/waifu/ thread!

Yoinking rules from previous thread.
Trimmed for no reason.

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>No claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Most importantly, have fun!

i'll make my forever trip later like if i have someone imitating too much causing drama

https://youtu.be/pYDW96_KVj0?si=eHnzYBu1MPeFDPEd

Horsie game is nice. They gave me best horsie right off the bat

>>936267367
Is there some new Uma Musume gacha or something?

>>936267415
Yup it's on steam. Probably out on mobile. A friend saw it said it's supposed to come out tomorrow but everyone, myself included has already begun playing it now

>>936267519
What is the actual gameplay? Horse races?
I know fuck all about Uma Musume except cute girls and "if you make fanart, make sure to @ the fucking horse mafia cuz funny"

>0 waifu posts
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fuck these bots

>>936267585
By the looks of it, it's getting their stats up and racing. It's amusing how protective these horse girls are from lewds

>>936268296
And yet, I've seen plenty. More than plenty.
No one told the Yakuza about the Streisand effect, I guess.

I love her

>>936268344
They gon learn today

>>936268394
I lust her

>>936268410
Maybe they did know, and this is what they wanted all along.
Understandable.

>>936268394
Why do you love her?

Butt

>>936268858
butt

>>936268512
Keikaku doori

>>936268858
Ooooo butt, and pink panty too. Nice~

>Akari (455).
What kind of collection is that, all of a sudden?
I am outclassed.

>>936269091
Doori means according to?

>maysissy
>2 animus avatarfags
>literal nobody that won't stop posting about thighs or ass or le funny plap because nep is a retarded faggot who humors him literally every single time he posts
lmao

>>936269280
Translator note: Keikau doori means "all according to plan"

>>936269316
But who is this translator and why are they leaving notes?

>>936269295
last one is you

>>936269370
You ask too many questions. My we're getting a little friskey are we? Luck for you, I'm not a tit person

>>936269370
hot

>>936269370
Someone posted that exact one before. March 2023.
(60065) is new to me.
Makes me wonder if someone/you just had that all the time.

>>936269316
I should have said Translator Note. I forgot most of the original meme. Though I see Kira's face just fine.

>>936269412
I'm fine with you flirting with the other poster who now decided to to post Akari (though she is still mine), but any promises made will not be foillowed up on by me.

>>936269553
Bruh.

>>936269553
Wait that wasn't you? Damn I'm so gullible

>>936269674
it's sono obviously but i'm not complaining

>>936269674
What's wrong all of a sudden?

>>936269709
booba

>>936269703
this nigger is part of the problem

>>936269703
But I'm sono

>>936269709
>Tits
Cmon now. You should know me

>>936269674
It's only the 2nd time anyone else ever posted Akari. Same image as 2.5 years ago, too. Very odd.
I'd definitely fall for it myself if another poster was to be 'impersonated'.

>>936269703
It's not fucking BC.

>>936269709
booba

>>936269754
i think i was the last to lewd akari

>>936269754
Should've known it wasn't you. It's not like you to suddenly be all frisky. Silly me

>>936269797
Not sure what you mean by frisky there, but I am not in the habit of posting lewds, let alone of Akari.

>>936269795
I guess that just means there's so little lewd of her that posting the same image was inevitable.

>>936269871
I think you got your replies mixed up there.

>>936269871
Yeah like posting lewds.

>>936269901
What do we call this beast who bares my devilish good looks? A dead ringer

>>936269901
...not at all? Seems right to me.
I am telling you that I wouldn't post Akari lewds, or be frisky, or know what you mean by frisky.
I am telling that anon that if he had posted that pic, and someone else does now, it's signifying that there is just very little in the way of Akarilewds. Which I already knew.

>>936269957
Ah, I see.
...Aaand I got baited, myself.

>>936270011
You're more gullible than me, I may be drunk but I know how to behave

>>936270041
That makes me AS gullible, at worst.
And you're still more likely to post something lewd.
...YOU BETTER BE YOU, or I'll feel double dumb.

>>936270075
Yes it is expected for me to be lewd, I am by nature a slut so I couldn't blame you. But no I want to be liked enough for a chat so I gotta behave~ Besides, I only act naughty around froppy. a fellow slut

>>936270125
Yes, I noticed you two get along quite well.
It's funny how that wasn't my initial assessment of them at all.

>>936268410
Why do you say that about her?

>>936270182
My my, perhaps I've gotten better if that's not your assumption of us

>>936270183
BOTW gave her an incredible ass and the artists wasted no time at all. Personally, I prefer ALBW Zelda, she's the cutest of them all

>>936270250
>us
Sorry, that was a singular them. I have a habit of that.

>>936270277
Either way, anyone would easily assume lewd related stuff to me for anything.

>>936270361
Glad you understand. Know that I wouldn't, I'm rather prude in 'public'.

>>936270418
I'm very understanding.
Why do you say that? Is it possible you aren't prude in private?

>>936270612
At the very least, less so.
Still ain't lewd with others though. That stuff never really was for me.

this dudes changing hash he's part of same network.

>>936270990
>>936270978
what's up?

oh wait no he's not it's just a tard changing sizes

>>936271300
hmm... no. the first three are all 600x830.

>>936271344
first 2 are me last 2 are them. File size to 108 to 3kb it's smaller

>>936271411
I agree that the 3rd one is a different filesize, but it is the same dimensions.

>>936271300
>>936271344
>>936271411
>>936271444
This is now a get thread.

>>936271444
checked it's lower quality they got it from booru then downloaded thumbnail. mine will be exactly same in all aspects just its coming from a different area

>>936270418
Finished grilling. I didn't take you for a prude. I mean anyone can easily be a prude when it comes to me

>>936271694
>I didn't take you for a prude
That's a first.
I can talk about certain subjects just fine, but that's about it.

>>936270125
>Besides, I only act naughty around froppy. a fellow slut
What the-slanderous wretch!

>>936271810
Whoa, an angry Tsuyu. I think that's a first.

>>936271810
froo

>>936271792
In a teasing manner?

>>936271810
Oh hello froppy~

>>936272124
Possibly? Maybe? Certainly hasn't happened in a hot minute.

>>936272152
Fair enough. That's interesting to learn tho

>>936271927
Nuh uh, been posted many times before.>>936272056
(Youu)

>>936272124
Hello hello. How's it going? Done grilling today, I think I saw?

>>936272172
...is it?
You're not the first to say that, but I always imagine that it can only be boring to another.

>>936272226
Yea, a little midnight snack. Sleep well?

>>936272229
I can't comment on that on the account I'm a boring lad

Where is everyone else? Surely it can't just be the same two posters ITT, right?

>>936272226
Well, sure. But I feel like it's new to me, ya know?
Though even that might not be right.

>>936272258
Maybe so, but I am not convinced.

>>936272226
gimme

>>936272258
What kinda snack?
Oh yeah. Woke up and got up some 15 minutes earlier than usual, which I consider an achievement, heh.

>>936272304
Mmm, I suppose so. It was aimed at Enzer, mind you.

>>936272381
Tongue?

>>936272492
A very understandable reaction, then.
What the hell that's a lot of tongue. (nice)

>>936272516
So true.
Mhm. In the longer version, she also wraps it four or five times around Deku and then drags him with her. Sadly that one's over 2MB.

>>936272963
Ooh, is this from when the League first attacks?
>Sadly that one's over 2MB.
A terrible fate for many gifs.
I had to cut a few down myself. I do not like doing it.

>>936272492
yes tongue always tongue

>>936273027
>Ooh, is this from when the League first attacks?
Yes! It's easily one of my favorite parts of the show!
>I had to cut a few down myself.
Such a shame. The filesize limit here really sucks...

>>936273378
If that's you, this might be the lewdest Tsuyu I've seen posted.
> It's easily one of my favorite parts of the show!
It really is a good part. Allmight vs Nomu remains extremely hype.
>The filesize limit here really sucks...
Sure does. 2MB is just not enough. 10 would be plenty for most things.
It'd MAYBE be fine if 4chan wasn't so anal about links.

GYATT

>>936272976
Ohaio.

>>936273057
Tongue it is.

>>936273027
Uhhh maybe. Been a hot minute.
Yea. I didn't edit it, just found two different gifs.

And yea, that other post is indeed an imposter.

>>936273480
>Imposter.
...Kinda figured. Fucking blech, that.

>>936272304
Mm? You don't think I'm boring?

>>936272492
Lil skirt steak chopped for tacos and sausages

>>936273593
Hmm... I don't think I ever think of someone as boring in the first place, but I also haven't seen any reason to think it of you in particular.

>>936273620
Given that I've made lewdness and hedonism my personality in the past

>>936273533
i have 2:
(luffy) and (sad frog)
and i dont see any point in arguing about it 3rd one is a good waifu but im afraid of getting a bad reply about it i dont know, maybe its the most reasonable one but im too coward to

>>936273628
...I could consider that many things, but boring does not come to mind.

>>936273533
Sad but true. At least you had s good guess.

>>936273593
Skirt, figures. Wait how do you mean FOR tacos and sausages. You make your own sausages out of it?

>>936273480
lots lots lots and lots

Repairmen in my house, to modernize(?) my apartment's intercom system.
I do not like it.

>>936273925
It's an advanced imposter.
Felt like the average fucker around here doesn't know what punctuation is.

>>936273691
I see I see, well good to know I'm not boring to ya

>>936273925
For tacos, the sausages is separate

>>936273942
Yuh.

>>936274028
Ah, you got a point there I think.

>>936274052
Ah yeah that makes much more sense.

>>936274274
and ass why not

I am much too tired. I want to sleep. But they'll be here for a while, and be noisy elsewhere after.

>>936274052
Mhm..All good.

>>936274274
Brain's too fried for this. Not that I'm usually good with this.

>>936274330
Watch it anon.

>>936274369
RIP. That'll teach you to fix your sleep schedule!

>>936274274
GYATT

>>936274369
Damn no sleep

>>936274422
I was trying! But pain made me unable to sleep a few days ago, sending me right back into the spiral.

>>936274452
Sleeping only after noon happens from time to time, but is rare. It's about to be noon, and I don't see sleep happening soon. This is not good.

>>936274452
Uhh that's not true...

>>936274494
Oh, shit my apologies. What pain? :-/

>>936274544
No need to apologize. There are plenty of times where I fucked it up myself. But it getting messed with because of my eternal belly issues is not at all uncommon.
My intestines have been messed up all my life. Surely always will be. It's not always a problem, but always present. Sometimes it acts up and it's less than great.

>>936274422
I'm watching it

>>936274593
Didn't know about your issue. Maybe you need to start drinking liquor! "Burn the worm" as they say here.

>>936274691
On your best behaviour.

>>936274860
>"Burn the worm"
I don't have a fucking clue what that could mean.
"Kill the illness", or "gets you to fucking sleep"?
Guess I have some clue, hm.

Either way: I do not drink by myself. That's the golden rule.
Which has lead me to not have any alcohol in like 5 years. Only gotten tipsy or drunk thrice in total anyway. Alcohol is not for me. My IRL friends don't drink either.
The first time was fun, at least. Memorable evening.


They're done. New system looks kinda good. More importantly: I am going to lie down, holy shit. I'm dizzy as fuck.
Be well. Be nice. Don't be someone else ffs.

>>936274860
I see so that's what you meant

Good morning all !
>kneesocks claimed

>>936275190

>>936274963
Ye kill the illness, I reckon. The virus fears the alcohol.

Yeah dw about it, I'm just breaking your balls.

Good night Akari man.

>>936275132
Mhm indeed.

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. emaquiie

>>936275836
this is a great thread.

>>936277982
It is a thread alright.

hulk hogan's favorite hentai is highschool dxd

finally they're all gone

Now i can enjoy hot sexy waifus without buttmad avatarfags since they finally figured out that discord is better suited for their wants

Fox.

imma take best creepshots ever soon next month idek if i wanna post em.

why is he so mentally ill...

>>936284226
bot post reported

>>936284226
why don't you leave with the rest of them? Lemme guess because you can't avatarfag anywhere else like your own community

>>936284226
Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong.
Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong.
Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong.
Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong. Animus doesn’t belong.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>936274963
Who dares trim my rules?

>>936275201
(Ti)nysocks.

>>936278108
Kero kero.
Tsuyu's favorite candy? Gummy worms?

>>936282328
Post a rare fox.

>QOTT
What is your waifu's favorite candy or confectionery?
>Suzuka
I've actually never thought of this. I wonder if she'd be partial to green tea mochi. Or daifuku! I'm pretty sure she'd enjoy daifuku.
I can't imagine Suzuka snacking on Hi-Chews...

>>936284783

han solo'd

>>936285463
I claim the following waifus:
-Sakamata (I have two versions, but I choose to use the Sasabone name)
-Yae Mizuki

>>936285398
Laughing foxfu.
PSA Graded 9.5 and slabbed.

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>>936285572
hoyo 2nd pink god nice i look at rule 34 of them occasionally.

dead thread?
dead thread.

I'm off for now, but I hope you all have a wonderful day or sleep well.

>>936286153
Oh right this is your way to disapprove of a thread

>>936286153
I look like this irl.

>>936287584
Ay girl wassup? ;p

>>936287584
this looks eerily similar to my ex

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. emaquiie

another /soc/ raid?

>>936287715
>>936287584
>>>/soc/

>>936288920
Nah. No thanks slut. Probably fucks niggers anyway

>>936275836
I wish it were a virus, but that wouldn't have stuck around for 30 years, hm?

>>936289187
All those egirls do i have never heard or seen of one who didn't and all trap artist or soundcloud have been proven as cucks

yall ever uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>936290631
fuck off

>>936290668
>>936290631
Both of you fags ahoukd kiss each others anus sack.

>>936289365
To no one's surprise.

>>936290807
anus sack?

good they'r all gone

https://youtu.be/_hQq0t0EuLg?si=BXFdFu4UWIVAheVd

>>936292067
Yeah that's what you are. An anus sack.

shhh no anons

why is he so mentally ill...

I said no anons

lol

im watching a creepy jim henson movie

>>936265712 (OP)

>>936297458
Cutie ghost

>>936297510
Sexy guy

>>936297784
Do you like Dr Pepper?

>>936297847
This feels like a set up but I do lol

>>936297951
I was just asking a simple random question lmao
Good taste~ Had you said no, I might've bullied you :P

>>936297458
Howdy howdy.

>>936298214
It felt like a
>you like updog?

situation lol
and yeah, Dr. Pepper is great. I really liked the coconut variant they had a few years back.

>>936298236
Hi there.

>>936297458
Hello Vivian claimer. How are you?
What do you think Vivian's favorite candy or confectionery is?

>>936298214
What if someone tells you they prefer Mr Pibb?

>>936298236
Yoinker.

>>936298465
>Coconut Dr Pepper.
I can't imagine what that is like, and now I wonder.

>>936298602
Yoinker??

>>936298602
Pretty good. Relaxing with some music.
I think she'd enjoy cake alot. Like plain cake with some simple frosting and fruit on top.

>>936298667
It was amazing and I bought a bunch of it but sadly ran out lol

>>936298465
Coconut Dr Pepper was so short lived, I forget there was such flavor. I'm surprised Blackberry is still around.

>>936298602
That shit is ancient, I'll have myself a Pibb Xtra for a little spicy

>>936298827
Blackberry is fine. I do like the Cream flavor too but a normal Dr. Pepper is hard to beat.

>>936298827
>>936298770
I like Dr Pepper, but rarely get it.
I have never seen a non-standard flavor.

DUPLICATE FILE, AHH.
This thread has gone on for too long.

>>936299001
Can't improve on perfection~ I don't really like blackberry but it's better than strawberry. Both mixes like ass with fireball but normal DP is great with fireball

>>936299064
Remind me where you're from? I've recently learned DP isn't common in other states. Where's here, in the home state you see it everywhere.

>>936299064
I always bought multiples of any new flavor and brought them to hangouts. I like sharing that kind of stuff. Sorry you haven't gotten to try them.
And oh, no. You need more Akaris lol

>>936299155
I want to try the new Apple Fireball.
I tend to not mix it with anything except Eggnog.

>>936299155
>States.
Make that countries. I'm Dutch, from the Netherlands.

>>936299190
Aw, nice of you.
>More Akari's.
...Two Akari's... imagine.

>>936299229
This is a first I've heard about apple fireball, this oughta be interesting to see them branch out. Their non-liquor version in gas station is trash.

>>936299362
Ah that explains it, DP is rare on the other side as is

>>936299362
I still remember the time my friend bought me some really good banana rum and I had a bunch of A&W Cream Soda. I got the idea to mix them and every person that came over that day was instantly handed a mix drink lol
>Two Akaris
Twice the cute. Twice the cuddles. Twice the snuggles.

>>936299463
I haven't gotten to try it yet. But I am intrigued.

https://youtu.be/hjwdyd9_zfM?si=yitggyYPokRIkTJp

>>936298667
>Yoinking rules from previous thread.
Yoinker.

>>936298770
Ah, so more cake/pastries? No candy?
I'm trying to relax.

>>936298827
What about...Dr Thunder?

>>936299772

>>936299463
Hmm... maybe? My grocery store stocks it just fine. Just the regular, though.

>>936299501
Sounds like a nice time.
None of my friends drink alcohol, lol.
>Twice the cuddles, twice the snuggles.
Knowing me, that's still not a whole lot, lol.

>>936300012
...Ah, right, that.
Yes, I might have done something like that.
As I do every time.
Maybe.

>>936300012
It was the first thing I imagined her wanting. Candy wise, maybe some dark chocolate truffles. But not overly bitter.
>Dr Thunder
For an off brand, it's good.

>>936300078
I don't drink too much but I was in a tabletop group at the time where drinking during game was the norm lol
It was fun.

And you could start slow. Just lie in bed with The Akaris and occasionally just hug on them. Cuddles would likely ensue shortly after.

>>936300292
Is that a new one?

>>936300627
New shell and buttons, bought em for my birthday and they finally showed up

>>936300776
It's super pretty. That red is gorgeous and pairs super well with the blue.
I use an old Legend of Zelda one.

>>936300223
Ooh, that really foes sound like a good time.
>You should start slow.
>In bed.
Your slow is clearly not my slow.

>>936299664
I want to try crown preach, I've done salted caramel which is good for like.. one shot, any more in the night would make me kinda sick

>>936300012
We don't talk about that

>>936300078
Really? I'd expected coke to be the main brand you'd see in the country

>>936300873
I thought so too! That and it's way easier to spot than my old stock black one.
A wonderful choice!

>>936300961
It super was. My first time playing 5th ed and it was a blast.

And in polite terms, I have been called a bit of a slut in my time lol
So our slows are likely very different.

>>936300992
I haven't had either of those but they sound amazing. But overly sweet can have that effect.

>>936301034
Colors that pop are always a great choice.

>>936300992
Really? It totally is. Always has been.

>>936301055
Always nice to hear it.
>Polite terms.
Lol.
Know that I didn't mean to call ya that. Or that I mind in the first place.
I've never been with anyone. Let alone physically. Most people are a lot more touchy than I am. But I told ya that, I think.

>>936301202
You have. But I am always of the mind that people do enjoy touch but sometimes have to be eased into it. I had a friend that started out not liking being touched at all but I would give her "burrito hugs", hugs while she was wrapped up in a blanket. It wasn't long after that she just wanted to snuggle all the time. Of course I really like physical contact, so of course I think that way lol. And no worries, I took no offense.
>Cute Vivian Image

wonderful movie
always like jim henson creature factory

>>936301338
>I took no offense.
I didn't think you would, but I wanted to make sure.
You do make snuggles and such sound nice. Not that that is the toughest feat.
Experience would probably serve me well. But getting that experience is not at all appealing.
'tis odd. Right now, sitting here, hugging and such is not at all appealing. When I am with the few people I hug (family), it totally is. I like to think it would be similar if I had someone to be with.
The idea that someone would want to snuggle ME is as alien as it is frightening. Even though a few have wanted to.
Nevertheless, I think you're right.

>>936301552
And even if I'm wrong, there's nothing wrong with that either. Love and affection don't have to be shown with physical contact. That's just the version I'm the most familiar with.
>Cute Vivian Image

>>936301690
It's not like I have any more experience with the alternatives, lol.

Fine, I'll bake

>>936302400

>>936265712 (OP)