Thread 720290657

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE PORTS OF OLD GAMES

>>720290657 (OP)
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

>Hopes?
>Dreams?
>Expectations?

>>720290657 (OP)
Okay but when's the next one? And the one after that? And the one after that? And the one after that? And the one after that? And the one after that? And the one after that? And the one after that? And the one after that? And the one after that?

>>720292336
A new Zelda game made in the same style as the Phantom Duology, but designed with Switch Mouse controls in mind(physical versions come with a specially designed stylus that's used in handheld mode).

OH BOY A BOARD FLOODED WITH FUCKING NINTENDO AND ZOOMER CULT METROIDVANIA HOW MY CUP RUNNETH OVER

>>720292336
I want a fucking new color model in bundle with a game i want

>>720292336
>>Hopes?
New AC announced
New 3D Mario
>>Dreams?
New Nintendogs
New AC leans into life sim and collection elements and doesn't just become even more of a doll house screenshot studio
>>Expectations?
None of these things
Info on Tomadachi Life

>>720292336
Snipperclips remastered

XENOBLADE X SWITCH 2 WHEEEEEEEN

>>720293017
>Expecting a new AC game anytime soon
2028 at the earliest lmao.

>>720293128
They dropped ac support pretty quickly they have had plenty of time to make it

>>720293128
I know, is why it's in dreams and hopes and not expectation

>>720292336
>Smash 6
Kill yourself

Skyrim switch2 edition or i riot

>>720292336
>Smash 6
Live yourself

>>720292336
I just want a release date for Metroid Prime 4 and Virtua Fighter 5 on Switch 2, other than that I’m just going to wait and see what’s happening.

>>720290657 (OP)
Last 2 september directs announced tr remastered, please bring LAU trilogy

>>720293180
And? Wait until 2028-2029 lmao. You aren't getting a new AC until then.

>>720293203
I have no idea why social media and so many others outside of here even expect a new Animal Crossing game to arrive before a new Splatoon game, especially with one like Raiders. Hell, I bet Splat4 will happen sooner than a new AC game, truth be told.

>>720290657 (OP)
I don't care unless Monolith Soft shows up.

>>720292336
FE and Xenoblade Switch 2 updates and new games from those series.

>>720292336
nothing really. I just hope that the new Atelier game that will be announced at the japanese direct isn't Yumia 2 since that garbage game and boring MC don't deserve it.

>>720292336
Hopes: the next Fire Emblem (anything is fine)
Dreams: 3H Switch 2 edition adding Shez
Expectations: nothing FE until next year

>>720293449
>I have no idea why social media and so many others outside of here even expect a new Animal Crossing game to arrive before a new Splatoon game, especially with one like Raiders. Hell, I bet Splat4 will happen sooner than a new AC game, truth be told.
yeah I mean, I'll say the studio definitely seems infinitely more passionate about splatoon than animal crossing, the last AC was phoned in as fuck, spent 2 years drip feeding base shit, and then dropped it like a rock with a single DLC to go work on more splatoon

>>720292336
Kid Icarus Uprising HD or even an Uprising sequel would be great since Star Fox is dead and buried.

>>720290657 (OP)
>ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>720293449
and pretty sure they won't release a new AC until they can solve their stock issues.
Switch 2 in Japan still is in lottery mode! I got mine literally at day one in fucking Brazil but thousands of Japanese players/fans couldn't get them yet.

>>720293909
sakurai retired smash, it’s not happening lol

>>720290657 (OP)
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1965762503821935034

>60 minutes

BASED

>>720292336
>>Hopes?
Fire Emblem
>>Dreams?
New Fire Emblem (no remake)
>>Expectations?
No Fire Emblem

>>720292336
>Hopes?
Great collections, Mario games, a ton of third party support

>Dreams?
GTA 6

>Expectations?
Biggest direct of all time, baby

>>720294660
5 minute Just Dance segment.

>>720293909
NTA but Smash is pretty gay nowadays. They need to cut the third party advertisement slop, go back to adding unknown and unexpected characters, put effort in the single player modes again and remember what made the movesets in the first 3 games actually fun and interesting.

>>720295440
Yes I'm aware of the Just Dance tax

It's her time now, right?

>>720295517
They should make a slice of life Metroid VN

>>720295517
I could see her being the opening trailer besides the Mario stuff

>>720295517
What if samus is also a loli now?

>>720290767
>>720292706
>>720294536
seething snoyggers

Why avoid 9/11 tho?

FUUAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK TIME FOR TEH HYPE GAMES SO GENDER AFFIRMING

>>720292336
>Yakuza 6
Why? If they do another port it'll probably be 7

the meme just keeps being proven correct

>>720290657 (OP)
are tendies this excited to watch a commercial?

>>720295517
>rated by ESRB
Yeah, it's finally time after eight goddamn years.

>>720292336
gta 6 is coming to switch 2

>>720293180
they dropped ac support to develop splatoon 3, and then develop splatoon raiders
blame tendie shiteaters and normie bitches for that

>>720293449
yep, and i think animal crossing should be delayed until 2030 at least
delay that shit and torture all the animal crossing niggers
they deserve it for dickriding nintendo and downplaying all the criticisms of new horizons because of le hecckin covid
they deserve that drought
i can't wait for splatoon raiders and probably splatoon 4 too
it'll be much better than playing a half-assed, incomplete game like acnh

720298423

>>720292336
Just a date for Prime 4. Please. I want out already. Surely with this being an hour, they'll put it in somewhere, right? Who am I kidding, knowing my luck, this is where they say they're delaying it

>>720297967
Why are they like this?

>>720290657 (OP)
uh oh! macaco is mad!

>>720290657 (OP)
can't wait for this one

>>720290657 (OP)
Fuck Nintendo

>>720292706
>noooooooo we need more political bait threads made by tranny raiders

>>720292706
>PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES? THE MAIN SUBJECT OF THIS FUCKING BOARD? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>all of the anti-nintendo shitposts in this thread stay up
>the reply calling them seething, gets deleted within minutes
Of course the jannies are snoyniggers.

>>720295517
We're getting something. Its either a release date, a dedicated direct date, or a delay confirmation.

>>720298679
no games.

Literally all I want is to see this logo.

Everything else is cool, but I bought my switch 2 for the promise of more kino.

>>720292336
>Hopes?
Prime 4 release date
>Dreams?
F-Zero that doesn't look like compromised slop
>Expectations
It'd be stupid not to announce Prime 4's release date at this point, but it's Nintendo, so who knows. Though I like to generally keep my expectations for these things low.

>>720299429
This

>>720299453
But with MKW and Kirby isn't it asking for too much racing?

>>720299429
I'm not buying a Switch 2 until Monolith releases something new. They're really the only studio I care about.

>>720299429
Same!

Bought Nintendo's consoles since Wii really just for Monolith Soft's RPGs. Everything else is just sides.

>>720292336
an update that will purge AI slop off the E-shop. at the very minimum a genre filter wouldn't go amiss.

I fear a mario fatigue general, to celebrate the birthday they announce like mario platform, mario rpg, mario golf, mario tennis, mario curling, marion cooking, mario horse racing and so on

>>720290657 (OP)
For the first time since Nintendo Directs got started, I can honestly say that I don't give a shit. I'll see what trailers came of it after the event.

>>720294379
>Kid Icarus Uprising HD is announced
>All the voicework has been redubbed by new people so Nintendo doesn't have to pay residuals to the old VAs

>>720299429
This.
Bought a WiiU for XCX
Bought a NSW for XC2
Will buy a NS2 for whatever they release next.

>Probably the only one excited for the 3rd party games to be shown off
I stand alone it seems

>>720299806
Naw you're not alone. I'm also hype

>>720299770
FUCK. Viridi's new voice in Ultimate was terrible

>>720299429
Nothing better than no-lifeing a brand new Monolithsoft RPG. Bliss

>>720290657 (OP)
Finally, some fucking [news], better be good, you fucking niggers.

>>720290657 (OP)
>Not having it on plane day
Cowards

>>720300078
Would make the new pilotwings reveal a bit weird

>>720292336
I’ll go into this Direct easy to please. Just give me Mario Kart World DLC and Mario Sunshine on NSO.

What if we get a 4D Mario?

>>720300232
i want to sniff peach's asshole.

>>720292336
Something Something Castlevania.

>>720300187
I hope so. 2020 was fucking hilarious watching a whole new generation get filtered by Sunshine.

>>720300313
No, a 4D Mario game where everything warps.

>>720299770
Why would they need to throw out all the existing voicework done for Uprising?

I want to play Mario 35 again. Maybe it will come back as Mario 100 or some shit.

>>720300375
my dick is warped to the left.

>>720292336
>Want a new fire emblem
>Remember that it will be switch 2 exclusive
>emulator nowhere in sight

FUCK

>>720290657 (OP)
Can't wait for a dozen more farmpgs and a random tactics game nobody buys

>>720290657 (OP)
COME ON, NINTENDO DEVIL'S THIRD SWITCH 2 PORT PLEASE!

>>720300442
If it’s the rumored remake, that will probably be on both Switch and Switch 2.

>>720300395
What if there's new content and the voice work is redone to maintain parity with the new stuff?

So the leaker said something about 3 7 games
FF7 Rebirth, RE 7 (apparently whole series is coming) and what else?

>>720290657 (OP)
Better be monolith. Not worth my time otherwise. Shant be caring about dogass mario or zelda trash

>>720299806
We have confirmation that Nintendo held back 3 games from the partner showcase.

Now what are they?

>>720299751
>hey hey, oji-san. 60 minutes long!

>>720290657 (OP)
I want xenoblade and fire emblem switch 2 stuff. pretty sure all that will be in the direct is not that mixed in with resident evil and monster hunter over and over.

>>720294562
I think there were some Hololive girls that were still in the Switch 2 lottery until this month. The thirst for that console is real.

>>720290657 (OP)
>>720299429
Hope

>>720300395
Because Nintendo accidentally let Sakurai use Union (competent) VAs for Uprising, and they've avoided them like the plague ever since.

I'm absolutely convinced they will make announcements for Xenoblade updates at the very least. But because it's Nintendo they'll try to charge even $60 per game and have the gall to say it's more than anyone deserves

>hour long direct
what is nintendo cooking?

>they announce the "hidden" N64 games
>took this long to get Smash and DK 64 on the NSO

>>720299429
this right here

>>720300813
Now that Kirby's has released I'm also expecting a new batch of Switch 2 updates to be announced.

>>720290657 (OP)
Realistically?
Fire Emblem, Yoshi's Story, a port of Luigi's Mansion.

>>720300813
They'll announce NS2 patches and then also say "Also Monolith Soft are currently developing a new title for Switch 2, please take a look..."

I will fucking cum everywhere

>>720300813
It depends if they're announcing a new Monolithsoft/Xenoblade game. They're gonna use that as cross promotion for sure

>>720300919
>a port of Luigi's Mansion
That's coming to NSO, my dude, so if anything, they'd probably say when it's dropping on there

>>720300758
I already told you in the last thread that this was Zelda.

>>720301035
Plus it's already been remade/ported to 3DS, if anything, they'll skip the trouble and release it as NSO yeah
Best you'll get is a Switch 2 Edition of 3

>60 minutes
It's over, Nintendo won

Discuss.

>>720300813
You owe them $90 per patch incel.

>>720301170
It clearly isnt though

>>720301217
nnnnnnoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DELET THIS

>>720301245
literally nothing.

>>720301217
>3 games end up with 15 minute showcases

>>720301394
Hey, if one of them is Prime 4 it won't be, fine by me

Prime 4.....

>>720301170
And I told you!

>Mario Bros 35th anniversary roadmap was only 10 minutes long
>Third parties and indies banished to partner showcase directs
>Kirby Air Riders load was already blown
I smell chicanery

>>720290657 (OP)
Hoping for at least a major classic franchise tease at the end. Something like Zelda (with a different fucking artstyle) or Animal Crossing. Monolith Soft and Fire Emblem also acceptable but I'd rather not have them as the ender.

where is it

Meh. I'll skip it and catch up on what was announced afterwards.

>>720294907
Why do you want a new fire emblem? They get worse with each installment.

>>720301623
They're working on it.
Nintendo has their own patent

Heres whats gonna happen
>Trailer and huge chunk of direct spent on the Zelda movie
My prediction is this will actually be good and revive fantasy film interest
>Metroid Prime 4 release date this year
>more Kirby Air Riders
>Surprise reveal at the end is either Splatoon, Smash under new leadership, or an rpg of some kind likely Fire Emblem

>>720301865
A Nintendo official version of this would be better

>>720300637
I want to bet Digimon Time Stranger is one of them.
It's already been rated, somebody at the top was holding it off for some reason.

>>720301917
Nah, Nintendo won't make the same "Entire Smash E3 Direct" mistake again, and that's when they had nothing else to show
Since then, for stuff like that, they usually have separate Directs

Jesus Christ. 9/11 was bad enough.

YAAAAAAAS MORE REMASTERS FOR MY SWITCH 2!!!!! MIYAMOTO-SAN I BEG YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR MICRODICK!!!!!!! *SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLORP SCHLURP*

>>720302058
FE3H's was revealed for that direct along with Daemon x Machina, so that's not nothing.

>>720302214
Eric. You are The Raped!

>>720302160
First 25ish minutes were talking about hardware, I'm sure more than 3 games will be announced

>>720302214
Yes.

>>720302214
Seethe harder snoy

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING? ARE YOU SURE? IS THE NEW NINTENDO LAWSUIT OUT YET?
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A THREAD CONCERNING A NINTENDO PRODUCT WITHOUT DIRECT AUTHORIZATION/PERMISSION FROM NINTENDO TO DO SO.
HERE AT NINTENDO WE SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE.
WE SUE FANGAMES.
WE SUE MODDERS.
WE SUE COMPETITION.
WE EVEN FUCKIN SUE CHARITIES.
WE ABSOLUTELY SUE OUR FANS.
PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE CUZ OUR LAWYERS ARE PREPARING TO FUCK YOU TO GODDAMN DEATH IN THE COURTROOM BITCH.
WE'RE GONNA SUE YOUR SORRY ASS SO HARD YOUR FUCKING GREAT GRANDKIDS WILL OWE US MONEY!

>>720300442
This is why I bought a Switch 2 in the first place. Even if the games I want aren't revealed yet, I'd rather be future proofed and know I have something to play them on.

>>720301865
For me it’s

>>720302160
>>720302308
Plus, it was the grand unveiling of their latest console so in-depth Switch 2 hardware information and on what separates it from the Switch was to be expected.

Oh he's big mad

>>720302214
I didn't knew that Eric owned a Switch 2.
Good for him, he might actually play something.

Mother trilogy incoming btw

>>720299429
>New monolith soft game
>Its disaster 2: the next day of crisis

>>720302428
>that will $140 please.
>of course we made sure 3rd party screens don't work.

>>720302428
IS THIS RIGHT?!?!?!

>>720302438
And it is not even Thursday yet...

>>720302160
20 minutes Mario stuff
40 minutes games. Book it

Is bayo 4 possible in term of lore?

>>720301245
>Earthbound
Literally nothing
>Super Mario Galaxy
Port at best
>Astral Chain
Maybe something new, but probably not

>>720300804
Don't Pit and Palutena have the same VAs in Ultimate?

>>720290657 (OP)
>9.12.
anon, that's near the end of the year.

>>720302732
Only Pit.

60 minutes is fucking insane.
They're usually around 40 minutes so that's fucking massive. I guess they're just gonna dump their whole 2026 lineup here to try to sell the thing for the holidays.

>>720290657 (OP)
no 3D mario and the third nuke drops

why not 9/11?

>>720302683
>wanting bayo 4 after the shitshow that was 3
Give it up, it's over.

Complete and total Nintendomination

>>720300468
>The mythical rumored remake that's been """"leaked"""" for years.
Yeah, no.

>>720293392
>release date for Metroid Prime 4
why does it matter when it will just get delayed again?

Please Atlus... Etrian 6 or at least some remaster ports of the 3DS games.

>>720292336
Death of Nintendo
naked dogenza of Nintendo
Nintendo announces black rock official partnership.

>>720300804
>implying union jews are competent

>>720300804
>Union (competent)
Lmao

>>720300813
>they'll charge $60 per update
What is this schizo seethe, they haven't charged more than $20 for any switch 2 update and those are ones with new content added.

>>720302257
It's been a looong ass while now, but there was very, very little in general and Smash was like 3/4 of the Direct and jesus christ it wasn't looking good

ITT WE FUCKIN LOVE SUING CHARITIES AND FANGAMES. SUE THE COMPETITION
SUE FUCKING EVERYBODY!!

Is it safe to say that Kirby Triple Deluxe and Planet Robobot remasters will be announced? Seems like an easy thing they would to in order to expand switch 2's pitiful catalogue right now

>>720302956
Pretty clearly making fun of nintendo for being so out of line and charging for patch updates at all.

>>720302864
When the direct opens we need to all show our enthusiasm for Total Nintendo Domination by flooding Direct threads and livestream chats with TND.

>>720302810
Bayo 3 was a great conclusion. Trannys and faggots stay seething

>>720302794
Why do you keep doing this? You get everyone over hyped and shoot their expectations through the roof only for them to never be reached. Then you cause everyone to be upset because the Direct didn't meet those expectations and everyone gets mad at Nintendo.

Here's what's going to happen. There will be 4-5 games that will get 8-10 minutes of screentime. Maybe 1 of them will be interesting and the information will be surface level. No pricing information, just a release date. The rest of the time will be going through 3rd party games we already know will be coming to Switch 2 like Indiana Jones and sizzle reel games that, although they look more fun than the games that'll be showcased, will be given a few seconds a screentime each.

STOP getting people overly excited for these. We've seen enough to know how they work. PLEASE stop giving people excuses to be angry and upset with Nintendo.

>>720302058
>mistake
It was one of the hypest directs they've ever had. Smash is the only game they could get away with dedicating a whole E3 to and it was great.

>>720302972
Mind. Broken

>>720301865
>Nintendo has their own patent
Like it happened 183529 times before: if a patent goes public before the device is revealed that means it's not being turned into a real device

>>720302604
Disaster 1 was pretty decent and a shame it wasn't released here. The gallery shooting stuff was actually really, really solid and there was major replayability with various gun trees, difficulty levels and an extensive achievement system tying all of that together with unlockable costumes to get some level of rewards for all these replays
If it came in NA around release it would have been a great purchase, actually

>>720303069
Meds

>>720294379
We're not getting either unless Sakurai is a masochist and decided to work on Uprising HD/2 right after Air Riders went gold.

>>720302717
I've heard that Astral Chain is great but has pretty bad performance. Great contender for a free Switch 2 upgrade at the very least. The game is also constantly sold out every reprints

Square i need proper ports of 1.5, 2.5, 2.8, and 3. You have no fucking excuse anymore. Didn't have an excuse for the first two when they originally ran on the fucking ps3

>>720302972

If you don't wanna get sued then make your own IP you fucking deadbeat.

>>720303069
>there will be 4-5 games that will get 8-10 minutes of screentime
When the fuck has this ever happened? At most they'll have like, one centerpiece spotlight game that they highlight for 5 minutes, like a new Splatoon or something. When have they ever taken up an entire hour with 5 games?

>>720303024
Those $20 updates are for turning those games into their equivalent of the competition's $60 rereleases of previous gen games on their next gen console though?

>>720303148
NTA, but didn't Sakurai say he'd okay another studio handling the port?

>>720290767
You really made them upset last thread.

>>720302972
I don't support Nintendo's lawsuit retardation but fangames have always been gay as fuck. If you're not creative enough to make your own characters and setting then why the fuck are you making games?

>>720303069
>There will be 4-5 games that will get 8-10 minutes of screentime.
That's never how it goes. Even the biggest reveals have only around 5 minutes of screen time.
And Nintendo themselves show 10 games on average every Direct

>>720294379
Uprising is literally the only Nintendo game left I'll portbeg for. Don't care about anything else. But that game being trapped on the 3DS is criminal.

Nintendo bootlickers be like:

>noooo I should be able to mix and match chink tech and emulate on my heckin switcharoo!
You are not a gamer.

>>720303039
That's not the only kind of TND we need to be calling for right now frankly.

Nintendo knows doing a 60 minute direct raises expectations. They wouldn't do it if they didn't have the goods, no one is forcing them to do it. This is going to be the big direct to push the switch 2. They'll drop everything from 2026 plus vague teasers for Animal Crossing and Zelda.

BOY OLD BOY MORE OLD SHITTY PORTS

>>720303382
Anti-Nintendo glowies be like:

Could the hour long Nintendo switch direct include new memory sticks that are bigger than what we have now?

Is this the longest Nintendo Direct ever?

>>720303456
The only glow is the shine from licking nintendo's boots.

>>720303096
Reminder of their eternal torment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

We need brain chips, and if Nintendo detects a snoy holding their system it floods their body with a billion volts of electricity killing them instantly.

I will be disappointed if there is no DLC announced for MKWorld.

I genuinely don't understand how someone can just sit around here all day seething at Nintendo exclusives 24/7. What a sad existence.

>>720303418
You forgot the kirby expansion anon. It's a bigger game than welcome tour at least.

>>720302939
No more ports, Waltuh. EOVI or a third nuke will be imminent.

>>720303497
You are a glowie.
You hate fun.
You hate real games.

>all these seething snoyggers and steaming turdies
You love to see it

>>720303208
Nah, it doesn't have performance issues, it is a 30fps game but it is perfectly playable, sure it is an action game but the speed of it is just good for the framerate.

raiders news pls i wanna know the new veemo hairstyles

>>720303279
Kinda, he said he hopes someone would be interested in porting it according to his Uprising video.

WHOOOOOOOOOO IT'S ANOTHER SHITTY TRASH SHOW

>>720303636
If you start counting DLC you need to count stuff like enhanced ports

>>720303604
He's just following an anti-Nintendo glowie script, he isn't actually mad.

>>720292336
>Hopes
New Monolith game. More details on Rhythm Heaven Groove. Uprising port.
>Dreams
Xenogears HD-2D
>Expectations
Metroid release date, MKW DLC, current gen ports that run and look worse.

These complete fucking losers are all over the internet shitting on Nintendo, but guess who's lined up every time for every scrap Nintendo releases? These game fucking cowards. Frauds. You ask them irl what they think of Nintendo and they'll stutter and yammer nervously. You think they're going to miss out on the greatest games ever made? Hit after hit after hit. Nintendo doesn't miss. That's why you hear them complain about piracy. They're desperate.

>>720303649
>Bing bing
>Real games

>silksong last week
>hour-long direct this week
It's been a great month for people who actually play video games.

>>720303738
>If you start counting DLC you need to count stuff like enhanced ports
It's not an enhancement to the existing game it is a separate game within the game. They could have easily sold it seperately as its own game.

>first day of the good ol’ days
>Nintendo Direct

>>720303853
>bilkschlong
You are NOT a gamer.

>>720303806
Name 5 real games.

>>720299806
I'd be more excited for third parties if most of them weren't key cards. I'm still mad fatlus made Raidou and Reload fake physical releases.

Are we expecting a new Mario game of any kind like especially 3D or one that could be called a role-playing game ? Or 3D anyone else from that family?

>>720303903
Tell me why without using buzzwords.

>>720303924
Jackie chan.

>>720303806
Yes.
Super Mario games are real games.
And Donkey Kong Bananza is also a Super Mario game.

>>720303861
Do Zelda notes count?
Every Kirby DLC level takes place within an existing level

>>720302974
Stop begging for remasters and re-releases. Do you like getting wallet raped? This is why gaming is so shitty these days.

>>720303983
There will probably be something for Mario's 40th but I doubt it'll be a full fledged 3D platformer after Bananza just came out. Probably just a trailer for the second movie or something.

>>720303990
I don't have to. You're a fraud. You didn't build the house of gaming. I laid the foundation brick by brick in the arcades. My quarters built this empire. You are a squatter in my house. You are a cat shitting on the carpet. You aren't fit to hold my trophies, let alone get schooled by the King. Rot away and die.

>>720292336
Mischief Makers 2 co-developed by Nintendo EPD with Treasure. In a dream, it came to me.

>>720304024
Asking for rereleases of 3DS games makes some sense since gaming is standardized across consoles now and there's no way to play handheld games on current hardware. But Kirby sucks so I'll agree with you anyway.

>>720296173
In the end Samus becomes a submissive and domesticated housewife

>>720304078
It's either going to be this or they'll release Sunshine right after the direct.

>Super Mario Bros Wonder: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Princess Peach: Showtime!: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Pikmin 4: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Emio - The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Metroid Prime Remastered: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

>>720303806
I mean, yeah.
Mario hardcarried the industry on his back on the 80s.

>>720293180
& your gonna buy another one after that retard?

>>720304225
Super Mario Odyssey: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Pauline's World Tour?

>>720304225
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
I need to see this happening. Fuck all the doomsayers that the game has less content.

>>720290657 (OP)
HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO ADVERTISED TO BY NINTENDO
HOYPE

>>720304151
I've had sex with three different women this week.

>>720292336
They won't announce RE9 yet. I think the Switch 2 and PS4 versions will come later, after they've released the RE engine games on the Switch 2.

>>720304456
Gross and unholy. Find God and seek forgiveness.

>>720304440
Much more hype than any other videogame company's advertisements.

>>720304440
I know you're not used to having games on the PS5, but people get excited because they actually like vidya and they want new ones

>>720304440
Snoys being confused and angry other people are looking forward to having new games announced for their system never stops being funny

>>720304431
Bro it took them forever to add Brewster and Gyroids. There is no excuse.

>>720293017
>new AC announced
They can fuck right off after the unfinished covid island game with shitty fucking crafting mechanics. Not buying another AC until it has more content than new leaf and villagers that aren't censored hugbox dialogue.

Leaks: Metroid 4 getting released in November
New "xeno"blade game trailer. Set in medieval setting, used regular weapons, but also magic from wizards. One of the party members is a "sidhe"
Free dlc for mario kart world
One last thing
Du dum
Shink

Damn... Sony saw the Direct announcement and now is going all out.
Nintendo is finished....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afTRyqAMxlA

>>720304940
kek

>>720304742
And? Is the game lacking content NOW (as in 2025)?

>>720304815
>shitty fucking crafting mechanics
>villagers that aren't censored hugbox dialogue
i have never played any other animal crossing before, so the other ones didnt have crafting?
im not sure what you mean by censored dialogue either

what's there to hype now that silksong is out?

I will burn my switch2 live if monolith soft doesn’t show up in the direct

natethehate won again btw

>Metroid Prime 4 release date: October 2027
>Kirby HD remaster
>Mario HD remaster
>Square Enix HD remasters
>Switch 2 patches of existing games
>new quirky IP with shitty mini game like cripple racing
>40 minutes of indie slop

>>720304021
>Every Kirby DLC level takes place within an existing level
They're remixed versions of the levels retard, you literally select them separately on the menu and they're involved in their own separate story.

>>720304940
>sony litterally losing their marbles at the news

>>720305212
Nate took forever to confirm what SwitchForce already knew and even then he couldn't pick a specific day.

>>720305384
Wouldn't be the first time either

>>720305114
Anon is just being retarded (hence the frog posting). It's just that they're not mean to you now.

Do you guys think that "Super Mario 74" might be the next big 3D Mario, and one of the three "7" games?

>>720305384
>>720305479
Much like their fans, Nintendo lives rent free in Sony's head since they were never able to slay the big bad dragon like they had hoped.

>>720293449
AC and Splatoon have two different teams each dedicated to their own IP.
There isn't some if/or war going on.
Both get made at the same time.
EPD5...? Got split into two dev teams after splatoon2.
Much like tbe 3d mario team split into 2 dev teams.
One for 3d mario one for bananza.
Hell monolith expanded massively asdid the zelda team.

>>720305114
>>720305515
NTA but the NPC are interchangeable now. they had more personality before. especially on the DS games.

>>720292336
>>Hopes?
NS2 updates for FE and Xenoblade games
Etrian Odyssey Next Stage
Astral Chain 2
Triangle Strategy 2
Digimon Time Stranger
>>Dreams?
New Custom Robo
That new JRPG Monolith announced a log time ago

Get ready for 60 minutes of more farming simulator games!

>>720305114
NPCs in modern animal crossing are really boring

why didn't they put it on 9/11?

>>720306030
You're so cool.

>>720306030
>13kb
>1.88mb
hm

>>720301170
>>720301264
The funny thing is their Zelda project listing has been up since that same time and hasn’t been delisted.

>>720305412
He probably knows someone in a certain publishing spaces that learns when Nintendo is doing a Direct. Nintendo asks publishers for b-roll footage or trailer footage to use for the Direct, so that’s when word gets out.

>>720290657 (OP)
I can promise a "surprise release"
a "big game coming out before Pokemon Legends"
So expect an announcement this friday!

>>720304151
lol faggot

>>720306739
Glow harder.
You are anti-fun, and you hate real video games that require skill.

I wonder if he has installed Nitnendo Today with Notifications turned on so he can seethe from the first second Nintendo drops any news.

>>720303024
Kirby adds an entire extra campaign. New bosses and makes old bosses more challenging.
It's not just a simple patch retard kun.

>>720307069
His glowie handlers told him to install the Nintendo Today! app.

What're the odds a new 3D Zelda will get teased?
I don't remember how long BOTW was teased before a release date was announced except for that infamous and kino E3 Treehouse demonstration with the mega milk knockers lady

nintendo drones still enslaved to their corporate overlords i see.

>>720290657 (OP)
If they don't talk about Prime 4 this time, that shit is not coming out this year.

>>720293017
>>New Nintendogs
Honestly plausible with all the dumb mic and camera gimmicks they're pushing.

>>720303806
The ONLY real fames infact.
Yes.
The industry needs to catch up.
Sorry faggolli.

>>720292336
This bingo card fucking sucks.

>>720290657 (OP)
Irrelevant.
Silksong is out already.

>>720307069
He doesn't need to
Him seething and melting predicts good news for Nintendo and bad news for Sony. It's eerie how well it lines up

>>720307259
Please stop glowing, Mr. anti-Nintendo glowie.

>>720293835
The really tried to catch the lightning in a bottle that was Ryza again, clearly not realizing she was lightning in a bottle.

>>720295440
>only 5
its gonna be at least 10

>>720307382
Does he get news from anti-Nintendo glowie insiders, or demons?

>length of a kids movie
lol

>>720301748
They alternate, like Windows iterations. Except instead of alternating between good and bad they alternate between decent all-around experience and good gameplay experience with shit everything else. We just got a good gameplay with shit everything else so the next game should logically be a decent all-around experience.

>>720290657 (OP)
Super Paper Mario 2 babyyyyyy

>>720307232
2019 was the first teaser trailer but it was a concept before they actually had a focus.
It’s sad cause it was originally just gonna be a DLC addition to BotW, and then they spent 4 years basically making a new version of BotW.
Honestly they should’ve just done the original plan as a smaller dlc and not a $70 one. Would’ve have a new 3D Zelda by now

>>720307361
No one will be talking about Silksong even 6 months from now.

>>720307483
neither? both? or he's just a bad omen for sony

>>720292336
Hopes
>Ring Fit 2
>2D Zelda, preferably a DS remake with standard controls
>Metroid Prime 4 has Hunters-like multiplayer
>Random weird game like Good Job!

Fears
>MKW DLC
>Paid Bananza DLC
>Paid 3D Zelda port
>Animal Crossing NH2: Quarter-finished game on day 1 edition

Expectations:
>Obligatory trailers for these:
>Kirby Air Riders
>Metroid Prime 4
>Hyrule Warriors
>Pokémon Z-A
>Some Mario 40 acknowledgement with the baby wooden blocks

>>720307684
People talked about Hollow Knight for 7 years and that game wasn't even good. Silksong is now next to super metroid, sotn and la mulana.

>Stellar Blade: Complete Edition
>Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered
>Astro Bot
Which Sony game out of the three gets ported to the Switch 2 first?
My guess is Stellar Blade

Paper Mario 7

>>720307924
I want to play Astro Bot.

>>720307483
Nah, God just hates him. Probably gives him premonition dreams to fuck with him.

>>720290807
they are not putting BA on this

>>720305412
What switch force did was very stupid though. At any moment Nintendo could change plans. Announcing that you know directs when they are close is better.

Who here thinks that the next 3D Mario will be titled "Super Mario 74"?

I can't wait for the Nintendeen video downplaying it to be spammed.

>>720307874
People discussed Hollow Knight occasionally because Team Cherry was playing coy about Silksong for 8 fucking years. They've fulfilled their promise now. Just as directs no longer have the tease of Silksong anymore, Team Cherry no longer has Silksong to keep discussion on people's minds. As I said, no one will be talking about it 6 months from now.

>>720292336
I hope they announce Silksong.

>>720304021
Zelda notes, no, not big enough of an addition. It's a side bonus at best to "justify" the upgrade price
I probably wouldn't add the Jamboree DLC either as it's total garbage

>>720292336
>Hopes
new 3D Mario
new FE
Xenoblade 4
>Dreams
Pikmin 5
Animal Crossing New Leaf 2
new F-Zero
Sakurai retires after Air Riders
NS2 price drop
>Expectations
NS2 price increase
Animal Crossing Tranny Dollhouse Twitter Screenshot Simulator 2
ports
indie slop
ports
farming sims
ports
2DHD slop
ports
miscellaneous trailres for already announced games
ports
Metroid Prime 4 delayed
ports
>Fears
Smash Bros mentioned at all
Star Fox gets a new game so I can't call it dead and laugh at furfag beggars anymore.

>>720290657 (OP)
Super Mario 3D All-Stars Nintendo Switch 2 edition that adds Galaxy 2 and 3D Land

>>720308241
Silksong is going to get free content updates like the first game did.

I'm surprised there wasn't a state of play announced around the same time as this

>>720296173
in the end you meet her parents

>>720308241
>implying they wont announce silksong 2 in the direct

>>720292336
>Hopes?
More info on Tomodachi Life and/or Rhythm Heaven
Remake of an old Fire Emblem, probably FE4
A new Ace Attorney game
>Dreams?
Literally anything related to Etrian Odyssey
A new Fire Emblem game that looks good
Dead franchises like Wario Land or F-Zero getting revived
>Expectations
Nothingburger ports/remakes of games I already own
New Mario game
More old games added to the online subscription

>>720304167
IP is owned by Square-Enix, unfortunately

Zelda is the only thing that could make me care to buy a Switch 2. Maybe a new Smash but not just an Ultimate Deluxe.

>>720308345
did everyone just forgot this existed?

>>720308190
How is he going to humiliate himself this time.

>>720308616
I had no idea that was a Sony thing.

Xenoblade 2: Definitive Edition (Cross-Platform)
XenoSaga Episodes I - III Remake (NS2 Exclusive)

Nintendo are gonna announce 20 games then oeople will complain for 8 month that there is nothing new to come which they will equate to nogaem

>>720290657 (OP)
SNOYS ON SUICIDE WATCH YET AGAIN

>>720308616
That was a thing? Because I certainly didn't hear or see anything about it.

>>720304225
Wonder is happening for sure. I'd be surprised if it wouldn't
For AC, that might be a weird one. In the usual Nintendo fashion, since the S2 is backward compatible, there's a chance they'll make the new AC very different "because there's no point in making the same thing twice", if that happens, they'll absolutely do some sort of expansion of New Horizon. If they do surprisingly just make the usual, I don't see them touching Horizon other than a free update at best and a few tie in items to go along with it to make people wait for the new release. It already had an expansion and yeah
If Option A, they're probably gonna tie the 2 games together one way or another

>>720297967
kek

port it please, i beg of you

>>720292336
>Hopes?
Prime 4 doesn't get delayed.
>Dreams?
New FE announcement. New Smash teaser just to get the roasterfagging started again.
>Expectations?
Release dates for what is coming out for the rest of the year.

>>720305524
FF7 Rebirth (rumors about it), RE7 (rumors that all RE games are getting ports)
And hopefully the final one isn't just more 007 being shown

>>720309171
>There was never a sequel to this that expanded on the 2D segments by adding more platforming, combat, the light bow
Instead of fusing 2d and 3d together perfectly we got more and more open world slop

>>720308362
lol, lmao even

Director fucked off and still do lot of mental gymnastics to defend sony.

>>720308616
it's weird they did this for a multiplat and not for ghost of yotai or marathon

>>720293017
>New AC announced
I too want an Astral Chain sequel

>>720290657 (OP)
Looking forward to
>here's that game you wanted bro
>btw its exclusive to switch 1, no switch 2 version :) we told devs to do this

anti-seethe reaching critical

I want wuhu island GTA sports

>>720303884
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE

>>720302810
3 is the best one in many regards which are arbitrarily ignored or diminished because its well had been so thoroughly poisoned by multiple manufactured controversies in the run up to its release that you (in a general sense, not targeting you specifically) can literally just make shit up that isn't actually in the game to criticise it for with nobody batting an eye
People would 100% sing the praises of for revamped chapter select system for example had either 1 or 2 had it first, as one example, but stuff like that and Demon Masquerade consistently telegraphing when Wicked Weaves are about to come out (unlike 2's randomised grunts) get ignored because people seemingly give far less of a shit about how games actually play or work than ancillary nonsense they can pretend to get mad about

could we see a xenosaga remaster?

>>720290657 (OP)
THIS IS OUR TIME. PRIME 4 RELEASE DATE. BELIEVE IN HOPE! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!
Also Tomodachi Life news would be cool.

>>720309906
of its revamped*, I need more sleep

>>720308616
I didn’t even know it happened. Though now I know where the gameplay clips of the bat vision comes from.

>OMG OMG ITS 60 MIN

20 minutes on how to press A in Rhythm Heaven
20 minutes on how to store Miis in Tomodachi Life
20 minutes left for actual announcements

>>720303024
Most patches are free, actually all the ones that don't add any content are free. Some of the not free are included with the subscription.

>>720309890
The 5ch 'og on Friday is gonna be fun. Specially since the Direct will happen around the time the Top 30 will be discussed.

>>720292706
>where do you think we are dot wmm

>>720308190
>"Why having a steady stream of upcoming games is a bad thing!"

>>720292336
>Hopes?
>Dreams?
>Expectations?
more uoh feet. last one was peak.

>>720310016
It’s ok. Half the time I’m on autopilot when typing and I make stupid typos and nonsensical phrases.

>>720308416
>implying they wont announce silksong 2 in the direct
It'll be on their sizzle reel section.

What’s the narrative now xisters I’m lost…

>>720292336
>Hopes?
Super Mario Warriors
New Fire Emblem
Remake of an old Fire Emblem
>Dreams?
Super Mario Warriors
New Fire Emblem
Remake of an old Fire Emblem
>Expectations?
Some sort of Mario spinoff
No Fire Emblem.

wait, is this direct only on nintendo today or can i watch it on twitch as well?

>>720299770
>anon thinks japanese game companies let dub contractors get residuals

>>720310069
Sounds good to me.

>>720310672
Not just nintendo today

>>720309327
Now that TND is popular with normies, cops in games could make a return.

>they announce a smash game exclusively for switch 2
How do you react?

>>720300185
You actually can fly into the WTC in Pilotwings 64, but the towers win.

>>720302282
OH NO NO NO NO

>>720310895
Expected.

>>720300395
They did it for star fox 64 3d

Metroid Prime 4 release date for october
More free switch 2 performance patches for switch 1 games like astral chain
Good new games and not cozy simulator no. 482761
No FE4 remake specifically to spite FEfags and leakers

>>720299429
The biggest snore of my life if any xenoslop shows up. Who the fuck would actually subject themselves to their embarrassing anime games.

>>720311204
Why are harping on about their best qualities?

What are the chances that non-Nintendo games get free updates to optimise them on switch 2? I want to be able to see VNs in HDR on the big screen

>>720302717
>>Astral Chain
>Maybe something new, but probably not
They bought full rights of the IP from Platinum after it sold a million copies just to do nothing with it, riiiiiight.

>>720303686
It absolutely has performance issues. the denser parts of the town (forgot the name) drop to ~20fps sometimes.

Hm, one of the games will be Panzer Dragoon Zwei, probably.

>>720302602
>a zoomer spent six hours on this instead of making a game
this is why fangames never get finished

>>720311173
based

What are the chances that they show Fate Extra Record or Tsukihime Red Garden in the direct…?

>>720311596
I'd rather have Orta with extra content

>>720302428
Imagine the wrist pain trying to hold this thing and use a stylus.
Imagine your magnet controllers wearing down from the extra weight.
Imagine trying to hold a roughly 2 and a half ib console for more than 30 minutes without getting tired.
Imagine the battery life getting drained twice as fast.
Imagine the price.
Imagine paying extra for a game subscription service only to find that you can't use it because you don't have the extra screen attachment.

Switch 1 games please. I'm not buying a switch 2

Rolling for death of Nintendo and their lawyers/patent trolls
SEND YOUR ENERGY

>>720307924
its going to be astrobot because the universe has an antisnoy bias

>>720311920
haha poorfag
New games aren't why you get a Switch 2, you get a Switch 2 to actually run Switch 1 games without dropping frames.

>>720309234
It won't be Rebirth, it will just the be Remake release date. They won't announce Rebirth until next year.

>>720311901

Zwei first, Anon. I'd say Saga too but...yeah.

>>720309213
>Release dates for what is coming out for the rest of the year.
For Nintendo IPs at least, the only thing that could talk about now that could be a 2025 release is Prime 4. Any other first party announcements will be 2026

>>720292336
METROID PRIME 4
METROID PRIME 4 THIS YEAR
No Metroid Prime 4

I don't want them to announce any games I wanna play because I want to play the games I want to play on PC (emulation doesn't count).

>>720299125
For 3 console gens running, soon to be 4.

December is likely to be the release month for Prime 4 right?

>>720312440
I think they'd aim for Thanksgiving.

Why do people think Metroid prime 4 is delayed?

>>720310895
Depends if it's not shit

>>720312249
New Vanillaware game, let's go!

>>720312440

Maybe November.

>>720312508
Because there's no release date for it yet.

>>720290767
it's a Nintendo direct nigger, not Sony's state of play

>>720312525
Isn’t Air Riders already in November
>>720312496
I don’t know what Thanksgiving is

>>720290657 (OP)
>>720292336
This is OUR time, StarForceGODS !

>>720290657 (OP)
Friday 13th

>>720312638
probably a week or two after Kirby

>>720312638

Yeah, so? They can have more than one big game per month if they want.

>>720292336
>>Hopes?
New 3D Mario, 2026
Prime 4 release date, still this year Nov/Dec
Astral Chain 2
>>Dreams?
New 3D Wario, 2026
Whatever Monolithsoft have been making (Xenoblade 4? Xeno X2? New IP?)
Fuck it, new Zelda tease. Ain't gonna happen I can dream
>>Expectations?
Mario Bros Wonder: Switch 2 Edition
Super Mario World (movie trailer)
DLC for Mariokart World
Hyrule Warriors AoI delayed to early 2026
Kirby Air Ride release date
That untitled NSO beta-test game gets a full release
Rhythm Heaven / Tomodachi Life / other games we already know

DK64 on NSO would be nice.

>>720312747
When was the last time there was more than one new release from Nintendo per month (not counting switch 2 editions)? They’ve stuck to a very consistent monthly release schedule for a while now with the only gaps being Feb, April and May this year because switch 2

>>720312587
There’s no release date for splatoon Raiders either. Does that mean it’s cancelled?

>not one mention of Mario Maker 3 yet
dead spinoff

twilight princess please
ive almost finished replaying all the zelda games on switch 2 so far

>>720313037
Splatoon raiders didn't announce a release date for this year and then give radio silence until the year is 3/4ths of the way over.

>>720292336
i'm hoping for some more $70 baby games!

>>720292336
hopefully 60 minutes of shovelware
fuck tendies for trying to ruin the discussion of any non-nintendo game

It's too soon for a new Xenoblade, but I would be totally down for a new RPG IP from MonolithSoft.

Gimme an M-rated, high fantasy adventure game and I'll be there day 1. Takahashi is getting old, so having some new blood direct an experimental, non-Xeno project would be cool to see

>>720313273
The trailer wasn’t even 4 months ago.

>>720313284
i expect you to be ABSOLUTELY buttblasted for the next 10 years.

>>720292336
>Hopes?
good games
>Dreams?
great games
>Expectations?
no and/or shit games

is it time to find out what the hell this was?

>>720313168
I hate how Mario Maker is now a streamer franchise for streamers and tryhard. Nobody that likes fun will touch it anymore.

>>720313597
So?

Holy fuck they announced all pre world mh port for switch 2 with pc coming next year

believe

>>720292336
>hopes
F-Zero 99 news since it is the 2nd anniversary, potential end of life date if they plan on closing and final updates
BlockStock/'NSO Playtest' news/full release as a free NSO offering
>dreams
More NSO emulators, like DS and N64DD
Pokemon Champions release date
New 3D F-Zero (assuming F-Zero 99 is over)
>expectations
Splatoon news
Metroid Prime 4 release date
Probably a teaser for more Kirby Air Riders stuff
2nd Mario movie info
Mario Kart World update info (communities + a new international tournament)
One new entry for an existing IP, feeling like it's Animal Crossing but could be Fire Emblem instead

nintendo is going to waste 25 minutes about mario and mention shit like the toddler my mario shit, the next movie and the theme park aren't they

>>720313839

Or a Legacy Collection.

>>720313729
>is it time to find out what the hell this was?
You could just ask me you know.

>>720313898
and you will waste a decade being mad about videogames.

elder scrolls 6: morrowind 2 ns2 exclusive

>>720313779
So why would they do an entire tree house presentation like they did for Bananza and then delay the game? Obviously they just saved it for November/december

>>720313786
That could be the only thing that saves Monster Hunter at this point. Treating Wilds as if it never existed and forgetting World.

>>720314019
What would be the point if 3 wasn't included?

>>720314445
Build awareness of the series and make people want 3.

>>720290657 (OP)
o my gah

>>720313469
About 5 years gap between 2 and 3. However, IIRC, Nintendo was sitting on 3 for a while rumors indicate? If that was true, that means less time between the two and it would just about be the time to start teasing the new one, but then again, it's next gen, so it may take them longer to finish it
I dunno, but it's not actually impossible for it to appear

>>720292336
>Hopes?
Prime 4 release date and... I dont really care im not a trendy so much as a metroid and pokemon fan
>Dreams?
20 2d Metroid announcements none of which are done by the Spanish
>Expectations?
Prime 4 release date a bunch of ports and a bingo wahoo announcement

New Star Fox game gets announced with a movie adaptation from Dreamworks releasing a year later LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>720314781
i just want a star fox 2 remake.

Soon

>>720302428
>fuck the ergonomics AND battery life!

Mother 4
Xenoblade 4
Mario Universe
Zelda OOT Remake with expanded world and more dungeons
F-Zero GGGX
Animal Crossdressing in space

>>720315490
Only middle and high school boys would pick right

New zelda
New fire emblem
New golden sun
RF6
any of these will do

>>720315665
Who is that?

Nintendo is one of the few companies whose announcements still excite me.

>>720290657 (OP)
About fucking time. Hope we finally get a Prime 4 release date.

>>720315843
Its been delayed several years, sorry, anon.

>>720314543
but people already want 3 since like a decade and half.

>>720315823
They know how to make the presentation right

>>720315108
This makes perfect sense. Nintendo could even release a controller to go along with it like they did with Genesis.

>>720303047
>>720309906
>rips its plot from a marvel movie including gender ambiguous young "female" replacement for the character people actually want
>censored redesigns
>sat on their ass doing nothing for years so had to use whatever was made of scalebound as the basis resulting in worse gameplay and worse graphics then the previous entries and a game full of empty arenas
Game was shit. I'm glad Platinum died, shame Kamiya got himself another job though. Hopefully Nintendo has found somebody good for Astral Chain 2.

Credible leaks so far?

>>720315843
Most likely, we will get one since Prime 4 is releasing by the end of the year so this would be where Nintendo ramps up the marketing for it to full.

>>720292336
I just want a port of these two games

>>720316346

Saturn first please.

>>720300508
>nintendo port
>new content
I want KI:HD more than anything but c'mon now.

>nintendo keeps making new zelda games set in the map/world of link to the past
>no direct remake yet
How would you feel if they did a full 3d remake of link to the past? Not like the LA remake, but rather a full 3d game like OoT.

>>720308041
It’s extremely middling. You might as well just replay Galaxy 1 or 2 again.

>>720292336
>hopes
metroid prime 4 releasing this month or oct latest
>dreams
mercurysteam announcing metroid 6
metroid prime 2/trilogy remaster
>expectations
metroid prime 4 release date somewhere later this year
metroid prime 2 shadowdrop on gcn virtual console

>>720307924
They are all shit. Give me Gravity Rush.

>>720317254
>It’s extremely middling
No it’s not kek. It’s literally the best PS5 exclusive.

>>720317317
It's also the only one lmao.

>>720317317
More like the only exclusive

>longest Direct ever (with no focus on new hardware)
>a lot of third party stuff was already given its own Direct a month ago
Damn, what are they cooking up?

>>720317450
Smash ultimate switch 2 edition, now with more fire emblem.

>>720317450
Mario City Simulator

Charlie kike gets shot on the neck and a nintendo direct gets announced? Cant complaint

>>720292336
>Hopes
Fire Emblem and a new Wario game. Anything else I like is a bonus.
>Dreams
Capcom porting the Resident Evil Outbreak games to Switch 2 (along with other platforms) with good online and an Outbreak File 3
>Expectations
Some small reveals on Air Riders, Tomodachi Life and Rhythm Heaven release dates, and maybe like 3 different announcements related to Mario for the anniversary. More stuff obviously, but those might be the highlights.

>>720317671
link
now!

>>720307924
I hope Astro Bot more than anything just to watch snoypony 9/11 in real-time

>>720317450
Virtual Boy 2

>>720317735
the video is on /pol/
Lots of blood

Donkey Kong Bananza New Funky Mode

>>720317856
No way in Hell he survived that.

>>720317671
what are you saying you piece of shit? are you glad someone died???

>>720317917
Funky Dong

>>720318003
Im fine when people I dont like die

>>720318147
fucking pos

>more likes from Japan than west on social media
huh I wonder how long nintendo stuff will remain popular outside of Japan

>>720317856
holy fuck
who would do this to a such proud MIGA patriot?

>>720318207
Nips are way more into Twitter than burgers, leaves, or gyros.

>>720316991
>leaves PS4
>enter Switch 2
We would see levels of meltdown thought unknown

>>720317671
nature is healing
>>720318003
cry more snowflake

can't wait to see the new $70-80 switch 2 games

>>720318171
>claims to be pro-life
>claims to be pro gun

>>720318545
cant wait to see the new $70-80 port`

>>720318593
babies don't have skin color until they murder someone

>>720318593
Pottery, bravo Nolan.

>>720318380
yeah I agree the new mega pkm had more likes on the JP tweet

>>720295517
Carrot on a stick, you dunce. Keep getting baited

>>720296173
Not outside the wheelhouse of Sakamoto, weirdly. Famicom Detective Club is decent and has a nice tone, too.

>>720318593
>he's fucking dead now
Not surprising having seen the vid but damn.

Can Nintendo even name the next 3D Mario "Super Mario 74"?

>>720317671
wait? seriously?

>>720319235
why is this going around

>>720292336
Hey Pikmin 2

>>720319246
Check the news. Got shot in the neck. Blood gushed like a friggin' fountain.

>>720301623
better off just buying a used 3ds xl and modding it

>>720317671
Trump himself when? For real this time, not as a campaign stunt.

>>720293392
>Virtua Fighter 5
Based

>>720319307
Considering he's sided with the government hiding the Epstein files, the ideology of the shooter may not be as obvious as initially observed.

>>720319556
dont say that, its not funny. Can you imagine a Vance presidency

Nintendo should delay the Direct out of respect for Charlie Kirk. It would be inappropriate.

>>720292336
I'll be missing it due to obligations, but I made this bingo to make fun of those rumors.

I doubt a line gets filled

>>720299770
Can you idiots stop being idiots for 5 seconds.

There will NEVER be a KIU remake as long as Sakurai aint working on it. And right now he not only is working on KARs, but he is obviously gonna work in Smash right after that.

All expectations towards the directs are always wrong and it is extremely sickening of reading your stupid ideas every single time, i hope you fucks all die of cancer!

>>720319765
Japan doesn't give a fuck about US politics.

>>720292336
an original nintendo IP that doesn't suck ass

>>720319817
jackbox party pack 7 is already on switch / switch 2.

>>720319995
It will get a Switch 2 Edition.

>>720319817
>18 of these are old games ported/ compilations.
Give me strength, it tendies like you that let Nintendo get away with spending the last 3 years of the switchs life just porting wii u games and fucking up mario 3d all stars

>>720319765
guess it times south park have cartman get shot

>>720319995
Switch 2 edition ngl I ran out of fucking 7s

>>720320031
>>720320073
the fuck would that do?
even as a shitpost this is poor. Apply yourself.

>>720320159

New thread this one is about to die

>>720320035
Like if this bingo actually blackouts that would be not a D- direct I only made it to make fun of the so called theme of 7s to mock leakers who can't shut their mouths

>>720292336
>Hopes
XC2 switch 2 upgrade, Mario Kart World updates, maybe something from Vanillaware and a new game that we don't know anything about
>Dreams
Nintendo buys all the Rareware ips, ape escape and gravity rush and does something with them, they also kill Cuckmann in the direct, that's why it's an hour
>Expectations
Splatoon raiders showcase, the new metroid, pokemon and kirby air riders, also a new game that they didn't announce

charlie kike getting his due reward, a nintendo direct on friday, could this week get any better?

>>720320124
120hz mouse mode dummy

The real question you should've asked, how the fuck did Jack get a dev kit before Konami

>>720320412
>120hz mouse mode
that wouldn't affect a damn thing, the games themselves are played on your phone

>>720319901
>>720319817
And then theres THESE CUNTS!

Theres no such thing as the three sevens... ALL LEAKERS ARE WRONG!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA

>>720318593
Who?

>>720320386
you already made this post

>>720320997
no i didnt but im glad someone else had the same idea

>>720320509
There are more than 3 7's on that bingo, are you blind?

>>720316557
>SR
Shit taste