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Why are you so obsessed with this being solved with bureaucracy? I don't think you care about animals. You have an agenda. And you're a /pol/tard. So you definitely have an agenda.
>and if god is real he created puppy drilling, and anons who won't pay the tax, which is not based at all
Oh you don't want me to get schizo.
First, god created around himself, or was himself born into, for whatever reason, a place of infinite potential called base reality, an underlying turbulent and infinite realm of multidimensional vibrations that coalesce into time, matter and energy upon the will of his observation and expectation - thought. The first will, the first mind, the first act of knowledge, and thus, both the creator of the universe as it is named, and the universe itself, past present and future. Thus he created the entire universe in an instant, and created more of it each time he became aware of it, for all that exists he knows, and is all he knows, all that will exist and ever happen he knows, it is all god for it exists solely because god knows about it. Then god got bored. Second god extended himself into an infinitely growing number of mini gods, "in his image" (not physically or mentally, but rather following the "pattern" he exists as in the infinite and turbulent), the first being to be created not to follow the systems he has envisioned upon observation, but to do what he does, and create fact from potential, on a mass scale, limited in their expectations by the knowledge they are allowed, and reaching consensus through mutual observation.
Because this type of being does what god does, and solidifies the infinite and turbulent potential into definite time, matter, and energy, only limited by the comprehension god simply knew they were to have, they must also be aware of themselves, and therefore maintain their own existence and determine their own future, while god can know it all but can only watch and do nothing to "know better than" a free will.