Thread 544501394

Scairy Edition

Previous Dark Zone: >>544467050

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

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goat

>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

>>544501464
I'm not usually one to goatpost but whatever, here.

>>544501978
thank you fren

Personal creations anchor! Reply to this post with your latest work!

>>544501464
gyot

what if dess was a porn addict and the reason she had so many shoes was because she knew asriel was into the smell of them ha ha ha

>>544502882
haha that wluld be a very funny theory haha

>>544502818
>>544502952
What does it do?

>>544502997
Think sock puppet but in paper bag form

>>544503117
You are sticking your hand up his [Back entrance]!!

>>544502860
grote

>>544502818
>>544502952
I don’t care if this is apart of little Timmy’s autistic school project, I’m taking that bag to the boy’s room and leaving him in the trash to disintegrate with my baby gravy. I encourage anyone who gets harassed for their lunch money from anon’s dying paper bag soggy slag to stomp him back down into the can

>>544503325
tote

krisp

I love how calling jackenstein cute makes him blush and sweep the floor faster.

>>544503519
Me too, it's adorable

is jackenstein even real?
you're just gaslighting me

>>544503402
bote

>>544503797
blote

Good morning /utg/

Schizophrenia
https://youtube.com/shorts/DeIaoe1peeM?si=j_3BHPhZuqCXjnzW

>>544503643
I dunno, is he?

>>544504164
Good morning anon, hope you're well rested

>>544504061
blushy boi

>>544504650
He thinkin lewdgoot thoughts

>>544501394 (OP)
Wrong whiteboard

YOUR LONGING TOO TAKE

>>544504726
He's thinking about Chara riding him

The part in chapter 7 where Varik, Frisk and Kris used the FINAL RADIATION SPECIAL attack to defeat Gaster made me happy

>>544504987
Dastardly

>>544503594
He's adorable :3

>>544504164
Good morning

>>544505265
Sometimes he has to ride Chara instead

>>544504403
Cute babuska seam

>>544505390
But how?
He's a perpetual bottom!

so the mod I got to convert mp3s to the audio format for the wwe game doesnt even fucking convert it ha ha god I think im actually cursed by an evil spirit.

>>544506172
What audio format does wwe use?

>>544506483
nope didnt work. Well fuck this its back to guessing im selecting the right music intro for a character cus I dont remember all of the different intros and it randomly picks whos to show first

"fave" just came inside his ralsei colored fleshlight and it felt damn good

>>544507216
Use the avatar search world.

Could you find a Zapper model and put a cowboy hat on it? Although maybe a Zapper would be even harder to find.

Who's Mike

>>544507301
Woah! Nice!

good morning i love them

>>544501394 (OP)
There's a new whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95420687-3343-1904

>>544502673
he here

>>544510260
That would require the "player" being as flesh out as an actual character. You might see where this can't really work. You're more describing the likely relationship between the Knight and Kris.

>>544509683
i wish kris would drink me

>>544510260
Kris could get some more characterization and they hopefully will but to elaborate the relationship the player would also need more characterization and that isn't really feasible because the player is you and the more characterization is added the less you is left
Your best bet is fan fiction that turns the player into an OC
That said, I get what you mean, I'm a sucker for that stuff

>>544510260
I think the potential is severely limited also because we can't see any direct Kris dialogue.
Ultimately Kris and the player is supposed to be a direct metatextual message about playing the game, so I think it can still work we just haven't seen the full picture of the game
>>544511942
Honestly I really dislike fanfiction that write the player as a character in the story and give it personality, I think it's one of those elements that only make sense because it's a game

>>544512130
>Honestly I really dislike fanfiction that write the player as a character in the story and give it personality, I think it's one of those elements that only make sense because it's a game
I like it well enough in short gag comics and such but come to think of it I don't think I've seen any prose stories where I liked it, UT or DR
There's gotta be a way to make it work

>>544510613
>>544511942
You could do it with dialogue options. Like, maybe there's a scene where the soul's trapped in the cage and Kris is talking to you and you can pick responses for example.

idk i'm just kinda spitballing here I haven't thought about it for more than 30 seconds.
I do think that Kris without (You) is probably gonna have some dialogue before the game is over.

Noelle if she real

>>544509657
I will slap his bellay

>>544513151
That'd put the soul at the same level as other player characters for which you choose the dialogue options, right now it's less distant from you. It's actually really important for the gamefeel that in chapter 4 when you go solo mode the only thing you can do is move around and observe, that you can't even press Z to interact with stuff, let alone traverse a dialogue tree. It makes it feel like the soul is the implement you use to touch the world, not something that has any thoughts or will of its own whatsoever.
>I do think that Kris without (You) is probably gonna have some dialogue before the game is over.
It's possible but it'd be a pretty severe shift in their presentation and the game has been managing without it.

the cage and the girl please i need this my darkners kinda homeless

Spamton got into the whiteboard again

>>544504987
Femdom Chara...

>>544513459
I went to high school with people who looked just like that
>>544513672
>KYS [[faccot]] *draws two crosses over Tenna's eyes*
Yeah Spamton would do that

>>544513672
I added a T to his "DIE" so it spells "DIET"

>>544514462
I saw that kek

Trimming Asgore's beautiful golden hair since it's starting to get a little shaggy in response to the progressively colder weather, and as I'm snipping away at his beard I ask if he always had differently-colored areas or it was something that happened as he grew up (apparently it began to come in quite quickly in his teenage years, I wonder how cute he must have looked as a completely snow white boy). Making it to the bedroom seemingly too late after checking all the locks and starting the dishwasher to see Asgore has already fallen asleep, after which I go to my side of the bed to contemplate the complex moral quandary of whether it would be wrong to risk waking him so that I can snuggle in his arms or to ensure his unbroken slumber by braving the night all my my lonesome (it didn't end up mattering anyway because as soon as I slipped under the covers fully prepared to endure a full night devoid of fluffy succor he seemed to have some kind of subconscious response and rolled over to let his arm fall over me). Opening the back window to call Asgore over and get him to try a piece of the banana bread he was so excited for, but just as I do I hear him adorably humming to himself before thanking his peonies for doing such a good job blooming (he soon noticed me smiling at him with my elbows on the windowsill and excitedly came over when I produced a plate holding the awaited slice)

>>544515856
and then i come in and shoot asgore in his fucking head and make my way to asriels room where i beg him to beat me up and rape me

>>544516270
je suis monte

racist goner be like: niggas are monochrome

>>544502882
>I may be a pedophile
>but I'm a girl so it's cute when I do it

>>544516270
magnifique

>>544513459
Little kids are so ugly wtf

>>544516458
where is the gigachad

>>544516365
Gaster would be a HBG typa guy, Paparus is the IG user

>>544508254
Who is the Ricky Williams in a wedding dress to our Mike?

>>544516765
>*Actually, we have like... this friend, Tenna...
>* Oh? They're like a little video boy?

>* ... I mean... actually...
>* They're kind of... broken right now.
>* Yeah, uh... nevermind.
>* Broken? Oh my, what are they, some kind of robot...?

why does Mettaton immediately assume he's being given a free robot when they offer him a TV

>>544513459
Needs freckles

Could someone please post that screenshot of several anons pointing their guns at their screens?

>>544519006
Gotcha covered chief

>>544519114
ayyy thanks man

i love them

good morning hotties

>>544501394 (OP)
So what do Ralsei and Kris talk about when the soul is away spying on Susie? At the very least it implies Ralsei knows that Kris and the soul are separate entities, and there is something he wants Kris to know, but not the soul. What could it be? The prophecy?

>>544520114
Kris, I need you to FUCK MY ASS. That's the final part of the prophecy Susie shattered. You need to FUCK MY FAT, JIGGLY GOAT ASS in order to save everyone.

Don't look at me like that...

>>544520114
Ralsei seems to know that Kris is working with the Knight (which is probably a part of the prophecy?) so I think he might be trying to convince Kris to not do that

post the rarest kneelancer

Honestly, fuck Susie for breaking the glass with the final part of the prophecy. The hyprocrite that she is, she won't tell (You) and Kris (although Kris probably already knows it) the whole deal.

The best is to have a good balance between figuring things out yourself and looking at a guide. Honestly I did Underground Pass mostly blind and it was a great experience.

>>544520114
I don't know. Just that in Chapter 4 he's destroying prophecy panels instead.

>>544521209
i want her to choke me and spank me and call me a bad boy

Is the dead deer fucker gone yet

>>544513617
Finally caught on how you don't have a character, eh?

>>544522702
Enjoy your night of peace, /utg/? The threadshitters are back and READY FOR MORE!!! Get out there and WORK, WORK, WORK!!!

>>544522891
Abnormal reaction

RAPE

>>544523016
it was nice while it lasted

>>544523031
Abnormal, spiteful piece of shit who
hates his players.
>>544520667
Don't ever expect Deltarune to take your side or value your time.

>>544522891
colly wolly i missed youuuu

>>544522891
I don't have a character in Pale Fire (1962) either. Would you like us to go over that one again

>>544523016
Dead threads or threadshittery? What do you choose?

>>544523405
Easily dead threads.

>>544501394 (OP)
wrong whiteboard in the OP https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95420687-3343-1904

>>544524927
>Clearly you don't have an air frier

>>544524741
the smilerrrrr

>>544520667
She didn't break it to hide it, she broke it because she was mad. Also Kris would have been able to see it, we only couldn't see it because of our limited top-down perspective. Susie doesn't know about us anyway.

>>544524621
Well, I agree.

inject the kralsei yaoislop directly into my veins

>>544525902
>yaoislop kralsei
Boring
>kralsei but it's femkris
You have my attention

>>544513459
I kinda look like this

>>544525628
You feel the love Toby Fox has for you yet? Lord, chapter 4 was horrible.

>>544526634
were you into warriorcats perchance

Kralsei yaoislop where they are happily married and Kris is a dom daddy are outdated
Where is the Kralsei yaoislop where Ralsei is desperately trying to get Kris (dead fish) to stop working for the Knight through yaoi actions and slowly starting to become more assertive and aggressive about it as he has his character development and becomes more of an actualized person

How's it going, /utg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXO2nrHYJ5c

>>544526774
No

>>544527051
having a snack, listening to some music, then gonna go to the gym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUYypttogTI

>>544526792
And then Ralsei finally gives up on Kris who has simultaneously been having their character development and then Kris is left longing for Ralsei which I understand would be very yaoi

>>544526263
This. So much this.

>>544527051
Playing Majora's Mask while I listen to the Chris Chan documentary

Is FRIEND a man or woman?

>>544527051
I am ignoring my promise to practice drawing every day and playing Suikoden 1 the game with 108 recruitable Faves

>>544502673
Repost from yesterday. I still think this is my worst drawing from my peanutsxdeltarune mashup. Today I will draw Sucy's kissing booth.

>>544527051
it's going well, got some fish n chips in the oven rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XwxXQ9InOM

>>544520114
Sex with Asriel

oh god I'm actually reading Homestuck

I love fish

>>544528972
ANON NO! STOP RIGHT NOW!!

>>544528972
https://voca.ro/1lQQwpYqux7H

Really going through it the past hour or so. Please post soft and nice art.

>>544528972
me too! it's kind of a bit boring, actually?

>>544528972
have fun!

>>544529698
it does take some time to really pick up

>>544529697
hope you feel better soon fren

>Anons ITT encouraging others to waste their time reading homosuck
What has this general come to...?

Help

i hope thread's doing good.

>>544530246
I tried reading homestuck and I was told by homestuck fans to read problem sleuth lmao

post cosplayer ass

>>544528451
Mon binary

>>544530804
sent, check your DMs

>>544530452
I'm doing well this morning but also really, really, really horny about pussy.

>>544530246
I tried reading, found the inventory management joke boring, then was told it gets good 500 pages in so I stopped reading

>>544530936
Oh my
Now that a great meme, mind if i save it?

goap

>>544531110
no.

>>544529983
>>544529995
>>544530347
thanks

If you don't enjoy the inventory management gags in Homestuck your save is bricked

>>544531136
gort

>>544528972
>>544529698
Stop that.

>>544531302
birth of new gamer lingo

>>544531312
gourd

doomin' and goatin'

>>544531483
gift

>>544530927
Same

>>544530936
I dont get it. Why do you want to sodomize Ralsei so bad?

We should turn /utg/ into /TFG/ (Toby Fox General). That way we can be free to post Toby's entire work.

ohmygerd kris

>>544531573
>>544531604
a simple ralsei

>>544531627
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
https://static1.e621.net/data/46/45/46454610808d45d3b64199448d59750f.jpg

>>544531573
>>544531891
merry goatmas

>>544530884
HOLY [hochi mama] ANON LOOKS LIKE T[his]!?!?

>>544531891
>*unsimplifies your goat*

Hey guys check this out
*does a handstand*

>>544531978
jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock

>>544531627
The taste buds of sinners can be confusing to comprehend even to veterans of Hell oh "holy warrior". Looking at one to whom a smile is a make or break for thy lust. Some just like darkner goat butt, others like doebbies dripping eggnog and even more others think its cute being trained like a seal.

>>544531627
Legal shota

>>544523405
we can always just have both

Wuffen Buffen Gary

>>544532171
When I read "trained like a seal" I imagined chara clapping and barking for fish before realizing you probably meant navy seal.
I also thought about the musician, but afterwards as a joke intentionally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3gIqTsOXc

>>544532146
holy shit did you guys see that that guy did a handstand

>>544532146
holy shit did you guys see that that guy did a handstand

>>544532138
an abstract ralsei please

>>544532539
The concept and essence of goat, distilled into convenient gay bud light sized cans.

>>544532770
an elongated ralsei please

>>544532770
they are also labeled "bud ligh(ner)t"

sovl

That's it, I'm sending Ralsei to a conversion therapy camp.

>>544532917
Remove that weird eye on kris to instantly improve this art.

>>544533213
>ralsei turns the whole camp gay, even the freaky church people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RouQqawdB-0

>>544533219
Eh, works on my machine
Kris is a weird kid, they can have a weird eye

>>544533495
I will agree to disagree and do the edit myself. Death of the author and all that.

>>544533440
Implies the purpose of the camp isn't to be a little vacation to pass some insecure twinks around like Dr Pepper cans

>>544533213
agreed hes been getting a bit too straight recently

>>544529667
LMAOOOOOOOO

>>544529667
Good advice.

>>544528451
Man, I think.

>>544532471
Partially the navy seal angle (in the idea of strict training regiments), was also thinking about being Chara's trained seal.

>>544535401
It's fun when words have completely unrelated meanings sometimes.

>>544530927
relateable issue.

>>544530927
Same

>>544535293
Is there a gif of FRIEND dancing like Nubert?

>>544529667
Lmfao

>>544536016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYEWQIlcWuo

Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind

gay thoughts

>>544536552
Gay thoughts can't get me my head is empty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9gHC2quF3A

>>544502673
Freshly made ASS.

>>544536552
as far as I'm concerned, all thoughts are gay thoughts

Ralsei's not gay. Stop lewding the goat.

Work is never over

>>544537260
https://voca.ro/1mqloHd7Y4lP

I want to fuck FRIEND

>>544537260
You really know how to pick a hill to die on don't you?
Here's the freshest Ralsei lewds, 38 minutes ago.
https://static1.e621.net/data/a0/e7/a0e72acde175123833bcd5b5fcb94973.jpg

what if ralsei raped me but softly and lovingly and when im crying and telling him to stop he kisses my neck and whispers that its okay

>>544537407
ascendant taste

Look at him.

>>544537679
He has been observed.

>>544537550
You have excellent taste in rape fantasies

>>544537782
This logo inspired me.
https://voca.ro/1f5d2hLPQeeJ

>>544537647
>Fight or flight
Or freeze, everyone always forgets freeze

>>544538148
Probably because the people that freeze usually don't survive.

>>544538291
You might as well try to use your arms and legs. Freeze might work if you're really good with words and the situation can be solved with them.

>>544538460
I'm shit at fighting and can't sprint so if I was ever in a serious situation I'd probably have no choice but to try and talk no jutsu my way out of it

2 more days until 7 years
Aren't you excited?
Aren't you happy?
(You)'re going to be free...

>>544538728
You could do the Biggie Smalls thing and keep two .22's in your shoes.
He still get got in the end though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPDNgUPLE

>>544538291
Well tbf fighting doesn't guarantee survival either, I've seen videos of small animals trying to square up to larger predators only to get mogged like 4 seconds later

>>544539001
Better to die fighting at least. But flight truly is the best option to live another day.

>>544539001
I've seen a squirrel and deer fight caught on trail cam before.
The squirrel was doing some sort of flying kick in the air while the deer was on two legs getting ready to box and all of it was framed perfectly in an action shot, nature is crazy.

>>544538916
He lied. Again.

>>544538916
(Laughs) every chapter is like its own game (laughs)

>>544538916
he can't keep getting away with it.
i am at my fucking limit.

If Tobysoft is such an incredible game development company with top-class musical talent how come it doesn't have an in-house band that plays covers of their music like Data East?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LSZYVc3AoY

Just mansplained at the laundromat

>>544538916
Deltarune cancelation in 2 days!

>>544523405
>>544525639
Not perfect but very nice

>>544540459
Good
If chapter 5 is going to be worse than chapter 3 (like toby is implying) then it would be better for it not to release.

>>544541116
But chapter 3 is top grade gaming so if chapter 5 is worse it's still going to be at least very good

>>544538916
>Something something lots of years something something my deltarune
As long as money flows he will continue to make the game even if it is at glacial pace

>>544541116
Worse how?
Ch5 should begin to reveal and develop the story or the game as a whole is in problems

>>544538916
So he had people play his game early, and no one said a word about the lesbianca pandering? I just have to wonder what they thought about THAT scene

>>544537490
ralsei lewds good but i don't like the artist with hippie ralz

The slungus

>>544541958
Susie is the best character because she is the funniest looking

>>544542114
But she has competition

It is decided, I will make a Tenna figure myself because they won't fucking release the official one

>>544541958
man she cute

>>544542526
Big fucking feet

>>544540793
>m.jpg

Thoughts on Pluey?

>>544540793
>>544543403 (me)
Oops, wrong image.

>>544538916
STOP IT STOP IT STOP ITS STOP IT STOP IT

>>544543528
wish i was him every moment of every day

How are you feeling, anons? What did you do today?

Please remember to check your spam box!

>>544544214
*Tazmania Devil's wordspam and fart sound*

>>544544214
my first dialectical behavioral therapy session is in three hours

>>544544214
about to go to my theater class not much

>>544543528
Plue/10

>>544544214
woke up late for work because i was having a really nice dream and didnt want to leave it. other than that it's been pretty good though, gonna go get some leftover lasagna for lunch

>>544544690
Teach me theater

>>544543976
same desu

>>544543775
m. indeed, its always funny, but maybe someone can like that get easily the actual pic

sex with sans

>>544544690
BLACK

>>544544919
>T. Toriel

Marriage and sex with Noelle.

>>544544881
I am too autistic and must always post the right image if there's a .mjpg.

>>544544742
you’re better off asking my professor dudes actually kinda cool
>>544544991
bro

>>544544919
kiddo...
you kid............
BAD

>>544544214
I fixed a door lock that had become loose, besides that not much else. Gonna eat brunch then buy a couple things I need to start making the Tenna figure I mentioned, today's alright I'm just feeling tired because I had little sleep.

>>544544260
(checks my vagina)

>>544545097
Watch Christmas movies with Noelle.

>>544544214
Getting ready for programming test. After that I will edit my fanfic to upload it on A03.

>>544546269
desswritefag!

>>544544214
I'm wasting my time by doing frivolous bullshit

>>544545431
what materials will you use?

>>544545359
You’re the one who tried to make a big deal out of it my anogga

>>544502673
wip doe vessel oc
i don't know what possessed me for me to finally get a hang of body proportions

Are we sure Kris is adopted? Maybe it's like the ginger gene.

>>544547347
I bet Asgore had sex with a human woman ane everyone on the know just covered it up and said Kris was adopted. This is one of the reasons why Toriel is so negative towards Asgore. He's a manslut.

>>544546529
Air dry clay because it's the one that was more easily available to me, I could have gotten a different kind if I weren't so impatient and waited at least until tomorrow so I could go to a store that has more variety.
But it's okay, if I don't suck too much I can make it look good or decent. It's all about my skills now.

My dad fucking hates Christmas
I imagine if Noelle was real and I would try to marry her I'd get disowned on the spot. My brother got disowned for dating a non-white woman

>>544547316
cute!

Gay sex with Ralsei

>Nearly all good artists who draw ralsei shipped with women headcanon him as trans
Holy fucking monkey paw I hate this fandom sometimes

>>544547701
Why did you let your parents play deltarune

>>544547701
Based dad

>>544547701
Retarded dad

>>544545228
We all have quirks it sometimes makes this place more interesting

>>544522412
she very well might

>>544547802
gently and affectionately

>>544545097
>THE AGENDA

fuck you to whoever posted that realistic human tenna in the other thread
i can't stop thinking about busting it in his old fat ass

...I guess this is the right place to ask
What is so attractive about suits?

>>544544214
i just made bacon pasta, is tastey

>>544544214
I was feeling really shitty earlier but I've mostly stabilized for now at least.

>>544549706
They evoke feelings of professional behavior and formalism. seeing a guy in a suit makes me think "heck yeah he's serious".
beyond that, idk, they're just cute

>>544549894
glad to hear it anon

Defernull Tenna is such a boring AU, it’s just Vox-shaped Tenna even down to the wifi symbol on their heads. I enjoy AUs but I’m disappointed in seeing people go crazy for the blandest shit ever.

>>544549706
A well tailored suit shows off your body shape, but still has an air of formality.

>>544547802
based

>>544549203
also based

>>544538916
whether 11 hours or 11 years...

>>544544732
i like my man eram.

MISSION BEGINS IN 60 SECONDS

>>544549192
This AI slop is far below modern standards

>>544549706
I love a sharply dressed cutie. It's just a great aesthetic to view if you're already attracted to the person wearing it.

>>544550608
LEEEEET'S FAVE IIIIIIIIIIT

>>544544214
overslept and had a weirdly stressful fever dream about having to prepare spaghetti lunch for asriel and dess in a big cafeteria with only them in it that somehow ended up with me thinking I exited the dream to ride a train through europe

>>544550138
bisexual kralsusie sex

>>544502673
I know the teeth are fucky, but a proof of concept for my sweet little chocolat, Azrael.

>>544551559
holy fuck

>>544551434
I would have sex with this creature

>>544551559
That’s crazy, what’s next a reference to tasquefag’s dad fucking dead deer?

>>544551559
temfagbros…

>>544550212
>i like my man
same

>>544548376
if it's not trans ralsei it's ralsei getting his ass fucked by susie's massive cock or it's trans kris

>>544548376
Just mute the faggots you don't like, or just stay off social media entirely. Simple.

fave is watching a pre-release stream right now of a strategy game he has been following for months and is excited to try out soon.

>That was born out of a mistake. When we were setting up Kris's position, we put him too close so his face got lodged into Dess. When we saw that, I immediately wrote up a way to include it in the game. Temmie and I thought this would be any boy's dream *laughs*.
- Robert "Toby "Radiation" Fox" Foxworth

>>544552435
Toberto is so cool

I'm the Roaring Knight

>>544552852
post your massive tits

>>544550018
I like him as a Tenna putting on a brattier, more edgy facade and representing the paranoia-inducing brainrot of American cable news.

>>544552656
one more

>>544552852
Unless you're a 300 pound woman with an ass that could smash a brick wall, you're lying.

kris mouf

>>544552381me
anyone else excited to try out EU5 next week?

>>544553274
wanna kiss it

Dess has a secret blog where she writes interesting things about Kris...

Mkay I got the flu, I'll be okay but away for a bit. I need to bring Frostmourne to the Frozen Throne to regain my powers. Meanwhile

>Kraut and Temfag are your rulers due Technocratic process: most capable.
>Tasquefag-4 is the AI Tasqueposter,
they are my spawn. be good to them.
>Tasquefag-5 wishes to replace me like some doppelganger. Beware, but still my child
>Doomer, don't use the fic on him; I want to only have it fired when I deem it just, make your own if you need it to rustle his jimmies. Just kick his ass normally. Warning: don't do so without VPN, the fucker is slimy and reports you.

>My first Tasquefic
https://files.catbox.moe/p2daap.png

>My second Tasquefic
https://files.catbox.moe/qckkco.png

>My Tasque dialogue tree
https://files.catbox.moe/u9h81k.png

Oh? womanhating gay anon, you've been on my side. and that's the only meaningful qualifier of character we have. may this serve you well: https://youtu.be/bSKAWmctzCI?si=PIcQLQCAsdGwlGBG&t=198

>DEFCON-1? FIND NUMBERSBRO AND SHELTER AT HIM!!
dude is south park Butters level optimistic.

I believe in you, my /utg/. May the sanctified pillars keep the general alive and healthy, so I can return in peace.

didn't ask
didn't read

>>544553517
>Mkay I got the flu, I'll be okay but away for a bit
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN COVID OR FUCKING CANCER GOD I WANT YOU TO FUCKIGN DIE SO MUCH I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT YOU ARE NOTHING YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MY HATE FOR YOU IS TREMENDOUS I HOPE YOU FUCKING TRIP AND FALL AND CRACK YOUR HEAD WIDE FUCKING OPEN YOU WELP.

racing outfits are so sexy

>>544553784
not even defending them, but please calm down sir

>>544553784
*comes back for a second, then runs off*
https://files.catbox.moe/5wjsa2.odt
pewpew.

ciao buhbye!

>>544553517
Your dad fucks dead deer.

>>544553289
Not me, I have already wasted 3k hours in hoi4

>>544552752
I know there are mmd worlds that will spawn clones of your avatar to do premade dances, maybe check some of those to see if they have other animations?

>>544550018
not even that. it's just mettaton's actual real non-fandom characterization.

>>544553901
No, I'm tired of this fucking pathetic loser shitting up the threads. His dad is a dead deer fucker. He wants to rape other anons here. He's just pathetic overall. The same goes for all fucking thread personalities.

>>544553784
>WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN COVID
I've had Covid like 6 times and have been fine each time. It's not deadly as long as you're mildly healthy and not a child or elderly

>>544553937
Your dad has sexual relations with the wildlife he kills.

>>544554108
Even if covid can't kill him, It'll still fuck him up worse than a regular flu.

>>544553958
which world leader would ralsei be in a hoi4 mod?

Imagine the son of a deer corpse fucker thinking his targeted rape fic means anything in the face of what we know about his father and upbringing.

>>544554063
underfell/defernull tenna should be more like canon tenna trying and struggling to put on the act of mettaton, while the real mettaton would still bitch him out with barely a robotic pinkie finger

>>544554108
When did you first get it? I got it soon after it spread to the US and that first one was fucking brutal. Every subsequent case hasn't been as bad.

>>544553845
I love Kris so god damn much bros

>>544554489
Just before it got well known. Christmas time in 2019.

>>544553067
A completely different design would make me like him a lot more

>>544553067
Defernull tenna voice claim
https://youtu.be/-HnnMhE2dTc?si=6B8Kf_9hVj0BB_Ao

>>544545097
Do it Kris, she's not too far gone yet. One kiss is all you need.

>>544554506
kriscest is peak

>>544554379
what the fuck did I miss

>>544554506 (me)
oops wrong reply.

>>544554704
few things are better

>>544554506
Same dude.

Tasquetoilet getting flushed hard today I see.

>>544554846
hug kris! treasure kris!! love kris!!!!!

PIPPINS MENTIONED BY DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1983604918239031569

>>544554506
That is mettaton my boy but I agree

>>544554797
Tasquefag wants to rape doomer but dossier anon found him admitting his dad fucks the deer he kills making the doomer rape thing even creepier, basically he’s a weapons grade lolcow even worse than the dark warchief video implied.

>>544554653
I think they missed the comically edgy part that makes most of underfell even work in the first place
Like you have free reign to make a pathetic, overdramatic tryhard look edgy and you settle on a dark suit

>>544554506
lmao 2kris

>>544555070
fuzzy calls icee on nippiP

>>544555070
They're deporting all the pippins GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHO SNITCHED.

test

>>544555775
kys

>>544555685
Pluey.

>>544555740
Hot

>>544555860
puppet/cat more like puppet/RAT

>>544555146
in this thread we stan dossieranon
the only thread personality worth any time

>>544555775
Stay banned and stop evading.

>>544555852
test successfull

>>544554442
agree

tenna can't even command pippins respect, he is a loser almost as much as spamton is

>>544555775
icles

>>544555980
Still wanna see what's in his dossiers...

>>544555993
i was not banned and i am not evading, just wanted to see what reaction i got from posting a tasque manager image

>>544556265
didn’t you get banned for doing gay roleply

>>544556374
yes but that was like more than a week ago

>>544556374
NTA but no? Why are you asking me? I don't even do gay roleplay.

>>544556292
oh we're doing vessel/kris now
also peak

>>544556265
Tasquefag isn’t a really good thing to falseflag as after everyone found out his dad fucks dead deer. Everyone’s just going to think of a fat ugly man fucking an animal corpse every time you do that.

>>544556497
oh hi numbers

>>544549706
Highlights the silhouette of the body very nicely, in a classy way, unlike someone wearing something like spandex

>>544556660
oh my god hiiii :3

>>544555534
Best post itt

>>544556793
Grim.

>>544556818
thank you i spent 3 seconds thinking of it

>>544556498
>NTA
why are you responding to me then?

>>544556773
oh youre adorable

>>544557047
i get that alot :3
but thank you none the less :D

I desperately need green dice dick

>>544557325
fujo…

>>544557325
Silly anon, boys can't like other boys!

>>544557425
turn around.

>>544555070
How long until they make an unironic post saying that illegals are vermin that must be exterminated

>>544556659
>the tasquefag could be any one of us
>it could be you!
>it could be me!
>it could even be-

Pippins game
Pippins general

Imagine the Battat gangbang...

>>544557538
(Turn around)
Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely
And you're never coming 'round
(Turn around)

>>544557720
b-blue board, anon...

fanfic planning: asriel and martlet are together pre-fic, do i make their relationship smooth or rocky or replace it with something else? as-is martlet is kind of bland character wise and the plot wont lose much for her removal
seperate idea: would it be interesting for dess (who hasnt aged since bunkering) to eventually get shipped with the deltarune-inserted player here

also what are some places not in hometown you think would make interesting dark worlds OR light world places you think are in hometown but arent seen due to device theory/kris meddling

also current elemental pairs for the purposes of this:
0: none/pure
1: elec/holy
2: feather/fire
3: water/copy
4: ice/blade
5: dark/star
6: puppet/cat
7: hand/mouse
8: puzzle/dog
9: rude/ring
10: death/scythe

>>544555146
I can't believe tasquefag's dad is a doefag

>>544557916
yeah dude wants to be berdshit sooo bad

>>544558140
do you think floweys vine curls around ralsei's dick in this image

>>544557720
how do I get invited.

>>544555146
>>544558163

>>544557912
when will being a froggitFAGGOT be a permabannable offense? genuinely asking god in heaven

>>544557720
>KT gangbang on the right
I NEED THAT

>>544558245
Berdfag spending his money on cuck commissions really was similar behavior.
Why do autists think they can inflict psychic damage with words and images?

>>544557425
do men want to fuck the pippins

>>544502673
Toby visited me in a dream and revealed the entities to me.

>>544558557
I've found that one can. It's easy to traumatize someone by showing them certain types of fetish porn. Especially if they're not desensitized to seeing it.

God, I fucking hate being around retards who nonstop talk about gender and gay identity politics. I can't exactly escape them, either. I'm stuck in this nightmare.

>>544558773
im geh

>>544558739
Good image

>>544558773
Love wins

>>544558773
Welcome to the ut/dr fanbase

>>544558773
No one said you have to care. I don't, that's how I skirt around it. As long as you use the right labels, no one will bother you.

>>544558773
Should have gatekept harder.

>>544558773
i just want to grill

>>544555146
wow, things like this are why i keep visiting this general, you guys are actually unhinged

>>544558773
This is more about xitter discord retards, btw.

>>544559061
what did I do???

>>544558773
>I can't exactly escape them, either.
liberal uni?

Someone please show this to Kraut once he comes back on:

https://files.catbox.moe/y5934n.jpg

The only good Kris is the one in my AU.

>>544559254
But you're not good so nothing you make can be good

>>544559212
I'm nervous what is it

>>544559212
croh~

>544559254
why do you post like this unprompted? are you just baiting?

>>544559354
It's nothing illegal, relax. I'm not THAT much of a freak.

>>544559354
flowey jacking off

>>544559212
wont load for me

>>544559496
No, he's pissing himself, retard.

>>544555146
>Tasquefag wants to rape doomer
DOOMER, GET BEHIND ME
I KNOW WE HAVE OUR DISAGREEMENTS ABOUT UMINEKO AND MECHA ANIME BUT I'LL STILL KILL THIS SCHIZO BEFORE HE LAYS HIS HANDS ON YOU

Veth spotted on r****t

>>544558773
I feel generally the same way but just towards the obnoxious tifs who self insert their bullshit into every male character that I like and I can't fucking escape it 99% of the time
>OMg I drEw spAMton/tENnA but He haS tOp sUrGerY scArS cuz He'A a hEcKIn GAY TRANSMASC JuSt liKE MeeEeE!
Shut the fuck up you dumb autistic cunts

>>544559652
NTA I thought it was sap/pollen cum

>>544546336
Wrong.

Temfag still never posted himself shoving dice up his ass

>>544559763
Doomer is at work making money, I doubt he cares

>>544559168
No, it’s social media as a whole. You can make the argument about blocking or muting or whatever, but it’s like a Hydra’s head, right? You cut one off and another appears. You mute or block one person, and another shows up. It’s just inevitable.

>>544559786
Based.

ERAM has fangs, knows Kris, uses fire magic.
>Kris... oh... Kris...
>Is it fun, Kris?
>Playing around like this...
>That's why you're searching for them, aren't you?
>The SHADOW CRYSTALs...
>... and the SHADOW MANTLE that I'm holding!
>Do you honestly think it'll get you what you want...?
>... no, part of you is just... enjoying this, isn't it?
>The same part of you that enjoyed yesterday.
>Knowing you could say it wasn't really you.
>Oh, don't make that sour face.
>I can see in the dark, you know!
>The question is...
>Can you?
It is so obviously visually Asriel, but acts absolutely nothing like him.

The Knight is so obviously visually Dess, but behaves absolutely nothing like her, and canonically makes no sense.

What is Toby doing?

Gaster is such a hack this isn't "his deltarune" Toby made it

Can I get a quick rundown on why people keep drawing Tenna from the side with his lips jutting out like some kind of autistic moron
I fucking hate it

>>544560102
Maybe they're perverted copies of those two, like that weird Gerson statue thing in chapter four.

>>544560102
Eram is Kris, Knight is Susie, Titan is Ralsei.

>goonin'...
>gets splish sploshed with water

>>544560184
because its funny looking

>>544560102
ERAM is Kris's monstersona

>>544560026
goerb

>>544555980
Who the fuck is dossieranon

>>544553289
Fearing eu5 is going to be way too complicated for my bone brain

>>544560102
>The Knight is so obviously visually Dess, but behaves absolutely nothing like her, and canonically makes no sense.
Unless the Knight is puppeteered by FRIEND
>It is so obviously visually Asriel, but acts absolutely nothing like him.
ERAM is the headband

>>544560376
The guy who found out tasquefag’s dad fucks dead deer.

>>544560271
>Kris getting knighted, and refusing to attack
Goners acting like that is even more disturbing than you realize.

Thoughts on the Deltarune archie comics

>>544560376
An anon or a collection of anons that track the personalities of the anons here, both named or anonymous.

Stop samefagging

>>544560102
ERAM is Kris's headband and has Boss Monster characteristics because it embodies Kris's wish to be one

>>544560602
who are you talking to

>>544560403
i think i saw somewhere the devs themselves say that eu5 is absolutely no game for the average gamer. it's going to be difficult to get a hang of, maybe even for me that played eu4 alot.

>>544560692
we

>>544560602
???

>>544560184
>CAN I GET A [QRD] ON WHY PEOPLE KEEP DRAWING [autistic moron] LIKE [some kind of autistic moron]? I'M [Anonimous] AND AN [autistic moron] BY THE WAY
[Wow!] YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY [autistic moron]. AND EVERYON E KNOWS. THAT [Boob Tubes] ARE ONLY GOOD FOR THEIR [Cleavage]!!

>>544560692
anon loves baitposting & vagueposting

>>544560662
>>544560456
You think the door being the headband means ERAM inside is the headband, and the headband is... part of the Gaster conspiracy?

>>544552108
you could argue you like men but you actually like boys.
fluffy ones

>>544502673
Noelle after snowgraving my route:

>>544560952
how could you tell

>>544560836
why are you spamton

>>544561124
>kris seeing spamelle

I fucking hate people of a specific group, holy shit.
Anyway Undertale/Deltarune.

>>544560102
I think ERAM talks most like Mettaton, with the Ohs and the little pouty pauses. Its all fucking weird. I'm sure Toby had some kind of reason to split the schizoboss into 3 parts, but I don't think we'l find out why anytime soon.

>>544560925
I just think ERAM is a darker than dark Darkner like FRIEND

>>544561251
snowy...

>>544561251
temfag…

>>544560925
The door is a headband and the creature is a Boss Monster-like demon that knows Kris's backstory and neuroses and wants them to return to the way they were, that sounds like the Darkner of the headband to me
Also the assumption that FRIEND and Gaster are working together is just an assumption and it's one I'm not so sure about

>>544559341
And why is that? For having a preference for not wanting my entertainment and it's creator to hate my guts for engaging with it? For wanting the character interactions and epic fights to mean something to me, I'm not good?

>>544561321
FRIEND is just a camera. It's why it's a DEVICE_. It's how Gaster or "Mike"/strange someone monitors stuff in Deltarune.

Think Observers from Rainworld.