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Anonymous No.715823745 >>715825036 >>715825143 >>715825453 >>715827524 >>715828340 >>715828387 >>715828429 >>715828661 >>715828803 >>715829026 >>715829458 >>715830618 >>715830670 >>715830754 >>715830956 >>715831073 >>715831145 >>715831440 >>715833774 >>715833994 >>715834782 >>715835521 >>715836925
How do umas do it?
Anonymous No.715825036
>>715823745 (OP)
50% lower rates to abuse desperate paypiggies
Anonymous No.715825143
>>715823745 (OP)
retards baited by streamers
Anonymous No.715825260 >>715825741
absurdly overpowered card with lowered rates and an accelerated release schedule in a FOTM game
next question
Anonymous No.715825453 >>715827109 >>715827232 >>715828353 >>715831014
>>715823745 (OP)
1500 is nothing especially while accelerating
Anonymous No.715825741
>>715825260
actually yeah, good breakdown
Anonymous No.715827109
>>715825453
Its one step closer to pity....
Anonymous No.715827232
>>715825453
>get free shit
>nooo still not enough
Anonymous No.715827260 >>715827421
was this game secretly made with AI
the art is hella sus
Anonymous No.715827421 >>715827536 >>715837761
>>715827260
the game is from 2018 you stupid nigger.
Anonymous No.715827524
>>715823745 (OP)
3 Fractures isn't even the #1 girl...
Anonymous No.715827536 >>715828492
>>715827421
some of these hands are looking really whack its a fair question in 2025
Anonymous No.715827556 >>715827781 >>715828016 >>715828278
Should i stick with this? There's 2 kitasan or however you call it. What if i never unpack a third before the end date? Would my life as a trainer be over?
Anonymous No.715827781 >>715827962
>>715827556
the SSR Fine Motion and Suzuka are good along kitasan. Pair that with sweep tosho and eisen flash and you've got your main 5. Just borrow Super Creek and you've got a good card set. The game will add items down the line to uncap your cards.
Anonymous No.715827962 >>715828030
>>715827781
Thats about 12 hours of rerolls btw so my boredom could be speaking but yeah i feel that it is fine. Thanks for input, i can finally play the game.
Anonymous No.715828016 >>715828242
>>715827556
SSR Fine Motion is just worse than the maxed out free event Nice Nature.
Anonymous No.715828030 >>715828265
>>715827962
>12 hours of rerolls
Anonymous No.715828187
>One horse in a fucking spin off game
>Another one years from being released in global

Someone please end me
Anonymous No.715828201 >>715828891
spe-chan!
Anonymous No.715828242
>>715828016
>mediocre events
>useless skills
>no spec prio
whats sad is that FMlets actually believe this
Anonymous No.715828265
>>715828030
Meh, I could go for a week to be honest. Thats what diablo 2 trading addiction does to you.
Anonymous No.715828278 >>715828517
>>715827556
bro you're never going to beat the whales. Just start playing
Anonymous No.715828292
Anonymous No.715828340
>>715823745 (OP)
How much stamina does a mile runner really need?
Anonymous No.715828348 >>715831190
I'm running out of money, FUCK.
Daily races don't give jack shit.
Anonymous No.715828353 >>715837368
>>715825453
I will take anything that will make me hit pity for Manhattan Cafe
Anonymous No.715828387
>>715823745 (OP)
Cool, now add point shop items
Anonymous No.715828429 >>715828509
>>715823745 (OP)
Guys!
I think I clicked the wrong banner...
https://files.catbox.moe/xe4q9f.mp4
Anonymous No.715828451 >>715828542 >>715828581 >>715828606 >>715828910 >>715829103
Why exactly do I need stamina on Bakshino for PVP if she's just for sprints?
Anonymous No.715828492
>>715827536
Yeah hands look wack constantly randomly in normal art as well. This line of thinking is how twitter witchhunts happen which causes the random japs I follow to delete their accounts because some westoid made red circles over everything
Anonymous No.715828509 >>715840442
>>715828429
>baby faces instead of horsecocks
Anonymous No.715828517
>>715828278
Yeah you're right. I just couldn't resist the friendly reroll pattern and wanted a decent start.
Anonymous No.715828531 >>715828640
Anonymous No.715828542
>>715828451
because the career mode gives you an invisible +400 stamina buff, retardbro
you ain't getting that in PvP
Anonymous No.715828570 >>715828863 >>715835458
>GRAAAAAAA, I HATE ANIME, ANIME IS FOR PEDOPHILE AND FOR PERVERTS, GRAAAAAA
>what's this? My favorite streamer played an anime game?
>nvm
I hate Americans so fucking much
Anonymous No.715828581
>>715828451
if she doesn't have at least 400 stamina she'll gas out and get overtaken more often than not.
Anonymous No.715828606
>>715828451
stamina is hp, to little and your uma might KO to early even in sprint races
Anonymous No.715828640
>>715828531
bakushin, what happened to your arm???
Anonymous No.715828661
>>715823745 (OP)
Anonymous No.715828664
ive got mlb2 kitasan and been rolling for a final copy and cant for my life get the final one, thinking of just starting to save instead for umas...
Anonymous No.715828803
>>715823745 (OP)
>woke up to 3000 free carats
>banner support scout x2
>all garbage
Good start to my day
Anonymous No.715828807 >>715828981 >>715830220
>yolo all my carats at support cards, not for kitisan black but for support cards in general with a chance at kitisan black
>188 pulls
>6 SSRs
>3 satono diamond
>1 special week
>1 tokai teio
>1 grass wonder
>0 kitisam black
Bros.....
Anonymous No.715828863
>>715828570
this
frauds should fuck off
Anonymous No.715828891
>>715828201
me as the exercise ball
Anonymous No.715828910
>>715828451
Because in PvP, everyone and their mother has a 1200 speed Bakushin.
If you don't build any stamina (or other stats in general) on her to supplement the speed, she'll tire out mid-race and job to enemy Bakushins who DO have decent stamina
Anonymous No.715828948 >>715829029 >>715829248 >>715830315
Nakadashi Festa
Anonymous No.715828981
>>715828807
i'm doing about the same as you anon...
Anonymous No.715829026 >>715829085
>>715823745 (OP)
invite to asmongold racetrack!!!
Anonymous No.715829029
>>715828948
I want to wear her beanie.
Anonymous No.715829059 >>715832192
Ehehehe~
Anonymous No.715829085
>>715829026
but he doesn't leave his house
Anonymous No.715829103
>>715828451
Cute Flower
Anonymous No.715829202 >>715831948
>free game
>#1 top seller on Steam
?
Anonymous No.715829205 >>715829314 >>715830073 >>715830867 >>715837387 >>715837438 >>715838072
>almost got tricked into downloading the game because of the cute girls
>go to the steam page
>kernel-level anticheat
I am safe for another day
Anonymous No.715829236
Anonymous No.715829238
>double skill hint training
>talks to the one I don't want
FUUUUUCK YOU
Anonymous No.715829248 >>715829324 >>715829413 >>715829456 >>715829812 >>715829852 >>715830362 >>715830984 >>715832256
>>715828948
That's some family.
Anonymous No.715829314
>>715829205
>letting that to stop you from enjoying cute girls
Anonymous No.715829324 >>715829524
>>715829248
why is that one on the right dressed like a cop
she looks annoying as hell
Anonymous No.715829369 >>715829525 >>715829673
Are all the horses from now on 3 stars?
Anonymous No.715829413
>>715829248
>Cool family
>And one retarded kid

Pottery
Anonymous No.715829456 >>715829740
>>715829248
Are these official designs?
Anonymous No.715829458 >>715829554 >>715829609 >>715829757 >>715831014
>>715823745 (OP)
Anonymous No.715829524
>>715829324
fenomeno is the only one of the gold family that isn't a stupid asshole in some way, also the real fenomeno works as a lead horse in retirement which is kinda like a traffic cop
Anonymous No.715829525 >>715830010
>>715829369
Since the game launched JP has added four 2* and one 1*. So the odds are not in your favor if there's a girl you have your eyes on
Anonymous No.715829554
>>715829458
it's over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ep8L6Kmw0
Anonymous No.715829609 >>715829652 >>715835771 >>715838113
>>715829458
this guy raped his ex-wife
Anonymous No.715829652
>>715829609
mmm based?
Anonymous No.715829673 >>715830092
>>715829369
No
Anonymous No.715829740 >>715830027
>>715829456
Yes.
Stay Gold, Nakayama Festa, Dream Journey, Orfevre, Fenomeno, Gold Ship.
Anonymous No.715829757
>>715829458
that bald and flabby fuck's gf is hot as fuck
Anonymous No.715829812 >>715829972 >>715830086
>>715829248
Stay Gold is extremely kissable
Anonymous No.715829852
>>715829248
Holy kino
Anonymous No.715829915 >>715830081 >>715831014 >>715834320 >>715836091
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT
Anonymous No.715829972
>>715829812
This, but Dream Journey
Anonymous No.715830010
>>715829525
>Ikuno Dictus
>Twin Turbo
>Matikanetannhauser
These are all great
Anonymous No.715830027 >>715830536
>>715829740
Hmm... Some of them look a bit overdesigned for my taste. I'll just have to enjoy the cleaner looks now that I still can.
Anonymous No.715830073
>>715829205
It literally runs on proton, whatever anti cheat they have it's certainly not running at kernel level
Anonymous No.715830081
>>715829915
Show deck
Anonymous No.715830082
Japs hired jeets to shill their garbage because they fear superior Korean and Chinese gachas.
Anonymous No.715830086 >>715830156 >>715838660
>>715829812
she dresses like a mid-30s washed up detective. you think that's kissable?
Anonymous No.715830092
>>715829673
MAMBO
Anonymous No.715830096
Anonymous No.715830116 >>715835372
I lost to Biwa's big ass head
Anonymous No.715830138 >>715830214 >>715830612 >>715832068 >>715832392
how many girls have you beaten the game with?
Anonymous No.715830156
>>715830086
Uooohhh, now she even more kissable
Anonymous No.715830214
>>715830138
eight. i'm working my way up the list now that i have decent speed sparks.
Anonymous No.715830220 >>715830382
>>715828807
I did 200 pulls and got only three ssr teios.
Why teio over and over?
Anonymous No.715830285 >>715830542 >>715830757 >>715830887 >>715831045 >>715831517 >>715831620 >>715832260 >>715832784 >>715832984
>100 rolls every new account
Holy fuck
And you are telling me some people are stuck with their lb0 kitasan black accounts when they have the chance of their life once and never again???
Anonymous No.715830315
>>715828948
there needs to be more anime girls wearing a beanie
Anonymous No.715830362 >>715830518 >>715830536 >>715830559
>>715829248
>Gold Ship's design is extremely basic
>everyone else has some elaborate clothes
Anonymous No.715830382 >>715830515
>>715830220
Because the Umamusume pick their trainers, not the other way around.
Now go and make her proud of her choice
Anonymous No.715830389 >>715830976 >>715832306
lore
Anonymous No.715830515
>>715830382
I don't even have Teio as a trainee. I wish I did
Anonymous No.715830518
>>715830362
curse of being a release horse. every new horse will have more an more ornate costumes.
Anonymous No.715830536 >>715830718 >>715831193 >>715831375 >>715832418
>>715830027
>>715830362
Orfevre used to have a good design

Also Stay Gold's anime design was so much better
Anonymous No.715830542
>>715830285
well, i spent money....
Anonymous No.715830559
>>715830362
Gold Ship is the family tard.
Anonymous No.715830590 >>715830643
no... i have a human gf already AIEEE SAVE ME
Anonymous No.715830612 >>715835116
>>715830138
16 out of 20 didn't really pay attention which uma i haven't cleared ura with, legacy grindan is addicting
Anonymous No.715830618 >>715830659 >>715830712 >>715830728
>>715823745 (OP)
Bros i'm too dumb to play this game.
Anonymous No.715830643
>>715830590
just distract her with pudding, it's easy
Anonymous No.715830659
>>715830618
Anonymous No.715830668
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Anonymous No.715830670
>>715823745 (OP)
Man has always loved horse
Naturally this means sex
Anonymous No.715830712 >>715831395
>>715830618
Boy, have I got the horse for you!!
Anonymous No.715830718
>>715830536
>King Kamehameha

Although I shouldn't be surprised since Skibidi Rizz exists
Anonymous No.715830724
Anonymous No.715830728 >>715831095 >>715831395
>>715830618
boy, do i have the horse for you
Anonymous No.715830743
Are horsegirls the new catgirls?
These designs are too good.
Anonymous No.715830754
>>715823745 (OP)
Since everyone is changing their friend cards to MLB kitasan, does anyone still have supercreek as their friends card?
Anonymous No.715830757
>>715830285
What's the uncap gem?
Anonymous No.715830820
Anonymous No.715830823 >>715830994 >>715831186
I got one kita and 2 super creeks.
I only need 19 rolls to spark, should i bite the bullet and use THAT?
Anonymous No.715830847 >>715830967 >>715831070 >>715831180 >>715831205 >>715831206 >>715832339
>#1 favorite
>double circles in every stat except Guts
>15th place
what the FUCK happened
Anonymous No.715830867
>>715829205
Everytime you make a selection or start a race, it connects to the server for a split second. I don't think they'd even need kernel level.
Anonymous No.715830887
>>715830285
I'm at the point in my life where i don't really give a shit about that, maybe some years ago i would autistically do risemara over and over again but nowaday i find that having to wreck your brain with the hand you've been dealt with feels more rewarding.
Anonymous No.715830956 >>715831069
>>715823745 (OP)
>enter game after failing to get kitasan days ago
>3000 free carats for some reason
>roll 20 times
>get nothing
>uninstall again
Anonymous No.715830967
>>715830847
Did she Bakushin?
Anonymous No.715830976
>>715830389
Wife
Anonymous No.715830984
>>715829248
I wish they would stick to designs like the original cast. All of those others look like vtubers and hoyoslop.
Anonymous No.715830989 >>715831153
come to der/v/ and trade shoes with your /v/ros to get like 5 star pieces a month!
Anonymous No.715830994
>>715830823
>THAT?

Of course. The answer is always yes.
Anonymous No.715831014
>>715825453
10 pulls is like 1/10 of a Kitasan, fucking nothing.
>>715829458
Nice Kitasan Black mind if I borrow her for a little bit.
>>715829915
>C+ wit
>D stam
Should be the other way around, you want like 800 or so but can go for a bit less with recovery skills
Anonymous No.715831045
>>715830285
I rerolled only for a single copy because I was seduced by the siren call of Anime Teio tummy. I don’t regret it.
Anonymous No.715831059 >>715831284
so when you do shoe trading are you meant to give 1 or 2? i'm not sure if you get the same club points either way or not
Anonymous No.715831069 >>715831324 >>715831431
>>715830956
Why are you trying to metafag a fucking p2w gachashit game. Just enjoy the horse pussy until you get bored
Anonymous No.715831070 >>715831106
>>715830847
late start into getting boxed in, i reckon
Anonymous No.715831073
>>715823745 (OP)
By not being a astroturfed piece of shit
Anonymous No.715831095
>>715830728
Anonymous No.715831106 >>715831186 >>715831404 >>715831570
>>715831070
She's a god damn front runner how does she get boxed in??????
Anonymous No.715831145 >>715831246 >>715832992 >>715833132
>>715823745 (OP)
All you have to do is add lolis. Just school girls isn't enough.
Anonymous No.715831153 >>715831364
>>715830989
>a fourth /v/ club
/v/mabros, we need to egg this guy's clubhouse.
Anonymous No.715831180
>>715830847
Maybe you should have watched the race Trainer
Anonymous No.715831186
>>715830823
wait and see if there's more gibs coming before the banner ends

>>715831106
please read the first two words of the post you're replying to
Anonymous No.715831190
>>715828348
Farming event points made me realize that careers have actually been my main source of income, not dailies.
Anonymous No.715831193
>>715830536
>orfevre
debatable
>stay gold
lol no the new one is more memorable
Anonymous No.715831205
>>715830847
Probably rushed and wear herself out early or getting late started and unable to break out from the pack because her trainer only do speed training
Anonymous No.715831206 >>715831327
>>715830847
did.... did you put her on a Dirt track...?
Anonymous No.715831246 >>715831581
>>715831145
can't believe director-san wears a bikini during summer camp but forces all her students into school swimsuits with shorts the whole time
this tyranny cannot stand.
Anonymous No.715831284
>>715831059
give 2
1 = 5 points
2 = 10 points
Anonymous No.715831324
>>715831069
Some people simply can't not metafag and if they are not able to play and minmax optimally they throw a shitfit. It's a mental illness.
Anonymous No.715831327
>>715831206
you can see in the background that she's got 3 A ratings and is set to front runner, so…
Anonymous No.715831364 >>715831429
>>715831153
fifth actually, /v/ma, /herse/, horse md and oy neigh are all full
Anonymous No.715831375
>>715830536
fucking grubble-ass designs, no thank you
Anonymous No.715831395 >>715831587
>>715830712
>>715830728
Time to go full BAKUSHIN i guess
Anonymous No.715831404
>>715831106
A few things can happen
>late start
>having an outside starting position
>having 10 Pace Chasers in the race (this is almost always a fucking loss)
Anonymous No.715831421 >>715832518
Gold Ship? More like Whore Ship
Anonymous No.715831429
>>715831364
>oy neigh
kek
Anonymous No.715831431 >>715831902
>>715831069
Failing your objectives because you dont have enough stats for the races is just as bad
Also the rates for the rateup stuff in this game are atrocious, i got 5 SSR cards and not a single kitasan
In something like FGO it was 70% chance to get the rate up unit and 30% to get other shit, i dont know how much it is here but is way worse than mihoyo shit of throwing a coin
Anonymous No.715831440 >>715831551 >>715831556 >>715831646 >>715831736
>>715823745 (OP)
>seller
Isn't this a free to play game or is this about ingame purchases?
Anonymous No.715831517
>>715830285
I got fucked on her banner but I don't care. Already have 10k gems again thanks to the gibs, good rank in pvp, good sparks and I'm not going to do everything I've already done one more time for a single card that both you and I are going to have to borrow for the next 6 months.
Anonymous No.715831530 >>715831609 >>715832197 >>715832343 >>715832657
>join a /v/ uma club
>get kicked
Anonymous No.715831551 >>715831690
>>715831440
one 10-pull, with each of them having a .5 chance of having the item people want costs 20 bucks. You need 200 of them to guarantee 1 (one) item
Anonymous No.715831556 >>715831690
>>715831440
Ingame purchases
Anonymous No.715831567 >>715832525
Anonymous No.715831570
>>715831106
Not enough wits
Anonymous No.715831579 >>715831672 >>715831709 >>715831748 >>715831764 >>715831843 >>715832014 >>715832071 >>715833191 >>715837427
>people on discord charging money so you can follow them for their MLB KItasan

We really live in a society
Anonymous No.715831581 >>715831703
>>715831246
>No! She's a director!!
>These 140cm characters can't be lolis!!
>Lowest they go is middle school!
Dumbfuck.
Anonymous No.715831587
>>715831395
thats the spirit
Anonymous No.715831609 >>715831687
>>715831530
>racial shitposting
/vg/ is just full of brown people aren't they?
Anonymous No.715831620
>>715830285
I don't want to start from ground zero again, simple as. I have a decent stable of trained horses and I'm not doing that over again.
Anonymous No.715831646
>>715831440
Whales contribute all the sales
Anonymous No.715831672
>>715831579
>follow anons who posted their code FOR FREE instead
Anonymous No.715831687
>>715831609
More like it’s exquisite nigh-irresistible bait.
Anonymous No.715831690 >>715831875
>>715831551
I've got zero clue as to what you're talking about, sorry my man.

>>715831556
Oh ok, kinda surprised it overtook Counter-Strike, but at the same time I shouldn't be, since Valve doesn't give a shit about it.
Anonymous No.715831703 >>715840061
>>715831581
i didn't say any of those things, anon. i was making a joke about the image.
Anonymous No.715831709
>>715831579
I refuse to believe this. If that's true they should be getting banned.
Anonymous No.715831736 >>715832013
>>715831440
Steam counts microtransaction purchases like actual sales. Thats why CS2/CSGO is/was always at the top of the topseller charts despite being free. People wasting their money on lootcrates/keys makes way more money than actually selling games.
Anonymous No.715831748 >>715831845
>>715831579
Meanwhile in game you can search for recommended friends and sort by uncap level and find a hundred MLB Kitas for free
Anonymous No.715831764 >>715831857 >>715831967
>>715831579
and some fuckers here want to convince me that
>dude just join the discord you won't find any cards elsewhere
Anonymous No.715831843 >>715832746
>>715831579
Retard tax, I followed 5 different MLB Kitisan accounts for free by just sorting suggested follows.
Anonymous No.715831845
>>715831748
>still coping with borrowing
ngmi, reroll or be bricked
Anonymous No.715831857
>>715831764
>yeah bro - just join discord bro you will not be able to find kitasan mlb users otherwise

Meanwhile two people in the last thread just posted their IDs. Never trust scammers.
Anonymous No.715831875 >>715832013
>>715831690
>I've got zero clue as to what you're talking about, sorry my man.
i'm telling you why it's making so much money, tldr it's an extremely jewish gacha that makes the greediest kikes look good in comparison
Anonymous No.715831902
>>715831431
you're failing because you're bad and don't know how the game works
Anonymous No.715831905 >>715832382
Why do westerners make so ugly art?
Anonymous No.715831907
>do one 10 pull on the alts just because Teio's animation looks cool
>get both regular McQueen AND her alt
Literally the exact opposite of what I wanted but thank you anyway.
Anonymous No.715831948
>>715829202
gacha
Anonymous No.715831967 >>715832101
>>715831764
Global not having any robust searchable web-based friend databases like JP is frankly really funny to me as is the insistence of using trannycord for anything game related in the west.
Anonymous No.715832013
>>715831736
Fair, I just wasn't sure if this was about microtransactions or just dishonestly worded.

>>715831875
>it's an extremely jewish gacha
What is it with gachafags and liking the especially greedy ones? Genshin first, now this?
Anonymous No.715832014
>>715831579
Why? The official server has a ton of people posting their MLB codes all day
Anonymous No.715832068
>>715830138
The only ones I'm missing from the ones I have are Ryan and Winning Ticket, they're allergic to winning.
Anonymous No.715832071 >>715832352
>>715831579
I found a level 50 Kitasan, why would I ever pay?
Anonymous No.715832101 >>715832860
>>715831967
Programming is too hard for gacha addicts. Please understand
Anonymous No.715832192
>>715829059
to be fair if you play all those +4 with ash blossom she doesn't draw shit.
Anonymous No.715832197
>>715831530
>racial shitposting
we Spe fans are quite based.
Anonymous No.715832256
>>715829248
breeding sex with this entire dysfunctional family
Anonymous No.715832260
>>715830285
Kitasan banner was never 0.75.
your gaslight campaign won't work. You're just salty as fuck you didn't get 5 copies in 200 rolls.
Anonymous No.715832306
>>715830389
>cross the street without looking both ways
>an uma going at full speed crashes at you
>her breasts break your neck instantly
living the dream
Anonymous No.715832331
Anonymous No.715832338 >>715832404 >>715832591
>You need to be capable of deadlifting more than 200kg to be able to do this.
Anonymous No.715832339
>>715830847
Who was 16th?
Anonymous No.715832343 >>715832531
>>715831530
>call a white, white
>he wont get offended
>call a black, black
>he wont get offended
>call a brown, brown
>*autistic screeching*
Anonymous No.715832352
>>715832071
Because you’ll eventually need to borrow other things and having not Kitasan bricks your account.
Reroll
Anonymous No.715832382 >>715832458
>>715831905
I'm trying my best anon :<
Anonymous No.715832392
>>715830138
Once you crack the code getting a good ending is pretty much guaranteed unless you get completely fucked by RNG.
I got hit with like 3 fucking mood downs over the course of 3 turns with practice poor an migraine a few times, later on she proceeded to fall of the stairs with more mood down.
Anonymous No.715832404 >>715832591 >>715832646 >>715833282 >>715833804
>>715832338
i simply do not believe you
the 4 foot tall horse cannot weigh 200 kilograms.
Anonymous No.715832418 >>715832843
>>715830536
Orfevre had to get a design change cause his owner was pissed and didn't want his majestic imperial triple crown winning stallion to be portrait as a messy neet-looking girl.
Anonymous No.715832458
>>715832382
If you’re posting on 4chins, you’re probably not who he’s talking about.
Anonymous No.715832518 >>715832724
>>715831421
Whore Ship? More like Mejiro Dober
Anonymous No.715832525
>>715831567
I use to buy a bag a large bag of carrots like this and feed them to horses at a stable. With permission of course.
Anonymous No.715832531
>>715832343
99% of the people who scream about being called brown are SEAtards.
Anonymous No.715832591 >>715833804
>>715832404
>>715832338
this is how you get raped bwo...
Anonymous No.715832646 >>715832701 >>715832957 >>715833804
>>715832404
Shetlands can weigh 400-500 lbs. They're very dense.
Anonymous No.715832657
>>715831530
/v/machads are /v/bermensch and we laugh at /uma/ brownoids.
Anonymous No.715832693
scandalous hussies
Anonymous No.715832701 >>715832748
>>715832646
but she's not a horse. she's a 4 foot tall woman.
Anonymous No.715832724 >>715832782
>>715832518
Dating date with Mejiro Dober as the protagonist.
Anonymous No.715832746
>>715831843
kek I'm glad I'm not the only one who followed like 5 MLB Kitasan anons in case one of them changed up on me
Anonymous No.715832748 >>715832772
>>715832701
>She's not a horse
Anonymous No.715832772
>>715832748
yep. that's what i said.
Anonymous No.715832782
>>715832724
*Dating game
Anonymous No.715832784 >>715832935
>>715830285
you should have posted this BEFORE I spent 130 rolls on this shit banner.
Anonymous No.715832843
>>715832418
Well I guess that explains why is there such a contrast with the original
Anonymous No.715832860
>>715832101
doesn't explain why japan has it?
Anonymous No.715832869 >>715833274 >>715833495 >>715833745
>absolutely obliterate all career goals
>absolutely spill spaghetti in all optional races
this was the best-worst rice shower run ive ever had. thank you whoever told me to invest in stamina
Anonymous No.715832935
>>715832784
rates are public retardbro, just click "Details" in the top-right of a banner
Anonymous No.715832940
>decide to take a break and go back to main menu
> BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Anonymous No.715832946 >>715833032 >>715833169 >>715833173 >>715833296 >>715833308 >>715833324 >>715833694
I managed to get 40k carats and hold onto them for this banner, the result? Absolute fucking trash and not a single Kitasan card, or Fine Motion card, or even Super Creek card
So my question is, since this is my first gacha, how can people deal with this garbage system and still play and play, or even pay absurd amounts of money just to end up getting nothing in return?
Anonymous No.715832957
>>715832646
Trainers pretty casually carry their umas around several times in the game so I don’t think they weigh that much.
The bigger issue is their much much greater physical strength.
Anonymous No.715832959
>daitaku
>daitaku
>daitaku
>daitaku
I'm so fucking sad. These pulls have been absolutely terrible. I haven't MLB any SRs all I get are dupes of the same cards I already own.
Anonymous No.715832984 >>715833149
>>715830285
Kitasan Black in itself was never the main reason to roll. You roll now because

>Kitasan Black is the last good card they add for a while
>the pool is still very small so its easy to MLB cards especiallySR compared to later
>people wanna have a working account/decks so they can roll for the upcoming horse girls without regret
Getting Kitasan or even MLB Kitasan is just a very nice bonus. It means you dont have to pick her with a future choice ticket and instead can focus on other weaknesses once those become available. Kitasan having an inital bad 0.5% split rateup literally doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.715832986
Anime nerds are actually the most gullible, lonely losers in the world lmao
Anonymous No.715832992
>>715831145
I love the Director so much
Anonymous No.715833032
>>715832946
you kys because you're a redditdrone
Anonymous No.715833132
>>715831145
it's okay to sexualize director right she's not a horse girl
Anonymous No.715833149
>>715832984
Don't even bother with these FOMO dumbasses, they unironically think your account is over if it doesn't have Kitasan with at least 2 limit breaks, when the only real reason you'd go hard for Kitasan SPECIFICALLY is because you want to tryhard in pvp.
Anonymous No.715833164 >>715833725
I self inserted as Spica's trainer
I self inserted as Canopus' trainer
I self inserted as NTR's trainer
I self inserted as Fuji and Pokke's trainer
I self inserted as CinGray's trainer
Anonymous No.715833169
>>715832946
It's straight up gambling and the people that pay money are addicted to the high.
Anonymous No.715833173
>>715832946
never roll for what the masses want you to
you can borrow one card and be fine, metafags are only a threat in the pvp mode
Anonymous No.715833175
SHOOT GACHANIGGERS IN THE FACE
Anonymous No.715833191
>>715831579
Just add me for free MLB kita
531309274513
Anonymous No.715833256
kneel at the gachagods
Anonymous No.715833274 >>715833402 >>715833515 >>715833708 >>715837909
>>715832869
>856 skill points

Ehhhhhhh?!!
Anonymous No.715833278 >>715833330
If you don't have Kitasan by the end of this banner's life, you should unironically uninstall. you lost, simple as.
Anonymous No.715833282 >>715833629 >>715833804
>>715832404
Bro...
Anonymous No.715833296
>>715832946
>how can people deal with this garbage system
they don't. japanese gachas have basically died besides uma and FGO which survive from inertia. everyone has moved over to chink and gook gachas which are usually more generous
Anonymous No.715833308
>>715832946
Damn, my condolences. I spent 35k and got 4 Kitas.
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been able to roll any umas for shit. I've gotten like 5 Mejiro Ryans in a row.
Anonymous No.715833324
>>715832946
I mean if you didn't spend anything but your time is it really that bad to not get the bing bing wahoo card? Part of rolling right now was getting the SRs that would make the game playable for a good while. Just borrow from some whale if you still feel like playing
Anonymous No.715833330
>>715833278
this
Anonymous No.715833354
Need 68 tickets. can it be done? be honest.
Anonymous No.715833402 >>715837909
>>715833274
unironically you dont need to use them until ura finals or after you complete career
Anonymous No.715833406
Anonymous No.715833428
Rate my 'eck
Anonymous No.715833470 >>715833720 >>715833821 >>715834124
>pvp doesn't matter

It's the only reliable source of carats after you've exhausted your login bonuses, story mode, and trophies.
Good luck being a pvplet and rolling for future banners when you can't even get enough carats for a spark.
Anonymous No.715833495
>>715832869
>thank you whoever told me to invest in stamina
That could've been me, np m8, enjoy your Rice
Anonymous No.715833513
This early in the game there is little reason to not reroll.
If you have average luck you'll be trading a MLB Special Week for a MLB Kitasan.
This is almost always worth it unless you were exceptionally lucky with what you got with the differences in carots between launch and now.
Anonymous No.715833515
>>715833274
He has Kitasan (The Blacked), that's how powerful the card is, you don't even need to buy skills anymore.
Anonymous No.715833629 >>715833872
>>715833282
anon… you know you're allowed to lift weights heavier than you, right?
and also that 'pushing somebody down' is almost always a consensual activity among both parties? it's not real wrestling, anon…
Anonymous No.715833689
Anonymous No.715833694
>>715832946
>how can people deal with this garbage system and still play and play
Don't be a lucklet
Anonymous No.715833708 >>715837909
>>715833274
skills are mostly just stat buffs. they're a crutch really and not necessary if you have good raw stats.
Anonymous No.715833720
>>715833470
>plays p2w game
>wants to win pvp
>doesn't spend money
lmao
Anonymous No.715833725
>>715833164
>I self inserted as NTR's trainer
Had to double take kek
Anonymous No.715833745 >>715833907
>>715832869
Do you think the lack of skills are why you lost the optional races?
Anonymous No.715833774
>>715823745 (OP)
I'm upset I drew for Kitasan and only got 3 copies. I should just draw for alts
Anonymous No.715833795
In the end, true winners are the anons who play for fun.
Anonymous No.715833804
>>715832404
>>715832646
>>715833282
>>715832591
they are more horse than human in terms of physical strength
Anonymous No.715833806 >>715833887 >>715833913 >>715833927 >>715834113
Why does everyone put C rank trash in their teams, one B rank beats 3 Cs
Anonymous No.715833821 >>715833852 >>715834024 >>715834337
>>715833470
nigger join a good club and do good in careers and you get carats
Anonymous No.715833852
>>715833821
Ideally you want both.
Anonymous No.715833872 >>715834328
>>715833629
>it's not real wrestling
Say what?
Anonymous No.715833887
>>715833806
Filler because team trials are dailies and not everyone has good units in all the slots yet.
Anonymous No.715833907
>>715833745
too many pace chasers means its rng whether or not your horse escapes the pack. I just got unlucky plus low power & wit at the beginning of career
Anonymous No.715833913
>>715833806
to inflate their rating dumb dumb
Anonymous No.715833927 >>715833970
>>715833806
because I only have C girls retard
Anonymous No.715833970 >>715834008 >>715834061
>>715833927
not even C+? what have you even been doing with your TP?
Anonymous No.715833994
>>715823745 (OP)
>here! have some more free crack!
gachaniggers deserve the rope
Anonymous No.715834008
>>715833970
His best
Anonymous No.715834012 >>715834086 >>715834360 >>715835186 >>715837085
Anonymous No.715834024 >>715834078
>>715833821
why the fuck would I gimp my self to only getting carrots from clubs and careers, when I can get carrots from clubs, careers, and pvp, you god damn moron

>bro, why do you want to earn a grand? you're aware you can earn half of that, right?
This is how crazy you sound.
Anonymous No.715834061 >>715834192
>>715833970
>what have you even been doing with your TP?
playing? i unfortunately am an adult and can only finish one career playthough per day at most, i have other shit to do
Anonymous No.715834078 >>715834195
>>715834024
because you're bitching about pvp dumbass
Anonymous No.715834086
>>715834012
Me on the lef-
Anonymous No.715834091
>50 statues away from getting El's cool red coat
why are they so fucking expensive
Anonymous No.715834113 >>715834429
>>715833806
you can beat me in a race, but I'm beating you in points, you retard.

If you get first, and I get second, third, and fourth. I still won.
Anonymous No.715834124
>>715833470
>muh pvp
Good luck sweaty
Anonymous No.715834145 >>715834194 >>715834218 >>715834241
FUCK I FORGOT I HAD THE HOT SPRING TICKET AND I SKIPPED RIGHT THROUGH IT ALL
Anonymous No.715834192
>>715834061
i'm not saying be a tryhard, but if you're at the league where you get 3 horses per team, you should at least have enough sparks and cards to get c+s
i also usually do only one or two careers a day and i've started replacing my c+s with bs
Anonymous No.715834194 >>715834590
>>715834145
you can replay the scene through the events archive
Anonymous No.715834195 >>715834283
>>715834078
I'm not that anon (I'm white, unlike him)
Anonymous No.715834218
>>715834145
I find kinda weird that before races you can't read the log.
Anonymous No.715834241
>>715834145
Bakushined too close to the sun
Anonymous No.715834253
>didn't hit 1200 speed
I've failed her.....
Anonymous No.715834272 >>715835372
Anonymous No.715834283 >>715834369
>>715834195
then why the fuck did you respond to me when I was offering him an alternative to pvp for earning carats. You may be "white" but you got nigger brains
Anonymous No.715834301 >>715834379 >>715834443 >>715834507 >>715834691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuIaN5ixzAU
Anonymous No.715834320
>>715829915
Anonymous No.715834328
>>715833872
Shh don't tell her she is wrestling wrong
Anonymous No.715834337
>>715833821
better strategy would be to spend money
Anonymous No.715834345 >>715834458 >>715834484 >>715834505 >>715834703
What determines how many sparks you get or is that also just random? I see people with like 10 different sparks and I only ever get 2-4.
Anonymous No.715834360
>>715834012
That child kills pedos.
Anonymous No.715834369
>>715834283
t. Brown
Anonymous No.715834379
>>715834301
holy shit she's so fucking flat
she might even be flatter than suzuka
Anonymous No.715834429
>>715834113
I have 10 B-ranks I am not short of points.
Anonymous No.715834443
>>715834301
>won't come out for like 2 years
why live
Anonymous No.715834458
>>715834345
higher star horses give better sparks; for instance, only 3 stars can pass on their uniques. otherwise yeah it's random.
Anonymous No.715834484
>>715834345
luck, but somehow 9 out of 10 of my horses end up with guts spark

curious huh
Anonymous No.715834505
>>715834345
it's random, but if you get 1100+ on an specific stat, you better your odds on getting a 3 star on that stat.
Anonymous No.715834507
>>715834301
>"We" are all "me"... after all
I clapped
Anonymous No.715834563 >>715834589 >>715834606
Is coffee horse in the game?
Anonymous No.715834589 >>715834629
>>715834563
whats her deal anyway
Anonymous No.715834590
>>715834194
Not him but Based I thought I had missed this forever
Anonymous No.715834606
>>715834563
only as a support card.
Anonymous No.715834625 >>715834673 >>715834680 >>715834738 >>715834794 >>715834880
Why do they rig the bingo so hard?
Anonymous No.715834629
>>715834589
made up a tulpa that she can't beat
Anonymous No.715834641
Hachimi
Anonymous No.715834652
>yuri game winning so hard
I thought the age of woke was over?
Anonymous No.715834673
>>715834625
this, the more I play the more I realize Cygames hates its players
Anonymous No.715834680
>>715834625
Because everything else is rigged too.
Anonymous No.715834691
>>715834301
Pokke tummy
Anonymous No.715834703 >>715834731 >>715834970
>>715834345
Pink sparks are randomly selected from each A aptitude your horse has and their number is also completely random.
Anonymous No.715834723
Anonymous No.715834731 >>715834830
>>715834703
what about white sparks?
Anonymous No.715834738
>>715834625
>lands on a shoe
Ahaha~
Anonymous No.715834774 >>715835103 >>715835205
>do a bunch of careers with 100+ speed to try to get a 3* speed spark
>power spark, guts spark, wit spark
let me just get a 3* speed spark already
Anonymous No.715834782
>>715823745 (OP)
streamers and CCs, retard.
Anonymous No.715834784 >>715838024
Manga Super Freak is real
Anonymous No.715834794
>>715834625
>Need support cards to finish the sheet
>20 rolls and never get it
Fuck Bingo
Anonymous No.715834830
>>715834731
Also completely random, but you must've won the race to have a chance of getting a spark from it.
Anonymous No.715834836
I just took a huge Bakushit
Anonymous No.715834853 >>715835428 >>715835538 >>715835713 >>715835723
My team is actually just kinda fucked.
I want to move Taiki to dirt but I legit have no Umas that are above an F in sprinting to replace her with there.
Anonymous No.715834862
FUCK YEAH, 4LB
FUCK YEAH, TOP 1
Anonymous No.715834880 >>715834930 >>715835140
>>715834625
Don't you get an guaranteed after 25 spins?
If you play daily and complete the objectives it should be no problem completing 3 bingos
Anonymous No.715834930
>>715834880
yeah but it's just annoying how obviously rigged it is
Anonymous No.715834970 >>715835264
>>715834703
So you want one stat with 1100 and a few others with 600?
Anonymous No.715835017 >>715835095 >>715835179 >>715835218 >>715835279 >>715835329 >>715835368 >>715835384 >>715835469 >>715835714 >>715835828 >>715835934 >>715836040 >>715836051 >>715836134 >>715836192 >>715836454 >>715836859 >>715836864 >>715838089 >>715839086
How's the localization in this gacha? Saw someone say they loved how they "spiced" it up or something and it's better than Japanese?
Anonymous No.715835057
How did the anime come out over 9000 years before the game, and what was the reaction at the time to horse girls?
Anonymous No.715835095 >>715835560
>>715835017
Memes and mistakes everywhere
Anonymous No.715835103
>>715834774
3* in other stats are preferable so you can do more speed training
Anonymous No.715835116 >>715836262
>>715830612
Bro how do you have that many careers and only 16 good endings? I have like 50 career completes and never lost one. The career is very easy.
Anonymous No.715835140
>>715834880
And? You shouldn't need to reach pity every single time to get a fucking reward.
Anonymous No.715835179 >>715835274 >>715835560
>>715835017
I keep seeing zoomer lingo, so it's not very good
Anonymous No.715835186
>>715834012
Anti lolicon training
Anonymous No.715835205
>>715834774
All I ever get is stamina sparks. It’s starting to get on my nerves, especially since it isn’t like I’m gonna get 1100 stamina.
Anonymous No.715835218 >>715835560
>>715835017
the dialogue is pure reddit lingo, not even kidding, its terrible
Anonymous No.715835241 >>715835416
Can anyone share their friend ids? specially if you still have super creek since I can't fucking pull her
Anonymous No.715835264
>>715834970
Ideally, but you'll most likely only be able to get 3 or 4 above 600 or get 1 above 1100 and 1 more above 600.
Anonymous No.715835274
>>715835179
You mean Daitaku Helios? She's hilarious
Anonymous No.715835279
>>715835017
>The localization is the main reason why the game became popular

LMAOOOO yeah sure fuckturd.
Anonymous No.715835329
>>715835017
People here are going to act like faggots and blindly hate localizers but it's fine.
Anonymous No.715835368
>>715835017
Seems normal to me although some expressions far and between are taking some creative liberties, but the meaning still aims to be the same.
Helios is often posted in screenshots to show "this tl is bad" but the japanese original IS supposed to be a super zoomer that barely anyone understands, that's her joke (and I love it).
Anonymous No.715835372
>>715830116
>>715834272
I wanna kiss this big Ol' head
Anonymous No.715835384 >>715835463 >>715835560
>>715835017
(expected) zoomer lingo for the gyaru sluts like Helios and Tonsen Jordan.

The real bullshit though is Mihono Bourbon clearly calling you "Master" but it's still written as "Trainer"
Anonymous No.715835416 >>715835541
>>715835241
lv 35 if you can't find a better one
917 872 514 062
Anonymous No.715835428 >>715835465
>>715834853
damn dude roll more trainees
Anonymous No.715835458
>>715828570
This is an anime website, you're screaming at people that aren't here.
Anonymous No.715835462 >>715835616
what horse can clear these?
Anonymous No.715835463
>>715835384
also they translated "merry christmas" (clearly being said in english) as "happy holidays"
Anonymous No.715835465
>>715835428
No, every roll goes into Kitasan.
Anonymous No.715835469 >>715836640 >>715836859
>>715835017
Anonymous No.715835503 >>715835859
My god King Halo is beautiful…
Anonymous No.715835521 >>715835585 >>715835809
>>715823745 (OP)
i thought this was a gotcha game? so do you have to buy the game, and then pay real money to gamble in it too?
thats crazy
Anonymous No.715835538 >>715835565
>>715834853
Bro, your king halo? She's a 1 star.
Anonymous No.715835541
>>715835416
Thanks anon
Anonymous No.715835560
>>715835095
>>715835179
>>715835218
>>715835384
Anonymous No.715835565 >>715835623
>>715835538
I don't have her.
Anonymous No.715835585
>>715835521
no? it's a free game
Anonymous No.715835616 >>715835670
>>715835462
Bookmark this for the future
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
Anonymous No.715835623 >>715835689
>>715835565
So roll. She's a 1 star.
Anonymous No.715835670 >>715835729 >>715835792
>>715835616
I would rather you answe my question...
Anonymous No.715835689 >>715835772
>>715835623
No, I only have 1 Kitasan I have to keep pulling her banner until it's over.
Anonymous No.715835713
>>715834853
move mayano to sprint. and taiki to dirt. Try and roll a nice nature or king halo to put in medium. it shouldnt be difficult to get either of them
Anonymous No.715835714
>>715835017
literally the worst shit imaginable. every character talks like an annoying fucking zoomer
Anonymous No.715835719 >>715835967
What's the loli bride thing i have heard about? Is that really true? This fucking game has loli brides?
Anonymous No.715835723 >>715835782
>>715834853
Get Vodka to B rank
Anonymous No.715835729
>>715835670
Teach man fish once
Anonymous No.715835754 >>715835895 >>715836206
I just did a Nattie run where I absolutely shat on Teio at every opportunity and now she's haunting me into Teio's career.
Anonymous No.715835771
>>715829609
you can't rape your wife
Anonymous No.715835772
>>715835689
Anon, every new trainee you pull refunds their carats in free story stuff and the missions you get for raising them to bond level 1/getting X good endings.
Anonymous No.715835774
hate gacha games
luv watching normalfags seethe about anime games.

go Uma Musume go
Anonymous No.715835782 >>715836059
>>715835723
But I despise Vodka....
Every run she fucks up and gets mood downs and fails 5% trainings.
Anonymous No.715835792
>>715835670
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach him to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.
Anonymous No.715835809
>>715835521
If you are paying anything that is a skill issue
Anonymous No.715835828
>>715835017
AI would have been a direct upgrade to this localization
Anonymous No.715835835
Got my MLB Kitasan Blacku, now I need a new card to borrow. Very sad.
Anonymous No.715835859
>>715835503
i want to drink that water
Anonymous No.715835883 >>715835945 >>715835962
idgi
Anonymous No.715835895 >>715836059 >>715836168
>>715835754
>pace
you can win every op race with every uma by going front, saves you restarting a career
Anonymous No.715835901
I guess I'm too white to get Kitasan Black.
It's over.
Anonymous No.715835934 >>715835959 >>715836020 >>715838024
>>715835017
googoo babies is pure trannylation
Anonymous No.715835945
>>715835883
A dog walks into a bar.
Anonymous No.715835957 >>715836152
Anonymous No.715835959 >>715836029
>>715835934
post the jp version to compare
Anonymous No.715835962
>>715835883
Anonymous No.715835967
>>715835719
of course, it's made by cygames after all
Anonymous No.715836013 >>715836265
How does one train a Grass Wonder?

Balanced Speed/stamina/power ratio like 1:1:1 or 2:1:1 or 1.5:1:1.5 ?
Anonymous No.715836020
>>715835934
I bet the original is something like "Torena, let's play babies!" or something, like it's a big difference kek
Anonymous No.715836029 >>715836116 >>715836565 >>715840314
>>715835959
Anonymous No.715836040
>>715835017
I'm so glad I can enjoy things unlike the rest of the bitter faggots on this site. It's literally fine.
Anonymous No.715836045
Making 1 or 2 star characters wear the same default outfit is cancer because I have to roll more trainees to raise a single star rank, but I can’t roll for too many trainees because I have to fucking roll for stupid ass support cards. Now every win feels cheaper for my low star trainee because she isn’t wearing the outfit unique to her. Just fuck my ass atp.
Anonymous No.715836051
>>715835017
can barely read it for 5 lines without cringing
Anonymous No.715836059
>>715835782
Failing careers is a skill issue, you have everything you need to win.
>>715835895
Pace is perfectly acceptable and you shouldn't go front with that horse
Anonymous No.715836076
Anonymous No.715836091
>>715829915
h-hayai
Anonymous No.715836116 >>715836202
>>715836029
I can't read japanese
Anonymous No.715836134
>>715835017
I've tried to read every character's storyline but its just terrible fucking writing. I've only liked Bakushin so far. The rest is pure cringe zoomer slop, specially Goldship, I had high expectations of her and she's just an unfunny zoomer.
Anonymous No.715836152
>>715835957
Studying reproduction with Agnes Tachyon, can human/horse girl pairing produce good blue sparks?
Anonymous No.715836168 >>715836214 >>715836381 >>715836703
>>715835895
Pace feels like the absolute worst position in the game. You always end up getting boxed in.
Anonymous No.715836192
>>715835017
dialogue is likely the worst part of this game
Anonymous No.715836202 >>715836330
>>715836116
We have GPT, anon, copy and paste it, and translate it.
Anonymous No.715836206 >>715837568
>>715835754
Same position too
Anonymous No.715836214 >>715836519
>>715836168
somebody has not spent five fucking career modes trying to get a late surger to win a single non-required race.
Anonymous No.715836219
>nooooo why do the autistic zoomers talk like autistic zoomers
Anonymous No.715836262
>>715835116
that number doesn't include duplicates, retardbro...
Anonymous No.715836265 >>715836350
>>715836013
Please respond
Anonymous No.715836273 >>715836353
So I've played the game about 3 hours and won some races. What's the mid-term/long-term gameplay loop outside of training and races? I guess you level up supports, and I saw a menu where you can get more stars for your trainees. What else do you grind for?
Anonymous No.715836286
about to start a cowgirl run, do I just run speed and power cards or what?
Anonymous No.715836326 >>715836491 >>715836681
the game is unironically fun and they girls are cute
Anonymous No.715836330
>>715836202
>"Hello, Topner-san, today I'm going out to play and do some work."
While it's different, it could simply be an earlier part of the event, not convinced.
Anonymous No.715836334 >>715836562
This game is honestly too hard for me. I can't do it. Losing simulator, it's too much bare. I'm giving up, and cutting my losses. Glad I didn't spend any $ on it though.
Anonymous No.715836350 >>715836418
>>715836265
She's a late, so power
Anonymous No.715836353 >>715836453
>>715836273
>what's the gameplay loop outside of the gameplay loop
Upgrading shit is just a placebo, if you don't like the gameplay loop just uninstall.
Anonymous No.715836379 >>715836517
I rolled for kitasan and have her as well as other SSR and SR cards. What should I do with my R cards? Should I just turn them into cleats or are there any I should keep? I have no plans to do pvp nor pay money I just like to play career and watch the races.
Anonymous No.715836381 >>715839765
>>715836168
>train late surger
>she tries to piledrive her ass straight through the entire pack
>comes in 14th as the favourite
Anonymous No.715836418
>>715836350
power higher than speed, which is then higher than stamina?

I don't know if she's long racer or medium. Thank you btw
Anonymous No.715836440
Anonymous No.715836453 >>715836517 >>715837051
>>715836353
I like the core gameplay loop, I just feel like I don't understand the rest of it yet.
Anonymous No.715836454
>>715835017
it's fine for modern standards, some meme words and bad localization here and there but it generally sticks to the source while doing an okay job at translating things like rudolph dad jokes and Helios/Agnes Digital zoomer lingo, people complaining about the dialogue would have the same complains if it was a 1/1 AI translation because thats just how the japs make these things.
For a truly terrible translation just look at Relink
Anonymous No.715836491 >>715836539
>>715836326
I want to put my penis inside of her womb.
Anonymous No.715836517 >>715837838
>>715836379
only turn duplicates after maxing them into cleats
>>715836453
Oh, then yeah, you gotta do careers to get shoes and some other thingies which let you upgrade your 1 and 2 stars into 3 stars, which then unlocks their true outfit AND their unique skill (with a personalized animation)
Anonymous No.715836519 >>715836626
>>715836214
I got Vodka to do it fine first try. I still haven't beaten a single career using pace. I always get fucking boxed in no matter the power or the wit.
Anonymous No.715836539
>>715836491
I don't think you have to go that deep in, anon
Anonymous No.715836562
>>715836334
Ganbare anon
Anonymous No.715836565 >>715838116
>>715836029
that's clearly baby talk anon you don't know japanese
Anonymous No.715836575 >>715836618 >>715836678 >>715836686 >>715836713 >>715836829 >>715836832 >>715837842
Are there any panty shots in this or tits jiggling or is it just really safe game? Nothing problematic?
Anonymous No.715836598
Has anyone made up a Pie O My uma design?
Anonymous No.715836618
>>715836575
its safe so just go away, coomernig
Anonymous No.715836626
>>715836519
i personally am convinced that some late surgers(vodka, ryan) actually run the outside more frequently than others and thus don't get boxed out as much as, say, king halo or matikanefukukitarou
whether this holds or not, i cannot say.but it seems to be the case.
Anonymous No.715836640 >>715836753
>>715835469
Made me kek, here you go, Anon.
Anonymous No.715836678
>>715836575
roll for the big american ume and have fun
Anonymous No.715836681
>>715836326
Me on my 11th Uma.
Anonymous No.715836686
>>715836575
lots of tit bouncing, but all the girls wear bloomers or shorts under their dresses
Anonymous No.715836703 >>715836792
>>715836168
You automatically do better than late and end unless you run out of stamina, you want double circles on stamina, speed and power
Anonymous No.715836713
>>715836575
tits jiggle a lot at the most minimal movements
there's no pantyshots because everyone's wearing spats (duh, they're racing) but a character wears a leotard which is the closest to panties so far, no idea about upcoming characters though
upskirt shorts are very common during races if you use a certain camera mode
there is onsen scenes for every single playable character
Anonymous No.715836728
>First time i got Kitasan twice was in 15 rerolls
i dunno if this is worth ditching a Fine Motion + Super Creek + Vodka account with a bunch of nice SR uncaps
Biko Pegasus to go along with Kitasan is nice i guess
Anonymous No.715836753
>>715836640
>amigxs
How to get hate crimed by a latin person.
Anonymous No.715836792
>>715836703
anon, literally everybody wants double circles in stamina, speed, and power, those are the three stats that matter most.
Anonymous No.715836829
>>715836575
the tits are VERY bouncy
Anonymous No.715836832
>>715836575
Anonymous No.715836859 >>715837040
>>715835469
>>715835017

Makes me wonder if the translation team could have talked about ceviches or lomo saltado instead of tacos and CyGames would have been good with it
Anonymous No.715836864 >>715837098 >>715837175 >>715837731
>>715835017
As someone who's not a japanese zealot it feels fine. I like some quirky lines like "Goldshi is getting boredshi". Some of the dialogue is cringe but the game is about winning the fucking "Twinkle series" I feel like by design it's supposed to be aimed at little girls

The only thing that bothers me is Mihono not calling you Master(probably from americoid zeitgeist reasons) and them not saying "merry christmas" when it's a game that happens in Japan and they celebrate christmas. Hell if I played a chinese game and they celebrated lunar new year I would have no issue with it. Same as any other cultural holiday.
>"Ohhh ummm acknowledging christmas exists is problematic"
No it isn't you retard.
Anonymous No.715836925
>>715823745 (OP)
they trick simpletons into paying money for them
Anonymous No.715837040
>>715836859
>Condor talking about eating roasted rats whole and living in fucking mars
would be funny but she's been a mexican since the anime aires
Anonymous No.715837051 >>715837838
>>715836453
You'll want to join a club and do team trials (pvp) eventually.
Stuff you can do: Daily races, Team Trials, Legend Races (when those are up), when you do any of those you can activate a "daily sale" which sells star pieces, in the club Shop you can also use your Club points to buy Star Pieces. You can use star pieces not just to increase the star rank of an uma (if they become 3 stars they get a new outfit and Unique Skill), you can also use those star pieces to UNLOCK Umas you don't have yet. But mostly the advantage of clubs is getting free carats when the rank is high enough.

In career mode you can complete runs to accumulate fans (to rank up your club) Event Points (to get rewards for the current main event) inspiration sparks (to make your next career run/PVP more powerful) get monies (so you can level up your support cards and characters), etc
Anonymous No.715837085
>>715834012
>black dummy
Anonymous No.715837098
>>715836864
The Christmas one is very odd, considering stories/careers hit alot harder on it than others that you really wonder why they were avoiding Christmas.
Anonymous No.715837113
It only took me like 15 rolls and 90 minutes or so to get 3 kitas, then I got a 4th after a bit of playing
Anonymous No.715837175 >>715837415 >>715837550 >>715837614 >>715838038
>>715836864
i played both, there's a lot of weird shit changed for no reason.
for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogue, localizers just straight rewrote her to do that.
cygames localization was already caught using AI translation, they once tweeted a picture of their localizer's work desk and they had AI translation tool shortcuts on their desktop lmao.
at this point they just AI translate shit and rewrite it after however they please, granblue had this annoying shit too (everyone noticed the relink localization was bad).
Anonymous No.715837243
pink ticket my savior
Anonymous No.715837317 >>715837575
Uhhh Kita-san??
Anonymous No.715837368
>>715828353
>toe ring
what a slut
Anonymous No.715837387
>>715829205
Good job, Anon! Hopefully you're aware of all the other games you've given kernal-level access to!
Anonymous No.715837415
>>715837175
>for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogue, localizers just straight rewrote her to do that.

She should do that this is a bueno change
Anonymous No.715837427 >>715837523
>>715831579
MLB Kitas are everywhere though, meanwhile I'm still searching for MLB super creek
Anonymous No.715837438
>>715829205
>gacha game doesn't want you to hack the game currency
>somehow this is shocking
I know steam trannies are ill but lol
Anonymous No.715837523
>>715837427
i got 1LB creek while trying to get more kitas lol
Anonymous No.715837524 >>715837587 >>715837643 >>715837663 >>715840120
I fucking hate Teio's career
>Focus on speed and power
>You can only dream about long races and rain is a death sentence
>Focus on stamina
>Oh sorry, looks like your Uma couldn't break out of the pack, try investing more into power
>Focus on power and stamina
>Looks like your Uma couldn't catch up, try investing more into speed
FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.715837550
>>715837175
>for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogue, localizers just straight rewrote her to do that.
Why would you say that's a "random" change, that's like the epitome of a change that has a logical reason.
Anonymous No.715837568
>>715836206
Would be perfect if she came in third
Anonymous No.715837575
>>715837317
It's over. You got picked.
Anonymous No.715837587
>>715837524
>listening to green woman
Anonymous No.715837614
>>715837175
>for example, el condor pasa doesn't speak a single lick of random spanish in her dialogue
She literally says shit like "hola" in the one word/phrase she says during careers
Anonymous No.715837621 >>715837868
wish me luck, bros
Anonymous No.715837643
>>715837524
i only did speed and stamina and got the good ending.
Just borrow someones kita bro
Anonymous No.715837660 >>715837759 >>715837864
Also if anyone knows, did my matikanefukukitaru turf spark didn't pass down? or one is not enough to go from A to S?
Anonymous No.715837663 >>715837865 >>715837958
>>715837524
You forgot that her ult skill is trash as well.

Just get Anime Teio and save yourself a headache
Anonymous No.715837701
Is Gold City a horse I can get at some point?
Anonymous No.715837731
>>715836864
>the game is about winning the fucking "Twinkle series" I feel like by design it's supposed to be aimed at little girls
I think Twinkle Series is just a bit of engrish, like they thought about calling it "All Stars Series" or "Star Series" but went for something less literal, thus Twinkle Series stuck.
Anonymous No.715837759 >>715837942 >>715838061
>>715837660
not all sparks trigger on every inspiration event, it's completely possible you just missed the turf spark every time.
Anonymous No.715837761 >>715838768
>>715827421
the anime came out in 2018 but the game was later
Anonymous No.715837764
Anonymous No.715837804 >>715837830 >>715837859
how do you get a race type to evolve into S rank?
Anonymous No.715837830 >>715837989
>>715837804
spark
Anonymous No.715837836
>pulled one more Kita with the 1500 free pull
Ony one to go..
Anonymous No.715837838
>>715837051
>>715836517
Very naisu, thanks for explaining anons.
Anonymous No.715837842
>>715836575
Super Creek gives you a splendid view of her creek when you win
Anonymous No.715837859 >>715837989
>>715837804
legacies and inspiration
Anonymous No.715837864 >>715837942 >>715838061
>>715837660
Did you see it trigger in the first place? Not all sparks get triggered during inspiration events and the chance of inheriting something is impacted by affinity.
Anonymous No.715837865
>>715837663
>Just get Anime Teio and save yourself a headache
I would if I didn't spend everything on Kitasan.
Anonymous No.715837868 >>715837914 >>715837951
>>715837621
Oguri is canonically futa and a top
Anonymous No.715837909
>>715833274
>>715833402
>>715833708
I am actually a dogshit trainer.
Anonymous No.715837914
>>715837868
i think you should kill yourself.
Anonymous No.715837942
>>715837759
There's one more layer of RNG on this fucking hell
>>715837864
I thought they always passed down, so I skip inspirations
Anonymous No.715837951 >>715838041
>>715837868
>troon sausage fingers typed this post
Anonymous No.715837952
I chuckled
https://x.com/YuiDeArgentina/status/1945951067935474101
Anonymous No.715837958
>>715837663
I love how the anime skills play music along with the activation. Makes it feel exciting.
Anonymous No.715837989 >>715838045 >>715838097
>>715837830
>>715837859
yeah but how many sparks? is a 2 star Turf enough for S rank, assuming you're A rank by default?
Anonymous No.715838024
>>715834784
>>715835934
Anonymous No.715838038
>>715837175
El Condor says both spanish and engrish in the anime and the voiced VN sections in the game.
I guess they added a bit more spanish but eh, it's already part of her character.
Anonymous No.715838041 >>715838201
>>715837951
Sorry it's true, your ass is about to get pounded. She's literally the Goku of Umamusume.
Anonymous No.715838045 >>715838093
>>715837989
i don't know
Anonymous No.715838061
>>715837759
>>715837864
Forgot to thank you for the info, thank you
Anonymqus No.715838072
>>715829205
and yet i'm still cheating
Anonymous No.715838089 >>715838168
>>715835017
>character says menu
>text says regimen
wtf fucking trannylators
Anonymous No.715838093
>>715838045
Steve!
Anonymous No.715838097
>>715837989
I think 2 star is 3% to get S
Anonymqus No.715838113
>>715829609
we need more of this desu
Anonymous No.715838116 >>715838196
>>715836565
no it isn't and you don't know japanese
Anonymous No.715838139 >>715838223 >>715838309 >>715838384 >>715839925
post your spe-chans! You did pull spe-chan ...right?
Anonymous No.715838140 >>715838504
How long until the gibs dry up?
I'm still 10.5k away from pity
Anonymous No.715838168
>>715838089
calling it a menu makes makes me hungry though, so this is a good change.
Anonymous No.715838196 >>715838398 >>715839000
>>715838116
yes it is retard, that でゅね is how you speak to babies and little kids
Anonymous No.715838201 >>715838389
>>715838041
the shitty anime bastardized her that way
Anonymous No.715838223
>>715838139
I pulled 3 and I haven't used her once. I fucking hate her.
Anonymous No.715838228 >>715838291 >>715839023
Fuck, my 57 memory unravelling failed.

Debating if I should abandon ship or just settle and go againe.
Anonymous No.715838271
kino
Anonymous No.715838278
heh
Anonymous No.715838291 >>715838336 >>715838393 >>715838454
>>715838228
Wait fuck, this is the wrong tab. I posted in the wrong gambling casino game thread. Oh well, leave it here cause thread over anyways.
Anonymous No.715838309 >>715838395 >>715838514
>>715838139
She's so god damn boring.
Anonymous No.715838336 >>715838435
>>715838291
cut down on your addictions
Anonymous No.715838353
Anonymous No.715838384
>>715838139
uhh here you go
only did her career once
Anonymous No.715838389 >>715838552
>>715838201
The anime is an adaptation of a highly prestigious manga and she's also a finely tuned emotionless racing and eating machine from the sticks in the game.
Anonymous No.715838393 >>715838485 >>715838502
>>715838291
Is that diablo?
Anonymous No.715838395
>>715838309
That's why I pulled for TEIO CHAN instead
Anonymous No.715838398 >>715838476
>>715838196
no it isn't and that's not what she's doing
Anonymous No.715838435
>>715838336
Anonymous No.715838454 >>715838797
>>715838291
>gambling addict is also browsing the anime girl horse racing thread
you can't make this shit up kek
Anonymous No.715838476 >>715838664
>>715838398
you don't know japanese anon you don't have to double down
Anonymous No.715838485
>>715838393
Nta but kt's path of exile, the most autistic capitalism simulator ever made
Anonymous No.715838502
>>715838393
Path of Exile (1), which is basically the same thing.
Anonymous No.715838504
>>715838140
you'll get 3k-4k more gibs if you trophy hunt and do story mode.
after that pray for more gibs and grind challenges
Anonymous No.715838514 >>715838715
>>715838309
Heard you talking shit
Anonymous No.715838552 >>715839116 >>715839523
>>715838389
the anime and manga is an ad for the game and only includes and handful of horses from the roster so they naturally had to ham up their personalities. What it did is damage the image of the game and western pirates roll for anime girls instead of prestigious horses like what the japanese do
Anonymous No.715838594 >>715838693
I'm only good, sometimes, at training Pace Chasers. I can't for the life of me get a Late Surger to go and I haven't tried an End Closer yet.
Anonymous No.715838652
Having indecent relationships with your horse wives
Anonymous No.715838660
>>715830086
you don't have to convince me twice
Anonymous No.715838664 >>715838795
>>715838476
You don't know japanese and you're excusing horrible localization because it might make the global version look bad
Anonymous No.715838665 >>715838728 >>715838737 >>715838782 >>715838791
okay but which one of these horse girls is actually a lesbian
Anonymous No.715838693
>>715838594
Take the gold pill
Anonymous No.715838706 >>715838772
How would you go about raising an all debuff Uma? What cards do you run and what stats are you also training?
Anonymous No.715838715
>>715838514
The Supreme KKKommander of Japan...
Anonymous No.715838728
>>715838665
straight women don't exist
Anonymous No.715838737
>>715838665
none of them. they're all horny for me, specifically.
Anonymous No.715838761
Is it circles then triangle then line?
Anonymous No.715838768
>>715837761
They were supposed to come out around the same time but the game got delayed, apparently until 2021 which is crazy.
Anonymous No.715838772 >>715838853
>>715838706
the rice shower SSR is full of debuffs, nice nature is a natural at them, train wit
Anonymous No.715838782 >>715838845 >>715839784
>>715838665

Agnes Digital
Anonymous No.715838791
>>715838665
Like actually a dyke and not yuribait? Probably none of them. I guess Helios is the closest cause of her hyper fixation on Ruby but that's also a lore thing.
Anonymous No.715838795 >>715838982
>>715838664
i love how you just keep going
>no u!!!!!!!
when it's right there in the fuckass screenshot. That use of chu instead of just su is baby talk anon.
Just stop you're giving me second hand embarrassment
Anonymous No.715838797
>>715838454
I have to meticulously shape and influence odds in my favour so as to achieve the outcomes I desire. POE has all the trappings of a casino with only a fraction of the life damaging potential.
Anonymous No.715838845 >>715838875 >>715839004 >>715839045 >>715839049
>>715838782
Is she related to Tachyon?
Anonymous No.715838853
>>715838772
I only have R Rice Shower card atm. Any other cards full of debuffs I can use? Though I'm sure there's a better deck building for it I don't know yet.
Anonymous No.715838875 >>715839164
>>715838845
yes you retard
Anonymous No.715838982 >>715839169
>>715838795
I like how you insist you're correct but the horrible localization is right there for everyone to see and talk down to everyone like people don't know japanese
Anonymous No.715839000 >>715839183
>>715838196
That other guy is indeed an idiot but translating γ§γ‘γ‚…γ­ιŠγ³ into goo goo babies is absolutely tranny behavior, same with all the other complete bullshit the troon changed in his localization.
Anonymous No.715839004
>>715838845
Wiki said they had the same owner
Anonymous No.715839023 >>715839105
>>715838228
lol, lmao even, how's poe?
been ages since I played it. It's the optimization still shit?
Anonymous No.715839045
>>715838845
Same jockey/owner I think, they are not related.
Anonymous No.715839049
>>715838845
Nope. They have the same Agnes name but they aren't actually related, there are a few horses like that. They did have the same owner irl though.
Anonymous No.715839086 >>715839148 >>715839202 >>715839487
>>715835017
The replies to this post are literally the first time I've ever heard anyone complain about the translation.
Anonymous No.715839105 >>715839225
>>715839023
>It's the optimization still shit?
Good news, it's worse than ever.
Anonymous No.715839116
>>715838552
>What it did is damage the image of the game and western pirates roll for anime girls instead of prestigious horses like what the japanese do
What the fuck is this larp lmao
Horse history is interesting but a lot of people only started to care because they saw girls in the first place, a hook was needed and there's nothing wrong with that.
Anonymous No.715839148
>>715839086
no one ever asked me before what I thought about this dogshit writing.
Anonymous No.715839157 >>715839319
Mejiro Palmer barely got any scenes with the other Mejiro horses in the second season, but she is apparently a part of that family.
Anonymous No.715839164
>>715838875
Haha get fucked, I have more knowledge now
Anonymous No.715839169
>>715838982
>still no argument
that is baby talk and that is the objective truth.
Whether the translation to "googoo babies" is good or not does not change the fact that she is doing baby talk in japanese.
Anonymous No.715839183 >>715839338
>>715839000
Explain to me how the fuck are you supposed to translate this (same thing that Creek talks about)

https://youtu.be/5stG46MLow4?t=267
Anonymous No.715839202
>>715839086
Because most people just skip through everything after the first read, if they even read it in the first place.
Anonymous No.715839213 >>715839280 >>715839359
would you let this stinky otaku near your umas?
Anonymous No.715839218 >>715839293 >>715839675 >>715839778 >>715839991
How bricked am i bros
Anonymous No.715839225
>>715839105
funny, if it wasn't for the abysmal optimization I would still play poe, a huge shame and I really don't wanna start a fifth account
Anonymous No.715839280
>>715839213
the way she acts i don't think she'd let herself near my umas, so it's fine
Anonymous No.715839293 >>715839331 >>715839465
>>715839218
You're set and good to go.
Anonymous No.715839319 >>715839364
>>715839157
Palmer considers herself to be the black sheep of the Mejiros and constantly compared herself to the rest of her refined and ladylike family.
Anonymous No.715839331 >>715839409 >>715840451
>>715839293
Why is Fine Motion so good?
Anonymous No.715839338 >>715839616
>>715839183
you translate it literally with tonal shifts instead of shoehorning a western expression. Wow, that was easy
Anonymous No.715839359
>>715839213
She feels like the Tomoko of Umamusume.
Anonymous No.715839364 >>715839520
>>715839319
as compared to buff tomboy one with a pixie cut?
Anonymous No.715839409
>>715839331
it's not and that's the shitty r*ddit reroll guide made to misinform new players
Anonymous No.715839465 >>715839526
>>715839293
>stamina mejiro mcqueen
>A
Yeah, this image is bait.

Go ahead, compare SSR Mcqueen to any SR Stamina and tell me where does she excel at:
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
Anonymous No.715839487
>>715839086
The curse of English localization. Nobody will play the game untranslated, but then everyone will take every minor change to the script so severely you'd think Cygames killed their family The christmas shit is fucking weird though
Anonymous No.715839520
>>715839364
Ryan, despite her tomboy tendencies, still knows her place/position and can act like it
Anonymous No.715839523
>>715838552
>the anime and manga is an ad for the game
Cinderella Gray is a highly rated seinen published alongside Kingdom and Real in the same magazine, no it definitely isn't. Only Pretty Derby is.
Anonymous No.715839526 >>715839590 >>715839714
>>715839465
she excels at being free, dumbass
why do you think the free haru and special week are so high up
Anonymous No.715839590 >>715839751
>>715839526
the free haru is not even free, the haru is there because she's actually great, fucking use her you moron.
Anonymous No.715839616
>>715839338
if you are so great, then make a better translation for it.
Anonymous No.715839675
>>715839218
kill yourself
Anonymous No.715839714
>>715839526
the free haru isn't even useful until a certain career scenario comes out. The image is reddit quality dogshit
Anonymous No.715839747 >>715839917 >>715840074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXIk5Yu1bUs
Anonymous No.715839751 >>715839789 >>715839812 >>715839935
>>715839590
How is a guts card good
Anonymous No.715839765
>>715836381
>he fell for the late surger meme
Anonymous No.715839778
>>715839218
hang yourself
Anonymous No.715839784
>>715838782
Me
Anonymous No.715839789
>>715839751
10% race bonus for MANT
Anonymous No.715839812
>>715839751
she has good passives
Anonymous No.715839870 >>715840000
But why is she mambo?
Anonymous No.715839917
>>715839747
i was expecting a joke... or something.
Anonymous No.715839925 >>715840005 >>715840109 >>715840146
>>715838139
Been trying to fish a 9 star stamina spe but it's hard getting to the 1200 with my current cards, I'm also out of money currency.
Anonymous No.715839935
>>715839751
good for you to poop on. People suggesting you plug it in for URA finale are shitters
Anonymous No.715839991
>>715839218
reroll shit cards
Anonymous No.715840000
>>715839870
Why aren't you?
Anonymous No.715840005
>>715839925
>special needs week
Ick…
Anonymous No.715840061
>>715831703
My apologies for assuming you meant to deny it, FAGGOT
Anonymous No.715840074
>>715839747
>It's literally just the stonetoss comic but drawn out
Anonymous No.715840109
>>715839925
you only need 1100 for the increased chance of a spark
Anonymous No.715840120
>>715837524
What pisses me off the most is that she has so many of those positioning abilities yet still somehow finds a way to get stuck behind a mob uma on the inner side of the final corner.
Anonymous No.715840146
>>715839925
damn that's probably the best special week I've seen so far
Anonymous No.715840248
>>715839954

>>715839954
Anonymous No.715840314
>>715836029
so it's supposed to be
>you sure wanna pway today, wittle twainer-saaaaaan
Anonymous No.715840442
>>715828509
Anonymous No.715840451
>>715839331
Good skills, good events, gives practice perfect early, gives more wit and training with with her restores more energy.