Thread 725302972

Afro guys are welcome

>>725302972 (OP)
Shit image. The dragon car's eyes should have been bugging out too.

Fuck Yakuza, when the FUCK IS SPONGEBOB

1579-4746

You get to nerf one item and buff one item. What're you going with?

>>725302972 (OP)
Oh, i just saw what happened to the last thread, i guess this is it then

>>725303261
This I need that burger car for big the cat

>>725303331
>i just saw what happened to the last thread
do I wanna know

>>725303117
The dragon is avoiding eye-contact. He knows what he did.

>>725303331
Festival threads should be allowed when festivals are up much like Splatoon and the Splatfest threads.

>that joker using laser and stealing 1st place at the last frame

I can’t even be mad, that was amazing

>>725302972 (OP)
Why is this game so expensive? And is it any good?

>>725303443
No it wasn't fuck that cock sucker and his tapping pansy ass team.

>>725303312
>Nerf
The green glove. It should not homing attack. The red glove already does that. What's the fucking point?
>Buff
The 100 rings pick up should do something else if you already have 100. I'm not sure what.

>>725303464
>Why is this game so expensive?
Sega continues to exist, despite their best efforts.
>And is it any good?
Yes, but get it on a sale.

>>725303464
Yes it is good and yes it is expensive
Wait for a sale or a good key site offer

I honestly had my brain turned off during the 1st lap, sorry about that Metal.

>69
nice

72106520
3/4

>>725303841
Dw lol, latency fucked me up bad and threw me off bound twice in the first lap...

>>725303331
Imagine, talking about videogames.

>>725303841
That’s more like it!

51595046

>Tap Your Allies
>In open matchmaking
Who thought this was a good idea, niggas are all over the god damn place

Enjoy that 1st, you earned it. Also the timing of that invincibility before the goo was perfect.

>>725304319
>literally have allies avoiding me
>everyone on team has less than 10 taps
>3rd place

Sagebro you gotta back out and rejoin

I don't hate White Space enough.

Add him.

>>725303261
I think at the end f this month, followed by NiGHTS during Christmas hopefully

>>725304853
They need to announce some new free characters, this silence is killing me

Glory to Dr. Eggman

That ring at the end of Coral Town feels like such a fucking scam.

>>725303261
>Yakuza AND SpongeBob
I'm quite content with both.

>>725303261
Likely the 20th so 2 weeks

>>725305102
It's actively not worth going for it ever. Some levels are just like that. The shortcut is great or it's useless.

Glad I got 1st because the treatment I received going into the 3rd lap almost made me tear up. It was that brutal.

Shit i got kicked out for some reason

>Facing the other /v/ lobby
GGs, almost won.

No idea why but i cant join the lobby for some reason. I’ll turn off and on again

i swear people are trying to lose on purpose
how are you getting 7 taps? it's literally impossible to get less than 30

>>725305878
weird

>Random on the team not using collision boost
I'm gonna freak out.

Dumb lobby nukes. I'm hoping to push 10k by the end of today.

>>725305946
Ok am back sorry about that. Let’s hope i can join this time

>>725305995
>some /v/ros at 10k
>me at 3.5k
Sucks i have to work during the day but man your guys are intense

>>725306048
I sent an invite try join through that maybe

>Previous team pissed me off
That's it, I'm picking Blizzard Valley

>>725306370
Yup, waiting for end of race

I HATE 1 POINT LOSSES

>>725306434
>waiting for end of race
we're sitting in the lobby so idk
I think I'll just remake it real quick

Sorry, I was busy arguing with Sonic and forgot to change my gadget.

>>725306160
>working
>on the weekend
I am so sorry anon.

5108-0226

>>725304968
Game Awards TRUST

He’s in

We TAPPED

>>725306973
That moment we were all together felt magical.

>>725306565
The plus side is that it’s drawing porn
The downside is that I’m n9t good or famous enough to take more than 1 day of rest, which will be tomorrow

>>725306929
>He’s in
sonic superstars

This network will be the end of me.

All right I'll take a break there. That's a lot of connection errors today. Thanks for the games.

FUCK Kraken Bay

someone else host a lobby mine always fuck up somehow

>kept getting stardust speedway music each lap
Good tapping Metal.

comm error

>>725307476
Very nice

>>725307521
Hue hue hue

>Miku, Yakuza, Spongebob, Persona, TMNT, Pac-Man, Avatar TLA, Megaman all in the game game
I still can't believe they pulled it off
This is a rosterfag's wet dream

>>725307751
>No Wreck It Ralph
It's trash

8658-0193

>>725305116
oh well that's too bad, because i'll probably quit this game once Kirby Air Riders comes out

So how bad are the lobby connections?

>>725307886
doesn't exist?
>>725308021
yes

>>725307995
Meant for >>725305249

>>725308021
Very.

>>725306929
She needs to be a stage hazard

6793-7377

>DC
15640469
New lobby

>>725307476
Agreed. Last track I S ranked, and also the worst.

LASER CARRY ME TO VICTORY

>>725307476
I haven't S ranked a single track, is there a preferred char/vehicle/gadget set up?

>>725308284
2/4
>>725308021
Mine was fine until I tried to respond to this post.

>>725308481
Generally drift shit, ring boost and some ring gain
Extreme gears are probably the best for it due to the boost bonuses

>>725308196
My game shutdown unexpectedly again.
3921-6927

>>725308679
Damn bro this might be a you problem

>>725308729
Yeah it might be a mod I have enabled. I will need to see what is causing it later.

My ass was desperately reaching out for Shadow. Glad we won that.

>>725308481
Extreme gears on Sonic Speed
Speed or Handling cars on Super Sonic Speed

>WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO NOW, ELLIE?!

LOL.
I love that they're giving all the characters they're adding to the game voices again UNLIKE SONIC'S

Time to punch

>>725308021
it's fucking awful trying to keep 4/4 matchmaking lobbies and I don't even try 12p lobbies anymore
the worst part is I know sega is retarded enough to prioritize something else before making it even slightly more stable

That was CLEAN

>going into the final lap with triple boost + drill + monster truck
Yoinking time.

>Shoot out mode
Ugh

Did you like my parking?

last second dark chao came in clutch, raised the hit points enough to win

>entire race is me and Ichiban literally trying to outwit each other with missiles and be a dick to each other
>me and that same fuck go on to respectively bag 1st and 2nd
lmao

Right, she's in.

>2hits

I suck so bad at shootout its unreal

>Comm error
Go on without me bros.

>1st lap
>Ichiban and Jet trying to bully me
>these fuckers are literally stalling and pulling uturns with triple missle stacks to try hitting me
>in fucking 12th
METAL
ROUGE
SOMEONE
HELP

>>725310204
use the attack item up gadget and look if the enemy is flashing red or silver before throwing

>>725308284
Last one for me, ggs

>>725310493
ggs
>>725308284
3/4

I got my 1k ggs sonic lobby

>blazebro breaking so i can finish first

I don’t deserve you

Oh for fuck's sake just press A to accelerate already

Urban Canyon sucks so much dick.

>>725311037
Cursed team

>Shoot Out ending
Time to play then.

Uhm, what the fuck???

Mods SAVE me from this thread where people play and talk about gamesl!!! Move it to /vg/!! I need more room for eceleb and veiled porn threads!!

any free slot?

>>725311317
There's no saving you from Tap Boost, anon

I got 5000 festival points. I wonder if that is enough to make top 1000.

Clocking in for my ticket grind. Anybody got a spot?

>>725308284
3/4 again

They should've just made riders 2

this is game is borderline kusoge during shoot-out, it's so fucking bad man

>>725311037
Pretty sure those are the fags I was dealing with here >>725310270

> Started out the festival needing like 12 course decals
> Now have all of them and two horns

>>725311531
It's called Zero Gravity

>>725311464
Last festival i stopped at 5k and ended up like 2000th place or smth

>>725308284
ggs

>>725311550
>Hits don't count on invincible opponents
>Opponents are constantly invincible
>Frenzy time has item boxes floating above you so you can potentially miss all of them
Fuck it, bring spin drift back.

>>725311531
>not pure boost
Traitor.

Tume to tap the cat

>>725311317
Switch game

>>725311592
Which crossworlds did you got?

>Against the other /v/ lobby
Welp

Ain't played collision boost yet. How is it compared to the others?

>>725302972 (OP)
>Yakuza driver
>no horse

>>725311817
It's the same, except you win if you focus on colliding with your teammates instead of opponents. Also you have to waste two gadget slots with collision boost.

>>725311817
The only fun one

>>725311681
I think SEGA should rethink this particular game mode. They should unironically disable all invincibility except post hit one for this one. Give some other thing to compensate, like getting team boost also gives rings

>>725311783
Museum into dinosaur jungle

Now those were some good taps.

>>725311884
Rank all the festival modes right now

>hiding my goo behind a boost
Get fucked.

>>725312075
Oh in that case no, this lobby was rainbow garden into white cave

>>725311743
Many taps were had

>>725312124
Source?

>>725312247
No no, I meant those were the same asshats.

>>725312139
>Air Trick
>Ring Grab (pre-exploit)
>Dash Pad Boost
>Collision Boost
>Tap Boost
>Spin Drift
>Lobby Disconnects
>Item Attacks

What the fuck.
> Using a boost build
> Getting dead last every time
> Switch to bagger build
> No one hits me, I spend most of the race in first

>1st 2nd 3rd 4th

The only way this could feel better would be if it were on a x2 bonus points

>say fuck it and throw my green glove
>it clearly missed Amy on my screen
>but apparently something hit her
>take her 1st
Nice when the ghost hits work in your favor.

>>725312631
You did it, but at what cost?

>>725312336
Well I was Jet, but I didn't play on museum today, so most likely the other 3 then.
I do hang at the first item boxes for a free triple reds though.

>>725307751
>No Roll
Could have been perfect…

>>725312471
>Air trick number 1
That is the correct answer

>>725312248
The taps

>that item spam at the end
>still got all four top spots
Unbeatable.
>>725312331
That's the whole thing anon, sorry.

>>725312662
I used the King Boom Boo I smuggled in the pipe section and it hit pretty much the entire lobby behind us.

My B. I went for the shortcut jump at the end and some guy had a tornado. Good thing nobody understands the tap game mode

>>725312631
shh don't expose the secret tech

>Jet preparing to challenge me for 1st
>watch him get fucked by the ghost
>suddenly Shadow swipes 1st
Where'd you come from

>almost midnight

Fuck this game is additive... i’ll stop at the end of tap boost bros

T.metalla

>ruined by items and fell off the shortcut
>still won due to taps
Neat.

>>725312653
lock in

>>725313163
>>725313210
Somehow I was able to make the cut and secure 2nd. Also:
>completed Donpa Mania from that race

Lobby died I guess.

>>725313325
Based, congrats

>>725312653
>YFW 2x Point Chance
>In open matchmaking
>It's Tap Boost

>>725313191
The Shadows...

Last one for me!

I just realized Metal Harbour has no water section despite it making a huge amount of sense to have one.

>>725313718
If there’s a water section on a ship there’s a problem. See kraken bay

>>725313192
GGs Metalbro, thanks for tapping me.

>Mall shortcut tool my from 1st to 12th
I like the idea of that route but man is it kinda bad with how tight the packs are in this game

I know you guys say this game is unpopular and dead but a ton of random YouTubers reference the game. Not even gaming ones, tech ones and board game ones too.

>Radical Highway
Sorry in advance.

>>725313814
>Mall shortcut
He doesn't know

>>725313851
>I know you guys say this game is unpopular and dead

We do?

>>725313851
Probably because it's only one of like two Unreal Engine 5 games that doesn't run like horse shit.

>>725313814
If you mean the one at the very top, then it's a longcut. It's a trap, like the second lap's Aqua Forest ring.

>the timing of that invincibility before the ghost
>that fucking finale of us dashing to the finish line
Now that was fucking fantastic.

>>725313794
Thanks for the games bros! It was great. I loved tapping you!

See you next time

>>725313996
Yes

I wish I could ignore the voices telling me to take the Radical Highway rail.

>>725312653
>wrong gadgets equipped

>>725314246
I only go for it on the first lap, that way I don't feel like I'm throwing if I miss.

>>725314251
Just say you were getting hit with items all race and nobody will ever know.

>>725313851
>unpopular and dead

The only people saying that are the mk fanboy, there are more f them than us so they’re extremely vocal, but I personally find matches faster on sonic than mk

>>725314319
i actually forgot to equip my gadgets while making that post and ended up alt f4ing before the match started

Jesus we got fucked hard during that race. We need a 4th.

>tap tie
Crazy.

>Dark chao shuffling items
>Decide to cut through to grass regardless
>3 boosts and a Lazer
Dark chao isn't so bad

>blizz valley
>donpa
>market street
All kino choices for once, holy smokes.

>Sonic Speed during the final lap
>come in 1st
Love my extreme gear.

Not gonna lie this festival felt boring compared to the others. But I'm glad we've finally reached the point where we'll start getting classic sega characters

>>725315161
Oh wait the song is called Sonic Speed Riders.
Un-gravitify best Riders song

>>725315161
Based EG chad

>>725307037
i really do get a dopamine hit from crossing the finish line with my team

>>725315302
I personally don't give a shit about Yakuza so this was a real snore festival, to be honest.

3244-2341
1/4
ill play for a good hour and a half before i got to run chores

>>725313851
>I know you guys say this game is unpopular and dead
What?

>>725315302
>modes are tap and tap again(lets not kid ourselves with collision)
>other mode is straight up dogshit shoot out (more like shit out)
>no new track
>new character in question is from a relatively niche franchise depending on who you ask
Next festival should be more exciting.

>>725315385
But when's the blob feet mod?

>>725315302
I'm having fun because this is my first time joining /v/ lobbies but the modes could be better. I hope the NiGHTS one is fun since I'll be living on this game during that time.

>match finally starts after a long wait
>A communication error has occurred

>OH FUCK A GHOST
>team fills boost and parries it
>OH FUCK A GHOST
it's always the second ghost that gets you. That was still sick regardless.

>Nightsfag
>Amyfag
>Amyfag's gay Blazefag butt buddy
>Rougefag
>Creamfag
>TheMikufag-
>all of them shamelessly avatarfag on the daily
Yup, we're just a general now.

>>725315921
Hope you like air tricks and ring grab events

>>725316345
Don't forget yourself
>cry like a little bitch fag

[Buy a fucking ad sega]

Hopefully Spongebob just in time for Thanksgiving

>>725316371
Every festival should have air trick

>>725316371
Best modes

Any lobbies?
Can just play until I get the festival rewards

>>725316371
>ring grab events
Will they fix the exploit, I wonder

So uh...Rougebro I kinda forgot the code.

>>725316395
Oh right, I forgot to list the Crybaby Sagefag. Thanks for reminding me.

>>725316602
haha...

>>725316628
You main Sage? Well at least you don't use Charmy.

I may or may not have not realized that it was Tap Boost time and not Collision Boost time, though we still won.

>>725316371
I do, actually. I feel like they'll have a boost event though.

>>725316371
Air tricks would be great.

>>725316769
I've never done a lobby, how much is the friend bonus?

>>725316826
5 extra tickets. Nothing really but after a long session it adds up.

>>725315524
2/4

>>725315524
2/4
come on and join anons!

>>725316890
5 festival points. My mistake. I don't know if it gives more tickets.

Wow, people just straight up do not tap each other if they aren't in a premade.

>touch 1st during lap 3
>green glove into green glove into slicer
what the FUCK am I supposed to do there?

>>725315524
>>725316965
4/4 all full

The biggest flaw this game has currently is the rate at which you earn tickets. Yes festival tickets were buffed but we need another buff. Make it 500 instead of 100.

>>725317174
I think it's just a combination of people not being willing to hit the brake for the sake of taps and others just not giving a shit. Especially when it comes to randos you'll do one race with.

>>725317586
>500
Relax, King Donny needs to eat too.

ACK DC
4276-4159

>>725317174
the average random is either a child, a hopeless idiot, or a millennial gamer dad who likes sonic trying to relax
none are good teammates

>>725317762
If you were the Ichiban, the lobby didn't disband oddly enough

>>725317762
We ended up winning

>frantically tapslapping miku at the final stretch trying to stay ahead of the rapidly approaching monster truck
Horror story.

>DC'd right before shoot out
Maybe it's a sign.

pussy cruncher

>Shoot Out
This is where I take a break. GGs Miku/Joker/Eggman, we crushed it.

>>725308284
2/4

>>725318542
GGs!

Festival lobby for big dick gigachads:
17783688

>>725318149
>>725318542
ggs gamers

SHOOT OUT TIME LETS GO!

>>725319016
>SHOOT OUT TIME
see you in 30 minutes

>>725308284
Still 2/4, not sure who tried to join, but I guess they failed to connect.

>>725318783
>dc
Sorry, Cream bro.

>>725319086
said it was full to me. might be a glitched lobby

>>725319086
That was me >>725318783
I tried joining and got a time out. Now guess what happened again to my own lobby!

>>725319160
Rip, remade lobby
89212152

>ghost
>rocket
>weight
>right before the fucking finish line
. . .

>>725319292
It really snowballed in the worst way that last stretched

>>725319260
>lobby full
Damn, though I'm in no hurry to play Shoot-Out anyway.

I don't like the immediate results I'm getting these past few matches after starting to use item hoarder + item swap

>>725319292
should have played around it

Damn, the shoot out event is raping my ass.

I've only had this happen twice, and the other time was without Tap Boost.

>>725319508
>>725319794
That's the name of the game

PRE-RELEASE JUMP SCARE

>crashed
paying for my crimes last race I see

the FIFTH TIME I GET GUNKMA"D TO LAST PLACE, i cant take this much more bros...

>final stretch
>they all have drills

Welp, time to stop playing the fest and go play this!

>>725320195
Start bagging and quit playing like an honest weenie

Short fuse doesn't seem as reliable as I thought in Shoot-out
Is attack item chance up better?

>>725320308
that and glove-up

>>725320308
No shit

Isn't the festival ending in a few minutes?

>>725319260
3/4

>>725320286
Nah, I'm good

>>725320286
Looks okay but it seems like people are only buying it for City Trial and the mini-games that come after it. That's not what I want in a racing game.

Just as a heads-up to Rumble players, they're giving away 50 red rings for free if you use the code 4EVERTHX, so go do that if you want.

And with that I pass 9k and got my last horn. Next up decals.

>>725320431
There's a whole 24 hours left bro

>>725320685
thanx boss

>>725320840
Oh what the fuck, we still on saturday. My bad.

>8th
>last item box
>saw

>>725320685
Fucking Nice, now I have enough for the Silver Neon skin (I haven't spent a dime yet)

>>725320685
Wow! 1/20th of a single skin!

>>725320286
sorry bro i dont have a toddler tablet 2

gg bros have to take imoutou to the mall now will play later. hope you guys have better games in tap or collision

Holy 154 taps Batman!

I love tapping I love tapping I love tapping

>>725321292
Anything is better than fucking shoot out. What a dogshit mode but GGs

Open lobbies?

Yeah I don't think I'm a fan of shoot-out much, especially with the warning alarm blaring for 60% of the race
>>725321292
GG's thanks for the games

>>725321350
AYO

>Got a 5 game win streak in Shoot Out
Wtf I love this mode now

>>725321401
It appears the other one is full at the moment so host

>>725320685
You can barely get anything.

I pulled free stuff on both Nikke and Uma and got banner girls; here, I get piss shit.

>>725321673
That means the system is working. Now open that wallet.

>>725320286
I dont have a Switch 2

Love to see the pack tapping all around

Do we have any lobbies up? I want to do some Eggpawn fiesta.

>>725321756
I spend money or real merch mostly. Waiting for my Doro figure atm

>>725321924
You know how it goes, wait some to drop from the full lobby or host.

Sorry guys. RNG fucked me good at the finish line

>>725322209
It happens, no worries.
>>725321924
It's funny to picture Shadow enjoying Doros

Great stuff. That x2 was well deserved.

>>725320286
Been watching people play it and the game just doesn't look all that appealing to me

9669 0455
it's time

>>725323045
Shit, just started with randoms.
Hopefully it's not full by the time I finish.

>>725302972 (OP)
genuine question, why are we still playing this instead of the Air Riders open test? are we ALL poorfags

>>725322717
Good taps bros

>>725323045
I will join in the Egg Pawn hijinks but draw the line at getting off my board.

>>725304319
What makes it worse is that every festival is this dogshit mode for half the rotation.

i got stuck in the fucking wall pawnbros

>>725320286
>no ado
>no fairy queen
YEP thanks for saving me 500+ bucks

>>725323181
You all work like a well oiled machine. Wish I was able to catch up a bit more there.

>>725323634
Yeah, that fucking sucks

Gotta make food, ggs Sage/Cream/Amy

>>725323638
>>725323729
GGs guys. Those were awesome.

>>725309204
go back to the sneedstorm mines, your stolen scrooges arent gonna pay for themselves sonny

>>725323729
>>725323771
GGs, thanks for the host Migubro.

>>725323729
GGs!

>>725323045
>Host Disconnected

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

>>725324015
And now Lobby is fking full.

Who the fuck took the spot in a second i got Dc'd

>>725324015
We won

lobby shidded pawns
8375 9209

I havent gottent to play the festival yet and I need friends

Lobby
8675-8906

>>725324390
2/4

I hope I didn't accidentally get top 1000

Lost to Crossworld Discord shitters..

>11th
>last item box
>saw
Thanks?

Got enough fucking ghost that race?

>drop quick recovery
>bullied all race
and back on it goes

Equip the fucking gadget. Or don't change the default one you motherfuckers

>>725324390
Sorry guys, dc. Couldn't join again cause lobby's full

I honestly get terrified when I enter a lobby and the team is all using the same character with crowns. You just know its gonna be a bad time.

Opening new lobby at 78507701

>>725325495
>mfw I didnt read the rules
lol

>>725325645
>YFW

3/4
86575-8906

We're making Eggman proud brothers.

>>725325645
I just alt f4

how do I get maid blaze for cheap in rumble

>>725325941
playing with the robros is too fun

I think the lobby broke, remaking
4402-0458

>>725326035
We play the better game and pray for papa Sega to add her costume to CrossWorlds soon.

>>725325719
2/4

>>725326676
Fill this lobby and let it run into the Egg Pawn lobby.

>>725326676
>enter the lobby and wait a few minutes for the race to end
>dc the second you guys are out

>28 taps
>bagging team steals top places

>>725327213
Working as intended.

That monster truck ruined everyything

>>725323154
We?

>>725325448
told you it's good
it's not THE BEST, but it's a very good gadget

>bagging Shadowcuck takes our 1st
>its okay because we got the most taps
>win

>>725327723
Notch was not fond of your complaining and cursed us.

Last race for me.

>>725328123
Just in time for me to leave.

>somehow had the steer assist on without realizing
>get cucked by an invisible wall trying to take the last shortcut on khronos

>boxing glove knocks me off into the abyss
>still tie somehow

Picking Radical Highway again because love me some I'm the coolest

2951-4321
SHIT out time

I was raped by gloves for your sins, and that's okay

>>725328661
normally you like that kind of thing

Damn we got dismantled that race. What a clusterfuck at the end.

>>725328661
By that he clearly means normally you should be raping me

Gotta head off, good games pawnbros. Good streak.

oh i got thrown out, i'll take a break for now anyways. gg pawns i'll host more later

Oh..eggpawn team lost in the void

>thrown in a lobby with a bunch of literal whos

>>725328978
>>725328981
PRAY FOR ME

>>725328960
how about right now

4402-0458
2/4
Shoot out is not that fun to be honest

>>725329038
You are Egg Pawn. Stand proud, you are strong.

>>725329301
We won but lost because of the bonus. Hate shoot out. GGs Egg Pawnbros

>>725329043
>asking to rape
Anon...

>can’t fucking hit anyone because my teammates are in the way or my opponents have armor

I fucking hate shoot-out

>D/C
Well I only had another 1 or 2 in me before I had to go, so thanks for the fun times Team Rose bros + Blaze (formerly Cream body double)

any open lobby?

>>725330107
I'm still over here
>>725328575

>>725329916
GGs!

>>725330202
>waiting for the race to end...
That's one long race.

Fucked at the end by falling at the curve. Thanks game.

>>725330509
Where are you?

4402-0458
3/4 No more shoot out

The things I would do to Nights

>>725330885
I think I tapped you off of the ledge. Apologies Blazebro

>>725330909
did lobby bug

>>725331036
I think it did
Cant even back out

>>725331074
Remade
1365-0275

>>725330509
If you're waiting for more than six minutes, something has gone wrong and you need to either restart your client or tell the host that their lobby is bugged.

>>725331346
Unff... IMAGINE

>>725331140
3/4

>>725331630
2/4 rip wave

>Number 1 Lead Keeper
>Finish in 10th - 12th
Sure love being punished for running literally anything other than the Silver Surfer or Bagging Builds. Lord forbid I wanna play with the gadgets I think are fun without being shit on for not having infinite invincibility or three drills to throw out at the end of the race, and then the game has the audacity to spit in my face like
>Well you were in 1st for the 95% of the race that doesn't matter, here's an extra 5 tickets that don't matter in the grand scheme of things lol
This game's balance is fucking insulting.

>>725331686
This is about to be painful. Hope you're ready to carry.

Gonna be done now. Good Races, everyone

>>725328575
>timed out
Sorry werebro. I'll try to rejoin.

>>725331808
>white splotches on her forehead
What did they mean by this?

75484144

Welp came in 1st which is a good note on my end. GGs

>Switch to a power car
>Suddenly doing a lot better
Huh, so that was all i needed.

>>725332190
3/4

>>725332190
my first time joining a /v/ lobby, so happy racings to the both of usr

>>725332285
Power is best for Slipstream due to hidden stats

>>725332446
dont worry about it we all get bagged in the end anyway

>>725332285
>just run this one exact vehicle type and nothing else if you even remotely wanna compete
So, we really are just having Mario Kart Wii all over again huh? Y'know, Funky Kong on Flame Runner and nothing else if you wanna win?

>>725332556
No dude, Waluigi Wiggler is just as good

>>725332556
Im not even trying to win man, I'm just trying to stay alive, far to often I'll be doing well only to get item fucked.

Open Lobby: 85763175
Didn't see any open lobbies, so I made my own.

>>725332549
>the only non /v/ user got a better rank than us
its over

>>725333016
Don't sweat it too much. Sometimes things go topsy turvy

>>725333016
You made Cream look bad... Now you'll pay...

How many points do you guys have in the festival? I’m at 5000.

>>725333224
A little bit over 1000. I always quit the nanosecond I clear a festival

>>725328575
DC again. I'll wait for you guys to finish.

>>725328042
Is this loss

>>725333224
10k

>>725333192
im sorry! i like my acceleration vehicle too much to change it

>>725333460
based

>>725332556
Nowhere close at that level of autism where the entire online lobby is x character on y vehicle type all using z pieces

>>725333539
NOT BASED, I GOT 12TH FUCK

>keep forgetting to change my gadgets
Might as well be throwing

>>725333581
We've been at that point when it comes to gadgets for a while. If you want to win you are running either the silver surfer build or the bagging build. You cannot win with any other build without external factors heavily working in your favor.

>>725308481
>Sonic Speed
Only real rule is to play the track decently well and upkeep boosts in some form (drifts, air tricks, rings, wisps, etc). Most tracks have a decent amount of wiggle room and can be S'd with pretty much anything so long as the gadgets have some emphasis on speed, webm related.
>Super Sonic Speed
Boosts are weaker, and with the faster game speed non-Handling types lose a lot of time on turns. Go Handling with a drift focus, ignore tech drift. For tracks with less turns, Speedmaxxing and driving in straight lines with ring boost/air trick focus is less effort but not hugely faster than snaking.

>>725332556
Kek hell no

Well that was a nice flip.
>that asshole that tried to tornado and stop me from using the shortcut to get 1st
I don't think so fucko.

How many hours left of the fest?

>we tied first place just by touching enough people
thank god for our first win lets GOOO

>>725334184
21.

WHERE ARE THE ICHIBAN MODS

>>725332982
Still 1/4

>>725334303
Almost a full day left? I was way off.

>>725333747
I believe in you!

Cute asian girls!

>>725334465
Today is Saturday. It ends Sunday Night, or Monday Morning if European).

Host disconnected fuck

>game crash
NANI?!

>>725334638
Was it Metal?

>>725334684
Does this look like Metal >>725334575

>>725334638
Does that happen a lot?

>>725334726
Egg Pawn did it.

>>725334901
I don't hang on /v/ nowadays enough to answer that. My home board is else where.

why are there four different versions of homing projectiles in this game

>>725335035
Because fuck you

>>725334489
>switched my vehicle to power jsut to see
>immediately get 3rd first try
bruh i didnt want this cursed knowledge of what i could become

>>725335035
The devs were big fans of Sonic 4.
Also known as mouthbreathing retards.

>>725335035
Because nigga did I just catch you frontrunning

>bagged by 3 drills
>they also had trucks
Guess it wasn't meant to be

>>725335084
What are they afraid of?

I used laser wisp and it flew me off the map

>>725335712
Me because I'm about to cream the rabbit for taking my 2nd

>>725335826
Go on and pass her anon

>>725335826
lul didnt mean to, but still we did good that round

>Using Power Vehicle with the standard Slipstream Build
>Can't spam drifts
>Can't spam air tricks
>Have awful ring gain
>Still get shit on by multiple trucks, drills, and other bullshit at the end
>Finish 12th
I'm having fun.

>>725336098
Yeah I'd say now we're even. It felt even better knowing that Eggman lost after abandoning his teammates for most of that race.

>shoot out
Fuck me this is gonna suck

This game is fuckin ass dawg.

ive failed my team

And now you understand why I hate Market Street for this dogshit mode.

>>725336181
Oh hey no I managed a 7th... Whoop dee fucking doo. Still lost to a 4 stack of TTV faggots running Ultimate Charge and not even playing the damn Shoot Out shit.

>>725336327
Yeah I'd say it's long since worn out any of the good will it had during the Network Test days because of metafaggotry ruining the game. We'll see if anything changes next month but let's be real, meta slaves will just jump ship to the 3rd most overpowered thing after the nerfs and we'll be back to square one cause god forbid people play for fun.

>guy in 1st just conveniently happens to have a tornado
Fuck this game

>quick recovery
>acceleration vehicle kit
>get 3rd

what an amazing mode

>>725336453
i like the map, but now i understand the struggle here
>also we got second this match
kill me

>>725336327
No

>>725336717
They just need to do something about the items, they're to prevalent and overpowering.
its worse than MK Wii and that game was a fucking disaster

>>725336856
>its worse than MK Wii and that game was a fucking disaster
I've been saying the same fucking thing for the longest time. I cannot believe the Monster Truck made it through playtesting when it's just a fully invincible version of MK Wii's Mega Mushroom, except now like half of the lobby can have one all at the same time. Who thought this was okay?

>>725336831
got disconnected goddamnit

Reminder that Sage isn't evil.

>>725336968
how many slots did you have before your d/c

>>725336968
Lucky, it was Market Street again.

>>725332190
3/4 again

>>725337086
it was filled, although just joined back, we back to 2/4
>>725337094
i still like the map despite it being bad team mode

I think the lobby is bugged

remade lobby because small indie company
31552104

>>725337218
i can see that
>>725337194
also realised tails was on our team, oopsie for somehow missing you there tails player

>>725337061
UMPH

>Lost to Sage and Creamfags
I kneel, CunnyGods

fuck me and the sage player have a long way to go

>>725337786
You got time, don't worry

And that is how you conquer the minecraft track.

>>725338115
through the skin of our teeth i see

Racing level 10 rivals in SSS is cancer.

>perfect victory with 2x
and that put me over 1k, I gotta go do life stuff now good luck friends

FUCK feels good to redeem myself here.
also fucking grand sweep we just did there team, all top 4 players lets GOO

>>725338375
If you're doing it more than once you must really enjoy suffering

>team finishes together
WE'RE HERE
REACHING FAR ACROSS THESE NEW FRONTIERS

>>725338375
Grinding race park? You're an idiot if you aren't grinding extreme. Shit is cheesable as fuck especially repeating e-stadium or market street.

>>725338493
a perfect end for the host leaving, id say thats good shit right there

>>725338459
>>725338676
GGs friends. Managed to get over 11k points as well.

Any lobby up?

>>725338757
been busy this week myself, but the matches we played got me over 1K so im happy enough to atleast get everything
>also on a lower note, almost 3K tickets away from maxing out cream friendship which is niceu

lobby: 46585538

Sex w/ Cream

That was my warm up round.

>>725339578
What do we do now

>>725339173
>dc
GGs anyway.

>>725339661
Chill until the next one

>>725339457
real>>725339457

Someone in this lobby doesn't see the 4th person. You might have to leave and rejoin.

>>725340172
I see the miku

>>725339926
Don't mind if I do
>>725339967
lewd

miku died on the way to the race track

I can't believe our Migu is fucking dead.

>>725303331
Is it over?

>>725339173
remade the lobby

24350571

>>725340232
Niceu

>>725340568
holy moly.

I wish there was an easy way to figure out which mod is causing my crashing, I've gotten so used to some of my mods that playing without them makes the game seem so much more different.

>>725340634
Are you using a mod manager or just the old fashioned way

>>725313718
That was the worst part about the carrier atage in Transformed though.

>>725313851
Mario kart world buried this game.

>>725319965
Doomer 'cord sister tried really hard with that one.
I still think costumes update will happen and it will be real money mtx.

>>725340568
But enough about (you)

>>725321171
>8th place
>purple wisp
For what purpose?

>>725319965
>>725341062
what is this about?

>>725341215
People thought it would be a paid currency when really they're just the staff credits.

>>725340857
Samir! How you been dude? It's been nearly a week.

I want wacky stuff like the Demifiend with a fairy or Jack Frost in.

>>725341239
oh, "credits" as in money I get it

>>725341071
Hmmm....nou my tap happy friend~

>start losing whenever collision event comes
>didn't notice i forgot to add qr to that plate
>start winning again
I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME

>take thin cartoon character with rubber limbs
>make them fat, thicc and human-like
Way to ruin the whole appeal.........

Festival lobby
23649534

>>725341372
keep going anon

>>725340798
I'm using the mod manager.

These matches tonight are hard as fuck.

>all these DC posts
Are you people trolling or just Americans?
I have hour long sessions with maybe one dc and that's it and i'm in southern europe.

>>725341404
post the pen cap gif, i know you have it

I forgot to swap my plate

>>725341456
it only happens when i play with /v/irgins and i bet it has to do with geography. when i lobby up with my irl friend we never get DC'd.

>>725341456
Lobby host should state their approximate location so I can stop joining South American and Eastern European lobbies when I'm from Vancouver

>>725341270
You are too sweet

>>725341353
>>725341353
>>725341353

new bread gogogo

>>725341456
Legitimately the only person I have played with here was a Sagefag that proceeded to explain a bunch of networking black magic.

>>725341247
Mkw won.
This game will go to 300 daily players once the festival is over. That's what you get for being cocky.

>>725341469
i genuinely dont know what youre talking about, sorry to disappoint

>>725341601
As sweet as you are rough with me on the track~

>>725341679
Nooooo my 300 players on the least popular console choice, what am I going to doooooo :(

>>725342009
Play MKW.

>>725342084
Samir, you know I'm not buying a Switch 2 before Splatoon 4 or a new F-Zero comes out, right?

>>725342008
Gotta show my appreciation somehow

>>725336327
This festival has soured my opinion on this game. Shoot Out and two Tap Boost with offensive items being tuned up has made this more annoying to fucking play. The actual racing mechanics are fine but you spend most of the time not fucking actually racing and just locked in on combat with no actual combat mechanics. I wouldn't mind that if there were actual collision mechanics, but they don't actually exist. You just slide against one another and whoever the netcode decides is a solid object wins. The netcode is also just fucking dog shit. You might as well just throw your item as soon as you get it because the game will just ignore you hitting anyone.

>>725342231
I hope you're at least satisfied by the time we cross the finish line

>>725342485
I'll say no so I get some more of ya