Thread 543399209

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==NEWS==
>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Accolades Trailer
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>Sonic Rumble arrives this November
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>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027
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==Comic Release Dates==
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary - 22 October 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #82 - 19 November 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #83 - 17 December
Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 14 January 2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds (oneshot) - 28 January 2026
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - Never

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Previous Zone: >>543352982

Jokerbros, we're finally in CrossWorlds!

>>543399209 (OP)
a random female character get's pregnant every time you play this

>>543399298
>The ONLY time Sonic has been culturally relevant in Japan since the Genesis era.
>had to cross over with Western properties to do so
You love to see it

(green hill zone theme) it's sonic, sonic the hedgehog

Amy!!

>>543399209 (OP)
Sonic has
>Amy
>Sally
>Bunnie
>Madonna
>Tiara
>Blaze
>Elise
>Shahra
>Sara
>Lah
>Merlina
>Breezie
>Fiona
>Honey
>Roxy Raccoon
>Ms Possum
>Merna
>Mina
>Perci
>Rouge
>Tangle
>Surge
>Shuka from Chain Chronicle
>Hatsune Miku
>Various unnamed human/overlander/demihuman women

>>543399298
>not driving the Monabus
Gah!

Mating dance

Source on this?
>>543399508

>>543399503
Good lord. Those sweater puppies are something else.

>>543399503
>

Douge

I am currently listening to this. It is of ...varying quality.

>>543399705
>>543399904
Shadow will never love Rouge

>>543398193
I mean, Zavok only has like 4 major appeareances so his worst appeareance is Team Sonic Racing, right?
Either that or Forces, but Zavok in Forces is an illusion so it doesn't matter.

>injects poison in sonic's chilidog
Was it really that hard?

moss

>>543400284
Mobians are immune to most poisons

Sonic is the wind

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/dnuop1l3.webm
Tails.

>>543399521
Amy!! (sin antecedentes)

I'm gonna rape you... with sonic speeeeeeed

we need more memes in the "Amy teaching Silver retarded shit" genre

This soup is cold and the salad is hot. How is that even possible?!

>>543400409
Your headcanon?

>>543400536
Like your parents.

>>543399209 (OP)
Ugh a Twitter post.

>>543400861
This is the Sonic Twitter Genral, where we discuss Characterizations, IDW, Shipping and Drama. Games? Nono, you must have us confused, we don't play those here.

'ge

>>543400462
Amy (forma de goblina)

>>543400494
>I'm gonna rape you... with sonic speeeeeeed
I was just watching a Sonic Shoes Essay:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=970&v=v58LvEvw7fc
And the presenter made the case that Sonic's Riders Kicks are superior to his SA2 Soap Shoes as the better alternate footwear. Not as busily designed to take focus off the simpler character model while still being interesting. Agree or Disagree?

>>543399571
>Perci
Not even gonna let you cope with this one. She undoubtedly likes Tails

>>543401172
Thanks for sharing the video specifically so I could dislike it. Soap shoe supremacy.

>>543401114
Amy!! (forma de marciano)

Why does everyone blame Flynn for all the writing problems and not Stanley?

>>543401295
>>543401520
>>543401728
No wonder the Chaotix is so fucking broke. I bet Vector is a paypig.

>>543401714
Actually cute. Shame about the latinx language.

>>543400203
>throws mom

>>543401819
He has his own style that he won't change.

>>543401295
>>543401520
My face buried between those bombs.

Sonic

>>543401819
Her writing is too dull to make anyone give a shit. Best controversy she got was Shadow being a dum dum against Starline, and that was early in her career.

>>543401714
Amy (forma de I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death, nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works)

>>543399209 (OP)
>Neo Lightroon

>>543402134
>Tails learning why she feels that way.

>>543401819
Why do Ianfags always deflect to other people whenever he is criticized?

>>543402164
>gay shit

THERE WAS NO "PROBLEM" WITH AMYS CHARACTER, SHE WAS CUTE, SILLY, FUNNY, AND CHARMING, HER WANTING TO DATE SONIC WAS A GOOD RUNNING GAG (literally) AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO STOP DOING IT OTHER THAN SOME FUCKING FEMINIST OR JEW OR BOTH WHO NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES COMPLAINED ABOUT IT AND COULDNT ACCEPT THAT NOT ALL ART EXISTS FOR THEM SO THEY DESTROYED SOMETHING I CARE ABOUT.
I WANT AMY TO BE OBSESSED WITH SONIC
I WANT SONIC TO RUN AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE HE THINKS SHES ANNOYING
I WANT IT TO BE A FUN RUNNING GAG LIKE IT WAS BEFORE
I DONT GIVE A FUCKING FUCK ABOUT ((((CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT))))) FUCK THAT SHIT
GENOCIDE ARCHIEFAGS, GENOCIDE IDWFAGS, GENOCIDE SAT-AMFAGS, GENOCIDE (((CONSULTING))) FIRMS, GENOCIDE (((ETHICS DEPARTMENTS))), AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NUKE ISRAEL.

>>543402270
If you don't self-insert for momma bunna you're either a faggot or a cuckold.

>>543402164
My face in hiss little butt

HAPPY DIWALI EVERYONE!

>>543400563
I've seen what that shading technique on those chicken legs have been used for and I don't trust this artist.
The himan feet are already a dead give away I know but-

Low quality posts all around today. What happened to all the people trying to shill Crossworlds as the next biggest Sonic game? I wanna laugh at their player numbers.

>>543402659
people love crossworlds, you lost

>>543402659
It was never going to beat MKW. Look at the abysmal quality of pokemon ZA and how many tendies are buying that shit up.

>>543402451
Correct, mostly

>>543402608
>bunna
Learn to spell. I know it's hard for your kind, but come on.

sonic crosswords. 4 across: "noun. a burrowing animal"

>>543402287
Because she has been worse for IDW than even he has been.

Sonic

>>543402798
It did beat it,
it's more fun and the custom slots give me more options to keep going back to it.

>>543402863
I always call momma bunna like that.

Flynn vs Stanley is like Romney vs Trump.

>>543402946
aww, that's nice.

>>543402795
Then why aren't they playing it?
>>543402798
>It was never going to beat MKW.
People sure thought it would. This image was spammed for a good week until Nintendo went "anyways" and dropped their sales figures, suddenly it wasn't about that anymore.

>>543403025
Crossworlds is the better game but MKW outsold it sadly

>>543403138
Cause it's 2 in the afternoon and I'm on my phone during a bathroom break.
I have a job.

>>543403248
>I have a job.
The weekend numbers aren't any fucking better, my nigga, I'm sorry.

>>543403198
So?
Are you employed by Sega? Who cares what made more money?

>>543403138
MKW was always going to sell more because it was basically packaged with the Switch 2 console.
No one was dumb enough to pay $80 for it separately

>>543402919
Even at her worst, I'll still prefer Evan over Ian.

>>543403456
You'd be surprised how dumb tendies are.

>>543403379
I didn't play 24/7 on the weekend, I did show my friend and he downloaded the demo and thought it was pretty good.

I like Sonic.

Silver

>>543402946
I fucking love rabbits.

What if Eggman is the true father of Cream and he didn't kidnap Vanila, just wanted to work things out his weird vilain way?

>>543403598
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SALES FIGURES?!
I need to make a piechart to plot out the potential earnings of their profit margin by the end of December!!!
Who cares if you like a video game! What about the numbers!?

Ecchislop hours?

>>543403534
PokeCrack is a hellava drug.

>>543403807
Seethe.

>>543403875
Fuck Marry Kill

>>543403760
Since there's nothing to disprove it, it's more canon than not.

>>543403534
>>543403562
It's genuinely painful knowing Pokemon will NEVER get better because tendies eat that shit up regardless of how low the quality is

>>543403938
about what?

World Peace (maple leaf head quills, cares about blue skies and the happiness of the world, eats apples because they're associated with peace and prosperity)
>Purity(white color/straightforward/young/naive/immature/honest/cast as Galahad in SatBK)
>Mu/Pause (Japanese martial arts concept, his story is littered with pauses)
>Aoi(can mean blue or green and naive which is why his powers are both colors)
>Tanabata with Blaze
>Yin and Yang with Eggman Nega
>Past/Present/Future with Sonic and Shadow
>Duty and sacrifice (to gain something you must lose something, everyone trades their memories and initial relationships for a better timeline in the end)

>>543403534
>>543404091
>Something something glass houses.
Do you people REALLY not see the irony in that you're saying?

>>543403912
I used to be a huge pokefag but even I checked out a while ago. Even Sonic at his lowest tried to be more ambitious than game "here’s our lowest effort slop, now fuck off" freak

>>543403534
Sweet.
>*pulls out a 30 years old game boy*

>>543404091
But it sold well and has a high player count.
So it's better than most games. Seethe

>>543404231
Forces.

>>543403534
this is so inmersive

>>543404223
No?
Pokemon will never get better because Game Freak are fucking lazy.
Sonic will never get better because Sonic Team are fucking incompetent.
There's a big difference.

>>543404192
>Yin and Yang with Eggman Nega
The least expected one

>>543403534
>>543404091
>>543404231
It's good to know people who are spamming pokemon seethe threads endless on /v/ are sonicfags.

Been a long time since I've seen Fakeryway posted here so much.

>>543404612
I bet they say the same shit about us.

Shadow

>>543404748
niggerdow

>>543404721
Do you not want Game Freak to try harder?

>>543404647
>Blaze's best friend
I don't even know if that's true.

>>543402258
hate to admit it, but that's how i've been calling his car ever since
but silver himself wouldnt be like that

>>543403807
To the arithmetical cant of the ledger-book and the chrematistic clamour of the market-stall, I profess a most profound and inveterate nescience. My fealty, inviolate and sworn upon the altar of pure ludic essence, is given solely to the primum mobile and quidditative virtue of the game itself.

>>543404481
Was thrown together in two years, yeah but it didn't cost Seventy dollary doos or as I call it Full Price plus 40% tip (Cause games shouldn't ever be more than $50USD).

>>543404748
>>543404836

>>543404826
I doubt it, because there's a different context.

Game Freak CAN make good games, they just know they don't have to.
Whereas Sonic Team CAN'T make good games.

>>543404862
Legitimately no. Sonic fags would rather blame the things that are successful than to try hold the Japanese accountable. It's why they seethe about the movies for performing the best out of all our media, instead of demanding the games be better.

>>543404829
>they
How many people?

>>543404862
Sorry I don't care about some textures because are flat. Frontiers are some photorealistic graphics and it is shit anyway.

FINALLY IT'S TIME.
https://e621.net/posts/5919122
https://static1.e621.net/data/6a/77/6a773afa6ad1e7869dfd31033e6dc9e6.png

>>543404481
Actually has depth to their buildings and hallways.

>>543404998
Forces also came out in 2017 before a market shift. I am positive theyd try sell that heap of shit for 70. Frontiers 2 will DEFINITELY be 70, thats for sure.
>>543405054
>Whereas Sonic Team CAN'T make good games.
People here will vehemently refute that despite you being correct. But honestly, its two paths that lead to the same outcome. If the roles were reversed there would be no fucking difference.

>>543405072
>demanding the games be better.
But that's the catch.
Japanese devs don't care about Western opinions and feedback - and most of the time don't even SEE Western opinions because of language barriers - so they only care if the Japs like it.

But Japs don't give a fuck about Sonic in the first place, so there's no feedback for them to see at all.

>>543405369
lol. just stuck some gumdrops on there

>>543405369
Is there a booru with more AIDS than e621 every time you search something?

>>543405404
Forces was only $40USD at launch. They knew they had a turd. That said, they tried selling Super Sonic as DLC. That blew up in their face.

>>543399705
chibi latina bat flashing her ass at a black man

>>543399209 (OP)
Fuck them it's cool

>>543405585
>they tried selling Super Sonic as DLC
Holy shit I forgot about that

>>543405474
>Japanese devs don't care about Western opinions and feedback - and most of the time don't even SEE Western opinions because of language barriers - so they only care if the Japs like it.
And the Japs DON'T like it, so one has to wonder what the fuck are they even doing right now? Sonic only appeals to the west right now despite how much SoJ begs Japan to care.

>>543404647
At least this gives Blazes arch nemesis

>>543405474
This puzzles me a lot, like how are you supposed to get a job there if you don't even know english?

It's also true as an european i don't count shit in that industry so i MUST learn basic english, but still...

>>543403534
I don't see the issue here? It's literally just a fucking hallway. Something that's common in video games. Or do you expect me to clap because "lol pokemon BAD".

>>543399453
Dream a dream of sunrise

>>543405969
My old wii can process more elaborated graphics.

>>543404001
>eggman pay for her living expenses
>she never divorced and still waiting him stops trying to conquer the world and come back home

>>543405704
Now ask why Super Sonic or the Chaos Emeralds weren't used to fight Eggman and Infinite. Also why there wasn't any Special Stages.

>>543405969
It was acceptable in 1992. Even doom 2 put more illusion of depth and detail in their hallways lmao

(sonic 1 title screen music) sonic the hedgehog,
sonic sonic hedgehog
sonic sonic - hedgehog

>>543403990
marry nicole, fuck fiona, kill sally

>>543404223
That looks way better, more modern, more advanced, and more polished than any Pokémon game to come out this decade.

>>543405969
90% of the game is a flat texture. It get worse the more you see

>>543405617
>weedhog on the sperm speeder

>>543405054
>Game Freak CAN make good games
They've never made a single one. All they can do is make appealing character and monster designs, and occasionally thrown in some lore bait dialogue.

>>543404223
I'm also fairly confident this screenshot is modded because the base game's draw distance WISHED it was this good

>>543406360
Trust me, it was difficult to choose but Nicole aint real ane Sally is more wife material than the other slut.

>>543405369
>Didn't even bother giving her some meat
What's the point

>>543405969
>I don't see the issue here?
Look at those ugly pillars dude

>>543406782
Pillars?
You mean the wallpaper?

>>543406663
Fiona you only have to fuck her then it's over, nicole is pure and would never betray you, and as machine she can mod herself for you.

Sally will cuck you up with the guy next door, think before choosing.

>>543399439
Soon, Sega will see the writing on the walls, rerelease AOSTH and SATAM with Japanese dubs to immense Japanese acclaim, revitalizing the series in its homeland, and the Freedom Fighters will become the new headliners (&knuckles). Scratch and Grounder will replace Orbot and Cubot permanently. Playable Captain Rescue. Naugus as the next Ancient Evil. 40/40s for every game in famitsu til the end of time.


Soon…

>>543404997
that's really gay

It’s funny how Fiona, Tails, Amadeus, and Rosemary would all be down with relationships with humans. What is it with foxes in this series?

>>543406578
>They've never made a single one.
Drill Dozer, Pulseman, Harmoknight, Pocket Jockey, other games pre-pokemon I forgot the name

>>543406578
Nah, Pokemon Platinum is legit and I'll fight for this

>>543407036
Naugus was actually kino and I’ll fight on this hill
The games could use a schizo wizard. Even wind gays might like him if he had a good voice direction and good plot in the game he was introduced in

Wait so the moon isn't made of cheese?

>>543406158
Mind posting proof then? Pic related is Xenoblade Chronicles running on real hardware. Besides the game trying to go for a more realistic artstyle, it's still less elaborated than something like Scarlet/Violet.
Also before you say something about how this doesn't mean anything, Xenoblade Chronicles is widely known for pushing the Wii's hardware to it's very limit unlike other Wii titles.

>>543407412
>good voice direction
>in Sonic
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, FUCKBOY

>>543405969
I think you can actually make a decent folder of just bad textures in ZA

>>543407240
In what fucking world did any of them show interest in humans like that?!

>>543407731
Dude just clap him back saying "pokemon bad shit kek" and make him happy

>>543407769
How old is that "ZA" game?

>>543407769
lmao is this real?

>>543405369
>>543405572
nibbling on those eraser nubs

>>543407731
>posts proof himself.
Mario galaxy has the same graphics with the difference being it's more fun.

Nintendiggers really consumed the same shit for 20 years and have the courage to demote SEGA's asset flipping.

>>543408192
I miss Evanver

>>543407769
lmao

I feel like Sonic fans shouldn't be calling out other franchises when the series is still stuck with 20 year old models of the entire cast and many of the titles being outright bad like with Sonic Boom RoL or Lost World.

>>543408496
>>543408332

>>543408496
>stuck with 20 year old models of the entire cast and many of the titles being outright bad
Just like Pokemon, really.

>>543408496
>deflecting
Ha, the pokefags are getting angry, meaning that ZA's criticism is warranted.

mmm

>>543408359
We don't

god I NEED Eggman

>>543408136
we can't laugh at many AAA games from here
>>543407969
>>543408397

>>543407731
There are Pokémon games on the Wii that have better graphics (and gameplay) than any of the garbage Game Freak put out on the Switch. One such game is PokéPark 2, which also does open world exploration and real time combat decently. Pokéfags didn't play it because it was too different from Game Freak slop, and now Game Freak slop is just a worse PokéPark.

>>543408496
You can when that other franchise sells millions of units in Japan alone. Even Activision pumps money into the visuals of COD so at least they can't say all the money went into executive pockets.

>>543408818
Sonic games always had good graphics. The worst you can say is the humans looked bad in the old games, and Frontiers has some heavy pop in issue. Other than that Sonic games have consistently looked great.

>>543403760
Because he's too busy lusting after Hedgehogs

>>543408796
Is that jet set radio?

I'm tired of talking about Pokemon but they should kill everyone at Game Freak and hand the series back to Genius Sonority

>>543409025
>Frontiers has some heavy pop in issue.
Non-issue. If Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead Redemption can't end pop-in, its impossible.

>>543408818
kek it looks like a hitler painting

>>543408818
>they're going back to flat textures
Is AAA slop defaulting to ps2 textures hidden with elaborated graphics?

Silverfags either want him to be a temu Shadow or a faggot. There is no in between

>>543408835
Unpopular opinion, but the Snap game on the dreamcast was the best Pokemon game I played. Or maybe it was N64. Or Gamecube.
I don't remember.

>>543403507
Evan is responsible for the worst things in IDW.

>>543409250
I'm fine with whatever, my I prefer my lovely faggot

>>543409098
Fuck yeah

>>543409678
I want to cum inside silver

>>543409736
Cringe.

>>543409250
I luv my boi

>>543409541
>Evan is responsible for the worst things in IDW
EH... ian wanted to remove his rings...

>>543409821
Restoration, Belle, Lunar, Lanolin, Mimic

>>543409736
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk could have been so good if it didn't have the fucking abysmal combat system

>>543409736
That’s fucking rad

>>543409821
>remove his rings
And make Shadow's jobbing even worse. Why does Ian hate Shadow so much?
>>543409885
>Restoration
That was Ian.

>>543409749
me too anon, me too

>>543410043
Ian said he never wanted it to be a focus.

>>543409885
All shit where ian had a saying, alongside evan of course.

>>543409946
Never played it, can you elaborate? What makes it bad?

I demand thighs Colono

two chomps and they're gone
call sparky, gonna commission some vore

>>543409821
Nothing wrong with this. You only want a gary stu who does not fail. And time has proven me right.

>>543410137
Listen to the Bumblekast. He says Evan was in charge of all of that

>>543408332
>Mario galaxy has the same graphics with the difference being it's more fun
Super Mario Galaxy doesn't push the Wii's hardware to it's limit, though. It's running on the Sunshine engine and reuses many assets from Jungle Beat to boot. Realistically it's literally just a GameCube game but given Wii controls(Which isn't too surprising, given many Wii titles were originally developed for the GameCube but had to be ported to the Wii at the last second as shown with Super Paper Mario and Twilight Princess).
Also fun is dependent. People that want to play a JRPG wouldn't really want to play a 3D platformer. That's like saying "Why are you playing Sonic Adventure 2 when Sonic Unleashed exists and it's way more fun to play".

>>543409250
There's nothing close between him and Shadow holy shit, it's like spawn and Raiden, you incomprehensible mushrooms can't identify a toe from dick

this is a nonbinary franchise

>>543410129
That's still on him tho.

>>543410539
You had your chance to bitch about it.

>>543410290
Anon, ian always plays a blame game, he did it with penders, he does it with sega and he does it with evan.

Every time something goes wrong he never takes blame.
>listen to the bumblekast
Last thing i want is listed to someone talking seriously about sonadow in the canon because a tranny paid him.

>>543410539
Just use a chaos emerald to change your sex or species

>>543410298
>Mario Galaxy is a GameCube game
and it looks better than Pokéslop

>>543410687
Cocksuckers make everything shittier.

So not only are the severs constantly dying, and the playerbase dwindling. Now we have another fucking festival weekend?
The only fucking reason they chose this weekend do it is because a Persona is launching too
Fuck them

Even if its not sonic the lost world soundtrack is pretty solid. Forgive me. Its too late

>>543410298
>fun is subjective
Nobody has fun in a walking somulator.

>>543410869
Lost worlds soundtrack is good and the parkour mechanics in theory are okay for a slower character, but not solid

>>543410856
It's your fault for trusting slop. I told everyone here from the get go how fucking soulless this game would be.

>>543410869
The original IGN preview was right, it was a 6-7/10

Everyone talks about cyberspace or the vocal tracks but frontiers' classical pieces are genuinely beautiful and deserve more praise. One of the best OSTs since S3&K

>>543411351
I really like Rumble Rave Remix a lot.

>>543410749
Better is honestly debatable. During it's time, Galaxy was less graphically impressionable when compared to the likes of Pokemon Battle Revolution.
Even back in the days of the GameCube, Gale of Darkness was more visually impressive than Sunshine.

>>543410849
Built for human men.

>>543410869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS_6_6P3yaQ
Sonic the 70s TV cop

>>543411557
Duo?

>>543410849
just open porn and masturbate you weirdos

>>543411557
in a dissociative state. it's actually Elias' penis

>>543411702
Something has to make this game playable, man.

>>543411461
I'm talking about the 2010s and 2020s brand of Game Freak produced slop

I will take all the sonic art and material with me, travel to another dimension where sonic never existed and invent the IP myself.

>>543409885
The only bad one there is Lunar, who Evan confessed on the character's debut that she doesn't know what to do with.

>>543410849
Build for cumdump

>>543412002
Why would you curse that realm with this filth?

Only difference between Pokemon and Sonic is that Sonic sells and has a massive brand presence

>>543412002
but don't sell it in alternative japan

controversy aside, What did you think of Lunar the actual comic.

>>543410043
Ian is a Knucklesfags and probably sees Shadow as the guy who "stole" Knuckles' rightful place as Sonic's foil and rival. He literally wrote an arc in Reboot Archie where Knuckles and Shadow fought and Knuckles was making Shadow struggle.

>>543411702
Honestly I just like seeing cute girls outside the context of porn. It's way hotter than actual porn.

>>543410849
Puurfect.

>>543412017
I really think this has to do with the person correctly guessing theyd be a villain, only for Evan to panick and rewrite shit.

>>543407778
It was revealed to me in a dream.

>>543412175
*in the actual comic

>>543412175
I dont read the comic. All that I know about it comes from here. I don't like IDW, so I don't read it. It should be that easy.

>>543412281
How is that a problem? If the character is a villain, they're a villain. No need to try to "shock" everyone with it. It wasn't gonna be groundbreaking.

>>543412343
die

>>543412343
Die

>>543411557
Remember when Sonic Channel posted this and everyone lost their mind

>>543412343
I usually like all werehogs ships, but I draw the line at boys with tits

>>543412465
>How is that a problem
The first nonbinary rep being a villain would kill the main reader base of the comic.

Tails vs Sonic

>>543412175
Lunar... doesn't count for shit, it goes in the it of forgettable characters because all the drama that caused is just production and social media noise.

It was never interesting.

>>543412631
IDW barely has a reader base to begin with.

>>543412679
Lunar should have had a human boyfriend. They would be far more interesting and popular if that was the case.

>>543412543
Ah yes, I remember that scene from my favorite Sonic game.

idwfags are so stupid

>>543412764
Yeah, so why would they shoot themselves in the foot for what they have left.?

Eggman is faster than Sonic, but he only has the stamina of a average human.

Reminder that Sonic is a feral animal that would assassinate old men with no remorse.

>>543412201
Ian being a knucklesfag is probably why he hates shadow and always tries to make him job. It doesn't help that he always writes shadow and rouge like they're not even acquaintances.

>>543412201
>Knuckles was making Shadow struggle
Making it extremely obvious you're a sh*dowfag. Now without crying, why wouldn't Knuckles make him struggle somewhat? He is equal to Sonic and would give a good fight.

Nothing has changed.
Listen, I get that everyone wants to defend IDW because "at least it's not Penders-era Archie" but can we talk about how Flynn has been making the EXACT same mistakes for nearly 20 years now?
Back in the Archie days, this dude had...
>Character derailment (Sonic became a preachy shonen protagonist wannabe)
>Idiot plots (Sonic getting pinned by Metal Sonics he's beaten a million times)
>Shock value deaths that get immediately retconned (Sally roboticization anyone?)
>Villains who flip-flop between genius and braindead depending on what the plot needs
>Internet meme shit shoehorned in
And IDW has...
>Character derailment (Sonic STILL a preachy idiot who won't finish Eggman)
>Idiot plots (the ENTIRE Metal Virus arc)
>Shock value deaths that go nowhere (I heard they're bringing Starline back?)
>Eggman somehow less threatening than ever, he doesn't even fight Sonic anymore
>Trying SO HARD to be "shonen" but failing miserably because Flynn doesn't understand the genre
The absolute STATE of this man trying to write Sonic as a shonen protagonist when he can't even get the basic character right. IDW "barely feels shonen in any way" because Flynn's understanding of the demographic is fucking LIMITED. At least Archie had the balls to be batshit insane. IDW is just... boring. Safe. Neutered by SEGA mandates that Flynn GLADLY enforces.
>B-but IDW is consistently good.
It's consistently mid. It satisfies neither the JP game-accurate fans NOR the American Archie fans. Worst of both worlds.

Flynn spent 10 years at Archie making the same mistakes, and now he's doing it again at IDW. How does this man still have a job? The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
At least Penders' autism was INTERESTING.

IDW sells 10k copies per month and this is only counting physical sales

>>543412175
Nothingburger character. Barely even mentioned after appearing in the comic. Evan needs to start making actual cool characters and not these milquetoast losers like Belle and Lunar. Just get some generic badass you see in fanfiction. No matter how "cringe" you think it is, fans eat that shit up.

>>543412543
>see this
>immediately like Silver more
Oh fuck, I'm shallow.

not reading any of that

>>543412776
We can't have that because furFAGGOTS are misanthropic, they hate themselves and humanity

>>543412869
We are all stupid, and it would be insane to think otherwise. We all like a blue cartoon rat specifically made for marketing purposes, trying to make him into something more than he is.

>>543412657
Kek

>>543412978
Knuckles is weaker than Sonic and thus weaker than Shadow. It's like saying Piccolo is equal to Goku and Vegeta.

Eggman needs to breed this stupid sluthog

>>543412978
>Knux equal to Sonic
No.

>>543413051
Misanthropy is good. Transhumanism is the future and soon we’ll be making humans grow fur and snouts with a single jab changing your DNA

>>543413043
Blank posting an image like that makes you just as bad as Tailsfags.

How come Sonic has a higher canonical bodycount than Shadow, Silver and Blaze?

I'm going to have sex with Sally Acorn

>>543413414
Wind

>>543412343
live

>>543410150
Mandatory combat sections which basically slow you right the fuck down to do backflip kicks and shit in enclosed environments that doesn't feel good and feels like an antithesis of the entire game's design of freeflow movement

>>543413295
The shonen era really made you niggas forget Knuckles can't punch the emeralds out of Super Sonic. Now, name a single fight Shadow has canonically won against Sonic. Because Knuckles beat SUPER Sonic at the start of 3.

>>543413269
Eggman is faithful to Vanila.

Ver

>>543413037
No you're sliver

>>543412978
>He is equal to Sonic

>>543413561
>can't
Can
Minor spelling mistake.

>>543413575
but Vanilla isn't loyal to him

>>543413002
Is this good or grim?

>>543413623
aze

Knuckles is the yamcha of the series. He's a designated loser. Shadow should be able to literally kill him without breaking a sweat.

>>543413220
Holy cope, sh*dowfag. Just admit right now you cry every time your rat struggles even slightly.

>>543413414
0 is not higher then 0.

>>543413561
I've played Sonic 3, and he didn't punch him out of it. He flew out of the ground. Still not equal to Sonic.

>>543413443
Vegeta...

>>543413859
Good because comics are dying and these numbers don’t include digital or piracy views. It’s more than Archie ever sold.

>>543410383
>super serious black-I mean white male saiyan-I mean hedgehog from the past-I mean future mistakenly pit against fellow male saiyhog Sonic through being manipulated by the actual villain
Gee you’re right, where DO people get that from???

>>543412543
"My descendant." - Shadow

>>543413949
Oh god why?

>>543412996
He does not even like Shonen.

>>543413935
>Still not equal to Sonic
You're right, he's stronger. Knuckles can punch the emeralds out of Super Sonic, you are coping.

>>543413812
She actually is, only a Ugly bastard like Eggman can handle a fully grow up Rabbit like her.

Knuckles struggled against Rouge. Are you gonna tell me Rouge is equal to Sonic in power?

Shadow and Blaze are married and adopted Silver

>>543413002
No it sells closer to the 9000 range.
>>543413958
That does not count Archie having subscriptions and newsstands.

>>543413949
So based

>>543414204
If Knuckles can punch the emeralds out of Super Sonic, and struggles against Rogue, Rogue is stronger than Super Sonic, simple as.

>>543413269
How would the cast react if Eggman made a female clone of Sonic and married her?

>>543414278
IDW mainline sells worse than the prime screenshot comics which is absolutely pathetic.

>>543414203
but why would he want to deal with a single mom when he has a perfectly good hedgehog brat to tame?

>>543414414
>IDW mainline sells worse than the prime screenshot comics
Kek! For real?

>doesnt read comics
>doesnt read books
>doesnt play games
>doesnt listen to music
>doesnt play sports
>doesnt watch movies
So… what does gen alpha even do?

>>543414278
>comics outside marvel/DC sell less than 10k
Grim. They all can manage to survive on that?

>>543414521
TikTok, like, all day.

>>543414521
pray to the Almighty God for peace and eternal salvation

>>543414521
They play Outcome Memories. The only Sonic game that matters.
It's online, unlike Crossworlds.

>>543413556
That does sound like a huge break in flow

>>543414521
They go extinct behind a glowing screen full of youtube videos.

>>543414481
Not a great metric actually because sonic prime is stupidly popular among kids, somehow. It’s why they were a preorder bonus in crossworlds

>>543414691
This has as many players as Crossworlds...except for right now because Crossworlds uses AWS servers instead of Azure like Roblox.

>>543413623
>>543413886
Ew

I would play outcome memories but im 33 years old

>>543413907
>Shadow should be able to literally kill him without breaking a swe- ACK

>>543412978
>He is equal to Sonic

watching Hi-sCoool! Seha Girls because i've lost control of my life, and it raises an interesting thought: the girls refer to Eggman as an old man. what's interesting is i don't think his age has ever really been referred to.

is Eggman old, do you think?

>>543414017
You fagass saying that every character that wants to fight Sonic is somehow like Shadow?

You know a post is true when people can only sling ad hominems in protest.

>>543415006
>sonic x
Are you retarded

>>543415120
He's only about in his 40s max.

>>543415145
you're free to post all other 0 examples of what would happen in this case if you want

>>543415105
Kit will be in the games by then. At least VR games where you can date him.
But alphas won’t play games either. Will you spend the rest of your life in VR with your husbands and wives ?

I don't play outcome memories I only play guts and blackpowder.

>>543415120
Maybe he's Japanese old, which means 'age measured in double figures'

>>543415120
In Japan everyone over the age of 20 is ojiisan obaasan tier

>>543414463
I don't get it? What was Sonic about to say on the picture?

>>543414801
Mobius is the future of the brand!
Underground Eggman is the future of the brand!
Windnic is the future of the brand!
Deltarune is the future of the brand!
West won! Exe won! Azure won! Kishimoto lost! Flynn lost! AWS lost!

>>543414463
He has to deal since hes the reason she is a single mom and he is learning to enjoy having a family.

>>543412978
>He is equal to sonic

>>543415338
Mobius is a great concept and the games should steal it. It’s not a copyrighted concept. Earth being Sonic’s world is fucking kino

Why do all the people saying IDW sells well immediately shut up as soon as metrics are posted?

>>543415465
>Earth being Sonic’s world is fucking kino
It already is...are you on drugs?

>>543414936
Yeah now that I know it is on Roblox i am not touching that.

>>543415481
Same reason people can only seethe at the 95% user score for the movies. When presented with the truth, it breaks the narrative they crafted.

>>543415564
Where are the cute animal people for me to date? I don’t see them.
So it’s not earth

Nintendo saw the success of the Sonic movies and decided, hey, we're not going to make anymore vidya anymore. We gonna make movies now lol you're gonna buy them anyway as long as we slap Mario (or Sonic) in them anyway lololololololol

>>543415481
Because they're trying to try their hand at lying and hoping they can get away with it.

>>543415481
Because they're the MAGA of the Sonic fandom. They operate on pure delusion. You show them the hard facts that Flynn's coloring book doesn't sell, and they just try to bury the message. It's the exact same cope as the Trump cultists who can't accept that a real leader like Biden had this country on the right track before he was betrayed. They'd rather live in their fanfiction reality where Amy is some 'selfless' waifu than accept the truth: their slop is a commercial and creative failure. It's pathetic.

>>543415715
Nintendo really has become the new Disney/mahvel

>>543415715
Oh this article, doesitplay is melting down over spreading misinformation over it claiming Nintendo said that games can’t be played on modern systems.

>>543415715
Trusting game journo is like believing on the fanfics people comes up in this general.

>>543415924
Pretty much

Who here still thinks IDW characters are coming to Crossworlds?

>>543416101
me

>>543416152
You are delusional.

>>543415753
>idwfags
>xfags
>moviefags
Many such cases

https://youtu.be/VOORiyip4_c
One step closer to full dive VR where I can live with my mobian bf forever

>>543416101
Not me, if they came it'd contradict the roadmap.

>>543415823
biden opened the border and quadrupled the money supply, shut up

So we now determined that IDW defenders are liars now.

>>543416190
kek

https://x.com/soniccitynet/status/1980223904041038266
>We are stuck with the current voice cast until the day they retire.

>>543416286
Okay okay and IDW Sonic is doing really well yeah yeah.

>>543415137
Nigga did you even read the shit I did

smile /sthg/

Politics is irrelevant. God won't care how "right" your secular opinions were when you're judged before Him.

>>543415593
Man I wanna do things to xerim’s ass

>>543416612
said Sonic

>>543416612
Which God?

>>543412978
>all the seething replies
*sigh*

>>543416612
Source?

Would you cuddle Tails?

>>543416612
>off-topic

>>543416978
I would hug tails
And marry kit

>>543416978
Gladly

>>543416960
The New Testament.

>>543416879
lmao get fucked cucklesfag

>>543416879
many such cases!

>>543417051
Unreliable source

>>543416612
go read your Bible

What if Amy was a drug addict and Sonic was her dealer but he's trying to cut her off?

>>543416612
Amen.

>>543416879
>>543417117
Samefag

>>543417051
It is easier to treat religion like Sonic where there is no clear vision and everything is inconsistent and everyone has their own headcanons.

>>543417051
>made up toilet paper
IDW tranny please leave.

>>543417279
That is a convenient defence for sinning.

>>543417258
>samefag
insecure much?

>>543417363
That's a convenient defense for not being a windfag.

>>543417258
cope

>>543417279
Jesus existence and crucifixion was written down in multiple texts from bible to roman and greek ones, it's why historians take it for true.

>>543416612
Based and factual! Can you please tell us more of your teachings? What brings you here today?

>>543412996
Literally everything you said can be applied to the games

>>543414385
horrified, mortified, dumbfounded? But Eggman wouldn't care, he's busy breeding that tiny mobian pussy

>>543417051
based
most important scientis through history are christians

>>543417489
What a lovely dinner

>>543417528
Every Sonic canon also says that Sonic is fast and best friends with Tails.

>>543415328
filename
>>543415360
when was the last time vanilla and eggman interacted, genuinely curious

>>543417858
Not Fleetway.
Fleetway Sonic hates Tails.

>>543417862
I always thought the guy who made the OG version of this who got mocked relentlessly successfully rebranded and is now a successful artist or programmer

It's been MIA for almost two decades at this point.

>>543417972
No they are still friends the Fleetway people interpret the relationship differently from the source.

>>543416978
Yes!

I believe if you put a religionfag as writer for sonic he would come up with something better that is not his personal bullshit fetishes and coomerslop twitterfags usually insert.

>>543412978
>>543413220
>>543413295
>>543413740
>>543415037
>>543415405
>>543416879
>>543416879
>>543417056

The entire concept of Knuckles is that he is the Anti-Sonic who is as strong as Sonic is fast. Sonic is like the Flash? Okay, then Knuckles is SUPERMAN, if not ONE PUNCH MAN. Sonic has the Chaos Emeralds to go Super? Knuckles can use the MASTER Emerald to shut down that Super form, if not just flat-out punch it out with sheer brute strength because he is just. That. Strong. Sonic is as free as the wind? Knuckles is the immovable mountain.

The entire concept of Shadow is that he is Dark Sonic. That means he's effectively another Sonic. Chaos Control? Immortality? It doesn't matter what Shadow has. He's another Sonic? So Knuckles can K I L L H I M .

The only reason why this isn't as obvious, is because the image Knuckles has gained in the public eye of the fandom at large is the worst aspects of Donald and Goofy working against himself like the Daffy Duck to Sonic's Bugs Bunny. And in my opinion... Knuckles should never be "Daffy". Because that's obviously Jet.

Jesus the Christ

>>543417972
Fleetway Sonic never hated his Tails. He just saw Tails as a retard (he kinda was).

>>543418053
We got that on Archie already.

>>543418015
I heard rumors of a Dobson redemption arc. I guess I believe it.

>>543415715
>games become obsolete when new versions come out
No they don't

>>543417858
No, because sonic in all his iterations included the IDW one is at the mercy of his shitty writers. Unironically the bible is more solid than sonic.
>>543418201
no, he was a progressive shitter but still pulled out more interesting and adult stuff.

Every character in this series is "potential" the ___ because SEGA will never go into their characters or a serious backstory because it's a brand risk

what the fuck is wrong with the bat?

>>543418534
The best girl in the multiverse.

>>543418301
It's the only thing that makes sense to me. He wasn't the suicidal type, and unless he died in a legitimate accident then he absolutely went on a self-improvement arc and shed his own skin.

He actually had a good art foundation and was relatively anonymous, so I can see him having become a great artist.

>>543418534
Why the random flower

>>543416978
Of course

>>543417867
Probably the last time she appeared in a game like Sonic Advance 3 if you don't count the card game released this year.

>>543418384
no, it's because they want the characters to be open to interpretation to an extent so it encourages fan art and shipping and alternate universes
the Sonic IP is a sandbox to play in

I don't want to fuck fiona, I want to be fiona (non-sexual desire).
Cucking people and slapping them must feel great.

>>543418698
Before fwa was publicly executed by duo, she spent her last week drawing flowers for some reason

>>543418698
Idk, pretty though

>>543418772
So Sonic is just Furry Touhou?
My god, it all makes sense now.

>>543418830
I want a character like fiona.

Didn't read.

>>543417528
I mean the strongest evidence for the crucifixion is primarily the fact that it wouldn't make any sense for them to fabricate that part due to how humiliating it would be, let alone record it. Other evidence is similarly indirect, like how certain elements that you'd think are made up would have been contested by opponents of christianity if they were, and there being plenty of people who were eyewitnesses to gospel events who could have stepped in an said "that's not what happened" when the story was circulating/being recorded. Often times occam's razor is your best friend, in that the most straightforward explanation is usually the correct one. Why are there Christians? Well because there was Jesus Christ who walked around at one point.

Why the fuck do we have a Christcuck in here?

FWA being chased off of this shithole is proof why we'll never have nice things or why 4chan will never be great again. Anyone who harnesses real talent in writing, drawing, etc. just leaves this shithole for better communities

>>543418105
The entire concept of knuckles is "b-tier opponent made completely redundant by shadow". He should be vaulted.

>>543419243
anon...you are the minority

>>543419243
He thinks this is a YouTube comment section.

>>543419243
christian franchise

>>543419291
FWA traces and her art looks ugly when she isn't. Sorry but she has no talent.

>>543419365
Yeah, I know. The lowest common denominator is often retarded, yes.

>>543419430
Honestly embarrassing.

>>543419296
Nta but, if two characters are redundant with each other, it’s the later character’s fault (aka Shadow)

>>543419291
They got chased off? Why?

>>543419291
>nice things
>Troonwolfamy2electricboogaloo
Kys, there was nothing good about that fag's drawings or posts, and he made a name for himself out of hate towards another namefag, which is utterly despicable.
Plus, he used to draw faggot slop, so that's even worse.

>>543419104
Occam's razor just gives you a simple explaination to cope with the fact you don't know the full story and there is no empirical way to get more info.

I never take it into consideration, i get more dignity if i just say "i don't know" and move on until something new is discovered. After all it's a faith.

>>543419243
All autistic walks of life reside here in /sthg/.

>>543419562
Why is this plant growing out of her head?

Dango dango dango dango dango dango daikazoku

Why is the Sonic the Hedgehog thread on the /vg/ - Video Game Generals board ragebaiting about religion?

>>543419243
>you can't have a religion

Lanolin is fucking hot but god her shitty ass character genuinely makes me not want to jerk off to her

>>543419837
Duofag will literally do anything to derail a thread.

RELIGIOUS KEKS THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT!

>>543419939
You can not, not allowed, faggot.

>>543419986
does he breast-feed the baby?

Well, I came back here for a few days and it still sucks. Later.

I still can't jerk off to characters I respect, so the Diamond Cutters are still perfect because I can jerk off to them freely.

Duo has a lot of Twitter followers. Why does he even come here?

Japan rightfully crucified Christcucks

>>543420051
?
can't = cannot

>>543419623
Except if you're saying "lmao there's not enough evidence for historical christ" you're also disqualifying countless other figures who are otherwise accepted as historical, no questions asked. "The jesus-myth" is considered a fringe position among historians and generally not taken seriously. I'm going to hazard that you have a vested interest in maintaining skepticism about the historical Jesus.

>>543419974
That’s really funny

Her and Duo are a hot pair

>>543419586
Why so mean? Stuff like that flower art is nice.

>>543420263
JP Sonic would crucify Jesus Christ for not being Gaia (the voice of the planet)
Gaia-ism is the only religion on sonic's world.

>>543420281
The spaghetti monster forgives you for trying

>>543420430
1. Chuds shit where they eat
2. Chuds whine about there being shit in their own food.
3. "Woke" people see this, leave, and just make their own communities, kicking out the retards
4. Wokies end up being the only coherent force in shaping culture.
5. Chuds whine that woke people control all culture.

Repeat steps 1-5.

If there is a god, you have to accept he allowed this.

>>543420747
Kill yourself.

*GLUP* *GLUP* *gasp* stop Sonic

I hate human beings. They're stupid and ugly.

>>543420674
>all communtiies were inert and ineffectual chudzones until wokies organized them into effective cultural forces, but chuds keep ruining them!
This is incoherent

>>543420880
you first, go meet your god

>>543420747
Nellies Nest is great

>>543420371
in fact for jesus existence you have more than one text saying that.

>>543420747
>sonic's head on human body
eh
i've seen far worse

>>543421027
That's why I'm turning myself into a blobian as soon as I can. Either I'll live in VR when it's good enough, or I'll DIY crispr myself to be shorter and furry with animal ears.

well anon?

>>543421078
Lotta people say they see UFOs. doesn't mean they're telling the truth.

>>543420597
I don't need your r/atheist memes.

>>543421171
why not both?

>>543420674
Accurate

>>543421298
because many times were influenced by this bias

>>543421171
Extreme Gear all day long bro

>>543421262
No, many people says they see lights in the sky, if they're alien or not it's made up shit from /x/.

The only ones not believing in jesus dying in the cross is islam, and usually because that would be a blasphemy for them.

>>543420674
Are you implying that sthg chuds should accept frauds just because?

>>543421269
Just pretend sky daddy sent me then

>>543421048
It's completely coherent. Conservatism stopped controlling culture after Reagan because he ousted all the smart people from the movement with his bullshit. Recent years have just tripled down on this which made it even worse.

I like how SEGA leaned into animal stereotypes.
Like hedgehogs are cute and cool.
Birds are annoying.
Echidna are weird.
Possums are disgusting.
Mutts are looked down upon.
Being called a rat is an offensive term to a hedgehog.

>>543421527
>The only ones not believing in jesus dying in the cross is islam
I do not believe a kike on a stick had any magic powers just like I don't believe the methed up guy at the gas station telling me he saw lights.

I want to touch Tails' tails.

>>543421573
of course, he also sends retards on earth

Ned the Turtle

>>543421765
Well, you are here, after all.

>>543421262
Aliens are real but the christian god isn't.
It's more likely the literal multiverse (and by extension, sonic & mobius & idwverse & jp windnic verse etc.) is real. CWC's dimensional merge is more likely to be real than christcuckery.
Otherkins only need reincarnation and souls to exist to be correct.
Pagans only need magic to exist to be correct.

Christians need reincarnation, literal magic powers, God, God giving a shit enough to send his son to earth, literal demons from hell who ONLY want to torture you, eternal existence, Earth being the center of reality, etc. in order to be "correct"

>>543421765
He didn’t want you to be lonely

Happy Diwali sthg

>>543421527
>>543421262
>>543421940
Talk about Sonic

>>543421670
Foxes are cute and cuddly and friendly.

>>543421940
>Aliens are real but the christian god isn't.
Until I see hard evidence for either, I believe what I see.

>>543421743
The thing is at the end of the day they all reported to see lights in the sky, now if they're just optical effects, illusions, allucinations or whatever the fuck your occam's meme cares to explain is just speculation. If more than one guy wrote about a jew being executed on the cross after starting a jewish sect, then there must be some truth to that.

>>543421670
Remember that time Boom implied “Furball” and “leather neck” are in universe slurs?

>>543422203
>Furry, Furball, leather neck
Are there any other in-universe slurs?

>>543421920
>then pretend i was sent by the sky daddy :)
>n-no you are retarded
lol

>>543422078
Shut the fuck up or do it yourself. You're not my mom.

>>543422195
I'm not the anon who said shit about occums razor, for one.
>If more than one guy wrote about a jew being executed on the cross after starting a jewish sect, then there must be some truth to that.
The guy is likely real, but I highly doubt he had super powers. People were crucified all the time. Some bastard child of a whore was just one of them

Imagine how soft and cozy he must be.

Dark Gaia has a really cool design

why do some of the characters have monoeye and the others have two separate eyes

>>543422559
Imagine how fertile she must be.

It's a good thing to hate ooc portrayals of Sonic. Only trannies defend them.

>>543422727
Tails doesn't have to imagine.

>>543422642
I think monoeye is just how hedgehogs be. I don't see you asking why some characters have quills and others don't.

>>543422642
because you touch yourself at night

You get to go to heaven
BUT you have to stop being a Sonic fan forever. Would you do it?

>>543422493
>thinks calling someone a retard is clever enough to deserve something better
Retard.

>>543422858
why. what does Jesus have against Sonic

>>543422110
Foxes are musky stinky and smelly.

>>543422858
Heaven AND I'm cured of this rotten curse?

>>543422858
yes, im not missing much

>>543422858
What is heaven exactly?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. This isn't a hard concept yet some of you get incredibly mad when it's brought up.

>>543422527
What you doubt about is none of my concern, it's a faith. You believe in the miracle of life on earth and take it for granted in a universe without meaning that will die in trillions of years with nothing done, so it's not like that is going to be any different.

>>543422858
Being a Sonic fan is heaven.

>>543422858
What’s heaven like? Does it have the door from a good place?

>>543423002
The Miracle of Life is not dependent of secular religion. I enjoy all of life without the guide of 2000 year old high retards in the desert who thought literally any disease was malaise

>>543422559
Cosmo would leave Tails after a month for Sonic dick