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>>536942005
Cerydra will sell even less

Is this the thread where we worship Fugue's feet?

>>536942147
Hoyo literally set her to fail. It's why they could actually make her do bad things and actually be a character since they don't give a shit if she'll sell well to chinks.

Report all raiders.

>>536942019 (OP)
Maybe

>>536942147
I think theres a high chance she will sell more

>>536941972
In 14-16 hours most likely

>>536942357
hi Deko I thought you were Anise since you're posting sparkle

>>536942306
I want to huff cute Foxian feet until all the pheremones have fried my brain

>>536942357
Then I'll join in 14-16hrs most likely

>New BA girl gets way more yuri fanart than our game
How did they let this happen

I'm a massive porn addict incel virgin, which HSR girl would have pity sex with me to get rid of my virginity?

>>536942535
They pay for fanart and thats why they are dying along with our retarded little sister

Tribbie SEX

>>536942535
I paid for that fanart

>>536942653
>Tingyun tail
>Tingyun butt
>Tingyun feet
I would not be able to stop huffing Tingyun if that was my POV
I would be such a leaky mess down there

Hey Bricks,
My name is Caelus, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at Prydwen. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to men on Twitter.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Deliverer of the Chrysos Heirs, and starter on my baseball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Edo Star people"? I also get max clears, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO TRASH). You are all Skott's who should just always shit themselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

>>536942630
Serval

>>536942989
Dunn...

>>536942989
>cute blonde girl
Sounds good

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Gacha pvp

>>536942403
I have not made a single post in the last 7 hours.

>>536942971
Holy based

Phaidei gave me porn addiction

>pollux ripping off granblue
>now this

chinks really have no shame

>>536943770
What game is this? Also, who the fuck cares. Imitation is how you make things better. It's like getting mad that someone made a peace symbol. Nigga chill.

kot

So why did they design Cerydra around shilling for Phainon? With how she currently is, she's still not his best support. And they pretty much put an expiration date around herself by tying her to a main attacker that will be powercrept in like half a year. It's like they tried so hard to shill, they just made a shit unit.

>>536942313
>Phainon/Anaxa slave
>No synergy with other teams.
Doomed to fail.

>>536944106
Most people rolled Phainon

>>536942535
bag WONT like this

>>536944163
>less warps than sun-failed-expectations-day
yeah ok

COMMENCING SCORCHED EARTH OPERATION

>>536944163
>most people
So most of our players are women & faggots?

>>536944163
Way more people pulled Ack yet both JQ and Cipher sold like shit

RMC was made as a reaction to how strong HMC was at basically giving another multiplier on the damage formula except True Damage actually scales well. Knowing they won't just copy the same concept all over again, what mechanic would you assume EMC(squared) would have? I'm guessing they'll start abusing AA basically being DDD the character while not being able to use the lightcone itself

Am I the only one who thinks that Hysilens is the hottest girl in HSR?
Her translucent body is making me sexually aroused.

Pag humour

We love DoT here

>>536944637
You're just mad that there's competition, aren't you?

>>536942019 (OP)
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I love MEN

You love Saireen forever

>>536944223
I thought /bag/ liked yuri

>>536945047
I... L-love... Cyrene forever...

>>536944987
>Sparkle
Ew
We don't like Hu Tao here

why are there so many dine and dash mem cunts

>>536942535
lel>>536944727

>>536945119
Why are you stuttering? Say it with more conviction. Pussy.

>>536944871
What competition you fucking mongoloid, they literally copy paste other peoples designs and put them into their games? There is no competition its just steal someone elses thing and profit out of it. GBF dragon was one design, Elden Ring boss was turned into Hoolay, and then you have a bunch of characters that are suspiciously similar like characters from other gachas and/or anime/manga.
China cant invent shit on their own. Even one of their "most successful" games is just a dark souls copy. Their other more successful games are made by South Korean studios. Chinks are giga hacks.

>>536944871
it's not even 4-nigga-in-a-row game.
take it easy, Zhang. You’ve already maxed out your social credit quota for the month

not enough lewds here

>>536945229
I love Cyrene forever.

amphoreus flopped and slopped

>>536942306
>>536942653

>>536945369
Slop us some chibi lewds if you are so great.

>>536945548
Ik what you did in your bedroom,

>>536945402
Good boy!

>>536945108
just look at the thread now

>>536945047
I love Elysia forever in every universe!!

>>536945662
Thank you...

I want this as a beanbag chair

>>536945242
Humans weree walking around for at least 200,000 years before someone decided to imitate their neighhbour and expand upon it. That's how civilization satrted. Imaginging cavemen screeching that you copied ung's way of starting a fire.

>>536945652
meant for >>536945369

>>536945794
She owns you.

>>536946214
S-she... owns.. me

>>536945749
>Read the thread
Wow they're just like us

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (97)

Caelus' game

this is her game now everyone and everything coming out is solely to support her

Let my heart bravely spread the wings,
soaring past the night,
to trace the bright moonlight.

Let the cloud heal me off the stings,
gently wipe the sorrow of the life,
I dream.

>>536946896
>already rugpulling Cyrene before beta is out and making her a generalist
Uh oh

>>536946519
I honestly don't know why they're passing the bed over that

>>536946305
show hotapai

>>536946975
a generalist for the plebs another buffer for moi

https://www.youtube.com/live/12SXXUeRKfY?si=aPWhQNI1Iwb7u-Mo
https://www.youtube.com/live/12SXXUeRKfY?si=aPWhQNI1Iwb7u-Mo
https://www.youtube.com/live/12SXXUeRKfY?si=aPWhQNI1Iwb7u-Mo

>>536946932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ

>>536946102
extra points for "muh civilization" ramble
keep up the good work

>>536947356
>wuwa stream
buy an ad

>>536945654
post more of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zodHltkgK1w
Honkai for this feel? And no dont say Argenti give me a real answer

We like wuwa here

>>536947717
Nikador

>saw the leaks for elation gimmick event
looks like scepters 2.0

>>536947757
No I mean naked but censored

why play wuwa when you can play counter strike 2?

>>536947717
Your silvermane guard?
GODpard?

>>536947469
>>536947863
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here's the batch I can't tell if its nsfw or not especially the later ones where i have the body be whitened out

>>536947956
ty smooch

>>536947843
But anon!
QQ's Competing!

What's the point of Evernight if she's worse than E1 Tribbie and neither Castorice or Cyrene need her

We like "We like" posters here

>>536947892
That's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyuFLU2Zqz0

>>536948115
to be an aoe jingliu
unironically foul treatment for the mascot

Finally found a Sigga showcase in the new endgame mode and it's not looking good bros...

https://streamable.com/cpwu3u

>>536948346
I'm sure things will get better for him
just believe harder anon

>>536944646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__DIDxfLgY
It looks like something similar to scepter if we're getting like the event, basically characters will contribute to the effect in the action bar and it will detonate a lot of stuff (damage, buffs, debuffs, etc etc).
Even hunt characters like Feixiao can AOE, it will be interesting if the elation path can actually buff characters like that

>Hoyo gives us a glimpse into what could be a 4-Star Buff (QQ)
>probably just gonna give it to a new character instead
are these mfs serious

>>536948284
Evernight can't even 0 cycle Phainon negro at E2S1 and the boss was literally designed for her. She got mega nerfed as a Castorice support, and Jingliu exists, who isn't tied to Remembrance characters, has HP% scalings and is actually decent after the buff (T1).

I literally cannot understand Evernight existing with her current kit. At least Cerydra has a clear use as Phainon's irreplaceable cocksleeve. But Evernight doesn't have any clear purpose because she competes with Tribbie the team designed for her, and after V3 she's worthless as an hypercarry.

>>536948542
I saw a Fugen showcase and she got obliterated in like 4 turns...

This game sucks I'm gonna go pop bloons

>>536948569
someone in the comments brought up how they could be testing altering a characters path
like turning feixiao into an erudition unit

>>536948826
>BTFO by Jingliu of all jobbers even at higher eidolons
nevermind The Herta, this bitch is fucked...

V5 will save Evernight like how it saved Tribbie

Youtube com hyacine scream scene

>>536949175
a reminder that they had to NERF tribbie's synergy with feixiao, and even that couldn't stop THEIR overwhelming might

by V5 they just gave up and let her cook

>>536948993
I could see them starting to release cheap alts for characters without changing a lot of animations or the skin

>>536948993
>altering a characters path
This remind me of this leak
What happened with this anyway

>>536948826
This design aesthetic just for her throw out blue jellyfish is so odd

>>536949312
Yeah I use mine with Feixiao, the AOE damage helps her a lot

>>536948826
she's jobbing to 3 toddlers and a dying woman we never met, there is no god

They know lolis don't sell very well unless unbelievably powerful so they just said fuck it and made Tribbie the most broken character in the game after the Feixiao fiasco just for fun

>>536949764
and look where that got genshin
now every loli is a 4*

>>536949764
in the end, cunnyGODs ate well...
but at what cost...

I WAS THERE I WAS A WITNESS FROM V1 TO V5 I SAW

>>536948993
after the trashcan event i learnt to have zero expectations for hoyo translating fun event mechanics into real kits

>>536949452
>>536949502
it could be related to that older leak about a character switching paths mid battle

marchkeks really think their annoying pink whore deserves better treatment all because mihomo decided to put her face as the app icon. they should have just used herta as the app icon.

>>536949953
POKEY GETTIN FLOPPY

>>536949985
them raping Daniel and March -again- is proof that fun isn't allowed unless they have no hope in a character selling otherwise (Tribbie)

I'm afraid of Elation meta…

>>536950003
I thought that was a fake leak (Opal leaks = bait for leakers)

>>536949953
Feixiao's existance unironically got like 3 characters nerfed. Those three being Tribbie, Anaxa, and Cipher.

>>536949953
V3 Feixiao+Moze+Tribbie were insane
Much better synergy than with Robin

>>536949764
if being a loli is a debuff then why are they about to overtake the shilled "premiere remembrance" support?

>>536950102
them raping Daniel and March -again- is proof that the game is literally screaming at you to save for Cyrene and her Eidolons because she's going to be Ruan Mei 97% usage rate in all gamemodes for an entire year kind of relevant in the meta.
I was a returning player who missed out on RM and I felt fucking miserable playing endgame, I'm not going through that shit again especially when the new ultra broken support is cute and pink.

Elation meta will nerf SP neutral/positive support

Screencap this

>>536950414
futureproof character baby

>>536950102
Dan's mechanic was always a bug

>>536947258
dame

>>536943770
Vague reminds me of HoT Mei.

>>536950310
well yeah not opal, but the mechanic it self
seems like elation might be something like that

>>536950613
but there's no reason to make march sub-jingliu level, that's just needlessly cruel

Look I can predict Elation's team in 2026

Elation Main DPS (Anniversary unit Yae)
Elation Sub-DPS
Elation Sustain
Tribbie E1

>>536950992
>Tribbie

>>536950992
you NEED THEM 3B skippers lost bigly

>>536950992
SHE'S COMING

We all own Tribbie here.

>>536950810
Is that genderbend Phainon and Mydei??

>>536950613
>must own ruan-mei level
your tribios?

>>536950992
SparkleSP is meant to be the new elation support, where is she?

>>536943770
Is this wuwu?

>>536951550
Sparkle Small Penis?

>>536951401
(E1)

>>536951550
sporkle is the dps

>>536951685
>>536951401
Tribbie IMPACTED me...
THREE TIMES!!!

>E6 Cyrene
>E6 Elation sustain
This

Harmony: Star Rail General

>>536951836
Not anymore. Sunday ruined it all.

March and ZZZ are out of the contest.

>March is mediocre
>Kill Dan Peter synergies with most units

What the fuck, our own crew is getting shafted.

>>536952063
>Zzz number one girl lost to our 5th most popular girl

So, only 1 unit on 3.7/ next leak which is Cyrene, right?

>>536952110
>Dan is more popular than Shartnon
Oops have a bad kit
>March is more popular than Shitrene and Shartorice
Oops here's a blue jellyfish and a Jingliu tier kit

>>536952110
can't have them intruding on Cyrene sales

>>536952270
Yea

tribbie cord melty

>>536952270
Yeah, nobody would pull for a 2nd half character during Cyrene's patch anyway.

>>536952161
Well they don't call her "Robbin" for nothing!

>>536952314
but if you let people save, that just makes cyrene sales worse?

>>536952270
Isn't Cyrene 3.7 and 3.8?

>>536952063
surely Firefly can beat Furina right?

>>536952063
marchkeks and zzzookeks can't afford bots

It's a date (execution and burning), Hyacinthia

Cyrene will have the highest e6 ownership in the game.

>>536952419
3.7 is Cyrene
3.8 is Constance

>>536952474
lol
lmao even

>>536952484
The Marshall is so beautiful...

We need her.

Trianne (the Hunt) when

Evernight, use water gun!

>>536952746
Do you think the liquid is warm?

>>536952474
No chance.

>>536952746
Why not ink...or blood?

>>536950992
>Tribbie field and E1 trigger when an ally target deals damage
>Elation surprise box gimmick isn't considered an ally target
Hoyo will brick them in the Elation battleship just like Robin/Sunday were bricked in the Remembrance battleship

>>536952063
March is not beating the SAnby allegations. The face of the game should be Cyrene or Pom-Pom

>>536950613
>because she's going to be Ruan Mei 97% usage rate
Nice, another skip

>>536952993
Then just keep Tribbie in your Castorice giga busted team and ignore Elation like people did with remembrance this year.

>>536952746
>>536952882
This but used on Caelus instead
>>536952982
it's not water....

>>536949953
May V5 ressurect him

>>536953198
>it's not water
god damn it march

>>536953010
HuoHuo*

Elation will be a nothingburger. It will be a rehashed mechanic and they will just try to sell us more sigs with it. HSR is done.

>>536953010
the "gacha heroine" curse is real...

Elation meta: if you are not Elation character, suck my dick

>>536953590
my pov...

>>536953639
Scampo would NEVER say this... He's OUR nigga...

>>536953873
remembrance wasn't racist enough...

that pumpkin meat stew looks hella yummy

>>536954478
What's it gonna be anon?
Tribbie? Or Agy?

>>536954696
No, we were looking for the imperator, do you know when she'll arrive?

>3.4 flop because fate Collab is shit
>3.5 has bland and boring characters
>HSR is dead and broke to the point they have to recycle march and Dan Heng for the last two remaining 13 flame chasers
Meanwhile ZZZ gets this sex goddess.

>>536954848
>meanwhile
then why are you here friend

>>536954696
Tribbie

>>536954696
I can take ten of you

Break meta again

>>536953559
Woah dude that means you have to buy 1 or 2 battle pass a year, how tough!

Would you flay him alive with a rusty cleaver for 30 bucks?

>>536955119
I love Yuzuha btw

>>536955154
I don't want to make Welt sad, that's his son!
Robin however...

>>536955226
Lady Tribios mogs Yuzuha in sex appeal

>>536954478
uoh what's this

>>536955357
She's dead thou

>>536955465
upgraded several times over*

>>536955465
She isn't. She's on my Castorice team

Alright, I want everyone to take their best unironic guess as to what the two new male characters for the 4.X yaoibait are gonna be like. What archetypes? What dynamic? What general look will they have?

>>536954848
3.4 flopped because Amphoreus is now a poor man's timeloop story.

Tribbie is so sexy

>>536955668
>yaoibait
there's a non 0% chance they don't rape sampo and that scares me

>>536955658
Tribbie's lesbian SEX

>>536955668
I hope someone as cool as Phainon.
a character like that can carry the whole patch even if the 2nd banner is a massive flop like fate shit collab

>>536955668
>I want everyone to take their best unironic guess as to what the two new male characters for the 4.X yaoibait are gonna be like.
It's written by limegan so there won't be one and if there is it'll be completely unintentional and not on the level of phaidei. expect it to also be rugpulled like renheng was.

>>536955668
Dan x Blade again with a bit of Welt x Void.
It's not gonna be much though because they went all out with it this year

>>536955685
>reddit;gate

>>536955864
no idea how that'd work, but hot regardless

Loli yuri bait soon

>>536955987
Aglaea step away from that cat...

What do you mean the patch isn't even halfway over?

>>536955921
Explain to me how Amphoreus's story so far is better than SG in any way. Because as far as I see it Hoyo is struggling to write their characters and any dramatic moments with weight to them. And part of that is down to the gacha format but most of it is still just incompetence and bad writing.

>>536953559
>>536953639
I think this AS is teasing/testing our Elation mechanic.
One or more transforming characters.

Bros I'm not going to have to go through the Cyrene Phainon cucking me predicament with Sparkle and Sampo in 4.0 right? Sampo would never do that, right? Actually, does it count as cucking if the girl is a canon whore like Sparkle whose cavernous ruined pussy could be used to host the 2026 diving olympics?

>elation will add NotMemosprite to action bar
>but your whole team need to do all kinds of ritual dance to advance/buff it
>it will only do stuff during its turn
>no Sunday/Robin/Bronya AA allowed

isn't this just JY's Lightning Lord all over again?

>>536954848
Cerydra is probably the most interesting HSR character in a while. It's just that they had to rush her story in one patch, but she actually made the whole spiel about the Flamechase being full of loss actually true.

>>536956207
>cucking
Anon.
We ALL know that Sparkle is a whore for the streets, why would that change now?

a true yunlifag doesn't use boots on his yunli

>>536955685
>>536956157
S;G's cast are just as tropey as the worst HSR characters. It's not better just because it happens in visual novel format.

>>536956207
>does it count as cucking if the girl is a canon whore like Sparkle whose cavernous ruined pussy could be used to host the 2026 diving olympics?
No? I guess?
I mean it's only cucking if you're not getting any.

>>536956307
This. Unlike Cyrene, Sparkle has every kind of std to ever exist.

>>536956336
Uh based?

>>536956336
>yunliGOD

>>536956336
My knee is bending on its own

>>536956207
>whorekle
If anything I'd feel bad for Sampo who'd go from BASED to HAPPY cuck whose whore wife fucks homeless men for money

that is not the way for our pal to go out, dreadful.

>>536956663
I hope Cyrene becomes a chubby slampig like Elysia

>>536956207
your mom is cucking (You) from your dad, nigga

Take a look out your window and look outside your house. See that random guy and girl talking? Yeah, they’re definitely fucking. They're absolutely cucking you right now, probably laughing at you behind your back while doing it even.

Kot gentle loving

>>536956628
>whore wife fucks homeless men for money
Archer's former master has higher standards than that at least.

I miss Argenti...

>>536955685
Are Steins;Gay sloppers still jealous that Fate got the collab? It didn't even do that well.

>>536956358
Man
We could have this character for the Collab rather than Shitty saber artoria

>>536956336
>2 million counter when Hoolay isn't broken
My E6 Yunli doesn't do that...

>>536956207
You say this as if anyone liked Sparkle in-game

>>536956795
this game needs some more slampigs...

>just finished the main story
I think I fell in love...
Cerydra didn't deserve the kit she got but I still want to get her

wait so what was the point of cyrene dying

any interesting news lately? I've been completely tuned out during this latest drought

>>536957029
Chinkcels couldn't handle Medbstacy

>>536957168
time to release the varesa expy

>>536957191
>Phainon's exclusive cumbucket
Kek

>>536957198
Which Cyrene. There are millions

>>536957198
Ragebaiting Fuli

Women only want one thing and it's disgusting

>>536957191
I'm honestly gonna wait for rerun and grab silver sex instead...
Maybe by then they'll have a character worth using her with instead of making her phainon's stress reliever (when mydei is busy)

>>536957351
A muse

>>536957191
Welcome to the club. Best case scenario she gets a female teamate by the time she reruns.

>>536957351
I mean, are they wrong?
It's very cute...

>>536957270
why

Wasn't Sparkle also DHIL's cumbucket when she was first released?

>>536957691
Yes, but nobody cares about Sparkle...

>>536957296
Don't forget she's also for Anaxa

>>536957691
You could use her with everyone.

>>536957837
any more elation-mode screenies?

>>536957837
wtf is Cerydra doing there lol?

>next year Elation Path
>they copied Impromptu Incantation from R1999
>mystery box on the action bar
>build up stacks with elation units
>big hit once the box arrives
>no more harmony meta
>full elation team will be like cas premium team
better start saving

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Zàibu huì ràng chéngnuò bèi fūyǎn
Bù ràng zhēnxīn bèi qūjiě
Méiyǒu yùyǎn de rénshēng dàn
Měi yībù wǒ yǒu juédìng quán
Ràng xiácī pī fà xiàn
Ràng měilì bèi zhēnshí fùyuán
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ hái méi bèi liǎojiě
Bié zài ràng shànyì bèi tuōyán
Bù tīng èyǔ hé xián yán
Méiyǒu yùyǎn de rénshēng dàn
Měi yībù wǒ yǒu xuǎnzé quán
Cuòwù bù bèi zhēyǎn
Zhēnshí de wǒ zài nǐ yǎnqián
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ děngdài pī fà xiàn
[Verse 2]
Cí bù dá yì liǎo wú xīnyì
Yányǔ zhī zhōng yǒu jǐ gè zì suànshì fā zì nèixīn
My Muse, án yǒng zhēngzhá wú chù ānfàng
Fēngdiān fúkuā línggǎn yǐ xiāoshì zài mínglìchǎng

[Pre-Chorus]
Shīqù de yīqiè
Cuòshǒubùjí zhīqián shì bùshì cóng wèi bèi chájué
Xiāoshī kòngbái cánquē
Huòxǔ zǒng xué bù huì zhēnxī hé gǎnxiè

[Chorus]
Zàibu huì ràng chéngnuò bèi fūyǎn
Bù ràng zhēnxīn bèi qūjiě
Méiyǒu yùyǎn de rénshēng dàn
Měi yībù wǒ yǒu juédìng quán
Ràng xiácī pī fà xiàn
Ràng měilì bèi zhēnshí fùyuán
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ hái méi bèi liǎojiě
Bié zài ràng shànyì bèi tuōyán
Bù tīng èyǔ hé xián yán
Méiyǒu yùyǎn de rénshēng dàn
Měi yībù wǒ yǒu xuǎnzé quán
Cuòwù bù bèi zhēyǎn
Zhēnshí de wǒ zài nǐ yǎnqián
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ děngdài pī fà xiàn
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
Zàibu huì ràng shànliáng bèi wūmiè
Bù ràng xīwàng zài pòmiè
Nányǐ yùyán de wèilái dàn
Měi yībù wǒ zìjǐ tǐyàn
Ràng xiácī pī fà xiàn
Ràng měilì bèi zhēnshí fùyuán
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ hái méi bèi liǎojiě
Bié zài ràng shànyì bèi tuōyán
Bù tīng èyǔ hé xián yán
Méiyǒu yùyǎn de rénshēng dàn
Měi yībù wǒ yǒu xuǎnzé quán
Cuòwù bù bèi zhēyǎn
Zhēnshí de wǒ zài nǐ yǎnqián
Xīn li yǒu gè shēngyīn qídàizhuó tuìbiàn
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ huì bèi nǐ liǎojiě

>>536955685
>Take Elysian Realm
>make it worse on every level
>also add a loop which isn't as good as loops they've done before
Pic is better.

>>536957837
>threesome
this mechanic is gonna cause ULTRA melties

>>536958094
this version of Cerydra is actually useful cause she lets the box do its thing twice with no caveat

>>536958143
Pretty sure harmonies will still be useful for given mystery box buffers extra turns.

Please pull premium Elation team…you can't use old character!

which amphoreus character that isn't a cuckbait
name one please

>>536958549
tribbie

>>536958143
this is how Memosprite should have been implemented, desu
instead we got a bunch of suicide bombers

Bronya RABU!

>>536958549
Cyrene.

>>536958549
I mean...

One day, he will do something.

>>536958143
Uhmmm I don't like it
I'll quit after Amphoreus anyway

>>536958596
Football Captain Gepard's POV

>>536958549
Tribbie is ALWAYS available.

>>536958578
>>536958640
she/they or whatever got wormed by mydei and phainon though

>>536958596
bigger

>>536957968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__DIDxfLgY

>>536958849
Pleaaase...

>>536958849
>Say yes
>Portal instantly opens next to you

>>536958486
Let's see the waifus first then we'll talk about rolling for elation

I wonder what miss Himeko is up to...

>>536958298
they really did her dirty huh?

Tribbie foursome

>>536958486
if there's cunny then I'll consider it
otherwise no

>>536958987
which one is the tightest

>>536959095
Will still roll E1S0 for my E2S1 Phainon. It sucks that she doesn't have a use outside of that team though...maybe for Archer sustainless?

why do you people want to fuck tribbie so badly

I am the last Hotaru Rabu poster.

>>536958486
Uh sweety, the first elation character has to work with older units. Aglaaea's premium team still wants Sunday, Robin and Huo Huo.

>>536959416
they're really sexy

>>536959416
Because Mem is no longer with us and I need the next tightest cave.

>>536959347
>dix chun
Vacate

>>536959416
are you gay

>>536959416
some of us were starving, give us a break

On days like this, I sometimes miss the comfy air of Xianzhou. It's August and if anything, we should've gone back to our yearly Yanqing bullying instead of being stuck on this boring planet for the rest of the year. Whose idea was it to stretch out one of the most boring planets with the most boring cast for an entire year and expect the whole playerbase to just accept it like a good little Chihuahua? are they dumb? retarded even?

>>536959056
is that her breast milk?

>>536959703
kill yourself, nobody wants luofu
2.4 and 2.5 almost killed the game

>>536959772
>nobody wants the luofu
I miss my chinese pals...

Tribbie&Bailu lesbian SEX

>>536959420
and I am the only true March lover around, you don't see me bragging about it every thread

>>536959772
>2.4 and 2.5 almost killed the game
Rappa did it and she wasn't a Luofu character

>>536959851
they just made a trip to penacony for the fruit matching event
except yunli since nobody cares about her

>>536959772
I started playing during 2.4 though

>>536959918
they sent her out to die after the xianzhou slop 2 episodes

>>536959904
Potato ORGY

>>536959772
fuck you faggot
everyone is already sick and tired of your homofaggotry

>>536959918
It was a joint effort

>>536960009
But enough about Tingyun
God her 5* was such wasted potential

>>536960043
>>536959904
>>536959602
>>536959485
kys pedofags

Loli lesbian SEX is so hot…

>we want more shipbait chinks
No we don't, fuck off

Mem is so hot

>>536960643
Stop right there buddy

yes I want more shipbait chinks. I will take anything over homofaggotry. I fucking hate femcels so fucking much for turning my beloved star rail into homo infestations

>>536960442
It could always be worse...

Total Cipher love

>>536960846
Truth nuke

>>536960739
Cuck

Fu Hua expy when?

>Evernight E2S1 DPS losing to E1S1 Jingliu (E2S1 Evernight can't 0 cycle anymore)
Remind me again why Evernight exists when her Castorice synergy got gutted and as a DPS performs the same as E0S1 Jingliu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOHWY-JJPgE

>>536960739
We know you like to /watch/, Moze

>>536960846
>>536960892
Would've been great if some ciphag isn't as homophobic as you guys

>>536960643
God, imagine pumping Mem full of cum

I miss you mem…

>>536961246
you wouldn't fuck a memosprite

>>536961029
15% of players cleared MoC 12 in 2024.
Who cares?

It's UP

https://youtu.be/7QDFSneeuc0?si=t8lCOkH-7f3klmHq

>>536953785
Will Scampo SP also have vagina bones?

>Memfuckers
What hours are these? I hate it here.

>>536961029
>losing to jingliu
no way

>>536961429
You're in this general every day of every week of every month without fail. You've probably been playing since day 1 or at least for 1 year or more. You're deeply invested into this game if you're here posting every day.
>Who cares?
You do. Feel free to say otherwise. There's no way to prove you're lying or not.

But you can't lie to yourself.

>worse damage contribution than 2 gold Tribbie
>worse DPS than Jingliu
>Dan3 is just an ATK scaling Aventurine now

>>536961376
I would 100% fuck Mem

>>536961762
i wish evernight can replace tribbie in castorice teams but it seems shes a RMC sidegrade? I was baited into getting Fugue and then I had to get C1. I dont wanna do that again.

What game should I start playing bwos?

>>536961029
Mihoyo saw all the Marchfags crying. It's a hit or miss when they try to make a character do two things.

>>536961663
I don't know how you can think we are all metafags when there's a bunch of people still rolling for Cerydra.

>>536961762
>less flexible than Jingliu, even loses in DPS to her
>worse than Tribbie when it comes to buffs
if they can't make her buffs better than tribbie for casto teams, or at least her DPS better than Jingliu for Hypercarry, then what the fuck IS she for?

>>536961935
ZZZ

>>536961937
>le reddit Googleglowie

>>536961473
https://www.4chan.org/advertise

>>536961886
>Evernight
>RMC sidegrade
I rather pull the RMC upgrade next patch
>>536962009
A bunch of people pulled Phainon and Cerydra is his Jiaoqiu. It makes sense meta wise. Hoyo is kind enough that they made March and Dan worthless and gave you a 4* Harmony LC to pull for her E0S0 worry free.

>>536961540
don't act like you wouldn't

>>536962223
Would only consider it if she had Cyrene's memories.

>>536962196
Rude as fuck.

>>536962035
they're fucked, no one wants to pull an Ice HPmeme hypercarry when everyone already has one after Jingliu's rape; and no one wants March's first 5* form to be a casto slave. They can only churn out so many copies of the same character who only use tribbie and hyacine

>>536962196
Isn't she worthless if Phainon is E2? His sales got carried by eidolon pullers

>>536962196
>Phainon's Jiaoqiu needs E1 to start being significantly better than Bronya
Lol

>>536962430
Yeah. Hoyo killing Evernight's kit and dragging the face of the game through the mud to sell Cyrene is pretty rude. But since she's an easy skip now least I get to pull E2S1 Cyrene which is nice.

fofo reipu

>>536962676
Cyrene would say this.

>>536962478
>after jingliu's rape
I'd rather have post-rape/buff E1S1 Jingliu at this point
at least she isn't SHACKLED to both memebrance AND aoe

>trusting HSR calcs
kek. show me your math degree before you tell me about dps output

>>536962578
So what's his meta team? Sunday Bronya Tingyun?

>>536962676
There's still two beta updates minimum.
Don't act so cocky.

mempregnation

>release a Remembrance "Emanator" when in the game's current state you can count the number of Remembrance operators on 1 hand
What next? Diamond shadow drop in 3.8?

>>536963030
She's a Chrysos Heir emanator

>>536962478
"I'm sorry evernight, but i don't think you're cut out to be on our HP scaler team"
"this is bullshit, you let jingliu in"
"being wheelchaired is an important part of the team and I don't think even you qualify"

>>536962926
Alright bwo. Lets go back to Cerydra's V4 and V5 and see what significant changes were implemented to her kit during these updates.

>>536963296
I don't hate him specifically, just everything revolving around him

phainon is painfully inoffensive otherwise

>>536962873
Sunday+bronya core, then sustain or ruan mei for AS.

>>536963296
Posting ooc moe art of him won't make this faggot likeable

>E2S1 Phainon + E1 Cerydra
How many cycles will this team take in mid-late 4.x

>>536962926
what the fuck are they gonna do even if they buff her damage?
how are people going to justify rolling for an "aoe jingliu/RMC" hybrid freakazoid right before RMC Pro Max++

Man you can just smell the soullessness of this game. why did our funds have to go to this slop

>>536963458
0

>>536963506
It's going to flop

>>536963506
Will Kebin expy be in this? Not downloading if not

>Honkaimon icon is not Kiana
She absolutely flopped and slopped so they replaced her.

>>536963658
Who?

>>536963506
DW theres still the animal farm clone and honkai mmo.

>bro you should get e2 herta and e1 tribbie first before anaxa
>bricked in half the apoc shadow rotations because no ice weak
Will Cerydra be the same

>>536963506
>Kiana and Paimon have white hair
>March has pink hair
>Anby has white hair (why not Nicole to have another girl with pink hair?)
>now this blue bitch

>jingliu leaves 4eva after her shitty rerun
>immediately release an ice "dps" even more bricked than her
nigga please

>>536963770
Epitome of perfection

why aren't you playing ZZZ?

>>536963836
March has pink hair because of the Elysia's boom, she was planned to be white haired like the all the others.

>>536964018
Because my M2W1 Sanby felt weaker than my 0 investment mibibi.
Powercreep is good actually.

What kink would be too much for Phainon? Pic related

>>536963832
An E2 Herta with an E1 Tribbie could just smack the boss to death without caring about breaking.

>>536963506
>Pokémon, but greedier.
>You need to pay for poke balls with irl money
Yeah, I’m thinking soulless

>>536963894
Having more path locks than even E0 Acheron is definitely a choice

>>536964018
If I wanted to play a hack-n-slash with cute girls I have plenty of options that aren't f2poor trash
with this game I can just leave it for months and come back when I feel like it

>>536964095
>>Pokémon, but greedier.
>>You need to pay for poke balls with irl money
no sean it's even worse. It's autochess slop, like TFT or the event in ZZZ/genshin recently. There's no real gameplay.

>>536964018
waiting for Orphie
>>536964085
they are buffing Sanby just like they buffed Ellen and Orphie works well with her

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dkfretCno8w
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dkfretCno8w
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dkfretCno8w

>>536963506
Bruh if I wanted to play TFT I'd just play the real thing, don't even need to gacha anything for the actual gameplay

>>536964095
>Pokémon, but greedier.
>You need to pay for poke balls with irl money
So Pokémon... how do you think you get card packs?

>>536964228
I will only try this slop if it has my daughter

>>536963506
>TFT but the characters are attractive
This was made for card game autists like me.

>>536964241
To make things worse, the gameplay is not just autochess but chibislop autochess.

Would you play the new game if Bubbles, and Mem were catchable?

>Honkai in name
not playing it just so Shaoji can have another game to ruin with his dogshit storytelling, fuck you.

>>536964427
>catchable
it's not a pokemon clone

>>536964427
Mem is Elysia so I would be forced to follow my wife.

>>536964427
hell no

>autochess chibislop hoyoslop
actually making me consider FEH of all things over it, fucking grim

>>536964427
If there were H-scenes sure

>>536963158
10% res pen and additional damage for Anaxa

>>536964517
What the actual fuck is that soulless slop. Censor gore

>>536964427
YOU NEED THEM

So how do we feel about the elation event?

>>536964535
dude that's just self-harm at that point

The 3k USD I spent on this game went to that? can i refund still

>>536964741
>elation threesome showtime attacks
QQ approved...

>>536964741
Hopeful for total harmony annihilation.

Cipher for DoT team, thoughts?

>>536964517
You all will slurp that down just like how did all the other game.
Will you drop it in 2 weeks? Yes
But that doesn’t changed the fact you slurp on Dawai cock once

>>536964968
it will wipe out most, but it can't kill... THEM

>>536964517
what are these random monsters, why can't they just do a big mash of different hoyo games' mobs? Or is that reserved for collab characters?

>>536965031
It's true damage it won't be bad.

>Elation planet
Phainon is ngmi…where’s the harmonies

>>536964517
They should add bangboos

Give DHPT his funny interaction again nobody will roll for him anyway

hsr event
Anything is better than this when the bar is set in hell. ZZZ/Genshin unironically has way more effort than this

>>536965324
your KINObwoos?

>>536962248
>not 3D
wasted potential.
They are based real cake anyways

>>536965378
The average ZZZ event is basically like that

Elysia battlesuit announcement tomorrow Elliebros.

>>536965459
Fake news sometimes it's puzzles or photographs

>>536965382
wubaboos are so lazy compared to bangboos

every single bangboo has different attack animations and of course their designs are all different too

meanwhile wubaboos are all the same static 3d sphere with a 240px texture overlaid and have no animations whatsoever

>>536965342
>keep the dragon interactions
>but brick his sustain
>E2S1 unbricks his sustain
you like gweilo?

Stop being tsundere.
All of you will try it since is mihoyoslop anyway

>>536965665
>March needs E2S1 to still job to Jingliu
>Daniel Hung needs E2S1 to job to Aventurine (Forma de Unbuffed)
hoyoverse...

>>536965665
Him being a sustain is already bad enough, and they already made him worse at it so more nerfs are unnecessary

>>536965596
Don’t forget the food delivery

>>536965621
you are not supposed to point that out

eula avatarfagging manilatroon finna have a melty for the entire day

>>536965156
I don't have BS

>dante worse than a sustain released 13 patches ago
lol
lmao even

Fuck MOC
Fuck Apocalyptic Shadow
I used to be able to three-star this shit and now I can't and it's so frustrating.

>>536965717
I think I'd sooner subject my peehole to other slop than that first firebro

>>536965880
>objectively worse sigga
>might even be the first sustain to be WORSE than poo xuan
lmao

>>536965880
The IPC is our greatest ally and we hope to see the Elation buff our guy Kakavasha

>>536965378
It's a Herta event, you should know by now they do their utmost best to make her screentime as little as possible.

i will try the honkai autochess, if the vibe is great i will play it for the next 3 days
if it's not im sticking with only shitposting on /vg/ (yes, I no longer play any gachaslop rn since I was so burned out playing a lot of gachashit last year)

>>536966189
remember to take breaks from gacha brother, always good for your health

>>536966121
She could just not be a fraud

>>536966121
she's too busy tonguing screwllums mechanical anus

>>536966121
They reduced her screentime because she slopped and flopped

>>536965942
RJ?

Turning Castorice into my sex slave

Yuri general

Can HNA be the new Pokemon?

>>536965665
Yes he's absolutely soulless in his current state

>>536966393
for a second I thought that pic was of asta and my dick got excited
now I'm just disappointed

>>536966528
Homosexuality is a sin

>>536966542
lol no

>only these few likes and views
Yep this shit is gonna flop big time and become another drag on us like ZZZ

>>536966726
>Space Pag

>>536966726
he says as he posts the horsefucking sow

They should remove March and Dan from beta and redo their kits
They openly have no clue what they're doing

Why do Castorice havers feel superior for having rolled her?

My wife is so cute

>>536966542
No, it will flop itself like ZZZ because people tired of hoyoslop

>>536966528
We love yuri here

>>536966831
flat, short, stupid.

>>536966774
>everyone is sucking our dick for pocket change
get off OUR nuts

Signature light cones and eidolons are bait. You can clear everything in the game max stars without them.

>>536966774
>No advertise, no marketing
I wonder why

>>536966865
But Hoyo was supposed to be the king of gachas for 10 years at least....

>>536966774
>another h*nkai game and not something original like Genshin or ZZZ
Hoyo never learns

>>536966879
True and real

>>536966880
Now list the downsides

Can honkais compete with my mom and auntie?

>>536966942
All mihoyo players already know about this.

>>536966972
Sorry bro, the Jews decided to stop the quarantine earlier

>>536966259
I don't take a break, I quit forever lol
I don't see the point of going back and playing gachaslop anymore since I can just gen my own AI to do whatever I want. I just don't like the idea of waiting for some shitty writer to decide which one’s for me and which one isn’t. Or it's the fact that I have to go through shitty unbearable yapping session & blatant homoshit pandering just for what? 1-5 worth of pulls? no thanks, I'm good

>>536966938
>Es and LC are bait
>Post LC bait unit

4* doko...

>>536967017
Why do they look like aliens

I see that it's pitslut hour...

i heard evernight got nerfed to the ground is it true?

>>536967209
Bro your standard banner Clara light cone?

>>536967286
no
but then that's not the answer you want so, yeah i guess she's worse than Sampo

>>536967220
Siobhan soon!

>>536967286
>"buffed" her DPS
>still does less damage than jingliu, at the cost of some of her supportslutting too
depressing times

Yaoi, and dating thread

>>536966880
>flat
She isn't flat for her height

>>536967273
Its always pitslut hours

>>536967039
>Everyone
You mean gacha coomsumer? Cuz nobody already playing TFT or other autochess clone going to play GACHA autochess.

FUCK THE KAISER

>>536967408
let's not pretend we don't need to feed her snacks bro

>>536967251
Power of Eros (greek god from outer space)

Hu Tao is the HSR killer

>Evernight
how can they save her

>>536967814
slaying hsr isn’t that hard. Any of our sister game could do it

>>536967286
Absolutely worthless. Just use Ruan mei e1 if you have Castorice cone.

>>536967286
They tried to make her work as a main DPS.
But now she's just a shit Castorice support AND a shit main DPS

>>536967814
They're saving the Hu Tao expy for China arc #3....

Not touching HNA unless it has Payday content

>>536968214
you know, looking at the two side by side, I never played genshin- but QQ somewhat resembles Hu Tao, does she not?

>>536968224
HNA is a gang? Big bank heist let's gooo

I haven't tried a new gacha since HSR 2 years ago. Everything feels like the exact same slop under different coat of paint these days.

>use Firefly team against 2nd side of Apocalyptic Shadow like /hsrg/ suggested
>Only able to get score of 3000
Is there a particular blessing I should be using to get a better score because this shit felt so ass.

>HNA
>pvp slop
Hoyover…

>>536968509
post your firefly team

please pray for our sister game

>>536968572
fuck that, let them and ZZZ fight for our scraps

>>536966774
>>536968572
>EN has more comments
>but JP has more from everything else

>>536968509
Your Firefly team is shit if that's all you can get

>>536968556
I also did a run with Gallagher on the Firefly team but it didn't do any better, weirdly. I was using "Heroic Vanguard" blessing.

The sad thing is this general is still better than /gig/

>>536968952
I don't wanna know what's going on in there right now

>>536968572
>ZZZ and HNA fighting for king of flop award

>E0S0 Cerydra loses against Bronya
How the FUCK does that work?

>>536968950
Swap Ruan Mei over to FF side. Take HMC off the team and use someone else on side 1 that isn't RM.

>>536968950
>e2 kafka
>no robin or black swan
The fuck is your account? Ruan Mei should be with Firefly.

>>536969132
diagnosis?
no AA on skill

>>536969132
100% AA on demand is good you know

>>536968950
>e0 firefly
>e0 fugue
>no ruan mei
i don't know what you were expecting. firefly is terrible at e0 with e0 fugue and you aren't even giving her ruan mei?

the second side is a gigantic dot shill, put the dot team there and use firefly on hoolay. she is still going to suck donkey dick because this is a 3.x boss and the toughness bars are extremely inflated, but it's better than doing side 2 with firefly

>>536969227
Sparklebros...

>>536969132
It works becasue Mihoyo is a greedy company. She has a cool kit but they forced her to only work with Phainon.

>HSR is less successful than Genshin
>ZZZ is less successful than HSR
>HNA __ ____ __________ ____ ___

>>536969316
even sparkle's limp 50% AA has more going on, it's sad

>>536969316
Hanabi is only good for SEX

>>536969330
HNA is more successful than ZZZ

>>536969305
Firefly works fine on Feixiao side even at E0. Anon is just being retarded with his team comps.

>>536969451
If it only sticks to targeting little girls and moms then maybe instead of flip flopping like ZZZ