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Anonymous No.533622078 [Report] >>533622136 >>533622239
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
Enjoying your dedicated 30 minutes of play time serf?


Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533592537
Anonymous No.533622136 [Report]
>>533622078 (OP)
Anduin and Bolvar were so lucky
Anonymous No.533622163 [Report]
>kaytotes giving interviews pre launch about server holding 6k stock
>never could
>huge milestone guys were switching our host OS to linux it will hold 5-7k!
>never did
>Ross chimes in "uhm actually it was 3908 peak pop nerdge"
>huge milestone reached the server could hold 500 more pop than it did 2 days ago!
>SENDING THE DEVS YOUR ENEERGI
>aboslute state
Anonymous No.533622164 [Report]
ROSS B's player account is Vt, he fucked up big time!!! time to make a new alt identity to play on gurubashi because the alliance is gonna camp you off the server and you can't do anything about it this time
Anonymous No.533622165 [Report] >>533622221 >>533636576
GUURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.533622169 [Report] >>533622258 >>533622308 >>533622458
How do we exclude the 5000+ tourists from the server?
Anonymous No.533622171 [Report]
The data? Collected.
The dials? Tuned.
The servers? Cranked.
Anonymous No.533622174 [Report]
WE SO BEK U GUISE
Anonymous No.533622214 [Report]
Had more fun standing in a line waiting for a box to spawn than I have in any other game in months.
Anonymous No.533622221 [Report]
>>533622165
deport them all and wipe the server to be doubly sure they don't come back
Anonymous No.533622225 [Report]
The gnome copters make me happy
Anonymous No.533622239 [Report] >>533622513
>>533622078 (OP)
C-champion you failed...

https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4
Anonymous No.533622253 [Report]
That was it. That was your allocated weekend playtime in the best private server worldwide. Now go back at the chastity cage, maybe I'll let you play for another 10 minutes at 8:27am sunday.
Anonymous No.533622258 [Report]
>>533622169
Rename it to PROJEKT NIGGER
Anonymous No.533622260 [Report]
It's up. I'm in.
Anonymous No.533622267 [Report]
You have to be actually delusional to pretend that the retards didn't crawl out the second they announced a PvP server.
Anonymous No.533622276 [Report]
>in the near future
>soon
>be patient
Anonymous No.533622297 [Report]
>This server can go to 5-7k easy
Anonymous No.533622298 [Report] >>533622329 >>533622373 >>533622384 >>533636576
good morning!
now surely server is up and running by now!
Anonymous No.533622308 [Report]
>>533622169
Ban all united statsians except me.
Anonymous No.533622328 [Report]
CANT GET IN
Anonymous No.533622329 [Report]
>>533622298
It was...
Anonymous No.533622348 [Report] >>533622432 >>533622438
can i make an account yet?
dont want to miss the first level wave
Anonymous No.533622369 [Report] >>533624213
Think of it this way Guruniggers. If they dont test your server then you know for a 100% fact itll be a fresh experience.
Anonymous No.533622373 [Report] >>533622417
>>533622298
>she missed it
better luck tomorrow jahy-chan
Anonymous No.533622384 [Report] >>533622491
>>533622298
You're late, it was running and smoothly, but spawnrates were awful
Anonymous No.533622392 [Report] >>533622447
I mean, I kind of don't mind that my mornings now start off with my coffee and a tiny bit of playtime but can we please get an update on what is happening?
Anonymous No.533622417 [Report]
>>533622373
Don't encourage trannies you fucking idiot
Anonymous No.533622426 [Report] >>533622548
>update soon
>2 hours later
in context of wriring a short message soon is like 5 minutes motherflippers
Anonymous No.533622428 [Report]
will it be possible to play this weekend, pochiesisters...
Anonymous No.533622432 [Report]
>>533622348
>dont want to miss the first level wave
You're already 15 levels, maxed professions, tons of honor and 100s of gold behind
Anonymous No.533622438 [Report]
>>533622348
they will be adding 1-2 new servers someday so you won't miss out on anything
Anonymous No.533622447 [Report]
>>533622392
They are still crafting the perfect prompt for their update
Anonymous No.533622458 [Report]
>>533622169
Well, you could just not log in, for starters
Anonymous No.533622491 [Report] >>533622584 >>533622686
>>533622384
dynamic spawns weren't enabled?
Anonymous No.533622506 [Report] >>533622567 >>533622808 >>533622854
Did gummys already die?
Anonymous No.533622513 [Report]
>>533622239
No I didn't, I play a male orc.

I won.
Anonymous No.533622548 [Report]
>>533622426
>15 minuites was 2 hours ago
Anonymous No.533622564 [Report] >>533622665 >>533622667 >>533622681 >>533622717
Some Anon said there's rep gear in starting zones?
Was he bullshitting?
Anonymous No.533622567 [Report] >>533622809
>>533622506
Did it ever live?
Anonymous No.533622584 [Report]
>>533622491
Didn't seem like it, lot of people and barely a mob in sight
Anonymous No.533622590 [Report] >>533622846
>bring it up for a short test run every day
>it gets higher and higher
>almost 4k now
they're on the right track
but what's bottlenecking it at this point?
Anonymous No.533622591 [Report] >>533622675
>release kezan 1 and 2
>release gurubrazil 1 and 2
>3500 cap each
come onnnn
Anonymous No.533622645 [Report]
My favorite thing about turtle are the class changes
Anonymous No.533622665 [Report]
>>533622564
auberdine and sepulcher have new reputations with gear
Anonymous No.533622667 [Report]
>>533622564
there's rep in darkshore. i got +2 agi +1 stam +2 spirit gloves for my hunter at friendly
Anonymous No.533622670 [Report] >>533622716 >>533622860
I'm kind of getting the feeling that by the time they bring the servers back up permanently there won't be any need for additional servers because by then a lot of tourists will leave
Anonymous No.533622675 [Report]
>>533622591
Its so obvious, they are utterly daft
Anonymous No.533622681 [Report] >>533622796
>>533622564
No, Darkshore had a rep vendor at the town hall which sold pretty good starter greens.

It also sold a staff which turned you into a Moonkin for 30 minutes. Can't wait to finally tank dungeons as a Boomie
Anonymous No.533622686 [Report]
>>533622491
They were enabled for the first 5 minutes.
Anonymous No.533622716 [Report]
>>533622670
good.
Anonymous No.533622717 [Report] >>533622937
>>533622564
He probably meant the 10-20 zones. Silverpine has a new Sepulcher rep + Rep vendor.
Anonymous No.533622796 [Report]
>>533622681
n-no...
the economy...
need wipe...
Anonymous No.533622808 [Report]
>>533622506
was sub 200 within 1st hour. another doa gummy special
Anonymous No.533622809 [Report]
>>533622567

gummy doa ever since he 24 hour rollback on felmyst 2
Anonymous No.533622845 [Report] >>533622956
I want to give away access to bronzebeard in this general. How can I go about that to make it fair?
Anonymous No.533622846 [Report] >>533622929
>>533622590
The view/draw distance was not complete shit this time, and it didn't lag before crash. Pop before crash in the last 3 uptimes has been
>2900
>3600
>3900
Anonymous No.533622854 [Report]
>>533622506
isn't he some sort of cripple? i imagine it didn't exactly have a
running start
Anonymous No.533622860 [Report]
>>533622670
>if you're not willing to brainrot at the login screen for 1 week you're a tourist
not sure what tourist means anymore
Anonymous No.533622929 [Report]
>>533622846
getting to that 5k milestone in 7 days maybe
Anonymous No.533622937 [Report] >>533623179 >>533633454
>>533622717

where is the rep vendor at sepulcher?
Anonymous No.533622951 [Report] >>533623031 >>533623151
>update coming soon
>its like 1am
come the fuck on man
Anonymous No.533622956 [Report] >>533623037
>>533622845
Just drop the code, first come first served
Anonymous No.533622994 [Report]
I guess it's not worth to try to ah these sub10 lvl greens since noone has the money, i found some decent caster shit
Anonymous No.533623031 [Report]
>>533622951
it's 11:00
Anonymous No.533623037 [Report] >>533623090 >>533623097 >>533623104 >>533623174
>>533622956
but I want to make sure a brown person doesn't get it
Anonymous No.533623090 [Report]
>>533623037
this is the white man's general
Anonymous No.533623097 [Report]
>>533623037
then dont post it here at all
Anonymous No.533623104 [Report] >>533623135
>>533623037
write it out in cursive
Anonymous No.533623130 [Report]
He went on his nappy time, didn't he?
Anonymous No.533623135 [Report]
>>533623104
kek
Anonymous No.533623142 [Report]
>be patient guys update is coming soon
>22 hours pass
>bagel.jpg
Anonymous No.533623151 [Report]
>>533622951
>Being from the West coast US

Go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.533623174 [Report]
>>533623037
replace a number in the code with a math equation
Anonymous No.533623179 [Report]
>>533622937
I actually don't know since I'm just repeating what my friend told me who took the cart there on a whim. I'd have to imagine its in the crypt or that house.
Anonymous No.533623221 [Report] >>533623308
ITS UP
Anonymous No.533623308 [Report]
>>533623221
My dick is up a femgnomes ass.
Anonymous No.533623335 [Report] >>533623406
Hello my brown friends

server status?
Anonymous No.533623379 [Report]
IT'S UP
Anonymous No.533623389 [Report]
Anonymous No.533623406 [Report]
>>533623335
Guru still down
Anonymous No.533623417 [Report]
THE VIBES ARE EXCEEDINGLY GOOD POCHIE TOMORROW
Anonymous No.533623430 [Report] >>533623497 >>533636576
When are they adding femdrae to pochie
Anonymous No.533623456 [Report]
The vibes now are exceedingly good.
Anonymous No.533623468 [Report] >>533623542 >>533623551 >>533623674 >>533623731 >>533623782 >>533623863 >>533623994
New post just dropped
Anonymous No.533623482 [Report]
HYPED AS FUCK POCHIE IS COMING AND IM COOMING!!!!!!
Anonymous No.533623486 [Report] >>533623542 >>533623551 >>533623674 >>533623782 >>533623994
WE'RE SO BACK
Anonymous No.533623489 [Report]
EXCEEDINGLY GOOD VIBES SISTERS
Anonymous No.533623497 [Report] >>533623552
>>533623430
When the femdrae go and hang out with my maledrae
Anonymous No.533623509 [Report]
im so glad i dont have to play on turtlewow holy fucking shit
Anonymous No.533623513 [Report]
lol i'm not falling for this
>>>>the vibes are good bro
shit
put it up
Anonymous No.533623518 [Report] >>533623598
new server or server reset.
you already fucked up enough, don't let this be a nail in the coffin.
Anonymous No.533623538 [Report] >>533623581
>servers are probably gonna get reset because all the thirdies don't want to get ganked
Anonymous No.533623542 [Report]
>>533623468
>>533623486
that guy spammed to many fake ones that it took me 10 seconds to realize it's real kek
Anonymous No.533623543 [Report]
Fucking MEMEPOCH delivers every day
Anonymous No.533623551 [Report] >>533623626 >>533623639
>>533623468
>>533623486
Soooo.. Will we be back up today? Tomorrow? Next week?? Give me an ETA pls
Anonymous No.533623552 [Report] >>533623635
>>533623497
>maledrae
umm gross much??
Anonymous No.533623562 [Report]
FASHY WAVES ARE OFF THE CHARTS!
Anonymous No.533623565 [Report]
>all that information
>no ETA whatsoever
>not even a near future or soon
Anonymous No.533623581 [Report]
>>533623538
I'm from the second world and I want the servers to get wiped. Frick you lard
Anonymous No.533623598 [Report]
>>533623518
just have kezan and gurubrazil 2 be the fresh server and leave 1 alone
Anonymous No.533623608 [Report]
if they can't fix it, i'll try this
Anonymous No.533623626 [Report]
>>533623551
this. stop being vague for once...
Anonymous No.533623635 [Report] >>533623704
>>533623552
my maledrae isn't gross
Anonymous No.533623639 [Report]
>>533623551
the goal is probably to get it running before the turtle fresh or maybe they just don't care about that
Anonymous No.533623668 [Report]
>The crash that occurred at the end was our first real crash caused by custom content.

LOL. we are in for a fun ride
Anonymous No.533623674 [Report]
>>533623468
>>533623486
>their new custom content is not infallible nor errors gracefully instead it panics the entire fucking server
>every time one of these is identified the servers will go down for a day or two because otherwise people can crash the server on demand
Anonymous No.533623680 [Report]
>The vibes now are exceedingly good.
Anonymous No.533623704 [Report]
>>533623635
You he is
Anonymous No.533623717 [Report] >>533636576
THE VIBES ARE GOOD
THE WAR ROOM IS CELEBRATING
THE DIALS ARE TUNED
Anonymous No.533623718 [Report] >>533623848 >>533623862 >>533623878 >>533629137
Do retards really want a reset because they have this fantasy of keeping up with the main pack? Unless you have unlimited amounts of time you should not be asking for a reset. Play 2 hours a day with the rest of the wage cucks.
Anonymous No.533623731 [Report] >>533623886 >>533629534
>>533623468
I know we're almost "there", but shouldn't we be a bit more concerned at how "make it up as you go" this whole launch is?

Like, how long until the server reaches a snag, and they just don't know what to do? Or just how long until it reaches a snag in general?

It still feels like a hyped up hobby project, which I could have respected if they just fell into their unexpected fame, but they spent so long changing up so much and adding a ton into the game for it to just be a simple "for fun" sort of thing.
They intended this to be big.
Anonymous No.533623732 [Report]
Well it's cooked for tonight. No bringing servers back up until they do their main hardware thing or whatever, was the implication I believe.
Anonymous No.533623735 [Report] >>533623872
>lol, if one of you guys turn in a custom quest the whole server might crash.
>good vibes
Anonymous No.533623736 [Report] >>533623980 >>533623983 >>533623989
any reason why the status website didn't update kezan was open, nor my script?
Anonymous No.533623746 [Report]
>we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations about how we, and you our community, want us to handle the full proper switch back on.
WHERE ARE WE HAVING THAT CONVERSATION NO ONE CAN POST
Anonymous No.533623754 [Report]
>With this we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations about how we, and you our community, want us to handle the full proper switch back on.
WIPE IT! WIPE IT ALL!
Anonymous No.533623764 [Report]
FUCK OFF LEAVERS
stay on your turdle fresh garbage realm
Anonymous No.533623765 [Report] >>533623809 >>533623956
Just got this
Anonymous No.533623773 [Report]
good vibes
Anonymous No.533623782 [Report] >>533633791
>>533623468
>>533623486
Talks a lot, but says little.
Anonymous No.533623809 [Report]
>>533623765
HOLY KINO
I remember them, especially the wrath version. Take me back
Anonymous No.533623848 [Report]
>>533623718
I feel like its kinda tainted from constant up and down and needs a fresh start. No problem to start over, no one has had more than a few hours online
Anonymous No.533623854 [Report] >>533624475
EXCEEDINGLY
GOOD
VIBES
Anonymous No.533623862 [Report]
>>533623718
I think it's so that they can pretend the launch went well.
They want to play like you'd expect from a regular server launch rather than what we got. ie. not over the course of a week whenever the server let you, only getting up to level 8 in the process.
Anonymous No.533623863 [Report] >>533624379 >>533639339
>>533623468
>Playerbots /.../ are very dumb and just stand in place
isn't the entire reason behind playerbots that they move around and cast spells so you could test the syncing between them, wasnt that the entire core problem to begin with???
Anonymous No.533623869 [Report] >>533624162
At this point I want the wipe so I don't feel bad for rerolling on guru
Anonymous No.533623872 [Report] >>533624027
>>533623735
>custom content crashes the servers
I've just realized they haven't play-tested their own server at all. Oh my God.
Anonymous No.533623876 [Report] >>533623914
I bet this is how the Brits felt when they cracked the Enigma code. Such a good vibes in the war room, bros.
Anonymous No.533623878 [Report] >>533624009 >>533624281
>>533623718
>"We need a full wipe and reset"
>"Erm, why?"
>"Because some people got to 15 and it's not fair that someone got just a tiny bit ahead of me"

I wish I could fucking kill these people, the entitlement, I mean holy fucking shit
Anonymous No.533623886 [Report]
>>533623731
>hyped up hobby project
when is it not??
Anonymous No.533623898 [Report]
we vibing
Anonymous No.533623906 [Report] >>533636576
> suckcess
Anonymous No.533623914 [Report]
>>533623876
*pollacks
Anonymous No.533623951 [Report]
<EXCEEDINGLY GOOD VIBES>
our guild
Anonymous No.533623956 [Report]
>>533623765
damn how come your mom let you have TWO space bars??
Anonymous No.533623980 [Report]
>>533623736
change the ip to 198.244.179.121:8085 in your script
they separated kezan from the logon server
Anonymous No.533623983 [Report]
>>533623736
probably ip change
Anonymous No.533623989 [Report]
>>533623736
Must be on new setup now
Anonymous No.533623994 [Report]
>>533623468
>>533623486
>run on ONE thread, shits at 2k
>run on TWO threads now!
>shits at 4k
so it will be "launched" when they figure out how to run it on 5 out of their available 10 threads, if they take 1 week to figure out how to enable one thread... see ya in 3 weeks guys
Anonymous No.533624006 [Report]
>how to handle the proper switch back on
they are thinking about a wipe.....
Anonymous No.533624009 [Report] >>533624225
>>533623878
If it's just a tiny bit, then it shouldnt matter all that much, now should it?
Anonymous No.533624027 [Report] >>533626501 >>533626651
>>533623872
It crashed on linux host which is new for them
From what i understand they use typescript for scripting custom content
high chance there is a dependency or OS specific code causing issues
Anonymous No.533624039 [Report] >>533624113
>we need lvl 15 players because the 109 people who hit lvl 15 are in different zones which put less of a burden on the other 3906 you.

>by the way we have a half exp challenge mode to clog up the starting areas even harder
Anonymous No.533624053 [Report]
FRESH FRESH FRESH INC
Anonymous No.533624071 [Report]
wipe this bussy
Anonymous No.533624083 [Report] >>533624117 >>533624171
I want a reset just so it can be a fresh slate, all the launch troubles forgotten, a new start for us all.
Anonymous No.533624095 [Report]
I have never been more raped by a private server than this.
Anonymous No.533624113 [Report] >>533624350 >>533624421 >>533624597
>>533624039
Most people aren't taking the 0.5x exp challenge honestly. I'm gonna say maybe 15%-20% of the server at most are doing it.
Anonymous No.533624117 [Report] >>533624242
>>533624083
insanely homosexual thing to say fucking kill yourself
Anonymous No.533624135 [Report] >>533624220
>still no specific date
>asap
pls
Anonymous No.533624162 [Report]
>>533623869
>on guru
oh no no no no
Anonymous No.533624171 [Report]
>>533624083
Agree you are based and a chad
Anonymous No.533624194 [Report]
imagine the dead hardcorefag whining whenever some bugged custom script crashes the server
Anonymous No.533624213 [Report]
>>533622369
You know Guru already had uptime, right? I’m level 9 on there
Anonymous No.533624220 [Report] >>533625316
>>533624135
How long would it take realistically to turn on partitions? A day?
Anonymous No.533624225 [Report] >>533624437
>>533624009
>Tiny Bit

I don't care how much it is. I spent hours levelling my character to 9, what gives them the right to just wipe my character?

Last weekend wasn't a "Server stress test" it was the launch of the server, if they do any kind of wipe now it's going to only make things a lot, lot worse for them
Anonymous No.533624242 [Report]
>>533624117
no you hang yourself and your cheated gold. Fresh start is what all of us deserve.
Anonymous No.533624246 [Report]
I want a wipe because I want everyone's work erased. Burn it down. Launch the servers again then do another wipe. Waste more "human" lifetime.
Anonymous No.533624248 [Report]
wipe this nigger already
Anonymous No.533624251 [Report] >>533624273 >>533624349 >>533624436 >>533636576
It'll be up for saturday for sure... I'll make sure to power word: fortitude every one I see!!
Anonymous No.533624252 [Report] >>533624406 >>533624502
Unironically good signs, Realistically in my extremely uninformed opinion it's looking like 2-3 weeks before stable uninterpreted game play

Let them get filtered, just keep your ear to the ground, I mean you ARE earning 50% less XP anyway with your explorers buff, who cares if your a day or two late.

...your character DOES have the explorers contract doesn't it?
Anonymous No.533624273 [Report] >>533624446
>>533624251
how about power word: clean cock
Anonymous No.533624281 [Report]
>>533623878
now count the professions, the extra gold, the wpl bugs, and the uncaught exploits too.

now the people that don't even have an account, they will straight skip into turtle's new realm.
Anonymous No.533624289 [Report]
FRESH SLATE YES WIPE WIPE
Anonymous No.533624290 [Report] >>533624361
We’re so back
Anonymous No.533624336 [Report] >>533624769
VIBES ARE GOOD!!!!!
Anonymous No.533624349 [Report] >>533624446
>>533624251
I'm going to fucking rape you stupid priesttess whore.
Anonymous No.533624350 [Report] >>533624450
>>533624113
I'm doing it for fun and for the time I got to play, I must say I've enjoyed it. I love it how with this contract you pretty much can keep doing quests in the area that you want, whereas without it, you outlevel the zone and move on to the next one
Anonymous No.533624361 [Report] >>533624617 >>533624725 >>533625469
>>533624290
>he didn't :thumbs_down:
Anonymous No.533624370 [Report]
I want a wipe because this has been a beta stress test and if any server launched with their beta test not wiped we would be making fun of it
Anonymous No.533624379 [Report]
>>533623863
They're only there to test out server traffic.
When they don't do anything, it's a lot easier to gauge the metrics of your server.
It's why he said that 9200 bots don't equate to nearly that many players online.
Anonymous No.533624406 [Report] >>533624463 >>533624786
>>533624252
how would I get any leveling done between 50% less xp and gooning with anons?
Anonymous No.533624421 [Report]
>>533624113
yeah let's go ahead and move the decimal point to the left by one more place
the very second they realize all the quests they have are orange or red they will drop the challenge
average time to 60 is something like 10 days played in vanilla. Cranking xp gain down by 50% doesn't mean oh its now 15. it's more like 25 since you can only complete quests once and they are always the main source of xp gain
Anonymous No.533624424 [Report]
They'll release before Troondle's freshie
Anonymous No.533624436 [Report]
>>533624251
You will carry my half orc babies.
Anonymous No.533624437 [Report]
>>533624225
Yeah, and people spent hours trying to get in with a broken queue system.
Anonymous No.533624446 [Report] >>533624786
>>533624273
>>533624349
You can't talk to a Priest of Elune like that...
Anonymous No.533624450 [Report] >>533624692
>>533624350
It is nice in that regard, especially since each zone has new quests to do anyways. I'm just saying people are too zoom zoom gogogobrained to take the challenge.
Anonymous No.533624463 [Report]
>>533624406
kill a wolf or two during post-nut clarity
Anonymous No.533624475 [Report]
>>533623854
Kinda important cause they are just AI vibe codding
Anonymous No.533624492 [Report]
Wipe, restart clean. Kezan 1 + 2, guru just 1 because fuck em
Anonymous No.533624496 [Report]
Lovely, now I will spend another weekend not doing anything just waiting for this shit server to go up.
Anonymous No.533624501 [Report]
it would be funny if they wiped it after everyone constantly trying to log in to the point of downloading scripts so i hope they do that
Anonymous No.533624502 [Report] >>533624560
>>533624252
>it's looking like 2-3 weeks before stable uninterpreted game play
no fucking chance if any of their untested scripts can crash the server
Anonymous No.533624527 [Report]
I want a wipe because that would mean that this entire thing was a beta and that means I get the mini-diablo minion
Anonymous No.533624538 [Report] >>533624613
Why not keep the level 15s on Kezan and just start the new servers 100% fresh? That way both groups are happy.
Anonymous No.533624547 [Report]
Kill all male femgnome players.
Literal pedos larping as "le based and quirky".
Anonymous No.533624560 [Report] >>533624768
>>533624502
they're not that retarded right
...right?
Anonymous No.533624597 [Report] >>533624735
>>533624113
the explorer's contract poll I posted here and in a couple of /v/ threads before launch was split 50/50 though
Anonymous No.533624613 [Report] >>533624712 >>533624780
>>533624538
Can't wait for the cope of the level 15 rushers on why opening kezan and gurubashi 2 is a bad idea, after everyone leaves them behind on their server
Anonymous No.533624617 [Report]
>>533624361
Anonymous No.533624640 [Report]
I got to level 10 with a bunch of flight paths on Guru, but I don't mind a wipe if the servers are actually stable.
Anonymous No.533624692 [Report] >>533624774 >>533624776 >>533624847 >>533625265 >>533625564
>>533624450
Anyone who races to 60 on Epoch is either incredibly dumb or is just clueless

There is literally no reason to race to 60, zero, none. There are no "World first" achivements, there are no Raids where you can "Get ahead" and it's going to take months before the first content update even drops, the devs made it very clear that they specifically designed it this way to give everyone lots of time to get to 60
Anonymous No.533624712 [Report]
>>533624613
>after everyone leaves them behind on their server
>73,000+ accounts
>servers only hold 9k each max

Every server will be at max capacity and have a queue.
Anonymous No.533624725 [Report]
>>533624361
>tfw can't react because I didn't give discord my phone number
Anonymous No.533624735 [Report]
>>533624597
i think a lot of the people initially interested in Epoch are fans of the contract, but a lot of the newer crowd of anniversary/sodfugees dont want it, they just want to rush to 60, they should not be catered to
Anonymous No.533624768 [Report]
>>533624560
read the latest update
Anonymous No.533624769 [Report]
>>533624336
look, it's black desert
Anonymous No.533624774 [Report] >>533625729
>>533624692
Molten Core opens in 4 weeks, enjoy being stuck with the unc dadgamers while FMC 2 already has multiple Hands of Ragnaros and Thunderfury's
Anonymous No.533624776 [Report]
>>533624692
Im racing to 60 on guru so I can go camp lowbies
Anonymous No.533624780 [Report]
>>533624613
the discord gains an average of 1000 users per day, still
Anonymous No.533624786 [Report] >>533625073
>>533624406
Just accept being a low level cocksock, you'll have more fun with it and get to spend more time doing it with the contract.
>>533624446
Then I won't speak, better to not distract you from healing up what I'll do to you.
Anonymous No.533624847 [Report]
>>533624692
Consider the following: There are no chinks, therefore I can be the devilsaur mafia
Anonymous No.533624901 [Report]
Altered just do a wipe or no wipe poll
Anonymous No.533624938 [Report] >>533625115
I don't mind a reset, but I kinda want to keep my characters progress too. I just made a few greens with blacksmithing, would be a shame to lose it.
Anonymous No.533624952 [Report] >>533625283
anyone got the ross doxx collage? I need to laugh again.
Anonymous No.533625014 [Report]
>dopamine fried anons are still flexing about getting to MC "first" as if that means a fucking thing in the grand scheme of things
>the raid that can be cleared in a mix of questing greens, the Dungeon blue you got 6 levels ago and some rep gear
Anonymous No.533625045 [Report] >>533625264
>By pure chance my PTO lines up with Epoch's launch
>They shit the bed
>Turtle announces a new server
>It launches when my PTO ends
Anonymous No.533625073 [Report] >>533625212 >>533625680
>>533624786
I'll pray for your sullied mind, anon
Anonymous No.533625115 [Report] >>533625581 >>533625793
>>533624938
this is why we need the wipe, thats blatant abuse of the unintended increased spawnrates
now that the resource nodes have been nerfed into the planet core there is virtually no way for you to organically level your professions without going out of your way to explicitly grind ores
Anonymous No.533625152 [Report] >>533625187 >>533625295 >>533625405 >>533625576 >>533625706
Do you really wanna rush to 60 for nothing but 6 months of Ony and MC?
Anonymous No.533625185 [Report]
fuck yes
Anonymous No.533625187 [Report]
>>533625152
Yes.
Anonymous No.533625197 [Report]
I'm not 15 but players wouldn't have invested as much effort into their characters if devs didn't already state that there absolutely wouldn't be a wipe.

I wouldn't have tried as hard to catch up to the 15's if the devs didn't already law out that there were absolutely not going to be any wipes.
Anonymous No.533625212 [Report]
>>533625073
You be better off praying for your sullied cunt filled with my orc's cum
Anonymous No.533625264 [Report] >>533627660 >>533627871
>>533625045
>He doesn't get tho choose when to take pto
also
>using pto to play video games
Anonymous No.533625265 [Report]
>>533624692
I'm not racing, just playing 18 hours a day so I will get ahead naturally.
Anonymous No.533625283 [Report]
>>533624952
please. i need content.
Anonymous No.533625295 [Report]
>>533625152
I'm rushing 10 characters to 60 for effectively 60 months of ony and MC.
Anonymous No.533625316 [Report]
>>533624220
No clue, I just want an estimate date or something
Anonymous No.533625341 [Report] >>533625450
I can't wait for all the retarded metaslaves who don't pay attention to server information run into MC with all of their world buffs only to see them instantly be purged on zone in
Anonymous No.533625405 [Report]
>>533625152
okay listen here you little shit, the plan is as follows:
1) roll first character, realize i hate it and stop playing it at level 30
2) roll second character, stick with it, get to 60, try find guild with raidslot, fail, never play it again
3) roll third character, actually stick with it for real, find guild, get raid slot, do MC once and it takes 6 hours, realize there is no way i can keep it up now that im past my 30s and have a job
4) roll a fourth character
and so on
Anonymous No.533625450 [Report] >>533625613
>>533625341
I can't either

A lot of things that people are used to being Meta/BIS aren't going to work on Epoch.
Anonymous No.533625458 [Report]
what gummy server should I roll on?
Anonymous No.533625469 [Report] >>533629023
>>533624361
I only react with the gnome that looks like he gave up on life
Anonymous No.533625496 [Report] >>533625593
>some conversations about how we, and you our community, want us to handle the full proper switch back on.
WTF this doesn't mean what I think it means right? Why should I lose both my lvl15s just because some casuals being bad at the game? Someone needs to talk sense into this man.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533625548 [Report] >>533626052
Which server has more anon frens, kezan or gurubashi? I just wanna hunt achievements and level with explorer's contract and heal people.
Anonymous No.533625549 [Report] >>533626795
You might've gotten world first MC but i got the 2nd Beta first WSG win EVER okay?!!? I'm kind of a big deal... I did carries back in MoP you know?
Anonymous No.533625564 [Report]
>>533624692
>world first

lmaoooooooooooooooo
Anonymous No.533625576 [Report]
>>533625152
>PROG PROG PROG
I MUST PROOOGRESS, I CANNOT ENJOY THE GAME IF I'M NOT PROOOOFRESSING TO THE NEXT TIER
Anonymous No.533625581 [Report]
>>533625115
>waaa i want everything easy why now i have to be in the same ground as the fools who didn't abuse the glitch?
Anonymous No.533625593 [Report]
>>533625496
you got to level 15 on a stress test, anon, it was always a stress test.
Anonymous No.533625613 [Report]
>>533625450
just don't stand in poop lmao
Anonymous No.533625629 [Report]
>the crash was custom content
>minutes to fix
do it then and crank it back up
Anonymous No.533625630 [Report] >>533625710
I'm rushing to 60 to farm and fund my future adventures, before the zones are packed with competition.

Many of you from SoD don't understand that this server won't have RMT. You need a lot of gold for raiding and there's no way to get it other than farming it.
Anonymous No.533625640 [Report] >>533625767
I want a reset just to fuck with the lvl15 30g poopsockers
Anonymous No.533625680 [Report]
>>533625073
Fine with me, I wonder how fun it'd be to be "purified" after interrupting you dozens of times.
Anonymous No.533625706 [Report]
>>533625152
>go to 60
>Chill in some dungeons
>duel people for fun
1v1 is peak content for me
Anonymous No.533625710 [Report]
>>533625630
>this server won't have RMT
Anonymous No.533625729 [Report]
>>533624774
First, there is no guarantee that it will be 4 weeks because of this launch. Second, MC/ONY will be open for months before we get the first Raid update, everyone will have lots of time to get what they want before Uldum opens.

Go ahead and race to 60 if you want, just saying, it's not going to help you "Get ahead" as you think
Anonymous No.533625767 [Report]
>>533625640
>have to choose between mass seethe of middling potency and a low quantity of seethe with an extremely high potency
Anonymous No.533625770 [Report] >>533625817
>missed the daily 20 mins of round robin playtime
Fug
Anonymous No.533625793 [Report]
>>533625115
I only abused it once when the servers were crashing and going back up several times at one point, I happened to be in Jasperlode mine and every time I respawned with 2 nodes close to me. That was already when I was level 8, before that most people I've seen ignored the nodes in the Yeti cave in Dun Morogh.
Anonymous No.533625817 [Report]
>>533625770
>20 mins of playtime
>10 mins of rollback
Anonymous No.533625828 [Report]
>DOOD YOU GOTTA GET TO 60 PRONTO LIKE EM CEE IS SO CHOICE BRAH
Anonymous No.533625832 [Report] >>533625892 >>533625935 >>533626000 >>533626125 >>533629817
That newest update makes me think they will do a poll re server wipe.
Anonymous No.533625892 [Report] >>533625962 >>533626017 >>533626137 >>533626141
>>533625832
they shouldn't wipe unless they want to bleed players. i even have anything over lv 10, but I know that it's too late for them to make a decision.
Anonymous No.533625935 [Report]
>>533625832
If they are doing a server wipe then they must also do a name wipe. No half-measures.
Anonymous No.533625962 [Report]
>>533625892
>they shouldn't wipe unless they want to bleed players
lol
lmao
they'll just start over, epoop players are thoroughly fucking mazed
Anonymous No.533626000 [Report] >>533626318
>>533625832
If they even do a poll, wipe is guaranteed.

That Kaytotes suggested they'll ask the community if there should be a wipe, guarantees there will be a wipe.

99% of players will vote against the lvl 15s, so no reason to even have the vote, Kaytotes just has to say "I lied when I was I wouldn't wipe level 15s lol."
Anonymous No.533626014 [Report]
raids are for cattle.
Anonymous No.533626017 [Report]
>>533625892
epoch doesnt have any non-meme comptetion, the amount of people they will bleed to others will just boomerang back anyway
Anonymous No.533626046 [Report]
I mean it'd be annoying but it wouldn't be a huge loss really.
Anonymous No.533626048 [Report]
I hope, at least, when they talk about the wipe, that they actually split the server votes. I think mostly its kezan gamers who want a wipe while Guru wants to keep. At least if they split the votes, I can keep my two level 15s with 10g each.
Anonymous No.533626052 [Report] >>533626604
>>533625548
Gimme JOI on gurubashi
Anonymous No.533626062 [Report]
holy SHIT I JUST LOGGED IN MY CHARACTERS ARE ALL LEVEL 1 WTFFF
Anonymous No.533626115 [Report]
They should wipe names too, someone stole the name "Rex" from me FUCK YOU BITCH
Anonymous No.533626125 [Report]
>>533625832
you packlet filth will never get my toon deleted
Anonymous No.533626137 [Report]
>>533625892
m8, people have been waiting at the edge of their seat to join epoch for a week, having to level to 15 again is hardly going to lose players lol
Anonymous No.533626141 [Report] >>533626447
>>533625892
>bleed 10k players
>open registrations
>get 20k players
Anonymous No.533626179 [Report] >>533626243 >>533626269 >>533626275 >>533626295
Do I need add-ons to raid? I know DBM is a thing but what do the bosses really do, like a cleave and maybe an AoE?
Anonymous No.533626210 [Report] >>533626513
so what now. it works, but it will still be down for next 18 hours pointlessly again like every other day
Anonymous No.533626214 [Report] >>533626268 >>533626334
A wipe would show that the Epoch devs have no 'tegridy. Why would you play on a server with no 'tegridy?
Anonymous No.533626224 [Report]
Wipe = communism
Punish the successful
Anonymous No.533626226 [Report]
The vibes are good. The dials are tuned. The servers are cranked. The data is being collected. The uptime has reached a whole FORTY minutes.
Anonymous No.533626243 [Report] >>533626314
>>533626179
For vanilla raids, no. DBM doesn't really become mandatory until like maybe late wotlk or cata.
Anonymous No.533626268 [Report]
>>533626214
A wipe would show that the Epoch devs have 'tegridy. Why would you not play on a server with 'tegridy?
Anonymous No.533626269 [Report] >>533626314
>>533626179
the answer depends on whether or not you are transgender and or brown skinned/applying for a transgender and or brown skinned guild.
Anonymous No.533626275 [Report] >>533626314
>>533626179
In vanilla? no but people will expect you to have them anyway but so long as you have eyes and raidleader who is awake fuck no.
Anonymous No.533626295 [Report]
>>533626179
stand in red
DONT stand in red
go here
go there
attack me
DONT attack me
stand together
DONT stand together

that's about it i believe
Anonymous No.533626312 [Report]
tegridy...
Anonymous No.533626314 [Report]
>>533626275
>>533626269
>>533626243
Okay, cool.
Anonymous No.533626318 [Report]
>>533626000
If people care that much about their progress in this clown launch then just make a new server
Surely that should be no problem.
Anonymous No.533626334 [Report]
>>533626214
thanks for reminding, havent play Tegridy farm theme song since long time
Anonymous No.533626343 [Report] >>533626374 >>533626560
i want to level my female undead priest on project epic
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533626374 [Report]
>>533626343
How can you play if you're a rock?
Anonymous No.533626447 [Report]
>>533626141
>10k players
LMFAO
Probably not even 2 digit will get mad at it and will just start over like good bitches.
Anonymous No.533626473 [Report]
I didn't spend 12 hours clicking login just to have that wiped, no way hozay
Anonymous No.533626491 [Report]
There aren't even 2k people at level 15
Anonymous No.533626501 [Report] >>533626675
>>533624027
That's not how JS works. Their code is shit
Anonymous No.533626513 [Report] >>533626716
>>533626210
They'll be testing custom content internally to find as many server-crashing bugs as possible, which are "fixable within a few minutes each."

Keep an eye on https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/activity it should be absolutely flooded with tiny updates all day if they're working through the weekend on this.

I'm not on staff but I'd ETA Monday launch at the latest, unless they really want it to be on NEXT Saturday to be in line with the initial launch and make it more fair for everyone (which is probably what the Kaytotes meant about "handle the full proper switch back on" rather than anything to do with lvl 15s).
Anonymous No.533626517 [Report]
a wipe would be bad because i've spent 24+ cumulative hours on the login screen trying to get ahead
Anonymous No.533626521 [Report] >>533626560 >>533636576
I desire to login into my female druid on project epoch.
Anonymous No.533626560 [Report] >>533626731
>>533626343
>>533626521
ok but theres no need to be such trannies about it
Anonymous No.533626562 [Report] >>533626735 >>533626904 >>533626928
If they wipe I'm unironically quitting the server

I make one character and don't stop until they reached the end of their journey. Just killing them off feels wrong.

It would also double the launch issues as the starter zones would get overrun again.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533626604 [Report] >>533626814
>>533626052
I can give you heals, consumes, and friendship (If you're alliance)
Anonymous No.533626651 [Report] >>533626765
>>533624027
>use typescript
>still get nullpointers
Anonymous No.533626675 [Report]
>>533626501
The crash happened after a switch to linux
I doubt the crash existed on windows unless the quest was never completed in testing or in any of the betas
Anonymous No.533626716 [Report]
>>533626513
They don't publish their custom ts scripts.
Anonymous No.533626731 [Report]
>>533626560
If they wipe I'll make a male druid just for you.
Anonymous No.533626735 [Report] >>533626874
>>533626562
there are supposedly only a couple hundred level 11-15 players, it barely impacts any of them and there arent enough of them to 'double' issues in starting zones.
Just give the server a vote on it
Anonymous No.533626765 [Report]
>>533626651
They are using ts for the scripts, but I'm assuming they return values to c++
idk how their setup/ffi would handle undefined or an empty object as examples
Anonymous No.533626795 [Report] >>533626971 >>533628534
>>533625549
How was hunter in pvp? Raped by paladins and rogues much?
Anonymous No.533626814 [Report] >>533627926
>>533626604
you forgot to add your body to the list
Anonymous No.533626874 [Report] >>533627007 >>533627103
>>533626735
>"Just let 73k people vote on if those 108 players should be rolled back or not."
Anonymous No.533626904 [Report]
>>533626562
>It would also double the launch issues as the starter zones would get overrun again.
This problem is overstated there's no enough people out of starting zones to stop congestion.
We're just going to have 2 weeks of really bad hyper spawn no matter what.
The only people who wont have to deal with it is anyone who could consistently get on to get to L.V.15 but that's a small number.
Anonymous No.533626928 [Report] >>533627413
>>533626562
>It would also double the launch issues as the starter zones would get overrun again.

You're pretending it's not megacrowded already
A wipe will add but a drop to the ocean.
Anonymous No.533626971 [Report]
>>533626795
1,2k mmr rogues will tell you how hunter is the mk ultra giga counter to them when truth is, you as a rogue can simply shit on any hunter by either trinketing or pre cloaking the scatter/trap combo
there is a reason why hunter in TBC was the lowest percentage of gladiators across all 4 TBC seasons
Anonymous No.533627007 [Report] >>533627154
>>533626874
The server has been struggling, it's been on and off erratically, it's basically been a stress test. It should just be wiped, so we can all take in a deep breath and have a blank slate to try again with. Crisp.
Anonymous No.533627103 [Report]
>>533626874
just reduce their gold to below 1 gold.
Anonymous No.533627118 [Report] >>533627174 >>533627221 >>533627227 >>533627264 >>533627327 >>533627352
I am amused by people talking about a wipe as if it has even been considered by the devs. They have stated they'll handle outliers and that's it. You guys are arguing about literally nothing.
Anonymous No.533627154 [Report] >>533627249 >>533627327 >>533627515
>>533627007
The devs gave their word the 15s wouldn't be wiped. So others started leveling up high too, lvl 8-14.

No one would have put in the effort if they thought Kaytotes was telling a lie. It's sketchy af and a red flag.
Anonymous No.533627174 [Report] >>533627394
>>533627118
Every test that isnt a full launch adds a larger reason to wipe.
Anonymous No.533627221 [Report]
>>533627118
the conversations WILL formally move ahead and 15chuds aren't going to like it
Anonymous No.533627223 [Report]
I want to level my male undead warlock on pochie.
Anonymous No.533627227 [Report]
>>533627118
To be fair kaytotes said a lot of things that people shouldn't take as gospel.
Such as
>It's not a hardware issue
>Money cannot solve this
>The technology doesn't exist
>Epoch launches on the 26th
I think speculation that after a week delay if his plans have changed is fine.
Anonymous No.533627249 [Report]
>>533627154
No one cares about the 100 retards who leveled to 15. Quit and make room in the queue. There are thousands waiting to register, we can lose some upset autistic sweats
Anonymous No.533627250 [Report] >>533627365
Wipe but keep characters, reset to level 1 / reste all progress.

Give an actual realistic date for an official restart. Continue with tests until then. If it looks like you won't ba bale to meet the dealine, inform people a day or two before. Stop keeping people hanging on endlessly.
Anonymous No.533627264 [Report]
>>533627118
you know meme magic, if you meme it enough it will become reality
Anonymous No.533627327 [Report]
>>533627118
>With this we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations about how we, and you our community, want us to handle the full proper switch back on.
Previously he said on the 27th July
>right now we are of the opinion that a full fresh slate would be worse for morale and server health
but it has been a week since then, 'right now' might not mean anymore
>>533627154
the devs also said they could handle the population
the devs also said they had the best hardware money could buy
the devs said they dont have the technology for server merges, it simply isnt possible, and then said we might be doing Epoch I and Epoch II and merge them later lmao
the devs say a lot of shit, their word is pretty meaningless
Anonymous No.533627352 [Report] >>533627482 >>533627560 >>533627592 >>533627775
>>533627118
>"With this we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations about how we, and you our community, want us to handle the full proper switch back on."
Reading comprehension is not a strong suit on 4chan, especially on boards frequented by /pol/cels but as a guy who reads litigation documents on a daily basis this literally screams discussion about a server wipe and a fresh start.
Anonymous No.533627365 [Report] >>533627479
>>533627250
they most definetly don't have the SQLfu necessary to reset the character and their progress back to level 1
Anonymous No.533627394 [Report]
>>533627174
My brother in Christ, the full launch already was last week
Anonymous No.533627413 [Report] >>533627606
>>533626928
>A wipe will add but a drop to the ocean.
the 15s would be a drop.

the 13s and 14s would be a bucket.

the 5's - 12's would be about a 4th of the ocean.


What was the player range again? 120 yards? Wipes would affect stability.
Anonymous No.533627420 [Report]
I cannot wait to play my epoch male orc warrior.
Anonymous No.533627447 [Report]
Reset everyone except for me
Anonymous No.533627479 [Report] >>533627594
>>533627365
I'm a nocoder but could they not like delete it all then remake all the characters new before startup?
Anonymous No.533627482 [Report] >>533627572
>>533627352
>mfw I'm not allowed to interpret dev updates because I don't have a law degree
Anonymous No.533627515 [Report] >>533627649
>>533627154
the redflag started from day 1 when they could easily have told us "just wait 1-2 weeks and come back". to use us as lab test rats.

they never specifically ruled out a wipe.
Anonymous No.533627560 [Report]
>>533627352
>Would people really do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
Anonymous No.533627572 [Report]
>>533627482
Your opinion would be insigniicant compared to that anon's expertise
Anonymous No.533627592 [Report] >>533627719 >>533627803
>>533627352
>this literally screams discussion about a server wipe and a fresh start
It doesn't hint at that at all. Kaytotes is asking about when he should put the server live when it's ready, ASAP or on a day of the week that more people can play to be fair.
Anonymous No.533627594 [Report] >>533627728
>>533627479
anythings possible but do you really trust them with technically complex solutions that require manual handling?
Anonymous No.533627606 [Report]
>>533627413
This is insane levels of cope. More people are waiting to register than those who leveled outside the starting zones. When shit comes back up, the small amount of people who actually spread out for "muh stability" likely aren't even going to be logged in, some level 1 freshy will have taken their spot.
Anonymous No.533627649 [Report]
>>533627515
>they never specifically ruled out a wipe.
nor a new realm.
Anonymous No.533627660 [Report]
>>533625264
>He doesn't get tho choose when to take pto
I did choose you fucking retard, I meant that I chose without taking into account Epoch's release.
>using pto to play video games
Where do you think we are?
Anonymous No.533627719 [Report] >>533627830 >>533627979
>>533627592
You might be autistic. It definitely does imply discussions of wipes among other things.
Anonymous No.533627728 [Report]
>>533627594
Not at all. I'm looking forward to even more mess in the future. Doesn't matter to me to have to remake character, some people will get upset about losing their special names though I guess.
Anonymous No.533627758 [Report]
Your discussions about character wipes are utterly boring, petty, and irrelevant
Anonymous No.533627775 [Report]
>>533627352
>as an inbred jew burning with rage,
Anonymous No.533627803 [Report] >>533633694
>>533627592
Heh, imagine:
>Kaytotes wipes the level 15s
>Randomly starts up the servers at 4AM Fresh on a weekday
>Everyones level 20+ before most the people can play, nullifying the point of the lvl 15 wipe
Anonymous No.533627830 [Report]
>>533627719
>It definitely does imply
Translated:
>I read whatever I want into this statement because I am smort
Anonymous No.533627854 [Report] >>533627906
we down again until tomorrow now?
Anonymous No.533627871 [Report]
>>533625264
>With this we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations about how we, and you our community, want us to handle the full proper switch back on.
The only way kaytotes isn't opening a conversation about a server wipe with this sentence is if he literally has no idea what his community has been talking about for the last week.
which considering they're constantly censoring them, could be true.but it seems abit dishonest for him to leave such an open ended statement but omit the exclusion of a major talking point silently.
Anonymous No.533627906 [Report]
>>533627854
that's the pattern so far
Anonymous No.533627916 [Report] >>533627959 >>533628148 >>533628191
What about a staggered launch, ie let 1k in for a few hours, then another 1k, let people spread out. Also with level cap for a day or two, +5 levels each day or soemthing idk I'm retarded.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533627926 [Report]
>>533626814
you'll have to see the other priests about that, I only want fun fren time c:
Anonymous No.533627959 [Report]
>>533627916
Only if we wipe the server between every stagger, wouldn't want anyone to have an advantage would we?
Anonymous No.533627979 [Report] >>533628091 >>533628230
>>533627719
"want us to handle the full proper switch back on."

Where are you getting wipes from that? Literally it's about when to turn the servers on, it says it word for word practically, and no indication of otherwise.

Are the wipes in the room with us right now, anon?
Anonymous No.533628091 [Report]
>>533627979
What is there to talk about in terms of "handling a full proper switch back on" in context to everything that he said and has been happening with the server? Again, you're autistic so reading beyond what is literal is beyond you.
Anonymous No.533628093 [Report] >>533628691
Wipe and restart, and either do it this weekend or let us know it will be next weekend, then you got a week of testing with less pressure. New characters start at a random point of the map instead of all in start zone.
Anonymous No.533628107 [Report] >>533628517
For the supposed minority of level 15s, they sure are a vocal ones.
There were like 5 people posting screenshots during the launch but somehow it feels like every other person here is level 15. Curious.
Anonymous No.533628117 [Report] >>533628246 >>533628315 >>533629207
>tracker didn't register the 40 minutes playtest
USELESS CRAP
Anonymous No.533628129 [Report]
the 8 ball has spoken
Anonymous No.533628148 [Report]
>>533627916
This would match how Blizzard released the original Vanilla WoW. They did it by midnight in each timezone, east coast USA got to play hours before west coast.
Anonymous No.533628191 [Report] >>533628863
>>533627916
This is a good idea, but how do you get max level people to log out; how do you do this without a round robin system.
People would just hit cap and then farm gold; farm professions; get a full quest log they can turn in all at once.
Then they'd log into antoher character and do it again.
Anonymous No.533628197 [Report] >>533628734 >>533628858
why the fuck would anyone be upset about the wipe? you spent 20 minutes playing bruv it's literally not that deep.
nobody cares if there's a wipe
Anonymous No.533628230 [Report] >>533628318
>>533627979
Its something that los of people in discord have been spamming about, so its part of what will be discussed as happening on full restart, as well as possibly a set date or ETA of it happening.
Anonymous No.533628246 [Report]
>>533628117
it didn't even say it was up during
I wouldn't have known if not for /epog/
Anonymous No.533628315 [Report]
>>533628117
he might not have updated the sever IP. they changed it yesterday.
ALSO I MISSED A FUCKING TEST NIGGGER
Anonymous No.533628318 [Report]
>>533628230
I wish the devs had shown once in the past week that they knew what an ETA even was.
Anonymous No.533628517 [Report] >>533629869
>>533628107
A lot of people who didn't reach level 15 but bothered with being on call for Kaytotes and leveling past level 5 when they were informed they were keeping their characters, and would have just dueled in goldshire otherwise.


A lot of people are confusing the effort it takes to go from lvl 1-15, with the effort it takes to do such with a server that you're on random call to stress test for for a straight week, with a promised mini-boost for doing such.
Anonymous No.533628534 [Report] >>533629106
>>533626795
Manadrain sting goes BBRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.533628681 [Report] >>533628831
is pochie weekend real?
Anonymous No.533628691 [Report] >>533628991
>>533628093
Brother what am I doing at level 1 if you spawn me in Duskwood
Anonymous No.533628734 [Report] >>533628818
>>533628197
wdym don't get upset?
are you saying to me those days of spamming logging button and stashing the infinite copper ore to my alters was for NOTHING AT ALL?
Anonymous No.533628818 [Report]
>>533628734
yes exactly what i'm saying
Anonymous No.533628828 [Report]
>wake up
>missed another test
>exceedingly good vibes
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533628831 [Report]
>>533628681
please...
Anonymous No.533628858 [Report] >>533629261 >>533630957
>>533628197
Nigger I spent 11 hours playing and 30 hours trying to play. Don't shit on my effort because you're a fucking casual dad gamer with a whore stacy wife and retarded kids.
Anonymous No.533628863 [Report] >>533629247 >>533629329
>>533628191
I dunno its a hrd one. Would people find it acceptable to have a playitme limit per day, eg 8 hours a day until its settled. Or just say tough shit to the people who didn't get on first, they'll get over it.
Anonymous No.533628921 [Report]
pochieweekend is real, brownsisters
Anonymous No.533628951 [Report]
>managed to get my troon into inn this time
feels good bros
Anonymous No.533628991 [Report]
>>533628691
Thats the fun part, you have to make it to the start zone from wherever you appear
Anonymous No.533628995 [Report]
There would have been a lot less users showing up to Kaytote's "Call To Arms" if they weren't told by staff that we'd be keeping our characters and they wouldn't be rolled back.
Anonymous No.533629023 [Report]
>>533625469
the unknown gnome head has always cracked me up
Anonymous No.533629053 [Report] >>533629109
>they brought polls back but only for the one time
nnoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORE POLLS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
SUMMER OR WINTER
TAYLOR SWIFT OR ARIANA GRANDE
BELVES OR NELVES
Anonymous No.533629094 [Report]
kek u retards still wait for this corecraft playtbc type of server
2 more weeks
Anonymous No.533629106 [Report]
>>533628534
countered by a 0cd consumable that costs like 20 silver
Anonymous No.533629109 [Report]
>>533629053
IM ABOUT TO POOOOL
IM POOOOOOOOLING
Anonymous No.533629137 [Report]
>>533623718
you forget that it's those with the least to do have the most time to complain vocally
Anonymous No.533629207 [Report]
>>533628117
use https://epoch-status.info/ instead
Anonymous No.533629247 [Report]
>>533628863
>Would people find it acceptable to have a playitme limit per day, eg 8 hours a day until its settled. Or just say tough shit to the people who didn't get on first, they'll get over it.
Kaytotes and his team initally talked about a round robin system, that would allocate time slots to players. it was meme'd about here for a day or so, the reception from the discord was so overwhelmingly negative he had to address it in an update assuring players he wouldn't do anything they weren't comfortable with.
People would unironically race you in the login mines, get in and scream get fucked but if you beat them in they'll then spend the next 8 hours crying on discord about how it's unfair and max level players wont log out or people are using anti afk macros to take a piss irl and not get dc'd.
Maybe it's just a system he should force on people, i don't know how you could do escort quests or any quest in a cave without a more controlled population.
normal players can just mob farm but what about explorer contract, I've not had time to prove this but people told me a lot of custom quests seemingly have limited interactions, as in you cannot interact with a NPC if he's doing something for another player. design like that seems like a massive choke point.
Anonymous No.533629261 [Report]
>>533628858
sure you did, bud. it's a game, a private server that you chose to give your free time to. a wipe is better for everyone no matter how you incels squeel about it
Anonymous No.533629317 [Report] >>533629487
Everyone who got to level 15 also did use exploits to get gold and materials.
Cheaters should be punished.
Anonymous No.533629329 [Report]
>>533628863
only 8 hours? do you think I'm a fucking casul or something? I will play 16 hours per day and wagies can sit in a queue
Anonymous No.533629487 [Report] >>533629705 >>533630775
>>533629317
>Everyone who got to level 15 also did use exploits to get gold and materials.
>Cheaters should be punished.
Kaytotes said it was 1 mythical player that actually had a bunch of gold and he was removing it.
I'm 13 and I didn't cheat or exploit at all, just did quests and was sweaty enough to log in at the right times.

You're basically stating that everyone who isn't a lazy half-effort pos is a cheater. That's wild!
Anonymous No.533629534 [Report]
>>533623731
>they put years of effort into something so they must've wanted it to be more than just a hobby
The most "gaming is my hobby" take of all time. Sometimes people work hard on things besides their dad's cock, loser.
Anonymous No.533629573 [Report] >>533629770 >>533629794
I want a wipe so I can steal back the name that got stolen from me.
Anonymous No.533629590 [Report]
Ok, I admit it. I killed Timber like 3 times due to server resets. The only fair thing is a full wipe so I'm not ahead with my 2 silver I got from vendoring his cloth bracers.
Anonymous No.533629604 [Report] >>533629671
READ THE LAST UPDATE
>they did a test
It was on a Devs home computer and network
>the test was to see how their Linux version of the broken server was working
Yeah, this shit is never coming out WTF LOL
Anonymous No.533629659 [Report] >>533629715 >>533629748
>wake up
>it's still not up
Ambershire is looking more and more appealing, even with the flying nimbus funserver mounts.
Anonymous No.533629671 [Report]
>>533629604
based retard
Anonymous No.533629678 [Report] >>533629734 >>533631097
>There are dadgamers itt that are like lvl5 (something that takes 30minutes tops) and are against a reset knowing there are lvl15s with hundreds of gold from exploiting chests
can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.533629705 [Report] >>533629869
>>533629487
just start over bro what's the problem? why are you crying over something you can get done in less than a day?
Anonymous No.533629715 [Report] >>533629843
>>533629659
Welcome to being awake, anon. Bad news, it was up 3 hours ago, you just missed it.
Anonymous No.533629734 [Report] >>533630035 >>533630304 >>533630374
>>533629678
>there are lvl15s with hundreds of gold from exploiting chests
proofs?
Anonymous No.533629735 [Report] >>533629820 >>533629838
Gummy bros…
Anonymous No.533629748 [Report] >>533629843
>>533629659
It was up 3 hours ago, you lost out, everyone was having fun without you!
Anonymous No.533629770 [Report]
>>533629573
Even if they wipe they're keeping the name data. You'll just have to deal with not being Jaina or Sylvanas
Anonymous No.533629794 [Report] >>533629862
>>533629573
What if they get it first again

The name reserving thing is something to consider if a reset is done anyway.
Anonymous No.533629801 [Report] >>533629930 >>533638212
whats wild is the blue haired and trains think that the wipe will make a fundamental difference in the "health" of the server.
you dont have the fortitude, the skill, nor the autism to actually compete? So what are you complaining about. You will be left in the dust wipe or no wipe. Wake up from your fantasy.
>please daddy kaytotes please make everything feel safe and commfy
Anonymous No.533629816 [Report]
Turtle fresh will literally be the best private server of all time
Anonymous No.533629817 [Report]
>>533625832
wipe is so stupid we're just going to go back to lag and crashing - no one would have had more than a 14 hour headstart.
Anonymous No.533629820 [Report]
>>533629735
There are not even 50 people on alliance right now lmao.
So less than 100 players total.
Anonymous No.533629838 [Report] >>533629898
>>533629735
W-what happened. The server can't possibly be dead already, can it?
Anonymous No.533629843 [Report]
>>533629715
>>533629748
I haven't tried logging in since 1pm on the 26th. It hasn't gone online yet.
Anonymous No.533629862 [Report]
>>533629794
They wont
Anonymous No.533629869 [Report]
>>533629705
It took a full week to get there. see:
>>533628517
>A lot of people are confusing the effort it takes to go from lvl 1-15, with the effort it takes to do such with a server that you're on random call to stress test for for a straight week, with a promised mini-boost for doing such.

If what was already achieved really only took half a day there would be no issue at all, anon. The amount of time it takes after the fact is a moot point.
Anonymous No.533629898 [Report]
>>533629838
There are dozen(s) of us!
Anonymous No.533629925 [Report] >>533630038
I'm level 11 and I don't care if they wipe. I don't think they should but I also don't care.
Anonymous No.533629930 [Report]
>>533629801
I think the health of the server is the likely problems from everyone starting over again and all being in the same place.
Anonymous No.533630035 [Report] >>533630068
>>533629734
>Source?!
>Source?!
>Demonstrate your hypothesis with a Study!
>Trust the Basedence!
Anonymous No.533630038 [Report]
>>533629925
They should just have one of the new servers be fresh.
Anonymous No.533630068 [Report] >>533630284
>>533630035
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.533630127 [Report]
Anonymous No.533630269 [Report]
how will turtles recover if their fresh flops because of epoch?

(it won't)
Anonymous No.533630284 [Report] >>533630521
>>533630068
you are talking to the chest schizo who has been saying this every day, even though there is no hyperspawning without 5+ people nearby.
and there is no hyperspawning for chests.
Anonymous No.533630304 [Report]
>>533629734
It's just a discord meme that you got trolled by, the "150 enchanting, 150 tailoring, 150 fishing, 10 alts all at gold cap" meme.

And the gold was already nerfed from their inventories regardless. Don't fall for the memes.
Anonymous No.533630374 [Report]
>>533629734
they spent the gold on bank slots and items that's what big epoch wont tell you.
Anonymous No.533630392 [Report] >>533636576
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.533630432 [Report]
im sure we will be playing with pochie very soon sisters! yay!!
Anonymous No.533630435 [Report]
the vibes are now good, bros
Anonymous No.533630459 [Report] >>533630568 >>533630810
Pochie won't be up this weekend.
Anonymous No.533630521 [Report] >>533630783
>>533630284
also EPL chests don't provide that much gold, the advantage the EPL chest looter got is noithing.
there is no one he can sell the greens or potions to.
Anonymous No.533630568 [Report] >>533630663
>>533630459
take that back now!!!!!
Anonymous No.533630570 [Report] >>533630714
Give everyone who reached lvl 15 a special reward for their persistence, like a mount or a title. Let them all on first when it restarts fro good, and revove the cap. Everyone else gets a dunce cap and permanent loser title and must wait in line.
Anonymous No.533630601 [Report] >>533630657
>NOOOOO SOMEONE IS 10 LEVELS HIGHER THAN ME??? YOU HAVE TO RESET EVERYTHING ITS NOT FAIR AHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
Anonymous No.533630657 [Report] >>533630745
>>533630601
you are a cuck
Anonymous No.533630663 [Report]
>>533630568
>"twaek twat bwack meow!!!!!"
*fucks your mouth*
Anonymous No.533630714 [Report]
>>533630570
It’s the other way around. The minmax rushers get a fat L above their head and the explorer’s contract chads draenei pussy
Anonymous No.533630742 [Report]
femgnome priest on pochie yay yay
Anonymous No.533630745 [Report]
>>533630657
I accept your concession. Know your place when in the presence of bvlls
Anonymous No.533630775 [Report] >>533631031
>>533629487
if it's so simple and easy then you won't mind doing it again :)
Anonymous No.533630783 [Report] >>533630967
>>533630521
cant he just sell it for raw gold?
Anonymous No.533630794 [Report] >>533630914 >>533630936 >>533630969
>poopsocking nolifers got ahead cause they've been able to log in and play with inconsistent server uptime
>wipe the server
>poopsocking nolifers got ahead cause they can play 18 hours daily
Anonymous No.533630810 [Report]
>>533630459
If they made that an official announcement, I would be ok with it. Otherwise I'm basically on call for the alert at any moment.
Anonymous No.533630914 [Report]
>>533630794
That's not the problem here, cuck.
Anonymous No.533630936 [Report]
>>533630794
i like their server queue plan where they just kick you out of the server after 2 hours of playtime
Anonymous No.533630957 [Report]
>>533628858
ppl like that make me vote for wipe
Anonymous No.533630967 [Report] >>533631093
>>533630783
you can look up the vendor price, it's not dozens of gold
you would be selling it for a loss
Anonymous No.533630969 [Report]
>>533630794
>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND EVERYONE NEEDS TO START FRESH AGAIN ITS ONLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO
Anonymous No.533631002 [Report]
Forcing cute humie priest on their knees on kezan
Anonymous No.533631015 [Report]
i'm voting fresh
Anonymous No.533631030 [Report]
How about this, give everyone at lvl 15 a 24 hour lockout to compensate for the broken queue
Anonymous No.533631031 [Report] >>533631225
>>533630775
for a straight week every day to achieve it with random server availability, something you were too weak to attempt :) touch keyboard.
Anonymous No.533631035 [Report]
All the crybabies and „I’ll play turdle fresh instead“ retards should be range banned from poggie
Anonymous No.533631048 [Report] >>533631429
Voting for wipe because I didn't exploit and I want to do it this time
Anonymous No.533631093 [Report]
>>533630967
Bird in hand is worth two the bush
Anonymous No.533631097 [Report]
>>533629678
bro by the time I hit 60 those 30g NEETs are sitting at 3000g
Anonymous No.533631126 [Report]
too bad it's not up to a vote, packlets
Anonymous No.533631148 [Report] >>533631319 >>533631335
Being able to sit in front of your computer for whole week spamming logins is not a good thing you know?
Anonymous No.533631169 [Report]
I'm lvl 8 despite missing most of the uptime.
I will vote fresh simply to fuck the MUTT niggers that played because the faggot known as KEKTOTES has a BBC fetish and cranked it during beaner hours.
Sorry not sorry, get fucked you obese nigger golems.
Anonymous No.533631186 [Report] >>533631242 >>533631361 >>533633956
Guys I have 5 kids to feet, I can only play a little bit each day. It's unfair that people hit level 15 before me, and it's also unfair that even after they're wiped they're so sweaty that they'll still raid before me.

Blizzard should wipe all raiders until I'm ready to raid. I mean I have a life.
Anonymous No.533631225 [Report] >>533631461
>>533631031
oof sounds like you're just a casual dadgamer sweaty, this isn't for you then - move on along to classic era :)
Anonymous No.533631234 [Report] >>533631590
I don't care if they wipe or not I just want the sever to work.
Anonymous No.533631242 [Report] >>533631605
>>533631186
Dishonest argument.
Anonymous No.533631291 [Report] >>533631353
Make it so if you are higher level than anyone else, all xp gains become negative
Anonymous No.533631319 [Report]
>>533631148
You must be new to the private server community, and to WoW in general. Even in Retail a lot of toys and achievements require weeks or months of sitting around spamming. Time Lost Protodrake for instance.
Anonymous No.533631335 [Report]
>>533631148
>he doesn’t let a script handle that while he does other things
ngmi
Anonymous No.533631346 [Report] >>533631638 >>533631758 >>533631826
Let's say epoch by some miracle actually get their servers up and running without issue. Do you think turtle will postpone their fresh if this happens?
Anonymous No.533631353 [Report]
>>533631291
We need realmwide shared xp for luxury communism
Anonymous No.533631361 [Report]
>>533631186
I agree with you, they shouldn't have MC be live on launch. It should be delayed either a set time frame or until a certain % of players reach cap.
Anonymous No.533631410 [Report]
I will allow the servers to remain unwiped on the condition that I be given a government mandated gnomish whore to use as I see fit
Anonymous No.533631429 [Report]
>>533631048
>sample
Anonymous No.533631446 [Report] >>533631526 >>533631584 >>533631610 >>533631693
>go to bed
>2 more threads hit bump limit
fucking how
you cant even play the game what is there to even talk about
Anonymous No.533631461 [Report] >>533631824
>>533631225
Casual? A straight week is casual, as opposed to a few hours later when server reliability is stabilized?

Wrong reply? English not the native language?
Anonymous No.533631490 [Report]
It is over sxsters, I am finally going over to /wpsg/ aka /turtleg/ and presenting out total, absolute, unconditional dogeza cuckold surrender.
Anonymous No.533631509 [Report] >>533631938 >>533632003 >>533632528 >>533632739 >>533633216 >>533640606
The people advocating for wipes, dont understand what they are actually advocating for. Sure you get a "fresh" start, but it only means a worse experience for everyone.

The people who are "ahead" are ahead because they understand the game. Devs have already addressed the extremely rare cases of those who exploited chests. That is where the outsized gold comes from, nowhere else.

They aren't going to lift the level 15 cap. There will still be thousands sitting in queue. The server's stability is already in question. We just crashed on a "test" with 3900 players. Having distributed player density across zones means better performance, less bottlenecks.

These people aren't able to do second order thinking, let alone consider externalities. Sure if you want to "feel" good wipe the server. It will make no difference to the neets and tryhards they will get ahead no matter what. Enjoy sitting in your queue and realizing doing 1-6 all over again, with even MORE people in the starting zone is total aids.
Anonymous No.533631518 [Report]
I think I'm gonna play hardcore on Ambershire. Idc about rushing to raids.
Anonymous No.533631526 [Report] >>533631584 >>533631610
>>533631446
when i'm playing the game i'm not posting
Anonymous No.533631584 [Report]
>>533631446
pretty much this >>533631526
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533631590 [Report] >>533631726
>>533631234
if epoch adds gobbo priests I will give them money
Anonymous No.533631605 [Report]
>>533631242
"Guys it's not fair that I wasn't fast enough to beat the pack, that I didn't pay attention to discord. We should wipe everyone." -t. you
Anonymous No.533631610 [Report]
>>533631446
This >>533631526
Anonymous No.533631638 [Report] >>533632208
>>533631346
$henna will ddos pochie 100% when its stable. He always wins.
Anonymous No.533631693 [Report]
>>533631446
it's the power of FRESH classic+ wow
stales and lesser games would never understand
Anonymous No.533631706 [Report] >>533631749 >>533632385 >>533636576
GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI FOREVER
https://discord.gg/n8X4bpGFeg
Anonymous No.533631726 [Report]
>>533631590
Same to be honest.
Anonymous No.533631749 [Report]
>>533631706
I have a mighty need to ERP with a fat-titted shortstack
Anonymous No.533631758 [Report]
>>533631346
it will still happen, my cope is that the tourists will move to a fresh turdle
Anonymous No.533631824 [Report]
>>533631461
>I'm such a casual gamer I was able to get ahead of all of you, just be online at brown neet hours :) skill issue, everyone else can do it, pls no wipe :(
Anonymous No.533631826 [Report]
>>533631346
No. Turtle always wins anyway. ambershill only exists to overlfow players and take advantage of SoD ending.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533631858 [Report] >>533632236
The pop on gummy might be in the double digits, but at least mobs can actually be pulled out of the elwynn/westfall houses without any nonsense happening
Anonymous No.533631938 [Report]
>>533631509
the people who are ahead are ahead because the server has been up during mutt evening hours exclusively aside from two times during the "launch"
Anonymous No.533632003 [Report] >>533632305
>>533631509
my fellow dadgamers it is uhhhh very important for the uhhh queue times that you let the uhhh autistic nolifers determine the economy going forward, god bless stormwind
Anonymous No.533632004 [Report]
where were you when a turdle shill outed xerself as a tourist
>>533571963
Anonymous No.533632035 [Report] >>533632105 >>533632262 >>533632517
Friends, I went to the fast food drive-thru for my breakfast sandwich at 8:00PM and they said they only serve breakfast in the mornings.

I am furious that other customers were able to order #15 Breakfast Combo, and that despite my only waking up an hour ago I missed out on breakfast.

It's just not fair! I think the people who got to eat breakfast should be forcefed laxatives, that way it's more fair for me.
Anonymous No.533632105 [Report] >>533632206
>>533632035
Another dishonest argument.
Anonymous No.533632174 [Report] >>533632234 >>533632265 >>533632269 >>533632482 >>533632631
WHY IS OUR THREAD DEAD TURDLE SISTERS?? >>533586472
I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYONE WILL BE LEAVING EPOCH FOR TURDLE????????????
Anonymous No.533632206 [Report]
>>533632105
Another argument you have no counter for. Checkmate, crybaby.
Anonymous No.533632208 [Report]
>>533631638
>he
Anonymous No.533632234 [Report]
>>533632174
because it's stale
Anonymous No.533632236 [Report]
>>533631858
I was going to roll on gummy but now...
Anonymous No.533632262 [Report] >>533632415
>>533632035
the fast food restaurant with predictable opening times that you can plan ahead for known as epoch
kill yourself dumb nigger
Anonymous No.533632265 [Report]
>>533632174
nobody wants to play turdle, it's pretty shit
Anonymous No.533632269 [Report]
>>533632174
I downloaded Turtle to maybe try it till Epoch came online. Saw two servers. RP and PvP. Uninstalled immedietly. Hey but at least theyll be a server for me on Troondle on the 17th!
Anonymous No.533632295 [Report] >>533632386
Lack of High Elves and Draenei makes Humans the only real choice to play.
Anonymous No.533632305 [Report]
>>533632003

ESL? The no lifers always win no matter what, thats what it means to be an unemployed gamer. hello?
Anonymous No.533632361 [Report]
Ambershire feels stale right out of the box for some reason
Anonymous No.533632370 [Report]
Or they could just give everyone to level 20 and start from there, it's a simple as that.
Anonymous No.533632385 [Report] >>533632573
>>533631706
left kezanGODS
right guruCHUDS
Anonymous No.533632386 [Report]
>>533632295
Make a cute priest girly and become my wife
t. proud Orc warlock
Anonymous No.533632415 [Report]
>>533632262
The fast food restaurant which the distract manager said would be serving limited breakfast and you'd be able to keep that breakfast.
Anonymous No.533632482 [Report]
>>533632174
Turns out the few trannies Shenna sent to shill can't generate any interest...
Anonymous No.533632483 [Report] >>533632659
I want a wipe because some retards we’re taking advantage of the cap and were retarded enough to post about it instead of keeping their mouth shut and letting everyone keep abusing it. You faggots don’t deserve to keep your progress. Besides level 15 isn’t a big deal and the people who took advantage of these things should always be ahead right? Might as well clean slate it
Anonymous No.533632517 [Report]
>>533632035
When I finally placed my order, someone pulled the fire alarm, and when we were going back inside I was pushed to the back, where is my order?! Some fuck took it! CHEATER!
Anonymous No.533632528 [Report] >>533632791 >>533633572
>>533631509
>"o-oh nyoooooo i lost 30 minutes of time on a random weekend playing on an unofficial version of the game i've been playing for 20 years? t-this is unacceptable!! no no no don't let this happen!!!
Anonymous No.533632573 [Report]
>>533632385
Guru sirs....our retort?
Anonymous No.533632597 [Report]
you are really bored, aren't you?
Anonymous No.533632631 [Report]
>>533632174
>RPPVE
And like that its dead on arrival.
Anonymous No.533632659 [Report] >>533632867 >>533632930 >>533633551
>>533632483
>people who took advantage of
Greatly exaggerated, and already taken care of and disciplined by Kaytotes regardless.

If half the people in this chat actually installed discord they'd know what was going on lmao
Anonymous No.533632668 [Report] >>533633047
I only play alliance. I hate the horde, sincerely.
Anonymous No.533632715 [Report] >>533632857 >>533632940
https://www.project-epoch.net/community/rules/
Anonymous No.533632739 [Report] >>533633184
>>533631509
>The people advocating for wipes, dont understand what they are actually advocating for.
I can assure you I'm advocating for who ever I think will complain the most on discord. It's really hard to tell if it's the non wipers or wipers at this point.
Anonymous No.533632791 [Report]
>>533632528
>"o-oh nyoooooo someone gained 30 minutes of time on a random weekend playing Project Epoch, it's just not fair!! Mommies please do something, roll him back!!!"
Anonymous No.533632857 [Report]
>>533632715
Someone should quote that verbatim in the General chat when its open again.
Anonymous No.533632863 [Report] >>533633169 >>533633821
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/3038818/post/34133135

What do you guys think of this
Anonymous No.533632867 [Report] >>533632969 >>533633208
>>533632659
>and already taken care of and disciplined by Kaytotes regardless.
PROOFS???
Anonymous No.533632930 [Report] >>533633113
>>533632659
you can't join their discord for the past 2 weeks.
Anonymous No.533632940 [Report]
>>533632715
they'd have the ban half the server
Anonymous No.533632969 [Report] >>533633049
>>533632867
Kaytotes said as much.

You either believe the main dev or you don't, but he says he's lowered the gold of the handful of players that had too much.
Anonymous No.533632984 [Report]
@grok should we wipe the server?
Anonymous No.533633047 [Report]
>>533632668
>Fried chicken and watermelon always was my favourite foods
>Find out literally a year ago that it's associated with Racist contexts in the US
Anonymous No.533633049 [Report] >>533633331
>>533632969
He said he would, has he? Has anyone level 15 reported their gold or items are removed? What would eb the limit of removal?
Anonymous No.533633113 [Report]
>>533632930
>you can't join their discord for the past 2 weeks.
This honestly explains why half the people in here are acting retarded and don't know about any of the dev posts. However I am also retarded for not realizing this.
Anonymous No.533633151 [Report]
kaytotes you dirty nigger START THE SERVER WITH 3.5K CAP IM DONE WAITING
Anonymous No.533633164 [Report]
I dont think playing a character on Gurubashi is going to be a good idea.....
Anonymous No.533633169 [Report]
>>533632863
>asmr
>shitty mic
Pretty fucking ass, mate.
Anonymous No.533633184 [Report]
>>533632739
I hate min-max try hards, so I'd love to see a wipe
Anonymous No.533633208 [Report] >>533633472
>>533632867
schitzo schitzo schitzo
server isnt run my third worlders or slavoids, it may look like it based on their tech skills but the white mains primary trait is honesty and fairness. youd do well to remember that brownoid
Anonymous No.533633216 [Report] >>533633359
>>533631509
just admit you don't wanna give in your exploited gold and profession level. russian.
Anonymous No.533633331 [Report]
>>533633049
One person who exploited a chest said they lost a level 19 ring on vg yesterday, it was just gone. It's such a minority of players whom exploited that we're lucky to even have that much info.
Anonymous No.533633353 [Report] >>533633405
IT'S OVER
IT'S DECIDED
WIPESISSIES LOSTERED
Anonymous No.533633359 [Report] >>533634073
>>533633216
makes no difference to me, im an advocate for the dads neglecting their kids
Anonymous No.533633405 [Report]
>>533633353
>not even gork 4
Anonymous No.533633454 [Report]
>>533622937
There's an abom who wanders around the middle. I got 3 nice pieces of stam/int gear from him.
Anonymous No.533633472 [Report] >>533633709
>>533633208
This is the only update about it
>will have
not have had
>sane levels
I've not seen anyone say they've had gold removed, also what is a sane level?
Anonymous No.533633541 [Report]
this whole wipe or not wipe might be a good lesson in public relations for the jannies. dont publicly air the dirty laundry. take care of things internally like every other competent project. jannies if youre read this take the advice to heart then rope
Anonymous No.533633551 [Report]
>>533632659
That’s total bullshit, I hit level 15 and started grinding out profs and turning in excess quests alongside everyone else who got in on the 27th, I just wasn’t a retard about it posting my gold here and in the discord and ruined it for everybody else. I swear the people who are advocating for keeping the server as it is were either one of those people or they’re validated by their head start and know it’s actually them who can’t keep up on an equal playing field. Like I said, retards want to act stupid and they deserve to lose their «hard work», I want to see these niggers who pretend they’re elite fall behind and quit playing by the time they hit STV
Anonymous No.533633572 [Report] >>533635507 >>533635661
>>533632528
This but unironically

Who the fuck do you think you are to wipe the progress that I've made? Even if it was 3 hours.
Anonymous No.533633694 [Report] >>533634052
>>533627803
The people crying about how we NEED a wipe are the type of people to play 2-3 hours per day at most, they'll be behind after day 1 anyway.
Anonymous No.533633709 [Report] >>533633837
>>533633472
>the developers are actually lying
>they want the exploiters to exploit and benefit
>they brought it to your attention so they could lie about it
>they actually brought it up to mock you

how smooth is your brain?
Anonymous No.533633747 [Report] >>533633883
>"I HIT MAX PROFESSION IN 2 HOURS!"
okay? so?
Anonymous No.533633791 [Report]
>>533623782
Agreed, could have been summed up in a few sentences
Anonymous No.533633806 [Report] >>533634221
any one got a good fishing bot? I'm thinking about botting on gummies server.
Anonymous No.533633821 [Report]
>>533632863
Kemono is a pretty cool site
Anonymous No.533633837 [Report]
>>533633709
>the developers are actually lying
They have made statements that turned out not to be true, they are also very busy and it might have been overlooked.
Show me one person that had gold removed to a "sane" level, whatever that might be.
Anonymous No.533633854 [Report]
Anonymous No.533633881 [Report]
Grok convinced me until that last sentence....
Anonymous No.533633883 [Report] >>533633965
>>533633747
it's the equivalent of just sleeping for 8 hours, someone is going to hit lvl 30 while you do that.
Anonymous No.533633898 [Report] >>533634350
Feeling good about Pochie again
Anonymous No.533633926 [Report] >>533634054 >>533636576
GET IT UP ALREADY
Anonymous No.533633956 [Report]
>>533631186
>I have 5 kids to feet
what did footfag mean by this
Anonymous No.533633965 [Report] >>533634143
>>533633883
some will hit level 30 in 8 hours? can we get devs to slow down leveling?
Anonymous No.533634010 [Report] >>533634052 >>533634240
>wipefags think people getting a few hour headstart will matter in the long term
mental illness
Anonymous No.533634052 [Report]
>>533634010
>>533633694
No one can convince me I'm wrong
Anonymous No.533634054 [Report]
>>533633926
I'm up now
Anonymous No.533634073 [Report]
>>533633359
then make a pool and let everyone on the discord decide. and check how many dads will hate starting over.
or a new server
Anonymous No.533634083 [Report]
wipe my ass lmao
Anonymous No.533634143 [Report] >>533634504
>>533633965
There is no rush anywhere, MC and Onyxia won't open for another few weeks.
There is also no black lotus monopoly as all high level have a chance to drop it.
Anonymous No.533634151 [Report]
>the extended beta tests will end
>the wipe will come
>the server will be re-released
Anonymous No.533634221 [Report] >>533634683
>>533633806
>botting in a 20yo Game
anon, I…
Anonymous No.533634240 [Report] >>533634447 >>533634830
>>533634010
>3000 players in a single starting zone
>2.5hrs to level 6
>impossible to find any herbs/mines
>still level 15 cap
>sits in 4000 player queue
>this is good, actually its better
Anonymous No.533634290 [Report] >>533634373 >>533634432 >>533634437
what's the least sweaty tank class?
Anonymous No.533634350 [Report]
>>533633898
fuck off you’re not allowed to come back.
stay on your fresh turdle
Anonymous No.533634373 [Report]
>>533634290
feral druid
Anonymous No.533634432 [Report]
>>533634290
warrior for entry tier content, druid for late content
Anonymous No.533634437 [Report]
>>533634290
warrior or feral
only need to worry about hp, dont need to wait for mana
make the heals and mana users pop pots if they cant keep up with your pace
Anonymous No.533634447 [Report] >>533634549
>>533634240
People are way more spread out once you get out of the starter area. It wasn't hard to find nodes.
Anonymous No.533634463 [Report] >>533634514
gay piece of shit server keep wating faggot,
Anonymous No.533634504 [Report]
>>533634143
maybe people just have too much ptsd from classic.
Anonymous No.533634514 [Report]
>>533634463
great post
Anonymous No.533634546 [Report]
I didn't even get one gold yet :( reset everyone
Anonymous No.533634549 [Report] >>533634697 >>533634985
>>533634447
the dynamic rates on the gatherables were broken, they were instant respawning more or less. it wont be like this after it comes back up
Anonymous No.533634607 [Report]
Epoch is winning and this scares to lunatic troonatics
Anonymous No.533634649 [Report] >>533635059 >>533635245
Chests should be locked.
Chests should spawn with an associated mob attached to them that holds the key.
Killing that mob should drop the key.
The key could technically work on any chest in the open world, but making hundreds of key items sounds cancer.
The key should have a five minute duration, so it can only realistically be used on the chest right infront of you.
Chests should have better rewards in them than 3 apples and a light leather.
This would stop 'people' stealing chests whilst you're in combat nearby. And be quite immersive and fun.
Anonymous No.533634683 [Report] >>533634924
>>533634221
yes? whats the problem.
Anonymous No.533634687 [Report]
I'm so pent up release the damn server already....
Anonymous No.533634697 [Report]
>>533634549
So that explains why it was so easy for me to level Herbalism, I kinna figured that something was up
Anonymous No.533634798 [Report] >>533634910
GURU IS UP
Anonymous No.533634830 [Report] >>533637091
>>533634240
its even better...

>3000 players in a single starting zone
>server crashes
>2.5hrs to level 6
>server rollback
>impossible to find any herbs/mines
>server restarts
>still level 15 cap
>server restarts
>sits in 4000 player queue
>server restarts
>nstreamer lolcows stream login screen for 8 hours
>this is good, actually its better
Anonymous No.533634910 [Report]
>>533634798
YOU LIE

YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR, SHUT UP
Anonymous No.533634924 [Report] >>533635221 >>533635609
>>533634683
it makes you a raging homosexual
also botting on such a small server is bound to get you caught
hell, when I was fishing normally on troontle, after about 30 minutes, a GM or maybe some automated system teleported me about 30 yards away from the water probably to see how I would react, and that's on a realm with 7500+ people concurrent, how do you think you're gonna hide when there's only 40 people online? especially on Gummy's who bans people for using Bagnon
Anonymous No.533634985 [Report]
>>533634549
I was one of the first 20 people to leave the zone on gurubussy
Anonymous No.533635059 [Report]
>>533634649
Just delete chests
Anonymous No.533635221 [Report]
>>533634924
Botting is based tho
Anonymous No.533635245 [Report] >>533635407 >>533635846
>>533634649
>cant think strategically
>cant plan ahead
>please fix the game so it works for me
Anonymous No.533635336 [Report]
>heh sorry anon, the same people will always be ahead of others, it’s a skill issue, you can’t help it if we play more than you. Don’t worry that we abused dynamic respawns and exploited gold, we’ll always be ahead anyways right?
>NONONONO PLEASE DON’T RESET THE SERVER I CAN’T LEVEL 1-15 AGAIN I ABSOLUTELY CAN’T YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO US IT ISN’T FAIR I’M GOING INSANE!!!
Anonymous No.533635407 [Report] >>533635846
>>533635245
and by 'think strategic' you mean wait for someone to get into combat before you so you can be the nigger and steal something instead
or maybe the game can have a neat rpg feature whilst also helping to mitigate how people act like niggers in the game
Anonymous No.533635479 [Report]
Anyone who is level 15 should have their character wiped since they obviously abused something.
Everyone else should stay as is.
Anonymous No.533635491 [Report]
>lets reset thousands of characters because like 10 people who already got caught abused some chests to get like 100g or whatever

They're obviously not going to wipe the server so this whole conversation is pointless bust still.
Anonymous No.533635507 [Report] >>533635652
>>533633572
>Who the fuck do you think you are
The people in charge of your server :)

or alternatively, the people negatively impacted by your actions.

Cum about it sweaty :D
Anonymous No.533635609 [Report]
>>533634924
I just want to watch a romcom movie while fishing, I'll be monitoring the bot. It's not like I'm going to go sleep and just crash the gummy fishing economy.
if anything fish botting on such a small server makes me based becasue I'm obviously not doing it to corner a market.
What market?
it's all for personal enjoyment at this point.
Anonymous No.533635652 [Report] >>533635756 >>533635846
>>533635507
yeah, well good thing you're not in the charge of the server. Also, my actions havent affected anyone
Anonymous No.533635661 [Report]
>>533633572
It's a basic trolley problem, grandpa.
If they don't wipe/make new realm
People are more likely to flock into turtle's new server instead.
Because.
Would you play on this disaster of a launch where people already advanced their professions, and have abused of both reported and unreported exploits to gain economical advantage thus having a foot on the auction house, potentially being able to control the market of some materials early on, etc. All while you couldn't even register.
Or would you play on a fresh server?
Anonymous No.533635756 [Report]
>>533635652
Everyone's actions have an impact upon everyone else. That's kind of the point of an MMO. It's intrinsic to the genre.
Anonymous No.533635796 [Report] >>533636067
All this arguing over a wipe for a server that isn't ever gonna get back online
Anonymous No.533635846 [Report] >>533636196 >>533636212
>>533635245
>>533635407
You need to understand you're talking to browns, "thinking strategically" means "scamming five minutes in the future" instead of "scamming now". Like look at >>533635652, "me having a headstart on the economy doesn't affect anyone", like a veritable dalit
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.533636067 [Report]
>>533635796
No shut up it'll be great I swear!
Anonymous No.533636180 [Report]
Releveling is not that big a deal if you can get consistent uptime
Anonymous No.533636196 [Report]
>>533635846
My brother in Christ, I got to level 9 and I've got my herbalism to 70, I doubt I have a "Headstart" on the economy.
Anonymous No.533636212 [Report] >>533637206
>>533635846

>make up fake scenario in my head
>know real people exist in my fake scenario
>get mad about my fake scenario
>demand others get invested in my fake scenario
>wage a moral crusade to make others agree with me
>its all so tiresome.....

troon / woman behavior...
Anonymous No.533636249 [Report] >>533636378
>malding over openworld chests
r u niggers serious
Anonymous No.533636359 [Report] >>533636760
lvl 15 chuds should get their acc flagged with a permanent explorers contract
lmao
Anonymous No.533636378 [Report]
>>533636249
it's just a suggestion, anon, nobody's upset, it's just a potential improvement that would make the game more fun
Anonymous No.533636418 [Report]
AIEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.533636576 [Report] >>533636801 >>533636947 >>533637009 >>533637047 >>533637095 >>533637139 >>533638567 >>533638760
>>533633926
>>533622165
>>533622298
>>533623430
>>533623717
>>533623906
>>533630392
>>533631706
>>533624251
>>533626521
reminder that the person behind these posts is a 40+ balding fat man
Anonymous No.533636607 [Report]
I'm gonna play Stronhold Crusader until poochie is out
Anonymous No.533636624 [Report]
Instead of a wipe all level 15 characters should be delete :)
Anonymous No.533636747 [Report] >>533637014 >>533637218 >>533637849
>internally we're discussing wipes
OH NON NON NO EXPLOIT BROS NOT LIKE THIIIIIISSSSS
Anonymous No.533636750 [Report] >>533636879
Out of warrior, paladin, druid, rogue and priest tier sets the priest sets are the least ugly and can be hidden with shadow form so I think I want to play a priest.
Anonymous No.533636760 [Report] >>533637240
>>533636359
I am willing to accept this as a compromise and concession to the wipe-tards.
Anonymous No.533636801 [Report] >>533637139
>>533636576
9x (you), almost purrfect desu
Anonymous No.533636879 [Report] >>533636985
>>533636750
Who gives a shit, Epoch has transmog
Anonymous No.533636947 [Report]
>>533636576
What gave me away?
Anonymous No.533636985 [Report] >>533637138
>>533636879
So i can transmog and wear.....bikini slutwear?
Anonymous No.533637009 [Report]
>>533636576
I mog you
Anonymous No.533637014 [Report]
>>533636747
WIPES INC
>WIPES INC
WIPES INC
>WIPES INC
Anonymous No.533637047 [Report]
>>533636576
one futa spammer / gooner to night elves is a fucking abomination mexican +50 yo mexican woman
Anonymous No.533637082 [Report]
fishing is bug you get greens and chest also fish bot us undetected.
Anonymous No.533637091 [Report]
>>533634830
the orb of pisky
Anonymous No.533637095 [Report]
>>533636576
I love how long this website has been around and retards will still give attention to these annoying faggots.
Anonymous No.533637138 [Report]
>>533636985
Yes. Most cloth sissies run Mageweave Slutwear on Turtle, it'll be the same on Epoch
Anonymous No.533637139 [Report]
>>533636576
He's really not kidding one of those posts is mine. I had to count the quotes 3 times. You really just them 9 (You)'s.
>>533636801
I kneel.
Anonymous No.533637206 [Report] >>533637556
>>533636212
>Fake scenario
>Admitted as real by both people in thread (fiction & falsehood etc) and the discord
>It's fake because it's fake because I say so!

benchod
Anonymous No.533637218 [Report]
>>533636747
...All my expoited gold, bankslots, bags, mats.... all gone

Why couldn't they just take some of my gold and leave rest? It's not fair....
Anonymous No.533637240 [Report]
>>533636760
>nooo my 5h of progress
Anonymous No.533637414 [Report] >>533637505
For me it's simple.
If Epoch isn't up and running SMOOTHLY by the time Turtle fresh launches, I will just roll on Turtle and not look back.
Anonymous No.533637505 [Report] >>533637895
>>533637414
if epoch hasn't sorted out their shit by next week im ignoring it.
only a week is too long without them annoucing a delay.
Anonymous No.533637556 [Report] >>533637716 >>533638307
>>533637206
>someone took my chest while i fought
>we need to fundamental redesign chests

okay........
Anonymous No.533637693 [Report] >>533642779
>night elf
>female
>rogue
>black mageweave slutmog
guru horde you better not cross my path ><
Anonymous No.533637716 [Report]
>>533637556
>someone took my chest while i fought
>we need to fundamental redesign chests
I agree. People shouldn't be able to nigger you.
Anonymous No.533637780 [Report]
>Kezan
Anonymous No.533637817 [Report]
We're stil in the psychological queue and people are dropping out already after only 1 solid week of nothing. Good... good.
Anonymous No.533637849 [Report]
>>533636747
when private servers are usually under reacting
this one is definetly over over reacting
Anonymous No.533637891 [Report]
Is there a cowl that matches the colours of the Gray Woolen Robe? I'm having some trouble finding anything fitting since WoWhead is stupid.
Anonymous No.533637895 [Report]
>>533637505
At this point I think Epoch will have huge content droughts and be a relatively small server, even if they completely fix server stability.
Do you really think these guys will deliver custom "Ulduar hardmode difficulty" raids in a reasonable time frame? It will probably take them 2 years per raid + 1 more year of "public testing" since the shit will be bugged as hell.
I think they are the next Vanilla+
Anonymous No.533637913 [Report]
wipe it up. 1 week is too stale
Anonymous No.533637947 [Report]
Why would they wipe when they said they're opening extra realms? Can't the latefags just join the second one?
Anonymous No.533638030 [Report] >>533638626 >>533638735
>level 15 isn't even that far ahead bwo
Then what's wrong with a wipe?
Anonymous No.533638061 [Report]
I just wanna play....
Anonymous No.533638176 [Report]
I think we should wipe it first time for the latefags who couldn't copypaste their password into login screen quick enough and then 2nd time a month from now for ultra latefags who couldn't register their account.
Anonymous No.533638189 [Report] >>533638286
new turtle server
>2 weeks
>tick tock
>tick tock
Anonymous No.533638212 [Report]
>>533629801
I dont get the calls for a wipe there has been no real progress made so the only reason to wipe is so people dont feel bad about being theoretically a few hours behind the pack? Which doesn't matter cause the first time you sleep or work you'll be behind anyway
Anonymous No.533638267 [Report]
Pochie Weekend soon
Anonymous No.533638286 [Report]
>>533638189
shan't be playing
t. guruchad
Anonymous No.533638307 [Report] >>533638447
>>533637556
Really not beating the noshoes pajeet allegations huh
Anonymous No.533638370 [Report] >>533638521 >>533638739
With this we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations about how we, and you our community, want us to handle the full proper switch back on.
Anonymous No.533638447 [Report] >>533638668
>>533638307
>reorient the game around my emotional instability

gotcha
Anonymous No.533638521 [Report]
>>533638370
two pvp servers
Anonymous No.533638567 [Report]
>>533636576
>35
>not balding
you're move homo
Anonymous No.533638626 [Report] >>533638790
>>533638030
>server won't work consistently for another week after the wipe
>new exploits found
>they wipe again in 2 weeks
Anonymous No.533638664 [Report]
Draebulls on gummy...
Anonymous No.533638668 [Report]
>>533638447
>I'm a subhuman noshoes brown with a mindset that's scientifically proven to be below that of vermin but the fact you're upset at it hmmmm gotcha

you should go back
Anonymous No.533638735 [Report]
>>533638030
I'm too emotionally invested in my character
Anonymous No.533638739 [Report]
>>533638370
DM him he's online :)
Anonymous No.533638760 [Report]
>>533636576
sounds pretty based desu
Anonymous No.533638790 [Report]
>>533638626
Clearly the best solution is periodical server wipes every two or so days, so that noone ever gets ahead of m- anyone.
Anonymous No.533639028 [Report]
After seeing that the majority of /epog/ seemingly doesn't want a wipe, I've decided to become pro-wipe.
Anonymous No.533639036 [Report] >>533639141 >>533640204
People want Epoch fresh not Turtle fresh and it's going to be so beautiful once people realize this in two weeks.
Anonymous No.533639141 [Report]
>>533639036
I think bocchi would enjoy gummycraft more. No other players for miles.
Anonymous No.533639153 [Report] >>533639394
>The goal now is to get partitions working on our Linux build

He means layering between K1 and K2?
Anonymous No.533639165 [Report]
I just wanted to say this, I have sacrifice a lot to be able to play on this server. My pregnant wife had to drive herself to the hospital to give birth to our daughter. I finally got into Project Epoch server, while my wife was pushing out babies, I was pushing numbers, I couldn't be more proud of all my progress.
But NOW, I heard rumors about a wipe?! Hello?! How much is this server going to take from us? At this rate, I won't even see my daughter on her first day of kindergarden, maybe I won't see her for her first day of school!
I'm about to give up, I don't want to look my daughter in the eyes on the day of her wedding and tell her about all the epic loot I COULD have gotten, I want to know her, I want to ask her why she chose a darker skin color than me and her mother.
I'm begging you, Keytotes, as one pregnant man to another, please dont wipe my precious progress.
Anonymous No.533639329 [Report]
Fool that you are, for I have depicted myself as a normal human being and (You) as the Paladin main that gets mad at the concept of pregnant men.
Anonymous No.533639339 [Report]
>>533623863
THEY CAN'T EVEN CODE BOTS LET ALONE A SERVER
Anonymous No.533639357 [Report] >>533639649
I SAY TURTLE YOU SAY WON
TURTLE
Anonymous No.533639394 [Report] >>533639546 >>533639732 >>533639952 >>533640396 >>533640978
>>533639153
tl;dr its a scalable solution depending on how much we want to be a nuisance for players.

Each continent will be split from running with 1 thread each to 6 threads each which means more players.

There is a "phase" on that boundary where you're transferred to another thread. It isn't layering, just splitting up.

So using Kalimdor as a reference the zones are grouped as follows:

North: Azshara, Ashenvale, Felwood, Darkshore, Teldrassil, Moonglade, Winterspring

Middle: Durotar, Barrens, Stonetalon, Desolace, Dustwallow

South: Thousand Needles, Silithus, Ungoro, Tanaris, Feralas

And then each 1 to 5 zone is also split off.

We want as few of those transitions as possible, but the more there are the more players we can support.

I don't want to but if things genuinely do start hitting 5k to 10k+ we may have to basically split off each zone so that cpu threads can go brrrrrr.
Anonymous No.533639497 [Report]
>fresh aids ridden vanilla client
Anonymous No.533639546 [Report]
>>533639394
real content <3
Anonymous No.533639649 [Report]
>>533639357
WON....'t ever be better than Epoch.
Anonymous No.533639732 [Report]
>>533639394
nice, make it so
Anonymous No.533639752 [Report] >>533639834 >>533639907 >>533640024 >>533640115
my name plate cast bar is bugged
Anonymous No.533639834 [Report] >>533639961
>>533639752

>log cummies fresh
>sub 100 pop day 1
>log off cummies fresh
Anonymous No.533639907 [Report] >>533639961
>>533639752
NO CHANGES
Anonymous No.533639927 [Report] >>533640072 >>533640082
>"With this we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations"
>Discord still closed
They're trolling us.
Anonymous No.533639952 [Report]
>>533639394
ETA
Anonymous No.533639961 [Report]
>>533639834
yea i guess people really don't like tbc. i expected more.
>>533639907
ah so this is sovl. fair i cant remember tbc very well.
Anonymous No.533640024 [Report]
>>533639752
Post drae
Anonymous No.533640029 [Report] >>533640083 >>533640237
Where can I go to play an actually good version of vanilla wow?
Anonymous No.533640070 [Report]
vibes status? goated or coded?
Anonymous No.533640072 [Report]
>>533639927
There are conversations, you are just not part of them
Anonymous No.533640082 [Report] >>533640218 >>533640417
>>533639927
They meant internal conversations

I can't blame them for closing the discord, last couple of days it was absolutely nothing but pointless spam without anything constructive.
Anonymous No.533640083 [Report] >>533640291 >>533640332
>>533640029
VVALLKRAFT coming soon
Anonymous No.533640115 [Report]
>>533639752
gummy says its not on the whitelist
Anonymous No.533640204 [Report] >>533640350 >>533640598 >>533640721
>>533639036
epoch barely has any custom content though
Anonymous No.533640218 [Report]
>>533640082
>With this we can now more formally move ahead with some conversations about how we, and you our community
Anonymous No.533640237 [Report]
>>533640029
https://www.kronos-wow.com/
Anonymous No.533640291 [Report]
>>533640083
most of us don't have the melanin levels required to play here
Anonymous No.533640332 [Report]
>>533640083
I looked that up yesterday, and reading the overview felt like reading Chris Chans manifesto or something, insomuch that it is impressively detached from any reality I am familiar with.
Anonymous No.533640350 [Report]
>>533640204
wypipo dont season they servers
Anonymous No.533640396 [Report]
>>533639394
Based
Anonymous No.533640409 [Report]
Kezan is getting a test right now. Go log in.

*sips coffee and spits on the floor, looking over the rim with barely concealed disdain*
Yes, that means you. Not “later.” Not “when you feel like it.” Not “after you finish whatever meaningless little thing you’re doing.” Now. As in: immediately. As in: this very moment, before your last remaining brain cell forgets what this message even said.

*leans back in chair, folding arms aggressively with exaggerated patience*
And let me be painfully clear: if I don’t see enough of you brainless slugs in there within 20 minutes—because apparently initiative is a foreign concept—I will ping. And it won’t be a gentle nudge, oh no. It’ll be a full-volume, neon-lit reminder that you’ve somehow failed at the one task a sea sponge could manage.

*smiles sweetly with dead eyes*
So be a darling and log in before I start losing faith in the species. Thanks ever so much.
Anonymous No.533640417 [Report]
>>533640082
Yeah they needed the bot mod a long time ago. Too many people asking the same retarded questions over and over again
Anonymous No.533640419 [Report] >>533640812
>turtle raped me
>epoch raped me
>gummy raped me
When will it stop?
Anonymous No.533640496 [Report] >>533640603 >>533640751
surely they will open registrations now that everything is fixed and running smoothly right?
Anonymous No.533640598 [Report] >>533640706
>>533640204
It's funny how this is easily proven wrong
go home turtle troon
Anonymous No.533640603 [Report]
>>533640496
>now that everything is fixed and running smoothly
Anonymous No.533640606 [Report]
>>533631509
fine but you will buy me the epic hors, since you are so great
Anonymous No.533640706 [Report] >>533640961
>>533640598
Show me all the custom content now.
Anonymous No.533640721 [Report] >>533640921
>>533640204
>epoch barely has any custom content
>"here's all the new content it has"
>WTF THATS NOT CLASSIC, FUNSERVER FUNSERVER FUNSERVER
every fucking time
Anonymous No.533640751 [Report]
>>533640496
>everything is fixed and running smoothly
Anonymous No.533640805 [Report] >>533641132 >>533641148
i feel bad for gummy :(
Anonymous No.533640812 [Report]
>>533640419
*rapes you*
Anonymous No.533640921 [Report] >>533641071
>>533640721
>>WTF THATS NOT CLASSIC, FUNSERVER FUNSERVER FUNSERVER
I've never said this though. I just think it's lame how the server only has 2 new dungeons and 0 new leveling zones despite being in development for 5 years.
Anonymous No.533640945 [Report] >>533641176
>fixes the biggest problem with vanilla
game is ruined
Anonymous No.533640946 [Report] >>533641073
There aren't any good helmets......
Anonymous No.533640961 [Report] >>533641965
>>533640706
https://www.project-epoch.net/
Anonymous No.533640978 [Report]
>>533639394
>we
huh
Anonymous No.533641071 [Report] >>533641272
>>533640921
there are new quest hubs like the Ironforge Airfield
Anonymous No.533641073 [Report] >>533641321
>>533640946
>human female
>no black mageweave slut mog
boring
Anonymous No.533641132 [Report]
>>533640805
i don't
>rerererereleases tbc for to umpteenth time
tbc is poop. im sorry
Anonymous No.533641148 [Report] >>533641307
>>533640805
>launches the same autistic antifun tbshit server for the 10th time, but this time in NA where russians (80% of tbshit enjoyers) have 300 ping
>this time it will work for sure
he is retarded and ngmi
Anonymous No.533641176 [Report] >>533642820
>>533640945
so what the fuck was the original design team thinking with black lotus?
Anonymous No.533641230 [Report] >>533641443 >>533641785 >>533641786 >>533642287
Epoch Waiting Room - I have a 27 volume Claymore manga box set arriving today and my doorbell doesn't work and the mailman is a literal nigger so I have to keep one eye open towards the streets edition

https://jiggie.fun/Sloppa
Anonymous No.533641272 [Report] >>533641754
>>533641071
I did forget about them having ironforge airfields as a new subzone which is neat but that's an exception not the norm for the new quest hubs.
Anonymous No.533641307 [Report]
>>533641148
all good private servers are hosted in europe, which is why gummycraft is hosted in NA
Anonymous No.533641321 [Report]
>>533641073
Paladins can't wear mageweave they need armor......
Anonymous No.533641443 [Report] >>533641554
>>533641230
>Another futa faggot
kys
Anonymous No.533641453 [Report] >>533641546 >>533641689 >>533641715
will play on epoch, not turtle, becuase turtle client sucks hard dick and classes are boring shitter vanilla without tbc talents fix that based epoch applied.
Anonymous No.533641546 [Report]
>>533641453
I like the changes epoch made. Too bad none of them were Core devs.
Anonymous No.533641554 [Report] >>533641623
>>533641443
>Goes in
>Sees the pile of pieces completely unsolved
>Instantly knows there's a penis

Something you want to share with the class?
Anonymous No.533641623 [Report]
>>533641554
Just that you should kys.
Anonymous No.533641648 [Report]
100% orange juice with ice just hits differently during these hot summer days. If they released the server right now that would be great.
Anonymous No.533641689 [Report] >>533641907
>>533641453
turtle class design mogs tbcpoch
Anonymous No.533641715 [Report] >>533641859 >>533641945 >>533642112 >>533642681
Just give me something to play I'm so bored. I've already leveled to 60 on Turtle awhile back
>>533641453
You havent even been able to experience the TBC talents its capped at level 15. The Turtle client is fine with mods, you can fix everything from the animation lag to the casting delay. you're just a lying noob newfriend who has an attachment to pochie for whatever reason
Anonymous No.533641754 [Report]
>>533641272
they added new quest hubs to unused areas in existing zones first. Like arathi highlands, stonetalon, swamp of sorrows, etc. New zones will come later
Anonymous No.533641779 [Report] >>533642102
>all those class-race combos
>still no night elf walrock
not even "hehehehe le boomer" memeing
just want to play a cute nelf
Anonymous No.533641785 [Report]
>>533641230
>Another futa chad
LIVE FOREVER
Anonymous No.533641786 [Report] >>533641838
>>533641230
Why do you do this, just put the slider on super autistic no one enjoys having to spend the first 10 minutes pushing pieces to the side.
Anonymous No.533641805 [Report] >>533642062
just got off the hook with my man Kaytotes with an update for you guys. we will keep it short.
>bringing up server ~2hrs
>full whipe
>will go live ~12 hours give or take
>bring server down for review
>whipe server again
>bring it back up
>whipe every 2 days.

He thought this was a fair compromise, to keep everyone happy. cant wait to finally login guys :D. POOOCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.533641838 [Report]
>>533641786
because I did just that yesterday and you niggas bitched about it
Anonymous No.533641859 [Report]
>>533641715
>fine with mods
just fine, not good.
Anonymous No.533641907 [Report]
>>533641689
>turtle class design mogs tbcpoch
dragunovi, it's time for bed & meds
Anonymous No.533641945 [Report]
>>533641715
Stormforge Sheilun
Anonymous No.533641965 [Report] >>533642447 >>533645365
>>533640961
>their website header is a video embed
>their text boxes cover the playable date
that parts kinda funny cause its not playable anymore
Anonymous No.533642001 [Report] >>533642040 >>533642079 >>533642172 >>533642341 >>533644539
TBC would be good, if there was no shitty Outland to suck the players out of the world.
Anonymous No.533642040 [Report]
>>533642001
>shitty Outland
TRVKE
Anonymous No.533642062 [Report]
>>533641805
they finally cracked the code
FVRESH every 2 days is the future of classic wow pservers
Anonymous No.533642079 [Report]
>>533642001
so.. epoch?
Anonymous No.533642102 [Report]
>>533641779
>the worlds least likely race / class combo
you know it's complete fanfic when not even retoilet is entertaining the idea
Anonymous No.533642112 [Report] >>533642258
>>533641715
>The Turtle client is fine with mods, you can fix everything from the animation lag to the casting delay.
And it still feels like absolute dogshit you delusional trainime pedo
Anonymous No.533642117 [Report] >>533642176
>tbc server
>you start at level 1
Why? Just start everyone at 60 with some dungeon gear and a little gold. Vanilla world is completely pointless in tbc. And having around 10 levels to learn your class is more than enough. The entire vanilla grind makes 0 sense in bc.
Anonymous No.533642119 [Report]
Epoch's chnages are subtle and nuanced like a fine dining experience.
Turdle is like idk I haven't ever logged into turdle it looks like shit
Anonymous No.533642172 [Report]
>>533642001
can't disagree, just port over karazhan, zul'aman and make an attunement questline for both.
Anonymous No.533642176 [Report]
>>533642117
>tbbc server
Why?
Anonymous No.533642258 [Report] >>533642395
>>533642112
im playing a 3.3.5 server rn and the wrath client isnt any better lol
Anonymous No.533642268 [Report] >>533642332 >>533642370 >>533642418 >>533642424 >>533642467 >>533642608
So why didn't Turtle port over the modern Legion/Classic client instead of making UE5 lag slop
Anonymous No.533642287 [Report] >>533642364
>>533641230
you need to enable vote kick, one funnyguy is dragging every piece in the middle
Anonymous No.533642332 [Report]
>>533642268
you cant mod it and they are using client mods
Anonymous No.533642341 [Report] >>533642514
>>533642001
am i the only one that thought the outlands were absolute kino?
the only thing that sucked about TBC was the the quadrupling down on the grind/farm with countless quests of "get me 70/100 boar asses" locking crucial shit.
Anonymous No.533642342 [Report]
I didnt sign up for hecking wreath!
Anonymous No.533642364 [Report] >>533642452
>>533642287
That's me btw lol
Anonymous No.533642370 [Report]
>>533642268
they did it so they can do the "NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN" graphics
Anonymous No.533642395 [Report]
>>533642258
I'm sure if you repeat this enough you will convince anyone this is true maybe even yourself looney troonie.
Anonymous No.533642418 [Report]
>>533642268
android/linux builds
Anonymous No.533642424 [Report] >>533642557 >>533642572 >>533642607 >>533642608 >>533642961
>>533642268
Because they accidentally Hired That Man
Anonymous No.533642437 [Report]
All they have to do is get their new code and migrated db on their new ovh server that provisions In like 3 minutes max. Most developers this takes maybe 3 hours max. Since its epoch devs im sure we will be online and playing sometimes in december
Anonymous No.533642447 [Report] >>533642558
>>533641965
Idk thats a you prblem. As you can see here the game is playable
Anonymous No.533642452 [Report]
>>533642364
you are brown
Anonymous No.533642467 [Report]
>>533642268
>Ported legion/classic
It already exist and nobody likes it, why did you think everlook was a ghosttown
Anonymous No.533642514 [Report] >>533642661
>>533642341
The moment you step into the dark portal, you are at a dogshit zone.
There are 2 good zones in the entire expansion.
Anonymous No.533642557 [Report]
>>533642424
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO
Turdle troons will defend this btw
Anonymous No.533642558 [Report] >>533642618
>>533642447
r u using chrome, if so that may be why
Anonymous No.533642572 [Report]
>>533642424
BLIZZARD HIRE THIS MAN ! ! !
Anonymous No.533642607 [Report] >>533642686
>>533642424

not shot this is default turtle? what
Anonymous No.533642608 [Report]
>>533642268
>>533642424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60
Anonymous No.533642609 [Report]
worst thing about tbc is rep grind for heroics
Anonymous No.533642616 [Report]
FRESH
>>533642582
>>533642582
>>533642582
>>533642582
>>533642582
Anonymous No.533642618 [Report]
>>533642558
Firefox
Anonymous No.533642661 [Report] >>533642846
>>533642514
hellfire peninsula is one of my favorites
you people just have dogshit taste
Anonymous No.533642681 [Report]
>>533641715
yes retardchan i enjoy endgame content with tbc talents, mainly battlegrounds without tranny premade ruining everything.
and i'd prefer not having to install niggermods to play like a human being.
Anonymous No.533642686 [Report]
>>533642607
this will be their default client soon, enjoy 40 fps
Anonymous No.533642779 [Report]
>>533637693
Mageweave is cloth
Anonymous No.533642820 [Report]
>>533641176
the original idea was great
if anything, they should've made it 10x more rare and doubled flask effectiveness
Anonymous No.533642846 [Report]
>>533642661
Classic faggots play through Azshara multiple times and they love it
There's no bigger cucks than them
Anonymous No.533642961 [Report] >>533643868
>>533642424
>240p screenshot of a youtube video
you lot will keep shitting on it while everyone who is not a permanently online porn addict that spends more time generating AI warcraft porn and baiting on 4chan than playing the game is excited about it and will be playing.
its gonna be nostalrious 2.0 when it launches and will probably almost double their pop to 20k levels, which they will be able to handle because they actually know what the fuck they are doing unlike your meme down time/queue simulator which is perfect for the people i mentioned above and why this general is so popular.
Anonymous No.533643193 [Report]
>login server went down
kaytotes is cranking it again
Anonymous No.533643523 [Report]
hoping for a freshie come sundy. i've foodprepped for 1 week+ and emptied all my piss jugs
Anonymous No.533643868 [Report]
>>533642961
it's not the resolution, anon, it's the horrible shadows and foliage just spammed everywhere without thought, not to mention the way they've reconstructed the UI, i mean, the fucking health text font for one thing, the misaligned text everywhere, looks like shit.
Anonymous No.533644539 [Report]
>>533642001
thats literally just pochie
Anonymous No.533644690 [Report]
why dont blizzard just release classic again with better graphics? like overhauled models and everything. not more stylized or cartoony/digital but a real leap up
this is something they could do as it's not actually creating anything. just need to throw money at it
Anonymous No.533645365 [Report]
>>533641965
to be fair, it would be nice if they posted some fact note about their current state