Thread 5043026

cat thread

i'm going to post my best cat pics i found online

Nice dead meme

is this anti cat bot even real?

>>5043034
No, and if you believed the schizotard you'd also have to believe an ancient tripfag is behind random shitposts. But the schizophrenic retard is sadly real.

Sometimes you can snap him out of it by trying to call back to his old life, if you know what to say, but he's pretty far gone

This is the saddest attempt at a caturday I have ever seen

>>5043046
okay, anti cat bot. better a caturday than no caturday.

Ask not "i can has cheezburger?", but "what can i do to get a cheeseburger?"

>>5043046
>>5043055
Stop demoralising cats

Silly OP, every day is Caturday. This is, after all, a cat website.

>>5043062
>2020-2025
>still trying to force this meme
Cats are now millhouse tier

>>5043029
Hell I expected more than two posts. Guess that's a good barometer for how bad the anti-cat spambot has gotten.

>>5043026 (OP)
Cats need a day because dog day is everyday.

>>5043090
It's time for your medication

>>5043098
The dogtor is in!

>>5043066
Cat threads were a thing on /b/ before you were even born. Now go ahead and reply with "d-dog website" because it's the only retort you have left

>>5043106
>There were cat threads on /b/ once!
Not him but I was there. That doesn't mean this is your special cat simp club, schizo.
>Every day with the schizo
>"cats are not better than dogs"
>the schizo: THIS IS CAT HATE! JEWISH BOTS!

>>5043106
Remember to always report the ant-cat spambot. Let's clean this fucking board up already.

>>5043109
>lets go boys! lets do this!
you sound indian desu

>>5043107
Cats are a reddit thing now.

>>5043114
Posting a cat image doesn't mask your presence.

>>5043116
honestly yeah. cat pictures just aren't funny anymore. normies overused them.

>>5043106
Go back to /b/ with this lowest common denominator drivel

>>5043121
I still think they're still hilarious but I'm also not an easily manipulated zogbot like you that is overly concerned with what other people think.

>>5043150
>controlled by a microscopic brain parasite
>not easily manipulated
there can only be one

>>5043121
Based free thinker.

>>5043150
Seething bot.

>>5043150
You're just a schizophrenic /pol/tard instead

Cat memes peaked.

>>5043150
That got em pissed off lol.

>>5043157
>echolalia

>>5043121
Trvke

If Eglin Air Force Base got blocked from /an/ would the anti-catbot vanish?

>>5043170
>copelalia

Kekelalia

>>5043171
This

>>5043066
Huh? What meme? Why are you seething in a Caturday thread on the cat website, anyway?

>>5043180
More of this tired spam? Go take your meds

>>5043158
>>5043155
>bot kvetches when it's called out
Lel

>>5043187
It's everyday too.

>>5043190
And guess what he’s mad at

Outdoor cats being a bad idea
/an/ not hating dogs
Bugguy never posting nudes

>>5043187
>can't answer the question
>projects to a boogeyman
Someone needs their meds here, that's for sure...

>>5043180
but sir this isnt reddit

make a ragecomics thread while you’re at it

>>5043193
>but sir this isnt reddit
Right, hence why we're having a Caturday thread on the cat website. What's the problem? Why can't you answer the question?

>>5043197
>we
But it’s just you
>cat website
But this isn’t reddit

People who dredge up dead memes are boring. What’s next, candlej

>>5043198
Candlejack posts stopped being f

>>5043191
I thought it was obvious that TNR was an abusive practice.

>>5043198
>still didn't answer the question
>delusions of persecution
>denial of historical fact
>genuinely upset by 4chan culture, a site he clearly hates
Weird newfag behavior. Posts some cats or find another thread, dude, I'm not giving you another (You) if you can't answer simple questions.

Imma post birds instead

>>5043217
>newfag filename
how sad

waiter, this KFC is a bit undercooked

>>5043218
>newfag can't recognize 4chanX filenames
Well at least we know for a fact the xir trolling the thread is a tourist, now....

>>5043220
>he thinks 4chanX invented the unix timestamp
I remember when 4chanX was just a crappy alternative script that didn't even have a waifu sidebar

>>5043224
>non sequitur to try and distract from outing himself
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying your time on our site, anyway.

>>5043220
AND further confirming they're a zoophile, but we already knew this with high confidence

What bird will I post next? You'll never guess

>>5043228
Yeah the secretary bird guy seems a little freaky, dunno what that's all about. I think we should just have a chill caturday.

Where the fuck is the sticky for Maru.

>>5043237
literally who?

>>5043237
Oh hell no, don't tell me Maru's gone. I thought that guy would outlive me.

/thread

ok one more

>>5043252
this lacks the pizazz and jazz of real lolcats. it's a sad imitation found on google images.

>>5043253
You're not wrong, I didn't have any Maru images saved. But I love that little box hiding nigga, and it looks like he really did pass, so it's a small memorial for an iconic azn animal.

>>5043257
It sounds more like you have an agenda and are using a random dead cat for it, bot schizo.

>>5043259
no cats were harmed in the making of this image

>>5043259
I feel like you've got a personal enemy here you're trying to troll and I'm getting caught in the crossfire. Maybe he's a real shitheel and deserves it, I don't know. I just wanted to participate in a Caturday thread.

>>5043262
this is a bad faith caturday. you shouldn't touch it. it was made by a schizophrenic regular who still thinks bugguy posts and is perpetually angry that /an/ doesn't like outdoor cats.

>>5043265
>its a poopdickschizo moment
Aw man.

>>5043267
Poopdick schizo is real. He's been making shit threads all day. And he actually does suffer from poopdick.

>>5043265
This but also this >>5043267 and this >>5043268

/an/ is a bird board

dogs can hang out as long as they don't eat all the eggs

>>5043275
Dangerously based.

Maru-chan noodles

And with one final image caturday is over where I am (though every day is, of course caturday). Sayonara, Maru-chan.

I hope the next thread can be more peaceful. Or this one if it's still around a week from now. /an/ is a slow board. I'm sorry if people thought I was poopdickschizo, I was just replying to a thread archetype I enjoy.

good morning from tel aviv

i like cats but this meme has been dead for ages. dear g*d its sad when oldfags and wannabe oldfags try to pretend old memes are relevant. that has never been what 4chan was about.
>gaiz… girugamesh -Fred, 40yo
>omg yeah nigger. the rei. fuck scientology. -Taylor, 30yo
>loli haet pizza amirite bros? -Dan, 51yo, ex-usmc
>smiledog!!1! we’re fucked! its a lion get in the car! -Samuel, 35yo
>LOLCATS! -John, 46yo

>>5043237
A thread but no sticky. >>5042668