Thread 715907506

Nintendo did it again

>>715907506 (OP)
I legit want it to be Pauline Jr., and then she gets training from Mario and she sets off on her own adventure. Sadl, this might be the only time we see her because she's just regular old Pauline.

>>715907506 (OP)
I just think the pants looks awful for the dress.

>I know what will improve out game!
>put in an annoying woman that talks all the time!
Must remind tendies of their mothers.

why her butt so big

made some absolute garbage for babies again?
yes

>>715907506 (OP)
Did what? not worth getting the console yet

>>715907506 (OP)
i thought the game coming out would mean some more variety in the webms of her but you keep posting the same ones

did we go back in time to the wii era?

>>715907506 (OP)
she would look better in bike shorts and shoes than in baggy jeans and barefoot

>>715909773
no one actually owns the game

>>715911543

I do.

Sloppy rough facefuck with black tears and mascara running down her face and her puking all over herself.

>>715907506 (OP)
Why is she so fat

>>715907506 (OP)
>give me a beat
Don't mind if I do

>>715908787
Eric!
Why must you insult Mario's daughter?

it's sad they relied on pedo bait to get people to buy this game

they had no trust in DK selling on it's own merit

>>715907620
You're the same people that wanted Kranky Kong to be original DK after retirement.
It's retarded and is unnecessary fluff for the sake of it.

>>715913028
Only the fucking deranged nintencultists of this shithole are desperate enough to try to fit in by copying dopuniru style posting think like that about this ugly troll looking bitch.

>>715913384
Why did you reply to yourself, Eric?
Stop replying to yourself.
Look at how Pauline III is jumping like Mario.

Cranky Kong is not arcade DK. DKC takes place before the arcade game.

>>715913568
Eric, stop arguing in bad faith.

>>715913635
You never have a proper rebuttal.

>>715913753
I do have a proper rebuttal.

>>715913534
why did they make dk a literal drooling retard

>>715914218
They did not, Eric.
You don't actually believe that.

>>715914218
Too many basednanas

>>715911543
I own two copies and I am playing it all my free time, ain't nobody got time to make webms little nigga

I believe that Pauline III is a Homo-Nintendonus, just like her dad, Mario.

Is it true that Mario’s family from the movie is from internal rough drafts at Nintendo for a Mario family?

>>715913534
>Erik
more nintencultist mentally ill shit

>>715914695
You are Eric, and you will understand that Mario's daughter will sell more Switch 2 units.

>>715912990
Would mario or pauline really let their daughters roam around the streets wearing rags trying to get money with street performances?
It's obviously a younger Pauline

>>715907506 (OP)
healthy

>>715907506 (OP)
my daughterslut...

>>715907506 (OP)
is this the daily snoy cope thread?

>>715913568
I’ve never seen anyone claim this

>>715912990
Wait, doesn't this mean mario and nu-pauline are cousins?

>>715914845
No, I think Pauline just decided to hang out on the street.
She said that she likes running around without shoes.

Here's your future mayor, bro.

I will never get over that Pauline is a politician. I don't know why that sticks with me so much.

>>715915136
Jumpman Giuseppe is not related to Mario Mario, or any of his family members.
It is possible that Mario and Giuseppe are friends, and Mario helped Giuseppe move Cranky Kong in his cage in the Donkey Kong Jr. game.

>>715914218
The kongs were always drooling retards, it's just now dk looks like a metrosexual zoomer.

>>715913534
where are her shoes?

>>715915497
She says that she likes running around without shoes.

>>715913202
He literally is

Mario's dad is friends with Giuseppe, Giuseppe married Lady Pauline, while Mario's dad married Mario's mom.
Giuseppe is not related to any of the Marios.

>>715914968
Bananza staff said to think about the lore decisions basically. I thought about it, and that’s the only thing that makes sense.

>>715913028
Certainly.

>>715907506 (OP)
Why Nintendo gave her such wide hips?

>>715916648
She’s 13, not 5.

It’s a prequel, idiots.

>>715914342
>basednanas
lmao, audibly chuckled

>>715915869
Nintendo never considered that canon.

Nindian thread

>>715907506 (OP)
So where's the emulator?

>>715914869
>healthy

>>715915196
Isn't this supposed to be Billy Mitchel's waifu? Don't mess with him.

>>715908947
Why is she barefoot? Her feet are so cute

>>715907506 (OP)
Overshadowed by the kremling prince

>>715919170
Where does K. Rool fit into all this?

she has wide hips for a child

>>715907620
Why are you speaking like we don't know that's not the case? The game is out bro, this is the same Pauline as we've always had.

>>715912990
Jumpman is not a real separate character. The characters in the 1981 Donkey Kong arcade game are named Mario, Donkey Kong and Pauline as stated by Nintendo.

>>715918971
>Isn't this supposed to be Billy Mitchel's waifu?
Source?

so when is square enix announcing balan bananzaworld

>>715919096
yeah

>>715920786
She is not the same Pauline.

>>715919170
look at those tits

>>715920915
Why do you disregard statements by Nintendo themselves???

This retard may be even more annoying than that Stellar Blade spammer.

>>715912873
Based ryona enjoyer

>>715920948
autism

>>715920857
Well Mario's dad can't be the one to save Lady Pauline unless he broke up with her and married Mario's mom instead.
Mario and Mayor Pauline are not biologically related.

>>715920915
>playful pose and language
>stocky proportions
>round, fat face
>thick eyebrows
because she's a child
and she has superpowers for the plot

>>715907506 (OP)
Someone should let Visa/Mastercard know about this loli character. Nintendo really should not be so irresponsible with their character design.

>>715907506 (OP)
This design is so damn unsettling. It's trying to blend pixar and anime styles together and it's not working at all.

>>715920948
Nintendo has proven repeatedly that they actually don't give two shits about continuity. It's a deeply japanese thing. They usually just handwave it by saying it's an alternate timeline, or some shit, which is just as gay and stupid as when capeshit writers do it.

>>715921285
They only care about incest dumbass

Give her adult form back her freckles Nintendo

>>715921190
You are being disingenuous.
You know that her mannerisms are based off of Mario's mannerisms.
Those are the breadcrumbs that Nintendo left for fans to find.

>>715921440
She needs a queen of bananas tattoo.
LMAO the captcha is DK N4S

>>715920857
Mario cannot be Jumpman anymore after Bananza. Mario is supposed to be Pauline’s age, and the arcade game already happened in Bananza according to Cranky.

>>715907506 (OP)
Did what?

>>715915196
Aww man she’s not barefoot…

>>715921437
That's some real low-grade cope. Why don't you go ask pixiv?

>>715920925
Control yourself anon, some people didn’t finish the game yet

>>715922849
In the slighty but rare case you're not trolling and you're just retarded, it only matter what's show in game, not 3rd party sites

>>715921440
What about Tiny Kong should she stay a teen or become young again?

>>715923034
>it only matter what's show in game
The only thing that matters is if they decide they wanna fuck you in the ass today or not.

>>715923417
No one asked about your personal life though

>>715923045
she should be in a bikini

>>715923045
She should be pregnant with my children

>>715921440
Why doesn't the fag who drew this ever make pregnant versions

>>715916884
goysloppa

>>715920627
She's 13, so it's probably puberty kicking in

Nooo DK!

>>715921386
it's likely that their thought process for pauline was
>a little girl is more appealing as a supporting character than a grown woman, and it's easier to fit her on top of DK like that
and they didn't consider anything more

>>715925948
so she can get pregnant then

>>715925990
Plus, if this was adult Pauline, you'd be hanging out with the mayor of not-New York. Bitch would just whip out a piece and the game's rating is fucked.

It’s the same fucking Pauline, faggot. Your theory has no legs.

>>715927679
Youngest recorded mother was 5yo.

Yeah, it's just like how in Mario Sunshine when Bowser Jr. showed up he was just called Bowser and he called himself king of the koopas and everybody else called him Bowser all the way to the end of the game with no indication he's not the Bowser we know despite being a child, and it was only in a post-release developer interview where they clarified that that Bowser is actually the son of the Bowser we know and the grandson of King Koopa from the NES games, who is also a completely different character.

>>715928694
>and the grandson of King Koopa from the NES games, who is also a completely different character
Retcon.

>>715918580
literally makes a reference to it in this fucking game

>>715907506 (OP)
built like a 60 year old torta

>>715925990
That's just what they told us.
That could be the tip of the iceberg.

>>715913907
not buying the daughter shit but pauline's grandma is pretty much confirmed to be lady. weirdly they didnt do anything to make DK crankys son in bananza

>>715929569
If her grandma is Lady, then who is Lady's daughter and Bananza Pauline's mother?
Bananza Pauline being Mayor Pauline doesn't add up.

>>715907506 (OP)
lolicons get the rope

>>715929742
I'm not into BDSM, sorry

>>715923045
Tiny Kong is living proof that Nintendo never cared about lore, remember she is supposed to be Dixie's little sister, so I don't really care about Child Pauline, there is no canon in Mario/Donkey Kong

>>715925980
kek

>>715929819
Dixie is an adult, she literally just looks like that.

>>715920915
Character progression/development is not allowed, only status quo forever

>>715929698
well we might have never actually seen DKs dad so its not that different.

>>715929967
Isn't Cranky his dad though?

Please God let me see her hymen.
Please God let me see her hymen.
Please God let me see her hymen.

Any animations made yet?

>>715930047
only if you basing it off the movie or dk64

>>715907506 (OP)
>Those hips
No, it is from a nintendo game! I must not masturbate to something that is not 4k 120fps!

do they not like wearing shoes in japan or something

>>715930047
He could be both his dad and his grandpa since gorillas age faster.
If Cranky kidnapped Lady Pauline and her daughter, Mayor Pauline, it would have to be 26-30 years before both DK Jr. and DK III are fully-grown adult gorillas.

>>715915196
Is this the only outfit with shoes? i would honestly consider buying the amiibo for this alone, bare feet gross me out

>>715930372
Pauline said that she likes running around without shoes.

>>715930047
DK Jr. is DK's dad.

>>715920906
UH OOOOOH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR DIAPEY CHANGED ^_^

>>715928512
you're joking

>>715907506 (OP)
They know it sell. And it did well.

>>715915196
Mods when la

>>715930460
Pretty sure it is

>>715921312
I'm not seeing the Pixar, it just looks like modern Mario style

>>715930460
Yeah, all other outfits are shoeless.

>>715929097
A vague reference to the old arcades games because Cranky's old and makes meta references like that means nothing.

>>715930570
Jr is DK's son. Cranky is DK's dad.

>>715935254
>>715930047
>>715930570
What if it's none of that and that Mario lore doesn't actually exist because they don't think about the story of Mario too deeply since Miyamoto doesn't have autism?

>>715930460
Wait...?

I thought Amiibos were a Wii U thing?

>>715930570
>>715930047
>>715935254
...And I thought Sonic fans were supposed to be the autistic ones.

>>715935410
Amiibos continue to get made but in far lesser quantities due to the massive bomb that were Animal Crossing amiibos.

>>715929819
>Tiny Kong is living proof that Nintendo never cared about lore, remember she is supposed to be Dixie's little sister,
That's literally how they pushed the Tiny redesign.
>Haha, isn't it funny that Tiny got a growth spurt that pushed her past Dixie?
She debuted in the DS version of Diddy Kong Racing, which also added Dixie.

>>715935472
So you can like take "an Amiibo" and "use it" on your Switch 2?

What the fuck?

OH BANANA!

>>715935254
You know what?
Maybe they could retcon that.
Or maybe DK Jr. from the DK Jr. game, became Rare DK, had his own DK Jr., and then passed his Jr. tank top down to him.
And then that DK Jr. inherited Rare DK's tie, and then went to mine for banandium gems.

>>715935517
Place it on the right stick if using joycons or on the logo of the pro controller.

>>715935168
There he is officer

>>715935598
Might have to look into this. I though for sure Amiibos were just one more aspect of the Wii U that crashed and burned. "Imagine buying physical DLC lol" remember that one?

>>715935790
They're more or less useless when it comes to provising meaningful content nowadays because of how dickish it looks to make dlc that can be sold out and scalped, newer ones are usually relegated to cosmetic dlc unlocks. Even the costume given by the bananza amiibo can be obtained in game, the amiibo just gives it instantly.

>>715935926
Really they stopped hiding good stuff behind them because they're piss easy to fake/pirate.

So, why exactly is picrel a bad thing?

So her grandma is “Lady” from the original DK, right? Seemed like that’s what the game was implying anyways. Pauline saying an ape kidnapped her in Odyssey can easily be retconned into being Void. Makes sense to me.

I just beat the game and absolutely adored it. Seeing Lanky’s on a billboard was the funniest shit ever.

>>715935996
You mean whole internet throw hissy fit.

Samus return had Fusion suit and harder difficult behind amiibo.

>>715931208
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
This is just what's officially recorded, there have probably been some that were even younger.

>>715935168
Ah I was hoping to see this again...

MY FUARKING HEROES

>>715935168
>She's only 13!
How old is DK though?

>>715936156
probably. banana

Is anyone else having this issue where the banana count goes weird on the list at the banana chip exchanges?
I have one layer where the count goes from 40 to 42 on the chip exchange, and then a layer where the count goes from 15 to 24.
Why does it do that? and why only on some layers?
I definitely haven't exchanged 8 bananas worth of chips on this layer.

>>715913534
>>715907506 (OP)
>legit looks like shit
glad /v/ is rejecting more and more nintedosloppa each day

>>715936156
>Pauline saying an ape kidnapped her in Odyssey can easily be retconned into being Void
Kind of interesting, but I saw someone point out that in the Japanese version of Odyssey, Pauline’s dialogue is a bit less ambiguous and specifically mentions she was kidnapped by a gorilla.

>>715907506 (OP)
Wish they had loli Rosalina instead of a fucking random baby, the very game that introduced Rosalina shows her as a young girl, but no, this irrelevant old bitch gets a loli form first simply because she's the flavor of the month.

>>715939716
Silence, Eric.
Mario's daughter must be protected.

>>715939728
Or maybe they just wanted to use a character that was actually relevant to DK

>>715907506 (OP)
>Nintendo did it again
Did what? Another tranny slop for brown nostalgia bots? Ok, nice try

>>715939772
>Did what? Another tranny sl-
SLAP

>>715939728
miyamoto had the director caned after finding out this was in the game, which is why mario galaxy 2 had next to no story, minimal rosalina involvement, and why it got retconned by the introduction of baby rosalina

>>715939720
Huh, weird.

I guess not everything can line up perfectly, but for what they were going for I think the game does the job. As long as it passes the “squint test” I’m happy. The moments we get with DK and Pauline are more than worth it, and I really like the of the arcade characters going on to have grandchildren that eventually become friends

>>715939816
Kek

>>715939770
ESL
I didn't say loli Rosalina had to be in this game, only that they had a canon loli Rosalina and instead made a generic baby version.

ok so what is the canon now? does DK still steal adult Pauline? was she still Mario's love interest? was it a different DK?

>>715940147
Who the fuck cares?>

>>715929698
Calling it now: Nintendo is grooming its fans to accept young pauline as a replacement for Mario.

>>715939816
lol

>>715921607
>Mario is supposed to be Paulines age
Wrong! She's a few years younger.

>the arcade game already happened in Bananza
Also WRONG. Cranky talked about a parallel situation he experienced, Nintendo was careful to explicitly not say he ever fought Mario or kidnapped Pauline in DK (because that would be impossible).

Wreck-It Ralph and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>715939869
Stop pushing your shitty fanfiction of shitty invented grandparents, they do not exist and are not canon.

What is canon, as explicitly confirmed by Bananza, is that Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong, it is not a 'title' and Donkey Kong was the star of Donkey Kong 1981, not Cranky Kong, who is senile.
Jumpman is Mario, the Mario we know and the mascot of the Nintendo corporation, not some shitty unseen grandpa. Pauline is Lady, that has been confirmed beyond doubt many times before, and Bananza and reconfirmed it.

>>715921487
Peach says Mario's catchphrases regularly, and you don't claim she is Mario's daughter.

>>715940417
If that were to happen, I would be 100% on-board with it.

>>715936140
Because its not canon, and only subhumans with negative iq think it is canon.

>>715940745
so how does this make any sense?

>>715940745
Eat a snickers, man

>>715940794
Who has more in common with Mario?
Peach, or this new Pauline character, that could very well be the result of Mario in Pauline's "new romance" that started in Super Mario Odyssey?

>>715940745
DK is a title they referred to Cranky as the old DK before

>>715940745
>pauline literally mentions Grandma multiple times in-game
>using smash bros as ""proof""
>outdated info, even
lel

>>715940745
DK is a title you homo

why does her grandma have to be Lady
what if her grandma is just her grandma
kind of like how K. Rool's wife is mentioned to exist but isn't an extant character

>>715941031
>pauline literally mentions Grandma multiple times in-game
and this has to be a character we already know, why?
the theory of loline being pauline's daughter only works with several leaps of logic

>>715940884
Its very simple. Cranky Kong is lying/senile/talking about parallel events not Mario. This third party Rareware invented """lore""" was only a joke in the first place, so take your pick.

Knowing that Cranky Kong doesn't star in DK 1981 if follows

DKC series
Bananza - DK meets Pauline.
DKC series (Retro)
Game & Watch games
DK Arcade (recontextualizes DK's action as protecting Pauline do to misunderstanding)
Donkey Kong Gameboy
DK Vs Mario Games
Odyssey

>>715919946
you know how in twilight princess you fight zant all game and suddenly ganon comes out of a mystic ball?

its exactly the same thing in bananza.

>>715907506 (OP)
https://youtu.be/c71apA4kt7Y?si=9quK2oOkrutEydOV

>>715940945
Choke on a dick

>>715940974
Western Rareware third party is not canon, sorry.

>>715941031
Everyone has a grandma you fucking idiot.

>>715941069
>AI summary posting

LOL, that is embarrassing

>>715940960
>Peach can use Fire Flowers and break bricks by jumping
>Pauline-13 cannot use Fire Flowers or break bricks by jumping

>>715935168
Because he's an animal sir. We're not sexually attracted to them so seeing them naked means nothing to us.

>>715941127
Technically Yoshi New Island takes place first before any of that.

>>715941110
No it does not.
When I first saw the leaked image of Pauline III, it took me at least 1 minute to figure out that that was Mario and Pauline's daughter, because I had context from the previous game, Super Mario Odyssey.
My mind didn't go to something as convoluted as a de-aged Pauline theory or a time-traveling Pauline theory.

>>715941372
Yoshi bong hit transplant

>>715941258
She can do this though.

>>715929356
This is EPD we're talking about
Design choices come from the needs of gameplay first
An adult Pauline would be too big and you can't age her back in the end because she's needed for a post game and she's tied to customization

>>715941393
Hey retard, its just Pauline. Because Pauline is canonically Lady, as confirmed by official sources, because she featured in the arcade game Donkey Kong 1981.

>>715939869
>I guess not everything can line up perfectly
Kind of an understatement since the “she didn’t say it was DK” excuse doesn’t really work anymore.

>>715939816
Kek this is how them little chuddies get handled in real life

>>715941240
>Rareware isn’t canon
>Bananza has hundreds of direct references to the rare games on top of direct confirmation that Bananza takes place after them in the timeline
Okay, man

>>715941618
I guess? It’s definitely an oversight but I think they did the best they could with the framework they were working with. It’s Mario, I’m not going to analyze inconsistencies in the same way I would with Xenoblade for example

>>715941852
Yes, Rareware games are not canon, that's fucking obvious.

That doesn't prevent Nintendo (actual canon) from selecting parts of the rare games to keep as canon if it is useful to them.

Miyamoto didn't want the western third party slop to imply their invented character Cranky is actually the real star in the iconic game he created and so he has repeatedly made it clear that this is not canon with games like Yoshi Island and most recently Bananza.

It was extremely arrogant of the English pigs to assume they could redefine who Donkey Kong was.

>>715941852
She is literally a Mario midget.

>>715938348
J-Jimmy Neutron...

>>715942056
Have you even played Bananza

>>715942097
Have you??? You're intentionally ignoring all the irrefutable facts in order to cling to your awful fanfiction that this is Pauline the Third.

>>715942151
Just beat it about an hour ago, yeah. Here’s a screenshot of my switch app’s screenshot folder for proofs. Couldn’t be fucked to go grab my console right now.

>>715942253
wtf King k rool is in the game?

>>715942253
Okay so you get how its kind of worse that you played through a whole game came away from it with a completely absurd and incorrect game theory right?

>>715940745
Why does this guy's theory make you so autistically angry?

>HURR DURR IT NOT CANON AND STUPID
Who fucking cares? It's a nintendo game about apes mining for bananas, dumbfuck.

>>715942056
>selecting parts
>PARTS
dude, there's so much rare shit in this game it's insane. If what you're saying is true, than it seems more likely they kept everything EXCEPT cranky being arcade dk.

Pauline is so cute she makes me want to have a daughter that I can pamper and spoil.

>>715942308
Fuck off faggot, it you want a hugbox go post on your discord, not 4chan.

Who cares? Well fucking you for starters that's obvious.

>selecting parts
Yeah parts. That's not a complicated thing to grasp, you fucking idiot. Nintendo will take a few things they like as canon, and not take what they don't like as canon. Deal with it.

>>715942410
Does the Pauline III theory make you angry?

>>715942456
She doesn't even have a gang and steal shit.

>>715942151
Kill yourself retard

How would a Super Mario Sunshine sequel, featuring Mario and his new family, work?

>>715942410
Another example of Nintendo selecting parts of Rare canon is making Rambi into a species and not a character.

In DCK he is "Rambi the Rhino" and now Diddy and Dixie are traveling on a couple of Rambi.

>>715942456
I think its embarrassingly stupid. I am shocked someone could post such a stupid thing without feeling intense shame.

>>715942286
I don’t think my theory is quite as absurd as “actually 80% of the series should not be considered canon and also Nintendo executives secretly hate those games but they still like them enough to reference them sometimes but not in any way that would imply canon I promise” while holding smash blurbs as foundational pillars.

Again, I’m not really all that invested in the particulars of how the game fits in the timeline, I just think the ideas the game presents are cute and enjoy them for what they are.

I’m not saying that you can’t have your thoughts on things. That’s the fun thing about fan theories. I’m glad that you can have your idea of how things are and I can have mine without either of our views impacting anyone else’s enjoyment of the game. Just don’t get your panties in a twist when other people disagree with you.

>>715942276
Yeah, the game was clearly made by diehard fans of the Rare games. It oozes love and respect for them. If you have any interest in DK at all you’ll enjoy Bananza.

>>715942506
Oh, so you're saying that the Donkey Kong in DK 1981 is actually hundreds of thousands of years old, yes, that's a sensible theory, you AREN'T a retard.

>>715942570
You are actually retarded if you can't pick up that this is referring to cranky. You should kill yourself and it's not worth engaging anymore with someone as stupid as yourself.

>>715942528
Yeah its really clear how you're not interested in "how particulars fit the game" because you're pushing your garbage fanfiction down everyone's throat.

go fuck yourself with your "Awoo, shucks, I'm just posting like a retard, can't everyone get along" crap. Fuck off.

>>715942652
There are people who want the fat croc

>>715942634
Are you fucking retarded. Do you... not understand what a fossil is? Its the remains of a DEAD creature from hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Cranky Kong is alive. I hate to break it to you, but Cranky Kong is NOT the 8-bit fossil.

>>715941127
I'm glad anons like you are doing this because this is more lore than I ever needed from Mario and DK.

>>715942056
>Yes, Rareware games are not canon, that's fucking obvious.
I'm pretty sure Diddy Kong outright confirms DKC2 happened in his dialog.

>>715942642
Please point to where I shoved it down your throat

>>715913028
>kid and monkey adventure game
>thinks it's sexual and the devs intentionally made is sexual to appeal to pedos, they are shameful for making it so sexual that it appeals to pedos I can't help myself but think about sex when seeing the characters this is so inappropriate
I think you also have a same problem

>>715942690
You are retarded, hope this helps

How old is she supposed to be? she looks like an adult in super deformed

>>715908947
Built for big kong kock.

>>715942752
13. I’d say she acts around that age but her physical appearance definitely makes her seem much younger

>>715942706
Yeah, DKC happened, but the events and particulars of the game are not canon because they were made by a third party western developer. Not hard to comprehend.

They are nebulously canon until they're confirmed (K.Krool) or deconfirmed (Pauline is Lady, too young to be kidnapped by Cranky in Bananza) by Nintendo first party games.

>>715907506 (OP)
Do you think Nintendo knows that pedophiles buy and play their games? do you think they count on this audience? it's obvious that they're really just making kids games. But maybe there's also something more sinister going on.

>>715920857
Yes. You're absolutely right. Fuck the moviefags.

>>715942737
>no argument

Yeah, so thank you for your concession. You could have saved everyone time if you just admitted you were wrong in the first place.

>>715942410
>fuck off faggot
Yeah, totally not angry

>few things
>few
Once again, have you played this game?

>>715942690
If 8-bit dk is dead he can't be the one from bananza either. Pick one.

This thread is getting 1 guyd by a schizo posting retard and is soft rage baiting.

>>715942796
Well that's because she is a dwarf.

>>715942853
That comic is based off of the second Donkey Kong kidnapping incident involving Cranky Kong, Lady Pauline's daughter, Mayor Pauline, and Mario Mario.

>>715942860
Yeah, a few things. They also changed a few things, like Rambi into a species.

Another thing you ignore because its inconvenient - because it shows that DKC isn't immutable untouchable canon on par with first party Nintendo devs (because it never was).

>If 8-bit dk is dead he can't be the one from bananza either. Pick one.
Why yes, you've deduced that the fossil doesn't refer to DK or Cranky Kong - and doesn't refer to the events of DK 1981 at all.

Obviously it does as an in-joke. You understand jokes right, like Rareware claiming Cranky Kong was the original DK. 8-Bit DK cannot logically be anyone from the main cast, and cannot refer to the Arcade game (for many reasons, such as Pauline (the Pauline in Bananza) explicitly being the woman in the game). And, being a fossil, it couldn't logically exist at all, but that is what makes it humorous.

>>715912990
>>715914845
This is the real relationship diagram. Pauline JR is roaming around the streets because she's an abandoned (inbred) affair child between a world-renowned pop singer and princess's husband.
No one can refute this as this is the most logical conclusion to the Super Mario timeline.

>>715942652
I like klump the most…. :)

>LE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIING to activate powerups and doors
Mutts and their obsession with song and dance have been an abject negative for the human race
>but it's le Japanese
Catering to mutts

>>715942652
I wasn’t sold on Poppy from the trailers, but after playing the game I REALLY want to fuck that monkey

>>715941258
Peach literally can't do shit except scream help in 99% of the games.

>>715943203
The Link is a different guy, so it doesn't matter

>>715943159
Its supremely arrogant that a third party western company decided to retroactively change the story of Nintnedo's arguably most important game, the game that made them into the video game powerhouse they are today and their star game designer's first big hit.

Are you actually surprised that Nintendo is undoing the retcon that is Cranky being the original Donkey Kong?

>>715943159
if they hated them that much then diddy kong racing DS would not of happened.

>>715943063
Why would you edit my family tree infographic like that?

>>715942456
Yes, very because it implies that shitty kike film is the real Mario canon, when it's not. Fuck kikes and their feminazi girl boss peach. Mario is the hero, not her.

>>715943309
How does DKC retcon anything when it is in the future only?

>>715920915
Why the fuck are you still here?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714263138/#714275312

>>715942996
You're trying the change the subject.

Why are angry about fans theorizing? The devs already they intended for you to connect the dots while playing, so that guy's interpretation is just good as yours or anyone elses.

>>715943360
someone hasn't played the Mario RPG games.

>>715943389
It changes who Donkey Kong is, and in turn changes who Jumpman and Lady are.

So no, Nintendo does NOT want DK 1981 to not star Mario, Pauline or Donkey Kong, and just star a bunch of unknown nobodies. And that's why they have in fact repeatedly made it clear that DK Arcade does feature Mario, Pauline and Donkey Kong.

>>715943340
You haven't seen the worst. Wait until they reboot Donkey Kong JR, I'll put Donkey Kong next to Pauline JR, and put nu-Donkey Kong JR underneath.

>>715943360
I am not implying that The Super Mario Bros. Movie is canon.
I am just using the depictions of specific characters that do exist, until those specific characters are depicted in a Super Mario game.

>>715943309
NTA but you don’t have any idea how game development works if you think Rare was able to make these decisions without final approval from Nintendo. Third party collaborations aren’t a black box operation wherein a dev gets a license, wad of cash, and zero oversight. It’s a supervised effort basically 24/7, especially with larger brands like Nintendo.

The fact that Cranky has continued to be referred to as DK’s arcade preseason in subsequent, non-rare entries is more than enough to make it clear that Nintendo approves of the choice.

I don’t know why you’re acting like Rare is some kind of rouge actor in this series of events.

>>715943462
Because "game theorists" are fucking annoying as shit and dumb as bricks. Because they're bad people who deserve to be told to fuck off?

I mean its pretty clear, just look at this thread.

>>715943525
*predecessor

>>715943470
Peach literally doesn't do shit in them. She's a healing ho that does shit damage with a frying pan in Mario RPG and she spends the game helplessly caught by Booster until you rescue her. In Thousand Year Door she's captured by the xnauts the whole time.

>>715943550
>Bad people
Turn off the computer, man

>>715943525
>NTA but you don’t have any idea how game development works if you think Rare was able to make these decisions without final approval from Nintendo.

Wrong!! There is a long and well documented history of Nintendo IPs getting butchered in the hands of Western people in the 80s and 90s.

>The fact that Cranky has continued to be referred to as DK’s arcade preseason in subsequent, non-rare entries
Also WRONG
Factually Cranky has NOT been continued to be referred to as the guy in DK. Nintendo has actually put out many statements and games that indicate the opposite of this. (Smash Bros, Yoshi Island, Donkey Kong gameboy, etc)

>>715943309
>man-child thinks business relations are formed like a personal relations, and they love/hate each other like a personal relationship
lmao ok

>>715914218
He's a cute lil tard with tard strength. Based Nintendo.

>>715943689
See >>715943715

He phrased it better than I could. You seem like an exhausting person

>>715943757
I think the exhausting person you are talking to might be Eric.

Nintendo'd it again

>>715943715
>mud-iq thinks Nintendo doesn't value brand integrity and has a vision for what Nintendo characters should be

Such a fucking idiot. Do you still cling to pink hair Link and bald middle-age Mario too?

>>715943757
>no argument
Again, just take the L

You should be fucking embarrassed by your conduct here today.

I'm not sure if Mario timeline fags and Nintendo-Rare feud fags are extremely autistic, or they are just collectively shitposting
like who gives a fuck?

>>715943909
it can be both.

>>715943909
The entire gaming industry will be shaken if Nintendo reveals that Mario has a daughter.

>>715943896
Not really. I finished a cool Donkey Kong game today and went on a date with my girlfriend. Pretty happy all things considered.

Poking the mind of a schizophrenic on the internet is just end of evening entertainment for me before I go to sleep.

>>715942853
>WHAT A APE
wtf mario you cant just say that about black people

>>715944010
goofy fucked and nobody gave a shit.

>>715944020
Yeah I really doubt that.

You seem like a very sad little man writing weird fanfiction about Mario and pushing it on everyone.

>>715944020
I'm happy for you, Anon.

>>715944020
>I am the epic puppetmaster probing the mind on 4chen

holy newfag

>>715944068
Would you like to explain to me why Mario having a daughter is a bigger deal than Goofy having a son?

guys what if kiddy kong is DK the III

>>715944020
Biggest schizo in this thread

>>715944167
You don’t have to reply to me twice, buddy. It’s okay

>>715944174
it isn't outside of peach shippers having a shit fit.

>>715944254
Uh oh, he's having a melty

>>715944254
Hey Anon, he wants to know why Mario having a daughter is a bigger deal than Goofy having a son.

>>715944068
Weah but if Pauline and Mario had daughter that would mean peach got cucked
If this was true we might be able to have a new Mario movie about this affair, and have the entire movie be about Mario and Peach shouting at each other like "Marriage Story" esque soap opera

>>715921607
In every goddamn thread you you state heavily disputed things like it's simply just fact. Your posting style has already become so recognizable you are quickly approaching schizo tier.

>>715944291
Hey Eric, did you know that Nintendo can market to female gamers by giving them their own version of Super Mario?

>>715944325
There's a reason that Mario and Peach did not kiss in the by-the-numbers animated Mario movie.

>>715944382
First you need to take a step back and take a deep breath.

daughter theory sorta holds imo, they may actually do it

It’s great watching threads gradually devolve into schizobabble whenever the thirdies wake up

>>715944457
What?

Reminder that he promised he would kill himself if his theory got disproven "for real this time". He's literally fighting for his life right now.

>>715944507
Develop Healthy Coping Mechanisms:

Take a Time-Out - Step away from the triggering situation to regain composure.

Practice Relaxation Techniques - Engage in deep breathing exercises, progressive muscle relaxation, or mindfulness to calm your body and mind.

Use Distraction - Find a healthy activity to shift your focus away from the anger-provoking situation.

Reframe the Situation - Try to see the situation from a different perspective or find the humor in it.

Communicate Effectively - Once calm, express your feelings and needs using "I" statements to avoid blaming others.

>>715944048
You shouldn't say that to anyone. It's WHAT AN APE.

>>715944325
bitch has had 40 years plus the end of oddesy has made it very clear she's not that into him.

>>715944562
I am relaxed.
What are you talking about?

>>715944435
They are obviously planning to slow drip this, they intentionally avoided things like that for first movie to up the ante for the next movie, which they're going to fuck, and it's going to be a sloppy 10 minute long sex scene.
The third movie is going to be about the affair, but that's going to happen a decade later from now.
Watch me in 2035, amidst the public's shock about the new ground breaking mario movie, I'll be holding a picture of a timeline I made today as I say "heh... I always knew this was going to happen"

I'm going to assume this schizo isn't the same poster who initially pushed the Pauline Jr. theory since that guy actually admited defeat once the game released in one of the threads.
The other guy would also constantly post his drawings with Mario Pauline and her loli version. Also notice how this guy handwaves anyone who disagrees with him as Eric.
TLDR: Probably a falseflagger pretending to be the original autist.

>>715943309
Mate, Rare had ridiculous good relationship with Nintendo, to point that they published whatever without asking much. N64 even used SGI tech due Rare.

Stop parroting that shitty unsourced Miyamoto quote.

>>715942068>>715944382
didn't super princess peach bomb hard

>>715915196
Why are you French?

>>715944548
It's mean to say but I really do hope he kills himself. The world would be a much brighter place with fewer schizophrenics.

>>715944803
Incidentally, that game also had the main character's companion be a kid with magic powers that the bad guys transformed into an object, they just forgot to ever turn him back.

>>715944803
It sold 1.7 million copies.
Is that a poor sales performance?

>>715944793
What quote??

A good business relationship doesn't override that the creator of Mario and donkey Kong will have a vision for how they want the characters portrayed, and they are not going to want that overridden by a western third party.

Hence all the statements, games and Bananza confirming that Donkey Kong stars Donkey Kong not Cranky.

>>715921386
>It's a deeply japanese thing
why are tendies so retarded and make the stupidest claims?
bayonetta has continuity. so do xenoblade and fire emblem
now go eat shit and die

>>715945050
Hello, Eric.

it's just a video game it doesn't have to have a plot beyond "go stop the big bad evil guy"

>>715945050
both of those are made by external studios

>>715945090
why are you evading again ericschizo

>>715945169
they are all japanese. the people calling the shots are japanese too. fuck off

I don't get the Eric thing I keep seeing in the donkey kong thread, this place feels like a schizophrenia infused with dysfunctional autism and I love it

>>715945174
I am not Eric.
Eric likes to use the term "tendie" to refer to Nintendo fans.
That is how I am able to identify him.

>>715944885
It was expected Perry would become a mainstay of Peach's arsenal going forward.

>>715944995
Miyamoto was involved with rare DKC retard, Rare was a second party at time not some random fuckos.

Not mention that bananza is a big fucking throwback.

>>715945241
let me redpill you on Eric:

he is a "games journalist" (shill) with a bias against Nintendo (probably due to not being payed off for reviews) that is infamous for childish rants and general unpleasantness, it got so bad that he became a meme on /v/

>>715945380
another factor: k. rool would not have been in smash if they hated him THAT much (or banjo if they hated rare)

it's just salty cunts being mad about DK's redesign

>>715930123
What the fuck is a hymen?

>>715945241
I've seen him mentioned several times but I can't get a read on whether he's actually even real or not because if you ask for any specifics you usually get accused of being him

>>715943525
I'm not reading this entire inane argument from the other guy but here's an interview with Gregg Mayles where he explains that in their minds, Cranky Kong was the original arcade DK. BUT that they never actually put that in the game, but like with Diddy originally being DK Jr., they were afraid that Nintendo would say no.
https://youtu.be/TwWHzilbQ34?si=7Osve70ModIIlWHc&t=3689
I think NoA kinda kept the joke up, but I'm not sure if NoJ ever even knew this was supposed to be a thing. Rare never told Nintendo they were intending to do that. So really it's just Rare headcanon.

>>715945380
Not to mention the intro of dkc, one of the most iconic intros in gaming, literally shows Cranky Kong playing the original tune of the arcade game before Rare DK interrupted him

>>715945471
you have to be at least 18 to use this website.

>>715945418
Eric is not employed. Eric is not employable.

>>715945474
Eric is Ghost of Kiev

>>715945341
Well he didn't.

>>715945514
I thought he was a games urinalist for a awhile for some reason, either way the guy is notorious for being a nutcase when Nintendo succeeds.

>>715944229
exactly what I was guessing yet never hear anyone talk about

>>715945380
So you are just willfully ignoring the well documented history of Nintendo being unable to implement their vision on Western third party devs in the 80s/90s huh?

Your theory is that Miyamoto had perfect control over every single element in DKC, and despite that, then decided to retcon that in all future games and lore... because??

>>715939728
Enjoy your Temu Peach

https://streamable.com/e9afll

Y'know, if there's one thing I learned by watching these two autists go at it is that arguing about the "lore" and "canon" about a series about monkeys that like bananas and super plumbers is the most retarded thing to waste your time on.

Do you retards think they develop these games or add in these reference to previous games with a "timeline" in mind?

If you want something to lorefag over, how about you pick a franchise that actually has consistency and a concrete story.

>>715945612
>gormless kong becomes chad kong
big if true.

>>715907506 (OP)
ZEBRA ZEBRA ZEBRA

I like all the songs, it's neat how they all have instrumental/big band music like the band in odyssey.

>>715945645
Nintendo didn't gave a shit about 90s mario movie, they let hollywood do whatever because Mario was just that big to fail, and if did it wasn't their problem either way.

Meanwhile Illumination had miyamoto breathing on their necks, complete different scenario.

>>715945646
>OH REICH!
>HEE-HEE-HO WEE-WOO

>>715945809
the real sin is not crediting grant and david for their contributions.

>>715945849
>Nintendo didn't gave a shit about 90s mario movie,
Not true
>they let hollywood do whatever because Mario was just that big to fail,
Also not true.
>and if did it wasn't their problem either way.
It was such a big problem they didn't let Mario or other Nintendo ips be used for cartoons/movies for almost thirty years after.

>>715943203
We deserved a better Duck Hunt stage than just this, in fact all the retro port stages aren’t that great, Kirby’s Dreamland Gameboy Screen is another really bad one

>>715918942
Fuck... I could do without hearing about this kind of shit.

>>715945241
Only because I'm feeling extremely autirstic tonight.
>mid 2018
>switch 1 proved to be a success after the flop the wii u was
>schizos and snoys started shitposting the console and its exclusives, hard
>among all of them, there was one guy who infamously coined the term "shitch"
>every time nintendo reached a milestone or released a exclusive he would constantly shit all across the board
>notoriously present in famitsu threads or he'd create bait threads for any nintendo game released at the time
>at some point, anons started to notice his writting style and terminology like "tendie", "shitch" or "mentally i'll"
> some time later, anons manage to uncover his socials somehow
>turns out he's an irl janny
>the guy damage controls and creates another persona, "Darren"
>he uses this persona to falseflag as a rabid tendie to deflect the fact he was exposed
>people obviously point out his bullshit
I'm probably forgetting some details but this covers the most important parts.

>>715912990
But she's still the same Pauline? I guess voidco stole Pauline from the past?

>>715925990
They could have just tacked on time travel or an age and memory curse

>>715918942
>anon posts a meme
>reply to him with some disgusting shit
legitimately why are you like this?

>>715945947
the whole production of that movie was just a complete shit show, like bob hoskins was literally drunk on camera and nobody gave a shit, if you want anyone to blame anyone for that shit heap of a movie you blame the producers.

that said yeah, NOA should have been alot more strict but you have to remember it was a very different world/the Mario design bible wasn't really a thing yet also it's set in the twin towers which is funny as fuck

>>715946178
WHO REALLY DIED THAT DAY...

AND WHO CAME BACK?

>>715914218
Snoys are drooling retards

>>715944473
It's a fun idea, but Mario being an absentee dad seems weird and out of character to me.

OHH ZEBRAAAA ZEBRAAAA ZEBRAAAAAAA

>>715946178
She is not the same Pauline.
Odyssey Pauline does not jump like Mario.
Odyssey Pauline is more reserved, and less physically active.

>>715946454
He wouldn't be an absentee dad.
It's obvious that Donkey Kong Bananza takes place long after Super Mario Odyssey.

>>715946493
she lost her innocence after experience the music industry

>>715946325
Nintendo was quite involved with Illumination precisely to avoid that kind of scenario again.

Tad funny that now they are cracking whips at sony pictures of all things. But then those dumbfucks insta sniped Zelda license.

I'm curious to see how Universal going handle DK. Also, Universal sued Nintendo because DK long ago but now they are in charge of such project.

>>715946493
she lost her innocence after experiencing the music industry

>>715946550
>>715946454
He wouldn't be absent if Pauline JR was his legitimate child, he is absent for a reason see >>715943063

>>715946595
no sense in holding +40 year old grudges if there's money to be made, plus nintendo is much more a cultural juggernaut and not a random ass card company dipping it's toes into creating video games.

at least Kirby got his name from that whole debacle, don't think twinkle popo would of worked well.

>>715946550
>>715946724
>Mario doesn't end up with Peach
Its over bros...

>>715930460
There are other outfits with shoes not sure what the replies are on about.

What’s the best bananza song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ2V2fFnugw

>>715946768
Nintendo got karma'ed not much later due DK using code owned by Ikegami. They kinda ignore Arcade and favor ports thanks to that, it finally got available via arcade archives but is one of few things that hold back DK64 from popping on any service, that and jetpac.

>>715947224
>zebra bananza siesta
>ostritch bananza doo wop
>snake banana k-pop
>bramble blast remix
>gangplank galleon remix
too many to choose from

>>715946493
Odyssey Pauline is also like 10 years older
I know an autistic person like you might have a hard time understanding it, but people generally mature and stop acting as childish once they stop being children
This is without mentioning how she's initially reluctant to dance in the stage transition scenes and has to be egged on by DK

>>715921440
>tranny erp agp art

>>715907506 (OP)
I really enjoyed the mechanic where you get to sleep with a little girl repeatedly and she gets more intimate with you over time.

>>715946881
he fucked both and abandoned both child (Rosalina and Pauline JR)

>>715943203
smash bros isn't canon in the slightest

>white female black female AGAIN
I'm tired bros.

>white female black male AGAIN
I'm tired bros.

>>715947852
did you like the dialogue she had about muddy feet.

When she says "DK! :( :(" and "Are you ok?" and "You need to rest"

It really hurts because its the only time I hear a female voice showing care or concern for me

She makes Mario's "Waaaah!" sound.

>>715948093
That's not a mario sound, basically every human in the cast has made that sound
If anything, there's one character that has made it more than anyone else

>>715948190
wtf Pauline JR is Waluigi's daughter confirmed

>>715935470
Mario has always been more autistic than Sonic, the latter just has the furry baggage weighing it down.

>>715948190
But once again, we have the context of Mario and Pauline having been in or having gotten back into a relationship.
Pauline III's mannerisms are a combination of Mario and Pauline's motifs.

>>715908947
You know why.

>>715948437
>we have the context of Mario and Pauline having been in or having gotten back into a relationship
We do not, this is an assumption based on dubious at best evidence

>>715948493
Did you play Super Mario Odyssey?

>>715948561
I did, in fact
Pauline's role in the game is a cameo at best

>>715948941
Super Mario Odyssey seemed to be very focused on Pauline for some reason.

>>715907506 (OP)
Can someone explain to me how Nintendo managed to create their own Mario, Monkey, Zelda cult in America? I'm from Poland and I never understood if you're kidding or if you seriously like it? Do you also like Peppa Pig as a cult, the cartoon is very similar to Mario? Do you hate DreamWorks? You also hate cool platformers like Crash Bandicoot. You are so fucking weird

>>715949256
schizo

Mario and Pauline (and Sex offender kong)

>>715907506 (OP)

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>>715914218
Because...he monke

>>715950229
kys troon bot

>>715907506 (OP)
Looks like a midge not a loli

>>715949090
You're wrong Odyssey is about Mario's inner struggle of his infidelity, as suggested by the marriage imagery of peach, which is the first in the series (Bowser's wedding represents Mario's resentment towards commitment).
You're right about Pauline JR being Mario's daughter, but Mario never got together with Pauline, he cleared, and kept his past in secret. He ended up with Peach while Mario and Pauline decided to disowned their kid and left her in the street to let Donkey Kong raise her.

>>715951293
Pauline III was born after Super Mario Odyssey.

>>715951437
Yes, Mario impregnated Pauline amidst the crisis of his thoughts on commitment during Odyssey in New York.
Mario and Peach got back together, but Mario still kept contact with Pauline to look after her pregnancy, ultimately they decided to abandon the child in the street to not let anyone know about their past mistake.

>>715907506 (OP)
She cute, but i just hate how she
>looks like a 6 year old
>stated to be 13 year old
>dresses like a woman/make-up like a woman
>voiced by a woman who doesn't even try to sound like a kid (at least in Japanese because who the fuck wants to listen to American va)

>>715943337
Diddy kong racing is was a Microsoft request

>>715907506 (OP)
Spoil me, does she get big at the end or is she an actual kid?

>>715951293
>>715951668
Ever wondered why the level Pauline is in are grounded in reality with human NPC and real cars, while other maps are dosed in pure fantasy?
That's because it reflects Mario's thought on the idea of being committed to a single female as a married man, and the reality of giving into the urge.
At the end he decided to live in the fantasy world with Peach, while still seeing the idea as a fantasy.

>>715916685
ruined

>>715952139
she stays a child.
this has convinced the tendie manchildren that pauline is actually pauline's daughter, and that if you dont believe this theory you're one of the boogiemen of the weekly salesfag general

she does diff animations depending on the part of the song, it's cute. And she has a story for seemingly every getaway which are also funny/interesting.

zebra zebra zebraaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(zebra zebra zebra zebra)

>pauline's voice has special powers
wonder if that'll mean anything for adult pauline
>>715953351
for me it's snake

>>715953351
were the lyrics untranslatable or if nintendo was really so lazy that nobody came up with actual songs.

>>715953446
the song is fine, that's just one of the more notable parts, all the songs have lyrics.
>>715953410
they're all pretty good, do the kong bananza and when it gets to the chorus, pauline starts fist pumping, it's cute.

>>715953351
soul

>>715912990
>>715913907
>>715914456
>>715920915
>>715929698
>>715940417
>>715940837
>shitpost theory

>>715953410
>>wonder if that'll mean anything for adult pauline
theyll probably release some shovelware for her like princess peach showtime

>>715935410
Amiibo are still used to this day but they don't have the same level of importance that they had back during the Wii U/3ds.
Back then they would unlock actual content like challenge modes, characters, unique power-ups etc but nowadays it's mostly just cosmetics with very few of them being amiibo exclusive, take Xeno 3 for example, the Shulk Amiibo unlocks the Monado as a skin for Noah's sword but you get that by finishing the game.

It's kind of obvious that Iwata was the one forcing them too.

>>715914456
>>715920915
>>715929698
>>715940417
>>715940837

NAHH

hmmm

>>715953713
Funniest thing i've ever seen! XD

>>715907506 (OP)
Pauline doesn't shut up and makes the game too cringe to enjoy.

>>715919170
Is K-Rool retarded? He's a carnivore, he can't even eat bananas.

>>715954271
its to spite DK.

>>715907506 (OP)
I want to fuck Pauline almost as much as I want to fuck midna.

>>715951293
>>715951668
Why come up with all these theories and analysis when there's already a lot of wacky god symbolism in Super Mario Odyssey to interpre? Dragons, ghost brides, the moon and other dimensions, moon rabbits, and all the other asian god and death symbols.
>>715952142
At least this is a bit closer to the point of Mario and fantasy.

>>715943309
See
>>715641490

And fucking kill yourself already, retard.

Anyone here actually playing the game? I'm thinking GOTY unironically

Beat it yesterday. Utter kino.
That last battle was a bit of a bitch though with those bouncing cannonballs.
I got fucking hit by one and it ate all my HP plus the extra life in seconds because the game doesn’t really have on-hit I mframes.
Also if I accidently punch bad terrain again by accident when trying to hit something else I might fucking kill myself.

I find the game a bit overwhelming. There's just too much to do scattered all over the place. I find myself playing in 40 minute spurts because of this.

Seriously i want to play the game but i can't get over how fucking retarded DK looks.
Also fuck you nintendo if you're going to charge me 70 bucks and offer no refunds at least provide a demo.

>>715942652
That monke is a girl? At first glance i though it was supposed to be a zesty nigga.

>>715945645
>Mario Mario is canon

>>715949256
trvthnvke

>>715957978
mtf

>>715907506 (OP)
They won the lolibowl

>>715941340
>we

>>715958498
This is really what you're doing on a sunday?

>paulina is for some reason a loli
>paulina is for some reason the exact same size as diddy kong
>paulina is for some reason banging her chest like a monkey when celebrating with DK in some cutscenes
>paulina does acrobatics on top of DK in their idle animations
>diddy used to have a win animation where he rapps with a boombox, paulina uses music to open doors
>in coop mode, the second player gets a target that appears on screen that they can use to shoot [screams] at. Diddy's special ability in DK64 was his peanut gun.
Nintendo also released this official render alongside the game

>>715957279
Ye. beat it in 2 days, was a blast. fuck expeshition 33, DK GOTY.

>>715959036
and of fucking course I forget the image

>>715945241
>I don't get the Eric thing
there's a mentally ill retard who keeps mentioning some eric guy. he's seriously fucked up in the head. the same retard kept ruining botw and totk threads by pretending the games were perfect and brushing off any criticism levied at the games by labeling everyone a "snoy"

>>715959040
I'm sensing big D energy from your post

>>715959036
They did it purely for the intrigue and maybe to get more girls to play it

>>715953351
ostrich
rich
rich

>>715942690
so do you think TVs and car tires are also hundreds of thousands of years old in the lore or that maybe...shit i dunno...the fossils are......jokes and not literal fossils?

So is the game any good? How cute is Pauline in game/10?

Filthy Monkeys

>>715962387
Did he mean Pauline too?

I just realized Bananza is just Yoshi's island again.

>>715941127
Cranky is not the demiurge, get over your obsession with him. He's been confirmed time and time again as the DK from the original arcade game.

>>715962707
>Monkeys
Yeah he thinks Pauline is a monkey like DK

>>715943203
>LoZ Link = Skyward Sword Link
Retard

>>715962387
>bulging left eye
he really needs to keep his blood pressure in check

>>715941408
I think the british are coming, dude.... clop clop..... clop clop....

>>715957583
To be fair, the game has like 40 sublayers. That is definitely not something you rush through, you gotta savor it.

>>715941340
by that logic people are not attracted to kids either so it should be fine

Groomer Kong
Epstein Kong

>>715956351
because interpreting Mario game as a metaphor for infidelity is funny over seeing fantasy as a fantasy

>>715907506 (OP)
So is this the first time DK met KRool or is it still some kind of sequel-reboot thing
>>715921440
I really wish Pauline would sit on my face

>>715921440
>Rizdraws is a demonic degenerate with god like art skills(wasted on beastiality rape porn with human females and monster dicks). Terrible artist inside and out.

>>715929926
So I take it the game doesn't explain why she's a kid?

>>715967479
No because it's treated as normal as in this takes place back when she was a kid, thus leading to two plausible scenarios
>a) Cranky is full of shit and was never the original DK from the arcade game
>b) Cranky was telling the truth and Mario and Pauline from the original arcade game aren't their modern counterparts but rather relatives of the ones we know

>>715907506 (OP)
Holy sex

>>715913028
Ah yes, pedo bait.
Pedo bait for kids.
Kids that are pedos.
That pedo bait.

>>715954271
Alligators and crocodiles like fruits, albeit is more akin to eat sweets than actual part of diet.

K.roll is just an spiteful cunt.

>>715907506 (OP)
UGLY FILIPINO MIDGET

So Donkey Kong is an honest to god groomer now? What the fuck?

>>715968989
actually...

>>715969171
Banana nut bread tastes best when you use almost rotten bananas for their excessive sweetness.

>>715940745
This post triggering so many autists show that this fan base needs a reset.

>>715941127
You don’t have to explain yourself, even the new merchandise of DK in Japan states that this is the same DK as the arcade one.

>>715941340
>we
You mean ME

>>715969068
Rent Free

>>715913202
>You're the same people that wanted Kranky Kong to be original DK after retirement
So he's part of Nintendo?

>>715959036
The more I think about it the more it becomes clear that the only possible explanation is sex appeal.

>>715940745
So now Donkey Kong wanted to violently fuck a woman he's known since she was a little girl?

>>715918580
Smash Bros. series has trophies from all Nintendo's history, they even confirmed Mario's actual age in there, and multiple times they said original DK is Cranky and current one is his grandson.
Can they ever retcon this? Yes. But until proven the contrary, the latest information about it are the valid ones.
(Fucking Captcha: DKDXD)

>>715943309
>supremely arrogant
Fucking hell
Do all zoomers have double digit IQ?

Pixar girl wannabe 300

obviously. we have a split timeline here.
the DK Bananza artbook will explain it

>>715953124
You realize you just outed yourself as Eric, right?

>>715969492
>japanese guy looks like handsome hiro
lmao

>>715971337
yes anon, i am your evil boogieman: air rick.
my mere presence makes the weekly salesfag general quiver and cry.
and my accomplice, gay air conditioning unit (known by you as "ACfag"), have been shitting up your threads for years.
we both have a thousand devices so that we are able to ignore post rate limits and post in 10 different threads at the same time.
and there's nothing you can do about it! i will keep posting about how your retarded theory is retarded.

>>715970256
I said it before, this game is just wreck-it Ralph. Disney should patten 'little girl and big dumb guy' and sue nintendo

>>715969171
>only likes them when donkey (and other kongs) wouldn't eat them anymore
So what's his fucking problem? I doubt the Kongs eat literally ALL the bananas on the islands before they go bad.

>>715969585
DK most definitely already stretched her out when she was smol. Mario & DK were hole brothers all this time.

>>715907506 (OP)
thoses hips...

>>715971761
Cope, he's 0% European compared to the Filipino who actually has Aryan ancestry.

>>715966541
What the fuck are you talking about, the majority of his art is just pinup vidya girls

>>715949256
>Pole is retarded
At least learn how to form an argument, Ruminski

>>715921440
>>715966541
He's a faggot because he won't draw loli just like 99% of modern gay lgbt Twitter artists.
Shadman or JLullaby would have her choke on 100 dicks to death within days of first trailer with her.

>>715949256
>You also hate cool platformers like Crash Bandicoot
Not my fault the remake was shit because all they had were hacks in the team. Western devs are unironically cooked because they poisoned their talent pool.

>everything about this game appeals to me
>zero to little excitement about it
I guess I just don't care much about video games anymore. Growing old sucks.

>>715971892
the kongs apparently know how to store bananas in a way so they never rot. as we never have seen a rotten banana in any of the games until now.

>>715973315
Maybe kong bananas have special/magical properties, and that is why they don't rot. It would explain why K Rool would steal them.

headcanon: Kong Bananas keep DK/Diddy immortal, that is why they don't age. Cranky discovered them later in his life while trying to keep his wife alive; he still managed to become immortal even with an old body, but his wife didn't have the same luck.

>>715943309
You're pretending to speak on behalf of Nintendo, while calling the official games that Miyamoto consulted on every day "arrogant". It must take a mind-numbing level of un-self awareness to write something like this. There's a sad and troubling phenomenon where people seek to be an authority on subjects that they barely know anything about. The idea that Cranky was not referred to as being the arcade Donkey Kong in all international versions is just flat-out wrong. Miyamoto co-signed it. Why are you roleplaying as a Nintendo employee, or like their ambassador of truth? It's pathetic. And they didn't change Cranky in Bananza either, so you're lying.

>>715973315
So the Kongs are in the wrong then by deliberately starving the Kremlings by altering their food supply.

>>715973842
Boomers are so weak, what happened to that generation?

>>715969171
our king of rot...

>>715966541
Game recognize game. Either make ugly shitart that knows what it is or make beautiful art that lifts up this reality we are in. Any attempt to make something that looks beautiful but praises antithetical aestheticness (ie weird gross shit) is just ugliness trying to insult Beauty.

>>715970126
Yes, all zoomers are universally maladjusted and are obsessed with minutia and nonsense. They cannot communicate or learn.

>>715935168
BG3 bros..

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>>715975382
All the good men were sent off to die in WW2 so only weak men procreated that produced the baby boomer generation.

>>715980561
This only happened in Russia, more American men came back than died

>>715980219
>>715980537
Pedos like you will soon be hunted down in public and executed in the streets to the cheering masses. Your days are numbered.

>>715939827
Miyamoto is a fucking quack

>>715969703
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-19-donkey-kong-bananza-part-1/
>Watanabe: That was a hot topic of discussion. People's impressions of Donkey Kong actually vary quite significantly from person to person. Donkey Kong began life in the arcades as Mario's nemesis, but since then he's had many guises depending on the game, be that a cool, rugged king of the jungle or a lovable goofball. So, rather than just giving him a simple design update, we strove for a design that would get to the core of what makes Donkey Kong who he is, bringing out his unique characteristics and appeal.
Straight from Nintendo's mouth. Arcade DK and modern DK are the same as far as they're conerned.
>B-but rivals in overalls!
A vague reference to the arcade game and nothing more.

>>715981725
You are being disingenuous.
They are referring to Donkey Kong III fighting Mario Mario in the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games.

>>715981725
Modern Donkey Kong IS Arcade Donkey Kong. Cranky IS Arcade Donkey Kong. Modern Donkey Kong is NOT Cranky. It's a simple concept to understand.

Donkey Kong thread on /v/:
>Family lineages across games,
>Kong multiverses&Meta,
>Feetfags,
>Gay furfags,
>Gay scalies,
>Toddler lollicons,
>Complaining that LGBT drawfags on twitter dont draw enough lolli R34 of Pauline.
>Cumtributes to someone named shadman,
All this over a cutesy children's game, You losers need to get a life, and then kill yourselves.

How is she still single by Odyssey? I would have gotten her pregnant with 6 kids by then

>>715980661
Trump won, cope.

>>715982886
All these characters are the same but also different, it all depends on the universe any specific game is set. Trying to make sense of Nintendo lore is impossible. Might as well ask who did DK fuck to make DK jr.

>>715983318
Presumably Junior came from a stork

>>715983318
Cranky is a damsel stealing Chad. He probably fucked half the monkeys in the jungle.

Donkey Kong thread on /v/:
>Family lineages across games,
>Kong multiverses&Meta,
>Feetfags,
>Gay furfags,
>Gay scalies,
>Toddler lollicons,
>Complaining that LGBT drawfags on twitter dont draw enough lolli R34 of Pauline.
>Cumtributes to someone named shadman,
All this over a cutesy children's game, You losers need to get a life, enjoy both seconds of it, and then kill yourselves.