Tell me your opinion or else - /v/ (#715990507) [Archived: 127 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:29:42 PM No.715990507
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Whatโ€™s your favorite layer and what is your most hated layer in Donkey Kong Bananza? Honerable mentions are fine too. Iโ€™ll start
Favorite: Feast Layer
Hated: Freezer Layer
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:54:12 PM No.715992415
Freezer is ass because I can't fucking see anything in the caves.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:57:01 PM No.715992606
>>715990507 (OP)
Just started playing 5 mins ago and came to this board to ask if anyone has this same expierience.
>start moving around punching
>evertthing looks like shit in motion
>choppy animations with terrible frame timing
>turn hdr off in switch settings
>go back to game
>everything is smooth as fuck and amazing looking now
Why do they keep trying to force games to look better with software gimmicks that end up having the opposite effect?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:11:02 PM No.715993582
dumb nit pick about the game but man, the voice acting line delivery is so fucking terrible. reminds me of high school drama where they emphasize certain words/sentences in an overly dramatic way.
you can tell the voice director is japanese because they dont know how native english speakers speak normally. plus, just like how japanese people write the scripts, they always have those weird fucking pauses in the middle of sentences.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:14:39 PM No.715993830
>>715993582
It also feels like they hired Pauline's VA for her singing more than her acting
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:30:51 PM No.715994954
>>715990507 (OP)
Favorite so far is Freezer Layer. Least favorite is Lagoon Layer.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:39:36 PM No.715995613
favorite was hilltop even though its quite simple and short.I just like the colors and openness.
least favorite was trash because its actual literal trash
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:41:21 PM No.715995747
>>715990507 (OP)
Favorite: Resort Layer
Hated: Snake Kingdom, mostly because i hadnt really leveled any health and didnt immediately understand the slow mechanic and died on some easy platforming because the damage was too high
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:43:35 PM No.715995907
>>715995747
snake form controls like fucking garbage anyways
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:43:51 PM No.715995926
Haven't finished it yet. Anyone else getting all the banans and fossils before going to the next layer or am I autistic
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:45:43 PM No.715996063
>>715995907
yeah he punches at different heights in his bouncing, and is sometimes too tall to even walk into his own challenge rooms

weirdly a little sloppy imo, but he's not that useful anyways so no need to whip him out that oftne
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:47:18 PM No.715996182
>>715995926
No Iโ€™m doing the same thing. Just the completion mindset
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:49:07 PM No.715996324
>tfw fully upgraded Elephant form
WHHHHHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:53:25 PM No.715996606
>>715990507 (OP)
I just finished Freezer Layer and it was the worst part of the game aside from its bosses. I liked those.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:10:20 PM No.715997762
How long does the postgame Elder stuff take?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:18:06 PM No.715998279
Am I in the twilight zone? Why is this childrenโ€™s game getting so much discussion and praise from adults? A buddy of mine let me try this game out and itโ€™s just jumping around and collecting shit. Am I missing something?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:48:39 PM No.716000385
>>715998279
It has cute girl
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:03:00 AM No.716001293
>>715998279
Im sorry anon, but sooner or later you'll find out: you're fucking retarded
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:06:05 AM No.716001492
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>>715993582
>using the english voice
you only have yourself to blame
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:07:29 AM No.716001587
>>715995907
best thing about snake is using the charge jump into ostrich switch for easy shortcuts
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:11:11 AM No.716001825
>>715992606
Been playing with HDR and haven't had any issues. Maybe try rebooting?

>>715990507 (OP)
Favorite: Either Lagoon for the music, Feast for the overall design, or Forest for a good mix of both.
Hated: I honestly like them all. I guess Hilltop is a tad bland, and Resort makes me wish we could swim underwater.

As a side note, the fractone theme is too damn catchy. It has some playfulness and a bit of melancholy to it that makes it feel very nostalgic. I love it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:22:14 AM No.716002629
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https://youtu.be/54jIsr4i9AI
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:23:09 AM No.716002694
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how in the goddamn do I get this banana
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:23:42 AM No.716002738
Punching everything sounds like a cool concept at first but the reality is that it's really annoying constantly having the camera shake, sound booming, and screen cluttered with particle effects. The game actually gives me a headache.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:23:57 AM No.716002753
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Feast is just Witchy World to me
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:25:10 AM No.716002849
>>716002738
Just turn off camera shake.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:25:30 AM No.716002872
>>715990507 (OP)
Was overwhelmed by the game and the shittalk about it for the first hour, but once you turn off your brain and GO. It does become a masterpiece. It's like Mario Odyssey on Crack.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:25:46 AM No.716002902
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:33:25 AM No.716003469
>>715990507 (OP)
I'm noticing some small things here and there being re-used from odyssey. Junction is re-used from odyssey - that short level in the clouds. There is also a song in one of the molten chocolate areas of the freezer layer that I think is lightly remixed from Odyssey too.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:37:02 AM No.716003725
>>716002872
I just got to the tropical resort. There has so far been exactly two instances of minor platforming - that was in the jungle with the rubber rock and a challenge/bonus room at the junction(?) that had you jumping across moving platforms while avoiding auto turrets. In that sense it is worse than Odyssey. I'm still liking it though you are right you do have to turn your brain off quite a bit - sometimes to the detriment of getting banana.
>banana under rubber cliff
>have to create platform underneath
>Can't figure out how I can grab rubber to make said platform
>Turns out all I had to do was create a platform then use the boost jump on said platform
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:44:45 AM No.716004294
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>>715990507 (OP)
Just reached layer 1000. As someone who though most of Nintendo's output on Switch was great but massively overrated, and thought Odyssey was particularly mediocre, it's the best game Nintendo has put out in at least a decade. Only issues so far are a weaker soundtrack (atleast for the area themes) and the Bananza forms being a little overtuned. Even if using them is optional I still think they could have made them take longer to charge, have some upgrades for that.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:46:43 AM No.716004435
>>716004294
The bananza forms would have really shined if the levels were longer and more challenging. The events to unlock the bananza forms are over in literally 10 seconds.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:48:15 AM No.716004541
>>716002753
Missing Ganon(dorf,) but yeah, K.Rool is the only legitimately mainstream compelling villain going for Nintendo. The rest have either been woobified, dumb-downed or sidelined into complete jokes.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:49:22 AM No.716004630
>>715990507 (OP)
The challenge rooms are really the only thing that is keeping my brain activity.
The Bananza song is also starting to annoy me.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:49:56 AM No.716004665
>>715995926
>Anyone else getting all the banans and fossils before going to the next layer or am I autistic
everyone here is autistic
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:50:50 AM No.716004736
>>716004435
You mean the short tutorials about how each form works?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:51:46 AM No.716004806
>>716004630
>The Bananza song is also starting to annoy me.
Which one?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:52:16 AM No.716004845
>>715993582
more like english voice acting is almost a lost artform. most modern voice actors/actresses of today suck ass and the bar for whats passable is really low
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:53:53 AM No.716004971
>>716004736
Yes, when you first get the form and are given a small run up to the elder. I didn't even get to experience the charging gimmick of the zebra form because it was over before it began. Some things in this game feel strangely rushed.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:55:41 AM No.716005101
>>716001492
>>716004845
The Japanese VA is better but she has her bad moments too. I forget which line it was specifically, I think it was her yelling at Void Kong, her delivery was as flat as a plank when there clearly was supposed to be emotion in it.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:59:40 AM No.716005374
>>716004971
It's just a short tutorial that tells you what the new buttons are. I'll take that over being forced to fuck around and reset if you don't hit the exact buttons it asks you to in sequence.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:00:14 AM No.716005424
>>716004845
>>715993582
Normally I would agree about shoddy EN voice work, but I really haven't heard any major issues with Pauline, and I beat the game this morning. It's not amazing (outside the ainging), but I've heard far, far worse. I might even call it above average.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:00:37 AM No.716005451
literally who
literally who
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>>716005101
Yeah the jap performance isn't anything outstanding either, but at least it's not as grating as hearing an American roastie yell in your ear
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:00:53 AM No.716005470
>>716004435
they do this in the post game with the bananza rehersals
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:06:15 AM No.716005846
I managed to beat the game without getting the zebra bananza. Turns out that the snake can also do the zebra sections because of it's hop walk.
Also they put what I assume is extra dialogue at the end of the game if you miss one and just give it to you for the postgame.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:06:38 AM No.716005878
>>716005470
I'm working my way there still.
>>716005374
>just a short tutorial
Short is an understatement. They barely exist. I wish they made them longer if only just for the novelty of getting to enjoy the party feeling for a bit longer.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:11:01 AM No.716006179
>>716005846
maybe there's more later but the only place I've found that you NEED a Bananza form for aside from the challenge rooms is the Tempest Layer since you need the Elephant is for pulling things out of tornados. Has anyone found a workaround for that yet?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:24:01 AM No.716007021
>>715996324
Its just too OP at destroying terrain. They made it sound like Kong was supposed to be the ground clearer, but Elephant just turns levels into dust.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:29:04 AM No.716007358
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>>715990507 (OP)
that's a fun bideo jame
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:41:03 AM No.716008209
>>715998279
This. I was at a coffee shop and overheard a bunch of Nintendo fans discussing what a disappointment bananza is and how they're going to sell their switch 2s to buy PS5s.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:46:14 AM No.716008535
>>716008209
Do you ever get tired of falseflagging as your "le snoy" bogeymen?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:47:25 AM No.716008605
>>715993582
Pauline has like fifteen different languages you can swap between if you don't like her English VA
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:48:35 AM No.716008683
How well will this game age before the "it's not that good" videos pop up citing at how many low difficulty Banana's there are and just being low challenge in general?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:50:33 AM No.716008817
>>716008535
He's clearly being sarcastic.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:55:05 AM No.716009113
>>715993582
nintendo america is responsible for the english voices
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:55:43 AM No.716009147
I liked the beach and burger town.
Although the beach was way to basic.
swamp and snow wasnโ€™t it
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:55:57 AM No.716009159
>>715990507 (OP)
Go to bed raresnoy.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:56:37 AM No.716009210
>>716002753
thats what it felt like to me too
feels like it could have been put in banjo threeie or yooka laylee
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:57:44 AM No.716009280
>>716004806
all of them are annoying
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:58:15 AM No.716009313
>>716009280
zebra is based
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:59:04 AM No.716009369
>>716009313
thats the worst of the bunch
and all the npcs sound retarded and gay, especially the zebras
not a good influence for kids
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:59:33 AM No.716009405
Why canโ€™t we get basic options in most Nintendo games?
Like volume controlsโ€ฆ
I was shocked they let us increase the camera speed in bananza
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:59:34 AM No.716009407
>>716008535
there was actually another group at the coffee shop who loudly announced that they were tired of falseflagging as my le snoy bogeyman and how they were going to switch to playing videogames instead of shitposting on /v/, everyone else in the cafe stood up and started clapping.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:59:56 AM No.716009432
>>716009313
Zebra was my least favourite
Ostrich is probably the best because it starts so strong, feels good to activate it and hear that DUN DUN DUN DUN
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:00:06 AM No.716009446
Kuno
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>>716009369
>he doesn't like the Zebras
You gay?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:02:02 AM No.716009569
>>716009405
lack of volume controls was the most obnoxious, both this game and MKW had some sound mixing problems that are easily fixable by giving you the option to adjust the volume of the music
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:02:53 AM No.716009628
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>Only 4 types of 2D retro style challenge stages
>In the entire game

Every single layer should have had stages referencing each game in the series not just 4
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:06:07 AM No.716009887
I love the logos and cover art for this and MK World. Whoever is doing them for Switch 2 games is killing it atm
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:06:09 AM No.716009890
>>716009280
Ah, you're shitposting then. All of them are 11/10, fucking amazing to listen to.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:06:59 AM No.716009947
>>715998279
Nigger were you were born yesterday? Nintendo games have ALWAYS gotten this much praise
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:09:06 AM No.716010105
>>716001492
Her english voice actor is literally the singer, not having her be the one to talk feels wrong.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:09:09 AM No.716010108
>>716009432
ostrich sounds like a super sentai song so it's tolerable
the music is the weakest part of bananza by far
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:09:31 AM No.716010139
AAUGH
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This game is proof that kremlings and by extension K Rool are more flexible than bowser ever was.

All Bowser can do is either make a castle fly or kidnap people which is why he works better as an anti hero in the RPG games. He peaked at Galaxy 1.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:09:48 AM No.716010164
I've only been through the first two so far. I've been spending a lot of time exploring.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:09:52 AM No.716010168
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I'm on the Radiance Layer and I'm having trouble getting this banana in particular. Anyone have any ideas what I should do.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:10:20 AM No.716010190
>>715990507 (OP)
The whole game is equally good, and I didn't really "love" a particular layer, just the overall flow and pace of the game and how silky smooth the controls feel.

It took all the best learnings from how Mario Odyssey felt like a more TikTok-paced Mario 64, for zoomerbrains, but it feels somehow less obsessive and just more "do whatever the fuck you want" ish, while also constantly nudging you forward by exploring. And once again, I envy the Mario/Donkey Kong games for story. These storylines feel like classic Nintendo shit done with a higher budget. Why couldn't Zelda BotW/TotK do that too? There was always this kind of simple, charming, but impactful way of doing narrative that happens and pushes you towards the finale of a Nintendo mascot game, and DK Bananza does that too. it has an arc, a few villains, and it keeps those dynamics consistent from beginning to end, so that long stretches of zoomer-gameplay is locked back into place with a story-beat.

I WISH 3D Zelda was like this, at the same time as being open world and 3D Zelda. And I don't understand why Mario or Donkey Kong now have better execution of narrative than friggin Zelda.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:10:41 AM No.716010220
>>715990507 (OP)
Favorite: Feast Layer. I liked the ingredients being the terrain.
Hated: Disco Layer. Felt like I wasnt allowed to break anything. Fuck that rubber.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:12:55 AM No.716010358
>>716010168
just progress through the main quests for a little while
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:14:24 AM No.716010427
>>716010358
Thxs.. I'm trying to 100% each layer and sometimes I'd like to fully complete one sub layer before going into the next one.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:16:44 AM No.716010568
>>716010427
You cant anyway because like odyssey they add bananas to some layers post game so just play the game.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:17:42 AM No.716010627
>>715990507 (OP)
My only complaints so far (I'm at the radiant layer right now) are that the layers aren't as good as Odyssey kingdoms and that K. Rool and the Kremlings appear too late. Other than that the game has been really good.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:20:31 AM No.716010806
I'm not that far in the game, how many layers are like Hilltop where it's just an empty field? That one was really nothing, but Canyon was better.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:20:47 AM No.716010829
>>716009432
>>716010108
If you don't get pumped listening to tbe zebra bananza, I'm not sure you have a pulse.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:22:23 AM No.716010945
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>>715990507 (OP)
Resort layer >>>>>>>>>
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:22:32 AM No.716010958
>>716010806
there are like 4-5 small layers that are mostly in-betweens for the real levels
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:23:44 AM No.716011025
>>716010168
You have to light up the artificial sun like the snake says you dumb nigger
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:24:44 AM No.716011090
>>716010829
Ohhhhhh
Zebraโ€ฆ
Zebra
ZEBRA!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:25:04 AM No.716011116
>>716010829
I love Bananza and don't want to give credence to the shitposters but the Zebra song is literally something Dora the Explorer would sing
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:26:52 AM No.716011243
>>716011090
ZEBRAZEBRAZEBRAZEBRA
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:28:01 AM No.716011336
>>716011116
the part where she chants zebra sounds really silly, but the rest of it is good
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.716011361
>>716011116
Dora the Explorer would sing high energy, electro flamenco/samba fusion with a rap solo?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:29:44 AM No.716011448
>>716007021
True, but I don't mind it, as it is a godsend when it comes to finding hidden collectibles.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:31:36 AM No.716011570
>>716010945
this is true
but its also a little too similar to the seaside kingdom in odyssey
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:31:59 AM No.716011595
Why does all the baby mode Moons in Odyssey get called out but not Bananza (yet)?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:33:00 AM No.716011675
Worst sidequest?
I hate the ones where you have to smash the terrain to find the hidden crystal guys
That one in the Freezer Land town where one is in the roof took me way too long
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:33:44 AM No.716011723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHjbdhLa1Q0
Favorite song so far.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:33:44 AM No.716011724
>>716011675
the shaved ice puzzles sucked mostly
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7/21/2025, 2:35:23 AM No.716011837
As someone who's favorite Nintendo series is DK, I'm in heaven so far.

And I have the first Bananza song stuck in my head.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:35:50 AM No.716011862
>>716011595
Because while that's always been a stupid complaint to begin with, the bananas having more extrinsic value changes how players react to them. The psychological thing that happens with moons for dumber people is that they think that the game having an easy moon is robbing them of some hypothetical challenge the game would've otherwise had, because the moons only serve as a reward by themselves. Since the bananas are 1/5th of a skill point in Bananza, these same people probably want the upgrade and not the banana itself, so psychologically it's like the game is doing them a favor.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:39:15 AM No.716012083
>>715990507 (OP)
oh zebra, zebra, zebraaaaaaaa

(zebra zebra zebra zebra)
Replies: >>716013438
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:40:42 AM No.716012160
>>716011595
the baby mode bananas are just there for progress points so even retarded children dont feel like theyre missing out on skill points

>>716011723
desu none of the music in this game really wows me, im only down to resort layer and i kind of wish we just had dk64 tracks over most of the worlds
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:41:13 AM No.716012194
>>716011570
I was thinking more of Starshine Beach Galaxy.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:41:55 AM No.716012241
I wasn't feeling thrilled about it until I hit the forest. And I'm not sure if it's because I got better at the game, having a second bananza made the game more fun, the level design got better or if it's just because I like the Ostrich theme.
Replies: >>716014085
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:43:07 AM No.716012317
>>716010168
Unrelated to your question but your pic is making me post this. My damn asus PG27Aq is entirely incompatible with my Switch 2. It only accepts 720x480. Shit sucks man I need a new monitor. Had to move to a 24 inch dell.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:46:04 AM No.716012528
file
file
md5: bad8d1d17badf10fd05f31171b68fc19๐Ÿ”
>>716011570
>too similar
It's probably the same exact water tech with a couple of new assets. I have noticed a few strikingly similar things between the two games that's more than just "oh it was made by the same team that does this kind of thing".
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:47:24 AM No.716012607
>>715993582
Everytime Pauline speaks this plays in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8dIpNcyEY
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:49:28 AM No.716012743
OOK OOK HOOHOO_thumb.jpg
OOK OOK HOOHOO_thumb.jpg
md5: 448595fd6d134a3556a8f0d8ab43c91e๐Ÿ”
how is this game so fucking good
Replies: >>716012846 >>716013314 >>716016881
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
7/21/2025, 2:49:35 AM No.716012747
>>715993582

I'm convinced this is Pauline's VA's first role. Gotta be.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:49:52 AM No.716012765
1753026452705
1753026452705
md5: bff333e720271349ea8b33fffa12d450๐Ÿ”
The next game will formally introduce K rool's wife
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:50:57 AM No.716012846
>>716012743
i don't get it, we already did this in odyssey.
Replies: >>716012973 >>716014816
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:52:09 AM No.716012929
1000001704
1000001704
md5: c6d324224849d3a6f3c63bb191276eb6๐Ÿ”
>>715990507 (OP)
Is there any chance that there is a made in abyss Easter egg or reference hidden anywhere in the game?
Replies: >>716013226 >>716026645
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:52:40 AM No.716012960
1734620682351982
1734620682351982
md5: ea25092054548ec4d4b30ae60ce09129๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>716013227 >>716013528 >>716015317 >>716019576 >>716025689
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:52:53 AM No.716012973
>>716012846
Compared to Odyssey, it isn't as stilted, and looks/feels cool.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:53:17 AM No.716013008
bananza
bananza
md5: eec58a6bfda302290eaae0c0d9493041๐Ÿ”
thoughts on my Bananza fan art?
Replies: >>716013756
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:54:07 AM No.716013069
20250720205156-01K0N7E0KWS8TZ72XNZZPEQ5ZT
20250720205156-01K0N7E0KWS8TZ72XNZZPEQ5ZT
md5: 9dabab7d704deebaa496f843ffa113c0๐Ÿ”
Literally impossible
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
7/21/2025, 2:56:44 AM No.716013226
>>716012929

They're not that ballsy.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:56:46 AM No.716013227
1752446532076273
1752446532076273
md5: c11148a5378378a155653e1015dbc7ec๐Ÿ”
>>716012960
i cant fucking take this any longer. whos responsible, its just too much
Replies: >>716013564
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:57:56 AM No.716013292
1723582218141463
1723582218141463
md5: 1995cdcacb813b30b7d3d33b0e5ef32d๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>716015013
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:58:19 AM No.716013314
>>716012743
What is that midair strike second to last?
Replies: >>716016543
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:58:25 AM No.716013324
>do kong bananza
>pauline singing
>song gets to chorus
>pauline starts pumping her arms
the animations are great. also if she is pointing something out in game the lyrics don't play, which is a nice touch.
Replies: >>716014473 >>716014904
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:59:13 AM No.716013369
45545985445565
45545985445565
md5: cc8f3b3cac22ffb0eda3a14b00d8be7b๐Ÿ”
Was she sent forward in time?
Replies: >>716013402 >>716013481 >>716027461
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:59:55 AM No.716013402
>>716013369
She was sent ACUTE in time.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:00:07 AM No.716013410
protip for the last rehearsal use pauline's more hp gen during bananza clothes so you can get health at fruits which respawn, also balloons are cheap, it's better to fall than 0 health and redo it all.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:00:30 AM No.716013438
>>716012083
For me, it's the
>zou zou zou zou
Chanting in the Elephant theme.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:01:09 AM No.716013481
>>716013369
A Hat in Time
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:01:09 AM No.716013482
I like how every bananza has its own song/style but they are all instruments from pauline's adult band.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:02:09 AM No.716013528
>>716012960
DK should have asked this nice office lady out on a date, and share a banana split after she stopped being a evil capitalist pig.
Replies: >>716013581 >>716028536
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:02:36 AM No.716013553
>>716001492
This is literally a global product made with the American audience in mind, doing subs for something like this is just retarded
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:02:43 AM No.716013564
1747890050665917
1747890050665917
md5: 4618005414ac2be9dd1f9347040e6ad2๐Ÿ”
>>716013227
Top tier monkee hag
Replies: >>716013725
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:03:07 AM No.716013581
>>716013528
Candy would be mad.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:03:20 AM No.716013604
the fractones are so cute
I especially like the lion ones that are always dancing.
I want to rape them and smash them to pieces.
Replies: >>716013676 >>716013813 >>716014743 >>716014934
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:04:43 AM No.716013676
>>716013604
>rape them
Weird
>smash them
Yes, theyโ€™re very satisfying to hit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:05:28 AM No.716013725
>>716013564
>Let's fight!
>no sorry I don't work overtime
I lol'd.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:06:01 AM No.716013756
>>716013008
pretty good
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:07:00 AM No.716013813
>>716013604
>that one zebra one just standing there watching the real zebras run around on the crumbly bridge
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:11:59 AM No.716014085
>>716012241
the game feels extremely slow paced. I was thinking that Kong was the only Bananza in the game 6-7 hours in because I didnt see anything else until the Forest level. I guess they expected you to be absolutely running through these levels because otherwise the upgrades are on a really slow drip.
Replies: >>716014176 >>716015215
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:12:37 AM No.716014119
donkey kong shells an innocent village_thumb.jpg
donkey kong shells an innocent village_thumb.jpg
md5: 5c8681fdb4e93563e6729040d971e53b๐Ÿ”
SO LONG GAY ROCK
Replies: >>716014672
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:13:29 AM No.716014176
>>716014085
the pace is as fast as you want it to be, you do things in a level till you're satisfied and then go to the next
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:14:38 AM No.716014251
theKING
theKING
md5: 6165f6f09248f059e83a5f10dccf40c3๐Ÿ”
post yfw. now.
Replies: >>716014670 >>716019970
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:15:39 AM No.716014316
>>715992606
Just beat the game a few minutes ago, solid 9/10 for me. I removed 1 point because of the performance that can be really shit at times but other than that it was a really good game.
Replies: >>716014893 >>716029526
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:31 AM No.716014471
>>716009280
Post deserves ban
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:34 AM No.716014473
1739305946601749
1739305946601749
md5: 996d92673e0b13c556589d9d82ad3707๐Ÿ”
>>716013324
for example:
Replies: >>716027026
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:21:39 AM No.716014670
1732542933670957
1732542933670957
md5: 5b7f875fa3141ee614f541087613ad84๐Ÿ”
>>716014251
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:21:42 AM No.716014672
>>716014119
I'm avoiding spoilers about this game because I'm interested in it, but it looks terrible, holy shit.
I don't know what's wrong with the colors, maybe people are using HDR wrong? I don't know. But this game looks too ugly.
Replies: >>716014861 >>716015478 >>716016023 >>716016268 >>716031359
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:22:51 AM No.716014743
1736039893964861
1736039893964861
md5: 200ea7cb4c85a578299a22a7a95644f7๐Ÿ”
>>716013604
the fractones are 100% banjo kazooie npcs, they even rhyme like them. and you can smash them but they grow back. every time you get a banana in the area they cheer you on, they are total bros.

also it's funny how there are even giraffe shaped ones, they have a bunch of diff forms.
Replies: >>716015067
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:23:58 AM No.716014816
>>716012846
It takes a lot more skill than Odyssey which I like. More button presses and better timing. Hat jumps being automatic was too easy.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:24:30 AM No.716014857
on tonight's episode
on tonight's episode
md5: 56f85b0c9ee37a5cb81f6007694f90df๐Ÿ”
>smash into the melon
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:24:35 AM No.716014861
>>716014672
It looks beautiful on my screen, had been taking several pictures. Looks very washed out and compressed there, it's actually super colorful.
Replies: >>716016023
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:24:51 AM No.716014873
is the game selling well enough for a sequel?
Replies: >>716015070 >>716018051
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:25:04 AM No.716014893
IMG_7496
IMG_7496
md5: a6bf674709af588949f9d7d1c5ab8e57๐Ÿ”
>>716014316
>Boast about the switch 2 being a lot more powerful
>Itโ€™s own games still run like shit
Going hybrid was a mistake
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:25:18 AM No.716014904
1740313204623416
1740313204623416
md5: c262d7b531f14076fb26c51fb60ca4e1๐Ÿ”
>>716013324
na na na na banananaaaaa
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:25:44 AM No.716014934
>>715990507 (OP)
It's pretty hard to pick a favorite honestly, the levels are generally really different from each other. Maybe Freezer, Radiance, or Feast. Least favorite is the landfill.

>>716013604
>lion ones that are always dancing
I like how when you get near the end of the level and there's an employee guide that tells them when in doubt just start dancing in place.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:27:06 AM No.716015013
>>716013292
Seeing the colorful Nintendo games in non shit resolutions have been a bliss.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:28:01 AM No.716015067
>>716014743
Ngl I kinda wish we did get giraffe and lion npcโ€™s. Guess no though on account of not wanting to or being unable to come up with bananza forms or something
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:28:04 AM No.716015070
1703472980094350_thumb.jpg
1703472980094350_thumb.jpg
md5: ad0e100f1a9c34e91d0d82c2b6659a8b๐Ÿ”
>>716014873
>nintendo
>sequels
Replies: >>716015135
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:28:07 AM No.716015073
can someone post the webm with all versions of Pauline dancing?
Replies: >>716018993
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:29:01 AM No.716015135
>>716015070
>what is SMG2
>what is ToTK
Replies: >>716015232
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:29:48 AM No.716015182
I liked it from a gameplay perspective, but I hate the plot and the way Nintendo handles story related things.
It would have been better if Pauline was just a different girl, they literally JUST remade Mario Vs. Donkey Kong where Pauline was an adult with modern Donkey Kong.
They could have retconned literally everything and established new lore for DK but nope, Country 1-3 is still canon, yet DK doesn't even acknowledge K.Rool despite being kidnapped by him. Pauline could have said something like
>Wait, you know him?
But no, K.Rool doesn't acknowledge DK and DK doesn't acknowledge him.
So we're in this fucking weird place where things are halfway retconned. They could have just not put adult Pauline in Mario Kart World and retconned her for the generation as being a kid.

Why is Pauline underground anyway, and why did Void let her go if they need her voice? Void Kong used the remote from a short distance to turn DK into a Rock, so the same would go for Pauline. Why just leave her?

Then the Banandium Root in general is just a really stupid plot device. It's like the Dragon Balls on fucking crack but with no requirement and it doesn't go away. This thing grants
>K.Rool either more power or to bring his Kremling Crew back
>DK's wish for Bananas
>Pauline's wish to return
>Presumably K.Rool a secondary wish for more power or to instantly take over the city
All in quick succession.

I realize it's a kid's game but Nintendo is selling this on plot with Pauline knowing full well people are going to buy it to know what happens.
Replies: >>716015436 >>716015468 >>716016148
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:30:16 AM No.716015205
Best layer is the first layer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:30:31 AM No.716015215
>>716014085
It's the opposite, the game is wildly fast paced. I just got to the beach resort level 30 minutes ago and I'm already gone by mistake.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:30:39 AM No.716015224
I'm enjoying this way more than Mario Odyssey. DK is always kino.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:30:48 AM No.716015232
>>716015135
The devs having a bunch of left over ideas and not wanting to do DLC. They're the exception to the rule.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:31:44 AM No.716015279
>>716002902
>Rips your face off and flings it across the map
Replies: >>716015431 >>716015606
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:21 AM No.716015317
>>716012960
grumpy said they were starting a mining company together
is that code for hes going to get all up in her shit hole
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:34:23 AM No.716015426
1734218643156481
1734218643156481
md5: 32dcb009e668f10a49ac40d9481848e8๐Ÿ”
basically the plot of the game: music saves the day
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:34:32 AM No.716015431
>>716015279
I prefer surfing with their faces.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:34:48 AM No.716015436
>>716015182
The fossils also allude to Cranky still being the original DK and the original Pauline being someone other than our Pauline
Replies: >>716015625
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:35:14 AM No.716015459
>>716002902
I love how every NPC that you attack turns into a high five but these guys you are just destroying their bodies for no reason. Even Pauline acknowledges that their bodies grow back so it being a dick to immortal rock people is fine.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:35:23 AM No.716015468
1752568634569981_thumb.jpg
1752568634569981_thumb.jpg
md5: 9d74a33bbf6a32aa14037387e2062c37๐Ÿ”
>>716015182
>the lore of mario
did you get this upset when mario lived in a castle in SML2 and then in the next games he no longer had the castle?
What about when Bowser was allowed to compete in the 2008 olympics despite committing a war crime in SMG?
Why didn't Mario Kart World mention the time Mario out danced Waluigi in DDR?
Replies: >>716015552 >>716015602
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:35:32 AM No.716015478
>>716014672
>le compressed video.. looks like le shit?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:37:00 AM No.716015552
>>716015468
Just ignoring it is fine, it's weird when they DO acknowledge the past but not consistently. Dixie mentions DKC2 happening in her dialogue and there are a ton of fossils referencing older games.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:37:52 AM No.716015602
>>716015468
I'm upset about all those things
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:37:56 AM No.716015606
>>716015279
I laughed like a retard when I realized you could do this but then I felt bad because I remembered that lady who had her face ripped off by a chimp
Replies: >>716015714 >>716015862
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:38:17 AM No.716015620
Feast Layer is such a wonderful final layer to go through. It screams the feeling of some Childlike Wonder thatโ€™s been absolutely burnt out in your mind. Itโ€™s annoying but in the best possible way.
Least Favorite Layer is probably Radiance because its just boring. Snakes are cool, aesthetic is cool then it just becomes a snow level with 2 reused bosses
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:38:21 AM No.716015625
>>716015436
Do you have a screenshot or remember what they said?
Replies: >>716015839
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:39:57 AM No.716015714
>>716015606
It's okay it grows back.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:24 AM No.716015798
donkey kong pig
donkey kong pig
md5: b362f1e8b992b3645cc9b0b20bf45c19๐Ÿ”
I get that the DKR characters weren't that popular but did they really have to kill him and his family and turn them into fossils?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:42:11 AM No.716015839
fossils
fossils
md5: 16c0681797815f94552a691045368c83๐Ÿ”
>>716015625
'Certain Kong in his prime of his youth' seems it's pretty clearly referring to Cranky, as he is the only known Kong to be past the prime of his Youth.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:42:28 AM No.716015862
>>716015606
DK is a real menace in this game
You can destroy everyone's property and they'll just be real polite about it since there's nothing they can do against a massive retarded gorilla
There's some chimps fishing on a boat in the lagoon layer and they all say things like "I sure do love fishing" and if you destroy their boat and drop them in the water they cope by saying "I guess swimming is okay too :("
Replies: >>716015948 >>716015969 >>716016056 >>716016307 >>716020231
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:43:42 AM No.716015940
1701470482246087
1701470482246087
md5: 4195d28c5b7d60f5c8c221455e581992๐Ÿ”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=54jIsr4i9AI
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:43:46 AM No.716015948
>>716015862
I would try my best not to destroy NPC's houses but DK is so powerful that you do it just by moving around
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:44:17 AM No.716015969
>>716015862
>break some monkey's house
>guess I should have bought Kong insurance
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:11 AM No.716016023
>>716014861
>>716014672
I don't have an hdr screen
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:21 AM No.716016030
>>715990507 (OP)
I really like it so far. Though Iโ€™m still stuck in the first main world since I wanna collect everything. Tell me bros, is old DK an unlockable skin? I like the game a lot, but the redesign still havenโ€™t clicked with me
Replies: >>716016147
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:47 AM No.716016056
>>716015862
Fucking lmao I wish I could clap to look for hidden treasure without destroying fucking everything.
Replies: >>716016460
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:47:19 AM No.716016147
>>716016030
DK just has the differently colored pants, fur and different neck accessories, no real costumes.
Replies: >>716016367
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:47:19 AM No.716016148
Untitled
Untitled
md5: cdceac163af8aba151a04f67da2cb397๐Ÿ”
>>716015182
>But no, K.Rool doesn't acknowledge DK and DK doesn't acknowledge him.
You're a genuine autist who can't understand context clues and needs everything spelled out for him like a four year old
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:23 AM No.716016268
>>716014672
>I'm avoiding spoilers about this game because I'm interested in it
No you're not, I know a sour grapes snoy when I see one
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:32 AM No.716016279
>>715990507 (OP)
it's fucking great. it's an EPD 8 game, they're allergic to making mediocre games
best is resort, worst is freezer (because I can't see shit)
Replies: >>716016345 >>716016436
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:51 AM No.716016307
>>716015862
>DK is a real menace in this game
I was thinking about that. DK shows up to some poor ostrich's hotel and destroys literally everything.
> they cope by saying "I guess swimming is okay too :("
I'm dying.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:50:41 AM No.716016345
>>716016279
I thought the freezer was the best lol
Replies: >>716016452 >>716018165
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:07 AM No.716016367
>>716016147
Damn, oh well. Super Saiyan Kong at least looks cool enough
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:11 AM No.716016436
>>716016279
I loved the top layer blizzard it made it feel really cool to explore the area.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:33 AM No.716016452
>>716016345
it's a fine level, really like the design and the challenges but the damn blizzard on the top layer messed me up a lot
it's hard to choose a definite worst, they're all pretty good
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:35 AM No.716016456
Resort beach is one of the best levels, but its also the one that makes me the most sour about the lack of underwater gameplay
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:40 AM No.716016460
>>716016056
if I need health or gold for bananzas I usually end up smashing a house or making a cave.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:54:07 AM No.716016542
Anyone else seeing the mad Wreck-It Ralph similarities? Besides the obvious that Ralph himself was inspired by DK
>meta: protagonist was once the "bad guy" to pauline, but gets to be a hero now
>little snarky girl riding around on his shoulders constantly
>animations are extremely similar to ralph's from the movie, like the downward punch and being able to smash an uneven surface into a flat path
>pauline was originally being controlled/used by the antagonist who has taken over the realm, and didn't like using her powers, but she learned to use them for DK
Replies: >>716017113 >>716023417
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:54:07 AM No.716016543
>>716013314
just a regular punch
it stalls you in midair a little bit
Replies: >>716017232
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:54:58 AM No.716016585
>>716011723
this one sounds like they took a lot of inspiration from persona 5. or maybe 3
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:00:38 AM No.716016881
>>716012743
>also has nearly 30k gold
good, i'm not the only one digging constantly
Replies: >>716016980 >>716017209
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:18 AM No.716016980
>>716016881
better get that gold. you need 120K for one of the end game purchases
Replies: >>716018057 >>716022925
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:20 AM No.716017113
>>716016542
The team definitely watched Ralph for inspiration and enjoyed it, I am not falling for whatever BS excuse they came up with to explain giving DK overalls out of nowhere
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:01 AM No.716017168
gigathumbsup
gigathumbsup
md5: a866d215afbdd06f519d58928817a2dc๐Ÿ”
>options
>pauline's voice
>spoken Language: Italian
Replies: >>716017279
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:35 AM No.716017209
>>716016881
isn't digging how you get maps to find everything?
or is there some other way to find bananas and fossils
Replies: >>716017417 >>716022983
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:04 AM No.716017232
>>716016543
couldn't you also use the clap there? I feel like the clap gives you a little more air
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:49 AM No.716017279
>>716017168
I kind of want to change her voice around just to see what the difference between a traditional chinese and a simplified chinese actually is
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:07:30 AM No.716017327
>Sleep in rest house in the canyon layer
>realize Pauline has location specific and possible time specific dialogue

Aw fuck did I miss a lot of it already
Replies: >>716017498
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:08:55 AM No.716017417
>>716017209
by exploring the level
Replies: >>716017516
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:12 AM No.716017498
>>716017327
each rest house has its own dialogue for her, her dialouge in general also changes to show she is growing more confident and comfortable around DK
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:31 AM No.716017515
>one of rareware devs streams bananza
>learns hand slap is in
>proceeds to use it exclusively for the next 5 minutes
Based desu
This shit must feel surreal
Replies: >>716017584
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:32 AM No.716017516
>>716017417
but you explore by digging
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:11:40 AM No.716017584
>>716017515
the hand slap is from jungle beat
it even has the same purpose of collecting out of reach collectibles
god I fucking love jungle beat I'm so happy this game exists and the same dev team went full circle back to DK again
Replies: >>716017749
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:14:55 AM No.716017749
>>716017584
Actually it's from DKC1.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:18:23 AM No.716017951
1721598373663534
1721598373663534
md5: 337669ccb6fcd0ddae7dbc2932c28e8a๐Ÿ”
watch out best theme coming right trough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AadkgS4EJZ8
Replies: >>716018125 >>716018451 >>716020461
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:20:21 AM No.716018051
>>716014873
I pray. The game is so fucking good. Plus, if it sells poorly, DK and K Rool may well be shelved for a very, very long time.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:20:24 AM No.716018057
>>716016980
Wow I thought I was overkill having 50k on me now that I'm cleaning up worlds in the post game
Guess Pauline is going to keep that miner outfit on for a while
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:21:42 AM No.716018125
>>716017951
I like the snake bananza theme more.
Replies: >>716020461
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:21:50 AM No.716018135
oh I'm sorry, is that your ancient legendary disc? I'm just gonna beat shit with it and surf you don't mind right?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:22:39 AM No.716018165
>>716016345
Ice/fire combo stages are ALWAYS top tier. Hailfire Peaks and Freezeflame Galaxy come to mind, in particular.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:23:12 AM No.716018194
draft124364689
draft124364689
md5: 2fe5955663366f01aff7697c63a1b903๐Ÿ”
Where the fuck is the trailer theme used? I never heard it at all in game
Replies: >>716023180
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:26:30 AM No.716018390
Why they didnt give Cranky more dialogue? At least make him comment about each layer
Replies: >>716018519 >>716018568 >>716018580 >>716018639
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:27:37 AM No.716018451
>>716017951
LAA LAA LAA LAA LALALAAAAAA
>hooo ha hooha
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:28:45 AM No.716018519
>>716018390
I was disappointed with this too
I was hoping for disparaging remarks about the residents of each layer
Or at least calling Diddy and Dixie fools for running an underground race track
Replies: >>716018623
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:29:39 AM No.716018568
>>716018390
I was hoping he'd somehow deal the final blow to the final boss.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:29:59 AM No.716018580
>>716018390
I don't know if it's because Shiggy didn't OK it (I don't think he does that anymore) but odyssey team is horrifyingly conservative when it comes to a lot of things like that.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:30:34 AM No.716018623
>>716018519
It's ghe main droped ball in the game. Though he does add to the end of the rant at later stages and in the postgame.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:30:55 AM No.716018639
>>716018390
worse than that is the fact that most of his dialogue is the same each time you see him
Replies: >>716032458
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:32:15 AM No.716018703
>>716011570
Thatโ€™s why I love it, Seaside Kingdom is the best kingdom in Odyssey hands down. Then they added that rainbow shit that makes you fly and it cemented it as the best layer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:33:15 AM No.716018768
>>716011595
This is the dumbest fucking complaint, I literally never heard of that criticism before going to /v/
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:34:13 AM No.716018823
1744142674847542
1744142674847542
md5: 4bed887b8a8c33ceff2dbd2ef688c271๐Ÿ”
>>715990507 (OP)
GO GO GOTTA GO
ICHI-NA GO JITAN
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:34:16 AM No.716018826
Man they really nailed satisfying destruction in this game. The IGN reviewer pointed it out too, but for some reason hitting the fruit feels so satisfying. I loved going Kong Bananza and just tearing through the giant chunk of watermelon in resort layer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:37:09 AM No.716018993
1752906790611654_thumb.jpg
1752906790611654_thumb.jpg
md5: 7ef26c8ad416eb91dfca218f02b8fd4d๐Ÿ”
>>716015073
Like these?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:37:44 AM No.716019036
1726023380357204
1726023380357204
md5: b159a831eb8a4409dd6a520d94be651a๐Ÿ”
the true heroes of the game:
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:38:30 AM No.716019080
IMG_2520
IMG_2520
md5: b815cc79d978ab9a9d0de8816114d8a0๐Ÿ”
I just finished the postgame quest. Wasnโ€™t as hard as I wanted it to be, but I still had a good time. Ending the challenge level on fucking Zebra Bananza of all things was really weird lol.

I absolutely adored the game. Itโ€™s definitely going to be my favorite of the year regardless of how painful the 100% grinds ends up being. Not sure if itโ€™s my favorite DK game yet, but itโ€™s definitely in the top 3 alongside Country 2 and Tropical Freeze.

The story with Pauline and DK was super simple, but very cute. I find the idea of the grandchildren of DK Arcadeโ€™s characters becoming best friends very endearing. I hope we get more games either way these two in the future.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:38:49 AM No.716019094
Why has Bowser never gone for the Banandium Root, is he stupid?
Replies: >>716023305
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:39:27 AM No.716019137
I like the game a lot but my big complaint is that the controls keep popping up even at the end of the game
It kind of takes away from the moment where DK breaks out of Void's crystal
I know how to beat my chest and I know how barrel cannons work, you don't need to remind me
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:39 AM No.716019193
>>716011724
Those are easy, just use the math you learned in middle school to make the ice cubes tumble down switchback slopes.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:42:06 AM No.716019284
>>716011675
Those aren't too bad if you go elephant and succ up literally everything.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:46:50 AM No.716019576
2025071907561900_s
2025071907561900_s
md5: 66e95d35b85165706d5c27d251ece96b๐Ÿ”
>>716012960
Her shoes make no sense
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:46:54 AM No.716019580
So is this game better than Odyssey?
Replies: >>716019716 >>716023134 >>716023409 >>716027360 >>716028753 >>716028967
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:49:01 AM No.716019716
>>716019580
no
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:53:25 AM No.716019970
8rihwc
8rihwc
md5: 0ac899a16ddab99c4d2d624ed916b248๐Ÿ”
>>716014251
>Playing through the game with "Is K. Rool in the game?" permanently etched into the back of my mind (not helped by Cranky being a coy asshole about it)
>See pic related
>Immediately start going apeshit now that it's been answered
Real fans understand what it's supposed to be.
Replies: >>716024209
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:53:59 AM No.716020000
>>715995926
I've been completing a layer or two then going back and getting stuff I missed. Some of the layers with lava/poison/environmental shit isn't worth trying to get everything when you first get there. Powering up and getting the transformations make finding everything much easier. I'm back in the snow world now with the elephant power up and it makes a huge difference. I'm going to get 100% before the final boss because I like being max power when I beat a game.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:57:47 AM No.716020231
2025072018433100_s
2025072018433100_s
md5: 844978e10b6b8621f5aaefc2320a283d๐Ÿ”
>>716015862
The best part about beating the game is going back to the previous levels with the elephant power and seeing how much of the world you can delete before it starts to hinder your progress. The landing zone of the first level didn't even take that long to get to this.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:58:10 AM No.716020254
>>716011675
I just did that one and succ'd everything except the roof it was on
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:02:01 AM No.716020461
1533788795022
1533788795022
md5: 17f4e398aa056cec7f72bd4a1102602d๐Ÿ”
>>716017951
>>716018125
WRONG https://youtu.be/OKV9ZsVkgX0
ZOU ZOU ZOU ZOU
Replies: >>716023121
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:07:40 AM No.716020787
>DK can swim and climb holding stuff
>and jump into barrels holding stuff
It's hard getting used to this.
Replies: >>716027314
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:40:30 AM No.716022656
The gold kremling adjacent enemies should have become proper kremlings in all the worlds in the postgame.
Also disappointed that we didn't get New Donk City as a post game exclusive world like Mushroom Kingdom in Odyssey.
Replies: >>716023341 >>716027317
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:42:28 AM No.716022758
>>715998279
I didn't enjoy the game either. Loved DKC's and DK64 (which gets hate now for some reason). They literally could've remade DK64 with better graphics and QoL's like locked 60 fps and swap anywhere and it would be a better game to most people. Link's awakening remake did well. Did nintendo forget they can print money with remakes? They got worse at making games, they need to take it in stride before a superior fan remake they can't take down gets mass distributed.
Replies: >>716024712 >>716029112
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:45:08 AM No.716022903
I just got all 777 bananas listed in the game (one requires you to collect and spend all fossils so i got that too)

AMA
Replies: >>716022958
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:45:31 AM No.716022925
>>716016980
FATASS Grumpy Kong ate all my FUCKING MONEY.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:46:00 AM No.716022953
>>716008209
They need to leave their reviews on metacritic. Tiktok brain rot bots on there are out of control.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:46:11 AM No.716022958
complete
complete
md5: 0712da32c0abb7a03c8598541ab4c50d๐Ÿ”
>>716022903
now get the rest
Replies: >>716023083 >>716023198 >>716026960
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:46:32 AM No.716022983
>>716017209
You can also buy maps from the item fractone, if you wanted.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:47:00 AM No.716023008
>>715998279
>why are people actually talking about video games on /v/???
Replies: >>716023839
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:47:24 AM No.716023028
Favorite was the elephant layer
Most hated was the snake layer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:48:13 AM No.716023083
>>716022958
Are there actually 233 banandium chip ones. There is no fucking way
Replies: >>716023356 >>716023553
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:48:53 AM No.716023121
that shit is the mad note
that shit is the mad note
md5: af271f2084de6d38dc874c59a844ad47๐Ÿ”
>>716020461
>wanna sake it shake it babby
>ZOU ZOU ZOU ZOU (ayo ayo ayo)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:49:05 AM No.716023134
>>716019580
yeah, makes it actually fun.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:49:54 AM No.716023180
>>716018194
which one?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:50:09 AM No.716023198
>>716022958
i also got all p switches in mk world
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:50:18 AM No.716023210
>>716010190
Is "the plot of a 30 second tiktok" a synonym to your definition of "execution of narrative"
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:51:25 AM No.716023281
>>715995926
I already know more bananas will unlock post game so I'm not gonna bother, I just get any that I can easily find
Replies: >>716028287
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:51:49 AM No.716023305
>>716019094
Not a banana fan. He prefers peaches.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:52:16 AM No.716023341
>>716022656
Maybe that will be DLC.
Replies: >>716024360
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:52:35 AM No.716023356
>>716023083
Is there any other use for banandium chips or is it OK to just spend my stockpile on bananas whenever I want some easy skill point?
Replies: >>716023389 >>716023603
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:53:07 AM No.716023389
>>716023356
As far as I can tell the only use is for trading them for banan.
Replies: >>716023603
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:53:29 AM No.716023409
>>716019580
Yes, It may as well be Odyssey 2/ Both are excellent, this is better overall.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:53:36 AM No.716023417
>>716016542
The diving punch is 100% taken from Ralph and no one can convince me otherwise.
Need his slow diving punch against the bat boss with this playing in the background
https://youtu.be/ZoNCiJB-uJE?si=RX2Z824AX4AEto7y
Replies: >>716023657
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:53:47 AM No.716023434
IMG_2507
IMG_2507
md5: f92ab2a142711f46dbe06afa67749a73๐Ÿ”
So if the Mario world is built entirely on the foundation of bananas, is the Mario creator god just a big monke?
Replies: >>716023523
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:55:16 AM No.716023523
So it seems
So it seems
md5: dfe1abb923c546d2bb1cf68910f22fc7๐Ÿ”
>>716023434
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:55:46 AM No.716023553
>>716023083
yes there is, remember the coin grind at the end of 100% odyssey to get the last 150 or so moons?
Replies: >>716023736
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:56:37 AM No.716023603
>>716023356
>>716023389
You can trade them for records in the postgame. It's pretty funny, the shopkeep is shocked that DK wants something besides bananas.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:57:30 AM No.716023657
>>716023417
zoom retard
Replies: >>716026357
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:58:45 AM No.716023736
>>716023553
Iโ€™ll be honest I completely ejected that from my mind. Everything I did in that game after darker side lives in my mental black box
Replies: >>716024281
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:00:11 AM No.716023839
Family Tree
Family Tree
md5: ae40811b0010038eb11ac2dfe41d3e02๐Ÿ”
>>716023008
Someone is also trying to discourage me from solving the timeline, and I think it might be Eric.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:06:13 AM No.716024209
>>716019970
I thought it was going to be something else simply because of how the japanese usually dont like using westerners stuff from "their" IP but god damn was I happy to be wrong and that entire last segment was peak
Replies: >>716025702
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:07:43 AM No.716024281
>>716023736
yeah, kinda a shame they brought the grind back. was a real lame way to end it when you just want to do everything there is.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:09:05 AM No.716024360
>>716023341
Nope there is no time, they're already underway on their next 10 year dev cycle all we get is Lanky's Balloon World which I would also be okay with.
Replies: >>716024732
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:09:27 AM No.716024379
>>715990507 (OP)
Are these Sub Layer areas longer than the Kingdoms from Odyssey? I felt like I could spend 5-6 hours per layer, whereas Odyssey was like 2 at most.
Replies: >>716024478
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:11:30 AM No.716024478
>>716024379
there is a lot to explore, when I first beat the game I still had all the elder stuff to do and that needs lots of bananas (to do all of them), but there are a shitload of bananas all over the layers when you really explore in depth. Postgame has lots to do.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:15:25 AM No.716024712
>>716022758
>I loved DK64
You're just a chinless contrarian, DK64 is objectively a badly designed game and outdated as fuck, everyone praised it back then because it had so much content, today it's hated because said content is shallow and a waste of time clearly done to pad the game lenght as much as possible.
Replies: >>716025049 >>716025091
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:15:41 AM No.716024732
>>716024360
This game is so much different than Super Mario Odyssey.
We should at least get New Donk City and DK Isle.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:22:15 AM No.716025049
1708041575692791
1708041575692791
md5: 4d5b770a445953211a39eeecef2f9fdc๐Ÿ”
>>716024712
nta but fuck you, i've loved 64 since i was a kid and still love it now, go fuck yourself
Replies: >>716025258 >>716025567
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:23:11 AM No.716025091
>>716024712
I stand behind my opinions. I enjoyed dk64 and didn't enjoy bananza. How exactly do i prove I'm not chinless to you, put a 10 star review for bananza on meta critic like all the bots? 100% all the korok seed-esque collectibles of bananza? It's funny you mention the word "pad" when referring to dk64, but the thick artificial destructible barrier is literally the definition of "pad".
Replies: >>716025567
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:26:33 AM No.716025258
sonic.
sonic.
md5: 1504654fe0bbc36a5b5cd89dd82c62ea๐Ÿ”
>>716025049
you tell em sonic
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:28:19 AM No.716025331
This game is an absolute must play masterpiece it blows your mind
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:33:20 AM No.716025567
>>716025049
That's nostalgia talking and it's fine, doesn't means the game is not badly designed.

>>716025091
>put a 10 star review for bananza on meta critic like all the bots?
>OMG MUH SHILLS!!!
That's exactly what a chinless contrarian would say.
Replies: >>716025724
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:36:22 AM No.716025689
twintelle-1200x628
twintelle-1200x628
md5: 7a9aa4a9e71cd933acbe0d6298db536c๐Ÿ”
>>716012960
nintendo has a knack for curing my racism
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:36:40 AM No.716025702
>>716024209
Japan fucking loves DKC despite being made by Rare and as a side note they love Rare's other 90s games too. It's all about whether or not the end product was made right, not the developer's native language.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:37:06 AM No.716025724
>>716025567
Wouldn't the person not giving me a path to prove myself be the chinless one engaging in poisoning the well logical fallacy?
Replies: >>716025845
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:38:02 AM No.716025764
>>716004541
What about Ridley?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:39:43 AM No.716025845
>>716025724
how many of the people itt praising the game do you think have left a review on metacritic? kys you terminally online tranny
Replies: >>716026039
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:40:29 AM No.716025874
>>715998279
They made DKโ€™s sidekick a cute loli and brought back a beloved boomer villain. Thatโ€™s why.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:41:54 AM No.716025929
>>716002694
There's a hidden cave at the very beginning of the level. You need to use snake to jump up to it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:42:22 AM No.716025958
1704048460739962
1704048460739962
md5: 1b10df10525c4ee21618e046916c02e3๐Ÿ”
a new rendition of gang plank galleon plays during the 2nd k rool fight
Replies: >>716026086
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:43:50 AM No.716026039
>>716025845
Aren't people praising the game on metacritic instead of playing it (if they genuinely enjoy it), the terminally online trannies. They even get their autogynophillic pedo bait in bananza.
Replies: >>716026212
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:44:19 AM No.716026061
>>716010139
The thing is that Bowser isnโ€™t as hardcore of a villain as K. Rool. He just mainly wants to rule other kingdoms and make Peach his wife, but he still cares deeply about others. K. Rool on the other hand is mentally unhinged and will destroy anything and anyone he doesnโ€™t like just because he can. He loves no one. Itโ€™s no wonder they have terrible chemistry in Mario Super Sluggers.
Replies: >>716026459
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:44:56 AM No.716026086
IMG_2519
IMG_2519
md5: 30b6fb58480d862fe24445412364d4e0๐Ÿ”
>>716025958
I was so happy that they brought back the fakeout credits. We got the best reintroduction of K Rool I could have ever asked for.

Really glad that a new generation of kids can enjoy the fat bastard as much as the returning fans.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:46:12 AM No.716026137
5B1E6BCACF14789556BDB547071EED424042E2A2
5B1E6BCACF14789556BDB547071EED424042E2A2
md5: 58a571de61831cc07fd076f0d5389718๐Ÿ”
Post YFW
>K.Rool shows up
Replies: >>716026889
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:46:49 AM No.716026172
>>715990507 (OP)
Favourite is probably the resort layer, just because itโ€™s chill as fuck. Least favourite so far has been the snow layer, just because of the fuckass lava mechanics. Holy shit some of that was aids.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:46:49 AM No.716026173
>>715998279
the second "big" game for switch 2
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:47:46 AM No.716026210
1752549612327659
1752549612327659
md5: be4364b646f207e6fce77ca462a9772e๐Ÿ”
I haven't gotten to the point where the game starts having friction and be engaging.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:47:50 AM No.716026212
>>716026039
nigger you've watched so many streamers and sloptubers that you're retarded now
the only people who engage with metacritic are people who use videogames as an excuse to socialize online rather than actually play them (third worlders, children, discord trannies, (((game journalists))))
Replies: >>716026431
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:48:17 AM No.716026230
>>715990507 (OP)
ice world levels always suck ass
I really like the poison jungle level which is where I am trying to 100% right now

>>715996324
spoiler nigger!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:50:09 AM No.716026318
How does Grumpy Kong have consistently the best boss fights?
Poppy's two invisibility fights are piss easy and dumb
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:51:10 AM No.716026357
>>716023657
I'm a 30 year old boomer I just like zoomber post irony humor
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:52:03 AM No.716026385
DKB has literally the best level designs you can ever find
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:52:03 AM No.716026386
Can you refight bosses in postgame?
Replies: >>716026408 >>716026416 >>716026461
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:52:39 AM No.716026408
>>716026386
yeah
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:52:53 AM No.716026416
>>716026386
Yeah. Thereโ€™s a boss rush with harder versions of the main boss fights and a K Rool rematch you can do at any time when down at the banandium root
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:53:17 AM No.716026431
>>716026212
So by your own admission the positive reviews of bananza are fake.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:53:47 AM No.716026459
2025072015062100_s
2025072015062100_s
md5: 3bfd12dda986a667a0bd8cdb7f9d3407๐Ÿ”
>>716026061
Bowser has very immediate, down to earth goals that mainly involve kidnapping Peach and trying to marry her, occasionally also wanting to beat Mario. Destroying the universe and invading the Mario-equivalent of Heaven were just coincidences.
K. Rool's first appearance has him stealing away the Kongs' food supply and then occupying their territory in an attempt to force them to surrender to him or starve to death, which has somehow turned into attempting to re-write existence itself not to make himself its ruler, but to literally consume all that exists like he's fucking Galactus. Having to fight DK is what's treated as a coincidence for him.
Shit like this is exactly why DK fans love this fat piece of shit, it's more than merely being a "rival" character.
Replies: >>716028595
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:53:50 AM No.716026461
>>716026386
yes but you have to pay 10k gold
no im not kidding
Replies: >>716026520 >>716026983
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:55:03 AM No.716026520
>>716026461
>yes but you have to pay 10k gold
but I paid 12k, that monkey motherfucker...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:56:00 AM No.716026559
>>715990507 (OP)
I haven't beaten the game yet (at the end of Radiant Layer) but so far my thoughts are
>Favorite
Probably Forrest Layer but I might say Tempest Layer after thinking about it more. Forrest Layer had a really natural sense of progression and no section felt like it stuck around too long. Tempest Layer had a lot of gimmicks that I think spiced up the exploration in a fun way

>Least Favorite
Freezer layer. First section has no music. The lava is annoying as hell and will sometimes just insta hit you when you're punching shit. Just annoying
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:57:43 AM No.716026645
1694604526496
1694604526496
md5: af71707e30eedf41e5fbc45501c398b1๐Ÿ”
>>716012929
>he hasn't unlocked the Pauline piss meter
Replies: >>716026719
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:59:23 AM No.716026719
>>716026645
>Special guest director: Hideo Kojima
makes a lot more sense now
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:03:12 AM No.716026889
dbz
dbz
md5: d86a1f14b16901923b52dc81a1cfe9b8๐Ÿ”
>>716026137
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:03:56 AM No.716026921
Now that Nintendo has finally stepped foot into the dad-daughter video game meme, how long until we get a Zelda gamr with an Adult Link protecting and caring for a child Zelda?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:04:41 AM No.716026960
>>716022958
Whats the best way to grind banandium chips? Got to 950 bananas just playing the game normally so figured I'd hit 1000.
Replies: >>716027032 >>716027086 >>716027202 >>716027330 >>716027343
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:05:19 AM No.716026983
>>716026461
As in like every time or just a one time payment?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:06:09 AM No.716027026
>>716014473
>that HP
This game is brainrot core for babies.
if you have more than 4 hearts, you're even more of a hack than other players.
Replies: >>716027534
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:06:14 AM No.716027032
>>716026960
There is a tie that gives you an increase chance to double whatever chips you collect. Had that on for most of the game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:07:30 AM No.716027076
>>715990507 (OP)
>Favorite
Frozen or Feast, it's hard to decide which I liked more though if I'm being honest the entire Planet Core sequence all the way to King of Rot really packed in all of the Fuck You qualities you normally expect from a DK game.
>Least
Forest, not because the level is bad but because the poison and thorns everywhere made it feel very restrictive when the previous levels put a lot of emphasis on being able to smash everything.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:07:45 AM No.716027086
>>716026960
The snake layer (1100 I think) has a tie that is effectively 40% increased banandium chips
From there just go full elephant in an area and reset the terrain once in a while
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:08:34 AM No.716027126
>>715990507 (OP)
I don't like any of the layers because while Odyssey and Bowsers fury felt like that had unique landmarks that have just the right amount of unique assets.
Bananza feels like every layer is made of a small pool of recycled, low quality assets just repeating.
Replies: >>716027241
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:10:12 AM No.716027202
>>716026960
banadium chip tie + the turf surf challenge area in hilltop layer, has a bunch of chips if you go for side paths, fast to complete, and you can instantly reset once you grab all the chips. If you still need discs I would recommend doing the battle challenge gauntlet on ingot isle first since you also get a decent number of chips and you can farm 2 things at once
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:10:57 AM No.716027241
>>716027126
>Bowsers fury
>unique landmarks
you are smoking crack
Replies: >>716027924
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:11:17 AM No.716027259
>>715995926
Extremely autistic

I'm doing the post-game challenges and I do not want to 100 percent this game desu. The fossils are not fun to collect, bananas are fine I guess. Just doing the very first layer 100 percenting that and it is not fun at all unless you want to look up the bananas you are missing. The maps don't find all of then
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:12:16 AM No.716027302
Another repetitive tendie game now more Pixar than ever
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:12:35 AM No.716027314
>>716020787
Yeah, that's such a thoughtful and useful function that you don't expect it, even in a good game.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:12:36 AM No.716027315
Itโ€™s so easy to spot shitposting faggot who doesnโ€™t play games in dkb threads lmao
Replies: >>716027401
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:12:38 AM No.716027317
>>716022656
Yeah, the lack of a Mushroom Kingdom equivalent really disappointed me
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:12:57 AM No.716027330
>>716026960
How the fuck? The game has less than 700 bananas in total. Are you telling me you got 300 from chips?
Replies: >>716027696
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:13:15 AM No.716027343
Screenshot 2025-07-20 230937
Screenshot 2025-07-20 230937
md5: 26f375f66ca1c9bfe783eb2c2194f651๐Ÿ”
>>716026960
banandium chip tie as others are saying, but farm the enemies in this challenge in the canyon layer. You don't have to collect the chips, when you beat it they are deposited in your chip total anyways. about 25~ chips per run, should only take 15 seconds do beat it. Don't enter the cannon when you want to redo, just retry from the pause menu.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:13:33 AM No.716027354
>>715990507 (OP)
All sizzle no steak.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:13:37 AM No.716027360
>>716019580
Yes. But I really didn't like odyssey
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:13:56 AM No.716027386
>>715995926
it's a collectathon of course I'm going to collect everything
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:14:11 AM No.716027401
>>716027315
Are you referring to Eric?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:15:27 AM No.716027461
donkey_kong_gameboy
donkey_kong_gameboy
md5: fe705eee18e5c28d4c4e5ff6458615f8๐Ÿ”
>>716013369
Nah man the way its set up its basically a soft confirm that her Grandma was the OG Pauline from the arcade, and that "Jump Up Superstar" is a nod to her and not the Pauline we hang ou with.
At this point its likely that this Pauline just grew up and it was some other adventure that they met up with Mario, and for shit like DK 94 Donkey Kong was just acting like a dumbass, and with Mario vs DK there is precedent for him being a dumbass
Replies: >>716027625
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:16:41 AM No.716027534
>>716027026
thats with like 600-700 bananas and nothing else to spend it on, I did all the bananza skills and dk skills first, hearts arent even maxed out yet
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:18:54 AM No.716027625
>>716027461
"Jump Up Super Star" is about how she wants Mario Mario back after he saved her from Cranky Kong in Donkey Kong '94.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:20:17 AM No.716027696
>>716027330
it says 777 on the map menu (bunches are are counted as 1 each)
I had 946 bananas before I needed to farm banana chips for the rest of the banandium gems.
Replies: >>716027775
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:20:33 AM No.716027708
>>715990507 (OP)
On 1200 right now.
>Favorite
Tempest Layer. At first I was a little disappointed it was another lava level outside of the intro, but 903 was awesome.
>Least Favorite
Racing. Very disappointing outside of the kongs. Just one track? The Rambi mechanics being kinda lame didnโ€™t help either. But really itโ€™s just another super short layer like the boss and split decision layers, and I feel like choosing those would be too easy so itโ€™s this one.
Replies: >>716027856 >>716028984
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:21:54 AM No.716027775
>>716027696
My point is even getting over 100 gems from chips sounds insane to me, that's several thousand chips. I felt like I only had like 2000 by the end of the game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:23:42 AM No.716027856
>>716027708
I did the racing layer earlier today and completely forgot about it until you just mentioned it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:25:35 AM No.716027924
>>716027241
NO I'm not. because they were small islands all with enough unique assets and structures every island was easily recognizable and distinguished.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:26:54 AM No.716027970
>>715990507 (OP)
design looks bad
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:31:22 AM No.716028080
didnt expect sonic adventure in my Donkey Kong game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:31:52 AM No.716028114
The slightly open ended nature kind of undermines some of the puzzles

Also I really wish I could mute Pauline's singing specifically. Fuck mutts and fuck their obsession with singing
>but it's le Japanese
Catering to mutts
Replies: >>716028179 >>716028427 >>716036243
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:31:55 AM No.716028119
I'm missing like 2 gems on layer 1 of lagoon and one on sublayer 2 and the game stopped dropping chests with maps, wtf. Can't buy them either, I'm in the postgame
Replies: >>716030234
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:33:26 AM No.716028179
>>716028114
Rent free
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:35:33 AM No.716028287
>>716023281
This is what I did, if I saw a banana I got it everytime but didn't go out of my way to collect all of them.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:35:46 AM No.716028293
>>715992606
Maybe you have a shit tv?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:37:55 AM No.716028392
>>715992606
I have a side issue
I adjusted my hdr on the oled TV and because it's oled I had to turn the hdr so fuckin high that when I got to the groove layer it was like a flash bang and I had to go back and turn the hdr brightness down again
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:38:42 AM No.716028427
>>716028114
>The slightly open ended nature kind of undermines some of the puzzles
There have been a lot of moments where I felt like using the ostrich and elephant bananza was cheating. I can respect being able to use funky movement tech to skip a challenge, but going "no game I will not be engaging in your level design" and just flying over everything or whirring the whole level almost makes me feel bad.
Replies: >>716028485 >>716028698
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:39:34 AM No.716028475
ZESTY
ZESTY
md5: b8129f176b311df3574ba02a351ae0b5๐Ÿ”
Favorite is between Freezer because I'm a sucker for snow levels and Radiant because Radiant had balls to actually be a level instead of an open field with a lot of dirt
Speaking of which Landfill sucked and Racing sucked too
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:39:49 AM No.716028485
>>716028427
The second I got the elephant I was like, "damn they really just solved the whole game didn't they"
Replies: >>716029159 >>716029263
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:40:51 AM No.716028536
>>716013528
>DK should have asked this nice office lady out on a date
You can ask her to join you on 1300.
She puts you down, unfortunately.
Replies: >>716028593
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:41:26 AM No.716028563
>>716010945
Can you make the giant watermelon respawn? :( I want it back
Replies: >>716028656
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:42:04 AM No.716028593
>>716028536
I asked for banana
I always ask for banana
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:42:04 AM No.716028595
>>716026459
the thought that him and his crew went to the banandium core years before dk before the events of returns and maybe even jungle beat is extremely amusing. you could argue its just aping totks ganondorf though but krool pulls it off so much better
Replies: >>716028723 >>716029079
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:43:18 AM No.716028656
>>716028563
Really racist of them to add that scene btw
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:44:10 AM No.716028698
1506667157694
1506667157694
md5: c258d598ef18838ffc9bea50e3a8617c๐Ÿ”
What is it about this game that necessitates 5 thinly veiled seethe threads in the catalog at all times? I feel like this game in particular has attracted an unusual amount of autistic samefagging rage.

>>716028427
Elephant is the only one I feel legitimately bad for using, it's insane how most of the powers give you some kind of minor bonus and then you have the power that lets you vore the entire level for free, gives you essentially infinite throwing ammo, and shoves so much gold in your face that you can always pop it again right after.
Replies: >>716028768 >>716028865 >>716028913
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:44:27 AM No.716028710
>>715995926
Always. It's not too bad in this game because of the maps you can buy or find.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:44:36 AM No.716028723
>>716028595
>you could argue its just aping totks ganondorf though but krool pulls it off so much better
Itโ€™s a very low bar desu
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:45:24 AM No.716028753
>>716019580
Yes(except for like the final post game level, Odyssey has that beat)
Replies: >>716028967
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:45:41 AM No.716028768
>>716028698
/v/ is angry at Nintendo even more than usual
DK is the big new game and is acting as a lightning rod for console war shit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:47:54 AM No.716028865
>>716028698
Thirdies are upset they can't afford a Nintendo
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:48:59 AM No.716028913
>>716028698
I just assumed it was Eric and filtered his filenames.
Replies: >>716029010
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:50:11 AM No.716028967
>>716019580
Yes but how much is recentcy bias idk.
>>716028753
Damn I assumed it had one, I don't want to do the rest of the rehearsals now :(
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:50:33 AM No.716028984
>>716027708
I thought the racing mechanics were interesting because you basically spend lap 1 building the course you actually want to take for laps 2 and 3. Which is at the very least a completely novel idea, I've never seen that before. But the fact that it's just 1 race with 1 opponent is super underwhelming.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:51:17 AM No.716029010
>>716028913
It is Eric.
It has to be Eric.
He's been giving me a hard time over my Pauline III theory.
Please read this.
>>715971769
Replies: >>716029051 >>716029593
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:52:30 AM No.716029051
>>716029010
No, you fuck off too. You said you were going to stop posting when the cutscenes came out. Stop posting already.
Replies: >>716029120
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:52:54 AM No.716029079
>>716028595
I'm not sure it's fair to compare the two because Zelda games have to actually explain and establish the things that happen in the story. DK games can get away with the villain waking up from a literal dirt nap and immediately going supernova before going back on the bench for next time.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:53:37 AM No.716029112
>>716022758
Why would they waste dev time on DK64 when it has always been and always will be the worst DK game?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:53:45 AM No.716029119
Screenshot_20250721_145238_YouTube
Screenshot_20250721_145238_YouTube
md5: f58f9ad55d4eb4f87ce8f78967681297๐Ÿ”
Kino
Replies: >>716029785
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:53:48 AM No.716029120
>>716029051
But you outed yourself when you used the word "tendie" to refer to Nintendo fans.
>>715953124
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:54:39 AM No.716029159
>>716028485
elephant breaks the game so hard that I feel like I cant even answer OP properly because everything after tempest and post game cleanup is kind of a wash.
>lagoon I probably played the most normal
>canyon I started to chimp out more
>freezers design stops you from chimping for a bit which I thought was good
>forest felt good but I breezed through it and returning to it with elephant turns it into every other level
>tempest has the shitty botw goron music so I might hate it the most
>luminous has snake which is the most dogshit bananza outside its post game challenge
>feast was kinda fun after the previous worlds sucked
>core is a great reveal, but feel like it needed more krool theming and music.

best post game bananza challenge might be ostritch which is ironic since I hate using it elsewhere.
worst post game bananza challenge is probably zebra. It just doesnt have much going for it and maybe im retarded but I didnt understand how the last bit of it worked and beat it with some jank maneuvers
Replies: >>716029512
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:54:57 AM No.716029171
>>715990507 (OP)
Why does the English voice acting have to suck so bad?
Replies: >>716029294 >>716029662 >>716029738 >>716030375
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:56:41 AM No.716029249
1718588782501784m
1718588782501784m
md5: 0bf979b98e5d531e447268f5338b9ac3๐Ÿ”
>never upgrade hearts
>first Void Kong fight
Replies: >>716029460 >>716029530 >>716029584 >>716029628 >>716029845
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:57:02 AM No.716029263
>>716028485
I couldn't believe they gave you that ability. It's so ridiculous. And fun, but they really just said fuck balance, fuck framerate, do whatever you want.
Though IMO snake's improved charge jump ability is the most broken thing in the game.
Replies: >>716029430
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:57:53 AM No.716029294
>>716029171
I played zelda so I knew to change that shit immediately
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:58:38 AM No.716029332
bird bitch
bird bitch
md5: 2f3074227758d8bf6cff66dcd6a5e4d6๐Ÿ”
>Favorite: Feast
>Least Favorite: Freezer, Tempest
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:59:22 AM No.716029364
>be Portuguese
>country is advertising the game having Brazilian language option
Go fuck yourself Nintendo sincerely. Game's pretty good but I feel bitter over this.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:04 AM No.716029392
Angry kong
Angry kong
md5: 9e699d6b5ee4d6a0b5260c79257624bd๐Ÿ”
>>715990507 (OP)
>decide to listed to game journalists and sloptubers saying its amazing, instead of /v/ who keep pretending its absolute shit
>its fucking KINO, full of heart, soul, and care
>literally all the tropes of great game design and developers
>lose the entire weekend to it
>just having FUN

/v/ has fallen off so fucking hard, it used to be that you came here for honest opinions, the veil of anonymity allowing true honest thoughts. There were always shitposts and retards, but at least you COULD have an honest discussion.
Now, this NEVER happens. Every single game discussed here is done so dishonestly. Lies and shitposts is all you get here.

You are less reliable than fucking games journalists. Think about that.
>i-its just the snoys anon!
no, its all of you, for every single game. Not one of you ever engages in reality anymore. You are literally just as bad as reddit, which is worse, since we dont even have imaginary score to chase here.

The performance isnt even bad, its 60fps 95% of the time, and while its annoying its 30fps for that ONE (1) boss fight, and in the map screen, the only drops are like 1~5 frames for half a second here and there that you wouldnt even notice. I dont think that one (1) boss and a map screen are even worth mentioning in every single review as if it happens all the time.
Replies: >>716029495 >>716029524 >>716029667
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:13 AM No.716029401
>every layer is only 2-3 colors unless they're tropical
I hate this
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:54 AM No.716029430
>>716029263
>nintendo's succ mandate trivializes another game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:01:10 AM No.716029442
>>715990507 (OP)
Not even close to be done. At first I wasn't sold on the game because it felt like you could just smash your way through all your problems, but they've done a really good job at upping the obstacles and hazards to keep it fresh. I was worried the gimmick would become stale, but somehow it's gotten better as I go. Also discovering chunk tech is fun. The moment I found out about jump-surf-unsurf-chunk jump my enjoyment went up.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:01:15 AM No.716029447
slamma
slamma
md5: 223fdb5087811afa8e7608021425c83f๐Ÿ”
What are some other classic enemies that you want to see make a return?
Replies: >>716029758 >>716029828 >>716030305
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:01:32 AM No.716029460
>>716029249
Based and masochist-pilled. That fight felt like it was designed to humble people like you specifically. Took me like seven tries because one sneeze and I'm chunk salsa. But man, pulling it off with 3 hearts made the victory screen hit different.
Replies: >>716029530 >>716029584 >>716029962 >>716030090
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:02:21 AM No.716029495
>>716029392
>/v/ is one person
>/v/ isn't constantly being overtaken by pajeets who are literally paid to shitpost all day in order to promote OTHER GAME
You have to go back, this place is clearly too hard for you to navigate.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:02:44 AM No.716029512
>>716029159
>want to actually look at and explore the cool new level I dropped into
>but also have to fight the urge to start obliterating everything in sight looking for maps/fossils/bananas since I'm trying to 100% everything as I go
You have no idea how much restraint it took to not immediately whirr the feast layer.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:03 AM No.716029524
>>716029392
I don't know why you think schizophrenics spamming template threads and samefagging is somehow reflective of /v/'s opinion.
Replies: >>716029591
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:07 AM No.716029526
>>716014316
>the performance that can be really shit at times
where?
im like, 16 hours or so in.
The ONLY noticeable frame drops are
>the map
which makes sense, its rendering the whole map of voxels twice, so it cuts to 30fps only while in the map
>there is one boss, with one attack, that also drops it to 30, for some reason
this is bad but thats like 0.000001% of the playtime, worth mentioning as a weird design choice but to act like the game runs poorly due to one specific attack of one boss is dishonest at best
the literal only other time theres a visible drop is maybe once or twice per 5 hours of playtime when you load into a new area, and thats for like, one or two seconds.

This isnt like jedi fallen order, its not 100% 60fps but it is like 98%.
Replies: >>716029672
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:12 AM No.716029530
>>716029249
>>716029460
This seems like you'll have to upgrade eventually. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're just going to get one shot eventually, not even the original DKC series was that cruel.
Replies: >>716031063
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:24 AM No.716029541
The speedruns of this are gonna go nuts
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:30 AM No.716029546
Damn, these bedtime sequences have me convinced this game is trying to explain why dk is so head over heals for pauline (crankyfags need not reply)
Replies: >>716029627 >>716029724
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:04:18 AM No.716029584
static-assets-upload1187773209797029678
static-assets-upload1187773209797029678
md5: 462263914157d0869087c836126d3366๐Ÿ”
>>716029249
>>716029460
>roll jump thinking I'm hot shit
>LOL POISON WALLS
>die in two bounces
>mfw THAT phase and he makes lava rings
Replies: >>716030090 >>716030404
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:04:34 AM No.716029591
>>716029524
It is one big Sony fan who is spamming horrible threads and being dishonest about Donkey Kong Bananza and other games.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:04:37 AM No.716029593
>>716029010
Fuck off already. No one likes you.
Replies: >>716029768
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:05:23 AM No.716029627
>>716029546
>Pauline getting scared by thunder and asking DK if she can snuggle
>Pauline trying on DK's tie
cuuuuuute
Replies: >>716029671
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:05:26 AM No.716029628
>>716029249
Simply don't get hit. That way all boss fights are easy.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:06:20 AM No.716029662
>>716029171
Nintendo has absolutely no idea how to direct English voice actors, basically every dub they've done for the last 25 years has been budget-PS1-game-tier except Kid Icarus Uprising and Xenoblade 1 (which was a rare NOE dub), and I'm pretty sure the only reason KI:U wasn't stilted as fuck was because there were practically no actual cutscenes to have to sync the dialogue to.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:06:21 AM No.716029667
>>716029392
What aspects of bananza do you want to honestly debate?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:06:26 AM No.716029671
>>716029627
>Pauline trying on DK's tie
Aw fuck I missed this one. Dammit.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:06:27 AM No.716029672
1529684702933
1529684702933
md5: 90f27e40b9472023bd390eecc82822da๐Ÿ”
>>716029526
>This isnt like jedi fallen order, its not 100% 60fps but it is like 98%.
I think the "issue" here is that it's a Nintendo game. People are used to Nintendo's 1st party holding stable framerates no matter the cost so for this game to not only sacrifice that but the devs coming out and admitting that yeah it might drop frames sometimes is a big shock and shitpost bait. Same as with game key cards. Sure we all consoom Steam's online-only DRM with no physical releases, sure other consoles are releasing incomplete discs all the time but it's bad when Nintendo does it.
Replies: >>716030659
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:07:41 AM No.716029724
Okey dokey
Okey dokey
md5: de3ccb978778cfc4b51108a298b1d0b4๐Ÿ”
>>716029546
Pauline does not say "Okey dokey" like a Mario brother.
Nor does she jump up and down like a Mario brother.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:07:56 AM No.716029738
>>716029171
I'm assuming it's because they got the actual singer to do the voice acting and she's not a voice actor.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:08:24 AM No.716029758
Lockjaw
Lockjaw
md5: fb32beba2977153e6c8849aa82cb3eb7๐Ÿ”
>>716029447
>big lip-havin' piranhigga
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:08:41 AM No.716029768
>>716029593
Why did you reply to me twice?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:09:13 AM No.716029785
>>716029119
Is this the NDC equivalent to 9/11?
Replies: >>716029903
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:09:35 AM No.716029808
>pauline is so good at singing she....became mayor?
????????????????/
Replies: >>716029880 >>716029923 >>716029943
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:10:05 AM No.716029828
MOM_Nightmare_Concept_Art (1)
MOM_Nightmare_Concept_Art (1)
md5: e5ef1e804154a6180dfa1eb098c7f668๐Ÿ”
>>716029447
I want to see this guy again in Prime series or 2D metroid series(fuck Other M)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:10:33 AM No.716029845
>>716029249
He knew people were already gearing up to replace him with K. Rool at that point, may as well be really fucking hard compared to all the previous bosses. I was extremely lucky because I used the recommended upgrade path the game lays out for you
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:10:36 AM No.716029849
1738474926460149
1738474926460149
md5: d06445d6186cd41b40a9b07415331b41๐Ÿ”
WHERES MY BOY
Replies: >>716029918 >>716030475
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:11:05 AM No.716029880
>>716029808
her singing has magic powers. she used these magic powers to manipulate people into voting for her
typical spineless, evil and manipulative politician
Replies: >>716029948
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:11:29 AM No.716029903
Banandium roof
Banandium roof
md5: 9eccd4c3a2f81a14926f7641ba1fe492๐Ÿ”
>>716029785
No, I don't think there were any casualties.
The city didn't actually get flooded.
Replies: >>716029985
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:11:55 AM No.716029918
>>716029849
you didn't find his fossil?
Replies: >>716030430
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:03 AM No.716029923
>>716029808
I'd vote for her.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:23 AM No.716029943
>>716029808
politicians are usually retards and even a singer is more talented than most.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:32 AM No.716029948
>>716029880
Except, Pauline doesn't have magical powers.
Replies: >>716030124
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:55 AM No.716029962
>>716029460
ya that part fucked me up and I started pumping the hearts stat but I really didnt want to wear pants for extra defense but caved after dieing when I was almost about to win but my surf crumbled over lava and its hard to keep track of when the games really chugging
Replies: >>716030090
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:13:24 AM No.716029985
>>716029903
wouldnt the banana mush melt all the people walking around
Replies: >>716030197
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:15:16 AM No.716030090
>>716029962
>>716029460
>>716029584
>finding bananza bosses hard
I've been playing with 3 hearts and died once to the void fight before realize I needed tobbe more careful. I'm keeping 3 hearts until the end, dammit!
Replies: >>716030178 >>716030180 >>716030223
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:15:53 AM No.716030124
>>716029948
turning monkeys into other animals doesnt have much utility in the big city it turns out
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:16:51 AM No.716030178
>>716030090
I respect that and almost wish I did, maxed HP when I ran out of more useful things to spend banana points on.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:16:54 AM No.716030180
>>716030090
void kong is the hardest boss in the game so you're good
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:17:07 AM No.716030197
>>716029985
No, it was basically just a thin layer of banana mush floating in the air.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:17:09 AM No.716030201
Holy shit the switch 2 battery reset shit is real. I've been playing banaza at 1% for like 15 fucking minutes
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:17:13 AM No.716030202
>>715993582
for me its that pauline isnt written like a 13 year old girl.
I know she also doesnt SOUND like one either, but whatever child VAs suck and its close enough
its the writing, she speaks and uses sentences no 13 year old would.
This was clearly written by some woman lolcowliser who thinks shes still young and hip and the ripe old age of 47
Replies: >>716030261
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:17:44 AM No.716030223
>>716030090
It's too bad Void is the only one up to that point that punishes you for going apeshit
The game has too many Splatoon rejects
Replies: >>716030273 >>716030324
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:17:44 AM No.716030224
>>716009446
Hated this fucking faggot. Can't believe he wasn't an anime only addition.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:17:58 AM No.716030234
>>716028119
probably means you missed a challenge room
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:18:50 AM No.716030261
>>716030202
>This was clearly written by some woman lolcowliser who thinks shes still young and hip and the ripe old age of 47
you know she didn't write her dialogue right? it was written by a Japanese man
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:18:50 AM No.716030263
>>715992606
runs fine in hdr for me
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:19:00 AM No.716030273
>>716030223
Yeah, I'm loving the game, but the bosses have really been a disappointment. They die way too fast
Replies: >>716030421 >>716030887
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:19:33 AM No.716030305
super mario land 2
super mario land 2
md5: 036483fa987eb43401641c409b67f2eb๐Ÿ”
>>716029447
I love this game so much and would kill to see any of the enemies or areas return in some fashion
The ants especially would have fit great in Bananza
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:19:57 AM No.716030324
>>716030223
Splatoon bosses have the courtesy to have three phases, most of these have one and just die
Replies: >>716030403
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:21:07 AM No.716030375
>>716029171
Singers aren't VAs
That said I think she did a decent job
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:21:41 AM No.716030403
>>716030324
I meant design wise. It is weird that they don't do the usual Mario "get angrier, shoot steam, and start the next phase" routine. Odyssey kept it.
Replies: >>716030614 >>716030926
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:21:43 AM No.716030404
>>716029584
Abuse the snarfboarding mechanics as much as you can. I hope you already got Jump Shot too.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:22:00 AM No.716030421
>>716030273
Them getting stun locked and dying too fast is perfect for appealing to zoomer power fantasies, like marvel and dc movies.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:22:20 AM No.716030430
>>716029918
>his fossil
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:23:15 AM No.716030462
>all the getaways use the same weird crystal bed
Peak uncomfy.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:23:28 AM No.716030475
>>716029849
HE's on some billboards advertising shit in New Donk City. Tiny and Chunky also have some billboards, but good luck spotting any of these during the cutscene.
Replies: >>716030576
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:24:23 AM No.716030514
The disco layer was cool
Usually hate levels that power you down but in this case it was a nice break from PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:25:46 AM No.716030576
>>716030475
Speaking of New Donk City, it looks more modern in this game.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:26:44 AM No.716030614
>>716030403
I mean if you really think about it they do, they just separated those 3 phases across different layers. The bosses that dont do repeats like the one in the Egg hotel level is typical 3 phase shit. It is an odd choice but I like it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:27:35 AM No.716030659
>>716029672
>People are used to Nintendo's 1st party holding stable framerates no matter the cost
This literally has not been the case ever
Ever ever
>switch
Both Zelda games, Astral Chain, Bayonetta 3, all 4 Pokรฉmon games, bowsers fury, all xenoblade games etc
>wii u
Bayonetta 2, Zelda botw, xenoblade x, pikmin
>wii
Metroid prime 3, xenoblade, Zelda TP etc
Like I could go on. Nintendo has never been the 60fps dev. Back during the n64 zelda was even fucking 20fps.
Now Nintendo SHOULD have VRR for tvs for the switch 2 on launch and it's fucking stupid thay they're relying on vsync, but that retarded decision aside that doesn't make them the 60fps publisher til now
Replies: >>716030739 >>716030827 >>716030973
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:29:01 AM No.716030739
>>716030659
I never said shit about 60fps
Fact is stable 30 fps is preferable to uneven frame pacing in 100% cases
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:29:32 AM No.716030769
>>715990507 (OP)
refunded due to the sub 30 fps
Replies: >>716030904
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:29:53 AM No.716030783
GvYxlrubsAAM_8y
GvYxlrubsAAM_8y
md5: 0a8da8a77e6a81c4630559a748d4891d๐Ÿ”
>everyone calling the game easy
>I'm dying quite often
Replies: >>716030836 >>716031068 >>716031179 >>716031591 >>716032605
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:30:43 AM No.716030827
>>716030659
N64 frame rates were dog shit in general, aside from outliers like fzero. Gamecube and wii were solid
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:30:51 AM No.716030836
>>716030783
Me either..
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:31:02 AM No.716030843
>really good arrangements of classic DKC tracks
>fill the nostalgic levels with a bunch of breakable shit so all you hear 90% of the time is the ear-piercingly loud shatter sound effect a million times
Thanks devs
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:31:52 AM No.716030887
>>716030273
Most of the bosses would have benefitted from a second phase. Blusterwing was the closest but his final encounter was far too quick which was a real shame. They already put an easy mode in the game so idk why they didnt bother making the bosses a bit harder save for the last couple
Replies: >>716031032
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:32:10 AM No.716030904
>>716030769
Hope you bought a game key card you can return
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:32:40 AM No.716030926
>>716030403
>they don't do the usual Mario "get angrier, shoot steam, and start the next phase" routine
this is from jungle beat, not mario
jungle beat was EPD8's first game as a studio before they moved to future 3d marios
Replies: >>716030960
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:33:20 AM No.716030960
>>716030926
>this is from jungle beat, not mario
Sunshine
Replies: >>716031125
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:33:40 AM No.716030973
>>716030659
Astral Chain's a locked 30 FPS and doesn't drop. Metroid Prime 3 has to be a locked 60 FPS because Retro's engine flashes a giant warning screen if the framerate ever drops.

Also I think that anon is talking about Nintendo's first party in-house games. But then that's still wrong, their games have had variable performance plenty of times.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:34:00 AM No.716030990
man the Bananza Kong music never gets old even if I farm treasures for map drops
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:34:46 AM No.716031032
>>716030887
I think they could've just tripled their health pools. The final boss was the only one that felt like it lasted long enough, and I think they could've all been like that.
Replies: >>716031296
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:35:27 AM No.716031063
>>716029530
>but I'm pretty sure you're just going to get one shot eventually
The bats in the elephant area one shot you if you only have 3 hearts
Replies: >>716031102
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:35:32 AM No.716031068
>>716030783
most of my deaths have been falling off the terrain in challenge rooms where that dont let you use balloons. I do like how they changed up the death cost from a flat 10 coins in odyssey to 10% of your gold and then 500 gold if you have over 5000. as abundant as gold was it did feel like an actual loss when 500 was taken away
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:36:16 AM No.716031102
>>716031063
I've noticed. It's made the game a lot more exciting too
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:36:46 AM No.716031125
>>716030960
they didn't develop sunshine
Replies: >>716031231
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:37:15 AM No.716031152
I think this is my favorite 3D platformer of all time.
Replies: >>716031683
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:37:18 AM No.716031157
Ohhhh Zebra! Zebraaaaa!
Replies: >>716031342
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:37:42 AM No.716031179
>>716030783
>infinite supply of balloons
>apple juice cans
>extremely generous apple drop rate whenever you are low on hp
Only time I ever really get a game over is if I timed out on a challenge or get stuck in lava somehow.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:38:42 AM No.716031231
>>716031125
I never said they did.
Replies: >>716031308
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:40:04 AM No.716031296
>>716031032
The grumpy & poppy fights would have benefitted from them being more aggressive as well Muckety-Muck was actually pretty good in that regard because all his attacks make the terrain more dangerous and would spawn the smaller slugs that would also breathe fire at you.

I should also add my opinions are based on me playing through with only a couple health upgrades to where id die in 3-4 hits
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:40:20 AM No.716031308
>>716031231
jungle beat is where those ideas and design footprints come from
Replies: >>716031351
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:40:50 AM No.716031330
If you're worried about music discs you should be able to get a lot through the postgame content with the Battle Arena and the Bananza Rehearsals. Did the Arena and the Kong Rehearsal (had to go through it three times) and went from 20-30 discs to 80/110
It's hilarious how cruel this game is in regards to discs appearing right at the end of the battle missions. It probably happened to me at least 12 different times throughout the game.
Replies: >>716031470 >>716031626 >>716031761 >>716031947
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:41:01 AM No.716031342
>>716031157
>gets skipped in the speedrun
Ain't it sad Zebra
Replies: >>716031468
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:41:14 AM No.716031351
>>716031308
Sunshine predates it and has the Wiggler fight do it though
Replies: >>716031420
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:41:37 AM No.716031359
>>716014672
the destructible terrain had the tradeoff of making the environments look like ass
Replies: >>716031453
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:42:36 AM No.716031420
>>716031351
what is the staff list for sunshine
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:43:10 AM No.716031453
>>716031359
I actually like that though because it helps avoid the Sunshine/Odyssey problem of how jarring the difference between the regular levels and challenge rooms were.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:43:29 AM No.716031468
>>716031342
Really? Ah damn. I guess it makes sense because ostritch can help with skips
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:43:29 AM No.716031470
1647681018990
1647681018990
md5: 63dedb0a99104ee656e9b01480dedb54๐Ÿ”
>>716031330
>enemies that get launched miles away get to drop discs
>Pauline can say "OH A DISC" and by the time you turn it's gone because some faggot thought they should despair quickly
>they can fall in poison or lava
Replies: >>716031597 >>716031761
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:45:41 AM No.716031591
2025071917202200_s
2025071917202200_s
md5: 4e97ecf2494ea988f2da3cca40207346๐Ÿ”
>>716030783
I've been watching vtubers play it now that I'm in the post-game and I realize the main factor is whether or not the person playing the game really understands the mechanics. The Rambi race is a good example, because the players that understand the mechanics will fly over the gap and skip half the race every lap.
Replies: >>716031727
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:45:48 AM No.716031597
>>716031470
Add that to the ones I've lost at the end of missions and it's probably 25. Pain.
I think these were definitely meant to be a reward for people doing the postgame, especially with the balloon rewards on the rehearsals being an instrumental theme.
Replies: >>716031681
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:46:20 AM No.716031626
>>716031330
>disc drops on Feast Layer
>Stompenclomper
HAHA. SO FUNNY.
Fuck you.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:46:41 AM No.716031650
MIU
MIU
md5: 528e9feb6fd3c866f12d9345f310bcb9๐Ÿ”
ANONS WHAT IS THE BEST SETTING FOR CAMERA SHAKE
SOFT NORMAL OR STRONG
WHICH LOOKS BEST?????
Replies: >>716031701
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:12 AM No.716031681
>>716031597
In the post-game you can also just buy them with banana chips.
Replies: >>716031756
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:15 AM No.716031683
>>716031152
Reserving my judgement until I finish the post-game, but so far it's good. More fun than the past couple Mario games at least and actually feeling motivated to do everything in it.
If breaking away from Bing Bing Wahoo man is what it takes for them to make fun platformers these days I hope Wario gets a new World game next instead of Odyssey 2.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:29 AM No.716031701
>>716031650
Default
Only thing I changed in the options is camera sensitivity to very high
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:37 AM No.716031706
>>715990507 (OP)
Lagoon is probably the weakest because you don't have the majority of DK's moveset unlocked but there's no sublayer I disliked
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:59 AM No.716031727
>>716031591
I did that and it didnt count my lap, do you have to do it past a certain point?
Replies: >>716031813
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:48:18 AM No.716031756
>>716031681
That's good to hear, I wish those things were far more useful then they are. I think by layer 3 I stopped caring.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:48:22 AM No.716031761
>>716031330
>>716031470
The game decided to up the CD drop rate in the forest for me and it fucking SUCKED
>stupid infinitely spawning worm fuckers destroyed them
>one lands on a weird spot where there's kind of water and the physics made it poof
Replies: >>716031829 >>716031930
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:49:07 AM No.716031803
I loved the game, but the fake out credits made my eye twitch as I thought that, while unrelated to DK, we're getting closer and closer to the joke Hades made at the end of Kid Icarus Uprising aboht the sequel coming in 25 years becomes closer and closer to being true
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:49:18 AM No.716031813
>>716031727
Well for one, you still need to pass the finish line to complete a lap.
Replies: >>716031959
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:49:27 AM No.716031829
>>716031761
this was me in the planet core, all those discs gone as soon as they touched the brambles
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:51:19 AM No.716031930
>>716031761
I swear to god the bomb and worm enemies have a better chance of dropping them than any other one. Would be curious if this was true. I had to retry the battle arena several times and you'd always get the most on the ones with those enemies mentioned.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:51:37 AM No.716031947
IMG_8738
IMG_8738
md5: 41b1761baf11f26678b71935c880ff5f๐Ÿ”
>>716031330
>kill an enemy as they go out of bounds or off a cliff
>THATโ€™S when the game decides to spawn a disk after several minutes of nothing
>This has happened 15+ times
I JUST WANT STICKERBRUSH SYMPHONY FOR MY GETAWAY THATโ€™S THE ONLY ONE I FUCKING WANT
Replies: >>716032364 >>716034124
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:51:48 AM No.716031959
>>716031813
I was behind the line before crossing it, maybe not far enough though idk id have to try doing the shortcut again at some point but im doing all the rehearsals now
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:00:15 AM No.716032364
>>716031947
>battle room
>last enemy spawns it
>LOL GOOD JOB DK HERE IS YOUR 5 GOLD AND A BANANA GET TELEPORTED
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:02:18 AM No.716032458
>>716018639
Yeah they could've had a lot more fun with him.
I've heard that a lot of Japanese never really understood the humor of Cranky complaining about the game.
Replies: >>716032546 >>716033059
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:04:26 AM No.716032546
>>716032458
>I've heard that a lot of Japanese never really understood the humor of Cranky complaining about the game.
Do they not have retro purists there?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:05:28 AM No.716032589
I quite like that you can solve most problems in the game through some variation of chimping out since you will either get gold or treasure maps which both can be used to get bananas if you need them.
I wonder if anyone has beaten the game with as few upgrades/bananas as possible
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:05:49 AM No.716032605
>>716030783
It's easy for pathetic losers who do nothing but play video games all day
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:07:08 AM No.716032653
>>716032605
Or it's just simply the fact that older generations were raised on hard games and therefore have different difficulty tolerances
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:11:21 AM No.716032835
>>716032653
This, I don't even consider dying to stupid shit to mean something is hard. I died a bunch on the freezer layer because I suck at ice physics and because of the lava, but I still consider the game easy due to the fact that every challenge is short-lived.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:17:00 AM No.716033059
>>716032458
Absolute wasted potential.
Maybe it's unreasonable to expect golden age Rareware wit, but come on.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:17:46 AM No.716033092
Damn, it was nice having a comfy dk thread without eric or crankyfaags shitting it up. Thanks anons
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:28:11 AM No.716033525
>>716033092
Just don't post in threads that don't have obvious bait OPs and /v/ is actually usable. If there isn't a thread, you just make one.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:41:30 AM No.716034124
>>716031947
I got Stickerbrush Symphony but only at the very end. So hopefully the post-game is long enough to enjoy it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:03:58 AM No.716035254
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LMAO.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:23:20 AM No.716036243
>>716028114
Ah yes, Americans are the only culture on the planet who enjoy the art of song. You're a fucking children's cartoon villain.