Thread 717647718

starts in a few hours

Stream: http://twitch.tv/rtainjapan
Schedule: https://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2025

thanks nintendo

>Jpapan
how
>>717647752
how'd you find the thread so fast?

>>717647959
i got eyes everywhere, man

>>717648031
cool
Do you think I made the thread too early?

>>717647752
Great now we don't have to watch tendie slop.

>>717648184
NTA but i was suprised there was't a thread earlier i kept checking the catalog for hours.

>>717648184
okay i'll admit i just checked the catalog at the right time
please don't get mad

>>717647752
now that the dust is settled what happened with these runners? do they have a backup game? can they play games on nintendo software?
>>717647741
is still happening? last post I check was them still needing volunteers for the english restream

What are you anon's looking forward to? For me its 新鬼武者

Remembered this yesterday, can't wait. Games list looks surprisingly good now they've taken out all the tendie shovelware, might be the best RiJ yet.

>>717648469
For today, I'm looking forward to Radiant Silvergun, I like show-off runs.

>>717648256
get a life
same
>>717648446
>>717648216
>>717647752
there still are some tendies on the schedule
>>717648446
I should have linked their twitch page in OP but speedgaming should be up when they have runs with english commentary https://www.twitch.tv/speedgaming

>>717648469
>TETRIS THE GRAND MASTER 4 -ABSOLUTE EYE-
can someone (You) me when this starts, thanks

>>717648941
It's on thursday, dude.

>>717648469
I can't even read the schedule but I'll do my own runs when the current game is something I'm not interested in

>>717647718 (OP)
How is it holding up after the Nintendo rugpull?

>SGDQ has to ban Nintendo games
>Tranny Prescence DROPS

Here come the brown people, everyone spam the cry emoji!

>>717649982
that's my favourite part about RTA
they do it whenever the msf ad is up

Man, this nigger is still making them all wear masks? Absolute mental illness.

>Remove tendie shit
>RTA actually improves
Based. Now this is true kino speedrunning without trannies

>best player in the world at a category with 3 runs (he's the only one who has been running it for the past 6 months)
Peak dishonesty. He's top 20.

>>717650427
looks like a category extension
and a hard(?) one too

>>717647718 (OP)
the schedule is honestly 20 times better then gdq. I really want to see more then 1 run

>>717647718 (OP)
Why is she such a slut? Those heart cutouts scream that she's a freak.

>>717650427
main boards

>>717650587
11th is top 20. Nobody says "top 12th".

>>717650469
It's still a category nobody runs. Any% is all that matters, and DLC runs are technically much easier because Ms Chalice is an added easy mode.

>>717650850
>Any% is all that matters
bitter boomer (who's never speedrun anything) reveals himself
enjoy the run :)

wake up babe immersion of the year just dropped

>>717650532
>SGDQ Hades II as a bonus game
at least now I know this means the 1.0 patch is gonna come by the time September starts

I can't stop staring at the knees of the girl to the left

Evening gents

>>717651601
>girl
anon...

>>717647718 (OP)
>Super Puzzled Cat
I thought I was the only person who knew this game even existed. Shame any% is so short.
That damn game took me 90 hours to fully complete. I was not expecting it to go the places it did. For better or worse.

>>717647718 (OP)
Someone wake me up when Baku Bomberman starts.

CHOKE

>>717650850
Sounds like someone got gatekept out of DLC Cuphead and never recovered. Just say you lost to Glumstone and move on, bro. Any% is fine, but pretending it's the only thing that matters is some 2015 Mario mindset. Let people cook.

>>717647718 (OP)
guys my adblock is not working? I have ublock orgin... what's going on why am I getting ads???????????

RTA-chan cute

>>717652830
uBO hasn't blocked ads on twitch for years. I just open the stream in mpv.

>>717652830
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions/raw/master/vaft/vaft.user.js
you need violentmonkey
thank me by posting a dancing dog

>>717647718 (OP)
Why are they wearing masks? Covid is long gone... is this why westerners call asians bug people, because they have this hivemind bug behavior?

>>717653031
Maybe it's because, you know, the Japanese flu is no fucking joke. And they actually care about hygiene unlike you, streetshitter.

>>717653031
It's called not being an individualistic faggot and looking out for others.

>Atari 2600 E.T.
Why.

>>717652830
use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/twitch_5/
it replaces the stream with a low res one while ads are being filtered, mpv just shows a placeholder so i prefer this

>Doctors without Borders
Thanking Nintendo for the first time in years

>>717652982
Thank you senpai

>ET
w...what?

>>717653031
The staff are mentally ill, and they implemented this policy at covid and then never stopped doing it because why would you give up power? Only the organiser is allowed to take off his mask, because the rules are for you, not me.

>>717653243
Based knower

>>717653243
Jesus fucking christ you burgers are mentally ill.
The Japanese have been using masks since the fucking 90s.

Im suprised there are working ataris after 40 years. The benefit of cartridges i guess.

>E.T.
I can't rightly recall, but I think I got filtered.

>>717653287
Thus the remark that they're bug people

>>717653287
I'm well aware they've been using masks for decades. The policy to force everyone at RiJ to wear masks was implemented as an anti-covid measure, and they have never relaxed this policy. Only KeynNaka and his lackeys can flaunt this policy because he's the scumbag running the show.

Castlevania next.

>>717653353
Yeah, that's not a real Atari, they just showed it off.

What is the cameraman doing

Calling over estimate, this girl is palms sweaty dropping spaghetti even before she starts the damn run.

its Hensachi!

So what do you think KeynNaka got in return for getting this bitch into RTA? Just a blowjob or the full thing?

>>717654093
For me it's 失敗は成功のもと子ちゃん. Great 解説 on her チュウリップrun back in 23 and a hell of a way to open up the event even if she got RNG fucked and had to load a backup save.

>>717654093
cute milf

What a blunder. Mercy kill the run already.

This guy is using Wii U VC?
Is this how the Japanese emulate games?

What did she do? I don't understandy why she switched accounts.

>>717654539
She died, so she lost the key item, which was required to open the gate for Maria which is a requirement for the good ending.

Why she didn't go back for the turkey to ensure that didn't happen is a fucking mystery, though.

Holy shit, guys, it's Shohei Otani!

>>717654483
The Japanese are generally cuckolds, so they avoid emulation like the plague publicly because "it's illegal!".

They're really subservient, it's funny seeing the tonal whiplash between "uoooh cute child peropero" which would get them arrested anywhere else in the world and "holy shit this youtuber used a hecking anime piracy site, apologise!".

It's a shame they're trained to be cogs, they'd be more fun if they had their own convictions and morals.

what is the grammatical function of "nan no de," which I assume is just 何ので
sounds sort of like a way of designating something as part of a compound sentence

>RTA in Japan is going to get higher viewership than GDQ
That's crazy, lol

bros why wasn't that setup time like 10 times as long
i'm scared

>>717655031
GDQ stopped being a speedrun event

>>717654983
君は白痴なのでN5の文法も理解らない

>>717654983
N6-kun...

>>717655031
Hasn't this been true for years? It turns out that not having trannies everywhere is great for viewership.

>>717655554
It also helps that RTA has actually good runners and not random fuckers they grabbed off twitter who don't even have their name on the leaderboards with a single attempt, never mind record.

what did he say?

Pfft.

Ah, so this is the complex nihonjin bunka I have heard so much about. A rakutencard man parody, truly exquisite.

>>717655031
GDQ hasn't been about real speedruns for years

>>717655483
it was a simple question...

>>717656262
You have no business typing kana if you don't know basic grammatical connectives

>>717647718 (OP)
anyone watching this stream and supporting terrorist organizations should kys

>>717654971
>>717654483
Emulation will get the stream killed, especially any nintendo game. Japan doesn't work like the west here.

>>717656531
The most they can get away with is HDMI hardmods, basically. Flashcarts or emulation will result in immediate jail.

RTA is the only speedrun event worth watching.

wtf am i looking at?
touhou chess?

>>717656962
Touhou lemmings

Touhou fangames fascinate me.

this game looks comfy

>>717654971
i've seen japanese channels here and there use emulation and romhackers obviously have to use them like with all the mario world hacks but it's definitely a different sort of attitude over there than here.

nice intermission screen

My body is speedrun-ready

is BSG tomorrow?

>>717660069
Starts in 24ish hours from now
https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025/schedule/01

>over-estimate
Oh no...

>>717660918
No wonder why he said "4chan" afterwards, he knows we are the grumpiest bunch about that

Good damn run. >over estimate sure, but Baku Bomberman is always a butt clenching run to watch. All the instant bomb towers/jumps in the rainbow palace stages, fuck me man. Can barely do 1 consistently.

>VVVVVV remix in intermission
Patrician taste

>>717660147
I sincerely hope they make their own thread this year.

>>717662052
Retard-kun you do realize jannies will nuke both threads then?

>Radiant Silvergun
Real gamer hours

it's genuinely so refreshing watching an event where all the people involved actually care about the games

>game over
it's over guys, go home

This room being filled with mostly middle aged Japanese men makes it feel like a JAV

He gave himself over 20 minutes of leeway lmao

girlS

>>717664116
>road runner next
anybody else always cheered for the coyote?

Any art of Archer RTA chan yet?

That schedule screen is cool

>>717647752
>No! You will not play our game at your charity event!
You don't hate Nintendo enough. You may think you do, but you don't.

It's dead

Site is full of turists and spergs. They don't like Japan or japanese runners because they don't understand them o algo, they just want you too look at their dogshit event with trannies and grey millennials that don't know what a shower is.

RTA came in 20 years late.

>>717665193
RTA chan would never

Will they play Sonic?

>>717665618
pablo...

>>717665789
o/ haai

is this the last event that'll have threads with a Horaro schedule?

>>717665618
you can watch the english restream of this that’s full of troons

>>717666008
Rather have a dead thread and a dead hobby than the RaNk ThIs RuN tourists niggers killing it.

>>717665872
>>717666015
GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF

>>717647718 (OP)
Fuck, I forgot this was starting

egad?

>>717666513
old expression

>>717665872
>>717666015
>>717666171
now is the time

ending funny i laughed

>>717666513
>>717666539
I would post the jpg but i don't wanna get banned.

>rta tower defence intermission
Nice, now I'm starting to miss playing Aigis

They are setting up really fast

next year I'll be able to understand at least half of what they're saying, next year for sure

>>717666975
don't hold your breath anon, I can only catch about half thanks to the commentator's lisp and not bothering to raise up the volume

>>717667152
This bitch sounds reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itqKMmMlV-0

Is this all DW8 is? Waiting for gates to open?

>>717667780
Isn't that all the series has ever been?

>>717667780
Yes, because too many people complained about being able to just ride a horse to the enemy commander to end missions immediately.

You fags enjoying RTA so far?

>>717668174
kys retard, back to your agdq/esa containment thread

>>717668174
I've been half asleep for most of it so far so >>717665872

>>717668174
Just woke up so no. I like musou but they don't make great speed games.

The one thing the canadian troy warriors game got right was getting rid of officer rushing and forcing you to actually kill enemies along the way.

>>717648469
TH8 score attack. Live runs of highly difficult games for high scores? Sign me the fuck up. Not a speedrun, but it's a short game and I dig so it's all good.
Noita for the same reason.
Digimon World.
All the long RPG runs (FF, Seiken Densetsu III etc).

Frankly, there's so many things on that chart I don't wanna nail myself down.

>>717668174
I'm not used to a speedrun marathon having next to no setup time between runs

>>717668174
yeah its been pretty fun

>>717652108
>reviews all either after 1h, 10h or 100h very little inbetween
Guess it has a surface level and a very convoluted ura side.

>>717668174
No its so fucking dull and soulless, I wholeheartedly believe that anons just watch this out of spite

>>717668402
>Noita
Didn't think I'd see this in a Japanese speedrun event. Cool

>>717668174
>>717668402
>>717668523
>>717668526
>>717668561

>obvious bait
>gets replies

I'm out. Enjoy your dogshit dead thread with worthless people just like you. Try getting a life and being a well adjusted individual next time.

Acting like a retard will get you nowhere.

holy melty

Finally best girl on screen

i'm surprised that I can understand about 50% of what's being said but also fucking annoyed that my weeb ass hasn't learned the language properly.

>>717668694
Same. It goes up to 80% with subtitles and talking (or just text with furigana), but I couldn't write a sentence myself for shit.

>>717668630
Bye faggot consider going to the nearest bridge and ending your pathetic misery.

>>717647718 (OP)
ajimaru ajimaru
>>717668174
no I literally just woke up I forgot it wad today, checking the schedule now

finally a REAL mask

>>717669170
That's just meiku

finally an event for us who are fluent as to the japanese language

>>717669526
that is correct my tomodachi

don't
eat
things off the ground

>>717659649
did you actually get a dogwater shirt

>>717669526
I dont understand anything but im having fun

>>717669592
Nah. Do that, but in moderation. Small amounts of germs and shit makes you healthy by moderately challenging your immune system.
If I'm grilling outside and something hits the grass, I just dust it off and eat it anyway. Same in my flat.
Stop wasting food.

>>717669680
you should read up on how the immune system works before spreading esoteric nonsense

>>717669808
>esoteric
Ok zoomer

>>717669808
You should probably do that first, how do you think memory T cells are formed and maintained?

The idea of bleaching all your surfaces to "prevent diseases" is completely manufactured by cleaning supply companies. All actual evidence indicates the opposite, which is why people who go through a round of antibiotics are very susceptible to getting ill, because they've wiped out their gut flora. But hey, I'm sure things like asthma and peanut allergies were always around!

>>717647718 (OP)
This is the game that almost killed console games for me. On the PS3 you had to be always online to play it.

>>717670203
>cunny-ou next
>with river city cunny added
Noice.

Cute rtas this year

why is mage rta-chan handcuffing her hands like a chuuni?

Is this year's intermission animation actually animated? Or did they actually program a self-playing tower-defense game?

wayforward's art style insists upon itself a bit

neet life

delinquents in juvie is kino
Best arc in Ashita no Joe

>>717670845
They're always animated, I once found a channel on youtube with clean copies of intermissions over the years, I'll try to find it again.

>>717671031
Ah here it is
https://www.youtube.com/@nanaireo

so is everyone watching the japanese stream or english dub stream? im never here for this event but i also dont want to hear these GDQ runner voices all day which are more annoying than people speaking a language i dont understand

>>717671246
We're all weebs since 2009 so we don't have any problems with the jap stream. Then again, that's also why these threads are slow. There's only like 15 of us.

>>717671246
I'm watching the jap stream but I also know jap. Having a english re-stream at all is a rare treat, I don't think they had one for the last few years.

>>717671246
I treat it like every other speedrun event I join, mostly background noise unless its a game I like. The language doesn't bother me, I'm never going to do the tricks myself, I just want the runner to play good.

Oh hell yeah we're back

>>717671246
I'm watching the Japanese stream and I don't know Japanese, but I don't care.

>>717671246
what's the dub stream link

>>717671246
I can't stand the sound of japanese so i'm watching it muted

I think this game is quite unrealistic.
Kunio just kicked a man off a big vertical merry-go-round wheel like a dozen meters down onto concrete and then jumped on top of him, and that dude just brushed it off.

>>717671794
https://www.twitch.tv/englishrestream

>>717671998
this won't end up badly

>>717662052
I hope we get a thread just for BSG too, having them combined always leads to a shitflinging episode and then the jannies deleting both threads

>>717672094
The jap re-stream does the same thing and it never seems to fail, but yeah a lot more degenerates know english than nihongo.

>>717672094
Maybe Chibi signs up

>>717672094
you should sign up anon

>>717647718 (OP)
Are there lewds of her bwos

>>717672094
huh, I think I like the jap stream better

>>717653287
Bruh
Every year at gdq there's always, ALWAYS someone that says "do Americans really?" when anyone is wearing a mask lol
Who is obsessed now?

>>717673643
Only R-chan is for lewd, not rtachan

>>717674017
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

Which flavor of twintails do (You) prefer?

>>717673562
>autistic monotone ramblebabble
I don't think so

>>717674626
3 for me

HOLY FUCK BRO I'M AWAKE

it's just speedrunning chill fucking japs

>>717674749
Same, i nearly shat myself

>>717674626
I want to wrap 2's handcuffs around my and her neck and choke us both while kissing and slowly passing out and everything going all white

>>717673643
Not many. I drew one a couple years back, but I dont have it with me.

>>717648763
>there still are some tendies on the schedule
the fuck? /v/eddit told me nintendo had every runner executed for daring to suggest streaming a nintendo game.

>>717654971
retardbro, Wii U VC IS emulation.

I envy this man for embodying more energy within the next 15 minutes than I could in my entire life.
He sounds so happy.

>>717674932
that's why you don't listen to second-hand info from /v/aggots and instead read the schedule. Even if the names are in japanese, the consoles are listed in engrish

>>717674838
Calm down anon

I don't understand.

>at home from an injury
>see AC Ninebreaker on the schedule
>panic because I have a hospital visit that day
>see it starts hours earlier and become relieved
>then realize it has a 5:20 estimate and I will still miss like half of it

Man, this thread is really slow, i figured everyone would be in here watching considering how much they seemed to care about RTA all last week.

>>717669632
dass rite

>>717676265
This is completely on pace for an rta thread

>>717676265
What happened last week?

>>717676404
Final Fantasy relay race

CHOOOKE

Sega on cam!

This game looks jank as fuck

>>717676404
nintendo cancelled a bunch of RTA's games and everyone was outraged about it, so obviously they'd support RTA by watching it... right?

The way the commentator talks sounds so much like a CV/ad I actually didn't notice the run started until I properly listened and turned to the stream.

>>717676604
very comfy

do people ever hit WR times in these speedrunning events?

>>717676550
Earnest Evans

>>717676825
In literally who games yeah

>>717676538
16 BITS of pure power

>>717676934
cude

I'm smelling a trainwreck

>>717676825
For some obscure titles yeah. Very rarely for more popular games, and those runs are always super hype.
Ex. of the former is Fromsofts Kuon had the top runner have a PB i.e. new WR, but it's not a popular game to speedrun and I think there's like 7 runners total.

>>717677032
called it

SAY IT WITH ME

>no checkpoint or saves
>dies at last boss
>decides to use cheats to jump back to boss
>overestimate
Oh yeah, this is proper speedrunning

>>717676857
Never heard the Mega CD ost before, pretty cool

Called it

don't make me tap the wristwatch

ACK

t-t-t-t-time for s-s-some dona-donations

>>717677206
>tried to go for recovery health
>died getting it
>just barely runs out of lives at the final boss
Had a good try at least

CHOKE
INTO
OVER
ESTIMATE

>GAME OVER
>CHEAT
kek

Are they doing AT HOME runs? Despicable. ZZZ event.

He's just a boy LEAVE HIM ALONE

Barbarian RTA-chan definitely wears tiger stripe pantsu

>Doctors without Borders
I'm out.

>>717677441
speedrunning 2025 peaked at AUS

RTA chan is so cute!

>>717677492
He'll never reach his RTA princess ;_;

>>717677847
kaishimasu itadakimasu onegaishimasu sasokushimasu yoroshikushimasu desushimasu!

lust provoking sprite

>>717677971
he gets to get bullied by sorceress-chan and barbarian-chan, he's plenty lucky enough.

>MaibaRTA
The Mario 3 runner?

>>717678020
>suguroku game
hard pass
mario party is the only one i can tolerate (MP1-3 that is)
can't even be assed to play them even if they're porn games with pregnancy, and I bloody play everything if it has pregnancy

>5 hour board game run
what?

>board game "speedrun"
what a weird idea, if they're gonna do that they could at least do a fun one like Dokapon.

>>717678146
>>717678175
1am in japan perfect time for this shit

What's a good upcoming run to eat my pizza to?

>>717678282
It's either this one or eating cold pizza

>>717678196
Fortune Street is fun tho

no stream 2?

>>717678345
I meant frozen pizza.
A pizza that I will put in the oven
then eat during a run

>>717678426
https://twitch.tv/englishrestream

why don't they play normal games

>>717679028
Monopoly is as normal a game as you can get

>>717679028
its 1am in japan. Need to fill in time somehow

*inhales through teeth*

>>717679347
think of the neets...

>5 hour board game
Imagine being a jap at RTA watching this live

>>717678514
In that case I have no idea. Everything coming up is a literal what so it heavily depends on the runner. If you can wait until tomorrow you can eat it to Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side

>>717679768
fine. I'll eat it during this. where/when is it on the schedule?

>>717679886
ときめきメモリアル Girl's Side 4th Heart
Ryota% 通常告白ED

NEXT MAP

>>717680003
thanks a ton for the help anon

ONLY 4 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES REMAINING
HOLD THE LINE

sherry's zoomed in tits

Now this is a board

4 hours

they should have slotted any other of the long runs into the first night

>>717679650
They're watching late night anime airing right now.
This is for the weirdo normiefags who can't sleep.

4 hours for what?

>>717684680
Full clear. All the maps.

This thread is not surviving this run

ni hao tamagotchi
just tuned in
looking forward for Demento on Monday

is this some sort of monopoly?

>>717685651
You think we're gonna fill 300 posts in less than 3 hours?

Every time the song in this map starts up all I can think of is some gachimuchi video that had it.

>>717685839
yeah
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itadaki_Street:_Gorgeous_King

>>717682420
comfy 4 hour japanese monopoly session

>>717653120
>western kid plays in the rain
>doesnt get sick
>japanese kid stays outside for longer than 5 seconds
>gets the flu

>>717686371
It's because we westerners know how to care for the sick.
West:
>in bed, no playing vidya
>get hot food and lots of water/tea to drink, maybe some salty snacks for those electrolytes
>here's some medicine against the headache and mucus solvents so coughing gets that shit out easier

East:
>slap on a cooling patch and mask and go to fucking school you worthless fuck
>y u no eat rice? fuk u eat rice porridge then
>pills? have some leek in your anus

Imagine running this game
Imagine allowing this run

benessa a cute

>fail in real estate business
>np, just go to a casino

how many of you watching actually understand japanese?

I missed the explanation, is this the 2nd last or 3rd last map?

>>717688504
About half of us I think

>>717688504
Stop reposting. This question was already asked.
I'll let you get off with warning, but if I see you necrobump you're in fucking trouble mate.

>>717688504
There's an English restream for dekinais like myself

ate some noodles and fapped
still 2 hours to kill

>>717647718 (OP)
does BSG start when the FFIX run's on?

>>717690163
If you know they have FF9 (again) then you know there's a whole day before that surely so I'm not sure what the point of the question is unless you don't want to watch anything on day 1

>>717690541
I was planning on doing a few runs during FFIX but BSG will also be on (I think). it's 9 friggin hours so I'm sure I'll find I slot for sure want to skip

Lewd as fuck

>>717647752
unpopular opinion but nintendo speedruns are all boring now

1 hour 30 minutes to go

when does the real speedrunning event start

>>717692246
I'm glad they got removed seeing the same games all the time gets old eventually and their games have been featured at basically every single speedrunning event since forever.

wake up thread
the run's over

>>717694253
A very generous estimate. Guy really wanted to account for getting fucked over by RNG.

>>717694378
you have to or you risk fucking up the schedule. extra run when

>>717694465
Yeah, they always play it very safe with the estimates for RNG-heavy games. Shiren races are especially funny for this, since you'll have one guy finishing several hours under estimate and then another guy who finishes a few minutes under. RNG fucking everything up can be funny though. Never forget the DQ race for a finale that went over estimate because both of the runs kept getting hit with bad RNG on the final boss.

>Meta Max 2
This is a good series

>>717695060
Its a GREAT series.

>>717692565
dogwater ended like a month ago

>>717692246
Old nintendo games still have some interesting runs but most of them are super overdone like Super Metroid or SM64. We've seen them hundredths of times and they haven't changed in decades. There's a couple that rarely show up, but always deliver when they do, like OoT 100% or some longer paper mario categories. I don't think there's a single "new" (post wii) nintendo game that has a good speedrun.

Well I expect shenanigans to have a 1h40 estimate for all bounties but didn't expect memory corruption rape one minute in kek

>>717695060
looks cool

Something looks a bit off.

This run is cursed

>>717697756
ピーピーピーピーピーピーピー

Doctors without Borders is a scam anyway. Thanks nintendo

What brand of autism do I have if I refuse to play games like Metal Max and SRW because they have wider Kanji than Kana? I'd rather Metal Max have been a Kana soup game because of how hideous the 16 pixel Kanji look juxtaposed against the 8 pixel Kana. SRW is "less bad" but still ugly as sin (8px Kana, 12px Kanji)

>>717698003
You're a font autist. If you cultivate your powers, you can be like the anon who just points out what fonts are used in games randomly.

sooo....when are they playing real games?

>>717698203
all games matter, punk...

>>717668526
If you don't collect any extras and skip levels, you can finish it in about three hours.
The problem is that the game's ura side has an ura side has an ura side. It just keeps going. And once you reach the very bottom, it's not puzzles anymore, it's Edmund McMillin platformer tier bullshit and Touhou complete with the zunpets.

Can't wait for PAW Patrol.

Why does this SFC gameplay look like FC video quality

Is the game supposed to be looking like glitch puke

>>717699516
Yeah, he's glitching it hard. There's been several freezes because of it.

>>717647718 (OP)
where my mario speedruns at?

Oh good the board game's done

Jesus Doggo

there was some rpg maker game that looks like it was inspired by this metal max 2 here. wonder what it was called? i think it had a winter theme.

I have no idea what any of these games between this and MGS in 13 hours are except the licensed soccer game

>>717647718 (OP)
I've never heard of like 75% of these games, its neat discovering new stuff at least

Guys, I think something's wrong.

>>717702090
I've heard of most of them, but my hobby is also buying $10 games with under 100 reviews.

>>717702110
he'll be fine

>>717702149
based obscure game seeker

Any good ones?

>>717677971
What happens when King Slime reaches Princess RTA-chan in her castle?

why are they playing superman 64

geegee

tl note: "ichi kuro" means number one black
and that's why he's covering his face with all black

>>717703438
King slime gives her a very big hug and she is very happy about it. Metaphorically speaking.

>>717704072
for some reason I know that Ichi mean #1
must have heard it somewhere I guess

>>717649982
my ass burns

oh shit the drill game again. Last year's run was kino

>1 million already
holy fuck GDQ BTFO

>>717647718 (OP)
>Jpapan
You fucking baka

oh this game is cute

choking on drill

this game seems ridiculously cozy

>>717705660
It's one of those namco games that has its roots in an earlier time, they're great.

>>717705660
Mr. Driller is max cozy.

Nooooooo I missed all day
Idk why I thought it was starting tonight

>>717706358
well you're here now so get comfy

>>717707269
Thanks anon, I am!

A reminder that Mr Driller and Dig Dug share characters. The character that he's currently playing is the Dig Dug MC, and he also showed up in Namco x Capcom.

>>717707603
neat

the english restream is surprisingly nice. just some gay dude who has no idea what is going on occasionally commenting and bros in the chat translating. Original audio loud and clear

why's he fighting cubone?

>nintendo ban
>no more tranny runs

oh shit Druaga? I beat it for the first time this year.
Was planning to speedrun it as well but idk

>>717708442
It's Drill Druaga, not regular Druaga.

>>717708584
yeah I know. It's cool that it got referenced in something

Id love to doodle rta-chan but as a baka guy jim Id have nowhere to submit her to.
Just to you guys.

YOSH YOSH YOSH Y——-YOSH

YEYOSHA YEYOSHA YEYOSHA

Cool game

>>717709019
what's wrong with that?
draw, bitch

what's the amimut restream?

>>717709019
@RTAinJapan

Stay hydrated
grab a snack

>>717689519
Link please?

>>717648763
>>717709910

>>717709910
>>717671998
shit wrong one

>>717709987
>>717709989
Thank you.

>>717709268
>>717709910
Scroll up, retards.

>>717709392
waifu material.

rate the run??

Less than a minute under estimate. Cutting it real close.

UNDER

Chipmunk is in

>>717709987
Nice

time for train autistic girls

>>717711137
I love my station.

Real biological female commentating the English restream.

oh god that japanese chick is annyoning as fuck. no way they have real people acting like that

what the fuck is this

>>717711283
It's not a dude with a voice changer?

They playin' google maps

the fucking runner is more asocial than the worst retard on gdq

everytime i turn on this stream its someone playing at home wtf is going on in japan

Being able to hear the keyboard getting slammed really brings it all together.

This is so kino

>>717711483
I will pretend its a sound train controls make

Japs saw one hour of this and thought it was okay

>>717711483
Thats the best part honestly

>>717711283
Well, yeah, it's a pitch shifted male.

what in the fuck is this supposed to be

>>717711613
kek

It's like some people in this thread never watched previous RTAinJapan streams before, not all RTAs are done on-site and instead done like this

>>717711896
This kind of shit is why people don't watch RTAJ.

>this game is filling time for what would be a nintendo game
grim
>at the same time something like this would NEVER be accepted by GDQ
kino

>>717711994
>would NEVER be accepted by GDQ
It wouldn't even be accepted by ESA for Stream 2.
I don't even think you'd see it at Dogwater as a joke. This is a sub-Dogwater run.

>>717711896
It's been everything all day in my timezone is all and it's now daytime in Japan, mind you this was originally scheduled earlier when it would make more sense.

I like the train game

>>717712128
Can you tell me what is happening?

and i thought densha de go was niche

>>717712187
I guess the goal is to collect stamp from every train station, you can move around with train, bus, taxi or walking, there is some kind of hunger/tiredness mechanic

ok anon i'm going to run this game and not say a word the whole time. Also you have to think about shit to talk about for 1 hour.
good luck.

>>717712710
This is possibly the most boring game I've ever watched. Couldn't they have picked a better train game?

>>717712187
Its a virtual tourism game where you travel Hokkaido using the real timetables for the trains, you can visit all kinds of locales like hotsprings and shit and create your own itinerary. And it has a hunger/thirst management etc.
Basically you're a tourist in Japan, need to hit up the places and not die.

So do we think this is an actual woman or some japanese dude with a voice moderator

They could have back-to-back FFIX and FFX RTA streams instead to fill the time. They're both only 9-12 hour long RTAs due to the unskippable cutscenes

>>717712827
>not say a word
well yeah that's excel

>>717712896
When has a simulator ever been fun? You either are an autist or not

>>717712827
I thought Go By Train was autistic but this is something else

>>717712969
Yes, but there are superior "virtual tourism" games with actual effort and something memorable about them and not actual checklist simulators.
You can make a case for playing 北へ/ 風雨来記 because even if you aren't interested in the tourtism angle, you still have a reasonably entertaining dating sim/VN to fall back on.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm heading up to 美瑛 to milk some cows.

>>717713152
Simulators can and are often fun.
This one is anti-fun, look at this shit and tell me you'd play this game casually, never mind speedrun it.
It's basically a tourism advertisement and not even a good one.

>>717713242
Ive heard these ones are really good.

IM A HEADBANGA

This game has some cute obscure waifus

gg slightly under estimate

>>717713481
>waifus
>s

SKIPPED ALL THE SHOWERS TO GET THAT TIME
STINK %
IMAGINE THE SMELL

Being a tourist by train alone can be pretty fun in itself. It's a totally different experience to just driving around (or being driven around in a car/bus) that's hard to describe. These kind of trips are best done if you either 'go blind' and only have a rough itinerary of 'stop at every station and see the sights'. Especially in places with regular and reliable train schedules, one could visit a whole bunch of places in a single day like that.

>>717713707
There was another one but I wouldn't cheat on shop girl

>>717713707
Yea the lady that sells the train tickets is another waifu.

>>717713349
They're excellent. It's actually a huge shame western audiences would get filtered by shit like this (or "games" of this type getting relegated to edutainment) because Eurostan/Burgerstan/Autismstralia all have a shit ton of potential for similar vidya.
Closest thing is unironically Euro/American Truck Simulator, but they don't really scratch a similar itch.

>>717713772
I love videos like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyGcUXDuXVY

>>717713789
>>717713802
This isn't an underage memer discord, 'waifu' means 'wife' and not '2D girl'.

What was his problem?

>>717713996
I appreciate you gatekeeping waifu but I've read and watched azumanga 20 years ago thanks

>english restream
>can't help but to add pronoun shit

>>717714189
>watching an english restream
草

>>717714189
RTA-chan (she/her) is totally cute and I want to be RTA-chan's legal spouse (wife/husband)!

english restream is surprisingly cosy
- no constant chatting
- no donations
- no AHHHHH
- just occasional commentary
- bros in chat translating
- original audio crystal clear

feels like a watch party

>>717714189
Baka

Huh, mushroom game is cute.

>>717714640
also pretty boring

this commentator has asmr voice jfc im napping

>>717714434
>>717714189

>>717714690
cope

Ah, so that's what the freakish floating point scaling error with the flower was for.

>>717714683
It's comfy latenight shit for me, it's 3am here.
I enjoy games like these normally, but they're unfortunately magnets for 'those' people so speedruns make the wine go sour, so to speak.
Bless Japan for being normal.

>had to make a side trip because he fucked up and missed a purple crystal
Whoopsie.

>>717716021
At least he realized he missed it in time.

>>717716086
Yeah, that could have been a very bad time loss if he realized too late.

>>717676934
>What were they thinking?

Speedrunning

Fuck I missed a lot of it already, how was Metal Max 2, did anyone watch it

>>717716370
ピーピーピー/10
The game couldn't handle how hard it was glitched.

>>717713578
Why did you post a faggot in response

>>717716370
The entire screen was glitch puke the whole time and nothing made any sense.

I keep hearing zelda menu noises

>>717716436
Hilarious

>>717716370
Very glitchy with funny sounds and visuals and menuing shenanigans but a lot of it was walking in circles for bounties.

This mushroom is a bit of a menace, with how many things it keeps blowing up.

>>717717184
You can't claim to be a fun guy without liking explosions

>>717717295
CARLOS

>>717716546
meds

Smushi is home

>>717718172
I can't believe it only took Smushi an hour to get back from Hokkaido.

Cute Rchans

BATTLE DOME

Please tell me someone got a screenshot of him holding up the plushies to the camera

>>717719348
All you get

The guy on the right is jobbing hard. He needs to work on his BATTLE DOMEing.

>>717719376
SET HER FREE

>>717720436
He's just making sure that this competition is CHO EXCITING.

Id like to see more games like this and less cinemaslop

>>717721265
okay

I can't even tell which one of the flippers is supposed to be the player
Exciting!!

>>717721773
1P, which is to say red.

>>717721838
Yeah I finally confirmed it in the angel stage where the rest of the characters had halo's
So both of the runners have just been choking on a single stage for like 20 minutes

Mercy kill.

>they gave up
Exciting...?

CHO EXCITING failure. I'm glad they pull out shitposts like this, even if it doesn't end well.

>>717722110
GDQ should have more humility and shame

>>717722110
final exciting...

Cool getup

Cute intermission

I missed it

Crowbros our time has come

baking
Japan or Jpapan?
Also, RTA or RTA/BSG

>>717723114
RTA in Japan Summer 2025

>>717723114
RTA in Japan, OP here typo'd
Don't lump it with other events that aren't even happening right now.

>>717723114
Include English restream in OP

>>717723679
>>717723679
>>717723679
mig
>>717723496
>>717723261
I know it was a typo but depending on the day, it could add more "soul" to the thread or whatever