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>>716194661 (OP)
Safe horny fetish

>>716194661 (OP)
Uma musume general
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imagine crying this hard over vtubers

do we really need 5 threads?

>>716194661 (OP)
based
FUCK /vt/roons.

gacha thread for beta males on HRT and short brown & yellow incels with tiny dicks

>>716194661 (OP)
>>716194852
sameposter btw

>>716194661 (OP)
she huge

>>716194910
4u

>>>/vmg/

>>716194731
behead twitter niggers

>>716195030
traina i'm UMA

>try special mission for tulip sho
>vodka jobs and ends up in 4th
>have to do another career since you can't use a clock
fuck

>>716195030
ENTER

>Finally finished everyone's campain
>10 clocks left
I'm scared

Am I seriously gonna have to go on fucking Discord to find a club to join
I joined a random club with over 25 people and 3 people (including myself) were doing shoes requests

>>716197156
>He didn't get on the /v/ club where ten people do shoe requests

>>716194661 (OP)
>the other horses and you take her oat bag and play keep-away with it

How's your luck, trainers?

>>716197948
luck doesn't matter if you swipe eh

>>716197948
Not great, though FM and Seiun Sky were nice to get.This is with double pity on Kita Banner from selling CSGO cases

>>716198407
fuck i'm stupid

Eat Umas

are honses really that big? i can take them on.

>>716194731
>What if they were GIANT girls because horses are big?
>What if they were MUSCULAR girls because they're all participating in a physical sport?
>What if they had COCKS because most of them are based on IRL stallions?
It's all the blandest fetishes possible in a single package for the most predictable, boring reasons. I like Umamusume and it's fucking painful watching it get saddled with so much shit taste now.

>Year 2 September with these stats
MY PRINCE!
Genuinely though I'm just waiting for some bad RNG to ruin it, like a triple rainbow in summer I HAVE to go for despite single digit fail chance (happened to my last god run)

Easy.

>>716198750
Brainlet horse...

>>716198834
Could have sworn this sim was innaccurate due to the actual odds being lower due to split banner
Also do it in the actual game like I did, coward

>>716198929
You optimally train Wit later as a reroll mechanic to get more multi-rainbows
250 is totally fine that early on

>>716198693
Why are you gauging the worth of a game by how much porn it appeals to you?

>>716197948
I DIDN'T PULL A SINGLE KITA AFTER 270 TRIES
FUUUUUCK

how does this gacha actually play. whats the loop? it cant just be lookin at fuckin menus and hopin number high make you win?

>>716199008
Like I said, easy.

>>716199196
Roguelite raising sim with horse racing as the payoff.

>>716197156
Do you actually play the game? /v/ma (one of the first /v/ clubs) has a lazy member that I could see getting kicked, but that will depend on the club creator.

Creator already went to sleep but my tip is to ask here during burger day hours, maybe he could see and add you. (btw you have a 24 hours cooldown when you exit a club, it's quite incovenient so it's better to do it soon if your club is a flop).

>>716199196
>Start career
>Pick uma, pick legacies and cards according to the strategy you want to use
>Rest of the career is basically you trying to manage your umas energy and her stat growth
>Watch your uma win the finals
>Upgrade your stuff with all the gibs from racing
>Repeat
The best feeling in this game is cheering for your uma when she is racing and getting a new high score.

>>716199252
>roguelite
oh fuck what the hell sign me up
>>716199393

what does your permanent upgrades come out as anyway? whats the rewards?

just curious. i think the initial tutorial turned me off because it was just tutorial after tutorial of shit and having it simplified woulda drew me in faster.

That part in season 2 when Rice disappeared for like 3 days and when she shows up for a race, McQueen is intimidated by her intense aura but it’s actually just that she hasn’t showered in 3 days and probably just smells like shit.

>>716199445
Tutorial isn't the best at showing the appeal of the game, yeah.
The best way is to just do a career blind, the game is very customizable because you can read the events if that's your thing or you can activate the turbo skip and it's a very smooth progression.

>>716199445
The permanent upgrades are for either your cards or umas, your cards give more bonuses and can appear more in desirable training slots (However there is an uncap restriction that needs you to pull for that card in the gacha to level up further until max level)
Leveling up your uma is easier but somewhat expensive, instead of leveling its called raising aptitude level, and you obtain new skills for her to start with and learn. Then there's an uncap mechanic similar to cards, that need dupes in order to boost her starting stats, however you have a F2P option for this one.

>>716199445
When you finish a career your Uma becomes a "veteran", you use veterans for PVP or as legacy/breeding for your next run, she will pass down stats/aptitudes/skills.

>>716199445
>what does your permanent upgrades come out as anyway?
After a run, the uma you trained becomes a "Veteran Umamusume" who you can keep around and use in other races outside of the career mode (like PvP and shit)
You can also use her to 'inspire' any future umas you train (the game's stand-in for horse breeding eugenics), which allows her to pass down some stats and skills

Can't have her.

>>716199979
Happy meek... What are those stats.
What did your trainer do to you

>>716194661 (OP)
I want Gold Ship to take a fat Gold SHIT in my mouth!

>>716199153
>Posting mobile image
I hope you get no Kitasan

>>716194661 (OP)
Why do horses have such aesthetic genitalia (both sexes)?

How do I get a Nice Nature wife?

>>716201007
Hand her 3 boxes of chocolates and a bouquet with 3 flowers.

>>716200279
I want to pipe down Gold Ship's pakatube

Whats the real reason im seeing this game everywhere? Anthro girls or did everyone rediscover horse racing?

>>716201007
Step 1: fall for her tricks
Step 2: it's too late to leave by now

>>716201007
improve your origami skills

>>716201210
Global English release a few weeks ago. Many streamers playing it. That's it, that's the reason.

>>716200275
>only has 4 skills as well
jesus christ...

>>716201238
what does mystifying murmur sound like, do you think?

>>716199979
>they made up a fake Uma
>some madman named an actual racehorse after her
>the real Happy Meek is a mare, while the one in game has the accessory on the side for stallions

>>716201461
JOI ASMR, duh

>>716199979
But she followed the manual...

the smuggest of horses

what did cygames mean by this?

>>716202050
kek

>still just kinda figuring things out
>every other career mode I've done so far has bottomed out halfway through
>start up a run with Vodka
>win most of my races, never dip below top 5 (outside of arima kinen)
>even get the bath house raffle ticket
is she goated or did I finally crack the code

>>716202050
saaars stop with the anti indian discourse bloody benchods bitch, I rape you later!!

>>716202050
>"it's a healthy umamusume!, what are you gonna name it, miss?"
>"idk, indian breath or something"

>>716202139
Vodka is somehow the only horse I have that actually chooses to break through a pack without needing to move outside.

>>716201210
>Anthro girls or did everyone rediscover horse racing?
yes

>>716202050
the mob uma names are a gift that keeps on giving

>>716194731
Do 4channers really think that people pick and choose what they're attracted to based on how other people percieve it?
Do you guys really decide to jerk it to babies getting strangled with razorwire because that's not safe horny but edgy horny?

What if some day whatever you're attracted to gets deemed safe, will try to get a new fetish somehow? I genuinely don't understand the meaning of this "safe horny" meme.

Mejiro Ryans’s outfit is extremely hot and her hairstyle only makes her design hotter. This fucking sucks because she’s a 1 star which means I need 150 star pieces which god knows I barely have because of support card autism.

>>716202386
Don't try to find logic in porn addiction, its pointless. Just assume that they mean it doesn't pander their fetishes because games should be an extension of said addiction.

>>716202386
That's a lot of projecting you're doing for some faggot anon on some faggot site.

The types of people you're alluding to are the very small minority of any society. Period. Hence the name "deviant"

But you just want everything wrapped up in a nice neat little bow, don't you. Grow up and see the world for the shades of grey it is, and not the black and white you assume it to be.

>>716202464
An actual Mejiro Ryan fan? 1 star outfits aren't so hard to get, you roll them a lot if you try.

>>716202550
Why did you not answer a single of my questions?
Just elaborate on what "safe horny" means specifically and why it is supposed to bad and what people who are attracted to things that you consider "safe horny" mean.

>>716202506
So safe horny just means
>thing I'm not attracted to
?

>>716202464
Don't worry you will get her as you pull for umas, the game let's you buy shards too.

>>716202670
Yeah, as I said don't try finding logic behind it

>>716202670
>things that you consider "safe horny" mean.
*what those people should do, not what they mean, lol

>>716199920
ricebros....

...How absolutely necessary is Kitasan Black

>>716202869
As necessary as your left ball, you can survive without it, but it's nice to have two balls.

When I beat the game with Suzuka I got the hot thub scene. I did not get it with the red hair event character? Is that limited to certain characters or is there some requirement? The red hair got to the third highest in the pyramid while Suzuka got in the middle.

>>716202291
jakarta funk is one of the funniest ones i've seen yet

>>716202464
I'd cum on her belly.

>>716202869
If you have Fine Motion or Super Creek, just borrow one.

>>716202869
shes meta for the next 4 fucking years

>>716202869
it's really good consistency in a game that is nothing but rng
the reason you want one for yourself is so you can borrow scenario cards for future campaigns (the equivalent of tazuna/kiryuin in URA) instead of kitasan black all the time

>>716202958
There's always the raffle event, first you need to get lucky to get the onsen ticket, then you need to beat the URA Finale.

https://x.com/SenseiCaveOOC/status/1947378281512341512?t=CVUV-oQD7ETI1AqcxEJCkA&s=19
it's historical how this gacha game is getting people invested in horse lore and even actual horse racing

which one would you bet on anons?

>>716203079
alternative sports have always been interesting.

is there a tier ranking of the best cards
>dude kitasanblack lmao
ok bitch there's still five other slots I gotta fill

>>716203050
When does the raffle event take place?

>>716203186
>>716203079
i just think it's easier to get invested into things where there isn't a humongous team of players, it's nice just cheering for the one person/animal/whatever the fuck. for me it was shogi after watching 3gatsu.

>>716203239
January year 3

>>716203239
Don't quote me on this, but I believe it's Late January year 3?

>>716203079
Teio’s miracle run seems too unbelievable to be real, yet it actually happened.

>>716203315
Is there any other events that take place in a certain time period?

>>716199979
>Happy Mid

>>716202869
are you trying to win PVP battles or finish career modes, this is important

>>716203195
The best cards are the cards you have uncapped the most.

>>716203195
Super Creek, Fine Motion, event Special Week, event Link, then it's Tazuna I think
There's your 5 slots unless you're going to meme 5 speed/wit/guts

>>716203195
you want super creek, fine motion, and then sweep tosho
those are the top 3

1 hour maintenance soon

>>716203478
I dunno, I got the Agnes Digital SR maxed and that seems like complete and total ass. Doesn't even get specialty priority.

If you have the compulsion to swipe on a game like this why wouldn't you just go to a grey market seller to buy an MLB Kitasan account with other fixings like Supercreek to start off with?

>>716197048
brother just buy more and don't use them when it's a waste

>>716203679
why wouldn't you just reroll for fucking free and use the rest of the bajillion pull currency to just keep pulling for cards good cards.

Witchads what do

>>716203414
Finish career modes I probably could care less about PVP battles

>>716203776
All in on wit.

>>716203776
>picking something other than speed
that isn't very bakushin of you anon

>>716203776
assuming your director and reporter friendships are maxed or close to it you can get to the 1100 break point on wit, so do that

>>716198693
Golshi literally greets the player by overpowering him and placing him in a bag that she carries to the beach. I'd think most players would enjoy this fantasy more if she were larger

>>716199196
it's a strategy raising sim anon. it's only "lookin at fuckin menus" if there's no brain in your head capable of performing planning or strategy.

1. you do roguelike runs and try to build the best horse you can
2. you get rewards that make you better in the runs, or in pvp
3. you do more roguelike runs and repeat

i'm not fucking playing goo goo babies with you fuck off

>>716203776
how do you guys have this game looking so crisp

>>716203769
Because you could spend half a day never seeing anything above 1lb kitasan or pull 30 bucks out of your pocket to get 5lb from a guy with a room full of laptops and computer macros?

>>716203776
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING
UMA MUSUME IS WIT GAME

>>716203928
that will always beat spending money for a gacha account that will have you grinding later anyways. just take advantage of the banner while we have it.

>>716203030
no, she's usable for the next 4 fucking years. there will be decks in the future that don't run her and literally run an R rarity card.

>>716198553
Uma Delicia

Yup. I pulled the bullet and tried for five pulls and not a single rainbow. I am not doing that again. Meta can kiss my ass. The shame of playing slots like that is more overpowering than seeing an L in career mode.

>>716199196
it's a spreadsheet strategy roguelite tamagochi game, if you like seeing number go up then you'll like the game and don't mind that it's literally just menus

so what's the deal with the director sometimes giving me +13 to stats and sometimes giving +3 when i beat a run

>>716203679
because that will end with you banned and it doesn't support the game's life, which is a primary reason to pay

>>716204012
>no, she's usable for the next 4 fucking years
you are legit just lying to people by saying this btw. she's by far the best card for the foreseeable future.

>>716204028
Good ending (won URA): tons of stats, if she gives you her fan then you get more stats.
Normal ending (didn't win URA): meh stats.

it's over, umasisters...

>>716203079
Same thing with GuP and Strike Witches, even Kancolle.
Also
>maintenance
I was about to finish my last run with King Halo..

>>716198693
I think the worst of it is people turning goldship into neco arc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wQlhou9CUQ

Test

Don't expect kitasan in the kitasan banner, get hyped instead for the SRs, those are the real shit that helps you win careers, you can always borrow a kitasan later

>>716203414
>>716203781
Anon?

>just finished nature's career for the first time
>do rest of dailies
>maintenance
Guess this is the canon ending

>>716204110
>>716204121
go watch Cinderella Gray until maintenance is over.

>>716204163
the point of getting kb now is so you don't have to borrow her for fucking ever and you can borrow other cards.

>>716204092
yeah but i mean like
sometimes she gives like +13 speed and stamina and then only +3 power in the same boost

>>716204028
From my understanding both her and the journo gives you stat boosts based on their friendship level

>>716204202
she got him… he's gonna be forced to raise no less than three children…

uh...they have to clean the toilets after Oguri cap was done.

>>716204110
Panic dance

So the idea as a F2P/low-spender is to get 3 copies of Kitasan, then MLB with a half-anni selection ticket + limit break crystal?

i demand gibs, cygames.

>>716204134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OIlRJweGA&ab_channel=KirisuFMDK

>>716204131
I mean there's a good reason for that. she's based on a real horse that has a goofy dickhead personality. neco arc is just "le gremlin" anime trope bullshit.

>>716204230
Fair, but you will always be seeking a max kitasan over a non-maxxed, this is why meta pulling is such a bad idea in gacha

>>716204317
Yes
Or just borrow her from a whale.

>>716204343
you can use the anniversary currency to max her out, having a maxed out one is 5000x better than having a lb0, but having a lb0 is 50000000x better than having none.

I want the horse to kiss

>>716204402
same, but me

>>716204208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQXnwd9Fsqk

Reminder that you can watch all CinGray eps (so far) for free on YT, at least until August 4.

people keep saying you need a black kitasan but they keep forgetting to mention you actually need five of these goddamn things
whatever man I got a tosho and a motion i'm just gonna waste my carrots on finding new horse bitches to fuck instead

>>716204402

>can't login
EOS ALREADY IT'S OVER

>>716204383
Can I borrow your lips? Chu~

>>716204317
Ive gotten 2 copies on my phone AND on my PC.
one swipe though on phone.

So in total.. 4... on two different devices.

>>716204448
Only if you have 5 tosho.

>>716204336
At least during her ending she has a sweet moment where she tells you how good you are for surviving 3 years of her BS

>>716204448
I don't even know who I want to save for outside of Tamamo Cross.

What's the conversion rate for the dupe item we're getting on the anniversary? Or how do you earn them?

Which Umas are for (you)?

>>716204273
>no less than three children…
>3
Witnessed.
Nice Nature, how many children we will have?

>no super creek
>no fine motion
>0lb kitasan (pity)

>people spend hundred of thousands for the most meta card
>EOS after they have made their buck
This gacha was just another rugpull scam, huh?

>>716204453
:D

>>716204537

>>716204537

>>716204584
her doing the stupid plane woosh every time makes it impossible to sexualize her
she acts like she's about 8

>>716199153
I hate how much images like this make me hurt inside

>>716204537
Mcqueen, Rice Shower, Air Groove and Teio
>iamonahorse

>>716204610
Which means she act twice her age (4)
Imagine

>>716204078
it's obvious you're parroting shit you read from other people parroting shit, and you don't have a clue what you're talking about. I actually play on JP so unlike you I have firsthand experience. Notice how Kitasan stops showing up in the optimal builds in the future, and in fact Long decks run an R human rights card for a while.

Kitasan Black stays usable, it does not stay a card you want in every deck or the best decks.

how long is maint?
Thanks!!

>>716201527
And the colors on the real horse don't even match the characters colors. It sucks

>>716204573
I got only one Kitasan but that's apparently also a brick. We're in this together bwo

>>716204573
Bro just use that

>>716204017
Underrated

>>716204684
Wait, so Umamusume is actually wit game?

>>716204610
That's the whole point. She wants (you) to see her as a potential wife yet she's closer to being a little sister. Very cute, very moe.
And then they gave her a literal bride skin.

>>716204685
It's over, anon.
They ran away with your money and Kitasan.

I will continue to waste all my carats on this banner and will continue to roll 0 kitasans and probably top out at 170 pity points so I can't even unlock that

>>716204776
The good Wit cards are powerful yes. You should be clicking Wit on every build no matter what since it's by far the best option (next to racing which isn't always viable) when none of your options are great but your energy is not low enough to rest. Since you're clicking Wit anyway it is natural to bring a card that buffs Wit.

Unironically Fine Motion is a better card than Kitasan Black, the only reason people lose their minds over Kitasan Black is because it has a banner and you can reroll/whale for it realistically. If Fine Motion had the banner instead you'd see people treating it the exact same as Kitasan Black.

>>716204445
I was watching S1 and it was ok, then I saw Cinderella and now I don't if I should watch S2 and S3... it's so good

>>716204776
No that guy is shitposting. You never run 4 Wit cards.

>>716204776
wit is good but he's trolling you

>>716204808
I never spent, thank god. I had to reinstall the game and lost EVERYTHING. This game is so dangerous. So glad I still have my money intact. This is the most expensive and irrisponsible game Ive ever played. Im actually shocked, almost without word.

>>716204776
>train the actually important stats for 2-3 turns and rest once to do it again
>train the actually important stats for 2-3 turns and train wit for 5 turns so you can train the good stats 1 more time
witbros are fucking retarded

>>716194661 (OP)
I can’t take images like this seriously after learning that Goldship is only 5’7.

>>716204317
>>716204461
why does she love the trainer so much

>>716204914
Keep watching to get to S2, it's good.
Road to the Top and the movie are also worth watching.

>>716204684
Kitasan Trash

>>716204906
What makes FM so good? I use her but besides the early good condition I don't see anything game breaking.

>>716205029
cunny this is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating simthis is not a dating sim

>>716204793
She's like one of those elementary kids who say they want to marry their teacher, it's cute

i don't think i've ever felt as insulted as when tazuna pops up to say "with the right inspiration, your trainee could gain the apittudes to make victory hers!"
like she's basically saying "your race was so ass that the only way to fix it is to spend multiple runs building up sparks to make your horse competent"

>>716204684
Kitasan Blacked

>>716205056
nothing, it's a joke

>>716204979
it sounds like you're retarded, the purpose of being a witbro is that it doesn't take 5 turns to charge up. a 3 wit deck will be gaining more energy on clicking wit than any other training takes, because good wit cards buff energy gain. you obviously supplement your energy from events as well, so in practice you get to train whatever you like 70% of the time and wit takes 30%, and you never need to rest which risks debuffs.

>>716197156
V-ooners
I made it and no one joined. If I disband it ill have to wait 24 hours to join one

gosh I want pizza now

Im retarded :(

>>716204776
For short runs? Yes. You don't need stamina, and you're going to cap your speed with ease. You don't need to train strength much because speed training gives it. Are you really going to train guts? of course not, you train wit so you don't need to rest and so your skills actually trigger and you can buy more of them.

>>716204684
damn, Kitasan gets powercrept by NTR?

>>716205029
She doesn't really love him specifically, just the idea of him. Like many children, she assumes that acting like an adult will make her one, that doing adult things is somehow 'better' than doing childish ones, and that the faster she becomes an adult the more praiseworthy she is.
Her preferred method of being seen as an adult is idealizing the 'sexy woman' archetype, but she still craves affection, and so her preferred 'romantic partner', inasmuch as she can define one, resembles her father.

>>716205160
That's okay, you aren't the only super creek fan in this thread

>>716205108
>sometimes spend 4 turns training useless dog shit instead of 5, depending on how lucky you get with rainbows
this is revolutionary tech

>Minmaxxing in a gacha of all things
Guys you will not get everything, the meta will always change, kitasan is still a good card tho

>>716205160
It's ok Bakushinbro

Server is still down.

Kitasan bricked my account

>>716205235
you know i thought the level 4 wit training with all the girls sitting in front of the tv would be more memeable than the shogi one

>>716205313
29 minutes left

>>716205293
>Minmaxxing in a gacha of all things
/fgoalter/ has been around for at least half of a decade

>>716205330
kitasan bricked my cock and balls

>>716205293
>the meta will always change
anon it took years for KB to be dethroned

These horses are pissing me off...

>>716205313
I have the taiki hot spring i need to see some side booba

>>716205056
+5 Energy on Wit training with her means you gain a significant amount of turn economy, she's going to generate hundreds of energy over a run which saves you many rests which saves you risk of Night Owl. It just generally is powerful over the course of a run, your summer trainings are far more efficient with her because 1 Wit training mid-summer means you're not going to have any risk in your other trainings on whatever gets rainbow.

15% training effectiveness + 30% mood effect +35% friendship training means when she shows up on any other training, that training is gonna be buffed very nicely. You should be happy to see her on any training you want to click.

>>716205195
Everything does, eventually. They want to do powercreep so that people roll and spend -- but not too quick powercreep, since that can make people quit. Of course, we an on the fast track...

>>716205330
plump.

Goldship had over 500 babies.

....Agnes Tachyon 1500 babies...

You’re not a tourist right? You were a uma fan before Arby’s right

>>716205330
im also bricked up

>>716205447
>she's going to generate hundreds of energy over a run which saves you many rests
you know what else generates hundreds of energy? 2 rests

>>716205476
anon i'm only a fan of properties that are primarily in english

>>716205235
lmao enjoy getting boxed in, cuck

>>716205330
blacked*

>>716205293
hoofnvke
just play the game

>>716205476
even arby's knows spe chan is the best uma ever

>>716205447
bro would have you think that night owl was a guarantee whenever you get sleep deprived
i've seen it like six or seven times over all my runs

>>716205447
>You should be happy to see her on any training you want to click.
I legit read this as "you want to dick", then again I really need to sleep.

>>716205539
witGOD says it will happen regardless

>>716204661
>>716199153
Honestly anime has ruined my expectations of women and relationships in general.

Whats it actually feel like if you were someone who was playing before it was cool. Now your favorite gacha game has been totally flooded by band wagon hype train retards, such as myself.

>>716205447
nigga what is the point of trying to fuck with new players

>>716205512
sure, now spend 3 turns in the infirmary trying to cure night owl buddy.
>>716205562
it completely ruins a run it shows up on, it doesn't matter if it's not every run. you don't want the chance to have it show up at all.

>>716205623
>it completely ruins a run it shows up on
it doesn't lol

>>716205448
>but not too quick powercreep, since that can make people quit.
I know that all too well, speaking as a FEH victim.

>>716205575
Doesn't mean you can't mitigate with the right stats and skills.
I think the problem of showing this to newfags is that they'll assume that what they are doing is already "the best" when they aren't.

>>716205596
Acceptable evil if it open the way for future foreign horses getting in.

>>716205623
>AIIIIEEEEE I GOT NIGHT OWL, MY RUN IS RUINED (he lost 10 energy)
>the always available and helpful infirmary:

>>716205539
Does wit even mitigate that?

>>716205597
falseflagging with this vague "I am implying you are wrong but can't say why" shit is sad. JP players universally value wit because we actually have years of experience with the game.

>>716205476
I watched the anime when it came out but now I understand it more. Rewatched it 2 days ago. Still holds up but some of the quality here and there is rather off.

And the edition of a blonde&blue-eyed french horse Broye is odd. Since they actually have the character/horse Montjeu, which is the horse Broye should be, but they didnt do it?
I just realized that the Montjeu character was prolly not even made/designed back then.

>>716205623
>sure, now spend 3 turns in the infirmary trying to cure night owl buddy.
living in fear of <1% chance of triple infirmary night owl and basing your strategy on 100% chance of wasting 3+ turns dozens of times per run on wit training

>>716205575
>missing context
NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER YOU INCREASE, IF YOU'RE BLOCKED, YOU'RE BLOCKED

>>716205652
you don't understand the game at all if you think that. spending turns to gain no stats on rest and then spending turns to gain no stats in the infirmary is crippling. you will no longer level your training levels, let alone get your stats where they need to be.

You need power to push the other umas out of your way. Instead of wasting time thinking of how to make your escape out of the box.

>>716205669
wit helps your uma position themselves in a smart way, apparently
i have no idea what power does if that's the case though

>literally just had a run where goldship got both night owl and lazy
>she didn't lose a single race
just get better horses

>>716205723
>spending turns to gain no stats on rest
:I
>spending turns to gain no stats on +5-10 energy rests (wit edition)
:O

>>716205658
I almost wanted to start playing it but they never made an alt for my fav so I didn't. It was a proof of their bad taste.

>>716205701
They didn't have the right back in 2018

>>716205661
nice horse would breed

Why don't blocked Umas just jump over the other Umas?
Are they stupid?

>>716205661
59 million monies...

I made a goldshi with navigation, movement and sight and she never gets cock blocked idk maybe pvpers avoid those cause you dont need them if your lead with 12000 speed but im new an retard too idk my career run was godlike tho and i never switched off end strat

welp that happened

>>716205665
Retard alert, you never want to have to be in a position where you need to click the infirmary because you gain no stats by clicking it. if you spend 3 turns going "rest, infirmary, infirmary" while I spend 3 turns going "wit, speed, wit", we'll be at similar energy levels but my stats have completely surpassed yours.
>>716205669
wit determines your positioning entirely, even including your speed for 80% of the race, yes. low wit umas will sit behind a pack and fall behind, high wit umas will move to the outside and push forward if they need to. speed stat only matters during the final leg of the race, until then wit is the stat that determines your speed, so wit horses are also the least likely to end up stuck behind other horses to begin with, they're the ones you're getting stuck behind.

>>716205604
those videos are fun even if I can't understand anything

>>716205878
witbro SCREAMING that your horse is ruined

>>716205703
the fact that you don't even know what the chance of night owl is speaks volumes. the confidence of the people that know nothing is hilarious, just pure dunning kruger effect.
>>716205773
Damn, you're too retarded to know that wit and speed are stats?

>>716205918
HA! ha! ha...

>>716205773
>spending turns to gain nothing but energy
>spending turns to gain energy, wit, speed, and skill points
yeah you're not arguing in bad faith at all

>>716205908
yeah except that turn count actually looks like
>rest, speed, infirmary, speed (he forgot that infirmary gives energy back and that night owl doesn't always trigger)
wheras yours looks like
>wit, wit, wit, wit, speed

>>716205596
great for the initial few days until people realized "oh wait, this is a gacha game!" then complain about the designs or monetary practices before quitting

>>716205967
the chance of getting night owl and having it last through 3 infirmary sessions is <1% you retard

train wit IRL

>>716206005
>spending 10 turns to gain 1 rest's worth of energy and maybe a single 0 rainbow speed training's worth of speed
WHAT A DEAL

>>716204208
Cinderella Gray sucks, the whole thing reminded me of some shonen. Other then the first 2 episodes and the whole thing with her trainer and nationals there is very little character growth or emotion. Its all about hyping up a race then the protagonist blowing everyone the fuck out by having no strategy and just being faster and having more stamina. Oh no protagonist is fucked what are they going to do about this bad situaion (ACTIVATES MENACING AURA) *Just runs faster*. All the other characters are just there to have O faces when the character suddenly runs faster and have 0 impact themselves. Every episode is goku vs piccalo but then last minute goku jumps from normal to super sayan 3 and just kills piccalo.

The ending was a surprise ill give you that. S1 and 2 of the anime are just better in every way

>every JP player under the sun tells you that kitasan will be meta for a very very long time
>this random anon on /v/ - video games: BUT MY WIT DECK?!?!?

>>716206146
>Its all about hyping up a race then the protagonist blowing everyone the fuck out by having no strategy and just being faster and having more stamina. Oh no protagonist is fucked what are they going to do about this bad situaion (ACTIVATES MENACING AURA) *Just runs faster*. All the other characters are just there to have O faces when the character suddenly runs faster and have 0 impact themselves.
that's what racing is all about brother

GET STATS! GETS SPARKS! GIVE MONEY TO HORSE OVERLORDS!

>>716206008
You clearly have never actually played a full wit deck, they don't need to click wit 4 times in a row. even a 2 wit deck is gaining about as much energy as any other training costs as well as 50-90 total stats depending on how many people show up on wit and what level the wit cards are.

>>716206272
i like the yellow one

Resting? We take 60% failure rates over here.

>>716206167
>every single JP player values wit
>this random anon on /v/ - video games: BUT MY STRAWMAN!!!

>>716194661 (OP)
Forced game, fuck off

>>716206272
Teto's character reversal was kino

>>716206314
thats 40% succssess btw if anyone was wondering

Am I retarded for actually wanting to try out this Wit retardation.

>>716206349
here, have a (you), retard

>>716206364
the witbros really needed this clarification

>>716206289
I'd rather click rest and waste my URA Qualifier turn entirely

>>716206349
Wit game

>>716206364
Thanks mathteacher.
>>716206396
haha nice good job, retard

GRUG NO READ CARD
ME USE TWIN TURBO SIMPLE AS

>>716206417
based as fuck

>>716206417
>Twin Turbo
>>>/vt/

>>716206272
I still hate that yellow glasses midget, she never once apologized to Oguri Cap.

i don't like that this is a very indepth autistic spreadsheet simulator disguised as a gacha

do not open

>>716206272
if I was there at her first performance I would have stood out of my seat and clapped, everything after is idol shit.

>>716205752
I'm pretty sure power helps break through getting boxed, unless the way out is blocked by multiple horses. The game even alludes to this. But I've only seen wit been mentioned in being useful in a similar in these threads. It'd make sense if it worked preemptively, so that the hors wouldn't get into situations where she could get surrounded in the first place.
>>716205908
>even including your speed for 80%
From what I've seen in the game and read, basically the girls all run the same pace (dependant of their strategy). Wit makes them, then, run more intelligently depending on the situation, conserving energy, right? Does it also determine when they will try to take overtake other runners as well?

>>716206146
CinGray shows Oguri's career in more detail compared to any other Uma show, like Tokai Tieo actually won a lot but S2 focuses on a certain part of his career. CinGray takes its time showing Oguri going from the countryside to race with the big boys, this build up leads to some jobber races, sure, but they're all still based on IRL races and there's no "muh plot armor", Oguri was just strong like that and he proved his worth with that strenght.
But Oguri's career also has its highs and lows, it's a good story as well, just takes its time to develop compared to the other super condensed entries.
>Oh no protagonist is fucked what are they going to do about this bad situaion (ACTIVATES MENACING AURA) *Just runs faster*.
You mean the last spurt? That's how they race IRL and in the game, Oguri Cap is literally a Pace-Chaser/Late Surger, that's why she comes from behind.

Oh. Now I see the family resemblance.

>>716206464
Yay

>>716206417
>Free (RNG) + 45 speed from her chain events
What's not to love?

>>716194731
What does this mean?

>>716206464
do not open 2.0

>>716206272
I love these 3 and March, I hope they show up in S2

>>716206146
if they follow the irl story, its going to stop being shonen very quickly.

Why is the needle lady not a trainee?

>>716206589
because she's not a horse?

>>716206548
I didnt want to think about it. But apparently Cygames have a "NO LEWD STUFF" rule cause oftherwise they could get sued by the actual horse-owners.

>>716206530
So glad that the red-headed, twin-tailed tsundere with a fang and air vents archetype is still being respected in current year

>>716206620
But her child is a horse.

>>716206641
I thought it was Eri Kitamura that did her voice.

>>716206589

So the legendary racing horses get reincarnated as horse girls. (the others into glue)

On a world were there ARE no horses.

...how do they get their names and why is there a huge industry about horse racing when there are no horses in the universe.

horse.

>>716206826
Foreknowledge.

>>716206653

I heard you are all addicted to these umu musumes

guys my uma got too big

>>716206826
>how do they get their names
From another world (ours)

>>716205878
>Super Creek can't run her own card
>she doesn't unlock Swinging Maestro until Potential level 5, which takes MONTHS of grinding to get the materials for
Bricked horse before you even started.

>>716206868
>nero
begone whore

>twitter accounts are now posting factoid anon's posts for likes

>>716206934
link?

>>716206868
Iit's a comfy game.

>no apologems
AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716206826
let me continue.

What did they do for transporation? Since horse-drawn stuff are one of the vehicles of human sociatal developtment.

...now I see a world were they are doing all the heavy stuff before the invention of the engine and mechanical inovation.

They were left to run as a reward for their 10 000 year long service to mankind.

I think I just solved it

>>716206952
https://x.com/TopGyaru/status/1947859875079307651

>>716206485
>basically the girls all run the same pace (dependant of their strategy). Wit makes them, then, run more intelligently depending on the situation, conserving energy, right?
here's a doc on basically all the mechanics of the game. ctrl+f "wit" and you'll know the game better than any shitposter here within minutes : https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.psmvb6wqaxi2

The game has set positions your horses want to keep, and your uma constantly rolls for what their speed is, with Wit being the sole modifier for this. so it's more than just conserving energy, wit horses literally move faster, not at super speed but enough to be at the front of packs and not the back of packs (where you get boxed).

In JP, it was a well known strategy in the past (aka this game's future) to have your front runner gain a ton of wit, so they move faster and force everyone else to keep up with them, so everyone else is drained of stamina before the final spurt even begins. there's a section in the doc on "Seiun Bully" that covers this, Seiun Sky comes out in a month or two and she's going to be a menace if you don't have high Wit.

there's a dozen other things wit includes, like it does help conserve stamina, especially on downhills where it both reduces stamina loss and boosts your speed. it also reduces Kakiri/Rushed (which is a massive stamina loss), and it handles your chances of skills going off, it handles horizontal movement (aka the ability to get around people), and so much more.

>>716206905
Her ult does the same thing as Swinging Maestro though, having two of the same skill effect seems like overkill.

>>716206497
So what? Your ability to analyze a glass of dirty water doesn't somehow excuse it and make it drinkable. In the end of the day what they chose to show on screen and how they sequenced the events made it boring to watch. We get introduced to so many characters who have character arcs and they grow and you start to like them. Then oguri just leaves them behind half way through the show. The emotional rollercoster payoff of that is worth it for the viewer and makes a good viewing experience.

but thats HALF the anime.

what follows is borings as fuck.You sacked all your characters for that emotional high and now you have nothing left. Everything after she leaves to go to nationals is just set up race - is she going to win??? - bankai moment - O face from the side character then all over again the next episode. I mean if this is your first shonen great but s1/2 gave me some expectations

>>716206915
I thought that was Saber. Or are they the same person? I've never played Fate.

ok but beginning of a new era is real kino

>>716206371
Not retarded. I have been fooling with WIT meme for the past few days and it works majority of the time. It also forces you to read support card description alongside the skills to optimise skill selection instead of blindly following the meta. What people need to understand is that the WIT meme works for both PVP (team trials) and career, not just career.

>>716207007
Its odd. The class is Saber and some Sabers looks like Arthur for some reason.

The setting is cool because you know that at some point in the timeline european nobles were rearing and maintaining horse girls for the purpose of war and jousting

>>716207041
It would've been perfect if Cafe wasn't sidelined. She was very important in the new era but only Pokke got focus.

What's her name /v/

>>716207134
yeah thats really the only downside but still, it's an insanely good movie

>>716206964
beautiful
>>716207121
South America have no horsegirls till the 18-19th century

i got disconnected entering a team race and now whenever i try to renter it the game just softlocks
am I bricked?

>>716207145
Top Cun

>>716207145
>>716207239
Mayano Top Cunny

How were horses trained for war?

>>716205293
The interesting thing about asian gachas going global is we typically know how long the meta lasts

I don't know how I'm "supposed" to be training these horses to make them stronger for team races and shit, I'm just hoping that I can scrape by into winning their campaign, let alone the URA Finales.

>>716207145
Tam Cruise

>>716207279
Diligently.

How long do I have to wait for her to be playable?

>>716206641
Fatstelle

>>716207279
Uma MMA exists in-universe so I think humans were at the backlines or medics at most with the physically stronger Umas on the frontlines.

>>716207354
2+ months.

>>716207092
A big part of the lore is that perception of your legacy is a big determining factor in your heroic spirit form. In Fate/Zero, Alexander the Great comments on the fact that he was small in real life, but since people remember him as a mighty conqueror his heroic spirit form is a huge beefy dude. In Fate/Apocrypha, Vlad the Impaler's arc is built around the fact that he fucking hates being remembered as "Dracula" because he wasn't a vampire, but since that's how he is remembered his has those abilities he can utilize.

Going by this logic, "looks like saber" basically just means the public image of the hero isn't clear so everyone just images them as generically hot.

>>716207214
Did you save for a link password? Can you reset your cache?

>>716207214
the game is in planned maintenance right now, just wait.

Finally beat the URA finals with Bourbon, anyone saying she's easy to train specially with shitty cards is either a whale or just lucky, the only reason I won was because I finally got to uncap some of my best cards which made the stats alone carry the run

>>716207293
I'm mostly in the same boat. I only care about the career mode in the first place.

>>716207279
Horses were mostly a landbased since they were fearful about going on boats, specially during ancient up till modern times in the 19th century.

One of the earliest account we have is horsedrawn chariots in Mesopotamia and famously in Egypt were they provided mobile warfare, mixing horsegirls and archery from their coachers/trainers. Other notable examples is when later we get more well armoured horsegirls who take on charges into the enemy ranks, either with heavier chariots or early "knights" so to say among Greek and Persian cavalry.

>>716207415
>>716207459
It fixed itself somehow yeah, it was probably just the maintenance

>>716203145
The western horse racing industry must be kissing Japan's feet after their whole business got saved by zoomers and a gacha game

>>716207384
Humans are much more numerous and a sword, arrow or bolt is just as effective on them as humans. Knights were the tanks of Medieval times but there were much more regular soldier and militia dudes in comparison.

>>716207404
>A big part of the lore is that perception of your legacy is a big determining factor in your heroic spirit form

I can sort of see it. Then there's Jack the Ripper.

>>716206857
>Before Dan met Jeff and Evan, he thought he'd only ever love one man.
this is a book about gay horses right?

>>716207384
Uma's probably did the same thing as horses did in ours. Charged peasants and obliterated them.

>>716203145
When is this?

>>716207580
that would be amazing and terrifying

>>716207667
cringe twitter artist shit

Did the Kentucky Derby get in on the hype yet

>>716207470
There is so much free carrots when you start, just keep playing and roll better supports as the carrots come in. When you start running out of free carrots is when your deck will naturally be strong enough to easily win every story run

>>716207279
Normandy landings were the largest uma invasion in the history of the umaverse.
UMA Team 6 is the most elite military unit in the umaverse.
Genghis Khan was a powerful military uma who raised armies of uma and terrorized central Asia, taking men and growing her army.

>>716207702
I know that artist, she/he is odd

>>716207667
I would play this.

>>716207658
imagine being some poor fucking peasant levee whose barely trained and equipped when a fully armored amazon sized UMA comes charging straight at your formation with several of her friends...

>>716207715
Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, and El Condor Pasa had life-size cutouts on the derby site so an event was probably hosted there.

>>716207715
It already collabed with Umamusume, it's only a matter of time until they announce some western horses.

>>716207667
based INT skeptic

>>716207293
Use the compatibility calculator and run an uma until she rolls good sparks and then use her on an uma that has good compatibility

>>716207754
>Genghis Khan was a powerful military uma who raised armies of uma and terrorized central Asia, taking men and growing her army.
I love you for thinking about this. Now I see small cute Genghis uma.

>>716206934
yeah, that faggot and the pirat fag and like 10 other twttercels just repost shit form here all the time.

genuinely lost hope for this site ever being good again.

>>716207828
>/b/ was never good
imagen being this newfag

>>716207730
I mean yeah, that's literally what happened, didn't need that to win with the rest of the umas which is why I'm talking about Bourbon specifically

>>716206996
>wit horses literally move faster
if you read the doc you'll realize that the difference is miniscule

>>716207857
I don't get the point of /b/ anymore it's just /soc/ and /gif/

Skibidi Rizz Wins His First Race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCiPY9OZgQ&ab_channel=SketchyTheHorseGuy

whats the next must roll support banner i should be looking at for? i really want to save for manhattan cafe first

>>716207916
IMAGEN BEING THIS NEWFAG
The poolw as fucking closed due to this aids

>>716207754
>Genghis Khan was a powerful military uma who raised armies of uma and terrorized central Asia, taking men and growing her army.
Genghis Khan was the world's most successful torena.

So is the principle lady secretly a Uma?

>>716207617
Jack the ripper is actually a funny example because there are multiple different ones in fate depending on which aspect of the legend is pulled from by the grail. Primarily this happens because nobody knew who he was, so the grail can't easily pull the real person. So it's the exact thing I was talking about, the perception of who they are molding what they get summoned as.

The loli Assassin Jack is technically the memory of all the missing children and women that were killed during the jack the ripper times. Nobody knows who he is and his victoms are basically his entire legacy, so the grail takes his "he could have been anyone" legacy and just has the victims themselves be part of the heroic spirit.

There's also Strange/Fake's Berserker Jack. This one is closer to a "true Jack" and is a shapeshifter entity. He also plays on the lore heavily, one of his noble phantasms is to turn into a terrifying demon because part of the public memory of him includes rumors of him being a demon instead of a man.

>>716208002
Nah that was her dad.

>>716208002
Sired more progeny than Agnes Tachyon too

>>716207903
if you actually played the game in JP you'd know that "miniscule" difference has a major impact in several different ways. but sure, keep using wit as a dump stat, I'll gladly take the front of the pack by a "miniscule" amount while you get boxed behind me.

>>716207470
always forget how big her boobs are damn

>>716207997
yeah whatever dude. go and get your likes and retweets or whatever.

>>716208035
>secretly

>>716208110
it doesn't, I ran the numbers

'>>716208002
Another good horsetrainer was Alexander the Great

>>716208179
Im going to write to much historical horselord now.

brb maybe draw horseboobs shortstacked Napoleon.

>says Umu
OH NO

>>716208035
No. Now look this way for a moment.

>look up the game on jewgle store
>It's rating teen

What the fuck?

>>716208302
Horse girls can't lead, they need humans to lead them around. It's why there is 0 horsegirl trainers and all of them are humans.

>>716207279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKi8GQSnvaU

>>716208176
guess you're just retarded then, over 4 years of actually playing the game has shown me it's vital. let me guess, you don't understand that getting a small advantage 24 times during a race adds up significantly?

>>716208403
it has gacha gambling anon, teen is the minimum it can get

>>716208403
Jewgle cut back from +18 rating.

>>716208526
Ah that's right.

>>716208426
that makes sense.
>who trained napoleon?
will not stop me for drawing horseboobs though.

>>716205476
I feel nothing but profound sadness now that I have realized that I can never take Oguri Cap to an IHOP or Dennys

>>716208465
>muh 4 years
and yet you were wrong the whole time without ever realizing it

what is his end game

I only got a pity Kita from the banner. How many karats can I get for the rerun?

>>716208565
you can't afford it

>>716208572
you'll come crawling back begging for advice when I beat the shit out of you at CM, like I did to retards like you for years in JP. keep impotently whining though, it'll be funny to see you insist I have to be doing it wrong while I get the best results possible and you repeatedly fail.

>>716194731
Cry harder, faggot

>>716208582
>night owl before summer camp
FUCK YOU RANDY

>>716208532
What?
Says Pegi3 on mine.

>>716208660
tears streaming down your face as you type this

I started like 2 days ago and blew all my load on kitasan black. Am I supposed to save up carats now or should I roll for horses?

>>716208686
It was +18 rating (worse than the naked butt jiggling shooter game which is +12) before getting +3.

>>716208620
I can afford it

>>716208597
Rerun is in November, you got plenty of time.

>>716208715
cute ragebait but I'm just laughing at how pathetic you're acting, hope this (You) gets you the pseudo human interaction you obviously desperately crave.

>>716208718
how many Kitasan cards did you get? Full upcaped?

>>716194661 (OP)

>>716208775
I have the card at level 50, I think that's the max upgrade? Unless you can upgrade them even further.

>>716208715
>OH SHIT I LOST THE ARGUMENT BECAUSE I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE AND NO KNOWLEDGE
>I KNOW, I'LL JUST PRETEND THEY'RE MAD!
kek, every time

>>716208768
>>716208804
>literally spamming replies on cooldown
holy meltdown

F I F T Y

I

F

T

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

>>716208725
Hah, odd. I did stumble upon a vid were BlueArchive koreans took down a government agency when it suddenly was 18+ rated.
>"An army of nerds leaving their rooms for the first time in an age, in defence of their waifus"

>>716208826
>OH SHIT I LOST THE ARGUMENT BECAUSE I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE AND NO KNOWLEDGE
>I KNOW, I'LL JUST PRETEND THEY'RE MAD!
kek, every time

>>716194731
fpbp

>>716208803
That's good. I´d roll for some horses if I were you. There are some cards coming up in a couple of months but for this start, you are clear.

Should I reroll?

>>716208917
Alright, thanks anon. I'm getting tired of bakushin runs.

>>716208927
Yes.

>>716208582
>pickle invasion on my haru run
you fucking asshole....

what is this woke nonsense

>>716208942
Did you use up your free 3star exchange ticket?

>>716208917
if i got 4 kitasans am i fine for saving as well? or should i really try and spark for the 5th

>>716208983
>father is missing
>actual horse mom is dead after she gave birth
>adopted by human
There.

>>716208983
Lesbian horses man, at least it aint gay.

>>716208983
the ear accessory tells you which horse is packing a little extra

>>716209006
I traded it in for ogorki cap, but after one run with her I just kept spamming bakushin instead.

>>716208927
>has level 50 kitasan
No. Wtf would you reroll.

>>716208983
imagine having your brain so warped by fox news that the idea of someone being adopted after their mother died instantly causes you to go into a rage because you think it's referencing lesbians

>>716209115
he's clearly bragging anon

>>716208927
>no fine motion
obviously

>>716208983
special needs had a... rough start

>>716209029
yeah rerun november, I would save up.
>>716209071
my friend picked Rice Shower
>because cute
poor man. But she is cute.

>>716208927
>No mlb Super Creek and Fine Motion
Trash account keep rolling

>>716209174
Eversince this all started, my ejwtube is filled with horse lore.

And I am a happier horsegirl for it.

thanks japan

why does the sprint team trial award so much less in terms of points
do you get points for every meter your horse runs??

>>716206146
>Oh no protagonist is fucked what are they going to do about this bad situaion (ACTIVATES MENACING AURA) *Just runs faster*
it is literally a 1:1 retelling of the actual IRL horse Oguri Cap's career, where he literally WAS a fucking monster who came out of nowhere from the boonies and destroyed everybody by simply being too fucking jacked and a freak of nature.

If your issue is just "Ugh, Oguri keeps winning too much!" go read the manga or wait for season 2 since it adapts more of his career with international competition and rivalries with other famous racehorses (including super creek) but Season 1 is literally the horse going from boony regional races to the big leagues and IRL he curb stomped them all too.

Pic related, he really did go absolutely undefeated until Tamamo Cross went ultra instinct in the Tenno Sho and broke his winning streak

>>716202386
>Do 4channers really think that people pick and choose what they're attracted to based on how other people percieve it?
Look back at when gays could marry.
Check how many legacy celebrities came out... after living a married life and siring multiple children.

>>716202670
>Just elaborate on what "safe horny" means
"Go jack off"
"No"

>why it is supposed to bad
"Go jack off"
"No"

>>716209203
>yeah rerun november
but thats when manhattan cafe comes out...

I am become hors

>>716209372
she cute though

>>716206548
an attempt to shame someone for daring to not be horny enough for more extreme fetishes

>>716209174
>literally hates everyone but the town bike
woaw

>>716208983
>what is this woke nonsense
The IRL horse was raised by a blonde lady from New Zealand who took care of him after he was foaled and his mother died, like most shit in uma musume it's just based on the real-life history of the horse.

>>716209527
Umatrainers, what is best in life?

>>716202386
safe horny is how weak men nowadays express their sexually because society has been brow beaten into shaming men for what they like. you cant say how you would rape the fuck out of a tall girl because thats problematic and stuff. so you have to say it through total submissiveness. safe horny stuff all has the guy being submissive in some form or fashion

Still can't get a 3* speed spark

>>716209727
>so ashmed, doesnt even show the sparks.

AHEM
anyone got some friend code to share who happens to have Super Creek SSR as their shared support?

if my stamina cards keep fucking showing up on wit and guts instead of on their preferred stats i'm gonna make it cygames's problem

>>716204445
Can i watch the first season on the yootoobs until X date? Should i even bother?

>>716209805

can someone post the list of jp banners?

>>716209876
them showing up on wit is good tho, having some wit is always helpful

>only one kita from the banner and then pity
>HAVE to get at least two on the rerun or bricked for a whole year
Please tell me that .25 will make the difference, im already going to miss out on wedding mayano because of this fucking card

>>716209653
For your trainee to crush her opponents. See them driven before her. And to hear the lamentations of their trainers.

how do they get down from the girders after Winning the Soul, do you think?
are there hidden staircases?

>>716210043
>get down
losers stay up there

>Bakushin's career
More like Sakura Gaslight O

I do appreciate people putting up teams like this, free wins. Is there even a point in putting up multiple umas if you don't have a debuffer or whatever?
>>716209727
It's a 2% chance, good luck anon.
>>716209821
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
The "not full follower" thing tends to be a bit out of date but I've been able to find everything I needed.

>>716210043
Same way they got up there, I'd assume

>>716210098
>It's a 2% chance
Doesn't 1100+ speed increase the chances?

Rudolf stole my virginity...

>>716210098
thank you for the database

>>716209528
Can't wait to see super creek in S2, and more March

>Tachyon's ult is called "Introduction to My Body" in Japanese
What did she mean by this?

>>716206548
It's permissible to be attracted to anime girls on the condition that they would be more powerful than you since otherwise all piv is rape.

>>716210209
>stole
look at those glasses she's basically blind you let her do that to you

>>716210293
Semen stolen

>>716210096

>>716210098
Doesn't having a higher team ranking (which more umas are a free boost for) net you more points in each race, allowing you to rank up for better rewards?

is there any difference between orange friendship and it being maxed?

>>716202464
I love how massive her fat tomboy tits are

>>716210316
Look man, she literally sprinted 3400m and didn't need any glasses, she's putting them on to lower your guard

>>716206497
Countryside Oguri was pure kino. I absolutely loved that atmosphere of a rural place where Oguri's opponents are assholes.
It kind of got more boring when she went to the academy.

There's not so much futanari umamusume fan art than I thought

>>716209372
If it's a retelling does it mean S2 will be despairkino?

>>716204684
>short
>no Eisin SR
bro?

now consider horsegirls armpits.

okay tachyon has popped late start in the last three goal races
she won them still, but that's not the point
how do i reduce the chances of this?

>>716210504
that´s because we arn´t bronies.

>>716210639

>>716210672
You can't lol.
There's a skill that reduces the debuff but that's all.

I didn't know white horses were considered shite before Oguri Cap.

>>716210639
What about them?

>>716210672
You just got fucked by rng. Late start doesn't happen often enough to warrant investing in skills to mitigate them so you're better off just setting up that your Uma runs so well it doesn't matter.

>>716210517
not full on despairkino but oguri does actually run into real competition (including a blonde gigastacy american horse who competes for the japan cup), the part about Rudolf telling her not to underestimate the central races was foreshadowing for the second half of her career, Oguri Cap is a top-tier racehorse and a champion, but in a lot of these races EVERYONE ELSE is too, horse racing is fucking gambling for a reason. v

>>716210710
Yea nips are very autistic when it comes to omens and all that shit.

>>716210768
it's so over

>>716210726
is there a word for off-model fanart but for personality?

>>716210672
With the Focus skill and rng

>>716210726
My mihono is now bourbon

>>716210864
We call it out-of-character, Mr.Zoomer.

>>716210768
Yep I'm thinking she's gonna suffer. Does he even win against Tamamo?

>>716210504
the yakuza meme is based on something, people often self-censored the things they may have once made.

>>716210768
wtf spoilers dude

>>716210813
there's a reason they chose Oguri to adapt to a manga, the horse's IRL career is literally a straight up sports shounen arc except real-life, including his retirement race being a triumphant comeback after hitting rock bottom

>>716210182
From what I understand it's a 20% chance to get speed picked as a stat and then you get a 10% chance for it to be 3* if it's above 1100 and there doesn't seem to be a way to influence what stat is picked (that I know of but I'm a newbie so grain of salt, etc) so you end up with a 20% * 10% = 2% chance for it to be both speed and 3*
>>716210367
It does, but you can only rank up once per week anyway. And if you can't score wins to actually get the most points then having a higher team rank is pointless, isn't it?

>>716210864
I try to respect characters' personalities but when a client asks me to draw them doing something they wouldn't do what can I do

>>716210772
Why would white be a bad omen to them?

Tranny janny

>>716210903
>Yep I'm thinking she's gonna suffer. Does he even win against Tamamo?
Yes, that'll be part of Season 2 after she gets rocked by Pay the Butler (renamed to Obey Your Master since they don't have full licensing rights to american horses yet) and winning the rematch at the Arima Kinen

>>716211053
There was a belief that white horses cannot win races solely due to their colour. Why? Because of some olde crap.

>>716211053
>Why would white be a bad omen to them?
Horse racing is a gambling sport. Before Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross became superstars white horses were considered bad luck/not good to bet on because there was a stigma that they didn't win as often, there weren't any white-colored mega stars the way there were black or chestnut horses (Rudolf was the undefeated emperor who had just retired when Oguri was coming onto the scene)

ENTER

>this little SLUT gives charming
oh so that's why she's recommended

>>716210726
>>716210697
thank you
>secret Touhou enjoyers
>>716210793
tummy is fine too

>>716211161
Japanese autism at it´s finest

>>716211216

>>716211216
This little cunt spooked me twice with the free tickets

>>716211209
panty

>>716194790
>>716194852
I knew you fags don't actually play this game.

>>716210772
>>716211127
>>716211161
So it had nothing to do with bad racing genetics but just because of the color itself? LMAO

>>716211216
So does sweep tosho, an easily better card

super creek is not fun to race with

>>716211480
Yep

The forbidden hotglue

>>716194661 (OP)
too off model

why do you like tranny horses?

>>716211990
they have nice big cocks and giant loads

>>716211794
chira

>>716211543
An AI Super Creek has dashed my Rudolf's triple crown hope at the Kikuka Sho 3 straight times now

>>716211372
FLY AWAY NOW

so when does the next horse drop? i figure i'm probably not gonna roll for support cards for a long time

>>716212301
Depends on what you want

>>716212480
i want to know the date that the next horse banner drops

>>716212531
27th of July, Curren Chan

Now on racing in Nagoya

https://www.youtube.com/live/p_R2XvrRYi4?si=g50g8f-Wr4NUh1BK

>>716211869
>those thighs
Wtf. How is this a horse girl? Horses are big and powerful.

>>716212480
mambo is so fucking far away bros

>>716212480
I can't see pokke...

>>716212624
Yeah some are really far, Twin Turbo isn't until November 2026. Luckily for me my seiun sky is coming home in late august.

>won't get orfevre, kris symboli, or gentildonna for 3 years
kill me

>>716212480 part 2
>>716212684
September 2027

>>716212602
This is what they should look like.

Which umas would rape their trainer?

>>716212093
for me it was that fucker gold ship

>>716212856
>sept 2027
thats too long

>>716211492
just slot in both so you have twice the chance to get the event early

>>716213029
Tachyon, Bourbon, Teio, probably Mayano Top Gun if she ever figures out she's stronger than a human, Daiwa Scarlet maybe… those 5 are the first that come to mind.

>>716213029
Tokai Teio and Agnes Tachyon. Mejiro McQueen depending on how well she can bottle her desires.

>>716208582
>Mood down after Mood up
>Every single time
You're getting predictable, Randy

>>716199979
I'm gonna debuff late surgers now

>>716213135
Why Teio?
she is also the much better gundamhorse then gundamhorseBourbon

>>716199979
I love her design and I want to deepthroat her gently

>>716212602
anon that's the horse's ass

>>716213484
She's very possessive when you're her trainer.

>>716213597
I need to replay her on slow then. She is one of my favorites.

>>716213135
>Bourbon
why? I thought she'd follow instructions to a T unless toreina-san specifically ask her to rape him

>>716213802
>T unless toreina-san specifically ask her to rape him
is that even rape?

>>716213802
How do you think her mom got her father to marry her?

>>716213484