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Anonymous No.535242548 >>535242851 >>535243148
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>Previous Thread
>>535089320
Anonymous No.535242843
This is the thread.
Anonymous No.535242849
Why does anime keep losing?
Anonymous No.535242851
>>535242548 (OP)
This is what the average Anime hater looks like.
Anonymous No.535243148
>>535242548 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
Anonymous No.535243231
3 NIGAS
ON CART
Anonymous No.535243348 >>535243417 >>535243448
This summer update sucks
Scream Fortress when?
Anonymous No.535243376
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Anonymous No.535243417 >>535243712 >>535243830
>>535243348
MvM first
less than 2 weeks
Anonymous No.535243448 >>535243830
>>535243348
Not before the MvM update
Anonymous No.535243693 >>535244147
Anonymous No.535243712 >>535244225
>>535243417
is it really that soon? it felt like just yesterday the mvm post was made
it'd be gold if the australium second banana gets added
i can't wait to see the youtube video of that one guy
Anonymous No.535243714 >>535243856
>>535242561
>>535242561
>>535242561
Anonymous No.535243762 >>535243856 >>535244147
RatGOD has spoken
This is the thread
Anonymous No.535243830 >>535243991 >>535244113 >>535244540
>>535243417
>>535243448
Odds of us getting new Australiums and killstreaks?
Anonymous No.535243856
>>535243714
Fuck off, this thread was posted first

>>535243762
TRVKE.
Anonymous No.535243991 >>535244098
>>535243830
Lol
Anonymous No.535244098
>>535243991
:(
Anonymous No.535244113
>>535243830
I'm leaning towards likely since theres going to be new campaign.
Anonymous No.535244147
>>535243762
>>535243693
Fake ass rat poster, the real one always posts Yui first. The real thread was blessed
>>535243931
Anonymous No.535244225 >>535244540
>>535243712
Deadline is the 27th, and they hinted we might get something already by then, with the second part releasing before Halloween
Anonymous No.535244348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Anonymous No.535244540 >>535244775 >>535244786 >>535306340 >>535308901
>>535244225
>>535243830
The way the worded it makes it seem like they're doing something huge for this update. I'm leaning towards we eating good.
Anonymous No.535244724
This thread is infinitely better than the other one already.
Anonymous No.535244775 >>535244947
>>535244540
yeah they said they're not LOOKING for contributions for aussies. Not that they're not gonna add any. this might just be copium, but hopefully even valve can admit it's stupid as fuck to add an MvM update without actual reason to pay for the MvM content
Anonymous No.535244786 >>535244947
>>535244540
I hope so
My biggest but least likely wish is stranges for the Jungle Inferno weapons to be included somehow
Anonymous No.535244947 >>535245254 >>535245290
>>535244775
I feel like they'd do that all by themselves though, relying on the community to do aussies doesn't make sense given how they approached them in the past.

>>535244786
Dragon's Fury would be so fucking sexy in Aussie man... or a golden banana aaaa
Anonymous No.535244980
>4 consecutive updates (with Smissmas not too far behind)
>Meanwhile the rest of the year is an updateless wasteland
Do they hate working from January-July or something
Anonymous No.535245065
Shit ass sniper on my team just called a vote kick because I wasn't spy checking for him
Anonymous No.535245172 >>535245678 >>535245706 >>535246838 >>535306470
Anonymous No.535245253 >>535245486
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ANIME LOSES AGAIN!
Anonymous No.535245254
>>535244947
>Aussie Banana
Anonymous No.535245276
Still like the idea posted here that an Australium Dalokohs Bar would be white chocolate with the Australium on the wrapping
Anonymous No.535245290 >>535245489
>>535244947
Golden banana would be incredible
Imagine what cruel twist of fate it'd be if we got an aussie gas passer with no changes to how it functions
Anonymous No.535245486 >>535245552 >>535247109
>>535245253
Nothing stopping us from posting here nigga
Anonymous No.535245489
>>535245290
As a heavy main I'd be ok with the gas passer getting it if they they make the item somehow good. But yeah an Aussie Banana makes my loins hot i aint gonna lie Chief.
Anonymous No.535245493
FREE MY NIGGA
Anonymous No.535245552 >>535245665 >>535245704 >>535246485 >>535247109 >>535305309 >>535305309 >>535305309 >>535305309
>>535245486
AnimeGODs will prevail
Anonymous No.535245665 >>535245876
>>535245552
Nu-uh
Anonymous No.535245678
>>535245172
The Atomizer, Quick-Fix, whip, GRU and DF are all really viable weapons
Anonymous No.535245704 >>535245859 >>535245941 >>535247109
>>535245552
trvke
the retard here couldn't even post yui when he
Anonymous No.535245706
>>535245172
is this made by someone with 1h in the game?
Anonymous No.535245729 >>535246026 >>535246450
>>535242561
>>535242561
>>535242561

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqYMRCyq_g
Anonymous No.535245804
Did Zesty win yet?
Anonymous No.535245859
>>535245704
when he imitated ratposter*
Anonymous No.535245876 >>535246120
>>535245665
another anti-anime post with a child video attached... weird that it keeps happening
Anonymous No.535245910 >>535246170
>For a solid 15 minutes we had a thread with actual discussion, and now the tranime shitposters are here.
I'll remember you guys, hopefully these kids will be back in school and we can talk about it in peace again.
Anonymous No.535245941 >>535247109
>>535245704
yeah its some real mental sickness
Anonymous No.535246026 >>535246125
>>535245729
homoschizo won
Anonymous No.535246120
>>535245876
Because anime girls are for losers.
Anonymous No.535246125 >>535247486
>>535246026
Homoschizo likes anime. He lost

Actual anti anime gods won
Anonymous No.535246170 >>535246278
>>535245910
that's what you get when you do stupid thread wars instead of just using one thread
Anonymous No.535246173
He’s so perfect bros
Anonymous No.535246278 >>535246447
>>535246170
Yeah this is the fault of the anime fags though because anyone makes a non anime thread and they throw a fit.
Anonymous No.535246447 >>535246664
>>535246278
no you nigga you reported the first thread and that caused the whole situation where everyone made replacement threads
Anonymous No.535246450
>>535245729
LOL
Anonymous No.535246485 >>535247109
>>535245552
This
Anonymous No.535246664
>>535246447
? retard
Anonymous No.535246730
BlessedViva did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.535246838
>>535245172
Anonymous No.535247109 >>535247225 >>535247247 >>535247530
>>535245486
>>535245552
>>535245704
>>535245941
>>535246485
I don’t hate anime but you guys did do it to yourselves by just talking about the general rather than having an actual discussion like it started out here. Maybe focus on that next time?
Anonymous No.535247225
>>535247109
You can't convince these schizos bruh
Anonymous No.535247247
>>535247109
True
Anonymous No.535247290 >>535248205
Disregard samfags, post more anime
Anonymous No.535247486
>>535246125
what? no i don't
only reason I posted homoshit to begin with is I hate how weirdos flooded my gay game with their shit
tf2 is a homosex game first and foremost
Anonymous No.535247530 >>535248004
>>535247109
bro you started the thread war with your samefagging and pretending to be the ratposter and coming over and taunting the other thread with your we're in here shit stop acting like you didn't cause it
Anonymous No.535248004 >>535248247
>>535247530
don't bother responding to the samefag. he just wants attention.
Anonymous No.535248205 >>535248241
>>535247290
His seething is funny
Anonymous No.535248241
>>535248205
Honestly
Anonymous No.535248247
>>535248004
he probably feels so smug he got it deleted when it doesn't even matter
Anonymous No.535248249 >>535248336 >>535248429
You try to be nice and understanding to the shupo posters they just schizo out on you lmao
Anonymous No.535248336
>>535248249
It's why you should ignore them, their entire schtick is just being mad and spamming off topic.
Anonymous No.535248397
he still samefaggin lol
Anonymous No.535248429 >>535248481
>>535248249
Find solace, they're grown men attached to anime children. It doesn't end well for them
Anonymous No.535248481
>>535248429
holy trvke
Anonymous No.535248743 >>535248843 >>535248919 >>535249028 >>535251275 >>535268865
Do you ever worry that you might be going mad?
Anonymous No.535248843
>>535248743
Not really, i meditate daily, work out 4 times a week, eat healthy. I also avoid bad vices like smoking, drinking, and anime.
Anonymous No.535248919 >>535251130
>>535248743
Reading this general kinda makes me feel like I’m going crazy. I don’t really understand who’s samefagging and who is accusing the other of samefagging.
Anonymous No.535249028 >>535249651
>>535248743
I eat healthy, exercise, read, and shove things up my butt to relive my rampant sexual urges, so no I think I'm good.
Anonymous No.535249651
>>535249028
erm...based?
Anonymous No.535249746 >>535249816
There better be an Australium Shotgun and Pistol coming with the MvM update, or I'll be forced to write a very angry email to Eric Smith. Might have to include a few nigger words or faggots words in there too. You know, to get the point across.
Anonymous No.535249816 >>535250165 >>535262112 >>535262598
>>535249746
Please don't go overboard. We're better than using slurs. I agree we're long overdue for an Aussie shotty and pistol.
Anonymous No.535250165
>>535249816
>trying to appeal to the shupo schizo
Anonymous No.535251130
>>535248919
always count on sh*rtysubhumans
Anonymous No.535251275
>>535248743
Well not worry, I mean I'm not up at night about it.
Anonymous No.535251573 >>535251632 >>535251649 >>535251731 >>535251756 >>535251763
>come home
>schizo copied both ritualposters and got the real thread deleted
Anonymous No.535251632
>>535251573
just gotta make the best of a bad situation
Anonymous No.535251649
>>535251573
OHH IT IS SAD DAY
Anonymous No.535251731
>>535251573
Plot twist, you were here this entire time and still mad the shittier thread got deleted
Anonymous No.535251756 >>535251916
>>535251573
This thread was made first and is on-topic, idiot.
Anonymous No.535251763
>>535251573
It could be worse, at least the OP isn't fucked with and it's not DF or his simpsons image
Anonymous No.535251907 >>535252028 >>535252149
Fempyro bros when they enter Demofloyd’s room by mistake:
https://youtu.be/_K19S36bhKA
Anonymous No.535251916 >>535252028
>>535251756
It was a difference of 6 seconds, stop jerking yourself off like they weren't posted at the exact same time to replace the schizo Q of spades thread
Anonymous No.535252028 >>535252252
>>535251907
LOL
>>535251916
don't feed the samefag, he just replied to himself three times just so he could get a response
Anonymous No.535252149
>>535251907
Anonymous No.535252252
>>535252028
I never did that.
Anonymous No.535252304
>shupo/fempyro/anime fags are still coping that no one likes them
Anonymous No.535252349 >>535252820
>he didn't deny being a samefag
not big soup rice
Anonymous No.535252479 >>535252584
>no one
*taps the sign*
>>535228389
Anonymous No.535252584 >>535252964
>>535252479
he will never answer this btw
Anonymous No.535252631 >>535252725 >>535252954
I stopped posting snaildier because the whole point of snaildier was to showcase just how despised Demofloyd is by the marketplace of ideas. Snaildier was quickly naturally accepted by the community while Demofloyd was constantly spammed and forced for over a year to no avail. The experiment succeeded. Snaildier fulfilled his purpose, and that’s why I don’t post him anymore.
Anonymous No.535252725
>>535252631
Thank you for your service Snaildier anon
Anonymous No.535252820
>>535252349
It's like it's multiple people... really jogs your noggin'
Anonymous No.535252878
>Fixed a physics crash whenever a ragdoll is spawned
lmao how tf did they even break ragdolls
Anonymous No.535252954 >>535253109
>>535252631
Demofloyd cucked you tho cause you still think about him... He really tattoo'd himself in your brain if you think about it.
Anonymous No.535252964 >>535253053 >>535253098 >>535253115
>>535252584
it's so sad he'll just deflect
Anonymous No.535253053
>>535252964
sex with this obese raccoon woman will happen today
Anonymous No.535253098
>>535252964
SEXOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.535253109
>>535252954
When you put it that way, he really mind fucked him
Anonymous No.535253115 >>535253519
>>535252964
I want to coom in the raccoom
Anonymous No.535253426
Spah’s plappin’ my sentry!
Anonymous No.535253483 >>535254219
>>535239567
how many shupoposters do we have in our midst?
Anonymous No.535253519
>>535253115
Anonymous No.535253523 >>535253679 >>535253735
>>535145780
I dunno anon. It seems like we've reached a new low.
Anonymous No.535253610
Anonymous No.535253679
>>535253523
As long as there's still a little bit of game discussion we're still doing better
Anonymous No.535253735
>>535253523
Learn to ignore them, they just want attention
Anonymous No.535253858 >>535253920
Anonymous No.535253920
>>535253858
Demofloyd boutta blow her buildings up
Anonymous No.535254219
>>535253483
Two for sure but probably at least like three or four
Anonymous No.535254306 >>535254483
shupo posters weigh enough to count as 2-3 people, so it checks out that one counts as three ^
Anonymous No.535254483
>>535254306
Math checks out
Anonymous No.535254631 >>535254862 >>535254946 >>535255057 >>535255130
so we're all in agreement that blowout is the best mao from the summer update, right?
Anonymous No.535254707 >>535258525 >>535258819
The Reindoonibeanie is such a fucking goated cosmetic but it has the annoying jingle all the way property :(
Anonymous No.535254862
>>535254631
yeah
Anonymous No.535254946
>>535254631
Fulgur or connifer clears
Anonymous No.535255057
>>535254631
IT AQUARIUS, ALL OF CHINA KNOW IT! YOU DUMB AMERICAN
Anonymous No.535255130
>>535254631
i like demolition unironically
Anonymous No.535255251 >>535255334
>casual
>other team is a friend party with medics
>i get the fresh installs
why the fuck would I play that when I can just play community?
Anonymous No.535255334
>>535255251
why don’t you have friends to play tf2 with
can I be your steam friend?
Anonymous No.535255896 >>535255992 >>535256389 >>535256412 >>535256465 >>535266529
I need a femboy with a fatass to pocket me while i play soldier and then i reward him for doing a good job by railing him
Anonymous No.535255992
>>535255896
this but a fempyro gf with a fatass
Anonymous No.535256389
>>535255896
i'll do it, minus the gay stuff
Anonymous No.535256412
>>535255896
this but Sniper just as he is because he’s already perfect
Anonymous No.535256430 >>535256956
playing casual feels like playing tf2 alone, like you don't even have a team alone.
Anonymous No.535256465
>>535255896
based
Anonymous No.535256467 >>535258328
>stickybomb launcher for patricians
Anonymous No.535256956
>>535256430
Don’t you talk to your team or help them out and like wise?
Anonymous No.535257057
ScotRes: The thinking man’s stickybomb launcher
Stock: The layman’s stickybomb launcher
QBL: The redditor’s stickybomb launcher
Sticky Launcher: The sex-haver’s stickybomb launcher
Anonymous No.535257246
there should be more asymetrical maps for symeteical game modes. to my knowledge, literally the only one in the game is hydro.
Anonymous No.535258328
>>535256467
I love that thing but I'm so bad at using it
Anonymous No.535258525 >>535259334
>>535254707
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.535258819
>>535254707
there's probably some way to mute it locally, but if you're bothered about it alerting other players or something then yeah i guess you're fucked
Anonymous No.535259334
>>535258525
I hope you’re not trying to demean him here
Anonymous No.535259545
Erectin' a shredder!
Anonymous No.535260273
defecating into the shredder to fill it with bacteria and then shredding Teri with it
Anonymous No.535261087
i need a femboy to pocket me and when i carry as demo he rewards me by letting me fall asleep in his arms with his cock in my mouth and his hands gently stroking my hair
Anonymous No.535261090 >>535261398
what will zesty do without his gambling addiction?
https://youtu.be/hJvrVrL6WLk
Anonymous No.535261398 >>535261936
>>535261090
Nigga if steam was on the MATCH list there would be complete panic and no payment processing at ALL. Stop listening to these retards.
Anonymous No.535261936
>>535261398
okay but the youtuber guy said steam is done for
TF2CutContent !!HfZSGn6Z9D1 No.535262112 >>535263780
>>535249816
> slurs
shut up porchmonkey
Anonymous No.535262598 >>535263780
>>535249816
>P-pwease don’t use slurs!
Shut up bitch
Anonymous No.535262614 >>535262672
entering the teri realm
Anonymous No.535262672
>>535262614
WTF is that real?
Anonymous No.535262810
(voice) jerma: don't say s-swears
Anonymous No.535263780 >>535264167
>>535262112
>>535262598
watch your profanity
Anonymous No.535263932
Heck.
TF2CutContent !!HfZSGn6Z9D1 No.535264167 >>535264307
>>535263780
mulignan, charcoal briquette, coon, spade, mooley, spooch, jigaboo, nignog, nigger, tranny, troon, kike, wetback
Anonymous No.535264307 >>535264445
>>535264167
please stop im literally shaking right now
TF2CutContent !!HfZSGn6Z9D1 No.535264445 >>535272184 >>535272282
>>535264307
Why don't you do what the emo kids did when I was in high school in the early 2000's, and go listen to Linkin Park and cut yourself.
Anonymous No.535264725
I get so adjusted to how dogshit TF2's casual matchmaking is that when I go play any other game it's like stepping into an alien planet or some shit.
I hit the button to find a match then I get up to grab a drink and take a piss like I always do but what's this? I got put in a full match before I had time to walk away??? Even in games with a playerbase smaller than TF2's?
That's neato shit man.
Anonymous No.535266529 >>535266686
>>535255896
immediately after posting this i tried to do the 2fort contract and i got stuck in a match that lasted two hours
Anonymous No.535266686
>>535266529
That's pretty good for 2fort. My contract match lasted 6.
Anonymous No.535268320 >>535268523 >>535268553
The old panic attack was fun. Why did valve have to turn it into a bland sidegrade?
Anonymous No.535268523 >>535269002 >>535271980
>>535268320
Same reason they increased the reload speed for the shortstop
No reason
Anonymous No.535268553
>>535268320
No fun allowed. Everything has to be boring stat swaps
Anonymous No.535268865
>>535248743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY60q5WHmfY
we WILL be getting kino like this again soon
Anonymous No.535269002 >>535271583 >>535271980
>>535268523
The shortstop's shove is truly baffling. For what purpose?
Anonymous No.535271583
>>535269002
Because it's funny.
Anonymous No.535271980
>>535268523
>>535269002
The worst thing about the Shortstop is the awful reload animation, obscuring far too much of your screen unless you use minimal viewmodels.
Anonymous No.535272184
>>535264445
i'd argue the worst thing is the reload speed. it's utter agony.
Anonymous No.535272282
>>535264445
Nine Inch Nails > Linkin Park
Anonymous No.535273670 >>535274994
>Added 'No Bullets' styles for the every shirt ever possible
if its this easy to change things why didn't they just do the same for blue scout pants
Anonymous No.535273682
I WANT THE OLD STUFF
Anonymous No.535274248 >>535327750
Anonymous No.535274617 >>535274994 >>535279584
Anyone else think the Frostbite effect would look way better if it was positioned lower, around the head, instead of just floating above it? Always felt like the original creator messed up and then just went “eh, fuck it, good enough.
Anonymous No.535274994 >>535275182 >>535275445
>>535273670
Because too many cosmetics were made with the brown pants in mind, so Valve would either need to wake up creator up and have them upload a fix, or they'd have to use a community fix that did all the work for them. And seeing as the first option is never gonna happen, something must be preventing Eric from implementing the community fix. Or he lazy.
>>535274617
A lot of unusual effects seem that way which is why I'm glad you can adjust stuff.
Anonymous No.535275041 >>535275087
are we playing on Zesty's server right now?
Anonymous No.535275087 >>535275170 >>535275172
>>535275041
who's zesty
Anonymous No.535275170
>>535275087
What's he going to do to Cream?
Anonymous No.535275172
>>535275087
I don't know but I joined and everyone is just spouting slurs.
Anonymous No.535275182
>>535274994
konata feet...
Anonymous No.535275445 >>535275546 >>535275723 >>535292383 >>535410513
>>535274994
>which is why I'm glad you can adjust stuff
Too bad that doing that makes them lag behind your head when you move, which just looks terrible. Some effects even straight-up vanish. Would be nice if Valve ever fixed it, maybe spamming Eric Smith with messages could help, but yeah… probably not.
Anonymous No.535275546 >>535275645 >>535275810
>>535275445
I did know this. BULLSHIT. I'm e-mailing Eric right now.
Anonymous No.535275645
>>535275546
I did not know this*
woops
Anonymous No.535275723 >>535276230
>>535275445
This is the kind of thing I'm actually shocked was never fixed. Whales shouldve been up in arms about this. Its been broken forever.
Anonymous No.535275810 >>535276048
>>535275546
Thanks, anon. I’m gonna do the same thing.
Anonymous No.535276048
>>535275810
That's the spirit. Eric's a busy guy. I'm sure we just gotta remind him.
Anonymous No.535276230 >>535276561 >>535277403
>>535275723
The most annoying part is that some of them straight-up don’t even work right, and nobody’s ever talked about it, not even the whale-tier TF tubers. Everyone keeps saying unusuals are common now, but no one ever points out the bugs like picrel, sun/moon issues, or the antifreeze/roboactive glitches.
Anonymous No.535276271 >>535276445
damn Zesty's server is pretty racist
Anonymous No.535276413 >>535276515 >>535276616
bloopander!
Anonymous No.535276445 >>535277990 >>535279638
>>535276271
that don't surprise me. hope there's at least some decent sprays.
Anonymous No.535276515
>>535276413
Cute!
Anonymous No.535276561
>>535276230
That's actual fuckin insanity and I guess proof of how little I pay attention to peoples loadouts.
Anonymous No.535276616 >>535276689
>>535276413
>Puppet reskin for the hot hand never ever
Anonymous No.535276689 >>535278084
>>535276616
>puppet fleshlight never ever
why even live?? :(
Anonymous No.535277403 >>535278084
>>535276230
did they ever fix the orbiting effects flying miles away if you adjust the height?
Anonymous No.535277990 >>535278120
>>535276445
I joined in and one guy was arguing with another guy about how mexicans are aryan or something
Anonymous No.535278084
>>535276689
It hurts
>>535277403
Nope. Its disgraceful that they've added like five hundred effects without fixing decade old bugs.
Anonymous No.535278120
>>535277990
Yea that sounds about right for zesty and castaway's servers. Thank fuck I keep my game volume low so it's easy to drown them out
Anonymous No.535279584
>>535274617
I used to own a Frostbite unusual and low adjusted it like that. I think unusual effects look best when centered on the head.
Anonymous No.535279638 >>535279853
>>535276445
last time I joined, there was a wall of porn sprays.
I contributed with my own Cynthia porn spray, of course. Same one I've been using since 2012
Anonymous No.535279853 >>535279984
>>535279638
Based. I wonder if I've seen yours in the past now. What is it?
Anonymous No.535279984 >>535280125
>>535279853
I've long forgotten the name of the artist by this point, and I can't be asked to open the game to take a screenshot of it
Anonymous No.535280125 >>535280503
>>535279984
Well okie dokie then. Always next time. I need to make some pokegal sprays now that I think about it.
Anonymous No.535280347
kill yourselves
Anonymous No.535280503
>>535280125
ZAMN!
Anonymous No.535280639
stay alive
Anonymous No.535280793 >>535283934
All these TF2tubers should get together for the first and only deathmatch in TF2 history. The winner shall be crowned as the King of TF2.
Anonymous No.535280810
you got it
Anonymous No.535280923 >>535281778 >>535282816
Why is it that the idea of not being toxic gets thrown out when it comes to a hashtag that wasn't made by the big cabal of youtubers?
Anonymous No.535281331 >>535281569 >>535284001 >>535292774
now that the dust has settled what did we think of https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Luxury_Lounge
I think the rocks glass ruins it a bit because ingame it looks more like a plastic cup you would give to a kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYAyICCJzMY
Anonymous No.535281569
>>535281331
Very elegant and still a top tier pick even if Spy looks like he's drinking out of a penl holder
TheWhat Show No.535281778
>>535280923
The letter is just the beginning, Zesty.
Anonymous No.535282816
>>535280923
holy shit the tf2 community is willing to do anything besides listen to people who have played the game since before mym came out
fuck
Anonymous No.535283934
>>535280793
Gabber would win
Anonymous No.535284001 >>535284673
>>535281331
It's a roleplay taunt and therefore cringe. It's something that a friendly would use, not something a fragger would use.
Anonymous No.535284190 >>535284431 >>535284719
anime won
Anonymous No.535284293 >>535284689
calling a vote should be anonymous.
Anonymous No.535284431
>>535284190
F1 F1 F1!
Anonymous No.535284673 >>535287101
>>535284001
Let Spy take a seat. Everyone needs a rest after doing some fragging.
Anonymous No.535284689
>>535284293
sorry but in this world, it's serve or get served..
>*counter votekicks you*
Anonymous No.535284719 >>535284942 >>535327001
>>535284190
What did it win?
Anonymous No.535284942
>>535284719
the normalfags interest award
Anonymous No.535285715 >>535286095 >>535286837 >>535288349 >>535288547 >>535312616
Why is there so much blue archive spam here now,there is 0 overlap between tf2 and blue archive
Anonymous No.535285862
>>535224748
you're profoundly retarded
Anonymous No.535286095
>>535285715
you're playing a dangerous game, friend. the janny does not like it when you ask questions...
Anonymous No.535286837
>>535285715
Please for the love of god do not call it spam or the shupo posters will have another melty. Just ignore them or something demofloyds melties are bad enough.
Anonymous No.535287101 >>535287227 >>535287318 >>535287336 >>535312783
>>535284673
Sitting taunts don't belong in TF2
>Scout's beanbag taunt
>Pyro's pool taunt
>Sniper's digeridoo taunt
All of these are extremely cringe, it feels like I'm in a DarkRP server in Garry's Mod whenever I see them. I'm not sure if the vehicle taunts are worse tho.
Anonymous No.535287227 >>535287318 >>535312783
>>535287101
The sitting taunts are fine, the vehicle ones I'm far more iffy on
Anonymous No.535287318 >>535312783
>>535287101
>>535287227
soldier's tank/medic ambulance are so lame
Anonymous No.535287336 >>535312783
>>535287101
>Sitting taunts don't belong in TF2
Yes they do, but only for Engineer like Valve designed, because Engineer's the only one who can "play" the game while sitting.
Arguably it would work for Demo too but Valve removed his ability to detonate while taunting (sad)
Everyone else is the emporium thinking "we need X for every class!!!!" like they always do
Anonymous No.535287473 >>535287558
Cremator's Condolences is probably one of the best taunts we've gotten because it's an actual taunt
Anonymous No.535287558
>>535287473
I agree
Anonymous No.535288349 >>535288420
>>535285715
No, there are a lot of overlaps between Blue Archive and Team Fortress 2:
>microtransactions
>subtle fourth-wall-breaking
>caricatures of different races
>everyone has some kind of personality disorder
Anonymous No.535288420 >>535288904
>>535288349
Stop being disingenuous, anon
Anonymous No.535288547
>>535285715
Well, let's see. There's people here who play games other than TF2, including mobile games. There's one guy who's been posting random BA images for years who was probably patient zero. Then the floyd autist showed up and started melting down about anime every day. That inspired people to start posting anime to mock him and the BA posts already there were probably an easy format to copy. Especially with these shupo characters.
Anonymous No.535288553 >>535290168
Steam friends
Anonymous No.535288904
>>535288420
Even though they never directly reference each other but you could easily say that Blue Archive is TF2-coded thematically.
Anonymous No.535290152 >>535290774
I've been archiving particularly bad /tf2g/ threads for a few years now. This one just got added to my long, long, long list.
Anonymous No.535290168
>>535288553
>whole melon behind them
>still feels the need to completely steal what she is holding
her greed sickens me
Anonymous No.535290385 >>535291481
This year's TF2Connect SSFSS message should be dedicated to Eric and his love for pink cookies
Anonymous No.535290521 >>535290703
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Anonymous No.535290703 >>535291942
>>535290521
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
Anonymous No.535290774
>>535290152
I added your mom to my long, long, long dick
Anonymous No.535291481
>>535290385
I wonder if it’ll be a shitshow between mocking Jill again and people retaliating mocking zesty or quickplay
Either way Valve would be the winner
Anonymous No.535291942
>>535290703
this but ms pauling
YD No.535292383
>>535275445
adjusting any unusual effects breaks them in weird ways

some hats have this problem by default even if not adjusted
Anonymous No.535292558 >>535292934 >>535312927
#MakeTheCaberTauntkill
Anonymous No.535292774
>>535281331
Sitting taunts are the only roleplay taunts that are okay in my book.
Anonymous No.535292934 >>535294060 >>535295606
>>535292558
fuck it they may aswell just add the taunt kills as unique items and add a taunt strangifier who cares if p2w is allowed now this game has been hollowed out to whales fitting
Anonymous No.535293842
my post got deleted even though it was tf2 related. hmm...
Anonymous No.535294060
>>535292934
If you genuinely believe that locking yourself into a 6 second animation, repeatedly, and achieving nothing, when you could be upgrading buildings and shooting your weapons, is P2W... Man, that just demonstrates such a strong lack of thinking.
Anonymous No.535294182
Do you agree with my list? Speaking from personal experience.
Anonymous No.535294384 >>535297042
Is castaway a good server?
Anonymous No.535295606
>>535292934
>p2w
lol
Anonymous No.535297042 >>535297421
>>535294384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3qZLimWTu8
Yes, according to this video with Deltarune music (that means it has respectable opinions) Castaway is a good server.
Anonymous No.535297421 >>535300627
>>535297042
why does she have a sticker on her butt
Anonymous No.535299550
>pocketed eyelander

This is just the worst.
Anonymous No.535300627
>>535297421
Women sometimes draw attention to their butt like that because they know it's socially unacceptable to point it out. So in a case of cosmic irony, it becomes socially acceptable to draw attention to a woman's butt.
Anonymous No.535304434
tf2?
Anonymous No.535305309
>>535245552
>>535245552
>>535245552
>>535245552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqYMRCyq_g
Anonymous No.535306340
>>535244540
>they're doing something huge for this update
>they're doing
they aren't doing anything except ctrl+c ctrl+v
Anonymous No.535306470
>>535245172
Exquisite bait. Tell me, how long did you work on it?
Anonymous No.535308901 >>535309202
>>535244540
It's probably
>1st part: regular MvM maps
>2nd part: Halloween-themed MvM maps
They went out of their way to mention that the maps don't have to be Halloween themed but also can be makes me think they'll accept both types of maps
Anonymous No.535309202 >>535309482
>>535308901
There is a fat chance it'll be a bigger than just copy and paste update; the wording they used indicates it man.
Anonymous No.535309482 >>535309894
>>535309202
>Flashbacks to "update-sized update" and "who knows what else?"
I'd keep my expectations low
Anonymous No.535309894
>>535309482
I'm a positive person, I feel like we've been eating good even with these past updates (little changes here and there have been accumulating)... I feel like that blog post is so outta left field, and they understand that MvM is a cash cow that they will be smart about it.
Anonymous No.535310016 >>535310097
good morning!
Anonymous No.535310097 >>535313725
>>535310016
Ohayo
Anonymous No.535312616
>>535285715
Team Fortress 2 is a game for straight white males which exclusively attracts trannies. I guarantee every poster in this thread has gender dysmorphia at the least. As a result none of the posters have any idea what they are and are therefore incapable of the following:

>relating to anybody else
>understanding anybody else's point of view >accepting the existence of any opinion contrary to their own
>acknowledging any personal fault or failing >changing their minds or developing an idea in any way
>ever growing as a person

/tf2g/ is a self-made hell for society's most worthless dregs. It needs no demons or lakes of fire because its inhabitants will forever torment each other.

I also guarantee that everybody that reads this will think to themselves, "yeah! That describes every /tf2g/ poster perfectly - except me, of course. I'm nothing like the others!"
Anonymous No.535312783
>>535287101
>>535287227
>>535287318
>>535287336
Fuck off they're cool.
Anonymous No.535312893
...on opposite day
Anonymous No.535312927
>>535292558
I was on some servers where it did.
Anonymous No.535313190
>only one good map in the update (Conifer)
They really shouldn't have bothered adding any of the other maps
Anonymous No.535313725 >>535314080
>>535310097
Smooch all shupos
Anonymous No.535314080
>>535313725
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6b/Heavy_yes01.wav
Anonymous No.535314262
Team Fortress 2 has a delightful skill ceiling and skill expression which sadly gets reduced in a full 24 player server since the spam limits a lot of the options for skill expression and dumbs the game down
Anonymous No.535314336 >>535316185 >>535319280
People fear and hate what they don't understand. For instance, competitive 6v6.
Anonymous No.535315828
bad bait hours
Anonymous No.535316185
>>535314336
Boring
Anonymous No.535316227
i ran a program to farm the steam trading cards i hadnt gotten yet and i made like 35 dollars. i still have like 50 cards that havent sold yet including a foil where the only one on the market besides me is 30 dollars, but has never sold above 7.
its free money
Anonymous No.535316490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b926TA1fxA
New zoomer editing kino
Anonymous No.535316718
Nerf overheal.
Anonymous No.535317108 >>535317175 >>535317238 >>535317302 >>535325639
So do you guys like Freight? It's one of my favourite maps but I haven't played a match on it in months.
Anonymous No.535317175 >>535318290
>>535317108
I love it, it's comfy. I will be sure to play it today with my friend
Anonymous No.535317238
>>535317108
It's shit.
Anonymous No.535317302 >>535319015
>>535317108
>Still no Halloween version called Fright
Anonymous No.535317541 >>535317653 >>535318186
When will you admit that Sulfur is the best map in the game?
Anonymous No.535317653
>>535317541
>Japslop
>Best map in the game
hohoho that slaps me on the knee
Anonymous No.535318186
>>535317541
turbine > sulfur
Anonymous No.535318219
It doesn't matter how good you get at the game, 50% of the time you will just lose.
Anonymous No.535318290 >>535318446
>>535317175
Hopefully I'll be able to find a game of it too once I get home from work. Playing Well is alright but I enjoy how freight does the second and last points more.
Anonymous No.535318446 >>535320024
>>535318290
what time do you get home from work anon... maybe we'll run into each other
Anonymous No.535319015
>>535317302
thank for the idea sent it to the workslopper cord :)
Anonymous No.535319280
>>535314336
Most 6s teams disband after one season, so they tried it and disliked it.
Also it's really dumb how people say "lol you only criticize it because you don't understand it" like in the Bob Dylan song. It's just a way to brush off criticism without addressing it.
https://youtu.be/90WD_ats6eE?t=109
Anonymous No.535320024
>>535318446
Probably not until about 2AM UK time. I imagine most of youse are American though so maybe we will end up in the same match.
Anonymous No.535320178 >>535323025
They're are so many mentally unwell people in this game's chat.
Anonymous No.535322409 >>535323025
I genuinely can't believe this Zesty guy. How does he find so much to yap about? How is every video of his so long? And every one of them is a criticism, negative most of all, as if he expects Valve to listen? I don't get it. He's preaching to the choir here. He's right but the length and effort to which he takes this obsession is embarrassing
Anonymous No.535322516
Anonymous No.535323025 >>535323136 >>535323493 >>535325050
>>535320178
>>535322409
Zesty is often compared to DarkSydePhil because a lot of people watch him just to see him get mad. It's not why I watch him but it's clear that his audience doesn't care for a calm and collected critique of the game in its current state.
Anonymous No.535323136
>>535323025
MEGUMIN UOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.535323493
>>535323025
I'm all for a calm and collected critique, but Zesty just can't help himself from letting his autism flare up when he brings up this game long enough, and he becomes unbearable.
Anonymous No.535323585
TF2?
Anonymous No.535325050 >>535325584
>>535323025
My post had zero relation to Zesty
Anonymous No.535325205 >>535329890
for those of you unaware, if you are infected with The Virus it means you are no longer able fully enjoy casual gaming. either consciously or subconsciously, you will constantly look for optimizations in your game of choice.

the point i am making here is that i am ass at being a casual gamer. The Virus has taken casual gaming away from me.

do any of you also suffer from The Virus? id love to hear about your many woes that come with it. thank you for hearing my story.
Anonymous No.535325584
>>535325050
Sorry, I didn't mean to quote you.
Anonymous No.535325639 >>535326143
>>535317108
i miss playing freight 6v6, it was kinda interesting of a layout
tons of maps are just not played in comp, we comp players have it rough
Anonymous No.535326143
>>535325639
you'll get process and you'll like it!
Anonymous No.535326418
remember when pubbers weren't lobotomized and knew how to play control point maps instead of whining about them nonstop
Anonymous No.535326741 >>535326871 >>535326942 >>535327197 >>535327317 >>535327929 >>535328452 >>535328526 >>535330038
What's the point of this shit?
Anonymous No.535326871
>>535326741
it's called soul, depth and world building
Anonymous No.535326942
>>535326741
to make niggers like you ask questions
Anonymous No.535327001
>>535284719
Never Reproducing & (Dead) award.
Anonymous No.535327197
>>535326741
adds another layer of artifical rarity for trading
also adds a level of comedy for items with numbers in the name like level 3 level three chin
Anonymous No.535327317
>>535326741
one of the many ways to promote player-driven economy and increase an item's price
Anonymous No.535327750 >>535328196
>>535274248
what a CRINGE webm
Anonymous No.535327929
>>535326741
pointless shit to make retards thing theres more depth and value to some stuff
Anonymous No.535328196 >>535328401
>>535327750
BASED*
Anonymous No.535328250 >>535328396 >>535332053
Where are the loadouts?
Anonymous No.535328396
>>535328250
consumerist shit to make retards waste money on pixels
Anonymous No.535328401 >>535328443
>>535328196
It’s so cringe that it was originally created on Reddit. Don’t make us btfo you again, sybau
Anonymous No.535328443
>>535328401
No it wasn't.
Anonymous No.535328452 >>535328969
>>535326741
Anonymous No.535328526
>>535326741
those are NOT the original's stats
Anonymous No.535328770
I have had 3 matches today against kritzkrieg pockets.
Anonymous No.535328969 >>535329256
>>535328452
>every game should spoonfeed me information and have 7 hour tutorials
zoomers are dead on arrival
Anonymous No.535329130
guys i need enemies to have yellow stripes on them so i know what to shoot
Anonymous No.535329256
>>535328969
NTA but when i started playing TF2 in 2009 you only had 3 unlocks per class which you got through achievements. The low number of weapons made learning their attributes very easy and getting to know a few new weapons each update isnt that hard.
Compare that progressive learning since then to being thrown into a game that has literally 160+ unique weapons
Even i dont know all the weapon stats in this game, i just know the important ones or the core idea of them
Anonymous No.535329368
Hello gamers, I ask once again
>>535091875
Anonymous No.535329525
they should add a rocket launcher based on the Meet the Medic rockets to the game
"The Rocket Morter"
Negatives:
-20% projectile speed
-20% reload speed
Projectile falls on an arc rather than travelling straight
Positives:
+30% blast radious

Would this be too OP for 12v12 spam fights through chokepoints? Should the mag size be reduced to 3 or 2 rockets per mag?
Anonymous No.535329648
>radious
Anonymous No.535329748
Why are Valve drones AKA redditors so bad at handling criticism?
Anonymous No.535329756
>radious
Anonymous No.535329890
>>535325205
Heres some examples of the Virus i suffered

- in a ~2 year period of my life, i only launched tf2 to play mge, dm, scrims, matches, or watch demos exclusively. i did not even play a pub during this time
- i played persona 5 twice so that the second time i could optimize my social links and max out all my personas of choice (my second playthrough took an extra ~50 hours)
- the last time i played minecraft i built an iron farm along with various other automated farms, which was fairly tedious. when i finished making these farms i beat the ender dragon and lost interest in the game
- in SSX 3, i learned about the 2 monster tricks that give you the most points, and completely disregarded every other trick
- in madden franchise mode, i would sign a UDFA qb with high throw power to a 7 year contract and funnel a shit ton of volume into his stats, eventually becoming 99 ovr by his 3rd year, all while taking up virtually 0 of my cap space. i never signed outside linebackers because their contract wasnt worth it, and i would always trade guys at the trade deadline on their contract year to get a huge haul every draft. after a couple of seasons my teams were always 90+ ovr
- in swbf2 2005 i turned off reinforcements on hoth so i could farm vehicle crits with the rocket launcher. when i ran out of ammo i would respawn. this was to unlock the award launcher. in galactic conquest i always bought sniper first, followed by garrison, so i could hard carry my team every fight. i did not lose a single time with this strategy
- in tekken 7 the first thing i learned was the highest damaging combo off of all my launchers, followed by the frame data of all my neutral tools. i spent nearly 100 hours practicing tekken 7 offline before i even played against another human online
Anonymous No.535329931
Why are Valve enjoyers AKA chads so great at debunking mindless anti-Valve hate?
Anonymous No.535330038 >>535330873 >>535331140 >>535331345 >>535331694 >>535331735 >>535333612
>>535326741
TF2 had an identity crisis in its early days and Valve was unsure if they wanted an old-school FPS, a competitive FPS, or an RPG. The levels are just a vestige of an item level function that was never implemented.
Anonymous No.535330237
Tf2 sprays if they were real
Anonymous No.535330873 >>535331721 >>535332837
>>535330038
this is 100% BS
Anonymous No.535331140
>>535330038
this is 100% fact
Anonymous No.535331345
>>535330038
this is 100% plausible
Anonymous No.535331631 >>535331848 >>535333003
Levels and craft numbers were soul. Grades are completely soulless.
Anonymous No.535331694
>>535330038
that’s bullshit but I believe it
Anonymous No.535331721 >>535332159 >>535332218 >>535332697 >>535333028 >>535333612 >>535333807
>>535330873
What do you think the item set bonuses were if not a way to test the waters for RPG mechanics like leveling? Early on, Valve wanted TF2 to be a grinding game, at least partially.
Anonymous No.535331735
>>535330038
this is 100% sexo
Anonymous No.535331848 >>535332074 >>535332160 >>535332460
>>535331631
>my slop was better than your slop
Anonymous No.535332053
>>535328250
Anonymous No.535332074
>>535331848
This but unironically
Anonymous No.535332159 >>535332731
>>535331721
Anonymous No.535332160
>>535331848
This but ironically
Anonymous No.535332218 >>535332731
>>535331721
Anonymous No.535332460 >>535411743
>>535331848
The main difference between the two is that community applied value to the levels and craft numbers themselves whereas grades are us being told what the perceived value of the item should be based on their given grade
Anonymous No.535332697
>>535331721
Anorexia is hot.
Anonymous No.535332731
>>535332159
>>535332218
Samefagging diddy pdf files
Anonymous No.535332837
>>535330873
This pedophile retard has some of the worst takes imaginable, it's baffling
Anonymous No.535333003
>>535331631
Grades are so retarded and should have never been added. Its just an excuse to add ugly shit that doesn't fit in the game. And you almost have the same odds of unboxing an unusual as unboxing an elite but there's so many elites worth like 30 ref and you can't even do anything with them.
Anonymous No.535333028 >>535334064
>>535331721
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.535333510 >>535333567
roundhouse kick janny into active sentry guns
Anonymous No.535333567
>>535333510
this so much this
Anonymous No.535333612
>>535330038
is completely right, even years later they didn't know what they wanted outta the game. that's why TF2 is its own thing
>>535331721
sexoooooooo spotted
but also why dont jannies just delete the image instead of the whole post?
Anonymous No.535333807
>>535331721
uuoohhhhhh i love little girls
Anonymous No.535334064 >>535334209
>>535333028
Tranime just can't stop losing today
Anonymous No.535334209 >>535334427
>>535334064
Careful they'll have a melty
Anonymous No.535334427 >>535334624 >>535335015 >>535335029 >>535336598
>>535334209
Anonymous No.535334547 >>535334780 >>535336829
Tomorrow.
Anonymous No.535334624
>>535334427
based
Anonymous No.535334780
>>535334547
it's goin downnn
Anonymous No.535335015
>>535334427
Thought this was G from SFV for a second
Rick May No.535335029 >>535335315
>>535334427
cringe
Anonymous No.535335315 >>535335428
>>535335029
He would hate anime.
Rick May No.535335428 >>535335546
>>535335315
Not true
Dennis Bateman No.535335546
>>535335428
Nu-uh
Reaction Image Poster No.535336140
What’s going on now
Anonymous No.535336598 >>535337957
>>535334427
Ultra cringe
Anonymous No.535336829 >>535337629
>>535334547
Soldier is my most played class and i've never learnt "trolldier". I can't use the market gardener. I never use the rocket jumper. I do not use the "funny loadouts". I play the game and i have fun. Dont need the gimmicks. Hope you LGBT "trolldier freaks have a gamemode for normal people like me someday.
Anonymous No.535337048 >>535337352 >>535343374 >>535353378
>45 minutes of russoids and soiteens on hydro
shut down the server zesty
Anonymous No.535337161 >>535337352
god help me if my lasting legacy are people arguing about anime using my name
Anonymous No.535337352 >>535343551
>>535337048
>hydro
yay
>annoying niggas on VC
well i guess that balances things. hope some of the sprays are good.
>>535337161
>people
it's literally the same nigga talking to himself pretending to be three people. thank god no one will miss him when he dies.
Anonymous No.535337629
>>535336829
I'm absolute garbo at trolldier myself, nearly free byes this weekend.
Anonymous No.535337772
Sun Tzu said that.
Anonymous No.535337803 >>535337907
curious how the "tf2 is just about having fun bro" people are the ones absolutelly seething when they see somebody having fun in a way they dont endorse
Anonymous No.535337907 >>535338229
>>535337803
huh?
Dennis Bateman No.535337957
>>535336598
I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
Anonymous No.535338090 >>535338318 >>535338489 >>535338881
anyone who posts about transgender, good or bad, outside of /lgbt/ should be executed quite expeditiously
Anonymous No.535338229 >>535338526
>>535337907
>zesty and his fans having a meltdown over people enjoying the community-made version of Pass Time or the community-made comp ruleset
Anonymous No.535338318
>>535338090
truth nuke
Anonymous No.535338420 >>535338801 >>535340668 >>535341774 >>535343784
I hecking love the FaN
Anonymous No.535338489 >>535338634 >>535338885
>>535338090
Should we start with you
Anonymous No.535338526
>>535338229
huh?
Sun Tzu No.535338589
糟糕的玩家获得的收益很少,而友好的玩家则一无所获。
Anonymous No.535338634
>>535338489
>ios filename
you are dirt beneath my feet and once i hit submit on this post you will cease to exist
Anonymous No.535338801
>>535338420
>cleaver and fish
meta slaves could never
Anonymous No.535338881 >>535338940
>>535338090
i love team fortress two and my beautiful tranny wife
Anonymous No.535338885 >>535339192 >>535339695 >>535339881 >>535340376 >>535340418 >>535340501 >>535340838 >>535341021 >>535341735 >>535345845
>>535338489
I think we should start with the Cream gangbang instead
Anonymous No.535338940
>>535338881
same except my wife is normal but im glad you're happy
Anonymous No.535339192
>>535338885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
Anonymous No.535339695
>>535338885
Literally this
Anonymous No.535339881
>>535338885
many are saying this
Anonymous No.535340376
>>535338885
this post wins the thread
Anonymous No.535340418
>>535338885
best post ITT
Anonymous No.535340501
>>535338885
kek true
Anonymous No.535340668
>>535338420
finally some gameplay
Anonymous No.535340817 >>535341118 >>535341679 >>535341774 >>535342737 >>535343784
Ignore the chat though
Anonymous No.535340838
>>535338885
Put me in the screencap
Anonymous No.535340927
Guys I'm watching a Disney film right now and the villain is literally just the Sniper?
Anonymous No.535341021 >>535342397
>>535338885
Zesty here, I deserve first dibs on Cream's pussy.
Anonymous No.535341118
>>535340817
Nicer frags, good use of interiors to keep them in place for followups. Sadly I glanced at the chat and will be making Vivi my wife.
Anonymous No.535341679
>>535340817
MA
I'M READING CHAT
Rick May No.535341735 >>535342397
>>535338885
Creaming on Cream’s control points after capturing control point c on cp_junction
Anonymous No.535341774 >>535342017
>>535338420
>>535340817
>talking about anal, gooning, and chastity cages
Least gay NA server
Anonymous No.535342017 >>535342449
>>535341774
community servers do be like dat doe! this is what e-celebcels like zesty call the golden age of tf2, this is what quickplay servers are all like
Anonymous No.535342242
Why does the Backburner do full crits, but the Back Scatter only does mini-crits?
Anonymous No.535342397
>>535341021
>>535341735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
Anonymous No.535342449
>>535342017
Thank god based casual keeps me away from these degenerates. Bet you can't even post demofloyd on community servers geg.
Anonymous No.535342737
>>535340817
>pulls out melee to finish someone off
>keeps it out to go gambling
I do this
Anonymous No.535343374
>>535337048
I was playing on Zesty's server this week and it was just edgy all chat retards arguing about politics with each other instead of playing.

Zesty needs to fix that shit, get a janny. The Furry Pound is literally better than his servers and yet he's the one who makes video essays about the integrity of the game. I can't take anything he says seriously.
Anonymous No.535343551 >>535344030
>>535337352
there is a very good rei spray on right now
Anonymous No.535343784
>>535340817
>>535338420
reminder to never let your son play tf2, or he will be exposed to the degeneracy you see in that chat.
Anonymous No.535344030 >>535344395
>>535343551
can I see?
Anonymous No.535344052
playing pubs or casual tf2 is like driving on a regular road, you can park at any time, you can take it easy, you're not competing

playing comp tf2 is like applying for a track day. Wether its a real competition or just a "track day", you're expected to give it full focus

Wether youre a huge car fan or you just happen to own one, you're bound to at least have driven a car casually, but if you REALLY like cars, you're likely to want to try the pro thing at least once
Anonymous No.535344395 >>535344505
>>535344030
I don't think it's appropriate for a blue board
Anonymous No.535344505 >>535344771 >>535345693
>>535344395
that's why god invented catbox
Anonymous No.535344605 >>535344924 >>535345494 >>535345950
demo places stickies: hilarity ensues
Anonymous No.535344771 >>535344924 >>535346309
>>535344505
God isn't real though.
Anonymous No.535344924
>>535344771
he is real and his name is heavy weapons guy
>>535344605
you love to see it happen
Anonymous No.535345494
>>535344605
>tfw I finally got my first AND second arrow reflect kill yesterday in the same match
:D
Anonymous No.535345693 >>535345862 >>535345898 >>535346431 >>535346597 >>535346801 >>535347935
>>535344505
it'd probably be fine on second thought but whatever
https://files.catbox.moe/5w6bcl.png
Anonymous No.535345845
>>535338885
we agree
Anonymous No.535345862
>>535345693
Anonymous No.535345898
>>535345693
hot
Anonymous No.535345950
>>535344605
>that last frame
D:
Anonymous No.535346309 >>535346593
>>535344771
Reddit is that way xir
Anonymous No.535346431
>>535345693
Anonymous No.535346593
>>535346309
This ain't a christian site.
Anonymous No.535346597
>>535345693
I think I'll be joining zesty's servers more often
Anonymous No.535346801
>>535345693
Pregnancy is hot.
Anonymous No.535347097 >>535348345
>die in tf2
>killcam zoom in reveals mosquito on my monitor
Anonymous No.535347935
>>535345693
Anonymous No.535348345
>>535347097
pics or it didn't happen
Anonymous No.535350805
Me on heavy beheading scout troons
Anonymous No.535351179 >>535351328
*meatshots u* 8) next time eat a salad
Anonymous No.535351328
>>535351179
you want me to eat a salad give me meats? i do not get this
Anonymous No.535353378
>>535337048
>soifags infesting castaway finally fucked off to other servers
nice
Anonymous No.535355746 >>535356465
dead game
dead general
Anonymous No.535356465 >>535357293 >>535359459 >>535361545
>>535355746
This is better than having the fempyro schizo sperging out
Anonymous No.535357118 >>535357430 >>535357938 >>535361605
R8 my syringe gun reworks
Anonymous No.535357293 >>535357695
>>535356465
but you're schizoing out to make up for it
Anonymous No.535357430
>>535357118
blutsauger is way too powerfull, that would make a medic vs pyro duel medic-sided
Anonymous No.535357695 >>535357786 >>535357873
>>535357293
Don't start now sister, you were doing so good
Anonymous No.535357786 >>535358064
>>535357695
you started already bro you brought up the voices in your head without anyone asking
Anonymous No.535357873 >>535358064
>>535357695
he's right, you need to stop letting him live rent free in your head
Anonymous No.535357938 >>535361869
>>535357118
Just re-read your shit, that would actually make the blutsauger the most powerfull weapon in tf2
Anonymous No.535358064 >>535358516
>>535357786
>>535357873
nta but can you stop sperging out now
Anonymous No.535358315 >>535358527 >>535365549
Have a frag-filled Friday. Get those map submissions in.
Anonymous No.535358516 >>535358592 >>535358681 >>535358763
>>535358064
>nta but
uh oh he's samefagging already, I think that's a new record
Anonymous No.535358527
>>535358315
thanks bro
Anonymous No.535358592
>>535358516
kek I think it is
Anonymous No.535358681
>>535358516
retard
Anonymous No.535358686 >>535359191
what even is the difference between these two mods
Anonymous No.535358763 >>535358937
>>535358516
>Schizoing out on an innocent person
Blud
Anonymous No.535358937 >>535359012
>>535358763
I know I can't believe you schizo'd out at a dude who just said the thread was dead
you really need to get help and stop letting the fempyroGOD win
Anonymous No.535359012 >>535359136 >>535359163 >>535359174
>>535358937
Uhuh... Cool down you're melting
Anonymous No.535359136 >>535359271
>>535359012
shhh let him go, his meltying keeps this thread alive. he does it for free.
Anonymous No.535359163 >>535359271
>>535359012
that's all on you my dude next time don't bring up your boyfriend when the thread is dead and we won't laugh at you
Anonymous No.535359174 >>535359331
>>535359012
nta but that's all you
Anonymous No.535359191
>>535358686
one is demofloydpilled the other one is fempyropilled
Anonymous No.535359271
>>535359136
True

>>535359163
>The voices in your head laughing
Anonymous No.535359308 >>535364565
COMMUNITY NEWS
>Pre-Fortress 2 now has a steam page
This mod aims to revive the content and feel from the pre-release TF2 beta: Grenades, older versions of maps, and so on.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3555120/PreFortress_2/
>Pass Fortress' first devblog released
This mod aims to bring more features to the community-ran 4v4 Pass Time gamemode. The community version of passtime adds new rules to the mode and is set in smaller maps with smaller player counts in order to bring a more fun experience to the gamemode. Its consistently more popular than valve's official version of Pass Time
https://passtime.tf/news/blogone
Anonymous No.535359331
>>535359174
trvke
Anonymous No.535359459 >>535359521 >>535359769
>>535356465
Anonymous No.535359521
>>535359459
It's that easy lol
Anonymous No.535359585 >>535359740 >>535359779 >>535359802 >>535359854 >>535363026
*taps the sign*
>>535228389
Anonymous No.535359740
>>535359585
uh oh
he still hasn't answered btw
Anonymous No.535359769
>>535359459
Guys a narcissist, it's unfortunate how effective it is
Anonymous No.535359779 >>535360210
>>535359585
it's sad to think the thread would be on page 10 without this schizo samefag ranting about hating fempyro and anime
Anonymous No.535359802 >>535359972
>>535359585
based anti pedo poster
Anonymous No.535359854
>>535359585
TRVTHNVKE alert
Anonymous No.535359972
>>535359802
Literally
Anonymous No.535360210 >>535360287 >>535360485 >>535360530 >>535360546 >>535360892 >>535361120
>>535359779
There's nothing wrong with fempyro I just don't find females in gas masks attractive.
Anonymous No.535360287 >>535361014
>>535360210
That's pretty normal to not find it attractive, it sounds like you're not desensitized to sex.
Anonymous No.535360485 >>535360557 >>535360669 >>535360832 >>535360941 >>535361101 >>535361297 >>535363113 >>535384229
>>535360210
tastelet
Anonymous No.535360530 >>535360696
>>535360210
That's fair, it's weird to be so obsessed with hating it that you invent a voice in your head like the other guy though
Anonymous No.535360546 >>535360742 >>535361014
>>535360210
Based non porn addict
Anonymous No.535360557
>>535360485
based mask enjoyer
Anonymous No.535360669
>>535360485
buh-based
Anonymous No.535360696
>>535360530
?
Anonymous No.535360742 >>535361014
>>535360546
Trvke
Anonymous No.535360832 >>535360896 >>535361101
>>535360485
Kill yourself, cogsucker. /tf2g/ has no place for clankers. Human grit always beats robot magic.
Anonymous No.535360892
>>535360210
Anonymous No.535360896 >>535361014
>>535360832
There's furry creatures int here too, its just porn addled brain bait
Anonymous No.535360941
>>535360485
Keep yourself safe, robotenjoyer. /tf2g/ has plenty of room for robofuckers. Human inguinity has led to the creation of our robot friends.
Anonymous No.535361014 >>535361164 >>535362618
>>535360287
>>535360546
>>535360742
>>535360896
based samefag!
Anonymous No.535361101 >>535379594
>>535360485
my least favorite part about masked woman art is when they make the mask expressive
that defeats the point of having a mask at all
>>535360832
leave it to reddit to find a way to make racism lame and gay
Anonymous No.535361120 >>535361297
>>535360210
Your crown is heavy king.
Anonymous No.535361164
>>535361014
Retard
Anonymous No.535361297 >>535361362 >>535361481 >>535361574
>>535361120
meant for
>>535360485
Anonymous No.535361362
>>535361297
Nope, porn addicts are peasants.
Anonymous No.535361481
>>535361297
yeah, he clearly quoted the wrong post
Anonymous No.535361545 >>535362146
>>535356465
This really set him off huh
Anonymous No.535361574
>>535361297
truth nuke
Anonymous No.535361605
>>535357118
Every syringe gun should reload passively
Also each needle should heal your allies by 1HP if it comes into contact with them
Anonymous No.535361869
>>535357938
i specifically stated that the syringes don't get the mad milk
Anonymous No.535362146
>>535361545
unfortunately
Anonymous No.535362618 >>535362970
>>535361014
note that he doesn't deny it anymore lol
Anonymous No.535362970 >>535363026
>>535362618
Calling someone a samefag when you're the actual samefag is just projection at this point man, are you tired of meltying yet. Retard.
Anonymous No.535363026 >>535363110
>>535362970
you can't pretend anymore bro
>>535359585
Anonymous No.535363110 >>535363161 >>535363214 >>535363280
>>535363026
Based anon is all I'm seeing
Anonymous No.535363113
>>535360485
I like real life girls.
Anonymous No.535363161
>>535363110
that's what im saying!!
Anonymous No.535363214 >>535363318
>>535363110
calling yourself based is cringe schizokun
Anonymous No.535363280 >>535364506
>>535363110
>based pedo
huh, hmm...
Anonymous No.535363318 >>535365049
>>535363214
Im not the fempyro schizo, quit melting now
Anonymous No.535364506
>>535363280
esl kun... reading comp..
Anonymous No.535364565
>>535359308
>Coming soon
Anonymous No.535365049 >>535365296
>>535363318
you're the only one who's been melting blud you're letting the voices win
Anonymous No.535365296
>>535365049
Uhuh, you tell yourself that
Anonymous No.535365549 >>535366725
>>535358315
I'm trying to work on my map but I'm having trouble making the waves
Anonymous No.535366725 >>535377863
>>535365549
You can use mvm.tf fellow mapbro
Anonymous No.535367096 >>535368000
Imagine masked shupos...
Anonymous No.535367470
*imagines*
woah...
Anonymous No.535367898
I can't imagine it, i'm not a degenerate.
Anonymous No.535368000
>>535367096
shupos in red latex suits
Anonymous No.535368041 >>535368572 >>535368826 >>535369769
What is with all the suggestive anime stuff? Is the /tf2g/ always like this, or is it just this post? This is the tf2 general, right?
Anonymous No.535368078
shupo sex
Anonymous No.535368248
>I can't imagine it
Anonymous No.535368504 >>535368617
Imagining yourself pushing an apple in your ass and squeezing until it turns into mush is the level 0
Anonymous No.535368572 >>535369232 >>535371458
>>535368041
>Is the /tf2g/ always like this
Yes, in fact the whole site is "like this". I believe it's called culture, you should look it up if you want to learn more.
Anonymous No.535368617 >>535373675
>>535368504
I’ve done a banana before does that count for anything
Anonymous No.535368826 >>535369232
>>535368041
yes tf2g has always had anime in it
Anonymous No.535368845 >>535368972 >>535369145
Gay redditors can't be that dumb, can they?
Anonymous No.535368972
>>535368845
This is 100% a bait post fishing for replies
Anonymous No.535369145
>>535368845
You're kinda dumb
Anonymous No.535369232 >>535369482
>>535368826
>>535368572
Thanks for the replies, anons.
Anonymous No.535369482
>>535369232
you're welcome man
Anonymous No.535369769 >>535370087 >>535371228
>>535368041
It varies, but the faggots come out the woodworks sometimes
Anonymous No.535370087 >>535370398
>>535369769
Metaphorical fags or literal fags
Anonymous No.535370398 >>535370604
>>535370087
*unzips cock* you tell me
Anonymous No.535370604 >>535371526 >>535371830 >>535373672 >>535373832
>>535370398
*there's blood all over the floor* uh... you were supposed to unzip your pants not your cock, you are BLEEDING!
Anonymous No.535371228
>>535369769
Unfortunate
Anonymous No.535371458 >>535373981
>>535368572
Most of the site isn't like this.
Anonymous No.535371526
>>535370604
AAAAAAA MEEEEEEEM
Anonymous No.535371830
>>535370604
MEDIIIIIC
Anonymous No.535372845 >>535373981 >>535374385 >>535375212 >>535391470 >>535417519
And to think people say I only frag newbies
Anonymous No.535373672
>>535370604
He split his wiener open right down the middle!
Anonymous No.535373675 >>535374308
>>535368617
which digimon is this
Anonymous No.535373832 >>535374258
>>535370604
(voice) scout: he punched out all my blood from my penis!
Anonymous No.535373981 >>535375186
>>535371458
That's what I've found as well.
Thanks for the input, anon.
>>535372845
What map is that? It looks super pretty!
Anonymous No.535374258
>>535373832
lol
Anonymous No.535374308 >>535374415
>>535373675
Meowscarada!
Anonymous No.535374385
>>535372845
AKF Pyro took 30, push
Anonymous No.535374415 >>535375091
>>535374308
that's not a digimon
Anonymous No.535375048 >>535378702
It's nuts how there's not a single nessie cosmetic for the demolitionman
Anonymous No.535375091 >>535375342
>>535374415
Oh I thought you were trying to be funny
Anonymous No.535375186
>>535373981
citadel. a new payload map that uses a tank you can place buildings on and attach sticky bombs to as its cart.
Anonymous No.535375212 >>535380242 >>535416781
>>535372845
I'm glad you kept in getting backstabbed
I for one enjoy clips that have the person eat shit after feeding shit to the enemy immensely
Anonymous No.535375342 >>535378459
>>535375091
i don't joke about digimon
Anonymous No.535377863 >>535378409
>>535366725
Very cool thanks mvmbro
Anonymous No.535378385 >>535378987 >>535379549
What class/loadout lets me experience this?
Anonymous No.535378409
>>535377863
No prob bob
Anonymous No.535378459
>>535375342
You'd know that meowscarada is nothing like any Digimon in that case
Anonymous No.535378702
>>535375048
They should make one where it's Nessie but coming out of his bum bum and it's all brown instead of green. That would be quite humorous and fitting to the artstyle
Anonymous No.535378987
>>535378385
Scout
Anonymous No.535379527 >>535379673 >>535379709
Good weekend to everybody except the pedophiles, and remember
DEMQFLQYD VVQN
Anonymous No.535379549
>>535378385
Castaway crit a cola + bfb.
Anonymous No.535379594
>>535361101
>t. Gear chucker
Anonymous No.535379673
>>535379527
Anonymous No.535379709 >>535379862
>>535379527
You're an impostor, we all know the real DF poster is in favor of pedophilia.
Anonymous No.535379862 >>535381573 >>535382457
>>535379709
Demofloyd hates degenerates/porn addicts (lolicons/pedos). He's an oldfag who just wants TF2 to retvrn to its former glory.
Anonymous No.535379897 >>535380203
Real Demofloyd poster here, just got back from Epstein’s island. What’s all the hubbub? Someone seems to have impersonated me for the past few months. Harumph!
Anonymous No.535380109
You were good son, real good! Maybe even the best.
Anonymous No.535380203
>>535379897
this checks out
Anonymous No.535380242 >>535380996
>>535375212
Sometimes the fails are even better than the frags
Blessed !ViVASPAL.. No.535380675 >>535381068 >>535382246 >>535383620 >>535383683 >>535383820 >>535385105 >>535385363 >>535388735 >>535418998
Hey guys, it's me, Blessed's pal again. Just thought you'd all like to know that BlessedViva got arrested for having a gigantic stash of child pornography. Even stuff with infants, dogs, infants with dogs, real sick satanic shit.
Anonymous No.535380996 >>535382273
>>535380242
I'd hate myself for not det jumping away
Anonymous No.535381068
>>535380675
this also checks out
Anonymous No.535381292 >>535382214
>go apeshit because scorch shot sometimes hit a person twice
>thinks a guaranteed crit is fine because the enemy is on fire and you had to aim with the flare gun
yeah, tftubers are retarded
Anonymous No.535381573
>>535379862
Based
Anonymous No.535382214 >>535382385 >>535385736
>>535381292
>The scorchshot is le bad because it functions like a primary weapon
>Meanwhile the shotgun is literally a primary weapon
Anonymous No.535382246
>>535380675
are you
are you serious
Anonymous No.535382273 >>535383920
>>535380996
That seems a bit extreme. I usually play TF2 at night before I go to bed, so I think my brain just stopped and I forgot I didn't have airblast/was expecting him to fire another rifle shot.
Anonymous No.535382385
>>535382214
As someone who started using the Panic Attack more, it's absurd just how much better that is for killing people in close range and not the flamethrower
Anonymous No.535382457 >>535430050
>>535379862
>He's an oldfag
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.535383620
>>535380675
I doubt anyone is surprised to hear that guy's a degenerate freak
Anonymous No.535383683
>>535380675
I gonna miss blessed that one meme of him at the register was funny and it was funny how mad it made him. Now it’s just tears in rain
Anonymous No.535383820
>>535380675
Anonymous No.535383920
>>535382273
>Be me playing pyro
>Round a corner and see a crit pill or rocket coming right at me from miles away
>Just think "what an asshole"
>Don't even bother trying to reflect despite having ages to do so
I don't know why I'm like this
Anonymous No.535384229 >>535385103
>>535360485
i too like hot female
Anonymous No.535385103
>>535384229
Not just hot females, anon
Hot females in face covering masks or helmets!
TF2CutContent !!HfZSGn6Z9D1 No.535385105
>>535380675
jesus fucking christ what the actual fuck
Anonymous No.535385257
>dispenser didn't take 20
Anonymous No.535385363
>>535380675
ok cool
go away now please
Anonymous No.535385736
>>535382214
The Shotgun doesn't do 80 damage per shot with splash at infinite range with no fall-off with a faster projectile and reload speed than the Rocket Launcher.
Anonymous No.535385969
Something about Hardwood just gives me a negative emotional aura
Anonymous No.535386240 >>535386515
scorch shot bad
My favorite class? Sniper, of course, why do you ask?
Anonymous No.535386515 >>535386723
>>535386240
They can just equip the danger shield and practically ignore its effects though
Anonymous No.535386723 >>535392000
>>535386515
And lose my free instakill at close ranges? Fat chance
Anonymous No.535387084 >>535388185
I wish the damn weapon didn't rotate in the war paint viewer
I just want to see how a pattern looks from a specific angle
Anonymous No.535387273
I can't stop listening to ai TF2 sings konosuba ed 2 what does this mean
Anonymous No.535388106
i hate my father like the administrator hates zepheniah mann
Anonymous No.535388185 >>535388585
>>535387084
There's a console command to stop it rotating. tf_item_inspect_model_auto_spin 0
Anonymous No.535388192 >>535388445 >>535388468 >>535388914
i jork my penits too bbw fempyro
Anonymous No.535388445
>>535388192
Anonymous No.535388468
>>535388192
zased
Anonymous No.535388585 >>535388846
>>535388185
Anon I love you
Anonymous No.535388735
>>535380675
i played a match against him on badwaters and won
Anonymous No.535388846 >>535388915
>>535388585
O-Oh... you're welcome
I make war paints so I was already familiar with that command
Anonymous No.535388914 >>535389072 >>535389628
>>535388192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
Anonymous No.535388915 >>535389054
>>535388846
You better be making GOOD war paints and not STINKY GARBAGE ones that nobody likes
Anonymous No.535389054 >>535389490
>>535388915
I'd like to think I do yeah
Anonymous No.535389072
>>535388914
I'll never argue otherwise
Anonymous No.535389490 >>535389793
>>535389054
Oh then keep up the good work
Anonymous No.535389628
>>535388914
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav
Anonymous No.535389793
>>535389490
Thanks anon
Anonymous No.535389909 >>535390461
>Good morning sirs
Anonymous No.535390461
>>535389909
Good morning
Paper Shredder No.535390953 >>535391574
Hi Teri!
Anonymous No.535391240 >>535391359 >>535391381 >>535391426 >>535391574 >>535391643 >>535393303
its over...
Anonymous No.535391359 >>535393198
>>535391240
It's okay cream some sex will cheer you up
Major Crits No.535391381 >>535393198
>>535391240
Sex with this rabbit after delivering the bomb.
Anonymous No.535391426
>>535391240
cream no.....
Anonymous No.535391470
>>535372845
Unironically if they release more taunt kill taunts for classes I actually I play I may have to get them
Anonymous No.535391574
>>535390953
No
>>535391240
Neat
Anonymous No.535391643
>>535391240
where's the... you know...
Anonymous No.535392000
>>535386723
u already have one on your primary lil bro
Anonymous No.535393198
>>535391359
>>535391381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
Anonymous No.535393303
>>535391240
cream sexo
Anonymous No.535393758 >>535393901 >>535394015 >>535394397
Why is /tf2g/ so mentally sick?
Anonymous No.535393843 >>535394143 >>535394703
why is the sniper poster so reddit?
Anonymous No.535393901
>>535393758
Unrestricted access to the Internet.
Anonymous No.535394015
>>535393758
Seeing certain movies at very impressionable ages
Anonymous No.535394143
>>535393843
much like most zoomers, he's a victim of millenial reddit parents, he was raised that way
Anonymous No.535394397
>>535393758
it has been 8 years since the last actual valve update, you have to be mentally ill to keep caring at this point
>but the mvm update announcement
they didn't even want to bother making missions (the.. gameplay) why would anyone have hope for that
Anonymous No.535394703
>>535393843
He hopped off the boat from reddit when the signanon screen cap circulated there
Anonymous No.535394854 >>535394969
We need more Olivia Mann in here
Anonymous No.535394969 >>535395259 >>535396279
>>535394854
agreed
Anonymous No.535395183 >>535395292 >>535396135
We need more Fempyro in here
Anonymous No.535395259
>>535394969
>Anime version
Cringe
Anonymous No.535395292
>>535395183
agreed
Anonymous No.535396065 >>535396250
We need more Miss Pauling in here
Anonymous No.535396135 >>535396437
>>535395183
Ain't that the truth
Anonymous No.535396151 >>535396318
We need more shupo here
Anonymous No.535396250
>>535396065
a Miss Pauling is fine too
Anonymous No.535396279
>>535394969
>Anime version
Based
Anonymous No.535396318 >>535396374 >>535396998
>>535396151
Agreed
https://files.catbox.moe/iiuhfk.png
Anonymous No.535396374
>>535396318
woa...
Anonymous No.535396414 >>535396935
Deploy a fempyro HERE!
Anonymous No.535396437
>>535396135
hell yeah brother
Anonymous No.535396935
>>535396414
mmphspencerhereph
Anonymous No.535396998
>>535396318
BIG shupos right there
Anonymous No.535398454 >>535399657
Sniper needs MAC-10, a compact, blowback operated machine pistol/submachine gun that was developed by Gordon Ingram in 1964 and chambered in either .45 ACP or 9mm.
Anonymous No.535399171 >>535399598 >>535400063 >>535404179
Which merc was flanderized by the comics the hardest and why was it the scout?
Anonymous No.535399487 >>535399547
Pyro needs 400 HP and to deal 5x fall damage on whoever they land on passively
Anonymous No.535399547 >>535399747
>>535399487
And it needs to have a lengthy death animation where you see her ass on your face when it happens
Anonymous No.535399598
>>535399171
Desu I thought soldier suffered the most
TF2CutContent !!HfZSGn6Z9D1 No.535399657 >>535400527
>>535398454
Scout was going to get a MAC-10 originally.
Anonymous No.535399747
>>535399547
It'll be the duration of your respawn timer
Minimum 5 seconds regardless of server settings
Anonymous No.535400063
>>535399171
Pretty much all three of the offense classes
Anonymous No.535400527
>>535399657
Should have given it to the Sniper as an alternative to the SMG.
Anonymous No.535402067 >>535402334
Admit it
If this were a classic halloween hat you'd say it was a great example of the classic tf2 humor and soulful
Anonymous No.535402085
>2000+20+5
>still no real life medigun
DOC COME ON MAN
Anonymous No.535402334
>>535402067
If it were a classic hat it'd be halloween restricted and tied to a halloween achievement.
Anonymous No.535402421
were there any imbeciles here that denied spy was scouts father, before the comics came out?
Anonymous No.535402862
i fucking love 6s
Anonymous No.535403707
>heavy mains when the medic takes a slight bit of damage
Anonymous No.535403951 >>535404957
>overhealed Scout main
I hate this thing so fucking much
Anonymous No.535404179
>>535399171
All of them.
Early comics show the mercs as sociopathic killers. That last arc made them all nice fluffy
Anonymous No.535404957
>>535403951
it's quite wack how 1 change made pub medics go from "medics don't heal scouts" to "oh shit a overhealed scout is really strong"
Anonymous No.535405643 >>535405806
>Take damage as Heavy
>MEDIC!
>DOCTOR!
>MEDIC!
>Nothing
>Fall back and start eating
>The INSTANT I start eating a Medic spawns out of nowhere and heals me
Why does this happen so often
Anonymous No.535405806 >>535405905
>>535405643
BECAUSE IM BUSY HEALING THE FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE FIRST. I CANT BE EVERYWHERE
Anonymous No.535405905 >>535405972 >>535406060
>>535405806
But why you gotta heal me when I’m already eating, now I just wasted Sandvich :(
Anonymous No.535405972 >>535406293
>>535405905
Maybe next time eat a salad
Anonymous No.535406060 >>535406293
>>535405905
Because I want to overheal you and Im not waiting until you finish your goddamn sandwich, fatman
Anonymous No.535406214 >>535406306
Are there graphical issues that arise when you go beyond 1080P?
Anonymous No.535406293 >>535406509
>>535405972
Heavy doesn’t have a salad secondary tho
>>535406060
But then YOU don’t have a sandvich if you need healing and might die
Anonymous No.535406306
>>535406214
I play at 1440p and have no issues
Anonymous No.535406413 >>535406702 >>535406805
>Trying to catch the spy on the backline who keeps sapping our teleporters
>Medic randomly runs back from the front to uber me
>I start running toward the front
>Uber runs out before we encounter anyone
>Medic calls me a retard
Who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous No.535406509 >>535406836
>>535406293
then dont eat the goddamnit sandvich before i reach you, fattie.
Anonymous No.535406645
Niggas who call Soldier Solly be like:
>I’m gonna Rocky Jumpy
>Med droppy uby
Anonymous No.535406679
Meddy tooky twenty
Anonymous No.535406702
>>535406413
the medic was the dumbass here for failing his uber time management.
(though I need more context)
Anonymous No.535406805
>>535406413
He probably saw the spy and panicked but you didn't see him
Anonymous No.535406836 >>535407027
>>535406509
You’re the second fastest class nigga, get those German legs moving, chop chop
Anonymous No.535406946
Why is there a fridgy on middy
Anonymous No.535407027
>>535406836
I would if I wasnt busy healing all the other people that are spamming the medic key. wait your turn
Anonymous No.535407060
3 locations…3 monumental payoffs…
Anonymous No.535407167 >>535407630
Scouty
Solly
Flammy
Blowy
Heavy
Engy
Meddy
Snipy
Sappy
Anonymous No.535407190 >>535407380 >>535407676
rip mobster
Anonymous No.535407294
You mean Mobsty
Anonymous No.535407332
good night~
Anonymous No.535407380 >>535407516
>>535407190
My dad works for the mobstah and he said Valve is adding the robstah as part of the MVM update.
Anonymous No.535407516
>>535407380
Well My dad works for valve and he said valve is adding mobstahclaus as part of the christmas update.
Anonymous No.535407609
The Mobstah Bunny…for the new spring update…
Anonymous No.535407630
>>535407167
>Flammy
>not Pyry
>Blowy
>not Demmy
Anonymous No.535407676 >>535407878 >>535407940 >>535408143
>>535407190
>mobstahs popularity died because it didn't get added
maybe it wasn't so good after all...
Anonymous No.535407754
Demmy on the pointy took fiddy
Anonymous No.535407764
The skeleton mobstah update...coming for the new 2025 halloween update
Anonymous No.535407793
Uh oh…
Do I smell solly baby diaper?
Anonymous No.535407848 >>535408027
sex with femmypyry
Anonymous No.535407878
>>535407676
its so over, mobsterbros
Anonymous No.535407940 >>535408143 >>535408192
>>535407676
>implying it wouldn’t have died a week after launch like with the maps they added
Anonymous No.535408027 >>535408097
>>535407848
cummies in femmypyry
Anonymous No.535408093
Mr. Mobstah? Mr. Jesus sends his regards.
Anonymous No.535408097 >>535408341
>>535408027
plappy the femmypyry
Anonymous No.535408143
>>535407940
>>535407676
>gets added in
>people enjoy it for a few weeks
>it slowly and then fully dies
>it rots in alternative game modes
grim but true
Anonymous No.535408192
>>535407940
It would have lasted longer for having a unique gimmick, zombie infection and VSH lasted a good while
Anonymous No.535408253
Mobstah took twenty
Anonymous No.535408341
>>535408097
impreggy the femmypyry
Anonymous No.535408389 >>535409639
If valve wanted the alternate gamemodes to be alive then valve should have enabled the search alternative gamemodes on, in the first place. But valve doesnt and makes the player select it first.
Anonymous No.535408880 >>535409145 >>535409424 >>535413930
>This used to be considered one of the most revolting hats in the game
I want to go back
Anonymous No.535409145
>>535408880
I have a friend who used to wear an unusual one of those. He would wear it with the steel jaw of summer fun and I'd call it robo hitler.
Anonymous No.535409406 >>535409440
Demoman is... a pimp!
Anonymous No.535409424
>>535408880
It looks like shit but in an actually funny way.
Anonymous No.535409440
>>535409406
Yes.
Anonymous No.535409639 >>535409884
>>535408389
You wouldn't believe the number of people I've seen complaining about a given map while playing it who are surprised to learn you can save your map selection.
Anonymous No.535409884
>>535409639
Im not even suprised at this point
Anonymous No.535410170 >>535410243 >>535410406 >>535410689
What should the next op be?
I already know its gonna be that one image with the anime girls that was posted just asking for the sake of it
Anonymous No.535410243
>>535410170
It's gonna be that one image with the anime girls
Anonymous No.535410406
>>535410170
>that one image with the anime girls that was posted
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Anonymous No.535410513
>>535275445
Only some effects. Frostbite seems fine when adjusted.
Anonymous No.535410689
>>535410170
But do you know whether it will be early or not?
Anonymous No.535411743
>>535332460
The higher grades are rarer to unbox.
Anonymous No.535413930
>>535408880
why did you delete it? was it so ugly you didn't want to look at it anymore
Anonymous No.535414142 >>535415442
>search for manpower and passtime games
>its been an hr
>nothing
>search for other alt gamemodes
>5 secs later
>instantly in vsh match
hmm
Anonymous No.535415442
>>535414142
VSH has managed to stay somewhat popular because people actually wanted it
Mannpower and Passtime were always weird dev experiments no one asked for
Anonymous No.535416781
>>535375212
it helps alot, too many frag comps just feel like watching a guy jack off
Anonymous No.535417519
>>535372845
>scunt laugh
Im glad you got backstabbed
Anonymous No.535417528 >>535421416
do you fear death, jack scoutro?
Anonymous No.535417560 >>535417692 >>535417696 >>535417726 >>535417805
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2541052232?t=00h35m35s
>Viva still browses here
>he wants to refute people who post about him but he can't
>but he refuses to switch IPs because he's too morally good for that
Damn bros... we lost such a great poster and he's not coming back....
Anonymous No.535417692
>>535417560
put your trip back on viva
Anonymous No.535417696
>>535417560
>won't come back if he can't have his ebin tripcode
called it
Anonymous No.535417726
>>535417560
hello viva
Anonymous No.535417805 >>535418137 >>535418187
>>535417560
Are you still gonna watch him?
Anonymous No.535418137 >>535418164 >>535418187
>>535417805
people actually watch the fat beaner?
Anonymous No.535418164
>>535418137
I hope not
Anonymous No.535418187 >>535418278 >>535418413
>>535417805
>>535418137
I never watched him in the first place except to laugh at him for how bad he is at the game.
Anonymous No.535418278
>>535418187
fair enough
Anonymous No.535418413 >>535418990 >>535418998
>>535418187
Well that's a relief. Shame he didn't actually get locked up.
Anonymous No.535418990 >>535419352 >>535420419
>>535418413
It would be so funny to hear about a tf2ger going to jail
Anonymous No.535418998 >>535419352
>>535418413
I can only imagine how much seething this post >>535380675 generated from the real BlessedViva, he probably looked like the cobson meme while reading it.
Anonymous No.535419057 >>535419343 >>535419597
i wish my job was 6 hours instead of 8 so i could play a little tf2 everyday
Anonymous No.535419343 >>535419549
>>535419057
Get a Steamdeck and play on your lunch break
Anonymous No.535419352
>>535418990
One can hope. One can hope...
>>535418998
It's nice to think about. Glad we had one upside in this general.
Anonymous No.535419549 >>535419746
>>535419343
i only have 15 mins of lunch break and i wouldnt bother booting up tf2 for that amount of time, plus i need to eat
Anonymous No.535419597 >>535419639
>>535419057
we need to abolish full time work weeks shit SUCKS
Anonymous No.535419639
>>535419597
crit truthnuke
Anonymous No.535419641
you know theres a certain bearded german that could help you with that
Anonymous No.535419746 >>535419991
>>535419549
>i only have 15 mins of lunch break
Damn, that sucks
Anonymous No.535419991 >>535420116
>>535419746
its the best working conditions i had in my life, they actually give us hourly breaks when it gets too hot, and if its super hot we only do 4 hours instead of 8
Anonymous No.535420116 >>535420234
>>535419991
What do you do? Landscaping or something?
Anonymous No.535420234 >>535420446
>>535420116
nah its a factory and im just auxiliary
Anonymous No.535420419 >>535420652 >>535421029
>>535418990
While not a /tf2g/ user, I was vaguely acquainted with a 4chan user and early - think pre-2011 - competitive player who tried to kidnap a teenager that he edated for a couple of months. He's now in prison.
Anonymous No.535420446
>>535420234
Maybe you can play TF2 during the hourly breaks then
Anonymous No.535420652 >>535421304
>>535420419
>competitive player
That checks out
Anonymous No.535421029
>>535420419
jesus christ
Anonymous No.535421304 >>535421371
>>535420652
reminder the majority of groomers are pubbers using community servers to groom minors
Anonymous No.535421371
>>535421304
>VenusianRapper
How does it always come back to him lmao
Anonymous No.535421416 >>535421757
>>535417528
Jokes on you, the Scout doesn't have a soul.
Medic has already sold it.
Anonymous No.535421603 >>535421680
Sandman rebalance
>remove the absurd health penalty, and change it to a damage/swing speed nerf, like the atomizer and countless other melees in the game
>on baseball hit: player scout moves 30% faster for 10 seconds

That's it. It's that simple.
Anonymous No.535421680 >>535421860
>>535421603
>>on baseball hit: player scout moves 30% faster for 10 seconds
That's stupid, how does hitting someone else make Scout faster? It should stay as some effect on the enemy the stun was fine since it took skill
Anonymous No.535421757
>>535421416
he does have a jar of dirt, however
Anonymous No.535421860
>>535421680
I miss the stun bros
Anonymous No.535421873 >>535421958
>>535421856
>>535421856
>>535421856
Z + 4
Anonymous No.535421879 >>535421958
deploy a teleporter here
Anonymous No.535421958
>>535421879
alrighty then
>>535421873
Anonymous No.535430050
>>535382457
He had a gold service medal, the fempyro schizo has a bronze one. Yeah he's an oldfag. Sorry sister