Thread 534996419

>Season 17 Trailer
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>Wuyang Story Time with Howard Wang
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>Freja Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIKLdhMtEd0

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>Schedule
Better Together - Quit being a friendless loser and group up to earn 3 lootboxes - July 29th - August 25th
Nerf collab - Out now - August 18th
Wuyang (Aqua) Hero Trial - August 14th
Competitive Drives (Progress in both competitive & stadium) - August 19th - 26th
Mythic Ultraviolet Sentinel Sojourn - Season 18
Advanced Hero Panel (F1) with detailed number stats & new Hero Statistics website (ban/pick/winrate, etc., china already has this) - Season 18
Powered Up! Season 17 - Out now!
Reaper & D.Va Mythics - Out now!

>Overwatch Wiki
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>Stadium Help
Ask for forge codes in thread! Or -
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Previous thread: >>534824167

Remove Lifeweaver from the game

I like Ramattra.
He’s cool.

Move to the proper thread when it reaches 750 posts

>>534996419 (OP)
>Stadium Help
stadiumbuilds.io/browse

Found out that there’s a community of goonettes that in the training mode, like to switch out the Tracer bot and pick male characters so that they can use attacks like freeze and burn so that they can here the damage moans gasping.

>>534999239
Terrifying

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SAKURA SKINS HAVE JUST HIT THE SHOP

>>535001786
It's fucking nuts people are still wojaking here in 2025

Shitter here. I was thinking of a widow playstyle which im sure is retarded but im curious of your opinion.
What if i play widow like a tankbuster? I only go for headshot on the tank and exclusively target the tank. Their head hitbox is bigger than squishie so it should be easier landing the shot in theory. And in 5v5 if you kill the tank you basically won the team fight. Thoughts?

Jesus fuck who gave to Mccree that fucking face, he looks HIDEOUS.

>>535003261
If you're going to do that just play Soj, Cass, Hanzo, Ashe even Freja.

Why are you all still even playing this dead game? Are you all just abunch of Mercy main egirls that can't move on?

>>534996419 (OP)
Hey Queen!

>>535003741
I can be if you want bby

>>535003261
play ashe or mccree

>teammate picks dva
>get punished if i leave

>>535003950
sissyclitty just wants to play mercy ^^ and deep throat his dildo while gagging on mic to pozzdaddy!!! :3 so cute they fart in the mic to eachother!! ^^

>>535003741
> dead game
>queues are still quick

you tourists are retarded.

>>535003741
boyfriend just refilled my coins today so I bought the bundle, problem?

>>535005303
I have seen a LOT of those sakura mercies today

>>535005390
>pink recolor
>slap a new wig on it
>instant success
it's that easy

>>535005538
It's a new model, I've never seen that cleavage before.

>>535005934
gag or chop, /owg/?

Moira...

Angela Ogundimu

what was the last roadmap they have published

So does stadium just not have matchmaking?

I am tired of losing every match, where do I get the hacks everyone else is using?

>>535010103
Just play support and try to make a good comp and autowin against every team with a mercy main

>>535008678
Before Freja came out

Would you be my uh--ahem--my uh--aw, why is this so hard?

>>535005934
Is the safe horny era dead?

>>535013316
The thought of Lucio flirting with Freja is incredibly cute and I can't get it out of my head. I kinda understand shippers now.

>>535013559
oh no, he's one of them now

A cock in each hand and a smile on my face

>>535016761
we know, sissyclitty

>>535016819
shut the fuck up with your shitty forced memes

hiya

i'm finna dun do it y'all gnome saiyan

What if there was a bitchfaggot K-K-K-K-KILLUHHHHHHH in the thread and he started coming to kill you?

me and who

>woman (female) plays anything but a healslut
>we lose

>>535018191
How are the pits

>support queue is over 11 minutes with priority queue
>dps is like 3 seconds
Very healthy game

>>535021284
The complete crap you gooners enjoy, man I wish I had your standards it must be great.

Juno NOOOO

>>>/aco/8943186

>>535005934
I am NOT a foot fag in the slightest, but something about this skin makes me think that her feet would look so good in those stockings.

>>535021408
This is what happens when you remind the teacher about the homework

>>535021234
>n-strike

>>535020874
they're breastastic, blizzard making mercy all the chest honker skins

Do you think we’ll ever get a cool straight white male hero again?

>but Hazard
He’s fucking hideous and his design is stupid as fuck.

The Juno...
https://litter.catbox.moe/wjqo4id2s0t4rptp.jpg

>cool straight white male
>He’s fucking hideous

>>535021409
>I am NOT a foot fag in the slightest
>but

What do you do when you’re playing quick play and you’re just completely outplayed by one particular player? Like you try to go after him again and again and he just kills you every single time?

>>535022593
add him and ask for tips and ask questions like "what would you have hated for me to do in these engagements?" or "what made me easy to kill?"
assuming your aim isn't just complete doo-doo butt there should be some things you can do to a player to give them a harder time and I always think about how I could do those things

If you’re being a toxic one trick in AI of all places because someone picked mercy from you, you need to legit get the fuck offline or leave the game and go to another lmao.

I know I should just not lock in mercy until after the band but I personally never had to deal with people banning her. It just frustrates me so much. I really wanted a good mercy game before going to bed and it just ruined my entire night. I had a bad game, then the next game the other support wanted to play mercy so I let her since I don’t want to take it from her and she throws bc of it, and then finally I said to myself LAST GAME.

Then I lock in mercy and then ofc, my team literally bans her. You know how frustrating and upsetting it is to be wanting to her play so badly (in comp) and multiple attempts and not even able to in the end. I don’t have that much time to play in general and just wanted some mercy comp games I’m just so fucking pissed.

Like if you do this shit, sincerely, FUCK YOU.

>edater duo
>lose
Just delete mercy from the game TBQH

EggsBenna on mercy

The Dodgers are 12-20 since July 4th

Only the Braves, Rockies, Nationals and Rays have a worse record since then

>>535027062
>/owg/ fag posts on /mlb/ in /sp/

>>535027869
what?

>mythic items/skins have unique BGMs
some of these would be cool to listen to regularly

280 mythic prisms burning a hole in my pocket
>horang = wouldn't use over waveracer dva
>steel death, dame chance, merciful magitech, lead rose, midnight sun, bound demon = niche and kinda ugly desu
>thor = homo skin i'll keep arthas
>calamity empress: discolored clawed barefeet, ugly hats, wouldn't use over poolside ashe.
>own the rest, gilded widow and reaper
where cool sexy skins

lingerie young ana mythic with young VA that moans a lot, marvel just released wedding dress lingerie into bikini slop we need ass, we need titties, we need feet that look sexy by xal'atath

>nooo wheres my coomer skins i need to spend money on them aiee
cuck behaviour + marvel shill holy cringe

>>535028936
We’re not going to get chinkoid notOverwatch-tier coombait but things are getting better, see the new Mercy skin.

>>535028936
We need to kill all Kiriko players desu

We need to be indifferent towards Kiriko players
Genjitards on the other hand…

>>535029630
This but mercy and juno players and unironically.

>>535029971
Mercyfags I understand since they’re really annoying, but why Junofags?

the kiriko brought you donuts

>>535030114
same shit

>>535030078
>no hes not
>ur just delusional

>>535029071
luna snow's wet soft feet, painted toes, highly arched and ready to slap against your face, that could have been kiriko, but blizzard is homos. they can't make real bikini skins unless it's for dudes.

the kiriko dance

>>535030224
Juno’s movement is way more predictable and she actually has to kind of aim.

>playing OW2 now requires you to pass an IQ test
What changes?

why are ana players like this

>>535030845
How does one pass an IQ test?

kissu

>>535030846
why the HELL are they like this

two more levels and then i'll pretend i want to play next season too

1 Win and 9 Losses, yeeeaaa buddy!
Fucking despise this dogshit matchmaking, back to playing Arma it is.

Skill issue.

8 hours until wuyang trailer

the kiriko feet plappies

>>535030340
>>535035191
They need to stop hiding Kiriko's bellybutton.

Mercy mains owe me sex.

>>535028936
The barefeet in combination with the veil-clad panties is the best part of that Ashe skin, thoughever.

>>535035301
you make jose sad

/owg/ designs a hero, one post at a time
>name
>role
>HP
>primary fire
>secondary fire
>abilities 1-3
>Ult
>design
>Background
>passives
>nationality
>etc

>>535041952
jose

>>535041952
bottom

>>535041952
420

>>535041952
Primary fire: Kiriko images

>>535041952
piss

>>535041952
>passives
lives rent free in lenaschizo's head

not a fan of rialto 2nd and 3rd point

>>535043684
still better than king's row 3rd

feel like shit just want her back

>>535044273
It was a shit map though

>>534996419 (OP)
tr00n filter list
>mercy
https://pastebin.com/vB5D1i4X
>jose
https://pastebin.com/VXp7mUqG

>>535044194
kings row 2nd is also ass

>>535028936
for me it's mercy full upgraded weapon + all star stadium skin.

the ow community loves maps that are essentially a corridor

>>535041952
>name
(You)

>>535044732
Is King's Row 1st the reason the map is so liked?

>>535045364
>and you get the toxic 4 stack that blames you for the loss

>>535045364
>stack of 3 cute girls in my team
>they always talk in VC
>flirt with them during match
>we lose
>had a great time speaking to them

I love girls so much it's unreal. I really wish I could talk to them irl. I am so lonely.

>>535045260
na its cause its a big long corridor so you dont have to worry about positioning or anything
lower ranks really love escort

Hot enough for ya?

>>535046554
i need futa odessa to rape me for hours on end

>>535046619
You do you. I'd rather she just shoot me in the head with her shotgun.

>>535046429
Is that why they like 6v6 too? Tanks controlling all the flanks for them?

>>535047504
Yea. 6v6 is pretty much played by silver mercyplayers only.

>>535047504
idk why anyone likes 6v6 ts is ass

que onda

fuck my dogshit bastard dickhead team

>>535047585
zoomer detected (didn't live in the og times)

Skill issue.

>>535047585
I was told it's better for tanks because of synergy. Sure love the synergy with my random hog.

>synergy
meme

>>535048571
i played ow1 tho

im ur huckleberry

>>535050493
from launch or september 2022?

>it was better beforeee trust mee aieeee you started playing last weeeke aaaaa help meeeeeee
No.

>>535051246
>2017
newfag

>>535021673
Where is the rest?

>>535050964
not matters

Protect your Martian queen, you foolish blockheads.

>>535054253
for me, there's only one queen

The only queen I acknowledge.

these sons of bitches serving false queens

>>535051885
out of frame

>>535048749
I know you're joking, but there were so many matches where that synergy felt like an unbreakable bond. Coordinating Dive as Winston Doom, getting a quick kill together and then seeing how the enemy team slowly breaks at the seems, or endlessly shielding and helping each other as Sigma Ram feels so good when it happens.

I heard the Wuyang trial is gonna start on 14th of Aug, but at what time exactly? From 0:00AM onwards, or more like 2PM (and in the America timezone?)

>>535055464
you don't need to have two unkillable death machines to have "synergies"

>>535055729
Tanks only feel like "unkillable death machines" in 5v5.

>>535055849
haha

>>535035301
there's thousands of entries in my filter, what's 12 more?

I play ball in 5v5 because I am an unkillable death machine there

>>535055464
>Coordinating Dive as Winston Doom, getting a quick kill together and then seeing how the enemy team slowly breaks at the seems
Dive is fun, but I rarely get someone who knows how to play a dive tank in 6v6. And divetank+tracer/genji in 5v5 is great too.
>or endlessly shielding and helping each other as Sigma Ram feels so good when it happens
I find defensive cooldown spam to be cancer. Especially on maps with strong chokes.

>>535055849
Damn GOATS was 5v5? Crazy man

>>535059117
Ok, Does 6v6 still have three tanks?

so many mercy mains, so few avoid slots.

>>535059203
I have no idea what that meme mode has nowdays.

>>535055849
lol. no. 6v6 is infinitely better if you're a tank player. this game was never meant to be played with one single person soaking up a large majority of the unfun dogshit.

I guessing Teen Titans collab once Wuyang drops

I can't believe collabs is the only thing the fandom remotely cares about anymore

>>535061129
i can't believe you keep replying to posts in this thread without actually using the reply function, like a scared little pussy.

>our mercy says she wants to play with her new skin
>enemy team has a genji
>instantly swaps to moira and makes it her mission to suck him off
OW players always prioritize the misery of others over their own fun

>>535061196
well, getting constantly ganked by someone isn't fun. so, prioritisng your own fun would be swapping in that case.

>>535061330
I thought evading danger by movement is what mercy players love?

>>535061196
>mercy makes a rational choice
>anon is angry anyway
can't win with you guys

>>535061431
i suppose. i don't know or care what they love. i mean, moira is only second worst, but if the dps can't kill the genji, you have to swap, and that is often the case. those are the only 2 heroes in the game that i have sub 1 hour of gametime with though. i even have more hours on fucking junkrat than i do on those 2.

>>535061431
Mercy players when they marry their DPS (abusive husbands) and have to evade danger in real life (running away from the empty alc bottles he throws at his wife)

sex with the Lena Oxton

>>535062380
Ox with the Lena Sexton

Akande Ogundimu

"beat the girl to death" with lena oxton

>>535061129
cry more, MR tranny.

>>535060436
Teen Titans is too new, collabs are millennial franchises only. MHA is the exception that proves the rule

>>535065689
>flats

>>535065689
buy an ad

>>535065689
>fat ass flats

>>535065158
>Teen Titans is too new
>collabs are millennial franchises only

>>535067920
>>collabs are millennial franchises only

Which one? I don't see a he-man or duck tale collab.

Every so often I remember that one of the senior 3D artists on this game also used to draw kemonomimi girls getting fucked.

>>535065158
Teen Titans was 2003

>>535069151
artfags don't care because they all do it for fun or money anyway

>>535069357
I mean, he cared enough to delete all his accounts when he got hired. But it's also not hard to draw the connection between "guy who makes art for overwatch" and "guy who drew his bunnygirl character sucking a horse's dick"

10 minutes until Freja gets drowned

WUYANG TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZEN5MVJaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZEN5MVJaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZEN5MVJaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZEN5MVJaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZEN5MVJaU

i'm gonna spew water all over your faces and feces

>>535069545
neskkain openly draws gay bara muscle yet, no one actually cares

At least I'm interested in testing the water dork out

wow i so know how he works now

>>535070623
what's with the Freja bullying?

>>535070623
Shame the VA is so generic and tame.

Mercy mains will NOT be touching that

I can't even be bothered to click on that

>>535071308
who cars you all have jap or korean voices anyway right

>>535071308
literal anime dub voice

>>535071308
fits his model perfectly

Convince me to come back to Overwatch, haven't played since Echo was released

>>535072507
Why would we want your faggot ass back?

>>535072507
no lol

>>535072507
go away

>>535072507
>Convince me to come back to Overwatch
Juno

>>535073140
Who is the target audience for a hero like that?

>>535073271
asian femboys so basically billions of people

>>535073271
China

>>535073390
Sounds good to me.

>years since last played
There been a young white male released yet?

>>535073730
I personally want more hot women in the game

>>535073730
You're old

>>535072579
>>535072626
>>535072660
a good start but I'm not fully convinced

Will you guys stop making /v/ threads

>>535074203
I will rape you with my small penis unless you come back to this game. Convinced?

>>535074361
FINE, I WON'T

>>535073140
What exactly makes him a "main support"?

Why they keep giving the lock on missiles to support characters?

Make Symmetra a support again and give her tether back

>>535073717
I look like this

give brig her stun back

>>535074826
>give her tether back

>>535074716
Because the devs are support mains.

>>535074716
because support characters are for people who are physically and/or mentally impaired

>>535074716
It's not lock on.

>>535064239
sex with The Lena
>>535065689
>fats
>literally who
>literally who 2

>>535074695
he can push divers off his other support and can move around enough to not get dove himself

awww, she passed out from eating out of a mayonnaise jar

why do midwits pretend that "main support" is not only still a thing but also something it never was?

I'm an anonymous poster in /owg/ and I know better than the people who get paid to play this game

>>535077298
because midwits would try to apply comp terms to their gold lobbies obviously

>>535077298
It's just esports coach-in-front-of-a-whiteboard shit that bled into shitter talk because of streams. It is a thing, but not for any of us.

>>535077579
no, you don't

we stopped calling it main support and started calling it lucio player

>>535077681
this guy knows stuff

>>534996419 (OP)
>finally get a guided rocket launcher type character
>it's the role I play maybe once a month
>yet another insufferable quirky personality

It's time to dominate (or throw) with REAPER

>>535078271
based

Why did they do the avatar the last airbender collab if they knew this character was coming? Great planning...

Just make every hero a support already and call it a day.

>>535078613
double-dipping next year, duh

>>535078271
godspeed

>>535078768
They pretty much did with everyone getting the self healing

Eastern quirky chungus

>>535078271
DIE DIE DIE

if youre not going to fucking dive with me as winston then can you retards at least burst down a squishy for me to dive?

>>535079831
Sorry, best I can do is shoot at the full-HP Rein barrier

>>535079831
sry im high as a kite LOL

>>535079831
too busy emoting with enemy mercy

>>535078613
so you can do korra next

>pick JunkerQueen
>Mash buttons
>Win
It's that easy huh

best reaper perks?

>>535076325
>sex with The Lena
yes please

>>535073482
>>535073717
I want that twunk obliterated in bed

>>535073482
>>535073717
does this mean support queues are fucked for good?

>>535081461
now we're talking

>>535081461
Do you think his cum is also gonna cum out of his dick as one levitating ball which he can control?

Thoughts on water boy’s kit?

>>535081864
Mercy mains are 50% of support queues and they aren't playing this guy.

>>535081864
Doesn’t look braindead to play like Mercy/Moira/Juno, so we’re safe

>>535082132
>>535082191
now there will be tons of gays queuing support in addition to those mercy mains

wow the game really really wants to drag me down to gold so i can shitstomp in ranked matches that arent fun for me or the enemy until im back where i was before i was given teammates who arent sentient against 5 stacking OWL teams

>>535080485
Why is Ana allowed to have amazing healing at any range in the map
Why is Ana allowed to have a grenade that stops ALL healing while instantly healing everyone in its AOE radius
Why is Ana allowed to press a button and force you to sleep
Why does Ana have a perk that allows her to have TWO grenades
Why does Ana have a perk that allows her to add MORE CC to the already annoying CC dart
Why does Ana have a perk that grants her free Nano Boost to herself whenever she ults
Can anyone answer these questions?

>>535082665
How many times do we have to tell you
>Lost two games
>Stop playing for the day
>Come back
>Lost one game
>Stop playing for the day
That's all you have to do

>>535082721
Just ban her :)

>>535082721
She needs it, simple as.

>>535082010
and then he’ll aim it right at you so it explodes and covers you in his seed

>>535082291
The gays were already there anon.

How to fix Ana
Make her Nade only do 70% reduced healing
Make her sleep dart only slow you down for 2 seconds instead of forcing you to sleep
Give her a perk that focuses on her weaknesses like maybe a dash or roll or small Bap like Hop to help with mobility
Instead of full nano for herself, why not nano for two targets but the power of the bank is reduced by 50%

Is that Wuyang? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Wuhan wet market. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that waterboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Wuyang screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Wuyang and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Wuyang, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Wuyang stole my heart and drank my seed.

Who gets slept and antid in 2025? Just bait it.

>>535083708
we know, dafran

Ana is only OP in low ranks

>Mercy had too much bullshit going on with her mobility and Ressurection
>They nerfed it
>Zenyatta had too much bullshit going on with his Discord Orb
>They nerfed it
>Kiriko had too much bullshit going on with her Suzu and Ult
>They nerfed it
>Brigitte had too much bullshit going on in general
>They nerfed her
>Illari had too much bullshit going on with her DPS
>They nerfed it

>Ana can do anything she wants and invalidate you as a player at the press of a button
>"ERM she's like that because she needs it."

>>535084123
She's the most banned support by far at masters plus in Korea. People with mechanics to abuse her broken kit like banning her because get this, she's broken.

>>535082061
seems fun

>>535083848
We know, Doomfist.
>captcha: 0wtsx

Masters 5 is low rank

>>535084571
Korean masters is equivalent to NA top 500.

>>535082061
>more "increase healing received slop"
already broken cancer that will require ana to be in every match to counter it, who will then require kiriko to be in every match to counter the counter because this shitty role continues to shake any blame for the state of the game now

Korean masters 5 is low rank compared to Korean Champion 5

Ana is only played so much because she is fun to play.

id rather you just be an open tierwhore than pretend you play ana because shes "fun"

>>535085186
I only play ana when I have to abuse nade and sleep to win fights, not because she's fun.

>>535085385
post 5 replays where your sleep has won a fight

not only Ana is fun she is the only fun support

>>535085385
winning fights with a single well placed ability is fun

>Ana is only played so much because she is fun to play
this is the equivalent of people who play orisa because shes fun (suspiciously only when fun means meta)

doomfist, wrecking ball, rein, and lucio players are the only people who genuinely play their character because theyre fun. nobody logs in excited to play some ana or some freja

>>535085994
Trvke.

>>535085994
>nobody logs in excited to play some ana or some freja
I do

Bitches love plastic guns.

>>535087050
my wife first from the left :)

le scourge of /owg/ posting bait off cooldown so notorious :)

>>535087050
mmmMMMM just look at those bitches thirsting for cassdaddy

>>535085994
this but hog

>>535085994
Lena and Genji players too

>it’s really important to us that we don’t cross into the magic realm because magic doesn’t exist in Overwatch and we’re trying to lean into that fun side while keeping it technical.”
just ignore the fox I guess

https://www.gamesandwich.com/features/wuyang-interview-with-overwatchs-kenny-hudson-joshi-zhang-and-daryl-tan/

>>535088459
It's literally just magic. There's zero reasonable explanation for how most of this shit works. Even Sigma makes zero fucking sense. Star Wars is more grounded than Overwatch since it has rules that it follows.

The fox is a hologram doebeit

>>535082117
>Their honest reactions to me whipping out my penis

>>535088459
>Revives grandpa from being shot dead from a gunshot.

Why in the FUCK is this magic no magic bullshit even a topic? Who cares?? I'm going fucking crazy.

>>535030210
Thanks

>>535089785
Autists need fictional worlds be completely internally consistent with every single element outside of real life explained in detail.

>Mercy
>Widowmaker
>Ashe
>Moira
>Brigitte
>Freja
All white women in this game were built to bear my seed.

>>535089785
overwatch lorefags are desperate, this is the one topic that's getting traction so they all jump on it and give their own 2 cents

>>535085994
> nobody logs in excited to play some freja
But I do. I love playing my wife.

Will this new guy get the Kiriko treatment or not.

>>535090585
Which treatment?
>24/7 owg love?
>Skins out the ass?
>Used by Hammond?

>>535090585
Unlike Lifeweaver he's a perfect blank canvas much the same as Kiriko so yes I'd say so.
Depends if the paypig support mains can play him well enough though.

>>535090724
First two or anything closer to it

>>535090823
I think this anon has it correct
>>535090781

I miss old doom. Pls gib it back

Juno

>>535091571
Oh moons..

jose soon

Brigitte owes me sex

>>535092815
These blushy & spicy pics are always the same but always super nice to look at

Looks a bit fiddly, I'll just stick to firing balls at people.

Jose on Kiriko

>>535094927
This twink was built for MAKO

>>535094927
Those perks are kinda ass except for ebb and flow

Uh oh, meltie

Amelie....

>>535094927
nigga looks like a fortnite default

>>535094927
level 20 fortnite battlepass ahh design

>>535094927
PS+ free fortnite bundle energy

>>535095798
my wife

I don't feel worthy of jerking off to Amelie

>>535095938
>>535096087
>>535096240
This is deliberate.

sussy schizo samefag

>>535097753
Maybe she ain't that bad after all

>>535097452
Mauga Venture and Ram are the only new OW2 heroes that feel like they belong in the game. Everyone else is straight up slop (not counting the OW2 launch roster).

>>535097753
sissyclitty!! :33 posting mercy pics wanting to make anons horny ^^ his breath is so potent it can wake the dead :33 after hours of sucking on his dildo he has been bouncing on dirty and nasty just like sissyclitty likes it ^^
pozzdaddy is gonna reward sissy with a good golden shower the piss will rain like a sprinkler for sissy and he will run through it with his tongue out ^^ the yellow gold for sissy

Venture.. sex

>>535098641
Lies, he's pure

>>535098762
Sexy Venture.. sex

>>535082721
Because she has zero (0) mobility

>>535099538
Nade should reduce healing by 50% and sleep should have counterplay

Both nade and sleep have counterplay in the form of cover. But tanks just want to run it down mid.

>>535099940
Just don't get hit or have your team back you up.

>>535097841
Mauga is an old design and would have fit perfectly in with DF and Ball

>make crosshair smaller
>accuracy increases
that easy, huh?

>>535089785
Because magic and spirits implies religion and the HECKIN science of Overwatch fans can't be okay with that

Why has one stack always got to be massively worse than the opposite team's stack? Why can't both stacks ever be close in skill?

when are we getting a lizard hero?

>>535102462
Look, the lizard provided flats input into the game

>2x expected queue time
Matchmaker is cooking something nasty.

>>535101997
I've seen some real crackhead crosshairs since turning on the see enemy crosshairs option

>>534454998
There is a piquant mixture of black mold and intestinal leakage fermented between mercytrannys fat cellulite pig cheeks and I have to be hooked up to that life-giving source with a gas mask (without filter) and feed myself through that miasma alone.

stop replying to it you fucking retard

>>535108574
hi mercytranny, fuck with daddies in diapers today? :3

>>535109101
fuck off cancer retard
bragging about posting on this general all day with multiple personas
fucking pathetic

>>535089785
Wuchang doesn't do magic because wizards are haram according to the CCP. They never felt the need to specify this for Kiriko because Japanese people don't fly into a murderous rage and swarm you with a billion negative reviews if you imply Kiriko is doing magic.

Asking again, what kind of kpop does D.va like?

>"stop replying to it"
>replies to it
mercy players arent the brightest

>>535110215
She hates k-pop, she's actually into Chicago Drill

>>535110215
Which hero gets this highlight intro in the collab?

>>535110872
doomfist

Why are they like this? I fate this fucking fanbase.

>>535111005
did you read what they linked?

>>535111005
What is the design philosophy? Make everyone brown and gay?

Tried out open Queue comp for the first time in months
Picked tank and had three shitty dps, two of them Hanzo and widow
When they kept dying I told them to just go fucking second tank
They left
That's the last time I will ever touch Open Queue

>>535111176
They don't want "oddball" characters like Rammatra, Hog, Ball. They're going to be tailoring the game to chinese sensibilities so you unflavored characters like Wujing and Pharah only from now on.

>had an old account for 3 years
>Dogshit matchmaking that threw me down into Silver
>No matter what I did it would NOT let me out of silver rank
>Made a new account a month ago
>Placed Plat 2
>Rose up to Diamond 3
>Have hovered between Diamond 2-3 for the past 3 weeks
I thought the Matchmaking decided I belonged in Silver? Hmm? But then why am I consistently staying in Diamond? Kek

>>535110712
I'm into Hana

>reporting a player removed them from your avoid list
The absolute state of these shitty SoCal game developers
Do you guys file your reports under emergency now since it's obvious the system doesn't care otherwise?

How do you counter Hanzo? He deletes anything long range. And close range you eat storm arrows and die.

>>535111983
Stop walking in a straight line

>>535111983
>How do you counter
You don't. Whenever you ask this question you're playing against someone that's a better rank than you
There's no point in countering just fight someone else and report them for boosting

>>535021284
WHERE ARE THE PUBES

>>535111983
play him yourself instead of asking stupid questions that could be answered by just learning how the character works

>>535112254
next you are going to tell me to play sombra instead of just banning her

>>535112935
i know you're retarded but even you should understand how your reply makes no sense because you weren't asking how to counter sombra

How do I actually improve my aim? Do I just do aim trainer shit for a few hours a day until I get better?

>>535113648
Play comp

>>535113648
lower sens (probably)
focus on aim as much as you can, disregard everything else
predict enemy movement (depends on what characters you play I guess)
that's it

>>535113294
it was a joke...

>>535113648
feel the form

>>535113821
I want to feel her form

>>535113648
Make sure you have good conditions first like posture, hardware, sensitivity, crosshair, framerate etc. as comfortable as you can.
Then you play the game. I recommend sticking to one hero as much as you can. My aim got a lot better after I played nothing but Baptiste for a whole season and then when Illari came out I did the same with her which was good for learning to only click when I had the shot instead of holding the mouse button down.

if people didn't spam I think having /owg/ on a red board would be fun

>>535113648
Stop moving around for no reason when you are not in danger and take your time to align your shots.

>>535113648
I wouldn't recommend external aim trainers, just grind VAXTA and the actual game. Playing the actual game and thinking about how to hit real players is better than tracking the floating cylinder. If you want to spend money and don't have a 144hz (or higher) monitor get one, that alone brought me from gold to diamond in 2016.

>>535114146
yes would be so epic as heck to have tranny coomers sit and erp with eachother

>>535114901
>literally cannot stop himself from bringing up trannies
mindbroken

so tired of stacks

>>535114980
feel free to go to /trash/ and rot with the rest of the braindead tranny coomers if you want a red board

Playing widow really makes the enemy team tunnelvision on you. Even their weaver was diving me.

I'm gonna start learning to play Hanzo, seems like he has a lot of good options now
>Good at mid to long range
>Scatter kills at short range
>Sound is pretty useful
>Ult, if nothing else, is a decent Crowd Control for a few seconds
Only flankers that worry me are Genji and Sombra and Genji is predictable while Sombra still has a 100% ban rate kek

>whole team goes negative kd
>all 4 of them start fighting in chat to the point they get kicked due to inactivity
you CAN keep a good man down

>>535115432
>Sombra
you can override her hacked healthpacks with your perk btw

>>535115320
you're the only person thinking about trannies

>>535115145
>have friends I can play in a stack with
>we don’t really do call outs or combo ults or anything
Feels bad man.

>>535115695
Yeah I saw that pretty funny kek
I mostly meant getting hacked and virus'd. Even if she's easy to kill it's still annoying to change your entire focus into this bullshit that's happening behind you out of nowhere
But she's banned so :)

>>535114146
Giving the schizo a free ticket to post bbc overwatch porn? No thanks.

>>535110712
Is this image a joke about shortening gun barrels below the legal limit, or is it a joke about circumcision?

>>535116507
The joke is that she knows you're staring at her ass and is thinking about cutting your dick off

>>535116507
The joke is that she only wants numbani men looking at her

>>535055630
Probably at the same time when every new event starts (8 PM CEST)

>>535111005
Lifehog? Roadweaver? HOgweaver?

So do the relatable heroes mean no more Venture type tranny retards?

>>535116731
Hot.

>>535117907
you're the only one thinking about trannies

>>535118223
Someone has to.

>>535117907
Venture is relatable to enbies and people that like ice cream and/or history. The cool actual history though, not the chud military war fetish "history"

>3 games in a row my whole team goes negative kd
kk

>>535097452
That sounds retarded.

What does Junker Queen smell like?

>>535119359
Her futa cum and my regular cum.

>>535119359
The older I get the more I realize smell fetishists have never talked to a woman in real life. You have no idea who unpleasant their stinkiness actually is. That’s the only reason you think stinky bitches would be hot.

>>535119359
A mix of sand, dust and fresh sweat, so maybe a bit like a construction worker on a healthy diet + a feminine hint

I always forget that Venture exists.

>>535120431
They should unironically remove her and lifeweaver

I love juno

>>535121125
Same.
She’s so retarded.

The Juno has arrived.
https://files.catbox.moe/5zydn5.jpg

Don’t click that.

>>535121509
why?
its not even mauga prolapse

>>535100953
I'll be 3 miles out of the radius and still get purpled even more with her perk that makes her nade spawns baby nades and my team is dog shit

How do you play as Juno? Is it worth it learning how to play her if my main is Kiriko?

Why does Baptiste get the largest gun? I swear ladies run this game.

>>535123250
what do you mean

>>535123309
it's nonsense that's supposed to get you talking about black dicks because anon can't stop thinking about black dicks

>>535123397
Oh

Why does China have so much pull that Hollywood movies and video game directors have to bend the knee to them and cater to their national sensibilities? Why not India? There’s over a billion of those people.

>poo
>disposable income

Okay so why not any other country?

>>535123523
China has more money. Also, China isn't important for films since they're limiting what gets in more nowadays.

>>535123309
His nerf gun, it's the largest of the 4, and gave it to this handsome gentleman.
>>535123397
?

>>535122360
If you play comp and they choose to ban Kiriko for whatever reason and your team needs a Support, or if you just want to play a Support character that can fight and has some movement tech, then yeah. Juno’s decent. She’s got okay vertical movement and great horizontal movement with her double jump and float and glide, her homing missiles can heal as well as do damage, her ult’s good for big pushes. Her hitscan healing does have falloff, it caps out at 30% iirc.
Just keep in mind that when you use her glide/shift on the ground that it counts you as airborn, so if you jump out of it it’ll count as your double jump.

>>535124062
Soldier's is bigger.

is it a stretch to say Hanzo damage is kinda retarded?

>>535127485
no he's not over buffed right now still rather have him be meta than fucking freja

>>535118406
>Cool actual history though
AKA Habsburg Patrician
>Military war fetish history
AKA Hohenzollern Plebeian

>>535118406
I can dig that

>teaser art of Wuyang
Looks like shit, another jank hero to disconcert the roster
>NI HWANG FANG WA
This is my new main.

>>535117907
If this is what a tranny is now I'm the biggest faggot on earth

>>535088459
Kiriko literally uses magic.

Genji and Hanzo can bullshit genetic tattoo hard-light constructs and Zenyatta can being magnetic manipulation of omnium and nanomachine like we see with Rammatra but Kiriko literally summon shinto spirits, teleports, and heals with literal Ofuda cards WITHOUT TECHNOLOGY.

Look at Kiriko's outfit, there isn't a single brain-tech interface or anything. She is just teleports and uses shinto magic.

>>535118406
>military war fetish "history"
Careful you might upset the Britposters, since the only part of their history they're allowed to celebrate is that time Winston Churchill saved the world from Germany with some minor assistance from America and Russia.

>>535130415
Actually it's not magic it's divine power there's a difference.

>>535130415
>genetic tattoo hard-light
We had this discussion years ago. Stop. Magic didn't suddenly show up in the game, it was there since Genji and Hanzo. You are coping, recognize you are coping.

>genetic tattoo hard-light
Get help.

>>535131306
>Giant hardlight constructs
>For some reason its magic

Dude hardlight constructs have been in the game from launch.

Guess what

I own All Star Mercy, and you don't ;)

>>535130415
Clearly it's not magic because they say there's no magic.
When an enby speaks about overwatch lore, be quiet and listen.

>>535131863
is enby a slur for Chinese or something, WTF are you saying?

>>535131587
Yes. She's called Symmetra, she's a one-armed woman in the roster, you should have a look at the damage heroes.
Have you analyzed your own argument for more than zero seconds? It's just hard light? In a tattoo? Then why does it need to be genetic. Anyone can get that. Please don't tell me Shimada have a dedicated server to access a hard light design in the form of a dragon.

They're spirits bound to Shimada. The end. Free yourself from cope, comrade!

>>535133025
good

>>535130415
>>535131306
Yeah if you watch the Dragons short Hanzo is quite literally doing magic on the same level as Kiriko

>>535132443
WHOA MAMA, WHAT A DAME

>>535132443
>One armed woman
Someone didn't read the comics.

>Genetics do hardlight!?
Genetic engineering already lets Reaper turn into a ghost, whats the issue with genetics having tech applications?

I get on to play Reaper
I get off, wondering why I play Reaper
The next day, I get on to play Reaper again anyway.

>>535133204
Hanzo literally requires his tech arrows to summon the hardlight dragons what are you talking about.

>enter a losing game
>last point
>save the game for the team and capture the next 3 points

>>535131650
whats your gamma sister ?

>>535133995
>inconvenient details just slip through the holes in their brain
Does Reyes have a server to access turning incorporeal.
Oh it's as simple as genetic engineering, huh. So then there's nothing special about Moira or Reaper. We've got genetic engineers just taking up tattoo artistry for a crime family. They're falling from the sky.
>didn't read the comics
Caught.
Didn't she lose her arm as a kid to the Omnic Crisis?

>>535134652
>doesn't understand how a focus works
Hanzo took up the bow after killing Genji, he is a swordsman. But you're right, the man that shunned his family inheritance puts in a request every month for new Shimada arrows.

>>535135604
That's why he's a water boy and disappointment to his parents right there.

>>535135950
I hope I can understand him, mechanically, as well as I do Moira, he looks fun.

>>535135179
Hard light exists and so does genetic engineering. We seen in every use of the "dragons" they light up their tattoos and then summon them using a tech medium (Genji's high frequency sword, Hanzo's tech arrows)

This is only further shown when we look at Storm Arrow which is literally hard light construct arrows that hanzo materializes in the game that also works off his tech bow together with his tattoo.

Also Symmetra's never been 1 armed. You can literally see her fingers in the skin that corresponds with the comic that likewise has fingers. And she has her arm in the short story with zenyatta all the same.
Its just a hard light construct medium glove that she wears, just like Lifeweaver's.

But let me guess, Lifeweavers magic too in your mind even though he literally creates bio-light and its been explicitly stated. But no, the magic tree has to be magic!

There is no magic in Overwatch

>>535136815
>their tattoos
Show me Genji's tattoos.
>tech medium
I already brought up the concept of a focus. It's like the idea of a wizard's staff, the magic isn't in the fucking hunk of wood, it acts as an aid for the caster to form and direct their spell.
>This is only further shown when we look at Storm Arrow
It's just a tech arrow. Like Satya's skill in manipulating hard light, obviously a cloning arrow requires a skilled bowman.
>But let me guess, Lifeweavers magic too
Okay, you're not coping, you're just an idiot. Because no, I wouldn't say that. They literally explain his shit in his story trailer and in-game voice lines.

Ah well. Favor in your next match.

>>535137543
>Show me Genji's tattoos.

can't sleep so I'm playing Lena's game

>>535131650
sissy wants to have cage matches with old daddies ^^ many old smelly and hairy balls for sissy!!! :333 sissy loves to slurp up the pozzed piss from the older daddies they will chase sissy and cover him in the golden water that sissy loves so much ^^ lives on it for days!!

>>535137543
>Genji's tattoo's
The source of Genji's dragon is always on his right arm in the animation which just happens to always be covered in all of his skins. Even in the RIP win pose it is the right arm. Best we can see is the strange kanji tattoo on his nano-muscles in the Blackwatch skin. But if his cyberdemon skin is to convey the way his sleeve is, its right there as this anon showed.
>>535137737

>Focus
they just happen to focus their giant light constructs through tech medium? Couldn't they just summon the dragons nilly willy? Why would hanzo go out of his way to look for an arrow to summon the dragon? Why do the dragons appear and create light construct arrow when he does storm arrow?
You admit he uses hard light for storm arrows which involves his dragons, why not for the dragons themselves?

The color, transparency, and nature of the dragons is in all cases with hanzo specifically, hard light constructs as shown with storm arrows. And we know its the same dragon that Genji uses from the way Hanzo phrases "only a shimada can summon the dragon."

From all the implications of the way they are shown and used in game, they are light constructs that are genetically coded to the shimadas that they can summon in tandem with the tech medium of their style (sword or bow)

>>535138750
>they just happen to focus their giant light constructs through tech medium?
It's a futuristic setting. Even the chairs are tech.
>Couldn't they just summon the dragons nilly willy? Why would hanzo go out of his way to look for an arrow to summon the dragon?
You literally read my answer to this in order to ask this question.
>Why do the dragons appear and create light construct arrow when he does storm arrow?
>The color, transparency, and nature
Visibility mechanics.

See how simple the answer is, for a children's game. This isn't Elden Ring.

>>535140214
so randomly the storm arrow dragons and constructs are tech but the ult dragon constructs are magic? Whatever buddy. Pick a side.

There are multiple characters that use hard light and hard sound to create constructs, and all of them have the same transparency and sheen light texture. The dragons keep to the exact same design. Them being light constructs especially when they are summoned through tech mediums is literally shown to you in every animation.

Kiriko on the other hand, in her canon design, has no tech, has no augments on her, and her Kitsune is just summoned from within her without any sign of tech.

She Teleports to be magically without a translocator, teleporter, or time anomaly to explain how she just instantly appears both in game and in her own short.

The Shinto torii that she magically summons also empower people without any technology. She isn't injecting anyone with nanomachines or filling them with biolight, its literally just magical power ups.

Her Ofunda also magically float and heal people using shinto magic, not nanotechnology or anything.

ALL of Kiriko's abilities come from her shinto priestess grandmother, not from anything tech oriented from her mother.

Even if you want to say somehow the Torii, Kitsune, and Ofunda are all hard light, you have to ask where are they coming from? Nowhere in her lore, outfit, or anything does it explain that any of it comes from anything other than "Shinto Magic."

Even her literal super assassin mother calls her a super hero because this bitch literally has powers out of her ass without tech.

>>535135179
HOLY SHIT! MAGIC BULLS!

>be a strange fellow with some difficult to grasp and explain identity problems
>this was primarily caused by abuse and sexual trauma, professionals have deemed me, for lack of a better term, incurable
>genuinely want to be formless I am disgusted with having a tangible form
>my body insecurity is extreme to the point that most of my clothes are form-disguising
>rarely leave the house without full body underwear on despite always wearing oversized loose-fitting clothes
>cannot feel comfortable without it
>when covid normalized masks I was finally able to be out in public frequently without stress
>videogames are a great outlet for me because I can choose my form as I please
>MMOs and RPGs that allowed me to customize my character were a blessing
>I found peace in socially heavy games like roblox and vrchat because of the freedom of expression
>overwatch is the first and only competitive game that I feel truly represented by
>so many bizarre and strange characters, multiple that are outright inhuman
>it's perfect
>"hey, we're just gonna make a bunch of hot people now, we fucking hate weirdos"
(っ◞‸◟c)

>>535141920
This is actually explained in game though. The Japanese magic bullshit never is. Feel free to explain exactly how Kiriko teleports, heals with papers, summons a fox spirit and invigorates other people to have superhuman strength with what has been shown in game instead of posting things that are completely unrelated.

>playing Tank
>We have a shitty Moira (everyone else has 10K heals she only has 3k)
>In the final push Ana presses a button and invalidates everything I can do as a tank as per usual because this game is fucking shit, and I have 100HP and back up
>"I NEED HEALING!"
>other support died from a Hanzo headshot, my Moira is right behind me not healing, her balls are not on cool down she didn't throw them out yet
>Again say "I NEED HEALING" as I desperately try to back up even further into my Moira who is clipping into me but refusing to throw out a healing orb
>I die
>They push in and kill our DPS while Moira fades off like a faggot and hides while they push in and win
>Moira says "you guys really need to learn to sit back and wait for heals"
Nope. That's it.
Comms off. No more text or voice chat, mute from now on
That was my breaking point

First two lines were all we needed.
I'd say Moira players should all have their fingers broken but I doubt anybody would notice the difference.

>>535143824
>Next match I play is a Baptiste who ended with 900 healing after the entire match I'm not fucking shitting you just 900 healing
I AM THE ONLY CONSTANT
oh fuck this I'm making a new account

I made a new account a year ago and I've been sailing high ever since
Currently Master 2, was stuck in Plat 5/Gold 1 for years before that

>>535137784
Can’t sleep too busy thinking about the Lena

>>535145782
which sort of thoughts are you having about the Lena?

Oh look, a DPS with 8-16
But I am the only constant

>30 seconds left and Rammatra has not used his ult AT ALL THE ENTIRE MATCH
>Tell him "Ram use your ult"
>He stops and goes "I'm trying to get a tank with it"
WE HAVE THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT STOP TRYING TO THINK YOU'RE SOME TOP 500 FUCKING STRATEGIST YOU'RE A FUCKING LOW RANK TANK
JUST
PRESS
Q
THATS
ALL
YOUR
JOB
IS

>>535074716
Supports are already about not needing aim to do their jobs

>>535148330
t. ana faggot

McCreesisters..

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Had a LW life Grip me off the payload in overtime

>>535149996
I look like this

why is overtime even a thing
whats the point of the timer if the losing team actually gets as much extra time as they need to win

Rank doesn't matter. At all.
It's not a skill based game so why stress over comp? The game decides whether you win or lose, not your skill

Crazy how in every other game you play more you get better, but only in Overwatch do you win a few and go on a 9 game loss streak and the fanbase desperately wants to gaslight you into believing this is normal for all multiplayer games kek

>>535152014
>Skill doesn't matter!
How does the game decide to make you lose?
>By making me fight people with higher skill

>>535152014
Explain why smurfs can win 90% of their games then

gm wifelovers

>>535157397
good mooooooorning

>>535158158
oh great, it's the early morning meltdownie.. see you after work.

Is Juno becoming Kiriko 2.0

>>535160764
In what way

>>535160854
In dev favouritism

>>535141676
>"nanomachines, son"
>"""teleporters"""
>"""""antigravity"""""
>""""""hard light constructs""""""
Does it really matter if we call the obvious magic, "magic" or "technology"?

>>535161241
yes because we could call the thing we don't like "magic" and claim that it doesn't belong in the game

>>535161093
She's nerfed to shit in stadium, and they nerfed her movement in main because 99% of the playerbase is sub 20 IQ and don't know how to shoot her.

>>535158979
have a good day at work sweetie

>>535161660
cry more, jun*gger

>>535161660
Popping double barrages of super-buffed seekers is still fun, can delete skinny bitches with ease

cant believe this junotard is still crying about having his crutch removed

>>535162223
He should just accept his fate and play moira

>>535161660
Oh. So not exactly like Kiriko

Slim concept art Venture my beloved

>Queue as a group so its more likely to match vs another group
>Most groups have their token egirl/femboy who mains the flying whore
>All ban Mercy

this is how you abuse the ban system

>>535162641
Is he ok?

>>535162823
yea xhe used suzu

Uh oh Lenafag melty

>Girlfriend wants to get into OW
>vs AI is pointless cause too easy
>QP is full of unironic sweats to the point she cant get a feel for the game either
No wonder this shit is so dead

>>535163749
Yea because normalfaggots like you keep ruining it, go back

>>535164335
trvke

what caused the meltdown this time?

>>535164573
people made fun of junotard

>>535164335
Overwatch since day 1 has been a normalfag game, sorry

>Play for the first night in years
>Get into a match
>Both teams just decide not to play and stand around an emote
Holy fucking shit, surreal community, thank god for Rivals

Most obscure Wang post

>>535164783
This. Comp faggots ruined it

what in the goddamn (lvl 512)

>>535166379
You know what to do lad

>>535166379
That's like 3 hours a day since her release, which is nearly a year ago

>>535166472
I have no idea what is going on
>>535166516
Impressive

>>535166594
You know what you have to do but you don't know if you don't have the strength to do it....

>>535166379
mentally ill

>>535113648
download an aimbot

>>535166379
sissyclitty poster needs to acquire a new target

>new dps
>can fly
>can shoot
>bad ult

>new support
>aoe healing
>aoe cc
>homing missiles
>fun movement ability
>an ult that does something

Why does Blizzard hate dps characters?

>>535167738
support is the most popular/strongest/easiest role in the game. it's only natural they make them busted so their trooned out players buy skins.

>>535167738
Flight isn't enough for you?

>>535167738
People will always complain about what kills them, not what enables the killer.

>>535167738
and still freja is the most banned hero in game.

>>535173958
dps are so oppressed...

>>535022081
>white

If an enemy ults and starts wiping your team is it better to die with them to deny the rest of the enemy team ult charge?

>>535176270
Yes. Throw yourself off a cliff so you don't get staggered as well.

move sombra to support
move sym to support
move mei to support

>>535031534
based
This is how every ana player is supposed to play

>>535176936
mei to tank and make her ass fatter

i was one win off of masters on tank then i went on a week long loss streak down to plat
should i just quit?

>>535177385
it was probably a 10+ minute match

>>535177821
no, become reborn a ball one trick like you were meant to be

>>535177821
i find that hard to believe

>rein player gets demolished by our ball on kings row
imagine getting the one map your character is not a throwpick on and still getting demolished by a fucking hamster

>>535178487
backline diff probably didnt even switch to brig sombra

>>535132443
>It's just hard light?
something something special tech horded by the biggest and infamous yakuza family (shimadas)

>In a tattoo?
either that or biocoded into their weapons yeah

>Then why does it need to be genetic. Anyone can get that.
because it's precisely the kind of shit the head of a criminal organization would do to pull people in line. If your entire family has been known for generations with dragon imagery to the point you have a fucking temple representing your ancestors in such a way why wouldn't you hoard this tech to do something like this?
mind you, in reality none of this was thought up by the people at blizzard, but it DOES make sense and you can explain it that way. same with the omnics and their magic. but you simply cannot do something like that for Kiriko.

>>535176936
Mei to tank, make her have 650HP, and to counteract the higher HP pool, make her 7ft tall with wider hips and a slightly bigger belly. and also give her a beach skin with an exposed belly where she's also barefoot

>>535136815
to be fair lifeweaver's "hard light tech" is so moronic it might as well be magic. genuinely what the FUCK is a "plant-based hard light lifeform"? how does that work? more importantly how does that shit let him do any of what he does at all, or how will it help him "save the world"?
it's with characters like this that you remember that overwatch is a capeshit universe and not a scifi one

>>535179374
Kiriko doesn't use magic because she's a Faith build not an Int build.

>>535179590
they literally did this before

You now remember that the reason Moira had these goofy ass clothes in OW1 was specifically because the devs wanted to invoke a wizard-witch look for her, with the giant robe-like sleeves and uniform color.And even then they decided to specifically make her a one-of-a-kind bioengineer scientist instead of just saying she's magic.
At some point you have to admit there was a clear change in direction in the way they approached character designs within their own lore, the only problem is nailing down when. If Hazard was to be released at launch for example, he would've 110% been a fucked up turtle hunched looking motherfucker instead of... whatever the fuck kind of prettyboy punk he's supposed to be.

>Mercy: I refuse to believe that your healing is magical.
>Zenyatta: What seems like magic is sometimes science we don't yet understand.
>Mercy: Exactly! I must learn how it works!

Why wouldn't Wuyang look the way he does. He's a chinese engineering student, he's wearing his uniform just with the top around his waist.

>>535180301
Remember when Soldier used to be normal and then the DEI cucks just turned him gay because reasons?

>>535180629
Loremaster and award winning writer Michael Chu literally had Soldier reminisce about his ex-boyfriend in the very first Overwatch comic "Reflections" released in december 2016.

>>535180629
They tried to pull the same trick with my wife!!!

>>535180348
I'm trying to look for the specific quote I remember that from but it's been almost a decade. I know it was either Jeff or Chu giving a brief description of their process or what they were trying to evoke with her in a video, but maybe I'm mistaken. Still the same thing applies though, with so many of her design being basically the most "out there magic" from the cast up to that point, her looking like a witch or wizard makes sense. Up until OW2 the sleeves were THE defining characteristing she had from all of her skins, except maybe blackwatch I believe?
None of her other concept designs had anything like it. Personally, though, I'm still mad they never went with the doc ock tentacles. Those would've been amazing to see animated in the game.

>>535180629
Honestly I wouldn't mind if they hadn't released that stupid chinese toy emote at the same time. That one really does scream like "S-SEE? HE'S ACTUALLY CUTESY ON THE INSIDE HE'S TOTALLY A FAGGOT"

>>535181164
ignore all the stupid spelling mistakes please i'm sleep deprived and mentally challenged as you can clearly read

>>535180989
im glad they kept her normal (likes women) instead of turning her gay (likes men)

>>535180989
nobody was fooled though
Lena was clearly designed for my pleasure

>>535180989
Those arm holsters are retarded. Glad her OW2 design removed them.

>>535181449
Lena likes men, specifically me.

>>535181775
i dunno i liked them. i like that the devs thought of a silly way to incorporate a "plane" since she's a pilot look and gave it some utility as well.

Lenafag gets extra seethy when you expose her steatorrhea induced samefagging sadly

I like when lenaposter(s) are acting nice.
Not the gore and bbc shit.

FACT: Lenafag takes out her AGP frustrations by trying on her mother's dresses and abusing her dogs

>>535182741
Lenaposters don't post gore and BBC shit.

>>535182864
I am not as convinced about this but when lena lovers are being nice, it's very cool.

FACT: Lenafag is evading permaban for posting CP

>>535183171
This is a fact, yes.
>>535182840
This not so much, only speculation.

I only play Reaper these days.
What does this say about me?

>>535182864
I was the one that posted bbc initially to troll jose, but I never spam and I always reciprocate kindness.

>>535183549
You're a bad ass tough guy with a dark past...

>>535183559
You are fucking disgusting. Kill yourself.

Lenafag is finally learning to accept xerself

I get a feeling they're never going to live down that "oddballs" comment

Waiting for the water man test, hope he is fun to play.

>>535184021
>support
>fun to play
lol
lmao even

>>535183971
apparently no one at blizzard ever actually said that word and it was just the game journalist who made that up

>>535183736
no I don't think I will. it was funny for a while (2 days) and then it stopped being funny. I already apologized for accidentally inspiring the bbcspammer, there nothing more I can do about that.
TLLF

>>535183971
the redditors crying about "the lack of diverse characters" are the same who play kiri juno mercy lifeweaver and buy their skins

Reminder that no matter how much meth Lenafag smokes xhe can never cure xer autogynephilia :) L bozo

>>535184121
it's in quotes in the article tho

>>535184397
this is true

interracial porn is disgusting

>>535179696
I agree that it's pretty much bullshit with no proper explanation other than magic, but assuming that you could actually create an infinite amount of plant matter with just light like LW does it, you could do a shitton with it. You could practically revolutionize farming overnight, you'd need way less space for, you wouldn't have soil erosion because you wouldn't even need soil, you could create a shitton of forest for better air quality, you could create an infinite source of energy in the form of infinite wood-burning furnaces. It could do so much.