Thread 717597257

video games man... we are so lucky

>>717597257 (OP)
Least gay Snoy

>>717597257 (OP)
this is why white woman won't fuck white men

that is what real joy looks like

>>717597794
Fastest case of buyer's remorse I've ever seen.

>>717597257 (OP)
>some guy gets tears in his eye over his new PS5
>uses it to play the exact same sportsball and CoD garbage his PS4 had
Why are normalfags like this? Why do they pretend to care?

>>717597257 (OP)
>are
were

>>717598658
Potentially the least appealing room ever.

>>717598658
I hope when the nukes drop, they hit right here first.

>>717598658
You'd get a headache within 5 min

>>717598658
why are so many tendies mentally ill?

>>717597257 (OP)
Video games helped many grow into who they are today

>>717598658
>easily over 100k in merchandise
consoomGOD

>>717597257 (OP)
>>717597794
>>717597893
>>717598141
ok 1 i could believe but this is the most pathetic shit for views

>>717599742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg1P4YlyLcA

>>717599802
One is probably the original and real and the rest are some coreigraphed shit for views. It's a pretty easy skit to replicate if you want to make an ad for your gayming store.

>>717599742
lmaoo

>>717597556
I love her.

>>717598658
Is there a name for this aesthetic? Looks like a store rather than a home. I'd get dizzy from all the RGB shit too.

>>717599742
So that's how Shane died...

>>717599614
The trooning I understand but how did he become asian?

>>717598658
This is what employed people spend their money on?

>>717599742
Super shame!

>>717599742
Oh god my heart. Holy shit.

>>717599742
I hope he sang the song as he ran

>>717599742
>Crashed with shit and lost invincibility at the worat moment.

>>717600571
it's called make-up and editing buddy

>>717599458
That is actually cool as shit considering it's made with cardboard and a bedsheet. I just hope the parents are smart enough to reasonably limit his screen time.

>>717599742
that's so cute

>>717597257 (OP)
Find until he finds out the game library it has...

>>717597556
hate for women...fading...

>>717597634
>nintendo
>hospital
He got kiked or a vasectomy.

>>717601102
I think it's his sister.

>>717601478
that's even worse

>>717598658
This is why homosexuals are being encouraged by the system as they make the best consumer golems

>>717597257 (OP)
>cashless
disgusting

>>717601441
She only "loves" him because he has money. It's just another whore.

>>717602049
she can pretend at least
most of the women can't even do that apparently

>>717597424
Actually dope

>>717602420
40 year old virgin 2?

>>717597257 (OP)
He's crying because he bought a piece of shit with no games

>>717597556
Something about their expressions and body language is disturbing.

>>717599458
aside from the game and the setup, why do I know this kid's autistic as fuck just by looking at him?

>>717597257 (OP)
kek

>>717598658
Look, the ceiling is actually fucking cool. Everything else is pretty cringe, but that damn ceiling.

>>717597257 (OP)
snoysissies are so heckin wholesome

>>717600715
He did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91bXl8M-AI

>>717603463
If he kept the song going while crashing he wouldn't have been hurt

>>717597556
jews are truly blessed people, happy for them, now if their trust funds stopped stealing my money to use it for themselves that would be even greater

>>717598658
oh no, nonononono

>>717597257 (OP)
>>717597794
>>717597893
>>717598141
why do they all jump? I thought Nintendo was the bing bing wahooo type

>>717598658
this is literally a pedophiles kid traproom

>>717597257 (OP)
He actually cried because he just remembered the ps5 has no games

>>717602647
because he is white

>>717602420
>turn around too quickly
>half the content of your shelves is now scattered across the floor

>>717598658
As played out and gay as that backrooms shit is, someone should make a horror game that takes place in a consumer nightmare like this

>>717597556
I deserve her more. It should have been me

>>717597257 (OP)
Man I can't even bring myself to laugh at this I just feel pity

>>717602614
stop being anti semitic

>>717600394
It was razershit before but these days razer looks tame in comparison

>>717597257 (OP)
>mfw I upgraded my graphics card (it's 10 year old hardware)

>>717598658
It's cringe kino that I would gladly live in. If he can actually afford all that then he won at life

>>717604813
are you though

>>717600646
If you're rich, if you're poor you spend on gacha games

>>717601478
/v/ is full of losers who don't even know what a mother's love is

>>717598658
What I imagine all these Dual Income No Kids people spend their money on.

>>717597257 (OP)
>oh thank god... now I can play fifa 24

Im envious of these people. They seem to be experiencing pure joy, something I havent experienced in years

>>717597257 (OP)
didn't know sony cucks are so low test lmao

>>717606029
what's stopping you

>>717603905
How do you know she is jewish retard? Also i went out with a jewish girl for a walk, based of cringe?

>>717606029
So make cultivate the experience for yourself

>>717603463
Extremely based

>>717597257 (OP)
If you can get into a developed country, yeah there's really no better time to be alive than now.
I was born in Kenya, outside Nairobi. My parents moved to America back in 2003, and we are all citizens now, but I still have vivid memories of the poverty all throughout Kenya, and it was basically a different planet from where we live now.
And I think every kid I grew up with would be extremely envious of the relative comfort I live in now. I really don't struggle at all. Sometimes people can be a little rude in public, but who cares. I can come home from work and play a couple hours of video games and sleep in an air conditioned bedroom. Life fucking rules.

>>717598658
I doubt this motherfucker finished a single game in the last year

>>717606508
How fast do you run nigga

>>717604016
I thought they were AI generated at first lmao

>>717606668
Not fast at all lmao my mile is 10 minutes.
I didn't get those genes plus I have an office job in a bank so my ass is in a chair most of the day.

>>717606453
Same dude?

>>717606786
This was a fun ass day on here

>>717606915
Does he immediately lose the horse to a rat after this?

>>717606915
>>717606453
how do you become this sissified?

>>717598658
>And here is where the assault started before he took the child to the basement

>>717599458
I wonder what he's waffling on about

>>717602614
He's faking it. He's clearly not happy enough to have just received a Nintendo 64.

>>717606029
It's not genuine "pure joy" when you need to record it happening.
These people don't do things for the sake of their own enjoyment, they do it for external validation from their peers. They're afraid of passing away without leaving their mark on the world. Feeble human ants, thinking they're special, not cognizant of the hundreds of billions of people who came before them, completely forgotten to the throes of time.
Just enjoy your life regardless of external observers, it's all in your head, you can flip the switch to enjoy life, nothing outside of your control can do it to the same extent, don't be a midwit who reacts to life.

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>>717602614
For me it's the clapping. It might be a normal reflex in America, it just strikes me as weird.
Anyway the gift is cool

>>717597556
i am happy for them

>>717597556
>>717602614

very cringe becasue his rection is completly fake, narcissism and sociopath vibe, i can tell becasue i have a autism

>>717600871
But what about his Sheet time?

>>717605328
have you ever heard loan and credit cards?
chris chan also had a lot of stuff before it all burned down =3

>>717597257 (OP)
Gay shit
>>717597556
Absolute SOVL

>>717598658
me in my manchild sensory overload chamber where I goon to mario x bowser pornography

>>717599742
fuck, now i remember when i crashed into a wall during a math lesson back 10th grade in school
lmao, good times

>>717597556
Shes cute

>>717599742
>wahoo! i'm invincible now! let's a goooo- *jumps out of window*

>>717597794
he was probably finally able to afford a ps5 for his kids and that's why he got emotional

>>717598658
this is legitimately concerning, and not just in a /v/ addict who hates people enjoying themselves kind of way.
dude's house has that michael jackson kiddie magnet energy

>>717597893
okay now this seems like viral marketing

is this shit even real or was it made with AI?

>>717599458
based projector chad

>>717609480
Are the kids in the room with us?

>>717608852
I don't think there's a single Switch game that runs better on Deck with Yuzu, at best it's on par with Switch with maybe some stutters, at worst it's borderline unplayable.

>>717597257 (OP)
MWOMMY MWOMMY, I WANT MWILKY!!!!!!!!!

>>717602614
You're just not used to actually seeing people happy.

>>717597257 (OP)
Why did he do that bing bing wahoo emote in the end?

>>717597257 (OP)
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>>717597893
>>717598141
tiktokers are so fucking gay man

>>717610246
bro, so do I

>>717610403
because it's a marketing campaign and they were told to do so

they are all actors

>>717597556
AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!

>>717599992
underrated

>>717597556
very cute and i am NOT jealous

>>717597257 (OP)
we've all ben there

>>717597257 (OP)
pretty sure I've seen this exact thing happen in another video, shit's all fake, probably an ad for the store

>>717602614
genuine happiness is that alien to you?

>>717601441
>hate for women...fading...

>>717610523
Why would anyone ever need two PS5s?

>>717599353
Not just mentally ill they're also the largest group of pedos in all of gaming

>>717611049
NEW YOIK

>>717610847
If you're poor and brown you have one in the living room and one in the bedroom so you can stay in bed ok a Sunday morning and not have to move

>>717607285
Kids that age are always doing a commentary of whatever they are doing, even when alone, because that's what all the let's players do.

>>717598658
wheres the crt
fake gamer

>>717597556
I WANTED DREAMCAST BITCH WHAT FUCKING GAMES AMI GUNNA PLAY ON NSHITTY4????? POLKAMAN PICTUREBOOK????

>>717611049
why do people feel the need to put images through AI upscalers, makes it look shit every time

>>717597257 (OP)
Is it safe to watch this or will I cringe to death ?

>>717611483
it's cringe but you'll live

>>717611545
Okay anon. I'm going in.

>>717598193
>No World Class Track Meet & Power Pad

>>717610847
underrated

>>717611807
Fuck scalpers but this looks staged

>>717610115
pokemon violet runs good on my phone

>>717597556
Fuck my nigger life

>>717597556
>drinking wine in broad daylight

>>717612978
Who gives a shit. I down a can of monster at 11pm just for the taste.

>>717597556
He looks like a manchild faggot like all shitllennials, it wouldn't surprise me if the person holding the camera is his wife's boyfriend.

>>717610246
AWOOOGA

>>717601478
that's even better

>>717613282
Go back

>>717607107
drink tap water

>>717610771
Just what I'd expect of a Koishitter

i don't get it

>>717610771
this is who you're arguing with on here btw

>>717611452
jeets cant tell the difference

>>717604097
that was my thought too, that guy is michael jacksoning it

>>717597257 (OP)
Why is he so excited about purchasing a giant paperweight?

>>717597257 (OP)
Cute

>>717610830
dick for women...growing...

>>717602420
>imagine the dust

>>717614643
Man this really brings me back to late 2017 when this was being spammed all the time.

>>717610523
Based doggo.

>>717614032
That's probably why it's so much fun

>>717608202
>MySpace launched in 2003
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>717598658
Thanks, I'd like to puke now.

>>717597556
They're siblings btw

>>717598193
Saw sealed boxes of these in gaymen cons...they're asking no less than $1500 for it, max one I saw was $3000~ and the fat black guy is only willing to shave off $500 if I paid him cash.

Used ones are still below $1000, fucking hell. I met the Asian thot from MetalJesusRocks and her mint NES is like $1200.

>>717598658
Imagining roxy fnaf entering his pedo gamer den and wrecking shit up

These rooms don't even have anti-theft, security cameras and most importantly, non-water fire protection.

>>717610246
>half-Asian kid
She got RICED

>>717610754
Kid fucked up and he knew it

Probably got his ass beat

>>717602420
Haha, imagine if there was an earthquake and all that shit drops to the floor.

>>717602420
my pussy shriveled up just looking at this...

>>717607107
sissy hypno threads on /gif/

>>717610771
That doesn't look like a safe place to keep that stuff.

>>717610771
you can see light coming through the planks lmao

>>717616531
She's Jewish actually. Not even mixed, just Jewish. She puts on her makeup to appear somewhat asian.

>>717597634
Just yesterday a partner of mine got 2 ps3, they have stickers from a local hospital, I am sure it was something they had for kids with cancer
He bought them at a recycle facility

>>717601441
hmm, it must be flowing into me.

Based boomers were right
Kill all manchildren and behead their wife

>>717598658
If I was 10, I would think this was the coolest shit ever, and would want to hang out at this dude's place every day, and likely get molested by him.

>>717602420
How do you play any of the games when they're all buried behind miles of random shit, this is just plain hoarding

>>717618605
Boomers enabled all of this

>>717619018
that's genX you retarded nigger

>>717608274
That was my point. If he actually can afford it all, based. If not, massive cringe.

>>717597257 (OP)
>>717597794
>>717597893
>>717598141
all I want for Christmas is a PSP

>>717619018
I think my dad is going to commit a crime against the government one day. He has the profile of kingslayers. That deadbeat is going to put me in the shit for the final time.

>>717617573
you need to dilate more often, sis

>>717619018
the only game my dad ever bought me was mario party 4
my mom bought all my games

>>717613353
Back where? This is an incestGOD website

>>717606029
have you tried drinking alcohol or doing drugs?

>>717610754
They clearly expected him to be up to no good if they got the security camera pointing right at the TV set.

>>717619018
i don't know how long i will have my dad for, he has been a type 1 diabetic from 4 years old, went blind 34 years ago, and had a heart attack a few years back and has a blood clot in his leg.

i helped him repair his 1959 ford this week, replaced the fuel pump and noticed the intake was completely covered in gasoline, the carburetor was flooding fuel out of the vent hole. we tried cleaner and whatnot to no avail the seat and needle are likely needing replaced which neither of us know how to do so they bought a replacement carb and i redid the lines including hard line fuel line., tuned the carb, and adjusted everything including the hot air choke when i really didn't know what i was doing, got word they took it on a successful test drive this morning and plan on taking it to a car show on sunday.

so i guess thats why governments and credit companies trying to lock things down and starting with internet losers

>>717610817
Genuine happiness does not exist. Whenever I feel happy about my life and everything's going my way, I just get this strange feeling that something's... off. Like everything's about to spectacularly blow up in my face. It all just seems too good to be true.

>>717610771
can anyone ID where this is?

>>717619018
;_;

>>717597257 (OP)
This webm tells you more about the sorry state of [current year] society, than about this individual.

>>717607365
Based Punished McGregor anon

>>717619018
My dad bought me a Brutal Legend copy on Christmas
It was THE game damn

>>717597556
>healthy body weight
>respectable haircut
>sensible adult wardrobe
No anons, it actually should have been him, not you.
You know this.

>>717608202
Darwinisn at work

>>717608498
This was unironically sovl and based on walmarts part, people getting mad at free snacks are just blackpilled psychos

>>717597257 (OP)
When I see security footage like this I'm always prepared for a robbery

>>717602614
Have you never known someone who was happy seeing you being happy?

>>717619498
Same. My dad doesn't understand games at all. He watched me play Red Dead and he thought I was watching a movie

>>717597556
>the little clap

>>717615325
And Facebook in 2004, gaining huge traction around 2007

>>717620186
Of course, it has to be him, I pirate all my shit so that gift would have been useless to me.

>>717605637
Having a shitton of credit card debt isn't being rich

>>717597556
>all these retards replying who don't recognise the N64 kids

>>717597257 (OP)
>me when the customer asks me what games he should buy for it and I tell him "what games?"

>>717601593
kek

>>717610771
try not to get robbed challenge

>>717620541
>a woman doing something kind to bring me brief happiness is useless to me
This is why you're alone. You're a smug passive-aggressive cunt.

>>717618850
Always had suspicious about sig nu...

>>717611807
it should be legal to execute scalpers on the spot.

>>717610771
What are the chances this faggot could have afforded a house in the shithole country he lives in, with the money he spent on that rig?

>>717620893
You can't blame me, it is my nature to be an asshole, this for some fucked up reason actually draws people towards me, not the other way around.

>>717619018
My papa told me and my older brother to stay away for Christmas because we never got the jab. Three years in a row. I called him one day and said I know you were scared, and you made a dumb decision, but you're my only dad and I have to forgive you. He tried to rationalize it like it was to keep everyone safe etc etc. I said I didn't care, and I wanted him in my life again, even though we were never very close to begin with. It succeeded. We only started saying I love you to each other in my thirties.
This is to say, cherish your parents, even a text or phone call here and there.

>>717608107
kek'd

>>717597449
Smelly Indian hands typed this post.

>>717597556
I wish I could be this happy

>>717621843
benchod

>>717609717
they're at home screaming and typing
WHERE'S MY PS5 BITCH GODDAMN IT
>WHERE'S MY PS5 BITCH GODDAMN IT
WHERE'S MY PS5 BITCH GODDAMN IT
>WHERE'S MY PS5 BITCH GODDAMN IT

>>717598658
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>It all started 15 years ago when....

>>717606029
It's not pure joy. It's all a facade. This is the face of a man who is dead inside.

>>717622036
fuck you, bloody basterd bitch

>>717619891
well no that's the bias-confirming justification they give to boomers. i don't know if the ethnic replacement, heart attack vax, "white man bad" school curriculum, and trannification of youth has clued you in, but governments and corporations don't care about you, they actually seem to hate you. keep that in mind when they say they're doing something for your own good.

>>717619018
lmao bald fatfuck sóy loser
father in hell must be proud of you

>>717622229
well it is the reason now go fuck yourself sheeple murican it's all because of you

>>717612978
it's very clearly not daylight you absolute retard

>>717607589
It's definitely an american thing, you might clap when someone opens a gift if it's something particularly exciting. The context is usually a birthday party but here it still kinda works.

>>717601458
>women are retarded and crazy
>you still want to breed
you must be some kind of stupid

>>717598658
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>717610754
God, I hate that little fat lump of protoplasm. He needs a fukkin ASSSS KICKAN

>>717606453
>>717606915
this is why bullying is necessary

>>717621179
That looks like Alaska.

>>717622934
You think they have fucking mountainside favelas in Alaska?

>>717598658
Makes me think it's some kind of room from the show Severance.

>>717622418
Ah I see, thanks for confirming. I only assumed this from the clapping memes, because nobody would ever do that here unironically.
But if it's genuine, then I see no problem here. Looks like the guy has a nice girlfriend.

Can't wait for AI to make the games of our dreams.

>>717610115
>I don't think there's a single Switch game that runs better on Deck with Yuzu
Clearly you have not tried to play more than 1 game. Hyrule Warriors for one performs better on Steam Deck. There are also 60 fps mods for many games.

>>717610246
I think I've seen this doujin before

>>717610771
I can't tell if that's Brazil or Russia

>>717617419
Only shithole countries have earthquakes (and Japan)

>>717598658
A really violent splatter scene could be cool in this environment.
Blood everywhere.

>>717611807
White moment

>>717623030
>You think they have fucking mountainside favelas in Alaska?
Yeah.

>>717623472
My guess is that it's Peru or Chile. It's SA style, but the guy has a coat on. So our boy be gamin' up in the Andes. Unironically, my hat's off to him. If most of the fat white whiny "nothing is fun" faggots on this born were instantly put in his shoes, one of two things would happen.

1. They'd kill themselves for lack of tendies (but probably not).

2. They'd learn to get over their gay first world problems - including all their specious "mental illness" diagnoses - and enjoy the good things in life for once.

By the way, is that dude's life not the most CYBERPUNK thing you've seen? "High tech, low life" is the definition, remember.

>>717623297
I never tried out Hyrule Warriors, I mainly played Pikmin 4, Odyssey and Wonder. I know Luigi's Mansion 3 and the Forgotten Land have 60 FPS mods but they rarely reach that number, especially the former.

>>717622251
Go be brown and resentful somewhere else pablo. Not our fault your Battlestation was posted itt

>>717623824
Point taken, but the style is kinda different.

>>717602420
I really hate dusting. I guess people like this just fucking love it.

>>717597556
im always expecting a cat to lunge for their necks in these vids now lmao

>>717619018
fuck man

>>717598658
surely he fells empty at this point

>>717623886
Cope harder, gringo. Just admit you got filtered by someone gaming on a rice cooker with better vibes than your $3k RGB tower. Post your own setup if you're gonna talk slick, or go back to polishing your Funko Pops.

>>717597424
cool kid

>>717623826
yeah, but at the same time, my high-iq whiteoid brain is screaming at the fact that he can afford all that rainbow shit, but somehow didn't think to get flooring? even just a carpet over that shit would be an improvement

>>717624281
/thread

Man I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant when I was fucking 12 to save up for a gamecube. To this day I remember buying it with my own hard earned money. Really taught me the value of time and money. I'd be mad as fuck if I wasted that on a modern console.

>>717617272
good to see pamperchu's still doing what he loves

>>717624774
i thought he died

>>717597556
Her bull filmed this, didn't he?

>>717611807
There is literally nothing wrong with doing this.
It's a smart investment idea frankly

>>717598658
I was thinking that must be in his basement or something but no you can see his bedroom in the last shot, this is his entire place

>>717597556
>tfw I have this too
Don't give up

>>717616238
Doesn't mean they don't do the nasty

>>717625183
>screen is behind the couch

>>717625183
Just emulate with a wireless controller at this point. Waste of time and skill for whoever made the thing.

>>717625382
>emulate
>n64
You can play native PC ports for the only 3 good games on the console now.

>>717625183
>all this to play games on a putrid flatscreen that the games look revolting on

>>717625501
Pcvcks are pathetic

>>717599353
Why are they so rich?

>>717597449
This, so much this.
And yes, I'm a girl btw.

>>717625501
There are way more than just 3 good games on N64. Way to expose your limited hardware growing up. That or a zoom.

>>717597257 (OP)
>the fucking jump he does
whimsical as fuck

>>717610830
I like individual women but groups of them are kinda gross. Those crazy bitches will piss themselves at concerts rather than go wait in line.

>>717597556
The best part is that she bought him black playstation 2 controller with it

>>717599742
>>717609256
https://youtu.be/jjooZOP38h4

>>717621308
>it like it was to keep everyone safe etc etc

Yeah, himself.

>>717613282
how dare you post an uncute picture of the cutest breed of dog known to mankind. samoyeds are pure and precious treasures.

>>717618850
Damn that wyboi turned into Laurie Metcalf. Das crazy.

>>717599742
>That ending
Lmao

>>717610771
THIS Peruvian owns all of that? How? Not even I have a second monitor...

>>717597257 (OP)
Are they onions? Sure. Are they cringe? Fine. Spiritually retarded? Yeah.
But this moment? This little moment of 100% pure intent, a moment of completely shared sympathy and tenderness between two wayward children of God?
Shitskins could N E V E R.

>>717611285
should've stuck to beatboxing

>>717625183
A used SFF OEM PC or thin client from eBay would've saved so much space and time. I bought a Chromebook that looks like it survived the Battle of Thermopylae for like $20 and it plays everything up to the Dreamcast with Batocera. I just tuck it behind the TV so I don't have to look at it.

>>717597556
>WOW! I just got a console that flopped worldwide and was so especially bad in Japan that it fell behind the Sega Saturn there!
And people make fun of the Dreamcast widows...

>>717611807
Hahahahahaha
Good. Fuck pokemon cards.
That kid needs to grow the fuck up. At that age I was smoking weed getting my dick sucked by my gf at the playground at night.

>>717627485
>kid
That fella in the Bass Pro hat is like 52, you creep.

>>717602420
>i'm a fan of... EVERYTHING!

>>717599742
lol that's so cute

>>717614643
All I can concentrate is how dirty/smudged the top left one is

>>717626140
Parents are in their 70s, and one of my siblings has had health issues all my life. Not excusing his fearful reaction to memeflu, just that I understood what he meant.

>>717623249
kek

>>717627484
>>WOW! I just got a console that flopped worldwide and was so especially bad in Japan that it fell behind the Sega Saturn there!
He didn't get a Genesis though

>wake up early
>play Donkey Kong Bananza
>2yo kid wakes up
>watches
>laughs when I make DK beat his chest

>later that day
>steals tv remote, goes to youtube plays video of all the DKB concert scenes, dances along

My favorite part of vidya now is when my wife and kid get invested. They don't love all my games but when one hits and I can share it with them it's pretty fulfilling and reminds me of when my dad would play Mario 3 and I would cheer him on.

>>717597556
>tfw no gf to buy me a gaymen console

>>717597449
>this is why white woman won't fuck white men

It's actually because they hate their Fathers and want to destroy their families bloodline!!!FACT!!!

>>717608202
Drastic rise at 2014, wonder what happened in there hmm

>>717625183
>3 games

>>717597257 (OP)
>we are so lucky

some of us don't know just how blessed we are

>>717619018
>became a fat bald onions golem
how does it happen

>>717598658
this video gives me a headache everytime i watch it.

>>717597556
>composite cable
Stupid bitch. Anything less than s-video is basically unplayable.

>>717630208
no father

video game relationship goals <3

>>717610771
Ready Player One

>>717598658
why are plastic collectors like this

>>717597257 (OP)
MOMMMM, THE GAME CUBE WON'T START COME ONNN!

>>717611452
>>717614087
>AI upscalers
Pretty sure it was just inpainted to make it look fake. Also, the kid's mouth was stretched.

>>717627485
Anon, that fat, whale hag of a teacher was molesting you. This is not a win.

>>717619498
Why that game in particular?

>>717625183
you just know she fucks Javarius while he plays with his kiddie toy

>>717619018
>Requires: internet
That's the real tragedy there.

>>717621179
>What are the chances this faggot could have afforded a house in the shithole country he lives in
i think thats peru and there no new houses in comfortable areas, they are building them in the mountains now

>>717627204
the reverse version of this always makes me smile

>>717597634
bruh let him have that. sitting in the hospital is boring as fuck. even old people will learn to play a video game to pass the time.

>>717631996
me and who

>>717605956
other than the mess, that's just a good time.
>no split screen
mostly.

>all the anons pretending to be smarter than anyone in the webms by laughing at them
>meanwhile I wish I was as optimistic as the people being laughed at here

>>717607851
Probably a masking schizoid, like me. I can feel but my natural reaction for most emotions is to keep it inside where I can't be hurt.

>>717635635
let's see it

>>717597634
Nothing wrong with this but that pose/posture is an aura loss

>>717598658
This is like what Hollywood thinks gamers want

>>717604097
Do kids actually get tricked these days with all the internet exposure they have?

>>717598658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqAf4eex14

>>717610771
Pretty high trust or just not full of niggers if he can live like that and not get robbed

>>717611026
Kind of hard to not to see lots of tards with now popular nintendo is. Same reason its easy to find pc troons or fag ps owners as well

>>717624509
Ironically, covering the bare ground would invite an infestation of bugs that live dark places on the ground, and warmer too.

>>717624930
What are you? A jeet? Thats gross

>>717619335
based patriot boomer

>>717637578
Eating poo is vary heelthy saar

>>717597257 (OP)
this is the most staged thing I've ever seen

Why does everything need to be a fucking trend? I hate normalfags. This is so gay.

>>717597556
They look very normal, unironically. A little bit of onions facing, but this is one of the least bad ones.

>>717598658
Imagine the electricity bill.

>>717623297
Hw1 is now solid 60fps / 1080p on switch 2, looks great handheld

>>717599742
What a fucking loser

>>717610771
I feel bad for the fucker.

>>717610246
>fake blonde hair
Why do women do this?

>>717597449
Not even nigger women will fuck black “men”
That’s how beta and weak they are

>>717610754
Is that Hasbula?

>>717619018
>when you realize it wasn't about getting a video game, but about sharing a happy moment with your parents

>>717623472
>>717623826
There is a youtube video with the chilean and bolivian flags on the screen, so maybe somewhere there

>>717597556
>basedface
I don't care he has a wife, it's still cringe and beta

>>717627485
my based radar is off the charts wtf

>>717640450
>THE DOOR LOCKS

>>717640890
>*BANG BANG*

>>717624893
yeah, it's footage from hellyeah

>>717640668
Is having a wife supposed to preclude you from being cringe and beta?

>>717641132
>Permission
Her "gift" is just agreeing not to bitch at him. So he still has to buy it himself.
FFS

>>717618876
It's just collecting stuff for the sake of it. They enjoy the feeling of having a rich collection instead of playing with any of it. All of those figures and games were played only once then never again.

>>717597556
>Yay, if he is this happy maybe he won't beat me tonight!

>>717597556
The way she watches for the reaction and her giddiness when she gets a positive one are fucking adorable.... God I'm so lonely... I haven't had sex in years and I live my life daily getting drunk alone in my apartment. Will it get better bros?

>>717625183
>3 games

>>717641132
Never marry lads, you can still be with a woman and start a family.

>>717597424
>THIS IS MY SERMON
>THIS IS MY SERMON
>THIS IS MY SERMON

>>717597874
KEK

>>717597556
>feeling happiness in other people's happiness
What's it like? I've become such a jaded narcissist that I only look for my own enjoyment.

>>717619018
>My dad died and I simply must make a viral video.

>>717598658
Imagine how cool it'll look when he commits suicide in his electric cuck den.

>>717597794
Social media and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>717641636
A lot more satisfying.

>>717597556
TRULY REMARKABLE

Threads like these make me depressed as such. Such a dark energy to them.

>>717597257 (OP)
They really don't care about having games.

>>717597556
>Friend grew up with an N64
>Expressed disappointment when I told him I sold mine
>Spent months looking for a new one
>Literally walked over two hills to pick one up from an old farmers house
>Said his son died and told me to take good care of it. Told him I wasn't gonna sell it but it was going to a good home
>Christmas comes, pack it up and keep it a secret
>He unwraps it!!!!
>"Cool. Thanks."
>Sets it aside
>To this day it gathers dust on his display cabinet
Never brought anything for this fucker ever since.

>>717597634
being injured in any way is dehumanising
I’m glad this guy is able to enjoy himself

>>717610771
I really underappreciate having windows.

>>717641879
it's sad but true, happiness is scarce these days and those who don't have it resent those who do
before the internet people were just allowed to be themselves without having to compare themselves to the massive internet zeitgeist
you really have to feel bad for Zoomers and their cultural insecurity

>>717610771
gachafag rig btw, I bet he spams pragmata too, and lolicon

>>717610817
>jew
>genuine happiness
lol
lmao

>>717606915
I couldn't imagine acting like this much a faggot

>>717601478
That just makes it even worse

>>717611807
Stomp that fat faggot boomers skull into the pavement

>>717610771
High tech, low life

>>717611807
a man has to put food on the table. sad to see this happen in today's age but it is what it is

>>717618850
Every day offers another chance to laugh at the fact trannies exist

>>717625183
My Steam Deck can do all of this at 1/64th the size

>>717641285
He makes the money so even if she bought it, she used his money. Though she could have at least bought steam gift cards for him.

>>717610771
Still one of the best battlestation threads to date.

I used to be happy and optimistic. Hell, I even used to get pussy and have a girlfriend. Where did it all go wrong? Now all I have is this place, and vidya.

>>717627414
You can't emulate most games on hardware that bad. Also, botcera's controller support for multiple controllers is awful.

>>717641132
>giving me permission on how to spend MY money
Lmao, so this is that kino relationship stuff you guys keep hyping up?

>>717610771
KoiSHARTsisters???????

>>717641541
I would strap zelda to my dick and walk around with her on it fully erect.

>>717634542
I'm glad the guy got his money back

>>717600394
>Is there a name for this aesthetic?
trannycore

>>717636618
I have an IQ of 126 and I've done nothing with it. I work a dead end job, and don't have a relationship. I live each day merely existing.

>>717600571
wait, thats not just a homely teenager?

>>717605956
>that disaster of a launch
>their food was probably ice cold before they finally gave up and played something else

>>717618850
Would both sides.

>>717598658
Being in this room would give me a fucking headache so fast.

>>717623963
>air purifier always running
>never need to dust
it's that easy

>>717610754
What game is he raging at?

>>717623249
I dont know os far better than the typical made up lying bullshit gpt does.

>>717597257 (OP)
Is there a term for being so far gone that you behave like that when consuming?

>>717619018
Plot twist: his dad is fine, he just refuses to mingle with people who play nu-COD.

>>717634669
>>717630208
>>717631659
>mfw

>>717619854
I don't mean to be a dick but what's the point of the car if he's blind since the early 90s?

>>717597424
Unironically based.

>>717625501
>native PC ports
super mario render64 or whatever is finished?

>>717597874
I just want you to know i laughed hard at this comment

>>717645723
u wouldnt get it

>>717610523
He’s just making sure she has the latest PlayStation exclusive to go with her PS5

>>717641506
If you stay with her long, they can still rape you for being in a common law marriage.

>>717606029
almost 30
balding
fucking ugly bastard.
parents know im a loser
30k in debt on stupid shit
certified retard
and one day an angel came before me and i made my shot
we've been dating for over a year now. and i love her.
i hope you find a lady to love you when the time comes.

>>717619018
My dad sold my Sega genesis for drug money

>>717642965
Can you simplify that? I'm a smooth-brain, please dumb it down for me.

>>717598986
On contrary I want them to drop far enough to not kill him straight away and close enough for him to suffer as long as possible from radiation poisoning.

>>717646820
Like this
https://files.catbox.moe/buocdz.jpeg

>>717597556
>Love, from Ellen and Jamal

>>717623472
That looks nothing like Russia. We either full commiblocks or 1-2 store village houses, not fucking dirt favellas.
t. Russian

>>717646980
You just know some of those kids are pissing in that. Good fucking god. I would never.

>>717597257 (OP)
>genuine display of joy causes /v/ to seethe uncontrollably
Why is /v/ like this? What the FUCK is your problem?

>>717647731
>genuine display
It's staged, retardo.

American obsession with Nintendo games is fucking weird. They are for kids, you retarded fat fucks. Not like "everyone can play them", but actually for kids only.

>>717647731
I'm not happy, so why should I allow anyone else to be happy?

>>717597257 (OP)
TikTok was a fucking mistake.

Captcha:2GAYT

>>717598658
Imagine having all this money and making your den some seizure-inducing electric chamber that represent how good of a consumer you are. All that plastic shit and pulsating lights would make me uncomfortable.
>>717602994
It would look better if it was just one color. That can be said with the rest of the lights in the room. But no, faggots have no taste and just go with the pulsating RBG nonsense. A dark room with the right furniture and a soft red/orange glow would look infinitely better.

>>717645485
That's what those do? Sounds too good to be true.

>>717648130
Forgot to add examples
https://youtube.com/shorts/Xmg5rXlOo28?si=AGNGL7orYrgsi-pL
https://youtube.com/shorts/Q1XPhkRcnoI?si=IakmO6pBQySbtuoV

Also heard those ceiling clouds were bad for ventilation and could be resting spots for spiders.

>>717597556
The replies to this just show why /v/ is so dogshit btw
Nothing but failed normalfags crying over women like retarded simps

>get gifts
>happy as fuck when its packs of socks and t-shirts as its shit i use daily and always need
the other things like systems, games, gun stuff, etc. i want to buy on my own so i always get what i wanted, and can also enjoy the part of going out to buy it

>>717597449
Yeah because they're joythieving harpies at their core who wish gladiatorial bouts still existed to appease their sub/dom fetishes and hate nothing more than seeing two men get along.

>>717619935
>>717623472
Thats in lima iirc, its a peruANO slum

Here in brazil not only are wooden shack slums extremely rare nowadays (most slums are brick houses types), theres no favela here in the middle of the desert

t.hue but i worked in peru for a time

>>717604016
a callback to happier times when you were a little kid and got something you really wanted and life was carefree

>>717628908
this sounds absolutely great. happy for you, anon

>>717648537
True

>>717641636
it's not like you're donating to a charity halfway across the world. if a friend or significant other is happy you've increased your social bond and you can share other rewarding experiences with them.

>>717597257 (OP)
What do you think this poor lad did when he came back home and saw that ps5 has no games?

>>717599458
>time for your pod training

>>717606915
>shiny ponita
is he that kid, grown up?you know the one

This thread makes me want a battlestation thread. It's been too long since I've gotten to judge the creatures of /v/

>>717597556
Pretty wholesome but this is a jewish family so I don't know if they have a soul.

It's a tough economy right now, I've seen multiple clips of people crying over consoles and that just speaks to the sacrifices they have to make to get those shitty game boxes.

>>717598658
if i had this as a kid i probably would have had a heart attack

>>717641879
It's because crabs can't help but bring other people down. It's either their girl is cheating on them with Tyrone, the yare manchildren, balding.
It's hard to see other people to be happy or work hard so pointing out some meaningless flaw or dark undercurrent is their way to make themselves feel better about the shit in their own lives.

>>717610754
good old reboot trick. 70% of the time, it works every time.

>>717647669
piss is probably cleaner than that water anon

>>717597257 (OP)
>walk into gamestop
>1 new ps4 and whatever game please
>goes to the back and comes back with some non standard box with their branding
>ps4 just sitting in it loosely
>uh
>reaches under counter for wires
>look at keypad and he also slipped a yearly gameinformer sub on there
>lol'd and left
rest in piss, funkostop

>>717653080
What a horrifying thought.

>>717597257 (OP)
>people having fun bad, mkaaaaayyyy

>>717619018
:'(

>>717641929
Damn that sucks anon. I'd slowly would stop being his friend right there
>>717597556
This was literally me 2 Christmas ago. God I miss it
>>717598658
And they say my room would have less girls in it

>>717616884
can't see the face of the girl. she might be an asian herself

>>717611214
That's worryingly depressing...

>>717599742
Lmao! This brought back retarded memories of pretending to be sonic in 2nd grade
>That ending
Ouch

>>717619137
ok boomer

>>717599742
This... This is the webm that's pierced my heart, fighting it's way into my psyche and going full pearl harbor on my brain for being too much of a loser to get a house, get a woman, start a family, and have moments like this.
I know I can't do it. I know it's too late. I know I can't make that jump now at this stage, and I've gone out of my way to make peace with that, working a good job and earning my own keep.
But there are still a few grains of sand trickling between my fingers, each lump of silicate cutting me to the core as it lets go.
But I have to smile through it.
Because my parents are still alive.

>>717623249
they really are just like us

>come to /v/ to talk about video games
>/v/ would rather make fun of people having emotions.

>>717599742
Too wholesome. We don't deserve.

>>717608498
wtf does orange cream coke taste like? Is that a common flavour over there?

>>717654959
Having emotions is gay. Displaying emotions is cringe.

>>717625183
>giant switch
>look inside
>no switch

>>717597794
then he remembered, nogaems

HEY GUYS WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD LEMMINGS

>>717656215
You need a small Switch inside your big Switch?

>>717610847
That's a fucking kek!

>>717599742
OOF
MAMMA MIA

>>717597556
She wanted sex, and I'm sure she got it that evening. Lucky gal!

>>717614643
Switch2 will NOT get this level of fanfare in its first birthday.

The church of capitalism where prayer is replaced by consooming.

>>717614643
This looks like a damn fun LAN party. Fuck do I miss LAN parties.

>>717629687
reminds me of when I threw parties for all my neighbors in sims1 and nobody showed up

>>717597357
Snoys (accurately) point out how cultish and faggy tendies are, but they either do the same shit for Sony, or see having a Playstation as a status symbol, which is even gayer.

>>717599742
I really hope someone made an edit where the death jingle plays when he hits the wall

https://youtu.be/KeA2Kx0ITm0?t=2

>>717658094 meant for? >>717629687

>>717599458
>christmas
>dad makes a projector fort for his kid in the living room
this is actually peak it could only be better if there was a blizzard shutting everything down outside

>>717655402
It was a limited time flavor and tasted pretty bad. Just coke with a hint of orange.

>>717597556
I hate women but when im about to go T.W.D they do stuff like this

>>717598658
Why does this guy get up and walk away like a sim?
Smile on his face, ro otic movements, no eye contact or acknowledgement of the guy filming.
Fuck's going on?

>>717619018
Im going to go hug my dad now

>>717604806
Actually not a bad idea, have also the consumers be there and repeat the same 3 phrases between all of them to add to the surreal factor.

>>717602406
>>717624472
>>717645745
its faggy

>>717597660
omg i bought riceballs in japan after a 14 hour plane ride im so healed
and woah they have art trees and roads there too??

>>717598193
about 300 usd adjusted for inflation and all you get is mario 1 and duck hunt
sure mario 1 is epic as fuck but nowadays you can buy this for 30 bucks and play it anywhere

>>717597660
>Have superficial need for validation
>Instead spend thousands of dollars on a trip

Powerful.

>>717641636
I wouldn't know, I only feel happiness at other people's misery

>>717654130
arms and legs look white though

>>717624057
Kek I was thinking the same
>dude is unboxing something? yeah it's probably the one with the cat

>>717614643
this wouldnt even be cringe if it was just guys but with women there its turbocringe

>>717629687
is that just a jar of fucking pickles on the snack table?

>>717641435
>falling for her acting

>>717597257 (OP)
Why and how was this video even posted online? Seems AI generated.

>>717658897
Now you’re speaking my language. Have their LED lights catch fire and melt their funko pops while you desperately try to escape as they wail in grief over their toys.

These are all staged by the way. Nothing is real anymore.

I HATE videogames

>>717610771
Shithead brownoid esl troonoid street shitting scum like this all NEED to be exterminate. I fucking HATE HATE HATE THIRDE SCUM LIKE THIS
DIE DIE DEIFCUKINF.DIE.DIEDIE

>>717660876
All human emotions are acted beyond a certain point. We are performative creatures and it benefits us to pretend to be more emotional than we actually are. That she cares enough to act is nice.