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Touch Bloodstain:>>536435908

doge?

LIBRAOOBIES

geeg
won just fine, made it to level 14, but man. maaaaaaaaaaan. day 1 maaaaaaan

What is the best class and why is it Wylder?

>>536486036
Best stats best moveset best mobility best ult best lootpool Wylder just gets the best everything

>>536486036
But that's not Raider?

>>536485810 (OP)
I'm not a furry but...

>>536485906
amazing...It's like a dream

Wylder, Ironeye and Raider should be nerfed

im bored of dog now im queuing for heolstor

Revenant's hole should be nerfed.

>>536486621
dr manhattan

>>536486621
It's not... it's not shutting down!

>>536485906
moar

gonna play something else in 3m

>>536486551
>t. lost to Gladius as a Recluse

I got dc'd and couldn't rejoin, sorry Duchess and Raider.

gg dogbros

>>536487492
gg

>>536487492
ggs

Dogs is feeling like a solved fight at this point. When's the next nightlord?

good morning eldies

>>536486621
nobody came...

>>536487937
Heolstor but the release date is unknown

>>536487240
don't worry about it bud, I had to solo most of the fight anyway because this retarded raider thought it would be funny to use a jar cannon the entire time

>>536488660
it is funny

>>536488957
translation?

I think I've been hit by the dogs big fire explosion every single time. How the fuck do I dodge this shit. This is the only move in the game so far that I've 3 bar'd on every single time.

who are all these people on erg i dont recognize

>>536489270
circle button

>>536489471
Not that one, the big one. The biggest one. The one that hits the whole screen and looks like it can be jumped but can't I guess or I just can't figure out the timing.

>>536489347
weekend warriors
said it before the weekend is a miserable time to queue, the shit I've seen people do makes me want to pull my hair out

>>536489325
>>536489520
I love dolls

>>536489572
The explosion is fake. The thing that kills you are the fissures afterwards.

>>536489572
If you can dodge the Holestore one you can dodge this one.

>>536489572
oh that one
you have to let the sword slam into the ground first and then dodge the explosion afterwards
don't press the circle button as the sword hits the ground

>>53648876
it's not funny when you spend half the fight kissing the ground

A duchess needs to know, when the dogs merge to knot, does it get three? Or does it become three times bigger?

>>536488767
it's not funny when you spend half the fight kissing the ground

>>536488660
give his steam so I can block

>>536489892
>>536489764

>>536489648
>>536489704
>>536489743
Fucking... god damn this game for that shit.

>>536489862
My daughterwife

>most people going to Noklateo on the second day like a sensible person, killing all or most bosses and getting good loot
>last update comes out
>every single match has Noklateo
>everyone rushes to it on day one right after dropping, even when spawning on the other side. They don't ever bother with the first kills at spawn to get to level 3
>keep wasting day 1 just for the chance of some yellow shit drop

What the fuck happened? Did some popular youtuber post a "new meta" or something? I'm just quitting if I see Noklateo from now on.

>>536490052
ZAMN!!!!! DARK CHOCOLATE!!!

>>536490052
boobies
milk

>>536490052
FUUUUCKKKK

>>536490052
stroking

I'm 5 hours into a new character, I'm trying to rush to the dlc so I can replay it but I realised I need to max out my flasks, get memory stones and find the stuff for an int build, how long will it take and do you have any tips?

>tfw not good enough against doggo
bros.. I just can't do it..

>>536490858
about 10 minutes with CE

>>536490858
>flasks
an hour tops if you don't cheat them in, there's a thing in the OP rentry with routing

>>536490901
What if I want to play online

>>536490993
With whom? The game is 3.5 years old. Anyway just CE offline and then turn it back online.

I can't beat the damn mega-dogs!. What do I do?!

gg hotdog

uhh sorry for my shitty play there.

>>536491241
Context: I had another good run. Level 15, multiple holy weapon. Ironeye this time. Bunch of good items. Fairly competent team. It would have been an easy victory on normal dogs. But when mega-dogs combine into 1, it feels like there's nothing we can do except die. I've never seen its health go below 40%. and that was the best run. For most, we can only get it down to 50%

>>536490881
>>536491241
take the duchesspill
1h holy dagger and spam dodge

>>536491465
iz k

>>536489863
The knot becomes three times bigger and three separate cocks fork out from it. Nothing a good duchess can't handle...

>>536491241
Queue up now and I'll carry you

What

>>536491987
Somebody blocked somebody else.

>>536491987
>>536492049
not true, just a network error. requeue and you'll get the same people again

>>536492248
Oh yeah? *blocks you*

Can we talk about Libra's cock for a bit?

Yiff in hell

gg dog kino finish

>>536492791
i don't know what a goat penis looks like and frankly i don't want to know

>>536492791
Shut the hell up before I cave your tranny skull in maggot

>>536483264
lmao
perfect screenshot

>>536492893
looks like one of those thin mushrooms with a bulby head but reddish pink

>trying DEEP relic effects for memes on duchess
>effect that converts her into FTH goddess doesn't even reduce her int scaling so you just get a FTH/MIND buff
you can add 1 extra secondary effect per main effect right now which would make 18 effects total
IMAGINE

>raider gets grafted before Astel
>give him Godfrey axe (doesn’t pick up) and recluse Rennalas septer
>ping spam for the first time in my life the dupe machine
>they go to astel
>recluse get sacred relic sword from astel
>go to dupe machine
>raider dupe his blue great stars
>duchess looks about for a bit and leaves
>neither of them kill anything on the way out bar the dragonkin
>both go down in the final fight
What an upsetting adventure

>>536486027
nah I just R3 that shit when im at the highest point to keep momentum and get there 0.2% faster, descent takes too long

>>536492987
>>536493317
wtf are u doing

>>536493476
Do not associate my pre boss shenanigans with 3barrers

>>536493304
>sludge merchant
Maybe because you put exploding barrels near the dupe machine

i picked the slow flask for the third time in 200 games which led to many unfortunate circumstances which in turn got me tilted and i kept 3 bar'ing

>>536490697
peak

didn't get a single good item that game gg

>>536493927
that shit is only useful for ED augur desu

>>536493304
based randoms

>>536493927
>i kept 3 bar'ing
name?

>>536493304
did u win

I don't usually play Executor but fuck it let's ball, gotta find the MGR playlist now

GG Lads. Eventful run against doggy.
Parrying same enemy with bro.
Ducchess saving me and us dying in rain.
That was also pretty smooth doggy.

>>536493927
I don't mind it sometimes, but I hate the fact it's the only fucking passive on ancient gaols
I don't wanna fight Ancient Dragon or Death Rite Bird and only get that one single fucking choice

>>536492893
Libra wouldn't have a goat cock it would be like a hung humanoid cock (with a medial ring midway along the length like a horse). Black, unless it's his everdark form then white. Possibly 12-18 inches in length and easily 3-4 inches in girth.
>>536492897
You feed me a (You) everything I talk about Libra or dog cookie.

>>536494618
Revtranny?

>>536494775
No, Ironeye main.

>Got fucked bodied multiple times by bell hoontah
>bashed our heads against the wall until we won
>went on to beat everdark augar.

yippee!

>>536494395
Of course I was playing. I save my losses for erg

>retarded birdmongoloid picks up a seal and never uses it anyway with incant buff passive
>usual ironeye who never uses an ult or mark and just pretends he's helping with 150 chip damage shots against doggo
yep, blocklist, both characters are used by lowest iq trash

Three dog down! Bird strong! First try!
The split phase was horrible as guardian, but the single dog was eezy peezy

>>536491979
Sorry, I left to take a shower. I'll try erg now. I'll give it about 5 or so minutes.
I'll take ironeye, because it's probably my best means of survival. No cheaters please. I don't want the cheat kind of carry

>>536491561
Stop getting zoned and stick to the fucker better.

holy fuck what a mess huh exegang

>>536493927
it's only good for raiders and that relic that applies it to your team mates

What a run. This happen to me btw. not exactly sure why.

>>536496227
Wonder if it was because my game crashed while loading and i was the host
The rise was missing its orb to, next time try killing yourself, that fixes it in seamless might work in regular

>>536496227
what is this?

>>536496227
nani the fuck
i know this happens in seamless co op but I never thought it would in vanilla, had you tried kill yourself? that's what fixed it in seamless

>>536496424
>next time try killing yourself
o-okay

What do you think of my relic setup for Wylder?

>>536496774
>no gaol effect
trash

>>536496774
>no evergaol
>TWO useless stats
>no rally
absolute dogshit

>>536496774
Silver tear is a horrible relic my dude

The tornado finish

I will engage in Guardian Gameplay.

>>536496885
>>536496925
>>536497686
OK fine, is this erg approved then

one day someone will feature me in their webms doing epic play

Is bird good against ED Gladius? I won on my first expedition with randos on Duchess, can't clear it since then, it's super frustrating

>>536498121
unironically way better

katanas barely fucking hit this thing holy shit I am bad never let me play non babymode chars like Wylder / Raider again, complete headless chicken mode from start to finish

>>536498220
>Is bird good
no

holy shit ahahah

>>536497686
counterpoint: it's lets you skip the credits faster

>dodge attack
>take damage

>>536498206
You're in my heart, and that's enough

>>536498220
If you 2h a halberd and charged r2 because you get to hit multiple dogs at once sure, I remember alot of his attacks on base dog will just knock you backwards while the dog likes to hop between attacks so getting a guard counter was super unreliable and holding your shield up on split dog form gets you dead angled more often than not

t. E

Alright buds, I'm gonna go to randoms to learn Guardian. I won't pollute the queue today.

>>536498492
fire residue baka

I have returned from the gym and will now queue as Revenant for everything on PC.

>>536498515
No, it's fine, I'll also be queuing and can make up for it.

>>536498320
>>536498430
explain what happened
is this the
>>536494431 >>536495927
run

>>536498431
not anymore, you can skip the walk now in the quit to title/desktop menu

>>536498220
No, unless you get a shield that has alot of fire resist like Redmane or Visage and you're stacking alot of elemental resist and have multiple stamina on hit with reflect relic.

>>536498515
Just learn them on normal nightlords first bro or ED Maris.

>>536498661
3 executors eating shit pathetically funny

>>536498492
ED Gladius leaves 5G chemtrails with its sword attacks, dodge perpendicular to them, not parallel

I only know how to beat dogs as Duchess
I am not currently playing Duchess

>>536498492
Why do buff icon switch places?

I need to mow the lawn but the grass is always wet
orz

who is this orz guy and why does he keep signing his posts

Thanks for the carry wylder duo.
I'm ashamed how lot I got during navigation. And my poor performance during the boss. When I went down the last time, I swear I dodged the attack. But I guess I was a hair too late. I KNEW ot was coming.
I'm kind of glad we survived. Glad to have the boss checked off my list. But now I have to do it with randoms in order to prove I van do it for real.

are there other kinds of cheats except for relics in multiplayer?
just wondering if randoms could be secretly cheating

>>536498661
>>536498960
>>536451837

>executors crying about their broken weapon
>meanwhile last night

>>536498595
>>536498724
I do not thing I will ever try playing randoms with Guardian again.
Recluse dc'd on landing. Executor dc'd after he 3 barred to basement red wolf. I'm about to suicide into the night 1 boss to get out.

>>536499741
not the orz guy. But I encountered one of his kind back in like 2003. I asked him why he kept saying orz, and he explained in vague terms about it being some older slang. I suppose from whatever euro trash countey he is from. It seemd to express distress or exasperation

>>536500005
What do you mean back in 2003? How old are you?

>>536499931
why do randoms give up so easily? Most runs are recoverable, it's not like dying or losing some runes matters much since by day two levels are so expensive that whatever you lost in the first day means nothing.

>>536499627
I think because hes getting on hit atk and negation, the buffs gets applied for the first time and it arbitrarily selects which to apply first of the 2 within the split second, and on the second hit when it goes to reapply, it does the same thing but arbitrarily picks the other buff first

tldr computer rolls a die which applies first, 2nd apply went the other way

gg dogs

gg hotdog raider and wylder
that went much better than our last go

>>536500005
not him but I was in college during at that time, $10k a semester for some art school, remember it like it was yesterday, probably because I'm still paying it off.

>>536499741
Gee gee

I'm birding up for dog in noklateo

>yungscrill69

>>536500372
does the katana moveset and/or selection kinda suck? i think im only happy to get a rivers.

>>536499741
>>536500005
It is an emoticon used by muslims online to represent their prostration to Allah in prayer that they may be relieved of their distressful situation Inshallah

>>536500005
What? I thought it was a man kowtowing

>>536500181
39

>>536500571
didnt mean to (you)

my cool friend terr clears every fight ez

>>536500005
Orz is a man kowtowing.

>>536500005
It's a man on his knees, dumbass.

>>536500221
I think they've never tried playing from behind and assume it just won't work.

Post duchess

>>536500642
Your Alzheimer's and Arthritis let you play video games?

I will no longer engage in Guardian Gameplay.

>>536501659
Another scrub who got filtered.

>>536499837
?

recluse feels kinda boring to play vs other jobs

gg
gaol relic so OP I couldn't even be mad at gunner Guardian

man i play like shit today
still can't see some of dog's moves coming, annoying

gg duchess crew thanks for dumping all the damage negations on me. We had nokalateo anyway I wasn't THAT afraid

gg triple darkness duchess, that was super fun even if the gladius fight went a bit south but we still prevailed
good thing we all had a holy dagger

gg raider/wylder
that's another run I get literally zero good weapons, I had that scythe with sacred blade but I was tickling it with that shit

just had a very intimate game with a duchess.
we somehow decided to stick right next to each other while sniping maris, and shared many warming stones until the end of the fight.

im queuing raider and stacking all fire neg
im tired of getting 2 shotted

GG Wylder/Recluse. Jelly Jiggler down.

>>536503626
I'm gonna jiggle your jelly if you know what I mean

>>536503610
I just started making lunch, though

>>536503610
just block

I'll queue if a revvie accepts to be my gf.
Signed, Wylder.

>>536499647
>>536499741
>>536500005
>>536500372
>>536500624
>>536501058
it's boomer troon lingo thoughbeit

gg comfy run.

>>536503954
you should be fucking duchess

>>536504064
Used goods
notbigonincesio

>multiple successful dog runs ending within minutes
So now that we've gotten over the hump, honest thoughts on ED Gladius?

>>536504064
My doochess of prunes

>>536504158
they're not blood related

>>536504059
ggs

>>536504169
libra more fun.

GG Duchess and Guardian. Blade of Death is OP verses doggos.

>>536504059
ggs, thanks for the big drops, my ass still got one shot tho

>>536503954
I'm currently queuing but good luck finding me

ED Augur 1/3

happened again
i was using hoarfrost stomp, duchess was using chilling mist
we got double stack frostbite on gaping dragon
i wonder if its possible to triple stack?

before you ask, you can't do it by yourself. it needs to be done by multiple people at the same time.

>>536505209
I dislike this because it means you're less likely to get a tailcut and those make me happy :)

>>536502521
Do you resemble the depiction attached to this post?

>>536505396
the point is that you can stack frostbite

>>536504169
all the everdarks are disappointing because the loot and lore are disappointing
endlessly grinding for a guaranteed large stone with a .1% chance of letting you deal 3% more damage and no greater understanding of what's going on other than >failed knight was mad and said "let [darkness] take the world"

anyway libra is the only one that's fun since every fight was slightly different

>>536502521
invoker class is the only thing that makes this game worth playing over another run of ER or DS3

>>536505624
Can you though? I mean in a actual use case.
Gaping is up there with Smelter demon for just letting you wail on him to build status and even then it took two people to get a second stack.
While this might be neat trivia unless some secret supa frostbite tech show up it's not actually feasible in practice and this is before even factoring in resistances.

>>536501169
Sorry I'm not familiar with tribalistic rituals from backwards cultures

>>536501539
Not arthritic yet.
Fun fact, that orz guy I knew was from the gamefaqs forums. We met from our mutual love for the character elle/ellie from Harvest Moon. We collaborated, making a geocities fansite about her. Good times.

>>536505960
i don't know, but its just neat that it's possible

Good morning, ladies... today, I've a special Sunday treat for you... in the form of a Guardian joining the queue.

ES Heolstor, depths, or the DLC need to come out soon, with no more content I'm already getting tired of this game again

>>536505921
PoE2? I'm playing that next week too, I still don't know what to play this time I've tried Invoker, Lich and Amazon so far

I'm really sorry

why didnever dark libra stay up for such anshort time? I missed it.

But everdark augur is still available?

>>536498121
better.

>>536506501
it rotated retard

>>536506104
Is this a new troll to discourage people from queueing

>>536506104
thanks i'm unqueuing now

>>536506636
no, it's not
me (rev) and guardian are queued 2/3 for gladius

>>536506104
Ew

>>536506318
lol
Recluse is very clearly inspired by Invoker from Dota 2
this game is unplayable unless you're shouting Endoleon's Malevolent Perturbation into your friends' ears anytime you cast the lightning strike

>>536506802
NTA but i can't play with /erg/

>negation at full hp
>negation after taking damage
>successive attack negation
Only three slots and makes you functionally invincible, I’m glad the dog is teaching people this

>>536506891
Why can't you play with /erg/

What are you meant to do when split gigadog triple targets you with the red dot move, and then the two smaller dogs body block you from seeing sword dogs big moves like the explosion?

>>536506942
I'd rather have 3 "negation after taking damage" tbqh

>>536506950
run and die

>>536506950
Sit in the guardians invuln field

>>536506636
it's big bird cock energy
you wouldn't understand

>>536506501
it rotates weekly except the one time they had to delay it for surf season

i expect it will probably be a delay before ED Hoelster too, and then it'll be rehashes until the DLC drops

I got a win against the mega-dogs with randoms. But it was a little too easy.
Somehow qe ended up with at least 5 of the revives. I had two, the raider had 2, and the recluse didn't pick up the ones we offered, so I suppose she had 1 too, rejecting duplicates
But we didn't even use a single revive, because the recluse and raider were melting the boss's health bar.
I didn't see what the recluse was doin. Just a bunch of magic mumbo jumbo. But the raider had mogh's spear, and put in serious work.
My weapons were good too. Suspiciously good. How did we get so lucky? I don't trust the raider. His connection was suspiciously bad. He didn't wven have a walking animation You can't trust a man without a walking animation

>>536507031
That one doesnt stack homie

>>536506950
play raider with >>536506942 and character skill cooldown and laugh in broken balance

>>536506457
we won anyway who cares if it was messy

>>536507321
the only real alternative is flask heals over time + stacked damage negation at full hp but that really only works in solo cuz you won't have the flask charges to guarantee a carry for idiot randoms who deal no damage

>>536506802
this reads like a psyop made by a g*ardian where the assumption is that anyone would want to play with a rev

>>536506947
I'm the most retarded person on this planet
>>536507626
Kys schizo

>>536507907
least schizophrenic post on /vg/

God, I played that dreadfully. I don't know how both of you beefed when the dog had 1 health.

>>536506880
True, that Reclussy can make any man walk like a drunken crackhead all the way back to base too

we need zullie the troon to visualize the safe spot behind 3dog when he does the heolstor nuke so i can know exactly where to stand

>>536508105
I choked

ggs revenant guardian

>>536506950
Whatever ult you have, save it for that. It's pain to watch people waste it on big dog when it's just a single enemy in view you need to dodge

ggs rev and raider
I must be the only person in the world to get grabbed by the dog

>>536508154
don't call my wife that

>>536508105
Ngl that was funny as hell

>>536508190
One of you had the L2 brain and the other had to surge sprint to the side.

wow clean fight gg. i couldnt believe he wasnt staggering sooner. i mustve landed 7 giant hunts

>>536508112
i just wish she had some method of guaranteeing elemental charges, even if it were limited to items or charges or something
its pretty hard to get what you want between two other people swinging on a boss

>>536508154
you can see the lineup of where its gonna explode for about half a second before the hitbox actually comes out so you can dodge if you see you're in the explosion line. It's honestly more forgiving than heolstors nuke when you figure it out

>>536508230
Nah I have done that too.

>>536508308
Is it easier to run out of that attack then roll it? I needed to get hit twice to die and my first roll was too early then I paniced and ate 2 to the face

never dodged heolster nuke
never dodge dog nuke
just block and pray
shitter i am

>>536508754
Yes. You can sprint to the side or run away and put yourself in the attack's blind spots.

>>536508802
Literally just play Raider. Punch is broken for numerous reasons, and this is a big one.

>>536508802
Stop ruining our matches you edgy teenager

>>536508410
NTA
The true essence of playing Recluse is understanding the feminine way of being. Let things come to you (pun intended) and go with the flow. You see something you like, you grab it with your skill. Don't be hasty about it, you should gatekeep the type of elements you absorb into your life.
Let the guys on the team do their elemental sword stuff things and just enjoy the ride. Don't worry about it.

gg ironeye/raider
now if only I actually played executor

>>536508939
:(

GG Raider/Duch. Didn't have a single purple bow drop other than the shitty poison one all game.

>>536507907
what

Should I cheat in hacked relics for the win?

>>536508802
>dog nuke
its so fucking delayed it still gets me often
and it has travel time so you have to delay even more if you are further away
by this time during ed fulghor's week i could roll dodge his arrow explosion 10/10 so you know dog's attack is poorly telegraphed
unless you play duchess then its ez dodge every time

>>536509223
I fall for anti-broadcast every time on every enemy that has it

>>536509139
my nigga use the holy starting bow relic and just upgrade it

>>536509223
Just wait for the center beam to expand or watch the shockwaves or the sword. There's so many tells. It's especially easy if you're close

>>536508802
im thinking based

>>536509627
provide proofs of u dodging with big milkers?

>>536509139
Mines. Worthless retard.

>try 3dogs with randoms
>they go for noktela at lvl 1
>we leave at lvl 5
>they die and quit immediatly
>I go back and beat astel
>I die at the 3 dogs and realize I never got the power of astel after beating him
>defeat

>get exec deflects
>hear someone else get deflects

It's such a good noise.

>got 3dogs
now what
new content when

>>536510153
Cringe but I like your gif :)

gonna try greatbow at 3dog dont q if you dont want to lose

new content
revvy chan sitting on wyld's lap

>>536510153
you're welcome

>>536510215
I impregnated this

>>536509627
we need you on BLACKED.com

>>536509678
Crazy China bastard
>>536508939
So true
>>536507907
Meds

>>536510351
>>536510359
>>536510413
trvke

ergites... assemble.

>>536510920
I'm right here doe

>>536507780
rev slaps
i do more damage than wylder's ult with 1 cast

>>536510359
>>536510920
>>536510917
>>536511002
Get back in containment maggot

>>536510920
bird on the ridge ....

Did I miss some faggot's "totally meta and guaranteed clear" vid where it tells people to full send it to Noklateo day 1 and ignore everything?
Like I'm seeing retarded randoms run towards it and then having to fuck off when the circle starts closing the first time or ragequit when Astel 1 taps them.
I'd understand (a tiny bit) if the circle closed around bottom left where it is, but I don't think it can or I haven't gotten that seed yet.

>>536510920
I rather consider myself an ergoid

queueing all bosses rn. if you do something embarassing or die i WILL gen aislop of your character as a sissy being railed

>>536511075
Loopl u mad doe

>>536504169
He's like Adel to me. Just a more fun version of the normal fight.

I think there's a samefagging schizo currently active.

This kinda slaps doe https://youtu.be/2PHqki02vUI

2/3 for the hotdogs

Hey we’re sitting out here at 2/3 for hotdogs. Get in here, get in now

>>536511075
Dsg is dead

>>536497618
47 seconds when it should’ve really been 20. Be better.

>>536511197
That's really fucking hot. This actually might be the first time I've wanted to play with /erg/.

My guardian is very gomenasorry

>>536511813
this is my lobby rn
shiftyduck-chan is a haxxor

I like Guardians because they make the game harder and it's gotten kinda easy

>>536511197
>if you do something embarassing or die i WILL gen aislop of your character as a sissy being railed
this is why I don't play with ergtards

>>536512169
That guy doesn't even play with us

gg cuties, nice stats shifty

Finally I can make a pot build

>>536511985
That's a big sword.
>>536512169
Play with him, I want to see all of you sissified.

>>536511985
>>536512357
gg wylder and duchess, that was probably the fastest hotdog ever
mid day 1 grafted just makes things a joke, plus i had the jellyfish shield to boot

>>536512379
that's actually a pretty good relic for revenant
if you pair it with dark night of the wise, you can FPmaxx a lot

>>536512524
cant believe you chose lightning bolt over discus desu

>>536511170
Day one noklateo is so fucking bad

>>536508154
Just don't have a direct line of sight to the projectile and don't stay too close to its back and sides.The area is very generous.

>>536512609
discus is boring, i only use it if i have nothing else

>>536512609
It's called being based

>>536511170
The most I've seen Noklateo uncovered by the day 1 circle is everything up to before Astel. I don't think day 1 Astel is ever a good idea.

>>536512713
ok but I saw a webm of an Executor yesterday getting blasted from behind him by this attack

Does Yys have a boyfriend? Please say no

>>536512920
You spend like a full minute running out of an area you have to come back to anyway. Day 1 nok is just stupid

Is yys a girl?

Is ShiftyDuck a girl?

If you don't trust yourself with rolling the three explosions you can dodge them in these ways. If a level 1 Wylder with no relics or passive can do it then so can your level 15 character.

do I even bother running Recluse final remembrance again today
its just going to be two retards doing retard things and probably quitting for unfathomable reasons again

the very last round I did yesterday I didn't run off route, which cost me some items (recluse needs mines/volcano preferably 2 smithing 2s, and riseS) and besides randos 3baring it cost me the run because no FP, so that doesn't work.

>>536513207
now don't 3 bar in an actual run

>>536513270
Play with erg and just +1/+2 the first good spell you find and then autopilot. You sound female

>>536512524
that's a lot of dmg

>>536512957
That's because he did it wrong and stood too close while attacking.

Queuing for more hotdog, want a run where I dont nuke the boss with grafted

Everdark Gladius is by far the worse boss in any souls game, his mechanincs are you get one shotted if he touches you, Libra was like x100 times better, what a shit show.

>>536512379
Soon.

>>536513501
holy fuck use your restage

>>536513270
>recluse needs mines/volcano preferably 2 smithing 2s, and riseS

GG Wylder/Rev

>>536513685
carry a shield

>>536512379
I'm incredibly jealous of that relic. That plus Old Portrait and 3bug relic and you got yourself a perfect Rev build. The best part about the throwing pot damage is that if you take some poison pots for reviving in the nightlord fight you might actually be able to do more than 2 bars with them.

>>536513949
STFU bitch

Join here if you think marika did nothing wrong and you can clear ER with a guitar hero controller
https://discord.gg/VAwxrNWUaj

>>536513949
Dominant loli x submissive grown woman is perhaps the most elite fetish in existence

what's the most annoying es dog move /erg/?
for me its the triple explosion where he passes the sword around, the insane delay always gets me at least once. it's like a 4 second delay from when he puts the sword in the ground to blasting you

>>536503052
>>536503092
Why do I never get triple darkness duchess games!!!!! It's not fair

I don't have any friends. Who's the best character to solo?

>>536514261
Raid Her? I barely know her!

This one is harder to pull off. Alternatively, you can stay away from the combo and surge sprint then jump to the left just before it does its final attack in the chain.
>>536514085
The explosion when there's 3 dogs. I know that he does it after once after they split and anotehr one after he howls but it's still very annoying. If you struggle with the three explosions a lot see >>536513207
>>536514261
Raider.

>>536513496
yeah I can't wait to run shattering crystal again...
>>536513832
do you even mage?

the worst part is when they want revives and I only have magic
someone kept dying to a fucking golem yesterday and I had to jump stave bonk repeatedly because out of FP and no shards
and then they fucking got hit again...but ooh im the skill issue. (no)

>>536514261
Ironeye, Executor (if you can parry), or Raider

>>536513501
surprised that wylder didnt 2-3 bar instantly like when I play with him

>>536514307
lol

>>536514068
that's a futa

>>536514438
you just gotta ruin everything don'tcha.

>>536514360
>do you even mage?
Sounds like you're just shit then, you can beat spicy dog with fucking blue upgraded glintstone pebble

>>536514002
Make me fuckboy.
>>536514068
>>536514438
It's pretty great. Dolls sometimes like to top women when they've been naughty trying to steal Wylder mains.

>>536514261
recluse
she nukes in trios, so with solo enemy health scaling she surely destroys

>>536514534
I'm just telling you what's in the source image.

I'm writing this as our run is doomed mega-dogs has two of us at 3 bars. Our last man standing lasted an inpressively long time on his own. But getting damage on the boss is nearly impossible. He stood his ground for like a very long time, but we lost with the boss at only a little less than half health. I just don't understand it. What does the game want frome?

GG Doggos.
Hope you were happy with that Greatbow anon.

ty for the greatbow

>>536514085
yeah I just press retaliate and take a drink while my controller mysteriously rumbles at the exact time my teammate gets downed

>>536514863
>>536514921
gg and sorry about that, we were doing so well I had to try deflecting new moves

I think I accidentally opened Reculse and Guardian's secret stash.

>>536514542
>sounds like you're just shit then
how many times do I have to fucking say i was the last downed while they were on 3bars, with no vig+, no damage negation, the whole run is just boosting spells for the win

if you want me to carry you should have done it when I was playing raider, I need help now and according to you guys just be better than the best player i've ever imagined or im shit well fuck you.

>>536506942
charge attack is good too. Just hit a CR2 for the bubble shield every 30 seconds.

>>536513949
like this?

>>536514848
I feel the biggest openings are when it's split. The single dog attacks are easy to dodge and leave them vulnerable for a while. It's a grind to get to that point though.

>>536515376
Yeah! Exactly! That's so fun. I might unironically start bring poison pots for that. Drop Sebastian and throw pots at people. I love throwing things at people in real life, so it will feel good I know it.

>>536515293
>Raider just drops in
>Ironeye splats face first

>>536513840
I brought you a cerulean flask for comet azur ;-;
I know it's not good but it would've been amazing if the three dogs lined up and stopped moving
gg

>>536515376
>jeetbird throwing poo
the memes make themselves

>>536507321
it does, it just has to be a different amount. you cant stack two 36%s but you can stack a 36% and a 28%. that's how all stackable passives stack.

>>536515376
Do volcano pots do the same thing?

>>536515376
>>536515841
I thought the same, like what is this poop pot rez lmfao

>>536515329
The fact that you think 2 purple smithing stones are mandatory along the fact that you autistically hyperfocus on rises (even though outside of the FP boost the reward in them is useless most of the time if you have decent routing) tells me everything I need to know

>>536507031
>>536515875

>>536514085
I don't have a most annoying move but my favorite move is when he splits and the 3 dogs do the comet move and after another
it looks so freaking cool to me

Poof poof poof rain poof poof poof rain
Dogs didn’t stand a chance
Forgot I had the had on though

>>536516263
gg sorry for 3 baring

Literally everyone has an op gimmick aside form bird what the fuck where they thinking

>>536516401
you're fine we were in no danger I just wanted to get you up at the end because no man left behind and all that

>>536516016
the rise rewards are some of the most consistently good rewards though

>>536512984
Mush

>>536516409
his gimmick is that he's unkillable wdym

>>536516401
Be better.

>>536514863
can you even hit the dog with a greatbow?

>>536516409
fromsoft was terrified of greatshields shitting all over base ER and didn't want to repeat that

gg lads, very clean run even with only 2 gaols hit

>>536516016
>>536516536
I was about to say, I've gotten warrior jar shards every so often from them, or a dormant power that's good

>>536516536
The rise rewards are:
>a blue staff (that you can easily get from a fort/any camp, fort, ruins of low-tier field boss rewards)
>a magic melee weapon (useless)
>a purple consumable/talisman (worthless outside of radagon's icon, and arguably the cerulean tears and maybe godrick's icon)

>>536516550
Mush is just her paypig

>>536516738
GG. Also I just realized that the ho is censored.

>>536516614
Yes

>>536516786
Those magic melees could carry against ED Libra since they often had waves of darkness or gravitas.

>>536516786
they're a guaranteed blue stave. chests and blue bosses don't guarantee shit. play the game

>>536516928
We're talking about Recluse though

>>536516750
I don't know the stats but it feels like someone gets radagon icon/faithful talisman/grave school talisman more than half the time

>>536516879
>ho is censored
yeah the name censoring is pretty retarded, my steam name is censored too for some reason which is why i changed it what it is now

rev main mating pressable tier list when?

How long do I have to hold heavy attack for Ironeye triple shot?

>>536516875
What's the difference? Ohohohoho!

>comet azur
worthless

>>536516786
The purple can be passive buffs like +10% stamina

triple ironeye queuing up soon, nokdogs

>>536517163
i dont think at all. i think its technically a charge move so it might get buffed with axe talisman but i dont think its worth it cause the innate damage increase from charging it is pretty pidly to begin with.

>>536515331
I had a run with this using a whip which has amazing range and AOE on its charged attacks and basically played the fight with my eyes closed I just charged spam the whole fight

>>536517240
git gud

>>536516982
Simply upgrading a white staff is also guaranteed blue staff, costs only 6.5k runes and doesn't make you have to fly two eagles away from your team
Plus I've literally never had a run where I didn't find multiple blue staves just from boss drops even without any rises

>>536517496
its nice to know your team could carry you purposely sandbagging

>>536516786
The actual best rise reward is the funny spirit mist vapor item, especially against ED libra

>>536516786
It also has passive you worthless nigger.

>>536517710
>>536517710
I was the main DPS for the whole run thanks very much

>>536517496
Good job proving that anons point lmao

>>536508112
Wouldn’t a crackhead be cracked out or whatever?

>>536516536
I like the rise if its quick, on the way, and especially am sastified if I can take a shard or 2 because nobody else wants for fun and for map clearing if I get a good aow, but also when it gives a good passive buff like negation +15% which can be on the orb there instead of those semi useless flasks

>>536516409
He’s Indian and they wanted to make sure that people were disincentivized from playing him as much as possible
>>536515841
kek’d

>>536517824
Literally in denial.

>>536518046
That shit is so ass it’s less than one ironeye mark while doing no stagger and requiring your don’t have aggro

>>536514068
This is true.
>>536514438
>>536514615
This is grim and unfortunate however.

>>536517979
cope faggot.

>>536518160
lol sure think shitskin

>want to do executor remembrance
>have to play mountaintop

>>536510215
Holy shit, might be the best art she’s gotten yet…
>>536510351
I don’t remember making this post…

>>536517839
Invoker in dota has a global spell so if you're low hp and trying to get back to base you have to be careful and walk retardedly or he will snipe you with it. I think thats what it means idk

>>536517817
>It also has passive you worthless nigger.
It CAN have a passive you retard, but it's nothing a POI won't have
You know what other POIs have though? Bosses to kill that gives runes
I'm not saying that you should completely ignore rises, if they're in the way just for the FP boost and the starlight shard alone is worth it but if you go out of your was for them you're a worthless player and I say that as a Recluse main

Let's get crungo in here

>>536518309
executard has a mountaintain memby? I don't remember that at all

>>536515376
im going to steal this

>>536518412
>It CAN have a passive you retard, but it's nothing a POI won't have
Yes but it give me more FP and starlight shards AND takes about 20 seconds in total because the little sigils are piss easy to memorize.
> if you go out of your was for them you're a worthless player and I say that as a Recluse main
Guess what: You two can kill the boss while I grab my loot. Fuckin' cope.

>>536518260
>sure think
How fat do you have to be to type k instead of g Jesus Christ

alright rev and wylder let's gooooo

>>536518525
You have to go fight someone for the erdtree seed

>>536518603
>You two can kill the boss while I grab my loot
Recluse in a nutshell, dead weight that does nothing while they get carried the entire run

>>536518783
It's a weaker erdtree avatar. It's honestly not that bad.
Just do it on a caligo run so the anti-dragon/frost stuff is useful if you're super gay about it.

This is so shit. I want to play Nightrein but I'm shit at it so I can't enjoy it. Why the fuck did they genre change so hard ffs

the delay on dog fire aoe attack is so ass!

>>536518326
ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

>>536518907
Recluse is there to help nuke the red bosses and night bosses/nightlords. She's not very helpful on PoIs. That's the trade off. She spends the run curating a loadout of good spells and passives and then SHITS on the boss.

>>536519005
Be better.

>>536519102
>She's not very helpful on PoIs
Not with a retarded player that's for sure

I feel like I'm playing a different game to these webms. All the enemies just stand still while you dump your kits and stun lock them. That isn't what happens in my fucking games.

gg raider and guardian
Good run.

So people ARE mad when I run off to the Rises to get shards and FP as Revenant ; -; I just want to use more spells and this helps a lot...

>>536519102
You are absolute garbage at the game cuh

Improved Crystallian Sorceries

rises are a shittest if you fail it your mages will walk all over you
they know they are going to 3bar long before they run out of fp at the nightlord
going to rises is a trick to condition you into going out of your way for them so you'll do it when they get downed 20 times

>>536519004
>fight caligo with pubs

>>536519301
no, people are mad at you for being shit at the game shittycuck.

got shattering crystal, ice storm, slicer and rain, pretty good run
>hur I don't understand
because you're an idiot

>>536519450
I'm not shifty. I'm me.

>>536517496
I remember in trios once I insta stunned phase one double bug and then one rotation stunlocked animus and fart tits with rolling magma and like 3 or 4 stance break ups. Wish I had recorded it, was even more insane than Marias one shots I’ve done

>>536519263
Understanding positioning is a real difference maker. If you don't then you are unironically a shitter carried by your build.

>>536519247
It's just true

>Might run out of mana before the boss dies and is stuck ZUCCing for FP
>Does badly when threatened up close and is easily cornered and bullied by trash mob swarms
>Most other classes can absolutely body a PoI boss solo in 30 seconds without needing to play it safe

Unless she can just instagib the PoI boss with the ideal spell for the context, she's the least helpful class other than maybe Guardian but even Guardian can gust the trash mobs and get some charged GCs easily on the boss. If you need me to be there so you can kill a depraved perfumer; you're the trash, not me.

>>536519331
>cuh
nigger opinions don't count.

>>536519102
>she’s not very helpful
True. Do you retarded trannies realize how easy it is to rape any boss with some combo of wylder raider duchess ironeye. The best way to just ass blast a boss into a different dimension is with staggers anyways which recluse does not contribute towards. Her legendary pool is also the worst of any character.

i took a lot of dmg that run, i really cant play raider unless i get caestus/star fists

>>536519450
>Spell-casters going to the caster poi is being shit at the game
Stay mad, I will continue to hit rises

>>536519642
>she's the least helpful class
True, does nothing all game then misses some comet azurs against the nightlord

>>536519690
probably because you are jumping too much

>>536519391
Only shitters use rises to be honest

>>536519263
Knowing were the enemy is gonna be is key, enemies typically have some sitting around times due to the fact the move from point a to b quite a lot

>boss aggros to me ALL the time until no flasks left
>randos keep reviving me at 3bar instead of doing anything
I am fully done with this game bye

queueing dog i guess...sigh...

>>536519642
@Terr is that true?

Rises are pretty important for guardian since it can let you out scale base duchess in fp after two

>>536519602
What is the maximum depth you think players that don't know you can walk around/jump over most attacks will get to?

>>536520223
Mush is leaving us bros…

>>536520223
Stop playing with randoms and play with us instead

>>536520224
as which character? and whats your skin color?

>>536520263
What is guardian gonna do with fp though?

Be nice to recluses. Open rises for recluses. Take aggro for recluses. Protect recluses. When a recluse speaks, listen and learn.

>>536520875
this but revenant and duchess instead

>>536520852
Be 4th best incant user after Recluse, Rev and Duchess

>>536519005
I was like that at first because my strategy playing Elden Ring was to bash my head on the wall repeatedly till it works. The first enemy I fought in the game was Tree Sentinel and it took me like 3 hours. Changing this playstyle because each death is actually punishing was a huge learning experience for me and improvement was part of the fun. In other words, you'll get used to it.

sorry for 3 bar so quickly raider and exec, I can't seem to get the timing on that fucking giga aoe

>>536520875
>>536520935
I love when nightfarers run to rises with me and take aggro for me and protect me. It makes me want to kiss them all!
>>536520937
Did I run into you in a random game anon? I had this Guardian with 3 seals that I would have really enjoyed having lol. Are you excited for Faith Guardian?

>>536521486
its ok, this was the first dog fight where i was actually on point on those aoe dodges for the first time so i felt good about that at least

>>536500372
>probably because I'm still paying it off.
>Debtcuck getting his just desserts
You love to see it!

>>536521486
I had my own share of fuckups too lmao
some moves just insta clipped me, I don't even know how. Maybe I positioned myself into some frame perfect 2 hit instance deaths somehow kek

>>536486702
It would be funny if Manhattan was just strolling through this world and nuking everything with a wave of his hand

Another fauled runnagains dogs. Lasted until 30% health this time.
"just take the duchess pill" you said. Well I was duchess with an erdsteel dagger. And no luck

>>536488351
>>536488957
>>536489140
>>536489325
>>536489520
>>536489862
>>536490229
>>536490697
This is the kind of girl who needs regular dickings or she will go crazy

>>536500642
Fellow old anon! I'm 37.
>>536505962
Geocities fansite is so cute omg. Did you get into this series with Kings Field as well?

>>536492464
Big facts. Fuck Wolf.
>>536492791
>>536494618
Kill yourself.
>>536492832
>>536492893
>>536492897
Big facts.

revenant exodia > recluse exodia

>>536498048
>does nothing
wow so engaging

>>536520875
I love Recluse now wtf

gg dog
it was a mistake taking the gradual heal

>>536500590
No wonder all those posts smell like rancid shit. Thanks for explaining!

>>536522298
I didn't know King's Field existed until after dmDemon's Souls. I didn't pay attention to dungeon crawlers. Still don't really.

>>536516786
there's physical and affinity damage negation passives too

>>536510359
>>536510917
>>536510920
>>536511002
>>536511215
>>536511543
>>>/co/ntainment

BIRDGANG SQUAWK DA FUCK UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

damn i played like shit at boss but the rev still acts like this just because i dropped a few shards?
https://files.catbox.moe/rgubbu.png

>>536515103
You should put your controller on your dick when it vibrates. That stuff feels heavenly.

>>536522908
They're pretty autistic, I could never fully finish them. I played SMT1 and 2 a little and King's Field and some other ones and I could never stay focused enough. Demon's Souls really sucked me in though. How are you handling Nightreign? Who do you main?

>>536523306
this but put on a chastity cage and place a vibrator against it

>>536519005
Don’t feel bad. You have better things to do than play this cashgrab slop. I guarantee it.

>>536519642
Good post. Not bad.

sorry spirit

>>536519005
this anon is right >>536523473 you have better things to do, please stop queuing *wink wink*

>>536523652
I wouldn't worry about it.

Elden ring is better than real life

>>536523774
we started the fight and I realized I only had my fire bow left

I fucking hate that five hit combo the dog does where the fourth hit hides the final hit with an explosion VFX

I know it's coming, I'm just retarded

>>536524098
>Go out in the real world
>Get sick because subhuman mouthbreathers cough into the sky raining down plague upon all within a 30m radius
>Play Nightreign
>Get called beautiful and spin with people
>Enjoy myself and don't get sick
I agree with this

>>536524506
I like the bow more than the spin, the spin feels like I'm trying too hard and also the bow feels like saying thanks

gg and no i will not apologize for pinging forest gaol within the first 10 seconds

>>536522123
>Well I was duchess with an erdsteel dagger

>>536524749
Fancy spin and spinning is trying a little too hard, but it makes me happy. It's funny you say that because after fancy spin I always throw in the bow. Like I'm saying "yay thank you!"

oh? on god?

Wish we had the Relic system for normal Elden Ring. Nightreign really did improve on a lot of things.

>>536525106
damn lucky bastard

Holdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

>>536524854
at least it was only red wolf and not the fucking black blade kindred

>>536525106
Oh fuck me until I can't walk that's an excellent relic.

>>536525106
Pretty tasty for dog and heolster

>>536522123
You do realize the idea of Duchess is that she is adaptable and can roll with any dex weapon or sorcery right? You are not limited to just using daggers.

>have literally a 100% dodge rate on the heolster nuke normally
>when the angle is fucky wucky due to him starting it at different angles in trios I completely spill my spaghetti
I guess I should just stand behind the rear left leg?

>>536525106
Now if only you could get Holy Spells consistently.

>>536525176
Going back to ER after NR I miss the spirit sprint the most
Torrent's fucking awful and I don't understand why games keep memeing mount and mount combat when it's fucking awful in literally every single game except one

>>536525242
gg ironeye and guardian, got absolutely awful drops had to resort to pebble and burst

>>536525479
Spirit Sprint is OP as fuck and trivializes a ton of shit simply existing. It's probably the one thing normal ER does not need (although I'd argue the normal run could be sped up a tad).

>>536525479
having to sit at a grace to heal is what fucked me up the most when I returned to ER. Makes sense doe since it resets the enemies.

>>536525479
I can't go back to ER after nightreign. Game is too fast and too fun and I want people around me at all times.

>>536525956
The tradeoff is enemies that are cannot fodder in NR are actually dangerous again. There is a reason only the nightlords feel like the make/break for a run.

stack fire damage negation if you can

Please pick up the Gideon’s weapon if you see it vs dogs. Please save 20% of my day

>>536526569
hot single albinauric women in your area

Garbage ass shit boss, why implement bosses that can only be killed by cheesing them?

>>536526747
skill issue

>>536521491
No, I hardly touch Guardian. If you saw me, I was the non-caster who loots every seal to look for buffs and weapon buffs

wow that was actually upsetting, we almost made it exec bros...

lol my dual spears went under them for 90% of my attacks, never using that setup again
my bad

>>536526810
There's no skill related to this boss, you go in, your teammates get one tapped and you end losing, there are no mechanics at tall, he throws fire that you may or not evade (100% random even if you time it perfectly) and hits like a truck, who thought this shit was going to be fun?

>>536524098
>Elden Ring (nightreign)
Lose yourself in a worthy cause and struggle together with likeminded individuals for a common good
>real life
You work to pay taxes to pedophiles so they don't throw you in jail

>>536526881
I have seen a few of those. I might've run into you and desperately hoped you didn't take them all. Standing back with sad puppy eyes like pls sir don't take everything I need...

>>536523205
hot. Rev mains always suck my cock like that after matches

>>536527070
>>536527105
>>536527385
hardstuck depth 1 coded posts

>>536524506
I like to use the stroke emote

what do we think of mitchriz

>>536527789
Implying anyone that's not retarded will touch that mode lol, they better release the dlc or the game will go down in less than a week

>>536527385
I’ve went into this boss multiple times with wraiths while walking, pulled out suncatcher and literally not attacked and easily won. My record vs hotdogs is 15-3 with one of those being an IRL quit and 7 of those being with randos. The dogs are incredibly easy

>>536527923
Your hands look tired, would you like me to take over?

>>536528171
Good for you, I did like 10 tries already and killed it 0 times, it's not a hard boss it's just a bullshit boss, obv you can always use a lame cheese strat to win.

can you really say you beat the game if you never killed depth 5 ED Heolstor while level 1 with only your fists while hes scaled to a trio group

>>536527629
Don't worry, I'm extremely generous. I only take weapon buffs or things like Black Flame Protection. If we partied, I dropped you top shit and even if I was recluse, I let you pick the nicest Seals and Incants.

I know it makes you nervous. I also try to ping hot picks to point out that I'm only looking it over, not loot gobbling.

>>536528541
Aw anon, you're such a sweetie. Players like you make me happy. <3

stack up on deez nuts daddy's finna erupt

>>536528771
I'm Canadian and unlike the stereotype asserts, we aren't nice: we're considerate and polite. And we are so considerate and polite because we know inside of every other Canadian is the same angry fucking demon as we have. When two Canadians meet eyes, the little devils in our hearts shake hands. The Geneva convention is a list of brutal things Canadians did in World Wars.

If youre not opening all the chest at a poi super quick that have the weapons (and therefore passives) drop youre doing it wrong

They should add a kiss emote.

>>536529094
You and all the other horny degens should jack off before posting.

>>536529094
Wrong general, tranny.

>>536529041
lol so you're a polite and cute demon. I like that. Show me your demon side after the run okay?

>>536529076
I mostly only grab the secret illusory wall ones [players STILL don't loot these often. Maybe 1 in 30 players will visit these without me showing them how.

>Albinaurics
>Watchdogs
>Wormface
>Blood [I think]

These all always have a secret basement with super good chests that drop blues/purps/talismans and high tier consumables like starlights

>>536528378
>load up on damage negation, especially fire negation
>buy the massive dmg reduction perfume and convert damage into hp flask to just ignore the massive hoelstor attack altogether
>get a holy weapon, any holy weapon
>stay close to the dog as much you can and learn to dodge his attacks so you don’t have deal with flame residue
>do not focus ash of war skills that require time and to be in cqc
>skills that have distance like blade of calling or black knife are completely fine, just when to use them
>go beside the dog as much you can when it does it triple sword drag to flames
>don’t attack him after his double spin since it’s typically when he goes into walk mode
>just run away from the split if you aren’t comfortable
>the split dogs are insanely easy and have big openings however after lunging
There, adapt better and be better

>>536529183
no, it's not. dark souls is dead, it'll never be touched again, the only reason people are still talking about it is because nightreign is porting things over from it
therefore, talking about dark souls is talking about nightreign and this is the nightreign general

>>536529041
>I'm Canadian and unlike the stereotype asserts, we aren't nice: we're considerate and polite. And we are so considerate and polite because we know inside of every other Canadian is the same angry fucking demon as we have. When two Canadians meet eyes, the little devils in our hearts shake hands. The Geneva convention is a list of brutal things Canadians did in World Wars.
"When a nice guy loses his temper, the devil shivers" ahh post

Anyone want to fight something other than hotdog

>>536529395
I'm just saying I have both sides. I'm also the guy who posts about throwing rounds lol

>>536529498
We were never nice. We're simply polite because being rude to one another would be picking a series of fights with angry alcoholic farmboys.

>>536523382
I cycle between wylder, raiders, and ironeye mainly. I'm struggling with nightreign. As I predicted I would. I don't have the patience for this kind of combat. I'm more of an exploration kind of guy. Today I'm losing every run, except for the two where we lucked our way into finding boss melting weapons. But any time when we have just ok weapons, and have to actually fight well, we get demolished. I'm not having a lot of fun right now. I *want* to like nightreign. There's stuff I enjoy here. I just can't help but to think the boss patterns are kind of bullshit. But I though Elden Ring's boss patterns were bullshit too. So I'm not surprised. Just let plain old annoyed

>>536529648
>We were never nice. We're simply polite because being rude to one another would be picking a series of fights with angry alcoholic farmboys.
I'm Canadian, you're a cringelord and you're giving me second-hand embarrassment.

>>536529398
I really wish revs, duchess and recluse would search the cursed ruins for the purple consumable item. Shit is wraith calling bell on roids

>>536529542
I want to try how is the new maris and Storm ruler but nobody is getting in

>>536524964
Problem? The boss is weak to holy. The erdsteel dagger is holy, and it had the sacred ash that imbues the blade with sacred energy. Theoretically, it's a perfect counter to the boss.

>>536529764
>I'm Canadian
You should know I hate Canadians and that's why I think what I think. We're fucking trash garbage retards.

>>536529041
>>536529648
deeply embarrassing posts made by a fat neckbeard

>>536525405
I found a holy sword too But I'm not fond of swords. I also had another holy weapon in the off hand, so I had the choice of dualwielding or not

bullying general

>>536529398
all ruins have illusory floors btw

That guy is being cringe but it's funny how you guys let all of the degen coomer thread roleplay go without a peep but take the time to speak up about this.

>>536524098
>>536506457

>>536530319
Show me one that's not in this layout then. I can't find others.

>>536530395
That's because the discord likes jacking off but when I let a little of my hatred for Canadians loose, shitlibs get uncomfortable.

>niggas in the erg queue STILL hitting the dog MULTIPLE times during its bait stance
what the fuck are you doing

>>536530553
Free damage and I can dodge the attacks. If you go down then it’s not my issue

>>536530518
The other is on poison, sleep, lightning, albinauric archer wolves, battle mages etc,

Its behind the wall on the back outside of the squared off area where for example that one battle mage would be at the top of the big flight of stairs with the mannequins and mages nearby

>>536530741
name? for the block list.

>>536530775
terr

>>536529881
it costs 10000 fp per use and does like 10 damage

>>536530775
ace

>>536530553
>Wind up AoW
>It does the stance while I'm in the animation
This happens shockingly often. It's a HORRIBLE mechanic to have for a co-op game with this little communication.

It's all MMO-coded bullshit where you're expected to watch a guide with bosses like him or Libra. Caligo was much better because it takes literally one second to figure out she's got on Ice Armor now when your melee sfx change and the dmg is altered.


>>536530745
Interesting. I'm gonna go verify.

>>536530518
what this guy said>>536530745
i have never seen anyone on erg pass go for these

petition for Shiftyduck to be officially renamed to Sissyslut
Sign here:

>>536529398
a greataxe with cragblade is lootkino

>>536530909
Sometimes I go there if I remember to check but nobody follows even if I ping it

>>536530553
Listen, bud, I'm a Canadian. That means that when I'm in the heat of the moment in battle, all I see is RED. Everything that breathes... everything that MOVES... is a target... and yes... that even includes YOU. I don't care about some gay fucking bait stance or if I'm buffing it. I'll let the people who don't have shields worry about that. I see. I react. I ATTACK... besides, if my enemies aren't at full strength when they're fighting me, I wouldn't even call it a win.

But now... unless you want me to show you first hand what happened to the last fool who dared poke the bear... you'd better keep quiet.

gg. bfb + the 2H dual wield weapons seems crazy. Though I couldn't really use it on the dogs

Good fight, men.

>>536529648
I understand. I wasn't mocking you or anything. I still want to see that demon side after the run anon....
>>536529654
Totally understand. I seethed with this game for about 100 hours until I started to get used to how things work. Fast paced decision making is really hard for me so I had to practice it a lot and I slammed a lot of monster zeros while learning to keep up with the baby boy Wylders zooming around with their grappling hook. I also struggled on the nightlords until I started stacking as much damage negation as I could every run and really spent a long time on my relic builds. I found Duchess helped me a lot because I would just spam her dodge instead of needing to learn attack patterns as much. If you hold back and hit dodge she does this really cool elegant backflip and it dodges like everything. It makes me look super cool in the process when really all I'm doing is screaming and mashing dodge.

Revenant is who I currently play the most and I really enjoy her because her summons take aggro off me and I load up on FP so I just stand back and spam huge damage incantations. That makes all the fights a lot less hectic since I'm far away and can see everything that's happening and since I've stacked so much damage negation I know when things 180 and slap me I can take it. I also like to put Sebastian a little behind me so if I do get killed I just crawl to him and he does his autistic screeching to wake me up before I go go back into the fight. Anyway I hope there's a point where it's not annoying for you anymore.

>>536530518
Its either behind the tower in the rear right or in that staircase in the webm. only two places.

anyone wanna queue gigaugur? need a break from hotdogs

>>536531370
I always que both EDs
queueing now btw

gg power of sneedger

>>536531370
sure, I'll play guardian

>>536531370
I hate augur

>>536531453
nevermind

>>536531370
I hate gigaugur

>>536530745
>>536531113
Fuckin' A

I'm gonna be hitting these now too.

queue up ironeyes

>>536531518
birdbros... our response...?

>>536523205
>>536523382
>>536524506
>>536524854
>>536524984
>>536527629
>>536528179
>>536528771
I look like that and do that

I WON"T DO IT
I REFUSE TO RULE THE STORM

>>536527789
no one wants to be stuck in your anus retard fuck off

>>536531435
i'm 1/3...

>>536530903
weakauras for nightreign when???

*Puts collar and leash on you*

>>536528179
what I would like the most is doll tits

>>536529498
newfaggot epic greentext fail

>>536531904
oh shit wait we're 2/3 now for gigaugur

I've been seing other anons try to sit behind the dog while it's doing the nuke attack. Don't sit in between its legs.

>>536532083
spoilers are a bitch

>>536532127
I typically can even make it over

>>536531942
To track what, stamina?

>>536524506
He said ELDEN RING not SHARTREIGN you dumb motherfucker. Don’t twist peoples words.

>>536532127
I keep seeing webms of this safespot but I never see any that show how to actually get to that safespot. Where's the opening to run in when it's swinging around the sword?

>>536532125
3/3! :D

>>536532023
Finally an anon that understands EXACTLY what I want.

>>536532369
Dogs can't speak.

>>536532441
arf arf arf

>>536532249
rotation helpers of course

>>536532586
Good girl!

Add each other on discord or steam so you don't have to do your gay erp in the thread.

>>536532289
It's somewhat complicated so I'd need a webm to show it. Will post in a bit.

>>536531898
you seem upset
gonna cry, D tier?

2/3 dogs need a rev

>anons excited for augur
>anons erping petplay
all time low
wake me up when gigaheolstor's out

>>536532824
Oi

>>536529271
average rev main

>>536532886
You want to sleep for two months?

whats the next best While Walking effect after wraiths

>>536532586
I miss this anime… 2014 was such a cringekino year…

>>536533174
Wraiths and Frenzied Flame. Then as Rev pull out your Lyre and float around without summoning any family to spew infinite free damage.

>>536533174
wafflez lul

>>536532798
sorry i don’t speak pozzslop homo speak speak english next time if you want to be treated as a human being bye now

>>536529441
I want to go there, go unga bunga and dodge his attacks, what's the point of doing all this shit? I killed every DS and Elden ring boss without needing an essay.

>>536533174
Wraiths >> (Glintblades) >>> Violent Rain > Pillars of savage flame > Frenzy > Red lightning

>>536471352
>>536471702
Is there anyone here who actually looks like this? Please say yes…

>>536533597
Yes, anon! There are smoking hot anime babes posting in the 4chan elden ring/nightreign general and they're all waiting for terminally online NEET soulsbourne chuds like you to sweep them off their feet! Go get 'em!

>>536529887
ehh it's the same shit but storm ruler charges faster

>>536534028
Thank you. Please provide their physical locations and any other details about them so that I may do this. :)

>>536533181
The real best year of anime was 2011 though.

Why didn't anyone queuing erg?

>>536534503
im getting on now

>>536533597
I look exactly like this and I queue with erg daily

>>536534339
1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, Fairfax County, Virginia, USA

>>536533597
Sorry, I look like this.

>>536534632
no

>>536533181
>>536534435
I just hate how animes nowadays take like 10 years to finish. Dr. Stone manga has been done ended. The first season came out in like 2016 and that shit still isn't "finished". Plenty of examples like that. Just let some of the non-action scenes look slightly shittier to release things faster desu

Good news: randoms learned not to stand in Augur's tsunamis. Ironeye only went down twice.

>>536534942
Randoms are good at the game. You guys are just malding.

>>536534435
>The real best year of anime was 2011 though
Yes but not because of Steins;Gate.