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Previous >>105717190

>>105725106
>>105725123
>>105725142
Unless it's a technical call, I say almost nothing during meetings. It's easier because there's like 20 people on an average call so it's easy to blend in.

How illegal is it to take two low pay wfh jobs that overlap hours?

it's mid year so we're getting ready for performance evals
one of the criteria is how much ai usage we have
fucking kill me

>>105726432
good luck finding just one in the first place

>don't configure devices at new job for like a month
>take a few days this week to do JNCIE practice
>noticeably slower when timing myself
I'm never going to get that damned cert at this rate

>"Madogiwazoku" is a Japanese term literally meaning "the tribe that sits by the windows". It refers to employees in a company who are no longer needed but cannot be easily fired due to legal or social constraints in Japan. They are often given a desk by the window, symbolizing their limited or non-existent contribution to the company's work. This practice is a result of Japan's strong tradition of lifetime employment and strict labor laws, making it difficult to terminate employees.
sounds like heaven

I think I'm getting poached but its by a guy way smarter than me for a role way above my knowledge level

rate my setup (NEW AND IMPROVED)

It's OVER

>>105726592
GayI is a meme that can't handle even the easiest tickets. It's also about 16x slower than the average intern to achieve goals.

>>105726622
when's the last time you've used it? as long as the ticket points you to the part of the code it's really good

>>105726592
literally cheaper to pay pajeet in india to do the work for you than to pay for claude code. Will do a much better job, too.

>>105726640
About 2 months ago.
I routinely reevaluate it but it's genrally been stalled with regressions from time to time.in the past year or so.

>>105720993
that isn't the median

>>105726646
>cheaper
anon, using claude code costs me NOTHING, the company provides it. the company does not provide me with a 24/7 constantly available intern kek
>>105726660
2 months is ages ago retard. surely you can name an example where it shits the bed

>>105726696
It shits the bed on literally everything. Try not being a retaeded incompetent shitskin next time.

>>105726713
>on literally everything
like what

>work ~20:00-04:00 night shift
>mcdonalds
>earn a lot
>free meals
>horrible sleep
i hate being a wagie

my company is forcing me to go to a training event and wont even pay for a seat upgrade for extra leg room

>>105726756
>leg room
sure thing fatty mcFatFace

>>105726772
I'm 6'7"

>>105726782
im 6'4 and wear 3 inch lifts and i dont have any problems with leg space. Dont be a wussy

>>105726782
Stop bitching

>>105726806
>3 inch lifts
so your legs arent as long as mine. gotcha

>>105726819
>>105726756
>>105726782
You sound like such a little bitch lmfao

>>105726819
where do you think the lifts add length retard?

>>105726722
Anything. "Make the corners rounded on this react app" -> it breaks the onClick somehow and removes half the classes
"Change this parser to handle this extra case" -> gets stuck in a loop for 1 hour then crashes.
"API returns 500 with these args" -> keeps stubbijg shit out and calling it fixed

>>105726928
I don't know what kind of shitty knockoff you're using but literally even the tiniest models can handle stuff like this

>>105726940
the shitty knockoffs called gemini 2.5-pro and claude sonnet 3.7
Keep coping and aeething.

>>105726967
Look, you can cope and seethe all you want, just don't cry too much when your position gets cut because your colleague can basically 2x you in terms of implementation speed

>>105726996
>more tears
>still no argument
OK pajeet

I'm an independent contractor and earn about 2/3 what a top tier wagie (principal engineer) in FAGMAN earns in my region.

Is the stress of FAGMAN worth it for a 33% pay raise?

>>105726839
they dont add length to your femurs, retard

>>105727089
No

>>105724331

>>105726747
just learn to code bro

>>105727089
Maybe work there and go back to independent contracting if you don’t like it. Can you even get a FAGMAN job? I’m sure you’re a fucking super genius with the best resume ever like every single other poster on /g/ claims but they’re gutting high end jobs left and right. You may be better off where you are.

Anyone else working in a job basically by yourself because sensitive data so no jeets?

>>105727188
not that I know of. it's funny you say that. before I left my previous job, they had jeets accessing a lot of our sensitive data, including encrypted credit cards of customers and their personal data. I found that hilarious but the manager already told me that the company doesnt really care. Cheap labor is good labor.

>>105727137
>Can you even get a FAGMAN job?
Who knows, but I won't find out without trying.

I'm just kind of bored in my job and need a new challenge. Either FAGMAN or my own startup seem reasonable goals.

>>105726301 (OP)
What would you guys say is the better career, I.T or cybersecurity?

>>105726432
I think that's fraud. It's certainly a violation of your non-compete although how enforceable those are is debatable.

>>105727239
>what would you guys say is the better career, engineering or mechanical engineering

>>105727239
Cybersecurity is a complete meme dude. If you CAN get a cybersecurity/Infosec job hold onto it for dear life. It’s an open secret they don’t do anything at all and that’s why those jobs are disappearing. You may not get in at this point.

>>105727268
well? is it engineering or mechanical engineering?

>>105727268
>>105727296
I see. I.T it is then.

What cool things have you guys consoomed for your home/apartment with your tech salaries?
My new office is all Herman Miller Aerons and it's making me really want to buy the Eames... or at least a knockoff.

>>105725189
this is normal anon, it's the reason why I hate this fucking job
I'm trying my hardest to be appreciative of having a job in the first place but god damn I can't wait to start looking again after I use my PTO

>>105726681
The median is the point at which your CDF has the value of 1/2
The mean is the expected value of your PDF (i.e., the integral over the support of your PDF of x times your PDF, divided by the range of the support)
Assuming both are one-dimensional, because I don't want to think about otherwise

>>105727400
Correction: the point at which your PDF achieves its expected value

>>105727339
Europoor here and the biggest luxury I am affording myself atm is Mounjaro.

>>105727417
Double-correction: I was right the first time about the mean. The median I described is the argument of the actual median

>>105727436
>poor and fat
grim but at least soon you will only be poor

>>105727485
Best part about is that I no longer feel like in an oven in my shitty apartment in this summer heat.

>>105727497
You guys don't know heat, you're so far north. Last week it was 100 degrees during the day and 90 degrees at night (38 and 32 degrees in thirdie). Back when I lived in Texas, it was 95 degrees in February and 105-110 almost every day during the summer.

>>105727531
Was it at least dry heat like in Greece or SPANE?

>>105726592
You'll get fired and so will the guy who vouched for you to get the job. They're not going to accept aislop.

Huge tech layoffs are coming this year. You think last few years were bad? They were nothing compared to what's coming. We'll see some companies cut 25-50% of their developers. Market's about to be flooded with 200k+ tech workers. Amazon alone is going to layoff another 30,000
Screencap this

>>105726432
Perfectly legal unless one is for the government or they're in the same industry/are competitors. In that case, DO NOT DO IT, not worth the legal risk.

t. have two remote jobs

>>105727585
>They're not going to accept aislop.
What if they're encouraging it

>>105727601
Unironically 2 more weeks

https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/1llk88c/hiring_manager_only_approving_female_candidates/

go back

found on r9k nigger

>>105727639
Women have it too fucking easy these days and anyone who criticizes that is called names and derided.

FUCK YEAH FRIDAY NIGHT!
time to... yeah...
do literally nothing again...

>>105727772
I got drunk alone while watching anime again

>>105727214
Heres a secret as an ex Fagman, the jobs at these places aren’t stimulating from a technical perspective. Its a maintenance mode and political job. The most CS you do is for the interview. Everything actually challenging was built 20-30 years ago at these places. Also most of your coworkers suck and are good at interviewing. If you have not ever practiced for interviews at FAGMAN you are also going to get nuked. Its a test of preparation.

signed my offer letter today. musk company. 200k TC. then, saw a dying animal in the middle of the road. is this a bad omen?

>>105727910
>Its a maintenance mode and political job.
The worst part is in the rare situations when it's not, like when you're building a new product or a big new feature that requires lots of new code... it's fucking awful. Today, I saw the most absolutely pajeet-tier over engineered code and it was less than a month old... wtf man

employer finna sponsoring me for a TS clearance and paying for cybersecurity training
we are so back

>>105727963
musk's bitch

>new job really is 90% maintaining a helm chart
>rest is meetings and replying to support tickets
Bros I may have fucked up

At least pays six figs and wfh

>>105728054

tell them during your polygraph that you post to 4chan. they'll get a kick out of it

>Be me
>Take a ticket to fix an issue with a service
>Ask my teamates
>Either no one knows or wants to take it
>Ask TL, same doesn't know, doesn't wants to take it, tells me to escalate with owner.
>Escalate with owner.
>Learn workaround /TS from him and solve issue.
>Time later, same issue appears in other servers but manage to fix it.
>Today, a similar issue appears but this time can't fix it.
>Escalate with owner
>Owner tells my team lead I'm retarded and we shouldn't escalate with him because he is the general manager of the Infrastructure team.
>Team Lead gives a good earful, raising his tone and asking what is it that I can't understand and how I should go with him even though he previously told me to escalate with the service owner.
>Try to explain him, but looks like he doesn't understand.
>"Next time, time escalate with me first"
>No one talks to me the rest of the shift.
Welp, I guess I will be getting fired very soon. This is the kind of shit that makes me question my career choice.

Ngl I already gave myself I'm going to deadass quit in september no matter what.

>manager made a joke
>I didn't get it at all and misinterpreted it and thought he was saying our system had a bug
>somehow thought he was asking me to fix the bug
>spend a few hours looking around the codebase, no clue wtf he's talking about
>give up and ask him what he meant with his statement and where the bug was
>he looks at me like I'm retarded
>"anon I was just making a joke"
Am I autistic?

>got new job at huge company
>some cool projects but the company internally is a shit show because of a merger but at least I'm mostly remote
>single help desk admin seems like he's doing everything for everyone
>could tell he's burnt out
>3 months later, hear he's resigned
>get an invite to a meeting called "handover meeting" meaning this coming Monday that means for some reason I am being given at least some of his tasks even though I'm new and have projects that require me to travel and I don't want to be helpdesk and get burnt out like him
>quasi boss calls me asking if I want to move to a city and be on site support today
>tell him I don't want that guys job
Do I just quit? How can this be happening? We have a huge company but for some reason I'm getting this shit off boarded to me?

>>105728404
It has happened to all of us. Somebody has to do the work and the comfy remote shit doesn’t last forever. Eventually they start asking you to show up in person and be a whipping boy and sucks. Start looking for new positions but try and hold on to your current job. Make it clear to your manager the work needs to be spread across everyone on the team and that you took this job explicitly because it was remote.

Every day my boss eats an entire 450g block of cheese.

We're an open plan office. I can see his desk from mine. AT 10 AM sharp every day he takes a block of cheese from his bag, still sealed in the wrapper, cuts it open with a pocket knife, and just starts taking pieces off with his fingers and munching on them like a fucking crab. By 6 PM he's shaking the last pieces out of the package. He doesn't even refrigerate it, he certainly doesn't even remove extra packaging and just reaches further into the plastic wrap, and there hasn't been a single day since I started working there that he hasn't done this.

Why is this allowed?

I always had an idea in the back of my mind to transmit data through audio cables. Like get two m/m audio extension cables, plug one end of one cable into the speaker port for one PC and the mic port for the other, then do the opposite with the other cable, then you can output sound directly from one PC to into another, and with some modulation you can send data.
I wonder if there's a potential $1b business in this.

>>105726806
>im 6'4 and wear 3 inch lifts
holy based

>>105728502
>techbros invent the modem, but bad

well at least it's better than techbros and trains, but bad.

>>105728499
He just needs that calcium man. Maybe he's a skeleton in disguise

>>105728527
Trains are literally the worst possible form of transport though.
With Audio, you have an infinitely high Entropy. Just by changing the volume alone you have a theoretically infinite number of volume levels that could represent infinitely long series of bits. Literally all you have to do is change the volume of some white noise and pre-arrange what the different volume levels mean through an NFT specifying the cryptographic key and have transfer rates higher than previously humanly thought possible.

>>105728502
https://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/radio-frequency-analysis-design/radio-frequency-modulation/the-many-types-of-rf-modulation-radio-frequency/
Apply that same concept to the sound specturm or whatever its called.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcgf77T71QM&ab_channel=GeorgiGerganov
Nevermind already exists. Would be cool it interweave it through music without anyone but the listener picking it up. But then you have encryption to worry about or possible EW. Interesting Idea since EW works against RF/Radar but it might not work against Audio.

>>105728527
Shut the fuck up retard. Don't you have a ship to fix when your not here or are you the NEET?

>>105728464
Damn that sucks. Crazy that companies run this way. And it's super rich company why can't they hire a helpdesk admin in this flooded market?

>>105728600
>Why don’t they spend more on labor
Why can’t you just do more work?

>>105728581
It's a long weekend bby.

>Apply that same concept to the sound specturm or whatever its called.
Yes. It's called a modem. People younger than you used them to connect to the internet. Before that, they would send small packages of data only.

Unironically,
>transmit data through audio
LITERALLY my job, and people make fun of my job because it is obsolete in the face of the internet. Because the internet already works on this concept. You certainly have a $1b idea here -- if you were born just after World War II.

>Nevermind already exists.
Even for zoomers, it's already appeared in consoomer media
https://github.com/shilrobot/bangaio

>Would be cool it interweave it through music without anyone but the listener picking it up.
1- for what use case
a. why do you think EW considerations don't apply to mechanical wave perceptible audio
i) this already happens and people have drawn images with sound visualizers by interleaving audio at such a rate that listeners don't hear the difference but spectrum analyzer visualizrs can show it

>>105728527
>>105728667
Why are you being a crab? Anon has a potential trillion dollar idea. This has never been done before.

>>105727974
It was such a disappointment when I finally to FAGMAN after like 5 years of studying and saw how bad it is.

>>105728600
>Damn that sucks. Crazy that companies run this way. And it's super rich company why can't they hire a helpdesk admin in this flooded market?
Are you like, just out of college or something?

>>105728077
Careful. Granted I was making like $600k with appreciation but it was a joke job and I ended up getting laid off and the grind to get my skills back after 2 years or nonsense work is real.

>>105728581
>>105728502
Don't be discouraged by retarded NEETs who have never built a product before. I've never heard of anything that does this yet. You're onto something here.

>>105728581
>EW
It should be unhackable because you have to have an actual person listen to it right? You'd need something like Neuralink to intercept the data.

>>105728581
do u have a discord
whos building this with us?

>>105728581
>>105728502
How do you propose transmitting the audio? Does it have to use .FLAC?

>>105728720
>discouraged by retarded NEETs
It's almost always the exact opposite though.
>erm i don't have time for this tranny tinkering because i have a job (at mcdonald's)

>>105728667
>/twg/ is about to birth the next elon musk and some furfag crab is trying to stop him

>>105728769
Sorry you have to waste your time LARPing like this but most of us with real TC only got there by innovating around the clock

>>105728740
>>105728720
>>105728754
That is a question for the future will there be EW counter measures. For sure the main thing you need to do first is make it encrypted. If its anything like networking protocols all unencrypted protocols are no longer valid.

Alot of the RF principles apply so hitting the books or atleast buying equipment to fuck with would be the first move. Programming would be more CS grad main stay.

Honestly the anon that brought this up is on to something. I wonder if the navy does this with sonar like ocean version of Skyking threads in /pol/.

Computers just use bits right? It's 1 or 0. What if the 1 or 0 corresponded to a switch being on or off... But we also turn that switch using a laser beaming at a light sensor. Literally speed of light transmissions. And as cheap as a laser pointer and a solar panel. Is there some reason this wouldn't work or did I just stumble on a trillion dollar idea?

What do you guys do with all your PTO? Use it all at once (or a lot at once)? Spread it out for do nothing days?
Do you travel? What do you do when you take time off?

>>105728798
Is this bait? Fiber optics?

>>105728791
>I wonder if the navy does this with sonar like ocean version of Skyking threads in /pol/.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_acoustic_communication

every day i am worried that ignorant techbros want to keep us perpetually trapped in a cold war era level of technology because they are not only not aware that anything further exists but are scared of anything more because they do not even understand the 60s shit and think the WWII innovations are cutting-edge today

>>105728798

>>105728762
Basically you can either fire and forget like UDP protocol or you can .FLAC it like TCP. However TCP is a hand shake protocol so both sides would have to communicate.

This however would likely be used for military or civilian security operations as a one way send. So you would interweave it in music UDP style and fill in the dots for missing info. If you want more detailed data to go through you would have a TCP format for the hand shake but would require 2 way communication. All similar concepts to RF but I am not in that industry so my info is very basic.

>>105728798
We use both light, lasers and IR for fiber optic.

I bought a 4k OLED for $1,200.
90% of my use is productivity.
We'll see how bad I get fucked by burn in.

>>105728791
>will there be EW counter measures.

>>105728835
Its not as bad as it was 10 years ago. Besides if its for productivity like your computer then you will get your value out of it in 5 years or less.

>>105728831
What if we made a laser shoot out normal light instead? Wouldn't it be cheaper?

>>105728835
Burn is a myth I take zero precautions and it hasn’t happened

>>105728831
>So you would interweave it in music UDP style
Techbros knew that they could not change the fundamental aspects of data transmission. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they introduced noise and blamed packet loss.

I guess I can't even be mad. Were I to start a cult, it'd have been one that revels in and brings the noise

>>105728824
What does that have to do with the post you responded to?

>>105728804
When I was still in, I lost a a lot of leave days by simply not taking them. Turns out when everyone is a retard and taking a day off means getting blamed for every fire that broke out while you were gone is not conducive to taking leave in confidence and good faith.

>>105728798
Why use lasers? You could use a wire and just turn the electricity on or off to do the same thing.

>>105728859
Yes but military applications on the field of battle would make that way to fucking obvious and harder to point. With RF you get semi directional data sent to an object but everyone can pick it up. With laser, light or IR everyone can see. With RF you can EW.

With sound you are much more limited on range but for sounds that are hard to determine like infrasound you could send the data with no one noticing its being sent. You would still have to worry about encryption. With directional sound you could make it alot harder to capture this data but if your trying to send a drone swarm then it would be a pain in the ass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrasound
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directional_sound
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audio_frequency

All of this tech already exists and but its wide application to a market that might want it does not.

>>105728939
Wouldn't it be slow if you can only transmit one bit at a time though? You'd need a lot of wires to get an acceptable speed.

>>105728961
I tried to write a troll post but your own is too stupid yet too believably a techbro thinking he's stumbled on something new. There isn't a reasonable way to approach your post because of how unreasonable it is -- these technologies DO already exist, ARE the foundation of modern communications, and yet your understanding of the field is so woefully out of date and utterly boneheaded that you are less technologically equipped to say anything useful than a medieval battle march drummer

>>105728693
Was it worth it for the name on your resume and career boost?

>>105728850
Joking but I have a concern that Infrasound or standard audio and visible light spectrum will be EW so you could block out actual spectrums or color and frequencies of sound.

>>105728999
Yes dumbass I know we already have this tech in the space but it is not filling a niche it could. That is the key factor here. No one has really tried to apply this to the battlefield in any meaningful way. The sooner you dismiss an idea the dumber you look. Go get a job fixing vending machines and pinball machines like you dream of already.

We all know the military did it first but it is up to tech bros to sell it to retards like you.

>>105729027
>it is not filling a niche it could.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modem

im being radicalized

>>105729034
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modem
over a copper cable dumbass. Not over actual audio of which like i stated you could use directional sound. You would just be applying the same concepts of modulation over the audio spectrum.

>>105729050
>Not over actual audio
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lC6H2wuQoTs

im already radicalized

i love being radicalized

>>105729046
>>105729083
elaborate

>>105729082
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lC6H2wuQoTs
That is still the radio spectrum. You know literally nothing because you are a retarded furry.

The first post I made already showed it working on the Audio spectrum. Learn actual stuff related to the concepts we talk about here and you might actual get a real job instead of working at geek squad for the rest of your life retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcgf77T71QM&ab_channel=GeorgiGerganov

Is this dude trolling? He doesn't even know the difference between radio and audio lol

>>105728999
You are a retarded nigger and I revel in your failure. Stay poor furfaggot.

>>105729082
>>105729034
>Missing the point
>Not actually contributing the conversation
>Being this retarded
>Pretending to be better than hecking techbros he is jealous of

>>105729034
What the fuck does that have to do with audio? That only works with copper. Not audio, not even radio. Anon has a good idea, there is not a device in existence that uses audio to transmit data... YET.

>>105727531
>Back when I lived in Texas
I'm Floridian.

We're going to get so rich off this bros audio has never been used to transmit data before

>>105727898
sounds comfy as fuck
I don't drink anymore but wish I was right there with you anon

>>105728999
audio isn't used to transmit data
this is a legitimately novel concept
youre retarded

>>105729010
nta but yes. Well, it was, with all the layoffs they're doing now idk if it's still the same. But for a while it was.
Also, my parents were proud of me (I was working lame government jobs till my mid 30s). They still don't like me, but they're a bit more proud of me

>>105729147
Most of these concepts already exist. The application and the method of transmission through the audio spectrum has to be figured out. Encryption or bust honestly. They are already using fiber optic drones why not make it audio through infrasound or some directional sound method. So long as its secure transmission you can effectively have control over data transmission. All of this is theory for how it will work but it has to be tested.

>>105729130
He's a retarded furnigger and doesnt know anything about high tech communications. He thinks whatever he touched in the (((military))) is actually relevant to the real world, lmao

>>105728140
fuck that, bring it up with HR, get that faggot fired

>>105729170
Audio is completely secure as-is, why do you even need EW? Sub audible tones can be broadcast worldwide and no one would even know.

>>105728393
doesn't matter, make him realize it was his fault, you did literally nothing wrong

>>105729170
This, you can infinitely interlace audio with no degredation in quality. All you need is a speaker to have literally instant high quality secure transmission of data. This has never been done before.

>>105729181
He was a help desk nigger in the military then or some retarded electrician. I learned these basic concepts in the military to include logic gates, circuit boards, and basic EE related concepts before I even learned my job for networking.

>>105729191
EW would be for blocking concepts. Encryption would be for the modulation portion since whoever else might have the means to pick up this data could determine what it is.

>>105728999

>>105729199
Now I am learning thanks anon. Feed me some info on this audio spectrum.

RETIRE BEFORE YOU'RE 50 OR ELSE YOU WASTED YOUR LIFE

>>105729139
You don't need a device, your laptop already has speakers and a headphone jack. You just need software to produce to produce the audio modulated with the data, and then play it out the speakers. If you wanted to do the original idea of two cables, PC to PC, then you would need a real sound card though with audio out and audio in jacks.

>>105729202
Remember to credit /g/ when you become the next Elon Musk, anon. No one has ever used audio to transmit data before. We could talk with mars using this.

>>105728569
>Trains are literally the worst possible form of transport though
is this bait?

>>105729220
>Furry cannot legally be around trains within 10 miles of any train station for reasons

>using audio to encode and transmit data
NEVA BEEN DUN BEFO

some of these "benefits" companies offer
>$500 for every 5 years of service!
wooooowwww

>>105728569
you are schizophrenic

>>105728707
>quoting the entire post
are you?

>>105729215
Sound attenuates in air, so it might limit the range. What if we converted the sound to an electrical signal using a microphone right next to the speaker and then transmitted that over a copper wire to the destination? Then to convert it back, it that electrical signal goes to a speaker to be picked up by the recipient's mic.

>>105729259
that's an insane idea it would never work

>>105729238
Shut up you retarded furfaggot.

>>105729239
>are you?

>>105729259

>>105729259
>Sound attenuates in air,
Where did you get that idea from?

>>105729259
we could actually convert the sound into a series of bits, and even bytes, and then package them up and send them over the internet, and on the other side someone could play those bits and bytes to produce audio and then decode that to get the data

>>105729259
Kek anon from the deepest of my heart please keep that creative energy its great.

imagine if anons crazy sound data idea comes true and you can just control computers by making noises with your body into a telephone KEK KWAB

cmon guys, it's friday night!
there's no need to be fighting right now

Seismic generators/readers will be the new fiber optic network.

>>105729289
nah yeah you're right, a distant sound is exactly as loud as if it were right next to my ear

>>105729292
Wouldn't you need some kind of device to do that? Like if it had to take sound, it'd have to demodulate all that noise that into bits and bytes. And you'd need some sort of black box to modulate sound into pure on/off electricity siglans at the other end too. Maybe even do both at once so you can have proper two way communication like we have now. Is that even possible?

>>105729259
Nigger are you stupid? Why would you use electricity for this? We're using audio from speakers. No electricity required, no fancy electricals for signals. Pure audio.

>>105729219
I would but poor networking nigger. I really need to learn EE and programming. Clearly my creative talents is wasted on gooning, anime and drinking to much.

>>105729303
>implying they're not
Just use AI to boost the audio.

>>105729337
the only troll here is the retarded furfaggot saying you cant use audio to transmit data

>>105729340
E = MC^2 + AI

>anon is making the boomerphone noise meme real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
Imagine having to listen to this every time you want to connect to 4chan...

>>105729337
Furfag does not know what the electromagnetic spectrum is.

>>105729361
That would be good though. Imagine if instead of talking to a retarded jeet on the phone, you could pick from a menu of what you need. If you push a button on your phone, it just makes a noise and the computer at the other end understands that noise and selects the item from the menu you want.

congrats to the one fag whose shitty post derailed this thread

>>105729378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tHyZdtXULw&ab_channel=The8-BitGuy

>>105729337
they need to start killing furfags fr irl no cap
ohio ahh niglets cant even understand the difference between audio and electricals :skull:

>>105729399
How do I install this on my Flipper Zero? I'll also need an audio hat for it, where can I buy that?

Imagine farting the right signal and the drone swarm in the area kills you with a anti-tank mine.

>>105729399
That's over copper wire. Not audio. Try again retard.

>>105729399
Shut the fuck up furfaggot.

Its been almost a year of me sitting on here. How come we have to deal with a furfag who doesn't know shit, has no job in the industry and larps like he is one of us. I bet he shits up the unemployed general with useless info too.

>>105729449
I don't know man. This is a disaster. We have anons coming here with trillion dollar ideas and furfag niggers do nothing but tear everyone down. We're literally being genocided and these jeets are preventing true innovation because if the truth got out they wouldn't have a job anymore.

What if we just transmitted the bits and bytes directly over sound ?

>>105729473
Same we have a decent idea with mature tech BEGGING to be utilized in a way that either the government can use or the civilian market. I wish i understood the sound spectrum more but alot of the concepts apply from the electronic spectrum.
Too all of the other anons throwing shit against the wall including the first poster to propose this idea and the second to set the groundworks thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWQRhoIbdIo&ab_channel=bigtb1717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi3WBwR8yeo

>>105729486
You probably can anon but it still needs to be encrypted. Send that in a sesimic generator and golden

>>105729486
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You have to encode it into music.

what if instead of bits and bytes we encoded the data into specific individual sounds

then you could even make them using any tools you have around the house, though purpose made ones might be better, but also skilled oper8ors could just make them with their body alone

What if instead of sound we used special membranes driven by an electromagnet to create microscopic air currents pushed in a specific a direction to be picked up by a similar membrane on a very sensitive distance sensor downrange?

>this thread rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1gB_aoVJQY

>>105729515
>making data sounds with your body alone
Now that's just nonsense.

>>105729491
>zoomer techbro is too stupid to understand a modem and has resorted to literally just yelling across the street

>>105729542
Me jizzing

>>105729532
That is just directional sound and yes you could do that Audio loss over a certain distance would be a problem and it would be low frequency. HMMMM what if this was a way to communicate data from high altitude drones. A directional audio device points it in the air to craft then it sends it down to all of the receivers on the ground for more spread out communications even if its only one way.

>>105729561
Cannot cut an audio wire :D

>>105729561
This has EW and encryption. Not just yelling. Government and Police and even Civilian can use this technology to communicate across far distances using the entire audio spectrum. Not just what you can hear. Subtones.

>>105729570
You have to be below the age of 6 to even have a chance of hearing subtones and seeing shadow people/Ghosts with fidelity.

>>105729570
>Subtones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuous_Tone-Coded_Squelch_System

>>105729577
>Ghosts
https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Summoning_Program

>>105729566
>Cannot cut an audio wire :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drummer_(military)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_drums

again you would have had a billion dollar idea *checks watch* a few thousand years ago

>>105729601
Drums aren't audio. We are going to use speakers and directional microphones. ACTUAL technology not your nigger leaf boat shit.

>>105729601
Yes anon future militaries will be using drummers to beat this new tech. Thank you for making me aware that I should give up entirely.

>>105729581
>CTCSS tone codes are sometimes referred to as sub-channels, but this is a misnomer because no additional radio channels are created. All users with different CTCSS tones on the same channel are still transmitting on the identical radio frequency, and their transmissions interfere with each other; however; the interference is masked under most conditions. Although it provides some protection against interference, CTCSS does not offer any security against interception or jamming, and receivers without CTCSS enabled will still hear all traffic.

>radio channels
fucking retard.

>>105729632
jokes aside submarines still have "underwater telephone" which is basically "scream into the water in a certain direction for another sub to listen to" and it can be used to transmit data. military subs don't do it (because screaming into the water is a good way to eat a torpedo) but civilian submarines still use it at depths or in contexts where an umbilical is impractical

>>105729581
>Radio
>Still not AUDIO
Retarded gay faggot

>>105729581
>u-uh look heres yet another radio thing!!
Radio is dead. Radio cannot transmit Audio, let alone actual data at all.

https://www.electronicshub.org/audio-frequency-spectrum/

>>105729659
Yeah basically apply the same concepts to the audio spectrum as stated before. Luckly we do have other mediums of travel such as soil, rock and other funky shit the higher altitude you go.

>>105729659
>t. jackal kissing hoe

>>105729687
Incredibly based. Don't let these jeet furfags get you down. If we can get to an minimum MVP product stage we will be rolling in that VC dough.

>>105729687
Could we just use a very long piece of SWR? Maybe some kind of concave 3d printed metal diaphragm at either end too to amplify the signal.

>>105729724
Where do you get all this classified info?

I asked chatgpt about all this and he said it's a good idea but he doesn't have more information for me. I guess even (((they))) haven't put much research into transmitting data via audio. We are through the looking glass here, people. A new age might be upon us if we pull this off.

>>105729770
Oh no someone hacked the Wireless(audio) system now its playing farts everytime you get data

We would also live in funnier times lads

This thread is crazy.
I think it is one person using advanced markov chain bot.

If only I wasn't old enough to know about blue box hacking.

>>105726416
I get bonuses for joining meetings and spreading common sense like Khaby Lame.

>>105729746
Yes to retransmit the data you would need something similar. In networking you would use a signal booster if the data cannot reach a certain point. It is dumb so it does not retain any data if you are cheap you use a media converter to do the same.

This metal diaphram might have to be tuned to the audios tone/tune or whatever the proper term is to retransmit it. If an attacker uses the same tone it can make it ineffective. But it would build nodes essentially in a network. If it stores and forwards it then it would suseptiable to hacking attempts but it would determine if its the right data coming in from the right person. Surely there is a way to build this network with previous concepts found in both RF and Networking.

>>105729859
None of this is bots you are schizophrenic. The whole concept of computers is a fad and your life leading up to this point was a lie.

What job do you even have and what MOS did you have in the military?

>>105729877
>What job do you even have and what MOS did you have in the military?
We're completely 2 different posters.
2 different posting styles and times.


I don't even know what my role is anymore desu. I do "security hardening" mostly. C'est la Vie.

>>105726301 (OP)
Hey bitches, guess who just got hired after six months of unemployment.
I came here to demand your applauses.

>>105729998
God bless anon

What the fuck happened in this thread, and why does it sound like someone who's never done any audio engineering wants to recreate radio in a medium nearly a million times slower with worse noise characteristics?

just put the noise in the tube little bro

>>105730049
They never heard of phreaking because they're zoomers and people from the particular part of the world that didn't have analog phones.

>>105730011
Thanks anon. Also PSA: don't look for work at a big4 firm. They are absolute shit. My last job was at EY specifically. I quit because I couldn't stand my boss, and everyone from managers to above are the most insufferable pieces of shit on the planet. These six months were really hard, and even on my most desperate day there was not a single instant in which I regretted quitting that shithole. They even called me some time ago to try to rehire me and I still chose unemployment and told them to go fuck themselves.
For every manager (or above) from a big 4 reading this: go get raped in the rectum till you bleed out from it.

>>105730160
Managers suck at every level and every company. I’ve had one decent manager in my whole career. Those Gen X / Boomer assholes absolutely refuse to just let you work and give you assignments they have to turn your job into a humiliation ritual. Its infuriating but it’s how it is literally everywhere now.

>>105730049
let him cook

>>105730186
>Those Gen X / Boomer assholes absolutely refuse to just let you work and give you assignments they have to turn your job into a humiliation ritual
It's so true
The more senior you get, the more performative things become

I am worried about my employment verification. I had many on campus jobs and I don't know if they'd be able to verify all.

>>105730160
i worked at EY and it was the most boring ass work ever and i got paid like shit, but at least it was easy

wanna know a cheat code
say hell yeah to whatever other people say

>just one more week until 4 weeks of paid summer vacation

my boss uses chatgpt for his decision making
dear lord

>>105731288
Give me your bank account login details

>>105731437
GPT can be a good sounding board thoughever

>>105731410
what will you be doing?

Tree is the bedrock of entire computer programming. If you can't solve an LC that involves tree manipulation, YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS. As simple as that. Take it or leave it.

t. interviewer

>>105726576
It is very shamefullu to them. In the US we all want do nothing welfare jobs. The best companies are the ones with access to either the federal reserve window ie banks or directly federally funded co tractors. Or at least cryptogovernment corperations like google.

>>105731444
Trips denotes a legal obligation. >>105731288 must deliver.

don't know what to do with myself
i will be waiting the day out i guess

>>105731529
have sex

>>105727214
there are no challenges at fagman. Only retards still work there.

>>105727531
wow just like in montreal, canada every summer

>>105728393
no, you are retarded

>>105731665
Drop your bank details so I can pay ur mum to suck my dick

>>105729010
not him but it sidn't do anything for me. Even wondering if it's harming me. One time I was asked if my m$ time was fulltime or internship. It was 1 year and clearly stated fulltime with a role that can only exist as fte.

>whole team had to attend a 30 min call to talk about cybersecurity that basicalled boiled down to "if someone sends you a mail claiming to be the prince of zamunda and wants you to be his heir don't open it"

I'm an idiot, there is no other way to put it.
I started working here almost 6 years ago. Had no degree and no experience so getting hired was a big achievement for me. Place had a shitty codebase and everyone wrote pajeet tier code, but I needed the job. Never worked with a really competent developer, so I was unaware of my own skill level. I kept improving, got a couple of raises and the thing stagnated.
I've learnt next to nothing in the past 3 years and now I'm just like them. I do the bare minimum, I don't try anymore, and I have zero will to do any coding or learn anything on my free time.
I know I have to get out of here, specially because I want more money, but the willpower I need in order to start putting some hours and learning new shit simply isn't there anymore. When I'm done I'd rather do anything but coding.

>>105731905
Phishing can unironically get pretty sophisticated nowadays

>>105731934
you would never get an interview anyway because no degree.

>>105731958
I've had many interviews before, nobody asked about a degree.
This filtered me hard when I was trying to get my first job but at least in my country nobody gives a shit about having a degree if you have experience.

>>105731949
2 years ago google didn't mark fields correctly in the name of muh aearhetic so a common phishing attempt was someone writing the ceo's name/email in subject and "subject" in name field (something like "quick question") with something almost believable like "I'm in a meeting right now, no access to comoany mail, what's your phone number again?". Google got slammed by many companies for this one so now they have proper formatting and it is obvious it's a scam even to the average hire.

>>105731977
Bad larp

>>105731977
Fellow no degree anon here. My first job was at a piece of shit startup that worked everyone to the bone for fuck all pay. The other jobs weren't too bad in comparison. I ain't got anything more to add, I'd just like to appreciate another no degree Chad.

>>105731983
It sounds like a larp because you're a loser. Nobody is hiring you because your resume is 6 pages long, your people skills are trash and you couldn't center a div if you didn't have Claude to do it for you.

>>105732021
Mask off after the larp is called. Classic.

>>105729302
fluid based information transfer is slower than light you god damned idiot

>>105731444
hell yeah

>started screaming last night on my sleep and freaked out my brother
It's official lads, I'm losing it.

>>105730049
I don't know what you're talking about, that's one of the better ideas /g/ has ever had.

>>105731288

>>105730049
Crab post

>>105732428
It's never been tried. We don't know that yet.

>>105730049
There will be EW protections don't worry.

>>105729220
Trains are for poor people.

Why do furniggers and jeets fear the Audio chad so much ?

>>105732428
Doesn't mean its not cool.

>>105732989
European trains are far more luxurious than american 1st class plane seats

>>105730049
We have to be joking what isn't lossless in data transmission. Its an entirely different spectrum of data transfer. We have other examples of directional audio existing in the market. Surely this tech has a benefit. The speed might not be as important as the data being transferred within the medium.

>>105733219
>We have other examples of directional audio existing in the market.
Transmitting data via audio has NEVER been done before.

>>105733235
Yes it has dumbass it

>>105733250
It's never been done that's all over copper wire or RF spectrums you retard.

Keep crying furniggers I'm sitting on a 1bn$ idea you can have infinite high speed mesh networks with just some dishes and speakers and just connect right to your computer through the audio port stay poor poorfags

>>105733267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcgf77T71QM&ab_channel=GeorgiGerganov
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_acoustic_communication

>>105733297
It's still not used in the consumer market stay poor nigger while I start the revolution in data transfer over sound even drones will use it

>>105733305
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Push-button_telephone#Touch-tone

>>105733305
Your not Audio chad he would be saying its not fully realized yet. BUT IT WILL BE.

EVERYTHING IMAGINED WILL BE REAL AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>>105733333

I'm supposed to be reading articles and learning new stuff for work to keep up, but instead I'm browsing 4chan and watching twitch all day. I'm a mess.

>>105733217
communist

>>105733361
Are you at least also reading about audio spectrums anon? If you help on this /g/ project you will make billions

I'll never be a woman...

>>105729259
What if we just pay some Indian to shout it over medium distances?

Kneel anons i have defeated your future tech and your drones are disabled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChcIrQz8-E&ab_channel=WBrentPrice

how to cope with being an actual retard
I somehow landed a helpdesk job but I don't know shit about computers or networking

like i have no idea why they picked me over anyone else, i guess I bs'd too hard on my resume and interview

all I rlly know is

>plug stuff in, unplug and replug if it don't work
>restart computer
>download new drivers
>unlock AD account

But beyond like the most basic troubleshooting, and even on basic troubleshooting, I struggle so hard. I feel like a net negative to my team, I have to ask so many questions despite being 3 months in, and it's stuff I feel like I should know, and idk. I want to be at a point where I can just do my job without relying too much on others and not be a fuckass idiot

how do i gitgud

>>105733390
omg same...
t. 7 year HRT boymoder
>>105733361
at least you're on /g/, you can mayb learn new stuff from browsing here :)

>>105733424
>omg same
I can't cope with this bullshit, I need to kms

>>105733415
>how do i gitgud
unironically: when you have a problem, try to look up/solve it yourself

>>105733436
>>105733424
>>105733390
>>>/lgbt/

>>105733436
no you should just set realistic goals
you cannot be a cat
you cannot be a woman

>>105733415
Read A+/ Net+ / Sec+ books it will give you a better understanding of IT than a bachelors degree in the field. Just read the books and get sec+ later.

https://www.amazon.com/CompTIA-Network-Certification-N10-008-Comptia/dp/1264269056

https://www.amazon.com/CompTIA-Certification-Eleventh-220-1101-220-1102

https://www.amazon.com/CompTIA-Security-Guide-SY0-601-Sixth/dp/B0C4BWP96H

>>105733452
>you cannot be a woman
And why live then? Being a woman isn't even rare, I just got unlucky.

>>105732856
when i was recovering from surgery my mom slept in the same room and she said every night i talk about work in my sleep

>>105733458
Pros and cons. Reality is heheheheeheheheheheehehehehehe
and thats the truth to life

>>105733436
Yeah I know what you mean
sometimes all of life, any hobby, happiness, chore, struggle, just...anything it all feels so pointless if I can't be a woman, like I'm just spinning my wheels in the mud, going nowhere.
But, even if I can't be a woman, suicide is fucking retarded and gay, so what else is there? I think for me, what is there is taking HRT, shaving my legs, and doing little things to make my body closer towards what I want, and even if it isn't perfect, it's closer than I was before and that makes me feel a little better. But it's hard and I get that, and sometimes you just gotta sleep or drink then sleep it off.

>>105733437
What about problems that are more of tribal knowledge or lack documentation online? Or are a specific way my company does stuff?

>>105733449
Yeaahh this convo might be better suited for /tttt/. Though baring a few wild threads (like the OP who cut her nuts off lol), it's all just generals and retarded nonsense.

>>105733457
I have Sec+, I did an online course in cybersecurity, because I fell for the meme. I do plan to study A+ and Net+ stuff though.

>Anon Anonymous,
>Hello Future Builder!
Wtf does that even mean? What happened to Dear Mr. Anonymous, or Hello Anon, ??

>>105733482
>suicide is fucking retarded
It really doesn't appear that way to me, I just can't figure out how to do it without making relatives sad unironically.

>>105733482
i just wish i could kill myself because being a tranny is way too painful
i have weekly panic attacks and time just seems to slip away from me, im getting memory loss and derealization issues because of all this stress
if i cant pass then i wish i could just disappear and never show my face again, even if im a boymoder it sucks to walk in the street and feel like people are staring at you and going "tranny!!" in their heads

>>105733498
replaced by "SUP ROCKSTAR" but "rockstar developer" became trite so hr rats have to make up new nonsense

>>105733501
Idk chief, if you're dead you're dead. Unless you're religious, that can't be better than living.

Back when I was much sadder, I used to think about suicide a lot. This one website was really good at keeping me grounded though and helping me get through it.

https://lostallhope.com/suicide/

>>105733534
I used to feel that way but I kind of grew out of it idk. i think having to wagecuck in manmode helped me not feel that way since I was too busy

>>105733534
>i have weekly panic attacks and time just seems to slip away from me, im getting memory loss and derealization issues because of all this stress
i do that too but without being a tranny

>>105733549
>if you're dead you're dead
Sounds ok, what to do with the relatives issue though

>>105733482
I always figured your diet was high in sugar, low in saturated fat and lacking veggies to be thinking this kind of shit.

>>105733558
Its because furries are just as mentally ill as trannies.

>>105733682
furfag shit is more positive in nature thoughbeit, the job market is just ultra wack

>>105733682
I just want to be a woman, is it too much to ask for :(

>>105733655
SHOOT the KIDS
HANG the FAMILY
FRAME them ALL

>>105733305
>transmit data to/from my drone using sound
>it can't be heard over the High Bypass Turbo Fans
somehow i dont think using audio to link with a type of vehicle notoroius for turning money directly into noise is a good idea

>>105733799
Just hit the mute mode on the fans and now its suddenly quiet.

I just had a thought. Magnets can be very powerful especially if you put electricity into them. What if we used magnets to accelerate projectiles for the military instead of black powder? Am I sitting on a 1bn$ idea?

>>105733799
you cpuld apply noiae suppression at the srone level which would give you decent deconvolution. With good parity codes you shouls be able to recover the data.

>>105733822
Railguns are cool though, unlike "sound data".

techbros be like
>i just found out about Tea this shit will blow your mind and improve your focus through the stimulants therein, who's building this industry with me??
WHYTE BOI WE ARE ALREADY OUT HERE SMOKING CRACK

>>105733839
Based. We already have noise canceling head phones for various uses. Clearly this can be applied to the machine. The pickup on the receiver and getting the power required to send out a strong enough sound wave would be a hurtle.

>>105733822
>>105733851
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lnPnyLdmHzo

>>105733839

>>105727601
and that flood is the jeet flood

Baking bread

New bread and now off to bed

>>105733994
>>105733994
>>105733994>>105733994>>105733994

>open website
>scroll down to the bottom for info there (you know the basic shit, about, site index, etc)
>page keeps infinitely loading new content so I can see the bottom but can never reach it
How many of you have done this?

>>105728569
stop doing drugs fucking retard stop shitting the thread up with your dumbass drugbrain ideas you aren't thinking of anything novel because you are... on drugs!

captcha: BASEDVN
vietnamese tranny

>>105726646
>Will do a much better job, too.
lmao