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>Game News (JP)
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>>529907309
So I should spam speed instead of doing friendmaxxing as all the guides say?

We hate Rice Shower here

on my way to Jukebox

>>529907946 (OP)
This game is so hilarious man. It's so strange and very Japanese. I love every minute of it.

Repeating the question:
I really want Mihono Bourbon, but I don't want to roll the banner right now, do we get stuff later on so I can get her, or is it feasible to try to farm her pieces?
Also, the piece shop says 25 max, is it per day?

>>529907946 (OP)
Who's that sexy mare on the right?

We love Rice Shower here don't we folks?

i do it for she

Out of boredom, I am playing around concerts with my hors.
It's a bit uncanny having Scarlet using her squeaky voice while Urara using her deep voice for singing after shifting their position around.

You aren't faggot, are you, /uma/?

>>529908136
No

>>529908116
you get a selector ticket later on but it's paid and i don't know how much, if some jpbro could clarify

Grilling up a big steak with Taiki for July 4th

>>529908208
>traps in my hons game
devilish

>>529908208
Why did they make the stallions more feminine than the mares if it's gay

>>529907309
grok, is this true

>>529908208
The one thing I kept wishing when training someone new is that they have bloomers, only to be met with shorts. There is nothing that I as a trainer want nothing more than to see McQueen's tight little butt in a pair of bloomers and I have been robbed. The same goes for Rudolf

So from what I can gather you build Nice Nature as a debuffer?

I ran out of clocks
What do?

I ordered the furyu top road

Let's say uma has a carry over pity. Would that even change anything? You still have to roll 200 amount to get the uma/card you want. I really don't get the advantage at all?

Oh wow, I didn't notice my clocks are on the red

Oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Umas for this feel?

Do I reach these stats before Summer camps or duing summer camps?

>>529908434
Suck someone else's clock.

>>529908413
yep
should be fun next week with3 horse pvp

Anyway, I jobbed on first long race and I am not going to use clocks.

>>529908208
Unfortunately i'm a complete faggot for the Emperor.

>>529908501
More players is never a bad thing even if a retard is the one promoting it

Mambo Mambo~ O Matsuri Mambo~

>>529908501
What's so funny?

>>529907989
Two friends is ideal, one is enough. I personally like to train just speed, power, and wit when necessary (aka not full energy or under 45 stamina). Maybe stamina if there are 3 people.
Friendmaxxing is a bit more advanced, for when you know that it won't end your career early

>>529908267
I'm willing to pay a reasonable amount, do you have any idea how long it takes for this ticket to be on sale?

Uma with 3 star stamina spark here.
619958654542

>>529908481
what do you mean anon of course it'd matter if the rolls carried over by this time I'd have 50 instead of 0

>>529907163
>so how do F2P fags unlock their 3* welfare trainees to 4* and 5*? statues?
There will be periodic event called legend race, this drops character pieces.

So what was my oguri cap missing here to win finale?

Also is it better to have two moderate increases or one increase? I had the choice of leveling up standard distance or getting first level for sunny weather for the final race

>>529908208

I'm a tranny IRL so I support my tranny horse overlords.

>>529908116
She's always available from now on and we'll get ssr tickets at some point and after you buy the 25 statues it gives you more but they keep increasing in price

>>529908562
So cool
Too bad we can't pull due to some upcoming support card

>>529908502
Me on the right

>>529908202
Urara got the most metal song yet in Unlimited Impact.

>>529908208
waiting for this mare

>>529908510
depends on your luck on rainbows, with 3* rentals you could easily get that during goddess portion

>>529908592
I think they release it on the half anniversary(6 months) but again you might have to ask jpbros

>>529908673
I did a 20... got Opera instead.

>>529908578
How do I kill this poster?

>>529908317
*Bourbongrok

>>529908658
I'll take care of your hons after you eventually off yourself, don't worry.

>>529908661
Thanks. Have some pics of my daughter that I want to inbreed with Mihono Bourbon.

>>529908753
LMFAO!!

Thanks to Uma (jp) autist
I can I access region-blocked dmm.co.jp to watch JAV & Gravure

Thanks a lot

Nice Long Golshi, speedkek. Cya

>>529908208
No cock like horse cock.

>>529908597
Don't mind me, just pirating this cyborg.

>>529908134
aston machan

Trying to get long URA but always ends up with medium.....

>>529908501
God I hope all this hype actually revives horse racing popularity

>>529908597
>shit parents
I sleep

Calumet has reached 22/30 capacity.

For any new players without a club, be sure to follow the guidelines in the OP and include /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile. There’s a mountain of applications and the last spots will go fast once anons follow the rules.

>>529908938
Got to start somewhere, anon.

>>529908510
Cheers to whoever made this chart, it's been really helpful.

>>529908501
They're both too stupid to keep playing the game. Goblin already quit the game after just an hour of the tutorial lmao

So is raising potential of horses just bait? I assumed they'd start you with the skill but they simply unlock it? I pretty much never buy skills that don't have skill hints anyway so it feels like a waste

>>529908701
Unironically my favorite song from Umamusu as of this patch.
The final shot is kino incarnate.

>>529908501
he's gonna be bricking so many newfags accounts like he did with arkek

>>529908938
The shitty parents eventually get bred out anyways.

>>529908616
4 and 5 star is a complete meme and one of the big reasons why people stopped actually whaling hard for umas.

>>529908785

Thanks homie she likes the high quality carrots.

>>529909037
some of them have great skills, but unlock potential is expensive. Get to know the hors and if it is worth it.

>>529909054
how so?

https://youtu.be/tOyY8Tzya8k?si=BkYwE8wXMgf5U56a
What do you guys think of the early trailer? This is how the game would look like if they didn't delay it.

who should i do...iirc i won with Bakushin, Urara, Suzuka, Teio, Daiwa and Taiki

>>529908838
Send your asshole into shock

>>529909148
the HECK is that thing???

>>529909037
You might not even get the skills you want from support cards. The potential skills usually have one or two really good ones that you want to GUARANTEE in your runs

>>529909148
Anytime.

>>529909054
His "advice" for Arknights wasn't even the problem (because it was all just general info stolen from CN vets). It was him being filtered then guidefagging and claiming he thought up the strats.

>>529909232
The shaders looked so incomplete. Thank god we got what we have right now.

>>529909256

What never seen a horse before?

Do we have Idol Group here?

>>529908501
BAfaggots really got fucked by that delay lmao

>>529909271
oh shit really? I pretty much always get the shit with a lot of hints lol
What are some examples?

>>529909232
>you can bump with other uma
kino

suzuka's giant horsecock in my mouth rn

Does Bakushin need stamina at all?

BUY UMA COINS!
https://dexscreener.com/solana/4u6hsqdkggrqhhyxbhw62svx6rgq9ik4b8gmd4k6yek1

>>529909232
The way it looks reminds me of neptune desu

>>529909037
You'll raise them eventually, but right now it's a bit too pricey and you want to use them for daily discount shop or support card first.

Do not yeet the Umas

>>529909232
Looks better now, but there is a lot to improve that won't be improved imo

>started game yesterday with one 10 rolls on horses, got Maruzensky.
>Finished the special beginner mission today, got Maruzensky dupe from random ticket.
Ehh fuck. Who am I suppose to pick with ticket now.

Shit
I'm out of time
I gotta do it!!

>>529909467
That’s great, Spe

>>529909483
Kill yourself.

>>529909483
gee just when i stop buying crypto...

>>529909520
its harder to fail a 37% than a 7%

>>529909439
There will be times were an event chain just refuses to fire and you get fucked out of a gold recovery skill

Where exactly are all these whale friends (you) guys keep talking about?

>>529909343
very funny looking horse!!!

>>529909480

We don't use Stamina here only pussies use that shit.

>>529908501
It's funny to think this could've been BA but because they got fucked over it didn't happen, lol.

>>529909498
Imagine being height mogged by Mayano Top Gun.

aiiiieee

I'm no expert but surely late starts aren't that common in IRL racing right?

Reminder that Mcqueen is an actual baseball freak, a Hanshin Tigers fan.

They literally released a meta INT support literally 4 days after Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series.

https://litter.catbox.moe/rbiursj5xzyh7by6.mp4

1 turn before the race when I was empty and literally had nothing to do (maybe go to race I guess)
This happens with her every fucking time. LIKE EVERY

she didnt fail me

Plz i need my ssr card

>>529909738
it could never have been BA
BA gameplay is boring shit
uma makes you scream for your hons to fucking run faster and break your heart when she gets passed by late surgers in the final 200m

>>529909627
Daiwa

>>529909795

It's actually a pretty common thing to conserve energy that way for the horses. It's more risky of a plan because you can risk getting caught in the crowd but if you can break through it's pretty much a free W.

How was it not enough

I can't believe this game runs on my really bad phone from 2020.

>>529909591
BAKUSHINNNNNNNNNNNN

>>529909738
>>529909437
>>529909874
Rent free

>>529909814
Pinkish ears are the lewdest

>>529909902
then why does uma musume treat it like a crippling debuff

Uma is like the shopping cart theory. It tests if you are a normal member or society or a savage brute controlled by their instincts.
Cygames has a no porn policy because otherwise it would be very difficult to convince owners to license their horses. If they would have to make OC horses only it would probably kill or severely damage the IP considering how many fans of the real Racehorses there are.
If you can understand Cygames reasoning, you will not look up or try to make Uma porn.
If you don't care, then you clearly don't care about Uma and are nothing more than a savage that can only think of beating his dick.

>>529909912
>race so short powerlet couldn't even rich top speed at last spurt
kek

>>529909627
You gotta search hard.

>>529909912
>ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI

>>529909738
>streamers ever touching the cunny gacha

>>529909814
Uma is literally part of japanese baseball chan culture now up to this day.

>>529909990

Again it's high risk high reward, you can get caught in the crowd and get fucked hard in a race but if you break through you have so much energy saved up since you lagged behind that you can burse through the clearing.

>>529909829
After that, she failed like 5% training, got in a bad mood and got this.

Is there any other Late/End horse that isn't hard to deal with? I just want to understand aprox numbers I need, I am so tired of this stupid shitter.

>>529909912
>only 401 power
>takes forever to accelerate to top speed
gee I wonder why

>>529908208
Explain this then?
https://litter.catbox.moe/buuitqc92yftxagf.jpg

>>529909996
I'm pretty sure the popularity of uma musume has shifted the balance of power to Cygames over the horse owners. The boomer owners from the Showa era are the only reason this retarded fan content policy even exists in the first place.
But now that owners are begging to have their honse in the game, it's open season

>>529909627
Either search through the arena leaderboard or the top guilds' rosters

>>529909864
So that’s what the O stands for

>>529909869
only 14 more pulls!

>>529908208
>Horse with the giant knockers also has a penis

Wtf this game keeps getting better

>>529910160
But /uma/ told me to just pump speed and nothing else matters???

>>529909912
nishino flower is always gigarigged in sprinters stakes

>>529908743
Thanks, I will just wait then.

>>529909750
Still, could be worse.
You could be shorter than Wooby

>>529909996
I understand their reasoning but I still want to beat my meat to tarumae's inverted nipples

>>529909814
Also the V sisters are owned by Kazuhiro Sasaki who played for Seattle Mariners and was a Baystars player in Japan.

>>529910156
Turn her into pace chaser. She's already B you can get to A easily with good parents.

>>529909498
I need to have sex with Zenno Rob Roy

>>529909996
Kiryu-san.........

I keep fucking failing 1% and 10% rolls wtf!!!!

so have you started watching real horse races yet?

>>529909996
Nah. It just makes sure that degenerate shit like actual horse cock and beastiality forever stays on the absolute fringe.

Hence, pure, heterosexual sex between uma and trainer, as God intended, is by far the overwhelming majority of porn for this franchise even after 7 years.

Mashallah.

>>529909912
Having a high top speed doesn't matter if you can't accelerate before the race is over.

so if i borrow I have to give the trainers monies? does he get the monies?

>>529910156
Unironically not your fault. Middles and Chaser running styles are terrible early on without good cards.

post follower count

>>529910312
I WANT to play as Late/End and udnerstand how it works and how to beat long races. I don't give a fuck about her specifically. If I wanted to play as chaser, I would fucking play as a chaser, don't you think so?

kimi no aiba ga **(ORE NO AIBA GA)
zukyun dokyun hashirideshi (fufu)
bakyun bukyun kakete yuku yo (fuwa fuwa)
konna reesuu wa hajimete (san ni ichi Fight!)
zukyun dokyun mune ga nari (fufu)
bakyun bukyun daisuki da yo (fuwa fuwa)
kyou mo kanaderu
hapi hapi daarin san ni ichi Go Fight
upi upi hanii san ni ichi (uuu Fight!!)

So Support Cards are actually harder to get than characters? From my understanding you can farm characters with stars, right?

>>529910389
Rudolf going to dry you until she has a child for every crown she has.
It's seven, if you forget

Who let this tiny child out on the racetrack?

>managed to come 1st in this race
Excuse me?

>>529910387
I've included more horses in my animal video watching at least, Goldshi is cute

>>529910175
Kind of rude to interrupt her meal time

>>529910389
I just saw porn of Goldship with a horsecock plowing Rice Shower

>hors porn bad
True! Make ningen porn instead

>like agnes tachyon
>look up her irl counterpart
>only did 4 races
>wins all of them
>retires
what a fucking chad

>11 turns
Easy race
>14 turns
Easy race
>8 turns
Medium race
>3 turns
Hard race
>2 turns
Harder race
>0 turns
Even harder race
Why does cygames do this?

>>529909921
Oh shit finally
my first 3* Spark

>>529910456
Then play Goldshi

>>529910585
just plan ahead bwo

im ok with uma yuri if its between a canon stallion and a canon mare

>>529910527
I'll treat her to jumbp parfait afterwards.

another run dead

>>529910447
Newfrogs love me

>look up some irl uma backgrounds
>found out an uma named meishou doto is still living peacefully in a farm with a cat named meto
>this is so cute
>taiki used to live next to doto
>they were so close irl it's almost gay
>some fanarts potrayed them living a comfy farming life
>read a tweet about how living a retired life with dotou together in a farm fixed taiki's bad temperament
>and more details about their moments together
>so cute it might gave me diabetes
>then i found out that Taiki Shuttle died 2 years ago
>saw pic of irl doto griefing
>and a bunch of tearjerking fanarts of sad doto seeing taiki go
>starts sobbing and crying for hours
i've never cried this much in years, fuckkkkk

Shitty game for subhumans

>>529910585
or play a career that doesn't have to deal with classical year races

>>529909996
>Cygames has a no porn policy because otherwise it would be very difficult to convince owners to license their horses.
Didn't one of the owners specifically request large knockers?

>>529910585
you also want to do race in between goals to get more skill points bwo

>>529910652
I am. Issue is I’m getting smothered, just need better sparks I guess.

>>529910542
Anon…I got bad news…

>>529909996
I actually think the ban does good since I don't have to see those that just masturbate to the art argue about the skin color of the male in the image

>>529910702
but let's talk about genshin somewhere else

>>529910546
Some horses do be like that. Still, Tokino Minoru did it better
> literally nicknamed Perfect
> win debut race
> 10 races
> 10 victories
> die
What a phantom

>>529909912
Nishino BRICKER does it again

>>529910720
They say king halo's owner specifically requested him to be an ohoho ojousama

>>529910447
No idea how it got this many I don't even have anything maxed out

>>529910812
A horse with a mission.

>play the game drowsy
>gave Bakushin an end closer skill
She still ended up decent.

>>529910387
I'm gonna buy a ticket for my country's big yearly event this October and travel 200 kms for it.

>>529910653
I think every ship I’ve seen is stallion in stallion or mare on mare

>>529910672
She has an unreasonably hard campaign, just failed it myself
>>529910716
If you’re playing campaigns to win campaigns and not because you wanna play your favourite uma you’re ngmi and should quit
>>529910737
Using “bwo” repeatedly is practically namefagging

>>529910693
This happened to me when I was learning about Haru and also Taiki/Meisho, the thing with Urara having such a huge impact on people despite her always losing was adorable.

>>529910456
Show us your deck anon. Maybe there's a problem with your ratios.

Nice gf

>>529909912
KONO POWA

>>529910702
lmao, enjoy being a salty faggot playing your mandated slop while we enjoy a game with actual decision making and thought + soul put into it

Huh I didn't expect getting this, how good is she?

>>529910693
doto is a funny horse, he threw a fit every time he heard the name TM Opera O mentioned so they assumed he really hated him but when they met they were really friendly so it turns out that for some reason the one he hated was Opera's jockey and he just associated the name with him

>>529910510
>long race
>172 stam

>>529910918
ok bwo

I am sorry /uma/
i have to do guts today

3* wit spark useful at all? Not sure if I should put it as my support or if I should leave it

>>529910791
Remember that it is ALWAYS morally correct to hit the bad Opera O man.

>>529910936
pripri mentioned

>>529910942
I love her. Gonna help her beat that bitch teio in her second race. I’ve closed the gap down to 1 1/2L

>>529910942
fuwa fuwa

>>529910961
Great unique inherit for front runners.

bros i'm too invested in my jp account to make the switch to global
i hate it when i see you guys having so much fun in global and i'm being left out

>>529910961
Very good, her unique skill is pretty universal so she's a good pick for inheritance

>>529910918
but that's not me bwo...

>>529910693
Doto is so nice and friendly im glad he got way popular after retiring

>>529910542
umm... mister?

>>529910890
>Girl name

>>529911028
Only power (and sometimes stamina) matter.

seeeeeeeex

Can we defeat BA too?

>check club room field
>no more agnes whipping oguri cap as she's pulling a tire
very sad

>>529910447
might as well, i have 6* stamina uma 374576261024

>>529911149
thanks I cringed

>>529911089
I'm not having fun

>>529911028
forgot to post hors
>>529911148
Alright, thanks bwo

>>529910937
I already showed it. I will try Nice Nature again.
I don't know whether I chose wrong or right cards.
I'd rather have a step-by-step guide on what stats I max first and to what point (I NEED A NUMBER, CONCRETE NUMBER), ignore friendship or not, recover by rest or just wit and so on.
Be useful or just ignore this post if you can't answer my questions.

>>529911126
>desire to plap increased by 10000%

>>529911149
Don't do it...

>>529911021
Kys tripnigger

>>529910978
how do they even figure this out
i thought horses were dumbish animals thats the kinda thing id expect from a dog

>>529910693
I teared up over Rice Shower this morning, the lore is too much.

>>529909498
Who is the Loli?

>>529911089
You really want to play the TRANSlated version so much? Just play both of them

I got a 3* one randomly, what am I supposed to do with her? Do I keep using her hoping she will transfer it to someone else? How does that even work? Can you even transfer it to another ume like that?

>>529911126
You see nothing

>>529910693
>>529911095

Are any of these cards good?

>>529910693
Multiple of these horse backgrounds have gotten me choked up, I swear I was never this easy

>>529911237
did you just mistake me for a tripfaggot?

>>529910812
at least tachyon live comfortably and sired shit ton of horses...

>>529911253
horses are literally just big dogs

>>529911253
horses are very intelligent, i'd say they're smarter than dogs for sure.

>>529911253
Honses can recognize people they haven't seen in years, they're pretty smart fuckers

>>529911317
BAKUSHIN is ok with more dupes

>>529911180
We already did.

>>529911253
Horses are way way smarter than dogs

>>529911317
the free SSR special week card is so fucking ASS like holy shit i rather use a silver lvl 1 card than Spe

>>529909498
Now post the tallest

>>529911402
Symboli Rudolf Secret Fact 1#
Your days are numbered

>>529911180
Steam BA is so funny right now with how moddable the files are.
You just need to swap the files.

>>529911095
It’s hilarious that despite her personality in game that Doto was actually a complete bastard and is the boss horse wherever he goes. Retirement actually mellowed him out slightly.

>>529911329
at this point you are just avatarfagging

>>529911537
damn bro who asked

>>529911513
Special Week Secret Fact 3#
Nobody will find your body.

>>529911329
kys D

>>529911229
Here's my winning Nature but I was making a debuffer, you don't need this much wit to win.

who is this cutie?

>>529911089
Just start an alt for the early days fun

>>529911180
Why fight? For what purpose? No more brother wars.

Hmmm I am thinking sex with horses

Why are we trending?

>>529911539
I feel like they had to nerf some horses in terms of how much of an asshole they were. I think Air Shakur had a really bad rep for hating his jockeys

>>529907946 (OP)
imagine them still arguing while sucking my dick

>>529911253
Horses...smart!

>>529911484
Here

I'm fucking broke

>>529910693
Now look up the stuff Golshi does

>>529911685
are we?

>>529911685
do you live under a rock or something?

>>529911685
Rice Shower is trending because the bald streamer (not Asmongold) laughed when he heard how she died

>>529911629
What position’d you have her in

>>529911219
are you a whalefaggot?
I can't manage to get a B+ let alone A rank horse

>>529910387
Yeah, Swiss Derby was fun and I already bought a ticket for the next race in August. But I am looking forward the most to the ice race next Feburary.

I usually hate weebshit but this game somehow charmed me.

>>529911292
eh, you can use that to turn uma into long distance uma or turn your long distance uma from A to S

>>529911229
Hmm.... have you tried cards with Late skills? Maybe swap out SSRs with SRs or Rs with those skills. Also your cards are WAY too spread out. Try 3 Speed 2 Wits 1 Stam. Pick cards with Middle Skills. If your uma has enough Wits she'll trigger them as if you had enough power. During summer is when you focus on training power.

>>529911719
Stop.

>>529911685
Based

>>529911629
Brotherman, there is a long race early in her route.
I am, literally, quite clearly, asked, what stats should I max and prioritize to get past this, I don't need your endgame Nature. I need a specific moment, specific numbers, what stats did you go, what did you prioritize.

>>529911656
Watch cinderella gay

>>529911253
well if he didn't hate opera o it clearly was his jockey
later on they met and doto was clearly cold towards him while it usually is a very friendly horse
it is joked around that doto just didn't like his friend getting whipped

>>529910530
Post it

>>529911656
Mejiro Ardan
The horse has fragile legs but this artist kept depicting her with mega milkers. Amazing.

>King Halo career
>2nd race is already G1
Bitch you crazy

>>529911767
>the bald streamer
why are there so many of these

How much wit do I need to stop Bourbon from having late starts? Because 500 isn't enough, apparently.

>>529911824
Well basically he had better sparks than you

what does this red ! mean

I like the faux farm music that plays
It's charming

>>529911863
>The horse has fragile legs
so she get the bullet in the head?

>>529911768
Late but I had to pick chaser early game to survive.

>>529911793
>I usually hate weebshit
>"4chan"
Why the fuck are you on this website?

>>529911769
No, I just ran a lot of races and burned all my extra energy, I think my cards are generally O-K and I didn't reroll or anything

>>529911656
That's the longtime titleholder of JP's favorite bond story and campaign.
VERY torenasexual.

>>529911945
it means you will get an inspiration event from one of the umas you train with
could mean new skill unlock or skill hint

>>529911748
Who's the top girl and why is she so big?

hot glue

>>529911809
I am trying t get some into a deck, but within SR-SSR I guess I don't really have anything? So I guess I should go for Rs, but they are very low level plus not uncaped mostly. Also I gain not so much skills in general for some reason. Do I have to run races then? It seems like a waste.
Why 3 speed, why 2 wits and only 1 stam if I always have problems with stamina? Is there some proper way to train horse for med-long races? If so, how?

>>529911767
What the FUCK nl

>>529911971
Ah, went low on strength at the beginning? Maxxing stam in prep for the long races is probably the play

>>529911809
Something seems wrong with this image...

>>529911656
the most bland, boring, most devoid of personality of the Mejiro line. I wouldn't even touch her with a ten foot pole.

>Rainbow on Power
>Failed on a 1%
>Sustained an injury
BIGGEST PILE OF HORSESHIT

Horses are friends. Always be nice to them.

>>529911976
Guessing you didn't save your carats with your 9 (?) SSR pulls

>>529912101
>>529911767
https://twitter.com/NorthernIion_LP/status/1940568277539037532

>>529911924
if the guides i'm reading aren't lying to me, wits does not prevent late starts

>>529911975
"They" have been on this site for a while

>>529911914
Because it's hard for the average nerd to groom themselves. Also if you live in a hot region, being bald is awesome.

When i get out of E rank horse hell as a F2P ?

>>529912034
i think it's round enough that i could go anal

>get 5 support, 4 rainbow speed training on urara
>clear mission
>win URA finals
>use ticket
>pull this

honestly blessed

>>529911941
My sparks weren't that good...

>>529907946 (OP)
Is there an “easy” way to farm bingo for the forst event?
I’m up to roll 19 and I’m still stuck on the first sheet after the influx of free event tokens we get from missions

>>529911957
No she got ported to Hong Kong and sired a whole dynasty there.

>>529912156
>clothed paizuri
my fucking dick

>>529912034
One of the figures I'll be looking for when I'm in Japan

>>529909996
i know a smelly keibafag nip posting his google translated writing when i see one

>>529912029
Comically large hors.

>>529910156
Just get to the threshold then dump everything on speed

>want a horse as a pet
>too poorfag to own one

>>529912260
And the treshold is?
The amount of speed/stamina/str for the first long is...?

>>529912294
There are plenty in the wild, catch a small one

>>529912230
There's a pity after you hit 25 rolls in the roulette, all the next rolls will be on the nodes you don't have.

>>529912294
There's also the smell.

>>529912183
To be fair knowing his death but not the context of his tragic career does make it kinda funny in a schaudenfreude way

>>529912232
>Hong Kong
oof

>>529912294
same here
though i could only have enough for 1 during retirement

>>529912294
You can always buy some shares from your local mob horses. Thats almost like owning a horse.

>>529912193
I've been deceived.

Who is a better legacy: Symboli Rudolf or Taiki Shuttle?

>>529910478
In theory yes. In reality it takes so long that it's basically impossible

>>529911690
I think most of Doto is based on retirement Doto, hence why she is always seen with the cat. Now he’s just a cute horse who begs for treats.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-qhW06AhY&pp=0gcJCcEJAYcqIYzv

(Bonus retirement Taiki Shuttle)

>>529912260
Is it weird for me to say the support dancer outift is hotter than the main-stage dancer outfits

>>529912294
>>529912294
get one of those mini horses

>>529912294
You don't own a horse as a mere pet.
You own it because it can do work for you that your ningen legs can't.

>>529911335
>>529910894
Bro really appear to show off, drum interest in horseracing and then die of tetanus.
But he's the first horse ever to be inducted into JRA Hall of Fame, so there's that. And had a G3 race named after him (Tokino Minoru Memorial)

>Spanish inspired character
>speaks perfectly normal japanese
>localization: "Dios mios amigo, ay ay caliente senora Special Week!"

>>529912294
just buy a share

>>529912294
hope this helpful if you want to do something in the future

>>529912454
Wtf I thought Rice Shower died

If a horse bakushins but no one is around to to see it is it still adorable?

>>529912535
Sounds like your model American before the existence of ICE.

>>529912535
El clásico mexicano...

What do anons mean by suicide urara runs?

am I supposed to just spam Bakushin if I want to clear the event out before it ends if I just started playing today?

>>529912232
so ntr end, the chinks probably ran trains on her

>>529912092
Oh, I guess you weren't aware. Stamina is less important on Neicha and Winning Ticket because of the fact that you're training a Late/Chaser. Those running styles consume less Stamina than Frontrunner and Pace because they conserve their energy until the last spurt.

>>529910951
>Plays actual spreadsheet slop simulator
>Muh soul
Lole, can't wait for the game to crash like a plane when the honeymoon is over

>>529912535
AY CARAMBA

Just buy a donkey 4Head

>>529912398
It's from the reference site in the rentry.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics
It's a fun read.

El Condor Pasa is latinx

>>529912535
greasy white hands typed this

training Bono makes me so mad
why does Cygames hates her

>>529912632
Is her irl counterpart also hungry 24/7?

So how long until the bronies infiltrate the Uma Musume famdom?

>>529912660
She's a stallion, more like she bred a bunch of chink pussies.

seeeeeex....... seeex!!!!

>>529911539
doto is friendly to everyone (literally, horses, random people, even raccoons) except exactly opera o's jockey and mares. Then he turns into literally the hentai ugly bastard

>Despite the timid nature displayed in the anime and game, Meisho was a feared horse during his day. He lost frequently to Opera O, but Only to Opera O. Making him a 'demon' to try to 'overcome' to other jockey's and their steeds.
>It also became apparent that Meisho Doto is, according to Japanese fans, a 'dirty old man'. Hungry for mares and the chance to breed with them.
>thanks to his large size and calm personality, he was good at mating. So, it is said that there was a demand for it as the first mating prize for mares starting their first breeding life.

>>529912660
Yes, that's the entire point of a stud.
To sire as many foals as you can get out them.

I know I missed the really good reroll banner, but I was only able to start playing now and was wondering if there was anything decent to aim for? Not too bothered about getting something mega strong; should I just go for a semi high tier support card then save for the Black one coming soon?

>>529910702
t.

>>529912771
>So-called Giant
>Not even 6 ft
Why are nips so afraid of large women..?

>>529912663
THEN HOW THE FUCK MY WINNING TICKET LOST WITH 700/700 SPEED STR AND 400 STAMINA IF IT DOESN'T MATTER, HUH? MAGIC? 3 CLOCKS AND SHE GOT FUCKING 6TH PLACES IN A ROW
I GUESS I AM MISSING SOMETHING OVER HERE
>>529912467
Now this is better, thanks.

>>529912854
UWOOOOO FUTA UMA MUSUME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta6aMInLYAY
cute

Which Horses have never had a child so I know which ones are actually pure

Why is Uma's steam news session deader than Rice Shower?

>>529912714
This actually made me paranoid enough to always take Focus for Front Runners from now on

>>529910942
Hotwife

>Haru Urara becomes a symbol of hope for Japan
>no one tries to breed her to create Haru Urara 2 so her dream lives on
Why are Japanese people so retarded?

>>529912896
In a few weeks a new support banners coming up with one of the best runners we will have till 2nd anni

>>529912774
Look at that mischievous grin, what a cutie

>>529911690
Another whitewash was Gentildonna.

>>529913039
Haru is a pure maiden

>>529912975
Meto my beloved https://japan-forward.com/grade-1-retired-racehorse-sanctuary-meto-the-cat-hokkaido/

>>529913039
nobody wants to breed with her, not even the horses

>>529913039
I remember there was a time period where Urara getting horny was on the news. I didn't remember what become of it.

>>529913014
Fine Motion :^)

>>529913039
Urara is an almost 30 year old horse bro, that'll kill her

>>529912854
does objectifying mares but lovey dovey with your same-sex friend counts as gay?

>>529912632
>>529912774
Why is she so smug

>2% failure on wit
>fails
KING HALO IS THE STUPIDEST HORSE IN THE GAME

I genuinely hate this horse everytime she's in a race I'm in she barely passes me right at the end actual plot armor. I get now why horse racers paid people to break other horses fucking legs.

>>529913041
NTA so no rolling until this banner ? assuming shit deck and stuff are we gonna have enough for guarrented ?

>>529913014
Fine Motion is infertile

Am I gimping myself by doing another career run with the same uma after they just lost? It feels like they intended you to do all sorts of different runs for stronger and more diverse legacy umas but I just want to take one to victory instead of switching around.

>>529913039
>jobs at sex
lmao

Am I doing something wrong with emulator rerolling? Using LDPlayer with four instances and 3/4 of them give an error when the first one connects to the game after putting in name/region/etc

>>529912774
Well not 24/7, but Oguri did eat a lot more than usual horses. More than twice a horse usual portion, if I'm not wrong

>>529912975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4
cute couple

>>529913251
She tops you

>>529912646
it means spamming urara runs for the crane game sinceshe gets tons of free turns and easy career goals (just get fans lol) so you have a lotof timwe to spawn recreation and get the crane game event. remember it only spawns in year 2 and year 3, once a year

>>529913197
They could have done it earlier.

>>529913039
Because the owner took her and basically disappeared, and by the time she was found again she was past the age it was safe for her to have any foals.
People desperately wanted Pui to sire a foal with her too.

>>529913221
She gets to order free food

>>529912208
>E rank
you should be in B rank or AT LEAST C(+) rank hell, anon
pretty much every horse I run is C/C+ and 1 in 10-15 is B

>>529913307
Is the point 4 a nothingburger?

You DID watch Urara's movie, right?

>>529912896
kitasan black cards in 1.5 weeks

>>529912854
What does this mean for Doto's virgin trainer?

>I skipped the race
>this result

what the FUCK

>>529913336
Meto truly is the boss of Northern Lake.

>>529913358
What’s the purpose of the crane games?

>>529913456
I downloaded it and will watch it soon...

>>529912714
Wait, Focus actual decreases the chance of Late Start happening!? The fucking in game description of it implies that the skill only triggers if a late start occurs. O could've saved my Bourbon so much trouble. I'M SORRY GIRL. I'M A SHITTY TRAINER.

you wouldn't breed a jobber

>>529913478
Umapyoi is mandatory after training and races.

>>529913478
Fractured pelvis and severe dehydration.

>>529913518
Fun

when do we get happy meek
i want to NTR her away from that ... *yuck* human female

>>529913450
Oops wrong, didn't mean to quote that post

>>529912208
>Befriend whale from pvp
>Add it as parent
>Farm for Bakushin 3*
>Do it for 2 more horses like Oguri Cap or/and Teion if you manage to get her
You can now start games with crazy stats

>>529912963
...and your Wits stat? Also that 400 Stamina isn't gonna cut it at Arima. Your Winning Ticket was probably so dumb she didn't know how to conserve her stamina and use her skills properly

>>529913375
deck status ?

>>529913205
bros before hoes

>>529913506
MY FUARKING EMPEROR.

>>529913595
I prefer the ningen

>>529913456
Just rewatched it after remembering about it being shared on /uma/ back during JP launch.
Still a great documentary

>>529913456
not yet

>>529913595
Around the same time we get Little Cocon

>>529913039
>thought it'd end with an unexpected win
>Haru Urara ran her last race in August 2004 and retired with a record of 0 wins and 113 losses.

rough

>>529913456
I didn't even watch the anime yet...

>>529913307
Well I just restarted the game, then all failed, then restarted again, and they all work?

reminder: if you are under 5m fans you are a leech

Darwinbros???

>>529913506
>10 lengths
wtf happened did rudolf just race all on her own??

>>529908501
kill yourself eceleb loving loser

>>529912034
Tits too big

>>529913506
>10 lenghts

>>529913760
More like everyone else didn't have nearly enough Stamina or heals.

>>529913506
my liege...

>>529913651
Man, how'd you even get into Tracen?

>>529913637
a-anon where'd your 40 rolls go...
why do you not have the event SSR

>>529913736
post your fans now

>>529913506
Did your Opera O die at the last stretch anon? That gap is pathetic!

Is there a list of umas to roll for in the future for their unique skill inherits?

What is the track length for dirt in PVP? Medium?

>>529913364
>Because the owner took her and basically disappeared
Did they ever find out what happened there? I only knew the owner ran off with her after a dispute with the race course.

>>529913736
>5m fans you are a leech
in what way

>>529913736
how do some have above 30m fans? i can't grasp it

Can I use innate skills on other umas? Like say I wanted to use rudolfs skill on air groove, would that still be relatively optimal

>>529913616
Who knows, I don't remember already that much.
And while I am at it, I wonder what should I do here, and whether are my stats are okay.
Considering that table of stats anon posted, I think I am fine for now except guts?

>>529914068
Cygames' players autism.

>>529914068
macro

>>529913986
I dont have good cards or legacy uma's, so I focused on Stamina to not die on the Tenno Sho

>>529914078
Yeah, Rudolf, Oguri and Maruzensky all have great skills which are worth inheriting.

>>529914068
some cards have high fan bonus

>>529913805
>Currently, overseas nikis are divided into three groups: Tsundere Dasuka, Urara Rainer Tre, and First Umapyoi Bakushin Theory, and the situation is extremely chaotic.
They're observing us.

One of the most interesting I know is actually Spe. the real horse died just days after season 1 started.

>>529914178
Is there a good guide on deck building?

>>529914227
it was that bad huh

>>529914003
Seiun Sky's unique is great no runners.
Sage Grass Wonder's unique is as good as a gold heal for late/end.

man, I wish I had money to whale

>>529914227
Yeah Special Week's VA visited the grave and started crying.

>>529913908
>40 rolls
havent used yet because i missed the general banner
>event ssr >>>529909869
i'm at 2K point race

Im trying to get into this game because of teio, hows the gameplay and story?

Which horses are still alive and racing? I’ve seen people post links to the actual horse races sometimes but I don’t know who to root for.

I swear no horse bricks the beginning as much as king halo

>>529914427
lol
lmao

>>529914338
*great for runners

wasnt daily reset supposed to be 2 hours ago? what time is it now?

>>529914340
Fucking unbelievable

>>529914489
Its always been in about 40min

https://x.com/0723Kenchan/status/1941083835422437667

IKZE is back after getting injured last month

RUN FASTER KING HALO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>529914489
40mins

>>529914489
Exactly at 0:00 JST, anon.

what happened to rice shower irl?

I want Uma musume ryona

>>529914470
rice shower

>>529914489
4PM for us bongs. Bloody stupid.

>>529914418
both great

>>529914310
try not to use more than 2 colors at a time. I usually run 4spd/2stam for uma with a bonus stat gain to stamina and vice-versa for 3spd/3stm

>>529914427
Some of the horses are still alive, but as far as I know none of them are active racers

>>529914609
....

HOW ?!
I CLEARED THE FUCKING CAREER

was Agnes Tachyon also a weird scientist IRL

The horse girls I like are all deeply and profoundly retarded. I don’t know what this says about me.

>>529914728
Yes she is constantly found with weird fluids in her stable

>>529914718
look at the actual math behind sparks

>>529914728
yes anon, she had a phd in equine science

>>529914718
But did you win the love of your horse anon?

>>529914718
Sparks are the real gacha

>>529914609
>what happened to rice shower irl?
Died in Takarazuka Kinen.

>>529914728
No
It won 4 races straight, broke its leg and retired

>>529914728
no, he was a horse with an amazing potential for racing, but had to retire after 4 races due to health issues. Said races were one of the most legendary in japanese horse racing history

>>529914427
>Which horses are still alive and racing?
None.
After what happened with Tact, they stopped announcing still active hons.

Rice Shower should pee on her trainer

>>529914767
guess what freud said was true
men truly like their women to be like their mothers

who do I train if I want to farm 3* Stamina/Power spark?

>>529914427
this is an isekai, they have to retire or pass away first. mostly.

which uma has the best tummy

>>529914950
Golden Shippuden or Oguri Cappin

2021 tourist here
is Sodashi a playable hors yet?

>>529908208
T-Teoi? nyo....

>>529914539
wtf no way they didnt change it. I'm not crazy.

>>529912815
Me next

>>529914789
Stop posting my sister you fuck

Do I unlock shit by playing story? What should I prioritize if I just installed the game yesterday?

>>529912176
nyo

>>529914767
I like the shy ones like Rice and Doto

>Use 9* speed and 9* power legacy musumes
>End result: 1* wit

I just dont get it

honse
sex
honsex

>>529915035
someone stole an hour from your life

>>529915010
AAAIIIEEEEEE

>>529915035
You are a dumb hors.

IM COMMING INTO RICE SHOWER AND MANHANTAN CAFE BOTH OF WHICH I DONT HAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sell me on maruzensky

>>529914728
Tachyon was a horse with a degenerative disease which led to a serious leg injury. The whole mad scientist thing is based on her trying to surpass her limits and cure her condition. The real horse also went on to die of a heart attack in his stable.

>>529915194
her summer alt is extremely meta for awhile

>>529915118
>put the rice shower song
>nobody updoots it
everyone truly hates this bitch lol

>>529914950
grass wonder, gold ship, vodka, super creek, mejiro ryan

>>529915234
now i'm sad

>>529913982
Laisu would never

Can someone explain to me how sparks work and how I get higher star ones?

>>529915194
she has a fancy sports car
and is a shit driver

>>529914912
>After what happened with Tact, they stopped announcing still active hons.
what happened?

>>529914912
What happened with tact

>>529915194
Mentally stuck in the 70s.

>Jobbed at the last race before Ura
Okay, so what's wrong here?

What’s the purpose of clubs?

What's the point of alts when their stats are practically the same? 1 skill and the costume?

I like to run Arima Kinen just so I can pretend I'm killing the careers of other trainers.

>>529914912
Explain

>>529915392
character story

>>529915359
>>529915369
Announced while active, she ends up retiring early. Horseracing being sports, it becomes a taboo since Cygames can't predict horse career

>>529915389
To beat people with.

hm, i wonder why i have so many sprint shoes.
It is a mystery.
Oh well, time for another Bakushin career or 3.

>>529915389
to trade shoes back and forth and be the club with the biggest dic- i mean fan total for rewards.

>ever since the day where the special mission for the claw machine dropped I haven't gotten the claw machine event
RNG please...

>>529915389
autism and shoes trading
for global I think if you're in a club where everyone is doing like 1 mil fans a day on average then you have no problem staying in the top 100 for 2100+ carats a month
on JP a 30m monthly quota would only keep you in A rank

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It felt so fucking good getting the full URA dub with Top Gun after so many fucking tries.

>>529915567
I threw away some runs for it
took me like 9 recreations in one career for it to show up

Massaging your Umas tired body and feeling all the muscle underneath that soft skin

>>529915567
bro, are you doing any recreation in year 2 or 3?
it's not that rare to get from my experience.

>>529915386
stamina too low

>>529915567
classic year early feb and veteran year late may will guarantee you claw machine event

>>529915359
>>529915369
Lost very race after winning the Triple Tiara undefeated.

>>529915652
Canonically their muscles are small just magically really really strong

>>529915389
These
Clover we're about to drop to triple digits, wake up

>>529915664
Pfff okay, but if I do next run and go for more stamina, I will have less speed or strength or wit? So what, I am now allowed to complete her route in any way shape or form?

>>529915595
This is why you never give up on an uma

damn this lass is fast as fuck boyyy