Thread 545721853

Dice Collectors Edition

Previous Dice Collection : >>545696413

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

-Current whiteboard:
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86591196-3572-3404
-Previous whiteboard: https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25157061-8576-0755
-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font

-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

DARKNERS SWEAT FECAL MATTER, THAT'S WHY THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT, LOOK IT UP!
OBJECTS HAVE AN AVERAGE IQ BELOW 80, LITERALLY RETARDED.
THESE MONKEYS ARE NOT HUMANS
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR THEM, SAD!

>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

Incredible Gaster

TV DAISUKI!!!

I’m romantically attracted to spamton.

the cycle continues

Post your wonderful creations and what not

Anchor for your Personal Creations!

>>545721853 (OP)
i would lethally bake them all into pies starting with the snowdin bunny pippins

>>545722096
>>545722115
FAGS

some retard shitting up the whiteboard
again with the dice melty

>whiteboard
Sh*tter must've lost their job about a week ago because now they do this shit everyday.

Is it supposed to look like Sonic

>>545722115
egg dice sprite. She's around the same size as the kidpips but I'm pretty sure she's just a short pippins

>>545722407
dude I love this thing

>>545722407
ah, the old
>she just LOOKS like a child but she's an adult

>>545722380
it's supposed to look like White Diamond from Steven Universe. why does nobody talk about it

long bacon store

>>545722147
BERDLY POOPING!?
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IMAGE! IT MUST BE AI

>>545722486
sans is short

>>545722380
Yesn't

>>545722407
i like this one, it is very cute

>>545722195
>about a week ago

>>545722407
>She's around the same size as the kidpips but I'm pretty sure she's just a short pippins
She just like me fr...
going by the pippins behavioral rulebook, she must be ruthless dom

>>545722779
The what?

>>545722407
>>545722779
ok I need to sex her now

>>545721853 (OP)
I kind of envy the ability of women to create to create entire families out of nothing like we see here with the Pippins
I've never progressed beyond "Shadow the Hedgehog but he's green and humble"

>>545722185
>>545722195
after I literally just fixed the op bruh

>>545722608
he is an expert jitterbugger...

>>545723019
>after I literally just *ruined the op bruh
Deserved

I need to most feral Spamton you have.

>>545723110
the previous op didn’t even link the previous thread bro

>>545722937
>"Shadow the Hedgehog but he's green and humble"
??? gaster??

>>545723185
>>545696614

>>545722937
Ken Penders...

>>545723282
exactly?

>>545723325
No.

>>545722826
You know how the general has pippins anatomy headcanons such as males have small dicks but big balls on average and how tits can have several nipples that look like the pips on a die? I'm talking about the headcanon that goes 'the shorter a pipins is, the more dominant they are'

>>545723410
yes? that isn’t in the op

>>545723419
dice have gender but random genitals and that's why arbitrary pregnancies can happen is my headcanon actually

>>545722185
It’s temfag, he spams sharty memes and you can tell he’s active because this is also his >>545722147

Damn, whiteboardsh*tter really isn't letting this one go.

>>545723419
hawt. need fujo x fuzzy

ok we have 3 kingdoms for now, still thinking about these roles

TV Kingdom
King = Tenna
Lost King = Spamton
Chancellor = Battat
Chaplain = Oraclepins
Cook = Phillip
Knight Marshal = Katana
Lady in waiting = Jenny
Jester = Fujo
Butler = Cracked
Butler 2 = Bones
Herald/Messenger = Yippins
Secretary = Fuzzy
Royal Painter/Artist = Painter

snippiP Kingdom
Queen = snippiP
Princess = Celeste
Cook = Eggpins
Herald/Messenger = Dee six
DICE DEVOURER Kingdom
King = DD
Prince = Pippy

>>545723523
>Everything I don't like is temfag
I don't even bother to vandalize pedo shit on it anymore because I hate seeing all the autistic pippins shit on it.

>>545723610
is this supposed to be a defense? you've been seething over pippins for a while now

>>545723610
don’t look at it then

>>545723684
Thats literally what I just said

>>545723610
YOU HEAR THAT BOYS?
LOOKSLIKE PEDOSHITS BACK ON THE MENU

>>545723610
>i hate autistic fun stuff
>in the autistic general

I like how every whiteboard always has a Sans and a Papyrus to go along with the general theme, it cracks me up every time

>>545723604
where is TEoH going?

>>545723604
PEAK

>>545723185
>>545723454
He *IS* "OP"

>>545722407
>>545716093

adorable, if you can resize them to accurate size, I can add them to the compilation

>>545723761
I like autistic fun stuff thats why I hate pippins

>>545723783
DD kingdom

>>545723783
Pippy got custody in the AU

>>545723680
Ngl I think some of it must be a falseflag, like yeah the temfag doesn't like the dice but part of it is probably the trolls trying to impersonate him

>>545723825
I’m talking about “op” as Original Post

>>545723604
missing a lot of em

>>545723847
you like illegal pornography and mutilating infant animals
>>545723896
I have a hard time believing that because the spam drawings and handwriting match his

>>545723896
ok tem

>>545723604
What are these kingdoms and roles for?

>>545723604
this is strangely epicsauce and makes me more interested in these characters. maybe cracked emigrated from the dice devourer kingdom

>>545721853 (OP)
Why is Anon fat?

>>545723832
https://files.catbox.moe/w6i1h0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/snhro7.png
here you go

>>545723979
Yeah both of those are fun, just like neco arc memes. This general needs neco arc redraws instead of fujo pippins roastie shit.
>>545723979
Nigger you don't even know my handwriting.

need ballerina

>>545724019
Aren't you

>>545724058
You're slipping. You can still be a good person

>>545724058
….so you are the person shitting up the whiteboard

>>545724102
Im just trolling, but we do need more neco arc memes and no one on here knows what my hand writing is.

>>545724058
when you write shit on the whiteboard yes I do

>>545721853 (OP)
>my art op
:)
>.jpeg
:(
>>545724019
it was based off this image

>>545723907
Curious, "op" means Original Poster as well and that's what i was talking about
So technically, neither of us is wrong in the end

>>545723979
>the spam drawings and handwriting match his
Oh, I hadn't looked into that, my bad

>>545723959
any help would be welcome i'm just trying to fit them into in-character roles!
>>545723992
different roles in a royal court! I made 3 because i can't see DD or snippiP serving a king and not themselves

>>545724149
That's a very powerful piece of art
But please don't draw me fat next time

>>545724148
I have written on the whiteboard like twice.

>>545724147
I don't really think it's reasonably "just trolling" anymore if nobody can tell and they expect it from you. I know you aren't really a bad guy, you just do this stupid stuff out of habit. Try to find a more productive use of your energy and maybe find a friend here
This kind of thing can really just go on for your whole life if you let it. One day you'll just keel over and die and that will be that, so please try to live your life pleasantly and not like this. Nobody wants this, not even you, it's just a dumb behavioral loop and you know it

Why is this general obsessed with Pippins again?

>>545724253
it’s ok, there’s no file to check or anything, I just remember what his writing looks like from previous whiteboard spamming

>>545724149
i love how the most special kids are key chains

>>545724412
why not it’s kinda

>>545724407
see its working

Arcueid pippins?

>>545724412
because toby canonically acknowledged theoryfags with battat and it just kinda spiralled from there

>>545724149
Blessed image

>See sad and weary Pluey on whiteboard
>Draw a SOUL patting and comforting the cat.
>Check back later, see an extra addition
>Smile
Whiteboard fun.

>>545724412
Battat is incredibly attractive to women

>>545724262
Cool! I like what you've done for them so far, would be fun to apply these ideas in some way

>>545724407
This is good advice and I doubt he’ll take it. It’s sad, for a minute there he was actually doing well. :/

I think Deltarune would be 20% cooler with Neco Arc in it

Welp, Cya Anons
Love Y'all, Except YOU (Fuck You, Bramble)
Hope We Get To Have Some Nice Convos
Almost Like In The Last Thread, HEH

>>545724586
very sweet :-)

>>545722115
made a random cash sprite because I'm procrastinating- I mean, for fun. I've always liked this guy, does he have a story or anything?

>>545724859
Long nose CUTE!!

>>545724412
The regular pippins and Battat lured in some femanons pretty early on for being "sexy" or something but one anon decided to create a pink OC pippins named Fujo who is often paired with Battat and after a while a few anons started making their own OC pippins. I barely paid attention to the whole pippins stuff so sorry if I'm misremembering some things

>>545724859
I just know he’s an addison pretending to be a pippin for some scheme

>>545725074
there also was a tiny bit of putting dice into vagina and burning a blood drawing in the woods

>>545725149
that came waaay afterwards

>>545725149
did any proof materialize of the dicegina thing

>>545724025
thank you. I've also shuffled the positions of the collage so it looks a bit better.

>>545724859
he's an immigrant from cyber city, gambling ad, disguised himself as a pippins as to not raise suspicion. Points hustler/shark. Very nice sprite work!

>>545725219
god i love how many there are. i only started getting interested when there were a couple rows. i want to see it double or more one day. but we can only add more if we care about them

>>545723604

update on the list before bed, a lot still missing but i'm trying

TV Kingdom (Seasons are normal, Spring is a little longer)
King = Tenna
Lost King = Spamton
Princess = pipis
Chancellor = Battat
Chaplain = Oraclepins
Cook = Phillip
Knight Marshal = Katana
Lady in waiting = Jenny
Jester = Fujo
Butler = Cracked
Butler 2 = Bones
Herald/Messenger = Yippins
Secretary = Fuzzy
Royal Painter/Artist = Painter
Kids: Tanto, Skinny

snippiP Kingdom (Forever Winter Kingdom)
Queen = snippiP
Princess = Celeste
Cook = Eggpins
Herald/Messenger = Dee six
Chancellor = Yume
Secretary = Vivid
Chaplain = 8ball
Lady in waiting = KT
Knight Marshal = Guro

DICE DEVOURER Kingdom ("Dead" Kingdom, very dark and with a lot of fog all around)
King = DD
Prince = Pippy
Chaplain = Shadowpins
Secretary = Cash
Lady in waiting = Folly
Kids: TEoH

Religious figure = Belle

>>545725219
it’s still a shame we barely get anything with plueypins and 8-ball

>>545724690
Fine then, you asked for it.

>>545724859
also can I get accurate size sprite for him? he looks great

>>545725219
Wow, hate all of them, every. single. one of them
Except Battat, and maybe the pink yaoi one

>>545725383
See im fine with this because its not some fujos oc that she will slick to with incest and torture and fat fetish fag shit.

>>545725383
sprite art drawfags…

>>545725354
I've been meaning to do some art with 8ball

>>545725219
thanks for the loredump, anon. I might draw him in the whiteboard later
Right now I'm working on the KT x Fujo kid sprite, so you might need to adjust it again
>>545725385
sure! I wouldn't recommend adding him to the lineup, though. It's rude to replace someones sprite

>>545725453
dude you get off to cell tail vore you're in no position to be talking about fat fetish fag shit

>>545725453
why are you trying to fight the dicefags this is random as hell

>>545725570
Am I spamming it anymore? No im not.
>>545725571
I hate fujos and I hate most western women in general desu.

>>545725571
he needs negative attention because he has no positive traits or skills and if he stopped being inflammatory no one would ever care about or remember him

>>545725571
It's not the fact that it's dicefags it's moreso that fujos are the big bad and most evil people in the world and they killed his grandma or something like that and every dicefag is a fujo according to his schizophrenia

>>545725664
it has nothing to do with spamming it's just that everyone here has some insane fetish so trying to pull an own is a comically futile non-starter

>>545725767
It has everything to do with spamming if it was in moderation and spoilered I wouldnt have such hatred.

>>545725546
its fine because Cash is my creation lol, yours looks a lot better

>>545725727
>Dess, what are you doing with Kris?

>>545725808
awlright brudda

>>545725990
SHIN
KI
KO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>545714676
ugh... fine...

>>545726117
Kris would say this

>>545726242
Wow, I didn't know December spoke chinese!

>>545725862
This is what the thumbnail looked like to me

>>545726257
reprehensible link for full? Out of curiosity

>>545726516
wip still lol i'll catbox it or something when i'm finished

>>545726879
who the hell wears a hoodie and button up?

>>545722115
Dere sprite. Might redo
https://files.catbox.moe/l6y1lu.png

i still have my original true pacifist save from 2015 on my desktop

>>545727028
I made a back up save so I can quickly load it in and hug asriel as quickly as possible whenever I want.

I wish there was an online game that allowed custom sprites. It would be fun to join a server/lobby with a bunch of other anons roleplaying as pippins

>>545727876
we could always make a doom mod so you can make your own pippins in 3 seconds by recoloring the base from within the multiplayer function that lets you change the hue of the skin. we'd just need someone to slave away and make the basic pippins sprites first. i'd be down to play some fuckin deathmatch this way sometime honestly

>>545728029
>pippins doom deathmatch
That's a fun idea. I think I would be able to make 360 pippins sprites, I tried doom modding in the past but I wasn't able to crack it. If we did do this it would be wise to check some doom forums for deltarune/undertale map recreations that we could play on

i remember when i made it i was wondering if i should include the extra 2 pixels on the eyes or not, which one better captured the way i drew her.
having to see it making that awful face in each of the sprite compilations has badly twisted my view of it

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>545727787
;_;

>>545728237
goodnight anon. have a good sleep.

>>545728029
>>545728194
>doom modding
I happen to know a thing or two about that. Really the big hurdle that you boys would need to get over is that the Pippins would need 5 different angles (Facing toward camera, diagonal facing camera, facing left, diagonal facing away from camera, and back to camera)
And you'd need to make key frames for each angle (usually 4 walk frames, 1 attack frame bare minimum but a few more can help, you can get cheeky and make one pain frame though)
Most people just make death animations with one angle in mind, which is why they always face the camera when keeling over.

I'm in the middle of working on my own bullshit and lurking here when you guys brought this up.

Fav thinks people that dont speak english in english servers in online games should be sentenced to nigger hell and executed in public.

>>545728232
Woah somehow should take away the carrot wine from her.

>>545728580
thats tru thats tru

experimented with a new format

>>545727000
i love her, accurate size pls?

>>545728552
i might consider the sprites, i might be capable.
ive never played doom but always wanted to so i would suck but the idea is great. most pippins could be modified from that base so this seems appealing. a lot could be generated relatively easily compared to most characters since they all have the same body shape.

>>545727876
agreement. all i can think of is i remember roblox lets you do this easily but roblox is unbearably shit, genuinely some of the worst videogaming has ever had to offer. there are probably others, walking around as a custom sprite is super fun but not as common as it should be

>>545728232
hah this is great I love how you drew Pippy

>>545728748
I think that formats great
>orphan
:( poor egg
original size in the catbox link
>>545728851
A colorable pippins base with the option to insert your own sprites seems to be the best option. I'll see if I can make some sprites sometime soon, I'll have to research how doom engine handles sprite formats and colors

pippins roleplay server 24/7 running myhouse.wad

who else uhhh

the fact that /utg/ has been around for 10 years is scary

why hello there.

>>545729051
papercraft printable IMMEDIATELY

>>545729051
How rude of her

>>545728232
what happened

>>545729051
exheesior's perfect angularity makes her so appealing to berdly (mincecrap A E S T H E T I C)

>>545729051
i wish we could group 3d model like how we can group draw on the whiteboard then maybe id actually do something

>>545729073
And it'll be here for another ten!

>>545729361
Cheers!

>>545728851
>>545729006
I'd suggest taking a look spritesheets for Doomguy to help give you an idea of the angles you need, you could go all out and actually make 8 unique angles, but that's really only needed if you want flex your autism extra hard.
You'll also need SLADE, pic related. It's the main Doom modding tool out there. Working with this damn engine can be tedious at times, and if you boys are wanting to play multiplayer, you'll need to get Zandronum.
Thankfully getting Zandronum and pirating Doom is pretty goddamn easy.

I'll do what I can to help too, if you guys need it.

I come from the future
This is considered to be a time of relative stability in /utg/
Just wait for the seethe of chapter 6

>>545729287
idek man a tiny insane part of me wished we just all lived in the same cubicle farm so that we could disrupt the industry of shitpost video game derivative work with obscure occult characteristics, but another part of me wished i could leave this website forever so it's fine

>>545729361
>>545729415
>>545729415
cheers bros. from 2015 to 2025 to the future

next month is required by law to include a lot of proceedable posting.

Speaking of 3D models and modding games, it'd be fun if we could get some basic low poly pippins 3D model base that's easy to edit so we can mod them into SM64COOPDX and play SM64 together

>>545730003
pretty sure there's already a deltarune character pack for that game though right? why not just use that?

>>545730003
if you do ill make my own custom reskin

>>545730003
i still don't understand how the head shape actually works honestly

>>545730048
I have no idea about the DR character pack I didn't know there was one but seems worth to look into

>>545730095
Dice as seen from above

>>545729518
absolutely any steps that can be taken to make this place produce more advanced autistic esoterica must be taken

>>545729242
i started to see her as a self serving doppelganger who runs around giving her original a bad rap by acting on dark impulses and generally being uninhibited and brash and debauched like i imagine most pippinses are

>>545729487
i make no promises and surely wouldnt be able to create the mod myself, i have very little modding experience and again i've never played, but i could try my hand at a base red pippin sprite sheet. if there are enough people interested in playing. i wont be able to be on to do any of this for the next few days though

>>545729361
cheers *toasts*

>>545730003
oh damn i need to get working on my thing i was doing a long time ago then. dont feel like finding the screenshot i took but i was like 30 percent done with a pippins model i intended to be like a base people could replace the textures on. i dont have a ctrl key right now so blender became too troublesome to use but i think i could rig my wacom to be a temporary replacement... hmmm. i forgot all about the top buttons i shouldve been using those

>>545730173
but that's what i mean, the UV placement is really weird and the dimensions dont actually work out in a reasonable way

>>545730442
Y E S.
I do wonder, who did gaster talk to in his entries?
>what do you two think?
sans papyrus?
(YOU) and Kris?
Kris (with YOU) and Susie?
Kris (with YOU) and Noelle?
Susie and Noelle?

maybe its the servant of the dark darker than dark? (knight, eram and such)

>>545730592
I have no fucking idea what this effect is called but what if you had the eyes and mouth be their own separate thing from the face and have them in front of it to ensure they're always viewed at the right angle? Not as a texture baked into the cube itself, I hope you understand what I mean, I don't know shit about blender so I'm just throwing this idea around

>>545730592
One of the Pippins won't have this problem! Just saying! Maybe it's the best one, haha! Because it's so easy to draw!

>>545730714
According to the Japanese he's speaking in a friendly but superior way to them, like they're his subordinates
Which fits all the people on that list so doesn't help much

>>545730437
Cheers anon, hope you can get to that soon.

This is a bit more 'advanced' if you've never touched 64COOP before but I'm leaving this video here as a general resource for anyone and everyone here that might be interested in trying to mod characters into the game, to see what the process is like and all that. Also so I don't lose the link.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rE-YAMZgJ9Y

I don't hate Pippinses but it feels like every single OP image lately has been Pippins

>>545730095
>>545730592
here, try this shape, this is how i do their heads. painter is braver than me and does regular cubes now but this would lead to square head shapes from certain angles so im afraid to do it.
in the pic the head is rotated wrong because unfinished, but that's easy to ignore (the middle of their face would be split with a weird angle rather than flat which i assume is what we want. though battat's stupid nose sprite would sort of imply otherwise)

Pippins with be better barefoot with humanoid feet

>>545731116
That's interesting. I guess it's pretty obvious that he's meant to be speaking to assistants of some sort, but it's good to have confirmation of it through the japanese version. Is there anything else interesting in Entry 17 in japanese? I know there was a lot of talk about Gaster using only kanji and katakana in the GONERMAKER, which is apparently a very fucking weird thing to do.

>>545731358
Shiki's Nanaya personality does that too IIRC

>>545731336
yeah the stupid nose sprite is the fucking killer app of this whole thing, especially because it both looks extremely ass but also works narratively perfectly *and* is geometrically justified
it's only just that tricky tony lost his wrist privilege in response. although i do hope he gets better, balance must be maintained after all

>>545731313
I usually just use images posted in the thread or at the anchor

>>545730913
this is a cool idea, like a mii. it might be more work though. you could also have the face be inside the polyhedron and just be a floating billboarded texture, rendered on top. some 3ds-era games did this sort of thing, i feel like kid icarus uprising did it a lot. but then you wouldnt be able to have them turn their heads without making other face sprites and it might be more trouble than it's worth

>>545731336
also the one on the left has an obviously impossible face (eyes, her left eye). i liked how it looked so i kept it but i just figured i should note so this doesnt become confusing in some type of way.
(after doing it i sort of pictured it being set back a little inside, like there's a gel layer, or floating like a mii's face)

>>545731336
>>545731505
i think the part about that kind of shape that annoyed me was that it doesn't work for pippy or the other almost-normal eldritch ones

What if Dess actually dressed like a clown

i wanna cuddle with kris

>>545731831
it could still be made to work, i think. wouldnt something like this be fine? im sure we can come up with other solutions for dd and any others

>>545732107
>Dess is a Jevil lover
Nice

>>545722115
Ignoring a book I gotta read by monday and drawing kris tummy

>>545732158
yeah, it probably can, im just bad at just picking something and making it work just to see how far it goes i think

>>545731116
superior but friendly?
weird way to address family members.

>>545732509
i fucking KNEEL

>>545732509
FemKris makes me uneasy.

Dude this light therapy lamp I got is fucking awesome. Its helping my depression a ton and I'm like 10x more motivated than normal said fave. If you got depression you have got to try this out.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/CLARITY-THERAPY-LGHT/17077814109?classType=REGULAR&from=/search

>>545733281
hell yeah i love the rapey.

>Went to school with Tasquefag Autismo
>Still in contact with him on discord
>Told me about his shenanigans
>Still the class clown kek

AMA 5 questions about him ig. Don't waste them.
Deer fucker shit/doxx won't get answered. I'll remove tripfag when done

>>545733397
don't care.
i am not here to make friends.

>>545733397
Got any feet pics of him

>>545733397
what was the most shocking/appalling/embarrassing/strange thing you remember him doing in school

>I wake up
>I post gote
Simple as

>>545733664
>wake up
>try to find all the flowey cameos hidden in the game and trying to understand the prophecy
i am the malignant version of ralsei.

the gardens of pink and gold will burn.

>>545733397
Did he ever have a girlfriend?

I am worried I left something on at home even though I am almost certain I didn't

Kraut how do you like your potatoes?

actually tiny

>>545734515
Looking good

>>545728379
The princess of the true pippins...

>>545733569
No, but saw them. Judo in gym and at waterpark. Fungal nails, he files them because he threatened to put the dust in my socks if I don't drop it.

>>545733614
k so we went to a retard school, but it had a class for diploma and uni path for the smartest that are socially retarded. Here's the worst:
>Cooking class
>2 kids have a similar name
>We hated 1 bully
>He makes joke about them
>Other similar named kid hears
>Tries to attack Autismo
>Autismo drew big cutting knife
>Autismo wonders why he had to see the psych
>imo did nothing wrong

>>545734251
Yes, online. a few. showed his Runescape one from the UK. In school few girls flirted with him. Autismo is maladaptive daydreaming as a person. Girl asks him to go behind the school with him and another asked if he has a GF, he frowns for being taken out of his fantasy world.
>Has the mating instincts of a panda
He's not stupid, just totally oblivious to his surroundings.

2 left.

>>545734361
Auflauf, Bauernfrühstück, or just cut into strips boiled for as long one dares and then drained and cooked the devil out of.

>>545734652
He knows judo? How good was he?

>>545734609
dunno, i think the topology is horrible and subdividing alone wont make the UVs more reasonable, im not really good at 3d modeling

>>545734609
>>545734821 (me)
this is what i mean D:

Did he actually study biology/chemistry?

>>545734669
Its a potato pie? I'm seeing images of that.

>>545734669
God damn, Bauernfrühstück actually looks really nice

>>545735047
the french term is "gratin" layered potatos with white sauce inbetween each layer and cooked to hell and back.
Bauernfrühstuck (Farmer's Breakfast) is just discs of potato with bacon cubes pan-fried with an optional scrambled egg.
i eat it without the eggs.

Kroketten are nice too.

>>545734727
>>545734727
No it was just a class we all had to do twice a year to see if we like it. we malicious compliance'd it. Coach / teach called us ''lazy old sacks''

>>545735030
Yup, dropped out at the end of the year I think? He said it made him unhappy and even if he is book smart nobody has the right to tell him to get a job. His parents are loaded and this faggot mentioned it at least once a week. I think to piss off bully who was poor and his mom was a whore. (really)

BONUS FACT: He made stickmen drawings/designed ratchet and clank weapons, crash bandicoot levels and world maps in his free time in school. He is bad at drawing but the concepts were cool. Also made spoofs of classmates to ridicule them in his retarded stories. He made them distinct enough for our dumbass teacher to not punish him. Students got mad, shit was funny.

I study art online now, he said he might hire me as a friend deed for his dragons/worldbuild shit. His first book has first book yank in too fast pacing but it has charm. 6.5/10.

K goodbye retards.

>>545735362
Glad to see he stayed true to himself.

>>545735209
the german potato meta got real big during the famine update that nerfed the french.

look at Flammkuchen or Bülledünne.
just to flex on the italians.

>>545735362
>first book yank in
What does that mean?
Also mashed potatoes are the greatest but baked is really good too. I once went to a BBQ place and got this absolute behemoth of a potato. It was amazing.

>>545735362
>He made stickmen drawings/designed ratchet and clank weapons, crash bandicoot levels and world maps in his free time in school.
>Also made spoofs of classmates to ridicule them in his retarded stories.
Damn, I knew someone in high school who was mega autistic and he did almost EXACTLY this stuff, except he was too far gone and had such poor literary skills he couldn't spell his own name properly and would frequently make obnoxious honking sounds for no reason.

>>545735735
Debut books by authors tend to have pacing issues, usually because the opener to a series has a low page count to not be too daunting for new readers. However it still needs a complete plot. Thus paced too fast. wish he spent more time on black dragon homeland but it's basically Sauron x Nurgle aesthetic with fucked up sickly peasants.

see harry potter and sorcerer's/philosophers stone.

>>545735846
I knew a guy that literally became friends with pedophile neo nazis. I'm surprised he's not dead yet. Guy was the kind of person the nazis wouldn't even bother to gas, they would just shoot him on the spot for how fucking stupid and annoying he was. If you think I'm bad this guy was 100x worse than I am with no exaggeration at all.

>>545723604
I thought this was going to be actual game discussion but it was just OCslop, again.

>>545735986
I didn't have an issue with the pacing in that book but I also have adhd.

>>545736029
that sounds personal.
can you care less?

>>545728237
Goodnight Chara anon.

>>545736119
Why would I care less when I can share funny stories about him. He even had his doxx posted on this website before.

this is terrible D:

>>545736217
You don't sound amused.
you sound irate.

THIS GUY I DONT LIKE AND DA HECKING NAZERINO

i can only cram that many enemy markers in a single sentence to smell you are fucking mad as shit, my brother.

get a hold of yourself.

>>545735846
got any of his drawings? was he a nice guy?
Autismo is fine, am biased as friend, but he's loyal, keeps his word to an autistic degree and legit creative

He's just... idk? always stuck in his own head and unintentionally comes off as callous. He mourned his dog for half a year, not unfeeling just aloof and has walls up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP6K21rOWAw

>>545736029
Nazis were hypocrites if the ''untermensch'' had anything to offer. Our robo cat lover wasn't dumb; getting into a STEM uni program isn't for actual tards. Maybe for the best, now his soul won't be sold making nerve agents or zombies.

>>545736317
You're just mad that mashed potatoes are superior to your shitty potato pie.

>>545736296
wait im gonna see if the sm64 bones are complicated or if i maybe can easily fit them, that would actually be kinda useful ig but i dont even play sm64 :/

>>545736296
make this guy his own pippins, i like him

>>545736362
Mashed potatoes are flavorless slop, coming from a Netherlander.

>>545736420
They're flavorless if you dont mix in fat like butter and milk and garlic and other seasonings.

>>545736476
my mom just buys dehydrated powder and puts water in.

>>545736559
God no that's the worst way to make them. You have to mix in a fat of some kind and other seasoning.

>>545736620
funny how one of the most toxic plant families, the nightshades, are important crops

>>545736559
you should try making your own instant mashed potatoes from the super market but replace the water with non-skim and add a few freshly crushed or chopped garlic cloves as well as a tea spoon or two of butter, a tea spoon of apple sauce, and some salt and pepper

>>545736709
>>545736620
You fucking retards, we all know you have to add buttercups to your mashed potatoes. Says it in like, every recipe.

>>545736709
Just like how humans like the taste of spice, get fucking owned other animals.

>>545736362
no wonder you hate me and you hate tasquetard.
you hate flavor in your life and that made you bitter as shit.

I had a dream that Asgore was on an island where murders were happening but he was taking the deaths really badly and acting stupid. Some of his human friends died and he went to print more copies of their photos, which wouldn't be bad on its own but then he got an app on his phone that would make him look like them so he could talk to himself and cheer himself up. He found a corpse lying in the front seats of his car and he put its head on his lap so he could sit and drive.

>>545736934
>"flavor" and "shit" in same sentence
As expected of a german.

>>545736934
My mashed potatoes are orgasmic, Garlic milk butter and corn in mashed potatoes are just heavenly. You just gotta boil them without letting them get too mushy and then mix them in a electric mixer just enough to make them nice and fluffy. add salt and pepper and you got something amazing. Also I don't hate tasquetard he's alright by me.

>>545737042
i mean that would explain why he got fired

>>545737053
very india-core.
>>545737056
you still eat sloppiest slop, the substance where the lowest quality items can be used to make a palatable sustenance made available to everyone but satisfies no one.
there is no texture, nothing to bite down on.
you should work in a retirement home.

>>545736296
New Pippins?!

>>545729051
its one thing to see your drawing used on other boards
its another to see something like this
idk what to think of this
i am very intimidated

>>545737541
>No texture
Fluffy is a texture get off your high horse. You hate soup too don't you?

susie be like.oughh yea im suzing my shit suzing itnup rn

>>545737601
the original artist was a holocaust surviving pole that drew he felt.

>>545737702
i can get away with it because i am also a filthy polack

>>545737674
nah i am just saying your opinion is shit because your take is both anecdotal and subjective.

potato mash is slop. end of story.

Is this the worst the thread personality /soc/shit has ever been
It feels like it

>>545737773
poland or as it is also commonly referred to: east-germany.

this place scares kyrrilic speakers because it uses latin script and confuses the shit out of europeans because it looks like button-mashing to pretty much anyone.

>>545737601
>>545737702
he was stabbed to death by an addict faggot and ''friend'' for refusing to lend 200 PLN, or about 50 bucks.

>>545738003
yeah sounds like a pole alright

>>545738003
PLN?
I thought them fuckos use zloty.

>>545737042
Asgore in Danganronpa 2.

>>545737827
>nah i am just saying your opinion is shit because your take is both anecdotal and subjective.
Nigger im talking about food of course its fucking subjective and giving you a recipe isnt fucking anecdotal. Go the fuck back to r/atheism and r/science if youre gonna complain about ancedotes. You made a non argument because your points aren't valid.

>>545737541
>very aryan-core
ftfy

>>545738132
anon, its not rocket science.
to make a bad gratin is an effort in itself, but to make potato-slop good is not worth the effort.
if you had good potatos you wouldn't have to destroy them into an irrecognizeable state.
it is for low-quality produce, potatos with blemishes, small potatos and such.

go eat your hagelslag, you degenerate.

>>545738090
currency code, like USD or EUR.

>>545738353
I will rape you

>>545738246
what does iran have to do with this?
>>545738132
if you had high-quality produce you wouldn't destroy them into an irrecognizeable form.
you use potato mash for low quality produce, potatos with blemishes, misshapen or small potatos that cannot be used elsewhere, or potatos that are about to lose shelf stability.

>>545738527
Tell me what other foods you like so I can judge you.

>>545738586
why would i care for the judgement of a person that bitches about potatoslop for more than 30 minutes?
calm down, bro.

you know what i don't like?
Königsberger Klopse.
I should love it for the names alone, but i have capers.

>>545738527
Nah i get this one. I love me some sloppy mash now and again but if i had some really good taters i'd want to save them for something more fancy

>>545738785
Your aryan food is weak and your country shall be destroyed by brown muslims because you lack the good food to strengthen yourself. Your beer and schnitzel is not enough to make yourself strong. My mashed potatoes taste amazing and it gives me fuel to make my muscles grow bigger. I still mog everyone on this board and maybe ill post an actual selfie of my arm flexing one day to show how much I mog./

>>545738901
that's all fine and i hope your next potato mash goes just right for you and many people get to appreciate it with you.

if i may: try making Kartoffelpuffer.
's good with some apple sauce on the side.

>>545738975
very german-core food economy you run.
you're welcome.

good day /utg/. how are you guys feeling today?

>>545739379
we nearly caused the roaring because of an autistic dutch person tried to establish that THEIR potato mash is the magnum opus that prolongs life, heals depression and can grow you your neo-vagina and makes wishes come true.

welcome to /utg/

>>545739379
Hungry for mashed potatoes, I should make some more cheesy mashed potato quesadillas tomorrow/today.

/utg/ - Food & Cooking

What does this have to do with Undertale btw?

Wake up niggas I need pussy

>>545739785
try a mirror.

>>545739457
>>545739559
>>545739689
no idea what you guys are on about, but i am not gonna read the previous posts to turn my confusion into understanding, it's too early in the day for reading things, need more coffee.

>>545739761
gaster's irish cousin

>>545739865
I'll summarize it very quickly:
Sissy slapfights over food.

Never ask a man his salary
A woman her age
Kraut what he thinks about distilled water

>>545739925
someone asked me what shape i like my potatos, i answered and i get attacked that their potato can beat up my potato and their strongest fighter is fucking potatoslop (mashed potato)
that was pretty much the gist of it.

that dutch person needs therapy.

>>545739979
harmful in the long run, might increase your risk of cancer, robs your body of minerals and electrolytes but i wouldn't mind if you got cancer and died of hypokalemia.

who am i to judge the informed individual that you want to drink chemically pure water.

>>545739761
we're getting a cookbook schizoboss for chapter 6

>>545739785
Here's your pussies.

yeah i think hitler was an okay guy if i have to see what is tolerated in his absence.

>>545741285
Nice penis

Hello chat
>>545741285
Hey Kris, nice cock

>>545741285
At least post the gif

>>545739379
Hello, bud! :D
I'm having a regular Saturday and feeling great.

>>545741873
hello hello
glad to hear! :D

>someone posts their tiny dick
>suddenly goatposters everywhere
huh

This calendar bothers me. The crossed off days make it look like it's the middle of the week, but we know it's Saturday. Also I think it has six days per week which is fucked up.

I'm seeing double here! Four goatses!

>>545742141
>mfw that was considered tiny

Fave sees that you have a micropenis but doesn’t make fun of it and says that size doesn’t matter and that they love you for who you are

>>545742545
Only BWCs and BBCs are allowed to be posted in /utg/

Sometimes, it just hurts

Fave sees that you have a circumcised penis and calls you a "mutie"

>>545742545
we had that discussion many times and most anons here are fucking 5 foot nothing and have 3 inchers.

>>545742626
It's about how you use it

>>545742764
i would say he's part of the KKK
Kut Kock Klub.

He used to be 12 inches, then he was shrunk to 9 inches, and now it's 7 inches. I can't help but let my cock shrink fantasies grow when the market itself is fueling them

>>545743059
Soon there will be nothing left

I LOVE TENNA!!!! I LOVE TV!!!
Washed Tenna bodypillow cover today, hope he dries fast

This is my fav Meet n Fuck ever and my cock is huge

>>545742342
Toby doesn't care about consistency.

Tidying up the house in preparation for some family members to come stay a while and admittedly wishing I could just snuggle with Asgore next to the fire and sip tea together throughout the holiday season instead of having to entertain people of whom I don't enjoy the company even close to as much, but I do my best to maintain a positive state of mind since I can tell by the way he's been hugging me lately that he wants the exact same and yet is trying hard to keep high spirits for my sake (luckily they left before the season was completely over and I got to enjoy some quality time with him yet). Slow dancing in the living room with Asgore to some Elton John as his arms are gently wrapped around my waist and my back is held close to him while we sway to the rhythm, and as the lovely main chorus of "Tiny Dancer" begins he bends his head down to rest his bearded chin on my shoulder as I put my ear against his own to softly whisper that I love him just before his embrace tightens a little as if to ensure nothing can spirit me away from him. Exiting the bathroom groggily after washing my face on a decidedly lazy weekend morning as my olfactory senses are blessed by the scent of something lovely wafting in from the outside our bedroom, and as I trace the aroma back to its source in the kitchen I find that Asgore has begun preparing a full breakfast of pancakes, eggs and bacon to boot as a surprise since I had "worked so hard on dinner all week" (I always love cooking for him and consider his enjoyment its own reward, but I smooched him all over to express my gratefulness anyways)

i was taking a shit and missed out on the penis, what did it look like

>>545743441
*sprays battery acid on your cock*

>>545743695
It was an average sized (maybe small depending on who you ask) white penis that looked uncircumcised

>>545742884
Can I get an artist on this, please?

i prepared a picture for the distilled drinker community.
>https://files.catbox.moe/py3cx0.png

>>545742342
Where is it?

>>545745224
that looks like the church.

>>545744014
berseepon09
https://e621.net/posts/3013679?q=berseepon09+ralsei

>>545745271
I see. Possible it is to do with festival preparations?

>>545745342
that would imply we are a week from the festival when its clearly tomorrow.

i just wonder: will ch5 continue without us getting to sleep or will we fast forward to the bright day after a short nightmare?
yes that is important because it would change the trajectory how it ends.

So when's the Noelle version of the Roaring Knight cumming?

>>545745556
noelle will bring the roaring because she is the sacrifice in the weird route.
the moment she is "used up".

her life force will be used for something and i think in that moment, she will ascend like the angel she is and we will pay for our transgressions and a world reset will be put in motion with her as the judge.

we will all die and susie will be the last to survive.

>>545745517
I vote that Kris will have another night time stroll to dispose of Tenna if you left him in castle town. Tenna knows too much.

>>545745873
is it weird that i gave it to the blook-house?
i just wanted to do the right thing.

i don't think toby gets hung up on what ifs that much.
not that i am saying your choice doesn't matter, but i think if he strolls, he will go to the flower king before we regain connection again.
but that would mean that it wouldn't feature noelle unless she intercepts us due to our... connection.

Jewish fave calls you their "favorite little goy"

>>545745318
>full on source
Hell, you didn't have to, but it's certainly appreciated.

What does she know?

>>545746164
Caaanon.

>>545746164
YOU GOYIM,
YOU ABSOLUTE AMALEK.

YOU WENT ALL THIS WAY TO BRING
YOUR OL' BUDDY-CHUM-PAL A SACRIFICE
J U S T
F O R
M E~?

WHY, NOW I *HAVE* TO TAKE IT!
GOLLY! YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE!
THAT'S RIGHT! YOUR SCHICKSA OF A SISTER IS HERE WITH ME AND SHE CRIED LIKE A CHICKEN DURING KAPAROT.
WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT:

KRIS, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY BESTEST SHABBES GOY.

NOW TO YOU MY DELICATE LITTLE DAISY:
OPEN WIDE AND SCREAM FOR YOUR SISTER.
NOBODY IS COMING TO HELP YOU.

im about to eat macaronies and meatballs with sauce :)

>>545746894
Nice! Enjoy your meal! :)

i like playing porn games and seeing how far i can get into progression without needing to have sex

>>545747096
Do you have any notable examples of porn games you can beat without having sex?

>>545747819
many can be mostly beat (but not 100%ed), altough they come with the caveat that most of the time you'll be watching others fuck instead
koboldkare, sapphire safari, and hole dweller (the one with an achievement for doing so) come to mind
lots of defeat mechanic oriented games too, and many visual novels that just let you skip sex

>>545747819
skyrim

>>545747819
Deltarune

>>545747819
minecraft if you're very skilled

>>545748046
The only flavor of kralsei I like is the one I'm self inserting as Kris abusing Ralsei

>>545746994
it was very delish, thank you :D

>>545747965
Visual novels feel a little like cheating because yeah you can just skip the cutscenes. I'm not a gooner so I haven't heard of sapphire safari or hole dweller but I actually did get KoboldKare recommended to me one time. Defeat/Bad End fetish games would make sense too

>>545748017
God fucking damn it. Why. Why would you

>>545748089
This is true

>>545748118
Didn't they take down that sex mod? Or am I misremembering

>>545748232
>God fucking damn it. Why. Why would you
why would i not mod my skyrim

A boy finds himself by the side of the river, by himself. The boy has a father and two hands. The boy spilled the glass of milk to the ground and his father picked him and threw him into the wall. "You killed my wife and now you can't even the glass in your hands." The man had two wives. Each of them has died from sadness, by their own hands. Sometimes the boy called the first his mother and sometimes the second his mother. The man walked out of the room and it was almost empty. The boy looks at his own hands and then himself in the river. He has his mother hands and his mother's face. He doesn't know which one in which order. The boy look at his hands and then himself in the river. All he can see is the face of a stranger. The river whispers a lovely song. His hands disagree.

>>545748232
>Visual novels feel a little like cheating because yeah you can just skip the cutscenes.
partially, you can also avoid it, or fuck up so bad that nobody wants to fuck you
>Didn't they take down that sex mod? Or am I misremembering
probably still somewhere on loverslab or game banana, but something on the internet never leaves the internet
i'd rather just download a dedicated porn game or play starbound if i wanna be a degenerate, minecraft's artstyle clashes with sexo

>>545747819
You can turn sex scenes off

>>545748593
But why would you do that? That's like skipping all the dialogue in the Weird Route during Kris and Noelle's scene in her bedroom together.

Fave doesn't have anything to watch while they eat and now they're going to starve.

>>545748593
what is this about?

>>545749017
is fave autistic by any chance?

>>545748335
And what kind of porn mods do you use anon?

>>545749119
i never played skyrim but i like how there's a mod that lets you hug your friends

>>545749029
Very weird RPG Maker porn game
Kind of reminds me of the weird route

>>545749119
"sexlab defeat" is the main mod i use to trigger sex scenes in my skyrim

>>545749176
based ralsei

morning faggys

>>545749017
My fave would recommend looking up Steve1989MREInfo. And this Japanese guy who makes food in a flip pan and eats it:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGyt5axcq_yeBojI0o6Fhlg

Deltarune is just Seraphic Blue

deltarune is just undertale

Deltarune is... Deltarune. And that's ok.

just undertale deltarune is

>>545749029
https://voca.ro/18IYiG4LtG4y

>>545749276
Ah I see, I personally prefer Ostim over sexlab, but I still have it since some of my mods require it.

deltarune just isn't finished

>>545749702
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MODDING HISTORY
>O STIMMIES
VERSUS
>SMEKSY LAAAB
BEGIN!

toby stop edging the delta rune and let it finish already

>>545749949
>ralsei proceeds to take 1 too many viroviro attacks to the face and proceeds to experience 2x times defeat mechanics

>>545750058
kek

>>545749949
Alright so... uhhhhhmm...

>>545749675
Leaked audio of Tenna on Epstein island:

>>545749949
>>545750276

>>545746125
Your choices don't matter remember? I think blook house will be the same

>>545750321
this image made me realize tiny susie never had many friends before the krissening, if she had any at all

GASTER NEVER MEANT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. - Said fave while having a schizophrenic induced melty.

>>545750534
Just like me

>>545750534
No wonder she is everyone's favourite

I NEED to have sex with tenna

>>545750623
kris stretching dess' labia as a landing strip for goatbro

how do i become a diddy blud

>>545722115
I’ve probably missed so many Pippinses oh gosh

>>545751016
There's too many.

>>545751010
idk like touch some underage media stars or something

>>545751010
December ABSOLUTELY has been to TV TIME island before. That's why the Knight took out Tenna, he knew too much...

>>545750534
>absolute fucking loser with shitty parents (more or less an orphan)
>forced to work with a weird critter that you find one day (le kris)
>fall into a fantasy world were you're the chosen one and you have your group of newfound friends helping you
>center of attention all of a sudden
>bold and brash, loud and direct
>get a love interest and multiple orbitals
>get a new family in fantasyland (lancer, ralsei, tenna)
>monologue to inspire your friends
>literal training montage with an old master
>mog the skills of your other party members (healer and dps)
>the one person that is truly trying to save the world without a hidden agenda
>like 100 new friends
>get a nemesis in the middle of your story arch (the roaring knight)
>defies destiny
>purple
she's literally an anime protagonist

>>545751016
The hag definitely calls the black one racial slurs

>>545751279
the real secret prize was the security footage recording of when dess practiced kissing with kris infront of tenna (while naked)

>>545751615
and we love her for it

>>545751770
Dess making out with Kris while Tenna and the pippins watch...

What can I say... they like to watch...

>>545751615
i actually hate her, i hope we have an option for kris to get the soul custody in the fun gang divorce and when we do carol's plan and save dess she will hug noelle making her sister issues induced lesbianisms vanish into thin air

>>545751615
when I say Susie is indistinguishly written like your average male shonen protagonist with swapped pronouns people don't believe me

>>545752323
susie with a dreadlock of ahoges

>>545751010
Start liking lolis.

>>545743492
i've been enjoying these. thank you

>>545752261
The only way a Kris-SOUL alliance ending would work would be as a short bad ending like the accomplice ending in Persona 4 Golden.

fave is up there with garfield, and mickey mouse, black baby, and bugs bunny

>>545752323
Fuck you. Susie is not a hero. Not to me. I refuse to participate in the lesbianism. You steal my adventure, you are a devil.

>>545753529
dess...
catti...
alphys...
carol...
roaring knight...
thatonepersonthattoldhertostopplayingthepianointhatoneflashbackshehad...

>walk up to random child fucking around with a piano
>"You're shit kid. Don't even bother. Don't even try. You're shit. You'll never be good. You're a fucking failure."
>doesn't elaborate
>leaves

>>545753529
Okay CoL what if we did this instead: Kris doesn't exist and Susie is the solo progatonist going on adventures in the dark world with Ralsei as her guide. It's a straightfoward story where she's the same character but there are no meta elements. Is that better? If you hate lesbians you can just install a mod that swaps Susie's name for Sam or something and changes her pronouns.

>>545753898
That was a time traveler

Toby fox doesn't know how to write

>>545753898
The fact she later smashed the thing in her tard rage vindicates whoever did this

>>545754063
How does Sam know about Potatoes if Potatoes were only discovered in America?

>>545753898
What probably actually happened:
Susie stepped in to play a piano mall, but she's one of those unruly ass toddlers who smalled the keys making a lot of noise and was a huge nuisance bothering every stranger around her so much security had to make her leave while she also wailed screeching like an annoying child.

>>545754136
what does toby even do at this point that guy practically lost his arm with how often the tangent of his fucked up wrist come into play

>>545753898
Why would Chara do this?

>>545754349
>be having shitty day
>sitting in line at the mall just trying to buy something
>unnatended kid comes up to the piano and starts going hamshit into it
>sounds like they're throwing it down the stairs
>she keeps at it for the next 20 minutes, when it seems like she's gonna stop she continues
>just let me go holy shit
>security hasn't come for her
>there are no parents trying to take her away
>she's been hogging the piano for herself
>snap
>walk towards her
>''stop doing that''
>she looks at me like i just killed her dog
>she runs away screeching
>go home and not think about it too much
>come next day, the piano is being taken away because someone broke it
>these fucking monsters man i tell you, we should've killed them when we had the chance
>go back home to my monster wife and fuck her right in the pussy

>>545754716
real

>>545753529
You being against Susie is your worst trait.

>>545754716
geno route is the morally correct route

Gaster did it

>>545753898
Reminder that this is based on a real thing that happened to Toby

>>545753720
This is the parasite you worship.

https://meloshantani.wordpress.com/2013/05/25/toby-foxs-undertale-dev-2-dev-interview-1/
"I love JRPGs but I am very, very tired of “traditional” ones."

How can you have any respect for this man when he has no respect for his players. Tradition has given me my favorite stories in this world, and if you spit on that to get your rocks off, you are a devil to me. I look at this, and call his presence what it is: an infiltration.

>>545754063
Nothing can ever make Suselle good. "Muh pencil"? Get real, Noelle's been giving Kris pencils for years. Besides, Susie still looks like a girl. And I'm not exactly interested in the whole "opening Dark Fountains on impulse and breaking the prophecy like a coward" thing. And I do genuinely like Kris's character design. I like blue and silver.

>>545752323
Krusie is Joey wheeler/yugi moto but if it was woke yuri

>>545753898
That was Mettaton actually

>>545755172
Mettaton would only do that if it was Burgerpants

>>545755029
hoofa is poolo tatutatu/pariko but if it was chubo wefy
i can also say nonsense!

>>545755373
it's gonna be empty when she gets there...

>>545755373
creetcher

>>545755496
>Didn't watch yu gi oh
Gtfo zoomer

good morning. i have to go do schoolwork but have this tenna while i'm gone okay

>Be me
>At mall
>Worst piano-playing in the world is happening nearby
>It won't stop
>Eventually a hero gets her to stop
>Turn around to thank him
>It's fucking John Deltarune

if i had been there i'd

Gaster saw Susie playing the piano and beat her ass so she'd have an origin story.

>>545754909
In my defense, I never liked her. From the very beginning. I like allies who do what they're told. The ones that can actually be trusted.
I don't understand why the fanbase gravitated towards a character that doesn't even talk to yours. Friends?
Friends talk to friends. Friends don't have a pasasocial relationship. I am not interested in parasocial relationships.

>>545755974
You sound like the type of person who doesn't have friends

>>545756136
My dad is my friend.

>>545756252
alvin...

>>545756252
>My dad is my friend.
That is a very sad, depressing thing. Considering that he also taught you "the act of love making" / you've been raped.

YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!!

>>545756252
is he inside you?

When Mettaton takes calls he pulls an antenna out of his thumb and makes the phone call gesture and it works as a phone

>>545756136
I do, and they talk to me. Like friends. They asked me if I was ever going to do Deltarune for my channel, and I told them why.
>>545756329
I never said that. I don't need my father to teach me that. Or anyone, for that matter.

I really don't like CoL, he always gave me a bad vibe

>>545756547
It's okay CoL forgetting things is a part of the trauma response

>>545756671
I don't mind him much because I used to post in a general with someone far more autistic

>>545755373
LMAO
good shit anon

>>545755373
started giggling like an idiot while in the office, thank you anon

>>545755974
Do you just want robots that will follow all your orders?

>>545756703
Even if that did happen, why would I bring it up here. I remember your reaction to the incest guy.

>>545756887
spraypaint him matte gray

>>545755373
stupid shit like this keeps making me come back to this place
stellar stuff

>>545756671
It's because he's a flagrant retard whose day-to-day behavior completely negates the yarn he's trying to spin of wanting Toby to bend over backwards to appeal to his autistic sensibilities, i.e. he is in here literally every single goddamn day, most of the day, constantly whining about Deltarune like a petulant child having a perma-tantrum, while very blatantly not even giving a single fraction of this energy for actually fucking SUPPORTING shit he (nominally) likes, the only time he even "likes" shit is when he's using it as a proxy to shit on something else he doesn't like, like the platonic ideal of a 4chan autist who spends an eternity and a half fuming over random crap that makes them angry while having very few discernable interests. And because he's a narcissistic twat that always starts from the position of I AM ALWAYS RIGHT he leapfrogs over himself making constant excuses as to why he's orbiting a game that he just doesn't fucking like. Genuinely, if Toby just announced there would be a 10-year hiatus, what would he do? If he were to leave in that hypothetical scenario then he's FORCING himself to be here, but if he wouldn't leave then he's quite frankly an extremely disabled sped with zero agency that needs other people to take care of him so he doesn't fucking kill himself out of his own stupidity.
He's simply antithetical to his own complains - why appeal to a guy whose likes are just consumable product to be tossed aside, and his dislikes are functionally the actual framework he perceives the world with to the point of constant obsession? Hope Toby fucks him in the ass even harder with the upcoming chapters.

>>545757079
I prefer to call them party members. But if they walk and talk and fight in battles and have fun character interactions, and TALK TO MY CHARACTER, yes I would prefer that.

Congraturation!
This story is happy end!
Thank you!

Fuck you!
微博翻译错误

>>545757691
a delta is (you)!

Are you bad enough dude to Delta Rune?

deltarune shaped pussy

Deltamost rune
is the secret.

>>545757787
>微博翻译错误
lmao

>>545755620
okay

I fell asleep early yesterday guys :(

>>545757787
>微博翻译错误
new ch6 guey design leaked

>>545757385
You're not your character. Characters are just characters.

oppa delta style!

It's a Delta Rune to everybody

i love buckethead <3

>>545757336
I'm here because he got my attention. He gave me something I liked, then turned it into something I hated. I don't let that go, I've let it go too many times. Concession is how you lose your entertainment.
How are my dislikes the framework which I perceive the world through? What do you mean, when I think Toby Fox is wrong about rpgs? He's not truth, he's the one trying to obscure it.
>>545758324
You know what I mean. I don't exactly appreciate it when none of the characters interact with mine. That does not make for an entertaining role-playing game. Emphasis on ROLE PLAYING.

>>545758696
sunflower...

Toby Fox walks up on stage in front of a big audience.
>Cough
>Uh... Chapter 7... will have multiple acts.
>But uh... not like those kind of acts in writing.
>It's homestuck acts.
>Multiple.
>Chapter 7 won't be finished until 2050 actually.
>So sorry.
Walks away
What did he mean by this?

>>545758768
deltarune as a service, subscription chapters

>>545758725
>He gave me something I liked
everything you like seems to be for the most cartoonishly superficial reasons imaginable
funny how you also completely dodged the fact that you will spend way more time screaming about something you dislike rather than actually supporting stuff you apparently like

wer were y ou ehe pips 327 was kill?

ONES WHO DOES NOT HAVE DELTARUNE CAN'T GO IN.

>>545759000
There is nothing superficial about having an actual character in a role-playing game. This is something I took for granted until this year. I don't think my immersion is superficial. It's necessary, or I don't care about anything going on. I have always valued the role-playing in the role-playing game.
I didn't forget anything. I won't shut up once you've gotten my attention. When you turn something I like(picrel) and turn it into something unrecognizable, I don't let that go.

>>545758371
*does the dance in a duck suit*

>>545759647
Based sociopath

So...when we gonna meet / rescue Dess?

Behold, the Fave, in it's natural habitat.
Lighting upon a tree branch, the Fave begins preening it's delicate feathers. It is mating season, an opportunity to reproduce, but for the carnivorous game developer, it is just as fine an opportunity to score a meal.

I am trying to see if i should smoke now