Thread 150220774

would the show have been better if blitzo were a woman instead?
would the character be as widely loathed?

I don't know but her son is hot and I want him to choke me a little.

>>150220816
>her son is hot and I want him to choke me a little.
Anon, something tells me he'd want you to do the same exact thing to him
I mean, look at him, does he strike you as a dom?

>>150221186
That one's definitely a bottom but >>150220816 strikes me more as a switch once he gets past his autism.

>>150220774 (OP)
Yes.
Like this isn't even that hard a question. Alot of the traits that normal Blitzo has would either become more tolerable as a woman or be actively hot.

>>150220774 (OP)
The show would be better if Blitzo were killed in the first episode.

A female Blitzo would just be your average run of the mill cunt with BPD

>>150221292
>Alot of the traits that normal Blitzo has would either become more tolerable as a woman
>or be actively hot.
Ok, what parts of shitzo's toxic personality would you find hot in a woman?
>Inb4 his promiscuity

>>150221347
Yeah it really is just thinking with your dick in this case, Blitzo's sex pest behavior becomes way more tolerable if you wanna fuck him. Puts all the Blitzo simps in perspective doesn't it?

>>150221421
Are there actual blitzo simps?
I have seen stolas simps, but i dont think i've run across any blitzo ones, hes just an all round terrible individual, only fujos find him endearing and those dont really want to fuck him

>>150220816
Loono would crumble under a girl's touch.

What about Solas or better yet,
Paimom

>>150221982
>Solas
Comes as a package deal with shitza, might be a pro for you, but for most thats a con
>Paimom
Would only see you as an entertaining, but momentary, distraction
Dont expect any actual emotional investment

>>150221347
>A volger bitchy crass single mom who despite everything still cares deeply for her adoptive son
IDK anon, what could someone possibly find hot about that.

>>150221971
>Loono braces himself, he's finally going to do it.
>He walks up to Anona, his chest puffed out.
>She turns to him, staring into each others eyes.
>Oh fuck, he spills his spaghetti.
>Anona just giggles, she always found his attempts at being macho cute.
>She just pets him. "Who's momma's good boy"
>"M....mee"

>>150222294
Loona's a lucky guy.

>>150220774 (OP)
I can't see this as anything other than just blitzo in drag

>>150222128
>Comes as a package deal with shitza, might be a pro for you, but for most thats a con
Very likely unless Blitza is out of the picture.
>Would only see you as an entertaining, but momentary, distraction Dont expect any actual emotional investment
Maybe but I think that could escalate if you showed loyalty and commitment though I don't think she'd marry you unlike how Solas or Stella would.
Kind of similar to FemAndre/Andrea

Stella is both beautiful and in the right. End of discussion.

>>150221533
>Are there actual blitzo simps?
Yeah, me

>>150222602
Indeed but this is a r63 Thread.
MStella/Astarion would be a great bro to hang with.

>>150221533
I hate him and want him dead but he's weirdly cute sometimes

I just want to press up against Paimon's breasts and feel her butt.

>>150222682
He's pretty cool. What of his daughter Nyma?

>>150222589
>Very likely unless Blitza is out of the picture.
Lets be honest, theres no getting that little freak out of the picture and keeping solas, shes addicted to her
>Maybe but I think that could escalate if you showed loyalty and commitment
Somehow i doubt she would, she gave 0 fucks about her own kid

>>150222682
>>150222744
>What of his daughter Nyma?
She and her Dad help out at her Mother's restaurant in New Orleans. She considers a jazz playing alligator to be an uncle.

>>150222682
>MStella/Astarion would be a great bro to hang with.
Only if you shittalk his wife with him, but hed still see you as a lowly peasant
You might be able to use him to get to his sister, though

>>150222804
I don't get it

>>150222850
It's a Princess and the Frog reference.

>>150222491
>Anona always cuddles and pets Loono
>Always calls him "A good boy" just to make him blush
>Teaches him how to shoot.
>Teaches him how to drive.
>Takes him for walkies.
>Whenever Loono gets into a shouting match with Moxanne, Anona kisses his cheek.
>As Loono spills his spaghetti and hiding his face behind his tail, Moxanne always gives a thumbs up to Anona.

>>150222836
>You might be able to use him to get to his sister, though
Might?
The moment she'd take interest in you, she'll want you to crave her.
She is very needy but she's loyal.

>>150223048
Can you warm her icy pussy?

>>150223048
>Anon becomes solas' apprentice
>Through her, he befriends her son and her gf's son
>He also meets his sister in law, for whom he falls head over heels
>She thinks of him as a lowly mortal, undeserving of her attention
>But he catches it all the same with his cunning and his silver tongue
>His flirting might have also played a part
>Suddenly, all of asterion's plans go belly side up
>His adulterous wife no longer cares about his tantrums
>His son has a group of friends he can trust and rely on, making him a lot harder to influence
>His very sister, the brains behind the plan to get rid of solas, now isnt as interested anymore in power plays, preferring the company of a mortal
>The same mortal his whore of a wife brough into their life
>Asterion can do nothing but seethe and scheme
>The human had tried to befriend him too, but he wouldnt bring himself so low as to entertain a peasant's wishes
>So he plans, he schemes and he strategizes
>He hired an imp cowgirl as an assassin
>He will get rid of that human, no matter what
>He will get his sister back on track and then he will kill his estranged wife

>>150223298
Yes
The rougher the better.
It will also warm her heart.

>>150220774 (OP)
Him being irrational selfish bipolar cunt would be easier to forgive and she would have a fanbase of coomers conciously ignoring how awful she is or people that'd want to hatefuck her. Kind of Korra case I guess.

>>150223348
>He hired an imp cowgirl as an assassin

>The Imp cowgirl in question also has a mortal bf.
>They often watch westerns together and go to the gun range as date nights.
>Strika has to keep this fact quiet to Astarion in order to get paid, and the money is good.
>She tolerates Astarion's Human and Imp hatred for the time being.
>Still she finds it quite funny she's being paid by someone who is known for hating Imps and Humans
>She herself is an Imp, dating a human. Funny, like a poetic penny dreadful.

>>150220774 (OP)
He already acts like a woman, so might as well give us something nice to look at while he does so.

>>150221982
Paimom:"Which one is this one? I shat out so fucking many."

Maid: "Solas, your highness."

>>150223543
Forgot to mention
>Strika and her human bf read mortal and hell gun and mercenary magazines.

>>150223543
Err, i was actually gonna go with asty and strika ending up together and riding off into the sunset, letting go of all past grudges

>>150223641
I think Moxanne and Astarion sounds more interesting.

>>150223687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08EqQPIvHOU

>>150223687
>Getting your bro miller cucked
I dont think so, anon

>>150223687
I ship Moxx with literally any other female character but Millie. Such nothing character. Also giving her redneck accent was a mistake

>>150223901
With the caveat Miller does not exist of course.
No cuck shit intended Anon.
>Moxanne and Millie are cousins
>Moxxie and Miller are cousins

>>150220774 (OP)
>would the character be as widely loathed?
Probably not until this scene where she gets yelled at by her toxic masculine brother, Trippy Wire. Any interest in the homewrecked lesbo journey between Blitz and Stolas would evaporate (temporarily at least) in the wake of the feminist fans getting into an uproar and starting flame wars with any male Youtubers who liked the scene, short as it was.

What do Loono and Anona do for fun?

>>150224793
Joyriding, shooting, walkies, drinking but Loono is a lightweight, Using the grimoire for pranks.

>>150224884
>joyriding
In the van, or does Anona have a more fun car to joyride?

>>150224894
She inherited her uncle's car

>>150224793
Did you really need to bring up that toxic pairing?

>>150224793
'nona probably shows him all the cool magic shit solas has thought her
They also hang out with octavian and try to get him laid, cause he sure could use it

>>150225009
Sick.

>>150225187
>They also hang out with Octavian and try to get him laid.
>but Octavian is more of a spaghetti spiller than Lonno is.
>Just ends with them taking Octavian stargazing or watch a movie to relax him.

>>150220774 (OP)
>>150220816
>>150221982
>>150222128
They all have human boyfriends

Do you think she would only see you as a way to attack solas or could she actually develop feelings for you?

One of the shorts leaked...

>>150225187
>>150225461
What kind of minor tomfoolery do they get up to?

>>150226141
These two idiots share one braincell and have a habit of getting in trouble, making nona tard wrangle them

>>150225992
Both
She would initially take interest in you to get closer to Solas and find a means to a attack Solas through you but would start developing feelings for you.
>"It's okay, I'm only getting close to him to then attack Solas at the right moment, collateral be damned."
>"It's okay, I'm only befriending him to close to Solas then backstab both of them."
>"It's okay, I'm only dating him to then attack Solas"
>"It's okay, I'm letting him warm my ice cold freezer to fuck over Solas"
>"It's okay, I love him. What about Solas? Who cares about that bitch."

>>150226227
Based, bet they're two steps above Beavis and Butthead when she's not around.

>>150226227
>Octavian and Loono get into constant bullshittery.
>Anona/Nona has to get them out of it.
>Loono actually does it on purpose because the sight of Anona/Nona getting rough and tumble is hot
>Octavian despite being intelligent with the Arcane, he's a retard socially and brings Loono's social retardation out.

>>150226391
>Beakvis and ButtHound

>>150226446
I like to think Octavian is more rebellious and Loono thinks he can at least wrangle him a little and it turns out they both need wrangling

>>150226819
When they get together, they get retarded as real friends do and Anona/Nona has to be their tard wrangler.
She'll promise Loono walkies and he'll listen. Octavian is harder to manage.

>>150224793
Dose she give loono a red rocket?

>>150227244
That's up to Anona/Nona.
Loono doesn't get a choice.

>>150220774 (OP)
Thatms common knowledge

>>150220774 (OP)
Reduce his forehead by 800000% and make the writing less obnoxious. And gay. Gay as in "lame as fucking fuck centered around drama written by school dropouts and fat tumblr emo girls masturbating to yaoi". That's it.

I want to fuck the male and female versions of every character but I'm also topping.

Jesus Christ was that scene fucking necessery?!?

>>150228626
Perhaps

>>150220774 (OP)
>would the character be as widely loathed?

Haven't you learned anything from /co/'s worship of Stella?

>>150226027
I bet they get several like these or even ones featuring sinners who were people that died long ago (like the overlords or the people of Cannibal town) that some other sinner or a hellborn wants them to Kill but Moxxie usually denies that even though Blitzo and Millie just decide to straight up Kill them anyway.

>>150220774 (OP)
No, pay Viv millions of fujo bucks and you might get a Barbie Wire spin-off though
No. Blitzo as a character doesn't work if you don't hate him to begin anyway. I can't picture hating a female version of him as much without serious changes to the story

>>150228077
Via would need to lock me in chastity cage, to make me feel safe around her mom.

>>150229805
Kinography at work.

>>150228149
Hot.

>>150230482
>>150231071
owl mommy...

>>150222128
>but momentary
Considering that she is a demon who has been alive for thousands of years, "momentary" can literally mean your entire life, so you can live a lifetime (and even more) with a very loving lover.

>>150228626
Haven't watched the show in a long time, is it real? Is this someone's diary? Whose is it?

>>150229679
Why are you capitalizing kill, it's a verb not a noun

>>150226227
>Implying it isn't Octavius having to tard wrangle Loono and Nona as they engage in sub-70 IQ antics.

>>150220774 (OP)
No, cause she'd still be a bitch who gets away with it cause was abused or some shit.

>>150231551
>you can live a lifetime (and even more) with a very loving lover.
except that once you die you will end up right back in hell, equally as immortal as her

>>150231790
It could go either way. Anona/Nona could have her retard moment(s) mainly when she's on a date with Loono.
Though Octavian is a intelligent bird he's still susceptible to friendship and friends often do retarded stuff together.

>>150231491
>You could bang Solas as she has shown some interest in you.
>Cucking Blitza/Blitzo could be funny
>but You don't want to bang your best friend's ex-wife, MStella/Astarion would likely feel betrayed.
>Still, Goetian woman are alluring.

>>150231840
The purges showed that ordinary sinners are slightly less "immortal" than demons, and especially aristocrats.

Thinking about Base of the Fire... Bee...
How can you possibly deal with an ungodly powerful BEEing that hates your mere existence?

>>150232176
pretty sure both of them can only be killed by angelic weaponry, the only difference between the two is that sinners have open season on them while goetias are not hunted

Art's finished, should be up tonight at 7.

>>150232604
is it HILTLHH art?

>>150232604
Sweet.

If think about it, with her physical strength (not counting magic) any demonic girl can turn anon's pelvis into bone meal, so before each intercourse you better pray to God to atone for your sins, anon.

New short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlThyclyHtw

>>150233723
>Moxxie
It's fucking nothing

>>150233723
>Moxxie
i've been waiting for this!!! :DDDD

>>150233723
>moxxie
into the trash it goes

>>150233723
>moxxie
GEM

>>150233723
>moxxie
COAL

>>150233723
>Moxxie
Cringe

i'm tired of all the moxxie hate on these fucking threads, man...

I'm happy with all the moxxie hate on these fucking threads, man!

moxxie is literally me...

I didn't realize the thread(s) had mixed opinions on Moxxie.

What if Apprentice Anon began referring to Sinner Anon as "Hothead"?
Surely he would get it?

>>150234216
I have no strong feelings one way or the other regarding Moxxie.

>>150234216
The peak of his character development was featured in Truth Bomb and then it has been consistently trashed ever since.

Just let the guy have a win.