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Orange love!

I didn't bring a pal and got a B+. Then again I also got curb stomed by the queens, but I was on track to a B+ regardless.

Teio!

i genuinely DESPISE this part of unity, i'm even setting up my teams every time, this is no longer just RNG, this is GIGA RNG

>>545974782
Suzuka stamina had guaranteed Concentration unlike TazunAgemasen

>>545974769
those big sexy ears

>>545974975
Yeah!

Is it just me or is Unity really fucking overtuned at the start? Like I'm personally losing the first 3 or so rounds, even though my team wins and my trainee doesn't start earning the firsts until the last two.

>>545974969
Just use a clock

When are they releasing the suptix bros? I used both the one from the mission and the paid one and got both dupes of hons that I already had.
I just want my Taiki...

>>545974969
Double circle -> you're going to job
X -> likely to win
Green woman is never correct

>>545975043
just you

>>545974769
What's her little song that's like "hey hey, happy happy fukuyuku"?

>>545974440
>did you win URA finals against team Zenith aces?
Not at the time of my post. I thought I would get it right after Unity.

>why do you want cooldown, ain't that a long rec skill?
I'm training Goldship for TT. My thinking was Cooldown + Adrenaline Rush + actually running a stam card with Rice, but the bitch ghosted me so I have to settle for inherited Pure Heart. I'm probably going to just train a better Goldship in URA after CM.

Also, it's fucking hint levels? This fucking dogshit scenario gives you no skill points, why the fuck am I expected to pay for the skill?

>>545975043
You want at least 3 spirit bombs before the first unity session

Can someone post the new infographic for the next CM please

>>545975087
:(

>>545974656
>clover
weren't you guys A+ what the fuck happened

Well, these free rolls have certainly gone interesting.

I'm actually a creeklet, so... should I just spark for MLB and use her as cope maestro stick?

I know creek is better, but at mlb is rice at least somewhat usable outside of this scenario?

>>545975137
I'm never able to get those but I can still win the first top match. You just have to hard focus upping your jobbers until your ringers join you for match 2.

>>545975043
If you lose more than one the run's pretty much glued anon

No
You use your SSR ticket to get creek and use creek.
Rice is not a replacement for Creek. Only in certain conditions depending on race.

>>545975137
HOW?!

>>545974769
Lucky orange wife

>>545974973
yeah but a stamina card isnt exactly useful when prepping for a mile CM

>>545975282
You have 24 turns bwo

>>545975282
Just be lucky bwo

>>545975190
It's worse than Creek because it doesn't raise guts but at least you don't have to borrow her anymore

>>545975323
I always pick the training with the most arrows tho

Are there any uma you consider to be unfuckable?
No easy mode, so no Shakur

>>545975190
Do you have any other options for gold recoveries? A lot of them are moving from worthless to meh or from meh to good on the 11th.

Oissu~

>>545975130
Her character song "Lucky comes true"?
https://youtu.be/tEjbk0cJ00U

>>545975367
Oguri Cap

How is the Rice SSR card ?

>>545975190
>bonus power AND stamina
>15% training eff with decent other training values
You said you're a creeklet, so yes, you said yourself that creek is better but it's an okay-ish cope

Honestly by power card standards rice is fantastic, she's just held back by... being a power card.

>

>>545975367
Ryan
Yes I chose easy mode

>>545975445
fuck you bitch

>>545975445
+1 power +1 stamina on LB1

>>545975397
Huh, thought shiraoki was a he
Or is that global game only?
Or or can I not read?

I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>545975445
very good for aoharu if youre not a wit god with mlb fine motion and natty

>>545975367
Oguri
Bakushin
Urara

Every day til you like it

i think Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created

>>545975190
>>545975262
Sometimes you guys get a LITTLE lost in the sauce

Yes creek is the best, but a LB0 creek is fucking worthless outside the gold and obviously a MLB rice will absolutely mog that, you have to realize there's no more creek banners for ages so you'd have to devote a selector AND crystals to catch her up, that's a long time coping

>>545975490
ryan is very cute...

>>545975463
>Goddess of Victory
Oh shit, Nikke collab?

>>545975498
her ancestor is lady shiraoki

>>545975397
No, I just mean the little melody soundbite she sings in her career. Usually doing that pose with the closed-eye smile and hip swing.

I believe in frontrunner supremacy
>What's that you're a pace chaser with stats 2-3x the competition? get BROCKED

>>545975643
SHE'S 16 YOU SICK FUCK.

if you had to pick any uma to have 24 hours of continuous sex with which one would it be and why

>The Apex
>3 double 2 single
Yeah I think I'm taking this

>>545975697
anon BROCK isn't going to exist anymore in like 17 hours.

>>545975498
You can't read, I am afraid.

CURREN CHAN! IF YOU WIN THIS RACE… I’LL LET YOU FINGER MY PROSTATE!!!!!!

>>545975697
your brocking will be gone soon

>>545975740
the only team you have to run from is the TURF MAIDENS, ive beaten that team plenty

>>545975740
GG EZ NO RE NOOBS

>>545975730
FOR ME IT'S SWEEPY
YOU KNOW WHY

>>545975729
I'm pretty sure she's younger

>>545975729
Mayano is 2.6 years old, not 16

>>545975464
Need Tama to treat my balls like a speedbag

I cleated some Rs and got an SR+ ticket

is this support good?

>>545975730
No contest

>>545975397
Man i love this song

>>545975947
highroll stam card, but bad for aoharu because 0 starting friendship

>>545975947
highroll gamba card but yes it's good

Do I need to inherit anything on Taiki for this cm?

>>545975959
I'll make it a contest.

>>545975879
>sex wizard
i can get behind this

>>545975691
Mhm I need to replay her career, cant recall it just now

Wait a minute, since Xmas oguri is no longer must pull, how about Valentine bourbon?

>>545975947
shes ogey but I feel like out of all SR stam cards cafe is best

>>545976021
yes
never pull any umas anymore until 2027

>>545976021
>holiday cap isn’t a must pull
Who the hell told you that?

>>545976021
Do you like Bobo? If yes, pull. If not, don’t. Shrimple as.

>>545975959
okay but why
(also provide the name, i am nooblet)

>>545975654
stop posting your terribly encoded clips pls its embarrassing

>fail a 7%
>mood awful, practice imperfect
>infirmary failed twice
I usually don't end runs early but my fucking god.

>>545975991
Pipe down, cream puff
You couldn't survive a single fracture, much less three

>>545976021
you have it in reverse anon

oguri is still the meta, bourbon is the skip uma now that oonig is avail

Maru or Oguri for fan farming?

>>545975730
Spe

>>545976021
who told you this?
and why did you believe them?

I’ve stopped using Riko and went back to using MLB Kitasan (Negro) and my runs have gotten so much better

>>545975947
its really good outside of starting at 0 initial friendship. the rainbows dont happen until much later in the run. great skill choices and skill point bonus is nice though

>>545976021
Didn't seriru say xmas oguri is even more must pull now?
Something about how summer maru was the one keeping her in check in jp, but now with the fast-tracked mechanics update smaru is gonna be mid in global

> Been doing 2pal so far
> Notice I have enough cards for speed/wit deck with 60 race bonus
Interesting. I remember McQueen's secret event gets modified by race bonus since I was getting 21 when the base is 15. Does that apply to all secret events?

>>545975367
Ryan is also easy mode, so I'll say Air Groove because of resting bitch face and King Halo because of personality.

>>545976152
why?

>>545976021
>since Xmas oguri is no longer must pull
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>545976092
Shrimply put, Tokai Teio is sex

TOOT ME BROS
I HATE MILE PARENT FARMING, IM LITERALLY USING 1* WIT PASA GRANDPARENT
PLEASE MAKE HER HIT TURF/MILE AND A 2* STAT

>won me a CM
>makes my PP hard
desu I'm cool with her not being meta anymore, I had a great time with her

>>545975768
I want Curren to give me prostate orgasms

>>545976265
>Mile A
>Medium A
>Long A
uh oh...

>>545975730
Ryan

>>545976265
toot, nigga

>>545976258
i guess thats all the reason a man needs huh
and here i was hoping for some detail

>>545975767
>tfw you will never have a cute luck obsessed orange horse girl declare that your meeting was preordained by her goddess and stick to you like white on rice
Im ngmi

>>545976308
>>545976315
ILL TAKE IT
Trash whites, but i'll take it

>>545975879
>Stay Gold, Agnes Tachyon, Deep Sky and Deep Impact have all been inside this

>>545975730
My wife of course

>>545975730
Air Shakur
There WILL be biting

>Run in at least 15 races and complete a Career playthrough

Do I have to win URA finals or can I spam the races and fail the career?

tahbo... she finished 2nd btw

>>545976265
Toot Toot, fellow Brian chad. Show me your funny deck for the hell of it, and tell me your parents.
Also how many G1s did you run for that?

desu maru will still be VERY good in mile, speed eater + maven alone is a pretty nasty combo and theyre both getting buffed

Man I should just stop playing Unity, there are so many more reasons to brick a Unity run than there are a URA.

>>545976421
>>545976413
>and why

>>545974575 (OP)
I Love NTR.
I Also Love NTR (Narita Top Road).

>>545976324
My favorite is my favorite, there's nothing else to say

>no one went to speed after senior summer
I'm actually pissed. This could've been 1200/800/1000/300/600 with a few more rainbows.

>>545976505
Because there will be biting.

>>545975947
Yes it's a good stat stick, especially for training Creek.

>>545976021
Wondering the same. I thought it would be okay to blow the last of my carats sparking that banner to try and get Bourbon and Flash then just chill and reload for a while. But just now I decided to check when the Fine Motion rerun is and it's literally right after Valentine so I don't think I actually can pull that banner at all. Starting late fucking sucks because I haven't gotten to pull Kitasan or Fine yet.

>team auto select on
>triangle X circle
>adjusts on my own
>double O double O double O
AUTO SELECT HATE

>>545976440
completing it means doing everything except URA

>>545976529
why do you like her so much though

>the two strongest umas in the game now are both umas that players have never had an opportunity to roll for
im shocked more people aren't sperging out about this

>>545976380
>Tachyon
fuckkk

>>545976328
same

>>545976328
Its a terrible situation...

Pace Smaru is the move she’s pretty much a mile McQueen now

>>545976467
15 G1s (2 lost), using pasa and vodka for affinity maxxxing and because those are one of the few mile sparks i have.

>>545976619
Her womb has likely been scientifically enhanced to milk the most cum though if that makes you feel any better

For me, it's...
>Super Creek
>Maruzensky
>Taiki Shuttle
>Agnes Tachyon
>Air Groove
>Grass Wonder
>Hishi Amazon
>Mihono Bourbon
>Obey Your Master
>Meisho Doto
>NTR (Narita Top Road)
>Oguri Cap (Cinderella Grey version)
>Sakura Bakushin O
>Satono Diamond (Adult version)
>Special Week (Anime version)
>Happy Meek
>Tazuna Hayakawa (The hat stays on)
>Matikanetannhauser (The hat stays on)
>Hana Toujou
>Norn Ace
>Michelle My Baby
>Fujimasa March
>Tony Bianca
>White Narubi (Oguri Cap's Mom)
>Rigantona
>Light Hello
>Ellerslie Pride
>Moonlight Lunacy
>Gold City
>Uma Goddess 1
>Uma Goddess 2
>Uma Goddess 3

>>545976541
Nice cow, what deck and parents?

>>545976505
Thinking about WHY is not something I should bother with, I am her guinea pig and if she wants to do this, then I will do it. Is not like I have any rights to choose

>>545976328
backbreaking sex with this girl

>>545976608
Because everything from her looks to her personality, her temperament, story, character, motivations, her voice
Everything about her appeals to me

>>545976616
its just compensation for all of us that didnt pick Oguri Cap like a lil meta slave. i chose taiki with my ticket :)

>>545976616
Both of them are free.

>>545976680
>did 100 pulls on the free banner early
>plus with last few free pulls, got both cards to MLB
>will now have to cleat a spark
This is fucked
Hadn't rolled on a support card banner since Tazuna/Creek, so I was expecting to get jack shit, but now the gacha gave too much

>>545976616
I went in knowing absolutely nothing about the game and I'm so glad I picked best girl with my starter ticket.

>>545976796
>>545976814
i chose rudolph with my ticket, where's my free ultra-meta pass?

>>545976461
Wrong thread...........?

>>545976667
>50 kita 40 fat cunt
anyon...
>for affinity maxxxing
racing/skill stuff then? I was worrying about stat stars.

>>545976763
can you explain how those things appeal to you?
im not trying to bait or anything, i genuinely like asking anons about wives

massacre

>>545976901
You need to check the paddock in your races bwo she's in the game

WHY CANT THESE TWO FUCKING WIT HORSES WIT AT THE SAME TIME AND GIVE ME FUCKING ENRERGEY EAAAAAAAAAAA

>>545976616
Ain't no way anyone is going to be able to build Ooniger until MANT

bakushin bakushin bakushin

>>545976867
WHO THE FUCK IS RUDOLPH!?

>>545976616
>choose Taiki for my selector
>Suzuka come home with the random tix thingy a while ago

>>545976865
Would it be cooler if her unique was
>"Are you ready?"
>flicks coin
>she's already at the finish line
>coin drops to the ground

>>545976865
great tits and outfit

Sex with Belno

>Went to see how many of the Starter Umas I'm missing
>It's literally all the most meta ones
No Suzuka, No Oguri, No Maruzensky, No Taiki but...at least I have my precious Rice Shower.

>>545975730
Daiwa scarlet just to prove to her that im number 1 and she's number 2

>>545975367
gold ship

I'm gonna win

>>545976970
Big nige isn’t meant to win. Just fuck over those mega fronts out of angling

>>545977105
breasts too big, vodka sized or smaller please

>>545976021
>Wait a minute, since Xmas oguri is no longer must pull
Isn't Xmas Oguri stonger earlier now because of the patch? The issue is they might bring other balance patches forward to, that bring her down.
Or did I misunderstand?

>>545977137
Rice is ultra hidden meta in CM5. Wait for the new Virgo video to drop so Witgod can explain it.

>>545976714
Used this deck with 11* STM and 3* PWR
There was 1 3* URA proc

So what decks are people running to get high wit on top of max speed and high power?
And does wit past 400 actually matter for non-front runners? In rooms I'm honestly not noticing much of a difference even in front runners.

>>545977176
is this the new hopeless stakes

>>545977176
2 draw 1 L

Funny how we started seeing 2* guts/wit more commonly after aoharu started

Wait, what the fuck do you mean "cap as in peak" was an actual line in the anime?

after the guts reworks

will my uma stop being blocked in her make debut race? or at least fight with these mobs so she can unblock herself since her guts will be higher?

>>545976867
You apparently used in on Rudolph for some reason.

>>545977216
Interesting, thanks thatll help my runs

>>545976976
>bakushin bakushin bakushin
that's OUR word, blockushin niggeroids don't deserve to use it

Who did you choose from your free 3* ticket and why

I have no idea what the fuck I am doing
First time doing Taishin career and Aoharu game mode
Can I win CM5 with this?

My sole motivation to keep playing unity is to get the ticket and never touch this fucking mode ever again.

>>545977140
eh, too pedestrian for me

>>545976867
I don't know about you, but most Rudolfs I met in CM were insanely strong, she even won me two plats

kind of tired of being in a B+ club. should I jump ship to a stronger one? It's a casual club but I kind of assumed a casual club could make it to A...

>>545977263
I actually had more 2* and 3* in Speed/Stam in even run comparison to URA.
It's probably the one thing that stopped me from completely hating Aoharu.

>>545977183
Are you satisfied ?

>>545977351
laisu because she looked cute

Too Umapilled seeing anime girls without horse ears feel weird now

>>545977137
The meta ones I'm missing are Taiki and Maruzensky but at least I have my Rice

>>545977176
>>>545977235 >>545977260
Never stood a chance

>>545977351
I watched the anime and chose to play this game for her.

>>545977401
You should at minimum be in an A-rank club if you at least use up your TP. If you're a casual that lets it get to 100 and waste, then stick to B.

I'm all ears.

>>545977401
>I kind of assumed a casual club could make it to A...
same problem why i left my casual club. casual meant "3 borrows a day" for me but apparently for the community it's "flatline city" so, yes. i'm happier in my A club now.

>seeking the pearl is actually a monster on the track and wins a fuckload
i apologize to all the hags

>>545976920
Not really sure how to answer in a way that'd satisfy your curiosity, cause I don't think everything has an objective answer
I just really like her
I love her story, and I really like what the actual horse went through to win the Arima Kinen
I like how that tenacity made its way to game Teio as her plucky and never-give-up attitude
She's incredibly cocksure and cute, but she can also be vulnerable (and still cute).
She resonates with me on several levels

>>545977568
I want dive into her hairy umanko

186 points left, Grass Wonder for cm5. Do I buy
>Shooting for Victory: 160
>Victoria por Plancha: 160
>Homestretch Haste: 153
>Outer Swell: 162
>Mile Straightaway: 80 (160 for double)

>>545977609
cute feet

>>545977552
I'm happy at casul b, I'm currently burning alive trying to get a 3* stam special week or really a 3* anything special week, and I don't have the willpower to do more than clear my dailies.

When i'm building low-stam Rice and having a hard time with Tennis Shoe, switching to Late Surger (C) to reduce stamina costs and improve max speed by 2-5% regardless of spurt check really can make the difference. Survived with 483 stam 388 guts

>>545977568
I think she's attractive, but they kinda fucked up on her model
She looks off when standing next to the other characters

biggest gaslight is NOT rolling for Nice Nature wit SSR

>>545977568
LET'S GORGEOUS NIGHT~

>>545976315
why tho
>>545977609
never said it had to be objective, i just want the deets

>>545977525
I'm waiting for this one!

>>545977650
outer swell, SFV only good for pace after next update

>>545977705
Rolling for the current banner is a gaslight, the rerun is better. But that is where road forks though. If you love late surgers, you will roll for NN. If you don't, you will roll for FM. FM is a better generalist wit card.

GOD DAMN IT. SO. CLOSE.

>>545977806
she looks like an NPC uma

>>545975879
she's already taken

>>545977804
Tfw I luckshitted into MLB FM offbanner

The biggest gaslight, and one that people still refuse to understand, is rolling for support cards when you can't allow yourself to reach at minimum 3LB.
Woooow, so now you have a 0-1LB that will be forever on your stash while you keep borrowing the MLB version, umazing...
Just one-two years away from being able to MLB with crystals and selectors (that would be better used on currents cards)

>>545977806
what the hell

>583 career playthroughs
>9 3* turf spark umas
am i going to be able to use 2 of them to make a 9* turf before the end of the year?

>>545977804
I made it to 3LB with the spark. Still haven't been able to cap speed and power at the same time like I did in URA...

>>545977989
Are you the same nigger flaming every F2Ps who are waiting for KSB rerun in the comment section of every youtube video about banners for not having 90k carats minimum

>>545978019
>rush hour
Goddamn, what year is it?

>>545978019
ew i hate blacks

>>545977806
The fucking flex after she coughs up three lungs always gets me.

Which uma do you hate the most ? For me, it's her

>>545977989
Just be luckier, retard.

>>545978084
Kitasan is the ONE exception because if you got her on 1LB you should be able to MLB it with selector + crystal + rolling in the rerun.
Don't expect the schedule to be as helpful for future cards.

>>545978068
hey, I have half that many playthroughs and less than half that many sparks, so you're doing alright

Somebody please explain how this shit happens with two fucking stamina cards. Context: wanted to remake my CM2/TT Long LA CREATURA Vodka. Maybe I should just give up and throw her in Mile where it's COOL.
Also how the fuck did Laisu not agemasen Adrenaline Rush when I barely had 200 stam as she speedran her shit...
Aoharu is fucking weird.

I think the two power cards were overkill; I was practically at URA max range by senior summer. Finally got a handle on how to do Unity now at least

Why does turbo get her signature racewear? Whats the determining factor?

Hmmm, whites aren't exciting nor is the blue, but I do like the mile and blue might help me cap speed more efficiently on some 3-speed decks I'm testing.

>545977989
>currents cards
[-]

>>545978193
>m
Better luck next time

>>545978094
wake up bwo it's 1999 y2k is upon us

>>545978324
it existing in the game data

>>545978301
I can't cap power on her without 2.
>>545978324
Because the model is already available in game, shrimple. Once KSB gets closer and they actually add her proper model, bet she'll start wearing it too.

Do people bot in this game? It's hard to believe how many fans one of my club members gets daily

Ehhhh, Falco? What the hell are you doing here?

Also, why is it that when I run dirt races in career, all the non-NPC horses like Maruzen and El condor Pasa get their dirt aptitude bumped up to A for free, but Falco doesnt get her turf aptitude increased here? Maybe its because it's an open race.

>>545978094
Wtf is a rush hour

which one is better for sprint TT
also isnt early lead+groundwork going to be BASELINE for frontrunners?

Did (You) make it?

>>545978381
Shit, I gotta get the rest of my appliances ready

>>545978336
She is not drinking coffee this time huh

I...I think I'm in love, bros...

>>545978440
Stop taking Curvature. It won't help you on that stupid 1000m stretch TT Sprint. Same for Suzuka and Taiki's uniques. Stack other skills on her instead.

>>545978324
It has to be an SSR AND it needs to be an uma that's already been implemented in the game as a a potential racing opponent.

>>545978441
nyo..

>>545978485
unfortunately for Tama, Obey knew how to avoid getting dueled to death...

>>545978019
kek

I just had a unity cup run where I had only a single horse train on all 5 trainings every month after senior May. Needless to say I lost the Unity Cup, but what the fuck. I had senior December 1 have only Guts with one horse wanting to train on it, nothing else was up or even rainbow.

>>545978440
It's actually hard to say at a glance, they're both bad for different reasons. You should just punch them into the calculator.

>>545978441
Yeah, but I think I'm fucked next week.

>>545978582
Obey is a WIT maxxer...

>>545978630
entire team got slacker lmao

>>545978441
>>545953062

>>545978019
i love golshi and i'll never tire of her antics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDsyU_odj7I
Is this legal, bros? i hate playing in 30 fps...

>>545978440
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN.
fr you want to be somewhere in between the two you posted. And >>545978516
I never bother with Kitasan on TT Sprint Bakushin. You don't need her. If you have Biko/Suzuka/Turbo, use one of those.

>>545978714
will cygay ever allow us to disable the skill cut ins?

aieee

What does Hachimi means ?

>>545978505
Roppei...

If I had to hear Teio’s “BOKU MEKERANTEEEEEE” after each loss I’m going to replace her with my weaker Rudolf

>>545977303
Hi tourist

>>545978714
I wish they would improve the visuals overall now its on PC

>>545978792
Imagine not throwing her into the ace position for the race you're stuck with a bunch of shitters on JUST to hear her say it.

>>545978494
When will we get an uma with alopecia?

Are they gonna add some of the Cinderella Grey girls to the game? I really like the foreign racers from season 2, but that redhead gyaru and the other silver hair girl from season 1 are cute too.

>>545978301
you only need 1 power card for vodka, 1000 power is enough. Take a wit

>>545978792
Teio is a bokumanko?

I have yet to have a single run where this thing is useful at all. You don't recover enough stamina to justify clicking her 5 times over resting, and all the stats she gives could just be gotten training and actually powering up your team. I replace it, my team gets stronger and my ace gets stronger.

Why is everyone sucking it off? Rushing Gale is fucking awful.

This doesn't make any sense, why would tricking your opponents into thinking you're a dumb bimbo make you run faster?

>make an amazing oguri
>can't use her on my tt team because i need her on dirt

Why would you put your good parents up for the public? Aren't you just shooting yourself in the foot? It's a pvp game.

>>545978854
Sounds good. Might take a double wit or just a 2/1/1 speed stam power with a tazuna

>>545978929
uhh free club point?

>>545978849
they only add real horses that they asked nicely to use the names for
most of the horses from kasamatsu don't exist but norn doesn't exist the most, it's pretty rough

>>545978878
She's useful if you're palmaxxing both her and green woman, on a speed gainer, while training for medium/long. Using her for sprint/mile is ridiculous it gives me shit honse.

the big boobed glasses girl, Rob something's skirt flys up all the way right now, good opportunity for skeevy shots

>>545978849
They're fictional stand ins so if they're ever added at all it'll only be as npc cameos

>>545978772
it means what you think it is

>>545978505
>1918x1079
bwo...
>>545978714
get BANNED!
>>545978815
the complete lack of decent AA is the biggest problem for me, but that's a side effect of it being unity.

>>545978842
Please no. I can barely tolerate Mejiro Ryan. We don't need to go any further than that. Girls look best with long, healthy hair.

>>545978772
honey

>>545978887
>your opponants understimate you so they dont keep tabs on you and establish countermeasures or knowns in regards to how you race
>thus (you) are the unknown element on the course, the joker/wildcard
The element of surprise is the name of the game in many a battle

>>545978929
PvP without competition is boring
Defeating jobbers gives me no satisfaction
Winning vs strong opponents is the only reason to PvP

>>545978695
>

>>545978878
behold
a rare "night owl into 3 infirmary trips" enjoyer, found in the wild

>>545978938
you don't need a stamina card for miles

>>545978887
>>545979051
It’s also a thing in legitimate horse racing where some jockeys/owners would intentionally lose so they can get the bigger purse in their first “win” so to speak, and aren’t forced to carry an extra 50 something pounds because of their record

>>545978887
Are you ADHD?
This literal arc was about gathering intel on your opponents. There was an entire section dedicated to Belno gathering information. Who do you want to mark? When are they going to push? How can you fuck over someone else's mindset?

>>545978807
holy sex

>>545978878
you're supposed to use her recreations as training rerolls

>>545978807
wtf i love reddit now

>>545979042
Wear some clothes.

>>545978505
Design is sick. Hope she gets more fan art

>>545979121
Fuck me uh, screw it I’ll go double wit. Smarter honse I suppose

just bought this game, what am i in for?

>>545979082
does that mean she'll be useless after the buffs since night owls are less likely

>>545979042
Conceptualize

Is this move good/buffed on the 11th or is it still meh

>>545979229
3 SPD/NN SSR/Tazuna/MLB SR Power of Choice or borrow MLB Oguri Fat if you think you'll be able to afford another gold.

useable parent deck or horrendous dogshit?

>>545978278
>Somebody please explain how this shit happens with two fucking stamina cards
It's not the cards. Still experimenting had a lot of runs over 600+ stam with just Riko, this one only had 3 stam sparks

>>545978440
Anon, you are embarrassing yourself here. Right is better by a mile, not only for TT but just in general. Its not even close.

Even ignoring the fact that you want to prioritize Wit for TT, right still has better stats, since front runners are the style that values wit the most. Although to be fair, sprint is the distance that values Power the most.

But not just stats, Right is also way better in terms of skills. Again, its not even close.
Concentration is the MVP TT skill, and while Suzie's unique and huge lead are risky, theyre still okay. Everything else on right is high tier. Meanwhile left has SfV wich is bad and redshift which is mid, along with having less skills in general.

>>545979307
Hey wait a sec, what’s stopping desperate lonely Uma single moms from forcing themselves on their younger neighbors?

>>545975730
I would ordinarily say Maruzensky but I don't know if she could last that long without breaking something so I'll choose CB-chan instead.

yeah aoharu high rolls are better than ura high rolls but GOD aoharu low rolls are so much worse than ura low rolls

So is this actually good for fronts post-patch?

>>545979341
0LB Nishino is very bad. What are you trying to get a hint for?
>>545979349
I was just surprised I got a fkn mile statline with a long deck

>>545979341
for late surgers for next CM*

>>545978278
your cards basically only matter in senior year and only if you can get rainbows on them
the training bonuses are basically irrelevant compared to unity training and popping bubbles, especially before your facilities are maxed

>>545979082
I raised a 1200/600/1000/301/500 Vodka in URA with this deck, replacing the whore human with fucking Digitan SR, easily. It took me like 2 tries. Look at how shit this Vodka is. She doesn't even get that much of a gain from 0LB to MLB as a trainer, I've used a support MLB too and it also sucks ass unless you really really need a little extra stamina. I had an insane Taiki Shuttle run get fucked up because I brought her instead of a second Power card, so she ended up with 1200/800/700/450/650 instead of swapping like 100 stamina for power, and thus is useless. I'm starting to think that people have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

>>545979030
go away thirdie

>Oh boy, a 30% fail, but it's 4 friends on power, I better take the risk because the more friends I have the stronger I'll get
>Oh bummer, oh well, we'll get em' next time Vodka!
>-100speed
>-100stam
>-100 power
>mood awful
o-oh... well that's a proportionate punishment... I shoulda known 2 in 3 was bad odds...

>>545976021
>Pulling on any uma
>Pulling at all
Just save bro.

>>545979426
very good

>>545979042
who dis

>>545975730
my wife symboli rudolf

>>545979307
Rice wouldn't do this

>>545979327
I can reach 1200 speed with a borrow kita and mlb eishin, and I do not have a SSR NN. Just prob gonna throw random bullshit at the wall to see what sticks. I need more gibs…

>>545979431
she has hanshin, firm, standard, and updrafters. seems literally made for the next CM only, what would you replace with?

>>545975730
Bobo. I might have to plug her in, dunno what the battery life is like on extended usage.

>>545979495
why?

>>545978992
>>545979029
That's a shame...I can compromise with support cards too if we can't get them as racers.
But...wasn't Cinderella Grey about surpassing one's limits, even temporarily? Maybe one day...if an imaginary Uma is popular enough...She might surpass everyone's expectations and even change the rules...

>>545978408
Unity cup is botable now lmao

>>545979568
because she is my wife and we are in a monogamous marriage

>>545978278
>>545979349
15 stam sparks for this one
>>545979431
Yeah I've switched card types out to boost a stat then just hit basically the same statline quite a few times. It's funny

>>545977351
I picked Oguri because my friends said that I would like her, and I did.

>>545979560
bobo? and why?

>>545979543
You're not going to like fishing for 4 unique hints off her.
>Firm
I've never not had Kingu give it to me on an ace run...

>>545979398
Good choice. Mr CB has infinite stamina.

>>545979178
>5 pseudo-rests that give about 60 Stamina and some Guts
>lose a 6th support horse

Versus

>click wit
>get at worst 1 unity arrow + some stats, at best multiple arrows and rainbow recovery from Fine Motion or Nice Nature, while they also give relevant golds depending on your style
>you get to field a whole sixth support card filled with useful skills in exchange

Her second through fourth dates are awful, the energy gets wiped in a single training, whereas you could instead high roll well-rested or a rainbow Wit.

>>545978878
This card has to be the gaslight of the year

>>545977351
Suzuka because I needed a front runner when the groundwork autism started

>>545979452
aoharu is just like that
the high rolls are high and the low roll looks like every other low roll regardless of deck
but having a friend along makes gambling a little easier because you have five better turn skips than pressing wit

>>545979398
fair enough, any other reasoning?

What the fuck does "yada yada desu" even mean

>>545977351
i would have picked oguri because even though i noticed the hype around global release, i wouldnt have actually started playing without watching cingray first. i picked taiki cause huge american titties and also reading about the meta

>why
>why
>why
shut the FUCK up BITCH

Which power card for taiki shuttle? I only have helios lb 0

SEND HELP

WHAT RACECOURCE IS NEXT CM

HADOKATE?

what the fuck does 35% race bonus even do, getting +1 more stats per race seems like the biggest bait in the game

>>545979781
nande?

>>545979353(me)
Oh shit, I didnt even notice it until after I posted, but right has turf S too? Fucking lol. It makes the choice even easier.

>>545978516
Youre right about curv and SFV, but Suzuka's skill should be good for TT after the update. Its somewhat risky because it will have a 50% chance of activating, but its not terrible. Its like a better version of Huge Lead.

>>545979527
if you have Digitan SR use that, it has great training effectiveness as your power card

>>545979786
you shouldnt be using any power cards

hishi is the best stat stick but again, taiki should be wit/spd/pal

>>545979806
consider: 35% more skill points from your primary source of skill points
fan bonus is even more important but the thresholds are lower because skipping optional races is almost always better

>>545979806
Just wait until MANT lil bwo

wow you guys werent kidding about anime mcqueen being shit i watched every race in that run and her unique did not proc a single time

>>545979736
The second, third, and fourth dates don't give enough energy. If you get to a point where you have to click a really, really good training at like 15-20% failure, and you get it, you have to click her twice versus resting once, twice at worst if you get sleep deprived. It happens every run I field her and wastes a truckload of time. Also, you almost never want to click her in senior year, where every training has something going on, so if she shows up a little late, she's completely useless.

>>545979495
Why does Rudolf have a giant nutsack?

>>545979781
i apologize for wishing to know why anons select their wives

>>545979906
she is genuinely bottom 3 characters in the whole game

>>545979767
otaku kun's nihongo is too weak...

>>545975730
Super creek. Things would start off slow for a few hours, then quickly get heated as she rides me until Creek uses her swinging maestros to get me hydrated enough to continue the passionate full nelson for another 12 hours. Strategy will go
>missionary
>cowgirl
>nursing side missionary (drinking that SM)
>full nelson
>amazon in front of a mirror

>his wife is a dirt only horse
my condolences...

>>545979767
"Yada yada desu" translates to "I don't want to" or "I don't like it" in a casual context, with "desu" adding a polite tone. It's often used to refuse something or express disinterest

>>545979656
Wdym why? Her body is lecherous and I want it
>>545979815
Huh. TY, didn't know that.

>double circle race
>lose

>>545979767
"I don't want to do it desu"

>>545978019
>Fucking Rush Hour reference
>In 2025
What in the absolute fuck? Funny clip though.

>>545979965
>>545979906
So the buffs in the update dont even touch her?

should i just saturate my uma with skills? or do I only choose the gold ones?

Im trying to make a vodka for virgo. The nice nature wit event didnt finish so i didnt get On Your Left. Do i need both Furious feat and On your left. Or can i make do with this?

Now THIS is one hell of a parent!

>>545979965
who are the other two

>>545980090
they do but she's still trash

>>545980090
they make it slightly easier to activate, it goes from awful to awful

iirc she gets buffed 3 different times over the course of the JP version and ends up so-so

>Use Tamamo Cross support one (1) time
>Fall in love
NOOOOOOOO I'm in love with a stupid poor shrimp from the countryside

>>545979786
Nihino has pace skills, hanshin, firm and standard

>>545980095
You could. Or you could just run it again.

>>545980095
okay gambler, you want 100 more guts and 100 less stam really

>>545979979
now this is an anon with vision
still curious about why that particular horse though

Just for Nice Nature I bought some Poinsettia at the store just now.
What a lovely plant.
>Poinsettia originate in mexico
Bonita naturaleza!

>>545980149
she talks like a retard

>>545980120
original haru and pre-buff TM opera

>>545979694
well of course you pick wit training over riko if there's rainbows/arrows on it.
you're also forgetting her reduced training cost and training effectiveness. when she lines up well, she's basically a rainbow herself.
stat wise she gives ~100 stam ~90 guts before random events/training bonuses which is pretty big.
play well and you won't have to hit rest at all with riko.

>>545979059
We threading this needle together, bwo.

>>545980245
Yeah she's a country bumpkin from Osaka. They get made fun of by Tokyo-ites

I don't like that f2ps can score A+ umas left and right now. It used to be my safe space...

>maru fan run
>lost jap cup
>green woman says not enough stam
>mood down because 3 races in a row
>recreation next turn (didn't get shrine), mood back up
>run armia
>not only 1st, but distanced 2nd

>>545980032
lots of other horses with lecherous bodies anon, what sets her apart for you?

>>545979930
that's not a nutsack bwo...

I remember cm3 had the 601 stam and 301 guts gaslight, what's the virgo equivalent?

>>545974552
Okay yeah, I finally get Aoharu

it finally just "clicked" - this run had a sickness and one failed training too so it coulda been better

Now that Obey Your Master has shown everyone her hand, is there a point in her putting the 'mask' back on? I mean, I love her outgoing gyaru punk persona, but if she put everything on the line and bet on that one race, including giving up all her future races, the next time she races she won't have the element of surprise or perhaps even the durability, she might even be on the cusp of an injury (Like Toni). Does she have what it takes to continue racing?

It's a massive gamble and it's crazy she even made it this far, but I guess that's her entire angle. The whole thing was a gamble, and she's the joker, so to speak, so maybe she might be able to get lucky again if she plays her cards right. But I don't get how her poker face is going to work next time, she doesn't have an ace up her sleeve anymore, so to speak. Anyway, I wish she was my girlfriend. She's cute, sexy, mysterious, and she's a strange, interesting character I want to know more about.

>>545980149
you WILL enjoy our lovable tsukkomi

>>545975730
Agnes Tachyon beyond the shadow of a doubt. First of all, she'd be pent up sitting in her research hovel all day with nothing but a gloomy schizo for company. Secondly, she'd undoubtedly come prepared with an extensive knowledge of positions and stimuli. Thirdly, she'd have an obsessive interest in trying everything, and fourthly, she'd come with dozens of stimulants.

>>545980342
Anal prolapse?

>keep getting triangle/X marked unity races
>scam my way to a win in all of them

>>545979760
>fair enough, any other reasoning?
Mr. CB (as well as pretty much all the old school umas) is easily one of my favorite umas plus sex with her is probably crazy considering her personality. Also this >>545979685

>>545980429
>power
How much? 1000?

>>545979495
Horses are mammals. They can't lay eggs, generally speaking. They give birth to live young. Delete this, it's inaccurate.

>>545978878
>>545979694
The only thing Riko has over Aoi and Tazuna is passive stamina gain.
>Aoi
Skill points dispenser (good since Unity showers you with skills) and passive wit
>Tazuna
More energy, some of her events are an infirmary turn, passive speed
>Riko
Passive stamina
Even now, I still don't understand why Riko was shilled a lot.

>>545980120
narita taishin and hishi amazon

>>545980356
all CM5 gaslights revolve around this character

>>545977702
It's because they gave her dick sucking lips

:)

>>545979717
>>545979663
I am glad she's a 1*. Easy to get and 3*

>>545980417
it's (You)

>>545980402
It's over for me
I finally understand the meaning of pulling two tamamo SSR supports

>>545980429
i guess having at least 901 power will be standard

>>545980516
Never had this before. How and what does it do?

>>545980479
seriously, there's a lot of information on gametora, just read

How are people getting Narita Brian's skill onto Taiki? The affinity is complete dogshit and I can't get double circle. Do I just run with single circle?

>>545980327
This is when you forfeit the run because the game has decided that you will not be having any fun today

>>545980505
What the FUCK

>>545980505
Soul vs Soulless

>>545980095
Looks solid, show deck anon

>>545980459
crazy sex with infinte stamina seems pretty hot, gonna have to do my lore reps to learn more
>>545980405
thank you visionary, you may carry on with your day

>>545980548
it makes urara want to play ninjas

>>545975730
Oguri Cap

>>545980391
I mean...

>>545980245
If you think Tamamo talks like a retard just wait until Yukino Bijin gets added.

>>545980548
It wins and you get it by winning.

>>545980505
it's amazing how just getting rid of 1 small thing can make a design infinitely better

failing a training in unity feels so much more run bricking than URA

I've never seen my long TT team get this high. Aoharu is pretty damn good

>>545980653
whats the reasoning behind that

>>545980383
that's a fuck ton of skills, I thought aoharu had garbage skill points

>>545980331
She calls me "masta"...
I REALLY like her voice

Where did your teammates go, Ryan?

please I dont understand what Im doing wrong on parent runs she is at 300/300/350 pace chasing with skills up is it just because I havent spent $80 on the game this month? 60% of my parent runs end up like this

>>545980505
a little v mouth would be better

>>545980524
I'm bald and round?!

How is bourbon's unique inherited?

Any buffs to it tomorrow?

>>545980827
she's probably a demon in bed, plain women who don't sexualize themselves are always crazy

>>545980828
You're probably not running wit cards. I'm getting 1600+ skill points a run

>>545980828
uhm

>>545980863
1. don't run pace, always run front unless there's no other fronts
2. 300 speed is a bit low for the derby

>>545980852
fkn kek

>>545980930
fair enough
>>545980841
hot voices make the dream work

>>545980331
not that anon but i think the way she talks to/about the trainer towards the end of the run is really endearing and she's easily my favorite uma design
hope she gets a second alt someday (even if that would be many years away for global)

Unity HATE

Your waifu Uma and why you love them
Don't half ass it, write down exactly why you like them

>Personality resonates a lot with me, similar underachiever complex, drowns out the noise with self depricating humor and sarcasm
>my dream is running a karaoke bar (not exactly her dream, but she grew up in one so I like to imagine she would enjoy working in one after race retirement)
>big yapper
>simple, yet effective design, her casual outfit give off that 90s neighbor girl vibe, her race outfit is a prime case of less is more
>doesnt have that played up voice like other umas get, sounds like a normal girl
>Cheerleader tummy

>>545980863
>Strategy: Pace
found your problem

also that speed kinda sounds low

>>545980852
who needs teammates when you have ABS

>>545980828
It has 200-300 more skill points than URA if you're hitting wit at all, but your hints are all over the place instead of on the 10 skills you actually want.

>>545980429
>straights 2
huh? gametora map only shows 1

>>545980852
no one wants to go near this uggo

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUU

>>545980149
haha look at him he's in love with a poorfag

>>545975367
seeking the pearl

>>545981090
>straight into corner into straight
Anon...

>>545980986
id fuck this horse

>>545981060
>but your hints are all over the place instead of on the 10 skills you actually want
kek
>Click on Haru Urara's blue balls after ignoring her for a year
>she gives me +2 Front Straights
Thanks Haru! Bought that shit right away.

trying to make some rooms, what's the CM settings?

>>545980149
That be how it is sometimes

>>545980852
The only teammate she needs it's me, her trainer

5x double circles btw

>>545981161
>>545980429

How to get cap speed in unity?
The run shit out easy A and A+ with spread out stats but it is impossible to get 1200 speed for me.

>>545980485
That's someone's head, anon

>>545981203
Trolled

>>545981203
Join the club

>>545981041
>>545980961
both of you cunts stop lying to me

>>545981029
Are you trying to start some ERP?

I have an MLB Rice and a 2LB Creek. Should I use the ticket and crystal to get a 1LB FM, hoping to eventually mlb her later on?

>>545981232
finemo is so cute
plagued with the curse of having a good support card and bad timing for spare carats

>>545980852
lore accurate

ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION IS WIT CARDS
>How do i cap speed
Wit cards
>How do i get more power/stam
Wit cards then power/stam explosions
>What deck for CM?
Wit cards
>What about X?
WIT CARDS

>>545981238
just get lucky with spirit bombs in speed and then hit rainbows senior year

Is this the Krusty Krab?

>>545981029
Here you go friend.

will have to fuck her extra hard for blue balling me like this

>>545980869
nyes

>>545981309
pic didnt upload reeee

>>545981389
You got me. Thats funnier than I thought.

>>545981364
Here's a question then: How do I convince a primed Taiki to camp anything other than guts and sometimes power? It's always fucking Taiki.

>>545981238
Click the blue cumsplosions when they're on speed?
>>545981309
Only run pace (or late or whatever her style actually is) if your Uma's unique is going to be guaranteed. If you're running e.g. Taiki Shuttle and this shit decides there's 7 front runners, guess what? She's running front now too.

>>545981395
It's going to get worse when you "gamble" and get Maverick (5)

>>545975367
Pretty much all the small ones feel like daughterus to me so probably not them. That would be Biko, Daiichi, Haru, Mayano, Nishino, and Samson Big. If we're talking just based on design then maybe Helios.

>>545980505
I think the mouth on the right needs to be a little bit lower

>>545981315
Nah, I just really like Nice Nature.

>>545981238
Just like in URA you have to get lucky with rainbows in the senior year

>>545981467
>Nishino
Mommy aura though, she's just tiny
>If we're talking just based on design then maybe Helios.
y r u gae?

>>545981029
Why are you still trying to data harvest?
Surly there's larger sample sizes elsewhere

>>545981467
>helios
nigga ur gay

bros help me im poor I cant use any of my new cards

>>545981324
We have 6 more days of free pulls, I say wait and see what those bring you.

>>545977358
probably not

>use mlb kitasan + tosho and 2 wit cards
>overcap speed by 300
>cut tosho
>speed 800

UWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
SHE'S SO CUTE IRL TOO

>>545981631
your 150 orange fantas, bwo...

>>545981238
3 speed cards, 2 wit, riko. Power parents.

pop lots of wit/riko early, click the bubbles, pop bubbles on speed or power, probably speed at first to help you out, slowly focus on speed more and more over time, and don't wait to pop bubbles - they don't scale

Remember when you look at speed and go "wtf this gives less than URA" that you're going to be training MANY more times since you're not doing optional races, quality over quantity

EVENTUALLY you can swap to 2 speed 3 wit when you begin to feel confident in this rotation

>>545981631
SHE'S STILL BREATHING, ISN'T SHE? START RUNNING

>>545981596
>>545981617
I said maybe, I just find her design to be a little too busy for my tastes.

why does creek keep trying to stuff oguri?

>>545981583
She'd never look at me like that

heart breaking run, insane high roll at the start but no speed trainings at all

>>545981684
>Remember when you look at speed and go "wtf this gives less than URA" that you're going to be training MANY more times since you're not doing optional races, quality over quantity
OK, now make it work for Haru Urara
>Urara
>URAra
Hmmm

TAISHIN TESTOOO!!!!

>>545981684
>MANY more times since you're not doing optional races, quality over quantity
>not doing optional races
>not doing optional races
Ah, so I was right, this was an ace mode and not a parent mode.

>>545981845
more like Taishin sexooooo

>>545981665
UWAAAAAA DAAAAHBYYYYYYY

In order to start succeeding at Aoharu I had to reverse my thinking. Instead of "damn if I don't pick speed here I'm fucked" you have to let yourself be guided by the unity trainings and hope the flow works out in your favour. I'm beginning to believe.

>>545981041
>>545980961
either im falling for a meme or both of you are clowns

>>545981631
You can sell medium shoes.

I hate these useless gremlins so much

>>545979042
Sex with middle schoolers

>>545981041
Front works on Pasa because of her unique

>>545981890
>nose
RNG

>Red shift useless in virgo
>Bring 3 front runners and hope at least one other guy brings a front too
>Cuck everybody else out of shooting for victory and pump
Will this work?

>>545981878
bwo people have been saying URA is better for parents...
>>545981890
Ryan is a fucking donkey, but you might be too. Run her in whatever position has 6th in it so she can actually pump iron.

>>545981878
parent farming is technically possible in this mode,but I wouldn't recommend it, shit is painful

>>545981949
twin turbo is goated tho

Biwabros...

send help she's got too much muscles!!

>>545981890
you actually just got unlucky because until the final corner changes, Fronts are by far the most (and maybe only, unless you get an absolutely insane ace) consistent Umas during Career, thankfully you ain't gotta wait that long for said changes

>>545981949
double jet sex

>>545981985
I bring the bigestnig and cuck both of youse twose front runners.

>>545981596
sex
with
helios

marriage with palmer https://youtu.be/nLeTvbUv3SA

>start doing CM rooms
>get this
bro was literally learning random shit that doesn't work and still won by a landslide

>>545981949
Twin Turbo's All Comers runs was kino though. I actually think the anime adapted it quite well.
https://youtu.be/JQTDWqe_J1M?si=6j0lUgH-sjpkij1j

>>545982078
Good, that means you'll get aoharu pow hint which is a gambling accel spark

>>545981890
ryan's kit has slick surge, and spechan welfare has outer swell. build her like vodka and you cant lose

>>545981989
>Run her in whatever position has 6th in it so she can actually pump iron
It's 65-70%, which works out to 6th in CMs, but can be 11th-12th on a full field. Which means if you're actually in a position to be proccing Pump against bots with a 200+ stat difference, you've already lost.

>>545982114
and then promptly get dumpstered by all the non fronts which required a solid 2 careers (during work hours of course) to get to a passable level

>>545982131
i genuinely think the game gives a secret bonus to umas based on their rank

ive seen similar witgod S rank umas in rooms with laughably shit skills and they just win anyway