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>Character Trailer - "Nefer: Shadowbearing Serpent"
https://youtu.be/jcFd1qbRg_I [Embed] (EN)
https://youtu.be/hDktaZmrzn4 [Embed] (JP)

>Character Teaser - "Nefer: An Inevitable Inconsistency"
https://youtu.be/egKU8L59cCQ [Embed] (EN)
https://youtu.be/ohV402u_eGE [Embed] (JP)

>Character Anecdote - "The Gem Scam"
https://youtu.be/46q9MNa50Yo [Embed]

>Miliastra Wonderland: Version "Luna II" Legendary Set Trailer
https://youtu.be/nZA0vvO6EbU [Embed]

>Version "Luna II" "An Elegy For Faded Moonlight" Trailer
https://youtu.be/w50jW_iEXns [Embed] (EN)
https://youtu.be/x-8hTneUDlY [Embed] (JP)

>5th Anniversary Theme Song: "The Long Way Home"
https://youtu.be/OvHwco4OxDo [Embed]

>Current character banner: Nefer, Furina, Collei, Xingqiu, Yaoyao
>Current weapon banner: Reliquary of Truth (Catalyst), Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Sword)
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/41848209

>Daily check-in rewards (permanent)
https://webstatic-sea.mihoyo.com/ys/event/signin-sea/index.html?act_id=e202102251931481&lang=en-us

>Redeemable Codes with Primogems (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/gift
GENSHINGIFT
0FQBAJNXCUFU
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MBEYNDLU3WGZ (NEW; *gives Geodes, not Primogems)
R4SCAU7CR1G9

>Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)
https://rentry.org/giglinks

/gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9

I'M STILL NOT MASTURBATING

Who won

NEFER MY QUEEN

You now remember Kirara

>[Embed] (EN)
>[Embed] (JP)
>/gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9
bro r u fr its right there

Mavuika and Varesa are the only good character models released since 5.0, they got unique jiggle physics

mizuki butthole

>>545742606
can I have sex with phainon in this?

I would hyperventilate sniffing Clorinde's panties and bra
I doubt Varesa wears panties or a bra but I'd suffocate burying my face in her flab.

>>545742541
Zhongli: Aether is so lucky...

>>545742468 (OP)
>people hate this
Bunch faggy homos infesting my gacha games. Must be something in the water.

>>545742734
WOWIE ZOWIE is that a RAW BUTTHOLE on my BLUE BOARD?!!

>>545742468 (OP)
>Mavuika gets no fanart besides AIslop
Sad!

>>545742734
Thank you for your sacrifice

>>545742734
Ooofff I got a hard on...

>>545742791
>>545742859
Your welcome
>>545742865

Idk if the artifact leak is read but there was a leak that Wanderer and Durin will get new sets in 6.3
Maybe it's a fanfictiom based on that leak, maybe real
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544568373/#q544576624

I keep hearing Furina is only good at c2. I rolled her once. What do. she was my second five star and was hoping to use her regularly later on

Mizuki is a retarded looking tapir not a succubus

>>545742903
>>545742734

Columbina: Daisuki na Sandorone

>>545742936
now she needs C6

>>545742905
so was the supposed leak about bina hugging sandrone behind from another source?

>>545742541
sex with hu tao

>>545742905
>Every post-launch region except Natlan has released artifact sets in X.3 and X.6
>The Hexenzirkel gimmick is obviously going to be a major focus
>Varka has an anemo vision
>People put two and two together that there will obviously at the bare minimum be a Hexenzirkel artifact set at some point even if we don't know if it will be in 6.3 (like Inazuma/Sumeru/Fontaine) or 6.5 (like Natlan)
>80 IQ mouthbreathers think this is a leak

>>545742785
Oooof

>>545742936
The only places you need C2 are fearless and dire.

>>545743024
What leak?
Post it

>>545741525
Porky 120k dps incoming.
>Electro le bad
Even the bottom feeders of Electro like Razor are doing 120k meanwhile Pyro only has Mavuika and Hydro Clunklani, who nobody plays.

Goooooooooood morning best hours

>>545742903
Aaaaaa I need to tongue punch that so hard....

Thank you anon....

>>545742541
Well that's not an actual outfit for Hu Tao, so...

Hu tow

>Brave Skirakana is an ugly foid
I'm so sad, she sounded hot

>>545742936
>I keep hearing Furina is only good at c2. I rolled her once. What do. she was my second five star and was hoping to use her regularly later on
C0 usable
C1 significantly improves her floor and ceiling
C2 is a minor damage boost that lets shit players get Furina's buff capped while having too little healing to actually be a real healer (ie old Benny copers, who used an Atk buff dude with Furina...)

>>545743092
Both Bina and Sandy have animations for a supposed hugging scene
https://t.me/GenshinLeakflow/17111?

>>545743060
The fact that the new set will also work for Wanderer and not for Arcane DPSes or has a very niche bonus for Varka is pretty specific

>>545743302
who

>>545743319
>2 seconds of down time built into her kit specifically for her bestie Mavuika
It counts

Both Clorinde and Mavuika are for Aether

>>545743302
you would, don't lie

>>545743302
Oh I want to eat her out

>>545743352
Damn

>>545742936
She is perfectly fine at C0
Everything you've read about constellations for ANY limited character is sunk cost cope or people being frighteningly dumb and drawing conclusions based on tiny sample sizes consisting of a subgroup of people who go out of their way to upload statistics for an optional minigame on a third party platform

>>545743352
>Both Bina and Sandy have animations for a supposed hugging scene
I should also save a webm Hu Tao hugging her boyfriend, Aether
Anyone have that?

>>545742903
Um, I can see it.

I miss Rerir...

>>545743302
She's cute, actually.

a girl (lumine main) added me after i let her loot some pearl mats in my world
how can i start a conversation? i want to be friends with her

>>545743526
He'll be back

>>545743352
Holy based

>>545743549
>girl
>(Lumine main)
I have some bad for you, Nahi

Why yes, copious amounts of sex. How did you know?

>>545743549
Women likes aggresive boys who takes initiative.
Be rude to her and tell her the crazy things you want to do to her body.

>>545743636
dogshit looking model

>>545743636
that's your self-insert, you're not supposed to fuck it...

>>545743709
Why yes, copious amounts of sex with (You) bottoming out in me, with me spread eagle below you. How did you know?

>>545743618
whose POV is this?

>>545743549
describe to her your BBC
sexual advances from dark gentlemen always get them curious

>>545742971
>*Pshk*
No one would have complained if Vivian was also a vampire because vampires are hot. Making her a Banshee is stupid. Banshees are entities that kill men with a lethally shrill shriek and then eat them. It's a myth that originates from highland husbands joking about how bitchy their wives are. In that way I think they may have confused banshees with Sirens, who are beautiful creatures who lure men in with beautiful songs and fuckable looks only to then conk them over the head and eat them anyway. So Vivian should have either been a Siren or a vampire like Hugo. Because depending on the lore you borrow from Vampires have the ability to charm humans into undying loyalty and love, and the "embrace" of feeding on a mortal's blood is considered pleasurable enough not just to the vampire but also to the one being fed upon that it makes an orgasm feel quaint.

Mizuki is not a succubus, because a succubus is explicitly a sexual creature that either derives sustenance from semen, or is part of the chain of logistics that demons used to impregnate young women. The myth of course being that a succubus could pull the semen out of a pure-hearted man against his will as he slept, transform into an incubus and then use that semen to impregnate a pure-hearted woman. This was, of course, simply a practice of explaining why the surprise pregnancy of a Nun in a convent just so happened to end up having a child with an absolutely stunning resemblance to the Reverend who goes to bless their altar every Sunday. but I digress. You cannot have a succubus in media without also explaining that they need to have sex or are sexually oriented. And Genshin is a T for teen game where sex can't be mentioned. Her tail is explicitly in the style of a succubus, and she's the only Elfen-eared character with one that I remember

Of course then theirs Morrigan from Darkstalkers who is explicitly a succubus but does not know what sex is. The 90's were weird.
>*Sip*

How come all the other male MCs are mogging aether?

Post that cute Sandbina.

>>545743834
>a fucking croptop

>>545743793
A grown ass man typed ts

>>545743834
hes not supposed to mog them hes built as a bottom

>>545743834
bro, /wuwa/ just had a 1½ day thread, go bump that before they get demoted to /vmg/...

>>545743834
Aether the cutest

>>545743826
Dan and Bailou are elves, not Vidyadharas btw
Genshin Impact

>>545743921
Maybe I'm a black tier assman what are you gonna do now huh???

>>545743796
aethers

>>545743618
She round house kicks Flins and sends him flying across the floor.
>Only Aether gets to touch

>>545743989
Please fuck Eula while i'm watching.

>>545743925
I just saw multiple tweets talking about how cute aether was in the new event
the only ones who hate his design are angry 4chan chuds

>>545742903
>>545742734
UNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>545743834
This guy should've been Aether.

>>545744052
With pleasure sweety~

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.

>>545743834
I look like Aether and I'm very popular.

>>545743352
THE YURI KRAI IS REAL

>>545744127
>>545744108
fuck off trashfaggots

>>545743834
Genshin's main target audience was intended to be 12-15 year olds which is why Traveler looks like he does
You can tell they regreted it because every future MC completely mogged him

Varesa's hairy pussy

Why did Varesa flop so hard that Escoffier outsold her?

Whose POV is this

>>545743352
>more lgbt garbage
I'm uninstalling this game

>>545743302
She's not ugly bro your standards might use some reality checking actually.

>>545744219
Been picking pink and blue hairs out of my teeth all summer. my dentist must think I'm unfaithful.

>>545744289
For Columbina's eyes only

>>545744289
Bina's POV
>>545744315
Good riddance

What triggeerd antiaether schizo (again) this fine afternoon?

>>545744289
Bina.

>>545744203
Kids and teens can barely access genshin in China, their gaming is so restricted there.
Westerners just have this weird mindset that everything cute and non-edgy is for kids only. Genshin has always been for escapist adults.

Canon ingame scene btw.

>>545744375
He's the target audience, (You), a cucknigger, don't pay money. The game will suffer without players like him. You could go missing and no one would notice

>>545743352
why are they pushing LGBT agenda so hard?
Is Genshin fad dying?

>>545744315
I wish you would. Sadly you won't.

>>545743526
We need more straight males like him

>>545744431
you lost so hard, i remember when you were spamming this before Nod Krai came out.

>>545744468
yuri = two girls = less males
they finally realized no one wants wormoids on their screen

I like to watch...

>>545743834
>Caelus and Stelle
You just KNOW which one is the passion project just by looking at those two.

>>545744591
We know yurixis

>>545744591
Aetherchad

>>545744591
Zhongli...

>>545744289
>>545744408

how did an intimidating and brutal organization like the fatui become the center of lesbian posting

>>545743352
>aetherkeks have been coping with that one indirect handholding scene
>Hoyo suddenly does this
We really are BACK to our roots!

>>545744796
The Fatui men were always giga gay as well

>>545744796
Hoyo forgot to actually make the organisation intimidating and brutal
All evil or even immoral deeds are not offloaded onto Dottore so he can take the blame when you eventually gang up on him

>>545744591
Wormvilette...

>>545743834
It's gotten to the point where the Petit Planet default male is somehow less faggy than Gayther

>>545744591
PAGGA DABBA DOOBITY DOO!!

>the fatui
>a relentless right wing Russian nationalistic organisation to oppress other nations
>actually just a tea parties club for gossip

>>545744796
Knowing how gay the Russian army is, the Fatui having a few dykes is mild in comparison.

>>545744591
We know, AetherGOD...

>>545744967
he's so happy...

Got my c1r1 Shenhe. Having two skills feels so much better gameplaywise. Imagine Nefer with just one tap. Horrendous. This really should have been shenhe's baseline and not c1. Anyway, it feels better now.

>>545743352
You CANNOT convince me that 'leakers' like this aren't a part of Hoyoverse's stealth marketing squad who tries to hype up scenes or set strange new expectations for material that would be too unprofessional to put in official trailer or promo material
Literally no one would give a shit about this if it just happened during one of the story cutscenes but now the Hoyoverse Guerilla Marketing Team is telling players to look out for a specific 5 second animation so they can go OMGGG THAT'S THE SCENE and subsequently share it all across social media for more free exposure

why did they stop pushing yaoi after Sumeru?

>>545744591
Zhongli: I could never please her like that...

https://litter.catbox.moe/ft41u4lgrnwcjawt.png

>>545744952
huh

>>545745003
unbraided aether is so pretty. Y'know he'd probably be a fuckable twink if it were for that absolutely bizarre outfit and fruity earring.

>>545744591
aether...

>>545745138
Both the current patch and the upcoming patch are so dry that people are now inventing fictional artifact sets to use for theorycrafting

frieren collab when

>>545745106
The three piece combo of year of male banners, Wormveh, and Wormderer redemption kickstarted the downfall of Genshin to where we are now

>>545745106
YumeGODS made it clear they don't like faggots

>>545744952
It's wierd how much TCs shill Mualani but nobody wants to play her

>>545745052
ngl this is hot

>>545745213
chat is this real?

>>545744591
Cuckvilette: She never reacts to me like that...

why is aetherpag melting down over Zhongli?

>>545744796
It all started with Troonchino unironically

It was a bad idea to shill your first playable Fatui female as a butch lesbian who insists on being called daddy.

The Fatui never recovered from the damage she did to the organisation.

>>545745106
We literally have the gayest event of the year going on right now.

genshin for this feel?

>>545745331
>It all started with Troonchino
You are not being clever, scarafag

>>545743352
>>545743467
>>545743579
>>545744168
>>545744468
>>545744849
>tfw it's just going to be both of them hugging Aether at some point during their quests
This whole thing is going to be even better since the yuripags hyped themselves up.

uh oh, melty!

This is a waifu collector, but not a harem game. Paimon is Aether's waifu.

>"Baobao" has several meanings in Mandarin Chinese depending on the pronunciation and context, including "baby" or "darling" (宝宝), "to hug" or "embrace" (抱抱), "bag" (包包), and "precious" or "treasure".
Arlebina is completely dead lmfao

>>545745441
Sandrone is going to be destroyed and we (AetherGOD) are going to recover her heart and carry it around, bonding with her until we rebuild her body.

She will be hopelessly in love us at that point...

>>545744952
this fag TCer fell for the fake artifact leak

Zhongli: How come I can't get her to smile like that...?

>>545744272
Cute

>>545744796
Arle having a canon dead gf thru Clervie was the starting point.
Heck, even Signora got dragged into the lesbian agenda simply because they're both tall females (despite blatantly having a canon male lover).

How many more weeks until wandererKINO?

What were the leaks that got some people angry?

>>545745438
Scara is male you idiot. He can't be a lesbian.

>>545745239
That TC is a notorious mualani shill

>>545745671
Sandbina yuri while (You) watch (real)

Nilou is the property of Aether btw. Wormderer who?

>>545745671
Only pags from gacha grail are angry

>>545745567
Sandrone is already giga Tsundere for Aether, it's almost Citlali level.
And yeah, all she needs to do is get knocked off her high horse and then we bond helping her, blah blah blah.
They've delivered a Tsundere and Kuudere hebe wife duo for players in Nod Krai.

>>545745650
Just after Sethos' sidequest

>>545744431
>Holding hand scenes
>Hands do no touch
lol
lmao

>>545744591
I don't remember typing this post...

Daisuki na Kurorinde

>>545745645
>they were having sex as LITERAL CHILDREN!
This is your brain on lgbt by the way
Sorry sis, not everyone was raped by a crossdressing male neighbor when they were 7. Some of us had normal childhoods that didn't fuck us up and scar us for life.

>>545745393
Capitano when he revives

>>545745806
I agree 100% we won so hard.
I am almost certain that we are going to save Sandrone after she gets humbled and both of them will for us.

Ah...they did such a good job with Citlali. I have high hopes for this one too~

>>545745919
>I like to watch... my girls get ready for me before I take them both

>>545745206
Please, we have TCtards thought up imagine numbers for Nefer before her kit was leaked.

>>545744796
lack of intimidating males

>>545745937
Crazy how the ruined her but making her a fat pig in game
The slimmer frame fits much better

Been playing for a while now
I'll admit that I barely enjoy the game anymore, Genshin's peak is long past
Nothing to look forward to, I'll let stockholm syndrome keep me in for the ride

>>545744796
They haven't been intimidating since Signora got turned to ash.

>>545745937
Unironically why do people like this bitch? Does she have any personality beyond being le sad stoic duelist? People ship her with Navia too when she killed her dad lol. It's all just weird to me.

>>545743834
John Honkai got canonically deleted from the game.

New sandbina

>>545742468 (OP)
>mavuika
>nigger ass
>aislop

We love yuri here

>>545745962
I've never seen a Kazuha image for over a year in /gig/. What happened to the Four Heavenly Kings ritual poster?

How did Sandbina win so hard?

Who are the strongest Knights stationed in Mondstadt

Kaeya Alberich
Klee Hroptatyr
Jean Gunnhildr
Eula Lawrence

Are the top 4, in no particular order (Albedo is in Nod Krai). But who is the strongest after them?

>>545744796
>a midget a senile old man 2 giga jobbers a reject who fled from the group after getting molested a creepy ass clown and a turbo jew
>only person with a stable family and house is fucking arle
>russians
it was doomed from the start

>>545746074
you are not a man if you don't understand GODrinde the rinde's appeal

AETHER GAME
AETHER IS HUGGING BOTH
YOU'LL BE SORRY

>>545745979
They did go a bit hard with Citlali though. They ramped it up to like 11, should've been around 9. Just a little bit less extreme.
But hey, she is the most popular girl in the region. Which is why we're getting Sandrone as a 2nd one.

>>545746074
It's because she's a masculine woman who only exists to be shipping fodder. Her personality is non-existent, and she did absolutely nothing of note during Fontaine's AQ.

>>545746116
>feels AI
>google Image search
>it's actually AI
>Oct. 25 to boot
yikes...

fuck why didnt I choose Klee or Albedo C1 for my free con somehow completely forgot and just got shenhe C2 which feels useless

>>545746206
noelle

>>545746214
This but unironically

Real new Sandbina

>>545746074
She's basically the sexy office lady archetype similar to cloud retainer because of her glasses. A strong and competent career woman taller than me and with a stoic or haughty personality is basically begging to get blacked or dominated
It can't be overstated how much goonerGODS won with Clorinde

>>545746348
cute dresses for two cute girls

>>545745891
When will we get cute loom feets in game?

>>545746305
bricked

Possibly new Sandbina

>>545746385
Paimon Arona is kinda cute

>>545742468 (OP)
>ai
Do mavukeks really

>>545745937
Where's Lyney, he's a key member of their DnD group?

Why’s Sandbina actually a thing animated ingame? I thought Genshin was ML. I blame our MC looking so gay nobody cares about you pandering with him

>>545746218
I loved everything they did with Citlali. We need more shameless pandering.

I was a little sad at the lack of pandering from Xilonen and Mavuika.

>>545745937
>>545746074
>People ship her with Navia too
Navia and Clorinde have threesomes with Wrio

>>545746212
Here, someone improved her gameplay.

Daisuki na Sandrone

>>545745061
>This really should have been shenhe's baseline and not c1.
I remember how dissapointed i was to find out the 2 charges was part of her C1 because i thought it was part of her base kit when you play with her during that archon quest interlude

>>545746074
>ClorindeLords continue to live rent free
Sorry for having good taste

>leaks
Yuri unironically WON, holy shit!

>>545745346
yes... with Sumeru characters

>>545746585
>i thought it was part of her base kit when you play with her during that archon quest interlude
That means it worked as intended
No refunds!

>>545746523
>Genshin was ML
Never was and never will be

I hate AI so much it's unreal
worst invention for sure

>>545746389
Honestly you had me in the first half and I was nodding my head but then your cuck nature prevailed and you just had to bring up how much you adore black cocks.

Seek help.

>>545746523
Will achieveschizo make an image cropping these reactions together than post them to mock the yuritroons (and literal pags judging from the timezone) to make fun of them when that hugging animation is just used for them and Aether?

>>545746582
Its over, this webm alone killed any prospects of waifu pandering in Nod Krai… our only (you) character is fucking Flins

>>545746074
>big tits
>wide hips
>pantyhose
You have to be either a woman or homo if the first thing you think of when you look at a female is "ERRRR WHAT ABOUT HER PERSONALITY THO"

Who gives the best throatjobs between Clorinde and Varesa?

>>545746684
varesa

>>545746074
I liked her since she was first leaked and had a cool Bloodborne design. Current design is definitely worse but I thought gameplay wise she looked fun.
Now I have buyers remorse because for a character to be released after Arlekino, she just doesn't produce the same numbers and is pretty much a forgettable character.

>>545746541
>threesomes with Aether
Fixed.

>>545746074
She literally did nothing on the archon quest aside from shooting a door btw

>>545745564
Arlecchino is only shippable with Clervie or Childe, if we are being honest.

The one thing that's terrible about Clorinde is that her stance is on a cooldown
Same for Skirk

it's absolute dogshit design but this didn't prevent me from C6ing because of her outfit

I don't believe the leaks, personally.

>>545746618
If y'all consider Aether as the canon MC, then Flins is the only for (You) character in Nod Krai.

>>545746661
i cant believe tiffany came back and ruined our game

This is happening because waifu pandering with Citlali flopped and they just drew her alone or with lumine or with bald men

>>545746389
So this is the mindset of the average Clorinde poster...

>>545746665
I think an overall package is important. Face and personality are big in that.
So not being a fan of Clorinde because she's boring and wears an almost muslim amount of skin coverage should be understandable.

Post Aether's POV.

>>545746242
>she did absolutely nothing of note
She shot a door

>The Regional Archon is a lesbian
>The MC is gay
>The Antagonist is straight
all things balanced

>>545746074
>Does she have any personality beyond being a cardboard cutout?

It's a chink GACHA dumb fucking retard, all of the characters are written like shit
get some standards, people don't like gacha characters because of how they're written

>>545746074
She's a dork who plays DnD in her off-time.

No MC ship will come as close as Aether and Xiao tho

>>545746665
Clorinde is one of the best written characters though

>>545746665
This game has no shortage of hot female characters though.

>>545746913
>people don't like gacha characters because of how they're written

>>545746784
If Genshin devs were competent her gunshot would have just been her normal E and pressing NA after would have done her lunge. I don't understand their need to have Es which do nothing but make their kit do the thing they could have already done anyways. Hell, they did it with Flins and Nefer as well

>>545746940
GODvillette review when?
WatchMojo already have him as #1

>>545746815
bbc?

>>545746665
When you stop being a virgin personality starts to play a role too, usually.

>>545746805
Gayther is just too damn ugly
But we do have Ororon though so that's nice

For me? it's porky's voice.

Sexy and erotic characters like emilie and chasca

>>545747032
Pretending women's personalities matter is a sign of being underage, virginbwo...

>>545746913
Furina is the best written character in gaming though?

So uhhhhh what's going to happen to this now that Venti is getting another signature bow

I always knew Genshin would always be gay, Natlan was just a one off fringe experiment that failed

>>545746523
After the catastrophic flop of Natlan, Da Wei decided that pandering to MLfags wasn't worth it since they all left for Wuthering Waves/Honkai Star Rail

>>545746815
>obesafags have dropped to cleo levels of shitposting
i blame the shounenfags spamming your cringy torch line for this

>>545746989
Furina isn't well written, but has a personality that fits what gacha waifufags are looking for

>>545747107
>>545746989
>low effort pitybait

literally play any indie tragicslop game

>>545747037
The only characters I remotely cared about in N*tlan.

>>545747109
Jahoda's new signature weapon

Look, it's Kokomi!

>>545746910
They've finally realized pagbaiting flopped pagly and almost killed the game
I mean when was the last time genshin had this much impression? Niglan? Lol

>ML only works in Wuwa/HSR
>ZZZ is a flop as a whole
>nobody gives a shit about Genshin ML its too normiecore
I think we can only blame the MC here, Wuwa and HSR MCs are generic solo leveling slop looking characters so it works for the average bugman. ZZZ is an anomaly that failed but they always humiliate the MC in gay situations because he just can’t fight. Genshin MC is straight up a femboy manlet which kills any prospects

>>545747256
hi

>>545745806
Sandrone loves Rerir

>>545747032
>"When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

>When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

>So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

>When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

>So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

>I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits."

-Modern proverb on dating women

>>545747256
We all love Sangonomiya Kokomi here!

>>545747148
>>545747170
>immediately deflects with "not well written"
But the argument was guys don't factor in HOW a girl is written into how much they like them.
No one said the writing had to be any particular quality.
So I was just posting a character who is popular because of HOW she was written. You can think it's great, you can think it's slop, but either way the writing and story are the big part of Furina's draw.

>>545747136
Between this and the edit, it's quite clear to me who's obsessed with interracial

>>545747170
I don't want to play those games, I want to play Furina's game

don't let this distract you from how durine the boiled garbage flopped so hard players are more invested in yuri dynamics than the objectively unappealing 6.2 5* homofloppa during "his" patch

>>545747032
>Clorinde Lords have this much power over you
Lol, we just like sexy women

>>545747323
>twitter views
>mattering
Post Itto btfo'ing raiden in likes and then show the sales

>>545747432
clorindechud....

What would Genshin be rated when Mihoyo finally man's up and adds sex scenes?

Paggie eighteen

>>545746923
Das rite!
From an official animation btw.

>>545747371
westoid problems unironically

WHY DID YOU WAKE UP!!

>>545747109
You know how Dehya and Tighnari's weapons only appear in Chronicle Banners?

I blame Natlan flopping and slopping for LGBT Krai

>>545747591
wanderer fucked this

>>545747323
People love Yuri so much

>>545747371
What happened to the nonsensical coom brained QQ posts

>>545747645
forgot pic

>>545747645
He's so lucky...

Post THAT Clorinde image

>>545747591
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)

>>545747470
>gets sex crept by a NPC

>>545747456
This post is shook that Durin is about to outsell his waifu

>>545747687
wrong pic

New official Arlesandbina

>>545747659
this is just a trend tho
there are multiple characters that I saw that have gotten 100k+ just because of the trend

Awwwww yeah baby post more
>Yuri Krai
>Scarahida
>Citlaloron
>Sethoscara

>>545747791
NPC's are allowed to be sex

I need me a doujin for this

>>545747798
outsell what when most people forgot xhe existed
"oh right that happened" the character

>>545747838
>suddenly remembered that tea =s ex to fontainians
>tea party = orgy
Yuri Krai..................

>>545747891
fake bejtaposter

>>545747556
When I was a kid I sat next to my friend to watch fireworks at new years. What does that mean to you?

>>545747838
our heroines

>>545747798
Just like Neuvillette sold so bigly that they had to swap from sales to Tiktok Hours to express his unfathomed popularity.

>>545747943
Did your friend put flowers in your hair?

>>545747893
if evil, why sex shaped

I can’t be angry at Durin he’s inoffensive

>>545747943
>sat next to a friend
did you also stared longingly into each other's eyes while smiling lovingly?

Arlecchino my beloved

i hate slopland so much it's unreal

ENTER

>>545748051
it was a poor choice to staple him to "controversy: the character" right out of the gate. My only issue is that he's not fuckable enough.

>>545748037
>>545748075
Yes? I’m not gay at all my friend would stroke my hair, stare into my eyes, and kiss me all the time its normal

>>545748037
>>545748075
>>545747556
holy c&c!

>>545748153
Bejita made this post btw he forgot his image

>>545747838
wow i guess Capitano fucked all 3 of them since he was at those tea parties as well. retard

troost the plan

>>545747724
....to have his guts rearranged by Sethos's cock every night

>>545748216
His dick doesn't work anymore I checked

>>545748252
Childe ...

>>545744591
Lynette…

>>545744796
after capitano kneeled to the girlboss with a bike

>>545748037
>>545748075
Nah nigga that's gay

>>545748216
how can he fuck anyone with a rotten cock????????

>>545748217
More like Varka Durin

it's just funny to me how the "lynette poster" has a top 1% clorinde

>Think of a fun build/team idea that I could make for one of my characters that's just been sitting at level 70
>About to start farming their talent books while thinking of where I can use them
>The current SO is probably a bit out of reach for the amount of investment I'm willing to pour into what just was a fun little gimmick idea
>The current IT does not feature the element of some of the key characters in the party and even if it did chances are I'd only get to play the team for 1, maybe 2, chambers
>The abyss has enemies and gimmicks that directly counter the character and team
>Already 100%'d the latest map
>Left with the option of clearing hilichurl camps in older regions or spending resin to build characters just so I can use them to clear resin domains or resin world bosses
>Quietly abandon the idea and close the game after claiming today's commission rewards

>>545748051
forgettable is the right word
he is 100% the result of some marketing hoe forcing him to be there against the writers' will

>>545748217
>Xiao and Wanderfag get a dozen different supports and new artifacts
>Still do not damage
Anemo bricks baka

>>545744952
This is an unrealistic team. you need a healer with Mualani since you have to run into enemies

>>545748051
>shows up, does his job and stays silent for the rest of the patch
YOU CANT HATE THIS

What would happen to this general if it turns out Columbina is hugging Aether instead

NEW SANDYBINA
https://x.com/stormz67/status/1986992079499899373

>>545748315
>I get you...
Why is this our first dialogue option?

UGC was a big success, yes?

>>545748359
he is the clorindebbc poster

>>545748216
With how poor Khaen'riah is, I can see Capitano and Sandrone being the equivalent of Shirogane and Fujiwara from Kaguya Sama in terms of tea party etiquette. He started as a disaster- he couldn't tell the difference between Liyue and Fontainian teas, he poured too much milk and sugar to his earl grey because they were luxuries but after a year of private tea parties she's genuinely proud of him being able to tell apart tea picked in the summer vs autumn.

>>545748464
Mona has PAmber and that is MORE than enough when Mualani is going to surf around with 30-40K health
Shields or healers being 'needed' has to be one of the most overrated parts of Genshin teambuilding. The game has a dodge button for a reason

>>545748582
I'd be curious to see just how many 19 dollar amazon gift cards the top content creators for Miliastra earned so far.

We need Relic Recon for Genshin

I like how 99.99% of new fan content of Sandy and Bina are of each other while Aether gets the same treatment only with Flins.

Is it just me or is this new event extremely yuri centric?

>>545748602
MODS?

UGC is dead in global unless they give us CN's games

>>545748359
>obesatroon
>clinically retarded
Would I defend Clorinde if I didn't like her?

This was our Phaidei

>>545748217
This is likely for Jahoda/Varka

>>545748740
>sodomeru
does it even have two female characters?

>>545747893
>>545748602
>>545747791
Why can't we join the fatui again?

Here is some story leaks: Alice (Klee's mother) is actually Alice Thymefield. She developed magical powers to cure her heterochromia but as a side effect, her bunny ears became elf ears and Yuzuha turned into a man. Yuzuha is Klee's father.
After Alice ascended she went to Teyvat.

Source: it came up to me in a dream.

>>545748129
>ugh it's those faggots again...

>lynettetroon replied
holy shit xhe really is the bbclorindecuck

>>545746206
Huh? Klee father is sinners from khaenriah?

>>545748359
>You're only allowed to like 1 character
Retarf

>>545748831
Because they're le evil :p

>>545748370
IT is the only place where you can have fun with some mid or shit characters outside of overworld.
But not as a team.
Mizuki carried one a few month ago.
But yeah i get how you feel, when a new region drop i try to use a fun team just for exploration and it kinda works there try that for the next update.

>>545748901
Aether won

>>545748839
paimon about to get wormed up

>region based on middle east
>women are irrelevant
>genders are segregated
>homosexuality runs rampant
checks out

>>545748359
Huh?

>>545748650
Oh yeah I forgot Mona can use that

>>545748901
>Undefined
the hell

>>545748850
Who else would be crazy enough and powerful enough to be Alice's husband?

>>545748772
based Kotposter

>>545748763
Yes.

Personally I believe strongly that Cloud Retainer should adopt Varesa and feed her in the same fashion that she fed Ganyu all those millennia ago which caused Ganyu to be a single rolling ball of lard.

Primarily because I think it would be funny, but also it would make my dick hard.

>>545748993
Deshret?

>>545748772
kek he really thought he noticed something crazy there

>>545748718
AHAHAHAHA!!
>roll 120 times
>get 2 usable CR+DR relics
They could've just plain given 120 free relics and players would still delete well over 100 of them.
It's almost worse than Double Relic week.

>>545748359
We're known troonrinde poster is the Lynette poster for a while now. He doesn't even bother hiding his 4chin pass anymore.

>Obesa troon larping as dbz /gig/ger for attention
Pathetic.

>>545749058
Not powerful enough, too dead to be Klee's father.

>>545748359
Another L for Basedresa poster

>>545749054
She did hide outside Mondstadt trying to kidnap Razor

Why is Varesa hated on /gig/?

Obesa: Sorry I flopped

belly flop

>>545749362
we all love Varesa here

>>545749052
iwtwm

>>545747135
Since when HSR has been ML?

>>545748808
Phaidei are just generic shounen rivals, honktranny
Haikaveh are cute and canon more than your shitty game exists lole

baku are youkai but i see almost no cases of them ever harming humans in myths

>>545749362
Beacuse we love Clorinde more

>>545748370
>>545748931
My only advice is to just accept that you'll only get like 3 or so areas per year where you can either use the latest character(s) that you've pulled in the same patch or as a laid-back place to use your old bricks that never get to see the light of the day in serious settings
When the 5.8 summer resort came out I played burning Collei until I unlocked the bennett skin after which I played him as an on-fielder instead
It's obviously not for everyone since many of the ADHD kids on /gig/ will want to use guides and triple dash+flight characters to 100% the map on the day of its release but some times you just have to make do with what you get

FATresa: I'm trans.

>>545749362
Top 3 DPS in the game
She is a literally filler, reddit fat fetish character. Nobody cares about her
The contrast between her meta relevance and the fact shes a literal nobody annoys people

Clorinde: Daisuki na Varesa
Varesa: Daisuki na Clorinde

> le AIslop trash is bad
> try some of musk's
I'M GROOOOKING

>>545749441
Who said yokai were evil?

>>545749481
>Top 3 DPS
it truly is alhaitham all over again

Varesa
Activities: Track and field, Heavyweight Wrestling

Quote: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
>>545749513
this is canon btw

>>545749362
trans women envy her, fat women think she's mocking them

i want to fuck xiangling

>>545749149
We literally have different UIDs but you're SEETHING that separate people are making fun of you

>>545749362
A single unironic troon hates Varesa because she's an actual woman that straight men love, unlike the wagie dyke he keeps spamming. Everyone else likes her.

>>545749429
HSR is the straightest hoyo game right now

>>545749362
Biggest flop of natlan
Obese garbage aimed at americans
More black culture garbage
Unironic "thigh physics" that made her flop even harder

>>545749437
Phainon asked Mydei on a date, meanwhile Kaveh and Alhaitham are barely friends kek

Nilou is canonically a wanderer's property btw

>>545749540
they overwhelmingly are

Black Culture BROKE YOU

>>545749429
The MC of Honkai Star Rail was revealed to be the human reincarnation of the previous Aeon, Akivili. Also he got three wives in the same region

>>545749513
Stop trying to make this a thing you tranny

>>545749609
>Paglus
Not canon MC, just like Aether

>>545749429
They got tired of hyped males flopping so they pivotred.

>>545749609
Remember getting princess carried by Firefly?

obesa and the electro poopypoke

>>545749535
Musk is going to save gooning

Aether: i like rubbing boiled garbage on my micropenis

Skirk: Please think of the legendary swordsmen you have met on your travels
Paimon: Great swordsmen like Kaeya, Jean, Keqing, Kazuha and Ayaka
Clorinde: WHERE IS MY MENTION I ALSO USE A SWORD

>>545748217
>enter battle
Shit it might happen
FVARKA will be quickswap
Now my dream is that he does more damage based on enemy missing health so he has a cool finisher

She is wasted potential, she could have been funny Luchador character, but instead she is just Fat Xiaos fetish the character.

The fucking NPC mushroom is more interesting than her

>>545746910
>why is our revenue dropping

>>545748772
KEEEEEEK you destroyed that freak

>>545749626
Not even same shape, are you blind or dumb

>>545749362
Ugly design with trans colours + an annoying, self-righteous schizo latched on to her
>>545749604
>uhhh let me speak for this loosely defined group (straight men)
Nah unc just stick to passing the fucking torch

How do I open these two blue thingies? One of them opened using a fragment but the other two don't.

>>545749765
You know, this is kind of rude now that I think on it.

>>545748831
That's a good question.

>>545749362
Obesaschizo shat on the thread and now everyone hates varesa

>>545749626
Someone forgot to pull his artifact

bring me lil slimmy

>>545749802
>fucking NPC mushroom is more interesting than her
should've been apart of her character and just made her a venom from spiderman knockoff
instead you got fat xiao's self insert

>>545749845
Heh, nice one man

[FACT] Obesa is boring filllerslop and should have been scrapped.

>>545749481
Top 3 dps for 1 patch lmao

Lynettetroon is malding rn
holy melty

>>545749623
>Phainon asked Mydei on a date,
I'm an ESL but even I know that "date" has another meaning in English. Its a promise in every single other language btw.
>Kaveh and Alhaitham are barely friends kek
Yeah, they're married

>>545749609
If you picked the gray haired faggot pagblazer the game opens with Dan kissing you.

>>545749802
Iansan and her should've traded kits.

>>545749626
Based

>>545749865
it if didn't open with the rocks it's probably tied to some of the seelies around

>>545750090
luckypostingGODS

>>545749865
how to open Ainos cuny

ai?
won.

>>545749627
But you said they werent

Varesa WONNED, uglynette and dykerinde LOSTED

Yeah, I think that Kot won

Obesaschizo(singular) melty

>>545749662
Still doesn't mean that it's ML. If it was ML, you would have all the female characters throwing themselves at you all the time.

>>545750193
He did NOT like this fact

POV: I actually like Lynette but I don't post her much because I don't want to be associated with this avatarfag

>>545749845
>same buzzwords
you're not subtle clorindepag

>>545750320
fvotty?

>>545750193
i bet lynettetroon doesn't even like her

Hag Lynette my beloved

Anyone else remember 2020 Genshin where Yuri was fine because the posters here were straight men, not unhinged faggots screeching about their representation?

Durin?
KILLED mauvika
DESTROYED the bike

>>545750361
>different passcodes
>different UIDs
Has to be a pavlovian reaction at this point obesatroon

>>545750193
Please record your self deletion in minecraft

NEUVILLETTE: I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead, long live the king
One minute, I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

>>545750429
That quest is from 2022

>>545750465
>nefer thinks she in da club
ahahahha oh nononono

>>545750429
Pags ruined /gig/

>>545749626
Wanderer is canonically Sethos' property btw

>>545750465
He was never that good, he Clorinde and Arle are all around the same tier.

Obesa: i am sorry for having having no personality and having such shit posters..

>>545750429
no
i remember the eulamber spam

>>545750457
>xhe is using chiori now
eww uhhh ughhh...

>>545749662
It's not even a proper ML with the pink whore lol.
She's barely a character, just a meta loveletter to being a writter or something (similar to why the immortal witches respected Andersdotter so much). Her wedding/love theme is just another "to deep for you pleb" bullshit from Shaoji.

>>545750625
she really said that

Venti rerun is coming...
How can you tell?
>

>>545750465
>Top tier DPS for 3 years straight
This is exceptionally good for a gacha character lol

>>545750702
>WAVE 6~10
KAZEEEE DAAA ehe

>>545749753
>>545750178
>I can get fresh content for forgotten characters
>Also got some surprising cunny content from a supposed SFW service

AIslop haters are in fucking denial

Why did Natlan have plastic bottles that looked like from Fast Food restaurants, as shown on the Varesa trailer? Those exist in-game, we've yet to see any kind of factory or industry that revolves around making those, theres zero in Natlan.

Nahida, should I go back to sleep

>>545750625
Clorinde said the same thing.

DurinGODs, what artifacts are we farming for our boy until he gets his own dedicated set?

>>545750664
>It's not even a proper ML with the pink whore lol
She got a trillion ads exclusively with the male MC in a game where the female and male MC usually alternate in character trailers

>>545750702
based I hope they spawn as spread out as possible

game is dying

>>545750808
Noblesse or Emblem
They come with the added bonus of being easier to offload onto other random IT characters once you're done using them

>>545750865
wuthering waves...

>>545750752
this is what imagine what aetherfags look like

>>545750808
Emblem is the most generic one, it seems
You can use 2+2 as well

Soon

>>545750747
Ai is stealing and killing REAL artists
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?

>>545750767
u sure bout that?

>>545750925
Go back to slopping Mavuika and Clorinde

>>545750927
no
genshin impact

uh oh, sloppers melty

>>545750925
Based. Trigger both sides.

>>545750925
Also what model?

as a neutral observer me thinks Lynettefrotter lost again.

>>545750969
Does this mean I go back to sleep or that I stay awake

>>545750752
Lmaoooo aetherpagcels do be like that

>>545751116
>top 1% clorinde
>living rent free
I objectively won doe

>>545750848
Yeah, its a bait. In the actual game she's not a character but just a walking meta bubble. Similar to how Guillermo del Toro's The Shape of Water was an allegory to being a filmmaker or something.
She only felt like a character when she was a Paimon like onehole.

>>545750969
wanderer pov vtw

>>545750808
he's getting 2pc 2pc junk until i can get his special magic set

B*ke GODDAMN fIopped

what killed bina's hype
i dont see anyone looking fowards to her despite her being pushed harder than any character thus far

>>545751308
xinzorou screen

shenhe flopped on my cock

>>545751308
Liyue won

>>545751424
mine too haha

>>545751308
kek

>>545750764
1: Ayato had a plastic cup as far back as inazuma
2: South America was the origin point of polymer production and remains the world's leading producer of organic latex production to this day.
3: looks more like earthenware or wood to me.

yoimiya yoimiya yoimiya!

>>545751414
Guess it turns out all the yuritroons know the truth and that their shitposting amounts to nothing. And they're the loud ones here.
And you're likely one of them switching to demoralization.

>>545751308
How do gooners unironically use porn mods like this and not feel embarrassed?

>>545750848
>exclusively with the male MC
That's not true

>>545751532
the lands ravaged by war...

>>545751407
My Tsaritsa

>>545751498
She changed her face midturn