Thread 718484554

>-1 HP
>-1 HP
>-1 HP
>-1 HP

>reduces HP on use
>slowly but permanently damages fatigue
>temporarily buffs INT
>regenerates mana
Its tough being a wizard.

>>718484554 (OP)
>charisma +1

>>718484554 (OP)
stick rpg bros...

>>718484554 (OP)
i'd like to see it implemented in a game as
>roll a d1000
>if the value is 2-10, reduce the size of the next d1000 by 1 (stacks)
>if the value is 1, gain a disease that lowers your max hp by 1 every x in-game days

>>718484967
True

>>718485042
based

>>718484554 (OP)
Atom RPG does this
You can actually kill NPCs by giving them a bunch of cigs

>>718485025
>Hold L1 to conceptualize the aroma

man I could use a smoke right now

im speedrunning

>>718484554 (OP)
I want to try smoking cigarettes, which one is the best?

>>718485197
Will you give me something useful if I complete this sidequest for you?

>>718484554 (OP)
WHOA-HOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718484554 (OP)
I have more a problem with how expensive it is. At least destroy your body WITHOUT funding the jews.

>>718484967
Not when you're anywhere near the stench.

>>718485252
The uninstall wizard

>>718485252
Don't be retarded.

>>718485238
>nicotine powered matter replicator

>+50% attack/movement speed but -50% HP

dare you?

>>718485408
type of shit that turns boys into men

>>718484554 (OP)
>cuts damage per tick down to 0.5
>buts adds random chance of mysterious illness

>>718485408
>+50% movement speed

ya, because you'll be naruto running to the nearest toilet to shit out your guts

>smoke ONE (1) cigarette
>get cancer
>take extremely expensive cancer medicine
>repeat
being cool ain't easy

>>718485408
The black oil is the most disturbing part.

>>718485252
american spirit black box

>>718485696
just kill yourself at that point, god clearly wants you dead

>>718485257
5 good boy points.

>>718485775
zesty

>>718485775
Is that a dyke and a homo, two dykes, or two homos?

>>718484747
>>temporarily buffs INT
>>regenerates mana
more like
>temporarily removes debuff affecting INT and mana regen

>>718485898
dw about it

>>718485898
Those are obviously men, are yo u retarded?

>>718485408
Is he using motor oil?

Post scenes that inspired you to start smoking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUVOW6aR2Y

>>718485758
No time to die I've got work to do.

>>718485984
>men
those are bucks, homie

+5 Agility
+5 Speech

>>718485238
Holy kek I love video games

>>718484967
>Only works when CHA is above 70

>>718484554 (OP)
>AFFLICTED
>-20% max HP
>-50% max endurance
>*wheeze* *wheeeeze*
>[HEADACHE WARNING HEADACHE WARNING HEADACHE WARNING]
>you are over encumbered your movement speed has been reduced to 10% you are over encum-
>wiki warns about this trash consumable
>millions do it anyway

>>718484554 (OP)
Drunk cigarettes are amazing, and smoking 1 cigarette every other week won’t hurt you
Just don’t be a retard and get addicted

>>718484554 (OP)
>smells like shit
>gives you cancer
>doesn't even get you high or anything
I'll never understand smoking.

>>718484554 (OP)
More like -1 Max HP

>>718485408
What is this man thinking? "Happy to serve"?

>>718486416
>>doesn't even get you high or anything

>>718486416
>tastes good
>looks cool
>easy way to socialize

>>718486416
It does get you “high” but smokers don’t call it that because then you’d call it a drug, which it is, addictive, carcinogenic and habit forming.

If you don't smoke you're not a real American, you're not even a real man

>>718486369
i cant do both or i get super tired and pass out

Friendly reminder of a very well replicated study:
>sitting for multiple hours per day increases chance of early death, and reduces overal life expectancy
>this is NOT effected by daily exercise
>this is NOT effected by good sleep pattern and sleep time
>this is NOT effected by healthier diet
>just daily sitting literally makes you die earlier, even if you do everything else right

>>718485252
The ones you get in rations from the 1940s

>>718484747
>>temporarily buffs INT
Wait do people actually think smoking makea you temporarily smarter? Wtf I have never heard of this myth before, surely it is bullshit, right?

>>718486567
That’s just because you haven’t had enough to drink. It tires you out before you get an energy buff.

>muh life expectancy
do you really wanna live a long life? be honest

>>718486569
I sit like 19 hours a day, wonder by how many years that has reduced my lifespan

>>718486585
nicotine very mildly and very temporarily boosts cognitive ability but that slowly erodes after dependency kicks in
then you're just playing catch up with withdrawal so it's more like
>I smoke so I get rid of the brain fog
and not
>I smoke to do math and physics and shit

>>718486569
>effected

>>718486254
also, works on people with INT<50, people affected by the drunk debuff and people with the smoker trait

>>718486138
I want to fuck that buck

>Buy better equipment
>six inches into the next dungeon better equipment drops
>old equipment can be sold for 0.00001% of value

>>718486647
>energy buff
from alcohol or or smoke? i can feel my whole body slow down when smoking.alcohol barely does anything anymore

>>718486750
Which coincidentally happens to be every attractive girl on the planet

>>718484554 (OP)
+1 COGNITION
+1 CONCENTRATION

>>718486369
>Drunk cigarettes are amazing
Yes.
>and smoking 1 cigarette every other week won’t hurt you
I dunno about that but limiting yourself to 1-3 cigs a week definitely keeps the buzz from each individual cig stronger. And it keeps the addiction at bay.

What is it about smoking that makes you want to suck on a paper

>>718486369
why smoke at all at this point?

>>718486695
Just walk around, clean your room, walk the dog, garden, do light moving activities every day, and you get FREE TIME.

>>718486664
Not him, but it's not so much as having a long life as it is not having to suffer through that life if I can avoid it. I don't want to be slowly and painfully killed by self-imposed health problems. We have enough naturally occurring health problems and other stuff to deal with, I wouldn't want to make life even harder.

>>718484554 (OP)
every cigarette takes 17 minutes of your life
every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes of your life

>>718486846
fucking based cat, fuck gooks

>>718486978
>free time for spending time

nicotine prevents dementia and alzheimer, it kills parasites and smokers get ill less often. Cancer is mostly genetics.

>>718486975
to be a faggot and boast about it to impress other underage faggots
real rizz aura alpha phonk type beat stuff

>>718487060
>spend 20 minutes to clean the apartment
>get back 20 minutes in old age time
>get to have a clean apartment

The only downside is trading 20 minute of "young man time" for 20 minutes of "old man time" might not be equivalent.

>>718487096
my doctor says it's actually good for you

>>718486978
This is another case of statistical horse shit. People who sit a lot are often also fucking fat and have a bunch of unhealthy habits, which kills them early. So these geniuses then look at their bar charts and are like "HOLY SHITTO SITTING KILLS U"

>>718486416
The way I heard it Nicotine forcefully stimulates your Dopamine production.
This also causes your Dopamine receptors to burn out.

Has anyone afflicted with cocksucking aka judaism, beaten it?

I'm leaning toward "tough love" as in you light up I bash you. But i'm willing to have a better solution than killing cops keeping this highly effective solution in play.

>>718487096
why would I ever have a parasite

>>718486846
why tho, are they not the owners?

>>718487196
This poster is having a schizophrenic moment

>>718487175
These were all accounted for.
Fat people who sit all day die earlier than fat people who don't.
Fit people who sit all day die earlier than fit people who don't.
etc, etc.

Accounting for all variables they could think of, people who sit more live less.

>>718487226
if you miss your daily dose of ivermectin

>>718487096
based truth teller

>>718487226
you probably already have parasites and don't even know it

>>718487226
>why would I ever have a parasite
If you have pets, or you eat ass there's a high chance of having parasites. You can also get them easily if you spend a lot of time outdoors and you bathe in rivers and shit.

My dad is a chain smoker, worked three jobs for almost 20 years, so almost 20 years no sleep, chugs energy drinks and recently had 90 kilos dropped on his head. Somehow in significantly better health than my very fit and active mother. I recently found out he's getting targetted ads for reverse mortgages so now my mom is setting up a will so I get her half and stop him from fucking me over.

>>718486569
oh no
and i still had so much to live for

>>718486585
I smoked in college almost exclusively to help me focus in my hardest Calculus class. I would smoke a single cigarette before class and it would both wake me up and make me a little less anxious; I believe both of those effects are pretty well documented. I mainly picked it up because I became suicidal and instead of just offing myself immediately decided to pick up a few risky life-threatening behaviors for the slow-burn suicide, smoking being the main one. But I passed Calculus, graduated, and quit smoking. Never really got addicted to them since everyone I knew gave me shit about smoking (rightfully so) even when I mostly only did it alone and away from people.

>>718487096
Anecdotal and you should probably fact check me here, but my friend who is a physician's assistant for cancer junk says he sees a bunch of younger adult men now with lung/throat cancers and they all are dudes that vape a ton.

>>718484554 (OP)
You wouldn't get it...

>>718485521
So far we still have no fucking idea about the long term effects of vaping. Not a single damn idea about what 25 or something years of huffing glycerol and propylene glycol mixed with shitload of god knows what does to a human bean. I just hope it won't be worse than tobacco. no, I don't do any of this shit

>>718486569
meaningless study if you have to sit to earn money or else you die in like a week, homeless and poor

>>718485775
'cardo!

>>718487435
because vapers are made in china and they have all sort of industrial waste and microplastics on them. And since they are a recent trend there aren't many studies about them.

>>718485332
Buy indian tobacco, like $15 gets you 2 and a half cartons worth.
>>718485252
Anything from Daughters and Ryan, probably have to order it off the internet.
>>718486585
Nicotine is a stimulant anon

>>718487096
cancer is mostly additives

>>718487196
i stopped smoking two years ago, cause going out to get a pack was too bothersome. i smoked 2-3 small packs (40 to 60 nigs) a weak for 15 years and stopped smoking cold turkey cause i'm lazy.

>>718484554 (OP)
>smelly obese fuck likely to die of heart failure before hitting 40 tells me that smoking is unhealthy

>>718486978
>using AI summary to prove your point
Come on
>just do these things everyday
You just said none of these things affect what sitting does to your lifespan.

>>718487226
>he doesn't know

>>718487671
>Nicotine is a stimulant anon
This is why people with ADHD genuinely can benefit from nicotine
I'm not a huge fan of taking a dose of meth daily, and nicotine is a safer alternative longterm

>>718486846
Just pick the cat up? Hold it by the back of its neck.

>>718485252
Camels

been puffing stogies since i was 17
im now 32
they are the greatest gift the gods have given us

>>718485775
>>718487576
kek

>smoke cigarette
>get raped immediately

>>718487593
I will never understand the stupidity of some people inhaling shit directly into their lung from something they bought off temu.

I bought a couple cigars after playing mgs3 and rewatching American Psycho (yes unironically) and I don't get the appeal really. Caffeine gives you much more energy, with cigars you sit on your ass for an hour puffing and coming in stinking, not to mention the myriad health effects. Cigarettes are the same but it's 10 minutes every 2 hours instead of an hour. Just eat junk food, jack off, and drink coffee if you want to feel good

>>718487226
You know I actually heard about some recent theory that the rise in allergies is suspected to be caused by the fact that we don't get parasites anymore. Our immune systems have parts dedicated to fighting parasites, which never get used, so the rest of our systems can become more sensitive and react more harshly to random foods that normally wouldn't produce a reaction. It's like all the parasite-fighting budget gets rolled over to the rest of the immune system teams.

>>718488015
>catnigger
>retarded
Many such cases!

>>718485834
hi dad

>>718488015
Tabacco definitely gives you a kind of "high" when you don't have tolerance to it at all. Maybe you weren't puffing or inhaling on it right? The real problem with cigarette, cigar, dip, whatever tobacco is that the person eventually builds a tolerance where they don't even get the high anymore and do it just to satisfy an addiction.

>>718484554 (OP)
The biggest lie about smokes, alcohol, drugs and others is that it's true that it's bad for you physically but the social benefits you get from these far outweigh the cons. Knowing the right guy and nepotism outweighs skill certificates and graduates 100 to 1.

>>718487303
I asked for anti-cocksucking. Not nigger noise.

Destroying brains when pleasureable is likely more body doing something to unfuck you, than aid. Unfuck feels good probably. You aren't doing it, but it done for you. Which atrophies you.

But lying to you substitutes are body reporting success, too probably.

You don't matter. You're attack in whatever form, even if you offered something good.

You are a coward.

I ask for solutions because I want to save lives, so resources can be spent elsewhere. More lives saved.

You are against that, so you are their murderer, and your own.

Some nigger kike afflicted gook scum have been acosted by your kind, believe your bullshit will is accepting parasitism as authority. Wrong as reality.

I think they might be somewhat like children and the easiest way to stop them wasting resources keeping them alive is to grab them. Hit them. Yell at them. Make taking drugs mean getting their ass kicked. They have no balls, infected with you. An example with balls might show them that is in charge. Your suggestion, just temptation. They know what right is, just have to get angry at you cowards and do it. Hate you. Fight you. Win.

>>718488015
If you don't get it you don't get it, genetics or something idk

>>718485775
My stomach is on fire just looking at that garbage

>>718488183
I was drinking and smoking at the same time and all it did was feel good for a few minutes then I was nauseated for 2 hours after. It was not worth it

>>718484747
wait it is true that permanently damages fatigue? i'm i fucked if i try to start running?

>>718488206
knowing the right people PLUS having the right skills > knowing the right people but having no skills

>>718487945
doesn't work, cat will turn around and shred you

>>718485408
mmm yummy eggshells

>>718488206
cigarettes networking might have been a thing 30 years ago, or if you work in garbage disposal or some low tier service work, and even those have moved on to coke
heroin and little girls are the big boy club and you can't edge your way into those like a tryhard fag

>>718488327
you're doing permament damage to your lungs. no ifs, butts or jodles

>>718486846
>When you throw those little niggers from Heavy Metal Fakk2 in the water.

>>718487953
Most of my memories puffing cigars with bros are great, except I usually felt pretty sick afterwards because I would finish the whole thing.

>>718488015
I get what you mean. Cigars are nice if you want to dedicate a big chunk of time to sitting and meditating or chatting with a friend. I used to smoke them while camping or with my roommate sitting on the back of my truck talking late into the night. Pipes also fill that same niche, and I keep one in a box for the odd time I feel the urge every few years to smoke a little.

Cigarettes, I would smoke while walking to school or when I just needed a quick break from some stressful task or situation. It's like having a stick of jerky versus going out for steak. Sometimes that's better.

>has to put a warning for smoking
>brutally murdering people is completely fine, no warning needed
Why is vidya like this?

>>718486569
this makes me glad i was such an sperg about sitting, i would always choose to stand when i could

>>718488486
It's called SOVL

>>718488486
murdering other people isn't necessary bad for your health

>>718486585
this retard thinks people just inhale smoke for fun

>>718484554 (OP)
Masturbation is a much better type of addiction. Porn is practically free. You can do it anywhere as long as you have a your dick and imagination. Strengthens your ability to procreate.

Cigarette smoking is as much a working class shibboleth as golf is an upper class.

I'm convinced every single smoker since the effects of tobacco on the human body became well documented has suffered from mental retardation. Why else would they keep paying big tobacco to keep poisoning themselves with something they knew they would become addicted to?

>>718488407
been smoking for years and never leaving the house or exercising my whole life, went on vacation with my family from my mom's side. All my cousins are athletes, swimmers, do calisthenics etc. They asked me to play a game where we see who holds his breath underwater the most. Smoked (heh) every single on of them. Big health has been lying to you, smoking gives you better lung capacity

>>718488639
Big cope
Things that didn't happen for 500, alex

>>718488581
People inhale smoke because they are addicted, anon. As to why they start to begin with it is to fit in socially. Smoking is the ultimate npc trap alongside alcohol.

for me? it's pipe smoking

>>718488639
and then everybody clapped
>>718488704
how the fuck do you guys know my name?

>>718484554 (OP)
Mild chance of cool genius. Smoking makes you into an intellectual, everybody knows that.

>>718488327
Bro you're inhaling plant tar and carcinogenic microparticles into the organ that is directly responsible for transferring oxygen from the air into your body. What the fuck did you think would happen?

>>718488206
>Knowing the right guy and nepotism outweighs skill certificates and graduates 100 to 1.
This is completely true, but I wouldn't say drugs are exactly the same. Some drugs fuck you up irreparably, even ones that start out "harmless" or are actually net-beneficial for you in some way. Like painkillers are fucking great for making it through surgeries and shit, but people ruin their lives becoming an opioid couch-potato all the time. Alcohol is great for socializing, but drink a little too much and you can easily look like a complete fool and ruin all of that to the point that no one wants to drink with you again. Seen it happen multiple times at various business events. Someone is being funny, the life of the party, and then says or does something a little bit out of pocket and then gets a talking-to from HR or outright fired because of it, leaving a lot of people with the impression that they're an alcoholic or whatever, even if they usually don't drink at all.

>>718488620
It's just that fucking cool, my guy

>>718488594
>Strengthens your ability to procreate.
lol

>>718488740
Shouldn't lego sure their ass?

>he fell for jewish propaganda that smoking tobacco is bad
Retard

>>718488740
Literally the worst possible option for smoking tobacco
It doesn't have a filter

>>718488486
People idolize fictional characters. They imitate what they see on screen. There’s even a “Solid Snake” method to keep a conversation going where you repeat what the last person said as a question.
>I’m going to the park this weekend
>The park, huh?
But people are much less to commit real world violence from playing video games and studies have proven this.

>>718488639
had a similar thing happen with friends lmao but come the fuck on we both know that's bullshit
I can't even walk up a flight of stairs without having a stroke

>>718488704
>>718488752
happened literally 3 days ago, I should mention that i have very high pain tolerance so i could handle my lungs burning for longer than the average guy. Whenever i smoke weed, i sometimes "forget" to breathe and stay a long ass time without breathing and strangely it doesn't hurt as much as it does when i'm sober so that might have helped me in a way.

>5 trillion people saying smoking isn't le bad or is actually good for you
Is /v/ just this contrarian? Did some kind of shilling agency take notice?

>Bro you don't get it, I am addicted to this thing that gives me cancer and kills me because it feels good!

Smokers are natures filter.

>>718488312
It's not permanent but it does take a while and you have to keep at exercising.
t. used to smoke a pack a day, quite entirely, and now run a 5k three time a week plus weight lifting

>>718486416
you'll never understand a cigarette with a cold drink after a filling lunch. Or a cigarette with coffee in the morning to get you through the day. I live for those small moments

>>718488063
How can I slash the governmental budget of my body?

>>718487714
That helps.

Maybe make it progressively harder to buy cancer. An other alternative preferred thats easier. Play into the thirst for ease. Get it from not being close to smokes.

IE: Take smoker away from source of smokes. Make sure they can't stock up.
Little adventures, and too much fucking around to get some, after, or throughout.

Avoid places that sell them. Make a scenic route free of poison.

Keep people ovcupied with better things.

I offered someone movies, and a girl to fuck, and they still chose cigarettes.

Have to do some stuff for them. Give an idea, do it, take them along. Not let them steer until it wont be to smokes. Fuck them (disregard protests). Show them something. Thanked when you did. See their shit was stupid and woukd have made them miss out on something worth memory. A smoke is just a craving ended temporarily, not even much a fix.

Shrink cunt said in her sales pitch to some seminar I subscribed to then cancelled seconds/minutes later: that 80% of the physical cravings are over after 4 hours or whatever. Could be bullshit. But there is a point there that it's you convincing yourself you need something after you physically crave it.

>>718488931
>anon has brain damage and is gay
sad

>>718488594
Where's the one where they say they're male.

>>718488992
it's bad for you but doesn't immediately kill you and everyone around you like most non-smoker think
Hell I would say it's good for your mental health

>>718489057
one of those statements is a fact

I don't need health advise from straightedge pussy-free losers on /v/, the only time my doctor told me to quit smoking was after I had a surgery in the face- and neck area, to prevent the scarred tissue from dying off due to bad blood circulation or something

>>718486585
Mostly it just clears your head because addicts can't think while they're craving.

>+50 hp
>+2 hp/sec for 30 minutes

>>718489132
okay scarface

>>718489052
you're writing like a mad schizo, but your actually correct

>>718489092
Actually I smonked one fag and me and everyone in a 10km radius died.

>>718488859
lol
lmao

what's next you can drink water if it isn't full of fluoride?

>>718486569
>well replicated study
Doubt, there have been many replicated studies on how little studies have been replicated in the past few decades

>>718486585
NTA but it really helps as a pick me up, like coffee or energy drinks. Helps clear off the mental fog for wageslaving.

Could also be cancer is good for you. Cells wanting to stay alive.
Pollution makes that a problem. The will to live longer is optimal.

Need to minimise/eliminate/clean polution.

>>718488992
COVID-19 made conspiracy theories mainstream, and now people don't trust common sense, if the source is the government.
Prepare for creationism to make a return. Satan put fake dinosaur bones in the ground to make us sin.

>>718488859
- you don't draw the smoke into your lungs
- 50% of factory pipes do in fact have filter chambers anyway

I trust an occasional pipe session over daily cigarettes with a 1/2" of paper to help you feel safe

>>718486569
>Test based on people born 1934 to 1954.

>>718486569
>lays down
what now faggot?

>>718489178
I don't even care, I'm just glad I didn't die and didn't get partial facial paralysis back then

i only pick the most obscure brand

>>718489295
Provided you aren’t a bot you are deeply retarded

>>718487096
Cancer is an everyday occurrence, everybody develops cancers all throughout their lives even children. Your immune system kills the cancerous cells but when you get old your system gets less effective so cancerous cell go undetected and grow, various obvious factors increase the likelihood of your cells going cancer as well as reduce your immunity's capacity for detecting such cells.

>>718489308
It not going into your lungs means it will just show up somewhere else. Has paramedic taught you nothing?

>>718488594
Ah so this is the original, I thought it was actually about traps.

>>718485717
Meh, I thought so too but hypothetically it could also just be soi sauce.

>>718489316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8tE6zSPJ7w

>>718489295
>Satan put fake dinosaur bones in the ground to make us sin.
This but unironically.

>>718486458
Most jeets don't have an inner monologue

>>718486569
HOLY SHIT I'M SITTING RIGHT NOW!

>>718488992
stop being an extremist, smoking has a shitton of downsides (and they outweigh the positives, imo) but it has some benefits as well

>>718487945
I don't think you're supposed to hold an adult cat like that.
I would take of t-shirt and wrap the cat when picking it up, unless I want to hurt it with a kick.

>>718488594
>h cup
heroin cup?

>>718487530
smoking on hot plastic probably gets you higher than whatever is in the vape

>>718486569
That’s bullshit. My dad and grandma are lazy as shit. My grandma never worked and smoked like a chimney. Lived to 97. My dad is the same way. Sits on his ass all day eating junk food. Perfect bloodwork. Meanwhile people who run daybreak, never smoke or eat processed foods, die of cancer at 55. It’s all about genetics.

>>718489462
>oral cancer 5-year survival rate : 50-60%
>lung cancer 5-year survival rate : 28%
that's without going into detail about the harmful effects of simply having smoke and tar in your lungs

>mfw on 50mg anavar a day, 1g caffeine a day, 500mg test e a week and 2-3 grams of coke on the weekends
what are my stats bros?

>>718489695
>"i know a tall chinaman" argument
>in big 2025

How hard is it for people to not smoke or drink?

>>718489262
This but unironically. Caffeine and nicotine improve your competitiveness in the rat race.

>>718489695
>That’s bullshit. My dad and grandma are lazy as shit. My grandma never worked and smoked like a chimney. Lived to 97
how's your grandpa doing

>>718489695
Trump only eats McDonald's and sleeps 4 hrs per night, he's spry as all hell for his age. It's probably a lot in genes.

Is smoking after sex really a thing?

what buffs and debuffs does jacking off get you other than ass cancer prevention

>>718489947
I dunno, I've never checked

>>718489947
Could a pussy queef have enough force to puff a cig?

>>718485053
>it's getting an anime
fuck yeah

>>718489650
I might be wrong but a lot of vape mods are made of steel or whatever, at least when it's not the cheapest shit possible.

>>718489810
Live’s too shitty to remove what little pleasure ciggies and alcohol provide. Besides, zoomoids are consuming tobacco and alcohol much less than other generations, so don’t worry.

>>718489947
No
Only the most disgusting slobs smoke inside their house let alone their bed

>>718489695
Yeah but more dads and grandmas who have similar lifestyles to yours die than those who have healthier lifestyles. What now, anecdotal retard?

>>718489947
idk why it ever was, if anything I'd want to smoke before

>>718490051
Is it fucking actually? That's the best thing I've heard all month.
Do we know which studio is doing it?

>>718489947
Smoking together with a woman you love in a post-coital bliss is a great experience

>>718489947
i do after fucking my sex doll.
fucking-higher blood pressure
smoking lowers it-feels good

Why is smoking regaining popularity?

>>718488216
I wouldn't be able to create a post like this even if I wanted to. Neither can AI, I imagine. Schizoposts could be the ultimate reverse turing test.

>>718490171
existential crisis

>>718490167
what
smoking causes higher blood pressure retard

>>718489947
same reason as smoking after a big meal
dopamine dessert

>>718490171
it isn't

>>718485408
>handles everything with his hands, cross-contaminating literally everything he touches
>and that's not even considering whether or not his hands are clean to begin with
>oil so black it looks like it came out of a car engine
>wads egg into raw meat paste, seasons with random shit (containing dried meat paste and egg from last customers)
>wipes hands off side of pan and tosses it back into meat paste pile
>round two into tarpit oil
The fuck are Indians' stomachs made out of? Not only are you rolling the dice on major tapeworms, but you're tasting whatever nasty shit he's frying that in.

>>718490171
Seems like virtually every single zoomer is vaping but I never seen them smoke actual cigs

>>718490171
says who
smokes are out, vapes are in

>>718490171
It isn't. The fact that you are perceiving a notion of popularity on 4chan, the land of contrarians, is a telling sign.

>>718490171
>regaining popularity
Source?

>>718490171
nobody is smoking though

>>718486569
i ain't buying it
how in the genuine fuck are you testing this and getting meaningful information

>>718490281
no it doesnt

>>718490297
I'm convinced that all Indians are being controlled by parasites that they're born with due to their filthy living conditions
Hence why they can be so insect-like

>>718489947
after I'm done gooning I take a shower, and then smoke a ciggie or two on my balcony, accompanied by a glass of wine or a cold beer

>>718490381
google says otherwise

>buzzfeed: GENERATION Z IS SMOKING LESS? HERE'S 30 THEORIES AS TO WHY
>meanwhile they're all just vaping
anyway video games

>>718490492
>AI

whats with /v/iggers trying to get me to smoke? are they getting paid by zion? smokers smells like shit, their teeth are all yellow and rotten and they are annoying adicted retards, just like weed faggots

>>718488292
The niggers or the food?

>>718488859
First of all pipe filters are a think you fucking retard
Two you're not even supposed to actually inhale pipe tobacco, you do it like you would do with a cigar.

>>718490171
"aura farming"

>>718490569
No one is trying to get you to do anything. Get over yourself.

>>718490569
no ones trying to get you smoke uncle

>>718490569
we want to drag you down to our level
that's why we are so anti work, anti family

>>718486569
>very well replicated study
>doesn't post the source
You're the dumbest gorilla nigger I have witnessed today

>>718486585
it kills braincells

>>718490128
Couldn't find any info on it but it's being produced by the original artist atleast

>>718488327
It doesn't, if you train regularly

>>718490569
>getting coerced into vices by anime image board posters

I'm different. It won't happen to me.

>2025
>Not smoking cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentaIIy handicapped, or both?

>b-but it can kill you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addictive!!!

It's not, as long as you aren't underage and you can smoke in moderation.

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack everyday, you fucking peat-gavel?

>>718490569
You should not smoke, its highly addictive and is proven to cause cancer, a fact cigarette companies tried to keep buried for years.

>>718490896
Don't you want to be cool, kid? Everyone is doing it so don't be a wimp

>>718490569
>post is a joke about a video game trope
>DA JOOS ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME SMOKE WEED AND SUCK DICKS
it's time to get a job, son.

>>718490786
That instills a bit of confidence in me. Still I hope it's a half-decent studio.

>>718484554 (OP)
>>718485104
Came here to post this. It's fucking hilarious. Technically it's not an exploit as it uses the same in-game mechanism as e.g. healing - except the item in question here affects HP negatively. Hence why you can "overdose" them on cigarettes. Though it certainly takes a while to amass the required amount.

>>718490297
also why they prefer the designated shitting streets, saves a lot of time and money.

smoking turns you into an aylium

>>718490569
no bobby, papa jewberg already put all the labels in the package so you know it's a big no no

>>718489295
I can't believe the world looked to /pol/ for hidden truths, i didn't even believe Qanons were a thing for many years. I probably trolled someone at one point and it wrecked his life but not in a funny way like with mustard gas. Why would they believe my posts? Am i a hero of discernment?
Cigarettes have shit tobacco in them by the way, go smoke better stuff like even the cheapest pipe tobacco you can find for some months and then come back to cigs. I guarantee it will suddenly taste like ash.

>>718490936
interesting how cancer warnings have killed tobacco use, but alcohol's effects on the liver and colon are given a free pass

I smoke tobacco and weed, I also drink alcohol, somehow this makes americans seethe

>>718484554 (OP)
Sorry, but I'm too lazy to get the thermal goggles. I'll stick with my cigs thanks.
At least SOMEONE on my radio team approves.

>>718490929
You will never be white.

>>718486189
-5 to speech. People on coke talk a lot, but it's all completely inane and annoying bullshit nobody wants to hear.

>>718490929
this anon is seriously bragging about being working-class

>>718491318
falseflaggest post ever

>>718491271
I don't need an expert to tell me what that shit does to your face because I saw it happen around me in real time.

>>718490936
I'd say the main difference is second-hand smoke. If someone is drinking alcohol at another table near you in a restaurant, you probably won't even notice. If someone stealthily lights a cigarette on the opposite side of the room. Smoking has always gotten pushback from non-smokers, and as fewer people smoke, no amount of propaganda or lobbying from big tobacco was able to beat it. Alcohol, other other, doesn't really get that much pushback. Like no one is gonna get up, go across the restaurant to tap you on the shoulder and say, "Excuse me, could you pour that beer out? My kids and pregnant wife are here and I don't want them to be exposed." But you should absolutely expect that with smoking.

>>718490929
This, if smoking is so bad then why was it something everyone did for hundreds of years? Why did it get stigmatized when Femnoids started to get the vote? And why the fuck are you still trusting the bull peddled by so called “medical professionals”? Wake the fuck up and open your eyes.

>>718491606
meant for >>718491213

>-25 hp
>-5 hp
>-5 hp
>-5 hp
>-30 hp
>-15 hp
>-35 hp
>-50 hp

>>718491476
How did he go down so fast?

>>718491476
>passes out in 8 seconds

huh?

>>718491683
What the fuck

>>718491606
a drunktard is far more likely to kill someone else than a smoker ever would

>>718490569
You will smoke ze zigarrets and you will be happy

>>718484554 (OP)
>Permanent debuff to overall lung capacity the longer you use it
>Ingame activities such as running/swimming become harder and drain stamina faster
>No longer receive the "deep breath" perk

>>718491683
Probable nobody's helping because the kid's obviously dead.

>>718484554 (OP)
I can see the laser traps tho.

>>718485252
American spirit yellows

>>718491839
Everyone knows this. But it's still true that no one is gonna walk up to you and lecture you to pour out your beer inside an Applebee's.

>>718491683
>all those people passing by doing nothing
only chinks are this soulless

>>718484747
>>temporarily buffs INT
what you're doing essentially is meditation but while inhaling shitsmoke

>>718491476
What the fuck was in that sandwich, cyanide?

>>718484967
It only makes you more attractive if you're already really attractive.
Nobody thinks it's attractive when it's fugly men doing it.

smoking is cool as fuck

>>718492078
You're right, at least Westerners would have stopped to whip their phone out to record it.

>>718492262
>fugly people are unattractive
wow thanks sherlock

>>718491271
>The people who smoke think anti-smoking is a conspiracy out to get them.
>The people who don't smoke think that big tobacco is propaganda out to get them.
Damn, we really can't stop getting oppressed, can we?

>>718492262
>not crushing on obese salarymen ripping cigs and drinking soda
you aren't American

>>718490338
i follow tons of zoomers on twitter and they all romanticize smoking

>>718485775
I wish had fun while eating just like that, fuck, I envy those noggots

>>718490053
vaping doesn't have the soul it used to. there used to be anise/black licorice favors that had to be used with glass tanks because it would eat through plastic and no one sells it anymore.

>>718484554 (OP)
Despite the HP drain the cigs cannot actually kill in MGS

>>718484967
>>718492262
>It only makes you more attractive if you're already really attractive.
it doesn't even do that, it just makes you look more attainable. it's like how women who engage in nerd hobbies get tons of attention from desperate average dudes
>wow, she's hot, but she's also trashy. maybe she'll actually fuck me

>>718485252
American Spirit Blue, but why would you wanna start?

>>718486369
>>718486896
well said.

>>718491054
>Thank you.
He's just like me...

I respect people who smoke, but not those who pretend it’s not harming them. Obvious stuff, but worth repeating

I will now start smoking just to spite autistic/v/

>>718489640
Breast size anon.

>>718485775
I love the head shake, like he's in fucking disbelief
>holy moly, you combined the cheese and the macaroni. brilliant move chef, that's so you

>2015
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied at school, mentally disabled, or both?
>b-but you can die from it
So? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>you get addicted!!!
You don’t, if you’re not underage and know how to smoke in moderation.
>i-it costs money!!!
Who’s forcing you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-brained idiot.

>>718490929
>>718493160
you ruined it

>>718493072
>51% of /v/ is against smoking
>better start smoking
/v/ isn't contrarian, /v/ is true neutral

>>718485252
For me it's Winston Blues

>>718491715
>>718491741
>>718492249
Depending on how bad you're choking, you'll pass out it around 10 seconds.

>>718490724
google it
there are many variants

>>718493225
damn, missed it somehow. guess i'll harakiri

>>718493442
Can't choke if not breathing. I hold my breath and force it down using a nearby dildo.

>>718486846
>when the toxotransmosis debuff keeps missing so you gotta change tactics

>>718493123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6MHzn4IRJE

>>718486846
Who was in the wrong here?

>>718485775
he cooks AND TAKES IT UP THE ASS
wish my gf did that....

>>718485025
I really like the smell of cigarette smoke, but the smell of it on someone’s clothes is just awful. It smells like poverty.

>>718493979
Chinks are subhuman

>>718491054
>>718493026
Same vibes.

>>718493123
If you're ever in China/Taiwan, you should talk about macaroni and cheese if you wanna blow someone's mind. Most of them have never heard of it and think it's the most repulsive-sounding concept that they'll think you're fucking with them at first. They don't really have dairy over there, so the idea of covering an entire noodle dish in nothing but cheese sounds crazy.

>>718491054
In fallout tactics there's this mission with mechanical laser turrets and you can just feed them drugs until they die from heart failure. Crazy how that works.

>>718486975
Nicotine is really great if you moderate it like that.

>>718484554 (OP)
Quit right around seven years ago, so I should be in the clear for health-related shit. I’ve always heard that your body is essentially a completely different entity than it was seven years ago, because all the cells have been replaced.

>>718494086
why does he look like a heroin addict?

>>718494627
then vape instead, faggot

Can you even call yourself a man if you don't smoke?

just eat peppermint retards
it's also a stimulant

>>718494643
He looks even worse recently, those clips are from over 10 years ago. This pic is from 2021.

>>718494906
Ok grandpa, let’s get you back to bed

>5/6 a day
How dead am I?

>>718495030
who are you sonny
get your hands offa me
i fought in world war 2 on sony playstation and won a Medal of Honor™, you filthy negro, don't touch me
where's my walker

>>718484554 (OP)
>He didn't unlock the heisenberg buff

>>718495030
thanks, anon. you're such a good boy, do you have a girlfriend yet?

>>718485775
>-999 hp

>+1 SANITY
>+1 SANITY
>+1 SANITY

>-1 HP
>+1 HP
>-1 HP
>+1 HP
Name the game / off-topic activity

Every box of the Tobacco Conglomerate's new phylo-filter-tip cigarettes comes with three optional, experience-enhancing, additives available at the touch of a button. The Mint-o-matic button infuses your smoke with a menthol/eucalyptus/mint blend. The Kicker button adds a flavor-rich double dose of tar, nicotine, and carbon compounds. The Self-Cleaning coats your cigarette with a layer of smoke-depositing nanotech. As my testimony indicated the last time I stood before this committee, there is still no clear evidence that cigarette smoking is proven to be harmful to the health of the smoker. - Jack M. Sutton, Chief Executive Officer, Uplift Tobacco, 09-03-2112.

>He doesn't overlock his ciggies

I stopped smoking when I realized I could no longer take a full, deep breath. I haven't smoked for almost six years now because I can't get addicted to tobacco essentially allowing me to drop it or pick it up at will.

>>718494971
this nigga is fighting inner demons! how else you look like that while eating good??

>>718495464
exercise works by damaging muscles so that kinda counts

>>718492649
It's fishy as fuck that all these nanny state countries are trying to completely outlaw pigs for anyone born after a certain year, no matter how old that person is when they want to buy some.

Not for booze, weed, vape, or porn. But cigs. Probably because of the effect it has on testosterone

>>718495568
I stumbled a few times but finally quit for good last summer. I still smoke a joint once a week though.

>>718494547
>see cheese-flavored instant noodles in the store
>say "what the fuck who would ever eat that"
>realize it's just macaroni and cheese with asian squiggles on the box
>leave immediately and never return

>>718494776
that's bad for you too. Those nicotine sachets are good but delivers the buzz in a shitty way. Hard to explain to nonsmokers.

>>718495464
Online multiplayer games.

>>718495912
>I still smoke a joint once a week though.
You didn't quit.

>Tried a bunch of different cigarette brands
>Didn't feel anything so never got addicted
>Tried a bunch of different coffee brands
>Didn't feel anything so never got addicted

>>718496182
I know it's still bad. Weed and alcohol are the next addictions to go. Then after that I'll face the final boss of addictions. porn

Pipe tobacco>>>cigars>>>>>>smoking a literal dog turd>>>>>>>>>>cigarettes

>>718496424
>reddit pipes

>>718496057
Vaping is shit. You build up a tolerance to the high really quickly yet still someone end up consuming way more nitocine than you did from just smoking. I'm glad they banned that crap in my state, fucking Jeets were selling them to kids in their shitty smoke shops.

>>718496424
You know you're not supposed to inhale cigars, right? They should hardly even be on that ranking

>>718496586
>I'll attach "reddit" to it, that'll SHOW HIM!
*YAWN*

>>718495678
idk about outside the US, but:

>booze
has been tried before and resulted in the rise of the most powerful organized crime organizations in US history.

>weed
is still technically illegal for everyone in the country to possess or use, but is unenforced. Presumably, various politicians that could get it federally legalized either don't give enough of a shit to be known as "the weed guy" forever, are getting paid by big tobacco not to do so, or are saving it for a rainy day when they need to boost their popularity.

>vape
is still new enough that regulation hasn't caught up to it, but it will probably get lumped in with traditional smoking eventually. It's already illegal for kids to buy now, which wasn't a thing until relatively recently. Kids could purchase e-cigarettes in New York until 2013 as an example. Compare that to the lifespan of cigarettes in US society.

>porn
You haven't been paying much attention to the news or the enraged anons on here lately have you? That's probably for the best.

>>718496675
Cigars taste like crap. I though I could go back to an occasional cigar after smoking cigs for years but no way.

>>718496604
sounds like you should ban jeets instead

>>718496675
>He inhales the smoke
Enjoy your slow, gruesome, embarrassing death!

>>718496675
You still get nicotine from them plus they are much better tasting and not too expensive if you shop smart.

>>718487174
TRUST THE SCIENCE

>>718496775
>REDDIT YAWN

>>718497789
>*checks watch*
>*taps foot*

>>718485521
>Makes you look like a dumbass troglodite anyways
Why even bother when it's usually more expensive than regular tobacco?

>>718484747
>temporarily buffs INT
>regenerates mana
aka removes withdrawal effects

>>718485518
Then why isn't there a single pajeet who's a real man?

>>718498758
jeets don't smoke real cigarettes

Can't believe I smoked for so many years. Just the thought of it makes me feel ill now. I must have just wanted to die.

for me, it's

>>718484554 (OP)
Söy ass mf

>>718485775
That chicken looks terrifying, and I like spicy food.

>>718496932
Backwoods cigars are good

>>718485918
True, it just makes you less stressful.
don't forget the cumulative debuff if you don't consume it regularly, though

>>718498758
>>718498893
Ignore my post I thought you were replying to something else

>>718487950
99s for me. They're the perfect size for big lads like me. With the regular sized ones you take just a couple drags and the whole thing is a cherry. Wides are even worse because the airflow is shit.

>>718499469
Because it's artificially flavored crap. You know it's just a little bit of flavoring added to the part where your mouth goes right? The tobacco itself is does not taste like that.

>>718484554 (OP)
4 years ago my entire family except me got covid. The difference? I am the only smoker in the family. start smoking it kill any airborne disease that are present in your lungs

>>718486501
The "high" is lame and habit smokers aren't getting it unless they increase dose with dip or something

>>718499287
To me it almost looks like tandoori chicken, which is fucking excellent and not actually that spicy. A lot of authentic Indian/Himalayan/whatever restaurants will even use red food coloring on it. But I'm pretty sure that video is of fried chicken breaded with ground-up takis or flaming hot cheetos. Very low-brow but somewhat creative. Probably does taste pretty good.

>>718495423
>-1 SANITY
>-1 SANITY
>-1 SANITY

>>718496424
>Pipe tobacco
I got into pipe smoking this year after having owned a pipe for a decade without ever seriously smoking it.

god DAMN this shit is good. They've got blends that taste like pure chocolate and blends that taste like BBQ brisket. I had no idea

>>718486569
Stop, I can't sit more than 24 hours per day I'm doing the most I can already!

>>718499989
I used to just smoke 1 cig a day, about every other day, and I always felt a "high" from it. It's just way more subtle than the "high" from weed or other stuff, which is usually what people mean when they say someone is "high". It's fair to call it "lame" though. It's not a great drug if you're looking to start tripping balls.

>>718500206
My favorite used to be a tangy almost citrus-y kind of blend. Yeah, it's good shit.

>>718500206
>Vauen
My nigga

>>718486846
Literally just fucking knee the cat or something.

>>718495423
the permanent dog smell debuff on all your furnature isn't worth it

>>718500270
what's got my jew killer boy to do with this shit?

>>718488486
Please tell me how many people took up murdering after playing Metal Gear

>>718500804
I'm happy to smell like dog if it keeps dog-haters away from me. It doesn't, but I wish it did.

>>718500461
I hate to admit it but nicotine is pretty much exactly what I want out of a drug
>a reason to spend 20 minutes chilling outside
>a barely perceptible but pleasant head buzz combined with a general sense of relaxation
>completely non-intoxicating
it's a real shame about the whole addiction / blood pressure / lung cancer thing

>>718489178
kek

>>718501207
The sounds don't?

>>718488708
Smoking hasn't been socially acceptable since the 90s. Anyone who started from 2010 or later did so for non-social reasons.

>>718494556
Clearly an oversight but a cool one! What I love about these "exploits" is that they encourage experimentation while remain entirely optional. It adds soul to any given game.

>heart failure
Speaking of which ATOM RPG also has some ridiculous dialogue options exclusively for high (9-10) LCK players that trivialize the game's hardest fights. They range from unlikely but possible (grenade going off earlier or soldier with burst weapon accidentally mowing down his comrades) to absurd ones.

Not exactly "laser turrets dying from heart failure" category but like a massive group of armed to teeth mercs suddenly dropping dead as their water/food was contaminated to air conditioning somehow triggering the cyanide capsules built into soldier's teeth and so on. You can tell the devs loved their game!

>>718485252
Just smoke cigars, they're like cigarettes but better.

>>718490171
Literally nobody smokes cigs, zoomers fucking hate it, and if they're smoking at all they're doing weed like once every 2 weeks isntead of 4 boxes a week like a smoker faggot

>-1G
>-1G
>-1G
>-1G
>-1G

>>718501228
Blood pressure returning to normal and not feeling nauseous all the time make quitting well worth it. Also being able to taste food again.

>Dad was a smoker
>Guys who smell like cigarettes instantly give my brain a good signal

>>718501697
cigars suck to get into
>walk into store
>5,000 identical brown sticks on the wall

>Maduro Robusto '24
>"Robust and full-bodied"

>Mariachi Havana 1957
>"Full-bodied and robust"

>>718502305
And they all taste like crap.

>>718502305
I just go in, look around for any box art or cigar shape I like, check the prices to get some I can actually afford and shoot the shit with the owner for a while before picking.

>>718502149
>anime
>daddy issues

>>718486846
>Cats are better bro
>They're more intelligent and well mannered
>They go rogue for no reason on their owners
>Petting them 5 seconds too much and they try to kill you
I'm sorry, but none of my dogs ever tried to kill me.

>>718486664
yeah why not

>>718498395
Patience you're mom's not finished. Order us something if you're hungry.

>>718492825
A lot of zoomers had smoker parents, so they absolutely despise it.

>>718503148
none of my cats ever did as well

>>718503148
Have you tried not being a cat eating gook?

>>718501697
>>718502798
try pipe smoking. it's cheaper and generally less opaque. it costs as much for a tin of pipe tobacco (enough for ~20 sessions) as 1-2 cigars, and the different blends of pipe tobacco have a ton of variety and are more helpfully labeled

>>718486369
I smoke like Jin-Yang from Silicon Valley. Special occasion. Basically if I'm out doing something around cool people and somebody offers. I know for a fact I don't have an addictive tendency though.

>>718486846
toxoplasmosisgang WILL defend this

>>718503240
>Took him half an hour to come up with that comeback
Had to wait for the AI prompt to finish generating, huh Timmy?

>>718502798
>shoot the shit with the owner
My local store had a middle eastern dude at the counter and I was like "are there any you recommend" and he obviously didn't understand and showed me where they were at. Then I grabbed some and they had no prices on them so he just priced them like something else. Weird experience and I won't go back. We need white people in all customer service roles, sigh.

>>718503767
typical toxotransmosis-coded reply

>>718485252
Cheap shit with no filter

>>718503148
cats are like women
if you don't understand one you won't understand the other

>>718503968
you have to go to an actual specialist. Generic corner stores are almost universally trash unless the owner happens to be really into cigars, and then you'd hear about the place sooner or later

I miss rolling my own cigs and joints. I used to get emergency calls in the middle of the night because someone broke the bong and they nobody knew how to roll but me. I went all out with it too and made a crutch with a cue card and everything.
Some nights I would just sit there with a fat pile of tobacco and weed and just roll and roll for everyone at the party.

>>718504254
The only cat I've ever had behaved like a dog and never hurt any of us.

>Have cat
>Feed it
>It shits where you want it to
>Let it rest in your lap once in a while
That's all.

>>718503872
Your mom will defend the inside of my balls from my semen

>>718504683
Cat owners don't realize how horrible their house smells.

>>718504972
Nigger, you do have windows right? Or are you British or something?

>>718504972
Teeth brushers don't realise how horrible their bathroom smells

>>718505124
>equating owning an animal with piss that rivals clorox bleach in smell, and also tracks shit everywhere, with basic hygiene

>>718500165
Ive had tandoori, that's not fuckin tandoori, that's 100 fried chiken tendies breaded with flaming hot cheetos, which is terrible

>>718503968
look for "tobacconists" instead of smoke shops. Check out the photos of the place on Google and SKIP ANY business that sells e-cigs, bongs, CBD oil, or crack pipes. I can't stress that enough. The combo of glass counters & rows of weed pipes means that the store is owned by Indians who don't give a shit, or worse, white dudes with dreadlocks.

pic related: do not shop at a place that looks like this

>>718488992
>5 trillion people saying covid vaxx is le bad or is actually bad for you
Is /v/ just this contrarian? Did some kind of shilling agency take notice?

>>718505124
>smartest toxo sufferer

>>718505274
>basic hygiene
>something that wasn't invented until recent human history and proven to worsen your teeth

>>718504802
Anon, toxoplasmosis kills your semen. You're infertile. There's nothing to defend.

>Researchers from Chile, Germany, and Uruguay, in a peer-reviewed study published in the FEBS Journal, found that the parasite’s rapidly dividing tachyzoites infiltrate testes and sperm-storing tubes, resulting in headless or mangled sperm.

>>718505346
Yep that type of shop is exactly where I went

>>718505597
>this dude has bad smelling breath and a bad smelling house + litterbox
>b-but hygiene is new, which makes it bad
I can smell you from here.

meow nigga

>>718505597
>p-people didn't brush their tooth in the past so it's fine!
Why are catfags like this?

>>718505793
Holy shit.
My cat did this without my knowledge? That little faggot is dead meat.

>>718500461
One cig a day isn't really habitual. By definition it is is a habit, but habitual smokers that develop a tolerance are what I'm referring to, they are at min pack a day. At that point they aren't getting much of a buzz, they are smoking to feel normal.

>>718505930
AIIIIEEEE NO CAT-SAMA, NOT MY SEMEN!!1!

>>718505793
thanks pussy now i dont gotta pull out

>>718506345
>YOU DON'T NEED OFFSPRING, CLARENCE
>YOU GOT ME-ow

>>718505930
Dogs niggas

>>718490297
>>oil so black it looks like it came out of a car engine
it's sauce you retard

>>718506542
>NYAAA DO IT NYOUTSIDE!
>TOXOPLASMOSSIS MADE ME INFERTILE BABE!
>AHH YOU'RE NYAAAGHT!

>>718507669
>it's sauce
Engine sauce. Ask for it at your nearest mechanic.

>Special Ammunition combo.
>-10 of your most common and least damaging ammo.
>Deals x10 their damage.
>-50% the range
>+50% damage spread
>+100% damage to Holy Classes.

>>718503148
Watch catcucks bend over backwards on logic trying to justify what is essentially a tiny nigger

>>718499973
Yea smokers never get sick. It's a well-documented fact.

>>718507882
>Because fuck you and everybody near you

>>718507882
>Because fuck you and everybody near you
yeah the other ammunition wasn't good at hurting multiple people

Shartoids are underage

>>718508241
Well meme’d good sir!

>>718507924
I call my cat a nigger all the time.

I miss my Mother. A combination of drinking for round about forty-five years and smoking for just as long did her in not long after her sixtieth birthday.
Alcohol and tobacco are, like all things, fine in moderation. Don't over do it, guys. It'll leave you weezing in hospice care with your brain falling to pieces, gasping like a fish as the blood fills every tube they've got in you.

>>718505917
>if you dont use this new invention then your teeth will fall out and rot and smell!!!!
Get your clot shot bro

>>718508563
Would that things could be different.

>>718503148
nigga i've had like 8 cats by now and not once has one ever truly attacked me like that
nor any cat i've ever seen outside (strays)
nor any friends cat
never
ever

>>718486583
>That one video with the nazi chocolate and cigs

>>718508808
>conflates teeth brushing with sugary diets
Your pic literally says Native vs. Modern diet. So you would need dental care way more, given you're most likely a modern-dietist.

>>718484967
>smell like utter shit to everyone except other smokecucks who've also ruined their sense of smell
>charisma

>>718508939
If smoking wasn't dangerous, I would.
If drinking wasn't dangerous, I would.
I know I could very well fall into addiction, and need to stay clear of it, even if I feel I'm missing out.

>>718485252
Only low IQ retards smoke

>>718484554 (OP)
*hits pipe*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than smoking. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are wageslaving for at least 40 years solely so you can pay for your lungs to get ravaged by some jew's product. All the hard work you put into your life - making friends, educating yourself, getting a good job, playing vidya. All of it has one simple result if you smoke: you're poisoning yourself and smelling like shit to everyone around you. Earning 6 figures? Great. Who cares? If you're lucky, some used up crack whore who has lost her sense of smell will marry you. Meanwhile the non-smoker chad gets to fuck fresh tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of being healthy and not addicted to a product from the way he lived his life. As a person who smokes, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 40 years of your life simply to pay someone else to make you sick and smell like shit. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>718509171
Ciggies are gay, they're just aesthetic as fuck. The nicotine buzz is almost nothing and you(as well as your breath) smell like shit as well as every surface you come into contact with.

>>718509420
What about getting actually cucked?
>Bacco is a jewish only thing
I'm pretty sure the consumption of tobacco pre-dates most commercial products around.

>>718484554 (OP)
>-1HP
>+1CHAR
>+1INT
>-1HP
>+1CHAR
>+1INT
>-1HP
>+1CHAR
>+1INT

>>718509939
>1 millisecond buffs constantly covering the side of the screen
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>718509045
>given you're most likely a modern-dietist.
Wrong

>>718510078
HOLY SOVL

>>718510149
Oh, then you're a 3rd worlder and your opinion doesn't matter.

>>718508808
what's is that native diet? what do those nogs eat? dirt and tree bark? sorry, tard, but if you eat grains and processed grains you have to brush your teeth no fucking exception, it's basic chemistry

>>718510372
>only 3rd worlders can eat good nature food instead of processed goyslop
Peak retard

>>718488327
It's not permanent, unless you actually completely fucked your lungs with emphysema or some cancer shit. Stop smoking and 5 years later you're good as new.

>>718513041
>good nature food
You are brown.

>>718508526
I call my dog blackie all the time, since hes black.

>>718514943
i call my cat adolf. he's a taxedo cat with a little hitler mustache and he kills rats(jews)

>>718484554 (OP)
>+1 Charisma

>>718486664
It's not necessarily about living longer, but not getting ill sooner. Death from bad habits usually isn't instant, it's often years of gradually worsening quality of life before that.

>>718513628
Continue eatting McDonald's bro

>>718485252
Dont start, its not worth it and you will hardly stop even if you want to, please reconsider

>>718516381
>eatting
brown.

>>718488992
There was a coordinated effort to get people to stop smoking in America that most other countries have not replicated so they don't really have a stigma about it.

>>718486585
>wizards portrayed with a pipe
>for no reason at all

>>718516784
Not an single argument made once, good talking to ya champ

>Temporary mania berserk mode
>+20 art
>small chance to inflict insanity

>>718518145
There's nothing to argue, you prove post after post that you are an ESL retard.

>>718485252
Manitou blue, roll your own

>>718518298
>There's nothing to argue
There is if you stop seething about brown people and try to defend the Rothschild industry called dentistry like the original discussion started at

>>718518116
wizards are portrayed with pipes because Tolkien was a huge pipe fiend and made all his characters smoke pipes.
Tolkien considered pipe smoking and writing to be "inseparable from one another".

>>718518874
Dentistry pre-dates most modern institutions, are you fucking stupid?

>>718518996
Huh, I wonder why... Guess we'll never know!

Smoking cigarettes is gay.
Real men use pipes.

>>718519407
probably because it's addictive and was massively in vogue at the time

They're expensive but I've been using pic related to cut down on smoking for a few years. 15 years smoking a pack a day and I'm down to 1 or 2 cigs a day. We're all gonna make it. Could never get into vaping, hated every one I've ever tried.

>>718519629
You can't be under 50 and smoking a pipe. You're either a 20 something hipster or an old man, no in-between.

>>718519132
>modern thing pre-dates some modern institutions
And?

>>718519880
pipe smoking is coming back
I'm addicted to browsing https://www.smokingpipes.com/

>>718519954
>modern
Dentistry has been happening since before Jesus was alive.

India super power saaar

>>718484967
Except you get -50 due to the reek

>>718519665
Haha, yeah. Random addictive grass...

>>718519969
I'll admit, I do enjoy it.

>>718519880
I smoke my dad's pipes. Handmade.

>>718520030
Yeah and they did brain surgery back then too with an axe, its disingenuous to conflate modern dentistry to a time where people were pulling teeth out with their hands

>>718485252
Find other ways to get dopamine

>>718484554 (OP)
I'm so happy 0 people in my family fell for the retarded jew cancer stick and I only have to smell it at work

>>718486585
That's how addiction works, your addiction takes control over your brain so you depend on it to live

>>718520573
It's also disingenuous to say brushing your teeth outweighs the stink of owning a cat, 50 posts in. But you don't brush AND are pro-cat.

>>718503148
Cool fact: cats also have less than half of the neurons of dogs.

could his pipe BE any bigger?

>>718521094
What is that? Something for the rain?

>>718521190
It's just a corncob pipe. It's a big pipe. For you.

>>718521190
I think that's a Missouri meerschaum. Basically just longer for more cooling effect.