trannies are ill but lol
>>715837427i got 1LB creek while trying to get more kitas lol
I fucking hate Teio's career
>Focus on speed and power
>You can only dream about long races and rain is a death sentence
>Focus on stamina
>Oh sorry, looks like your Uma couldn't break out of the pack, try investing more into power
>Focus on power and stamina
>Looks like your Uma couldn't catch up, try investing more into speed
FUCK YOU
>>715837175>for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogue, localizers just straight rewrote her to do that.Why would you say that's a "random" change, that's like the epitome of a change that has a logical reason.
>>715836206Would be perfect if she came in third
>>715837317It's over. You got picked.
>>715837524>listening to green woman
>>715837175>for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogueShe literally says shit like "hola" in the one word/phrase she says during careers
>>715837524i only did speed and stamina and got the good ending.
Just borrow someones kita bro
Also if anyone knows, did my matikanefukukitaru turf spark didn't pass down? or one is not enough to go from A to S?
>>715837524You forgot that her ult skill is trash as well.
Just get Anime Teio and save yourself a headache
Is Gold City a horse I can get at some point?
>>715836864>the game is about winning the fucking "Twinkle series" I feel like by design it's supposed to be aimed at little girlsI think Twinkle Series is just a bit of engrish, like they thought about calling it "All Stars Series" or "Star Series" but went for something less literal, thus Twinkle Series stuck.
>>715837660not all sparks trigger on every inspiration event, it's completely possible you just missed the turf spark every time.
>>715827421the anime came out in 2018 but the game was later
how do you get a race type to evolve into S rank?
>pulled one more Kita with the 1500 free pull
Ony one to go..
>>715837051>>715836517Very naisu, thanks for explaining anons.
>>715836575Super Creek gives you a splendid view of her creek when you win
>>715837804legacies and inspiration
>>715837660Did you see it trigger in the first place? Not all sparks get triggered during inspiration events and the chance of inheriting something is impacted by affinity.
>>715837663>Just get Anime Teio and save yourself a headacheI would if I didn't spend everything on Kitasan.
>>715837621Oguri is canonically futa and a top
>>715837868i think you should kill yourself.
>>715837759There's one more layer of RNG on this fucking hell
>>715837864I thought they always passed down, so I skip inspirations
>>715837868>troon sausage fingers typed this post
I chuckled
https://x.com/YuiDeArgentina/status/1945951067935474101
>>715837663I love how the anime skills play music along with the activation. Makes it feel exciting.
>>715837830>>715837859yeah but how many sparks? is a 2 star Turf enough for S rank, assuming you're A rank by default?
>>715837175El Condor says both spanish and engrish in the anime and the voiced VN sections in the game.
I guess they added a bit more spanish but eh, it's already part of her character.
>>715837951Sorry it's true, your ass is about to get pounded. She's literally the Goku of Umamusume.
>>715837759>>715837864Forgot to thank you for the info, thank you
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>>715829205and yet i'm still cheating
>>715835017>character says menu>text says regimenwtf fucking trannylators
>>715837989I think 2 star is 3% to get S
>>715829609we need more of this desu
>>715836565no it isn't and you don't know japanese
post your spe-chans! You did pull spe-chan ...right?
How long until the gibs dry up?
I'm still 10.5k away from pity
>>715838089calling it a menu makes makes me hungry though, so this is a good change.
>>715838116yes it is retard, that ใงใ
ใญ is how you speak to babies and little kids
>>715838041the shitty anime bastardized her that way
>>715838139I pulled 3 and I haven't used her once. I fucking hate her.
Fuck, my 57 memory unravelling failed.
Debating if I should abandon ship or just settle and go againe.
>>715838228Wait fuck, this is the wrong tab. I posted in the wrong gambling casino game thread. Oh well, leave it here cause thread over anyways.
>>715838139She's so god damn boring.
>>715838291cut down on your addictions
>>715838139uhh here you go
only did her career once
>>715838201The anime is an adaptation of a highly prestigious manga and she's also a finely tuned emotionless racing and eating machine from the sticks in the game.
>>715838291Is that diablo?
>>715838309That's why I pulled for TEIO CHAN instead
>>715838196no it isn't and that's not what she's doing
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>>715838291>gambling addict is also browsing the anime girl horse racing threadyou can't make this shit up kek
>>715838398you don't know japanese anon you don't have to double down
>>715838393Nta but kt's path of exile, the most autistic capitalism simulator ever made
>>715838393Path of Exile (1), which is basically the same thing.
>>715838140you'll get 3k-4k more gibs if you trophy hunt and do story mode.
after that pray for more gibs and grind challenges
>>715838309Heard you talking shit
>>715838389the anime and manga is an ad for the game and only includes and handful of horses from the roster so they naturally had to ham up their personalities. What it did is damage the image of the game and western pirates roll for anime girls instead of prestigious horses like what the japanese do
I'm only good, sometimes, at training Pace Chasers. I can't for the life of me get a Late Surger to go and I haven't tried an End Closer yet.
Having indecent relationships with your horse wives
>>715830086you don't have to convince me twice
>>715838476You don't know japanese and you're excusing horrible localization because it might make the global version look bad
okay but which one of these horse girls is actually a lesbian
>>715838594Take the gold pill
How would you go about raising an all debuff Uma? What cards do you run and what stats are you also training?
>>715838514The Supreme KKKommander of Japan...
>>715838665straight women don't exist
>>715838665none of them. they're all horny for me, specifically.
Is it circles then triangle then line?
>>715837761They were supposed to come out around the same time but the game got delayed, apparently until 2021 which is crazy.
>>715838706the rice shower SSR is full of debuffs, nice nature is a natural at them, train wit
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>>715838665Like actually a dyke and not yuribait? Probably none of them. I guess Helios is the closest cause of her hyper fixation on Ruby but that's also a lore thing.
>>715838664i love how you just keep going
>no u!!!!!!!when it's right there in the fuckass screenshot. That use of chu instead of just su is baby talk anon.
Just stop you're giving me second hand embarrassment
>>715838454I have to meticulously shape and influence odds in my favour so as to achieve the outcomes I desire. POE has all the trappings of a casino with only a fraction of the life damaging potential.
>>715838782Is she related to Tachyon?
>>715838772I only have R Rice Shower card atm. Any other cards full of debuffs I can use? Though I'm sure there's a better deck building for it I don't know yet.
>>715838845yes you retard
>>715838795I like how you insist you're correct but the horrible localization is right there for everyone to see and talk down to everyone like people don't know japanese
>>715838196That other guy is indeed an idiot but translating ใงใกใ
ใญ้ใณ into goo goo babies is absolutely tranny behavior, same with all the other complete bullshit the troon changed in his localization.
>>715838845Wiki said they had the same owner
>>715838228lol, lmao even, how's poe?
been ages since I played it. It's the optimization still shit?
>>715838845Same jockey/owner I think, they are not related.
>>715838845Nope. They have the same Agnes name but they aren't actually related, there are a few horses like that. They did have the same owner irl though.
>>715835017The replies to this post are literally the first time I've ever heard anyone complain about the translation.
>>715839023>It's the optimization still shit?Good news, it's worse than ever.
>>715838552>What it did is damage the image of the game and western pirates roll for anime girls instead of prestigious horses like what the japanese doWhat the fuck is this larp lmao
Horse history is interesting but a lot of people only started to care because they saw girls in the first place, a hook was needed and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>715839086no one ever asked me before what I thought about this dogshit writing.
Mejiro Palmer barely got any scenes with the other Mejiro horses in the second season, but she is apparently a part of that family.
>>715838875Haha get fucked, I have more knowledge now
>>715838982>still no argumentthat is baby talk and that is the objective truth.
Whether the translation to "googoo babies" is good or not does not change the fact that she is doing baby talk in japanese.
>>715839000Explain to me how the fuck are you supposed to translate this (same thing that Creek talks about)
https://youtu.be/5stG46MLow4?t=267
>>715839086Because most people just skip through everything after the first read, if they even read it in the first place.
would you let this stinky otaku near your umas?
>>715839105funny, if it wasn't for the abysmal optimization I would still play poe, a huge shame and I really don't wanna start a fifth account
>>715839213the way she acts i don't think she'd let herself near my umas, so it's fine
>>715839218You're set and good to go.
>>715839157Palmer considers herself to be the black sheep of the Mejiros and constantly compared herself to the rest of her refined and ladylike family.
>>715839293Why is Fine Motion so good?
>>715839183you translate it literally with tonal shifts instead of shoehorning a western expression. Wow, that was easy
>>715839213She feels like the Tomoko of Umamusume.
>>715839319as compared to buff tomboy one with a pixie cut?
>>715839331it's not and that's the shitty r*ddit reroll guide made to misinform new players
>>715839293>stamina mejiro mcqueen>AYeah, this image is bait.
Go ahead, compare SSR Mcqueen to any SR Stamina and tell me where does she excel at:
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>715839086The curse of English localization. Nobody will play the game untranslated, but then everyone will take every minor change to the script so severely you'd think Cygames killed their family The christmas shit is fucking weird though
>>715839364Ryan, despite her tomboy tendencies, still knows her place/position and can act like it
>>715838552>the anime and manga is an ad for the gameCinderella Gray is a highly rated seinen published alongside Kingdom and Real in the same magazine, no it definitely isn't. Only Pretty Derby is.
>>715839465she excels at being free, dumbass
why do you think the free haru and special week are so high up
>>715839526the free haru is not even free, the haru is there because she's actually great, fucking use her you moron.
>>715839338if you are so great, then make a better translation for it.
>>715839526the free haru isn't even useful until a certain career scenario comes out. The image is reddit quality dogshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXIk5Yu1bUs
>>715839590How is a guts card good
>>715836381>he fell for the late surger meme
>>71583975110% race bonus for MANT
>>715839751she has good passives
>>715839747i was expecting a joke... or something.
>>715838139Been trying to fish a 9 star stamina spe but it's hard getting to the 1200 with my current cards, I'm also out of money currency.
>>715839751good for you to poop on. People suggesting you plug it in for URA finale are shitters
>>715839218reroll shit cards
>>715839870Why aren't you?
>>715839925>special needs weekIckโฆ
>>715831703My apologies for assuming you meant to deny it, FAGGOT
>>715839747>It's literally just the stonetoss comic but drawn out
>>715839925you only need 1100 for the increased chance of a spark
>>715837524What pisses me off the most is that she has so many of those positioning abilities yet still somehow finds a way to get stuck behind a mob uma on the inner side of the final corner.
>>715839925damn that's probably the best special week I've seen so far
>>715836029so it's supposed to be
>you sure wanna pway today, wittle twainer-saaaaaan
>>715839331Good skills, good events, gives practice perfect early, gives more wit and training with with her restores more energy.