Thread 211852178

Leg Lengthening edition

King of Manlets : >>211818510

Good morning, sisters.
Absolutely goated edish, Brune.

Good morning /med/.

Hello medgroids. Big Dick Day has passed, I am now free to return to peace.

Good morning /med/. Today we'll have a pupils vs teachers footie day at the cagie since it's out last day with them. It will be fun owning them (even though I'll end up being the owned one very likely).

My room is a fucking oven, couldn't sleep until 2 or 3am, I blame jews, portuguese and catalans, in that specific order

>>211852178 (OP)
>French OP
>"I made today's /med/ OP and didn't add "+ frens" hon hon hon"
honest reaction

>>211853169
RUDE

>>211853907
>In the 1990s, Giorgia Meloni had a relationship with the politician Marcello De Angelis and then with his brother, Renato.
Slut.

>>211854027
so they both got to play with Meloni's melonis...

>Iranian ghosted me
>matched with a qt Pajeeta instead
the saga continues
she asked me how it's going, thinking about replying good morning back, that'll melt her heart

daily n'wah meme

>>211853112
>It will be fun owning them
based

>>211854104
It's ok, you'll have more Iranian qts moving into Germany to choose from soon.

>>211854104
the northern man's burden...
the quest for brown pussy continues...

morning everyone
today cagie, tomorrow extended holiday
can't wait
>>211854104
will you redeem?

>>211855175
>tomorrow extended holiday
I’ll have to suffer on Friday, it’s not fair.

BOM DIA med. what yall gonna do today? my friends want to go to some kind of beer festival thats happening in Porto

>>211854104
honorary med

>>211854104
>qt pajeet
Do not drop this ball.

Today's training
3x7 26 kgs (per hand) db split squats (+2 reps)
1x9 150 kgs (quads and depth focused) cable leg press
2x5 85, 87,5 kgs plate loaded unilateral leg press (focusing on depth, knee touching chin)
2x9 102,5 kgs rdl (+5 kgs, +1 rep)
3x7 45 kgs unilateral leg extensions (+1 rep)
3x12 90 kgs calves
3x12 90 kgs hip abductions (+10 kgs)
2 km roon

>>211855762
When are you going to try a conventional deadlift 1RM?

>>211855783
Fucker! One call you are in Germany!!!

>>211855801
Damn, the rise of the machines is here.
And they want us weak.

>>211855783
I suck at deadlifts. Somehow I start straightening my back out too early which fucks it up in the long term. Maybe I could work on it by doing paused deadlifts fr fr.
>When
Not for a while that's for sure.

>>211855676
don't you have like some extra days you can use?
>>211855715
>tummy

>>211855856
Thing is, you very rarely do conventional deadlifts, so you can't really know.

>>211855856
Also, what do you mean by straightening your back? Do you mean that you do it like pic related or that you start the deadlift with a curved back?

>>211856027
>you very rarely do conventional deadlifts
Because I suck at them ong.
>what do you mean by straightening your back?
I start like your picrel. I fuck up the part of the lift where my legs and spine should end up in a vertical position. ig I could also say it's the part of the ROM that comes after the bar already reaches your knees when pulling and you pull the bar further from there towards the hips.

Femcels do not exi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6IBVxkSzs

>>211856175
>Because I suck at them ong.
You won't stop sucking if you never do them.
Also, maybe you are doing that technique because you can move more weight that way, it isn't the case for most people but maybe you are in the minority and your deadlift naturally ends up that way.
I do squatmornings because that's the way I lift the most, even if for other people they aren't efficient and they look quite ugly.

>>211856509
>you are doing that technique because you can move more weight that way,
I know I always throw around the word 'autism", but the reason I do it that way is unironically coordination issue originating from my autism.
>squatmornings
What the actual fuck bruv. How does that not fuck up your back?

>>211856445
I'm impressed that she carried home 20 litres of cat litter with those twiggy arms of hers.

>>211856603
>I know I always throw around the word 'autism", but the reason I do it that way is unironically coordination issue originating from my autism.
Surely if you practice deadlifts you can improve at them, regardless of wether you are actually autistic or not.
>What the actual fuck bruv. How does that not fuck up your back?
I have a strong lower back, I posted it here surely you remember.

>>211856445
>Jewish
>Hungarian
>femcel
She's female Magyaranon.

>>211855908
I do, but the wagie life waits for no one (kill me).

>>211856651
It was obviously carried by her significant other.

>>211856724

>>211856724
>Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."

>>211855743
bro, I don't even touch the ball in the first place, I'm a walking ick
but idk, maybe I'll manage to land a date at least, we'll see

Shit, because of watching some videos from >>211856445 now youtube is recommending videos by attractive women complaining about being lonely.

>>211857049
>got his recommendations fucked by Magyanon award

>>211856445
>"tee-hee look at me simps.. I'm so lonely and autistic, give me attention :)"
yeah, right

>>211856804
such silly little creatures

>>211856673
>regardless of wether you are actually autistic or not.
Are you implying I'm not autistic?
*clenches fist*
>I have a strong lower back
I was busy miring your lats so I have no idea how muscular your lower back is desu.

>>211856896
>I'm a walking ick
Had no idea you can just go on dates with girls and later call yourself a walking 'ick.
Other posters here don't even go on dates to begin with. Use your aryan rizz and brown girls will lust over you or something.

>>211857076
Believe it or not, I was not the one who posted the vid that fucked his front page. Unbelievable I know.

>>211857593
It's either you or Momo.

>>211857626
It was Greekanon this time bruv >>211856445
>Momo.
You should feel honored when wario porn appears on your feed.

>Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has threatened the United States with "irreparable damage" in the event of military intervention, in a message broadcast by news agencies.
Pathetic

>>211858359
Could have said the n word o algo

Feeling so bloated from food, later I will only eat a slice of bread with tahini on top and some yogurt.
Getting bigger sure is difficult.

>>211857567
>such silly little creatures
In this respect, they are more similar to us than different.

>>211858536
I have to live it I guess.

This is not good weather for woolking. Can't stand much of it before I feel dizzy and nauseous.
>>211858588
What is that unidentifiable purple substance?

>>211858652
It looks like a cutlet to me.

>>211858652
just a beef steak

>>211858717
>>211858742
I thought it was something to do with blackberries because of the purple colour.

>>211858588
grim

>>211858588
>>211858652
>What is that unidentifiable purple substance?
white balance error

>>211858896
>he defeated the grim filter

>>211856445
I can se…save her.

>>211858652
Yesterday did some gourmetslop.
>breaded (with garlic and herbs) meatballs fried in butter
>penne al dente
>mushroom sauce with cream, fresh mushrooms, leek, onion, linguiça herbs and spices, prepared in the butter after reserving the meatballs
>some greens
It was deliciously fattening.

>>211858896
>defeat grim filter
>still grim
Grim.

Linguiça is this by the way, thin spicy chouriça.

>>211859300
Mouth watering image.

>>211859335
Please compare the previous picture and this one and compare each level of mouth watering in relation to each other, ranking them.

>>211859432
This does nothing for me since women are not spicy but even if they were, they are not edible.

>>211859520
>women are not edible

>>211859550
Decisive Tang victory

>>211859576
Everything is possible when you’re behind a city wall and the reincarnation of Jesus/budda is leading you.

>>211859520
>they are not edible
not with that attitude
>>211859576
kek

>>211859652
Booma!
>>>/s/22212394

>>211858588
Grim.
Needs more protein.

>>211859603
wrong war, 1000 years too early for Jesus Chang

>>211859300
i need some

>>211859432
i NEED some

holy fuck Braga is so fucking warm

>>211859749
that is a very nice brapper
also I hate this retard "tiktok dance"

>>211859846
>implying at least 1 million out of the 30 dead weren’t eaten
Brunoid, please.

>>211858588
I'd eat this, but it would be better with some kind of sauce. Like a tomato and basil sauce for the pasta.

about to waste the entire day award

>>211859432
The thighs are too thick and the tits are too big, but the overall vibe is stunning (those black lips, mmm <3)

>>211859749
also for Gman >>>/s/22194553

>>211860483
She is beautiful, but really, too much hair.

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1750193217498253.jpg
funny how some ass seemed fused to the body and some just seems like they want to escape

>>211854263
Based Kahn. I scored one goal and almost sent a boy to the hospital after colliding.

Still, we had mercy on them and didn't score as much as we wanted. The difference between adults and kids is huge even if the kids are good, and it was even more noticeable because one of my colleagues was a professional futsal player and other 2 were very good as well.

>>211860607
Who is she.

>>211860607
>scared of posting the photo
BOY.

>>211860684
lmao

>>211860690
was just lazy to download it to post it again

Momo bait.

>>211860690
Nice one

>>211860850
Oh my... <3

>>211860997
wow, such original humor, i did not see that coming, women are truly born comedian

/med/?
more like /ded/

>>211862078
I'm too busy.

>coomer hours
I'm out!

>>211862113
me rowing in the back with the white shorts
>>211862131
understandable

Some coworkers are printing pics of Tom Selleck all over the office and setting it as wallpapers. I feel almost protective of Tom. They don't understand the link we have, they never will. I should be the one doing that.
>>211862113
I got an excuse, I'm wageing. It's all on you guys.

I think I just hit 200 g of brotein.
Farts are going to be deadly tomorrow lads.

>>211862657
You're compromised.

>>211860670
>almost sent a boy to the hospital after colliding.

good edish : >>211860688

>>211863201
Once a sexhaver always a sexhaver

>>211863601
Reverse the roles and some slavic nigga will answer : mmmmm

>>211862078
It's 4:45pm on a Wednesday afternoon, all the resident thread normies are driving home from work in their 2023 Honda Civic type Rs, hitting every green light along the way, amd briefly taking their eyes off the road to check their phones for the most recent message from their wives and/or girlfriends (it's a racy picture or an affirmation of deep love, sometimes both).

>>211863057
https://youtu.be/IpVUXr_jGkY?si=66cnFe36hmDap9ME

>>211863859
>briefly taking their eyes off the road to check their phones
To check some fat asses.

>>211864136
>To check some fat asses.
Stop ogling me.

>>211864276
I would never look at a dude, unless...

>>211863691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PFRzVIb05k

>>211863601
>>211863691
True, if only I wasn't too busy defending Iranian cyberspace from Israeli scum

>>211864351
I gave you the benefit of doubt and watched it in full.

>>211864550
>defending Iranian cyberspace from Israeli scum

Now that the dust has settled, why did frogs do this last year?

>>211864550
>defending Iranian cyberspace from Israeli scum
Israel is currently defending Iran thoughbeitever.

>>211864684
leftoids be like : achkually this sequence was not too long

>>211864717
Answer the question pierre.

>>211864684
Rituel d'humiliation

the pajeeta is qt, I think she wants to redeem me and I want to redeem her too
wish me luck bros

>>211862657
why are they doing that?

>>211864781
You can't fumble this

>>211864834
100% will, but at least for now it seems to be going good
stay tuned until I declare another L

>>211864594
Just as I was busy defending Ukraininan nation from Russian scum in 2022. On the same principle in September 1939 I would have defended Poland against German scum (and 17 days later, against Russian scum). Fuck [name_of_any_given_invading_country], always, with no exception

>>211864781
this thread is full of fakecels

Good day med am back from the cagie, new set of Pokémon Pocket cards announced

>>211865264
Beware, don't click on this link. >>211860850

>>211865264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW-GD-7zp-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiY9csjOemQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9BdwCGjhG0

Coffee time: )

>>211865306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XawbYBjhQTc
>>211865323
Bro I already watched all of them

>>211865402
Now you won't sleep this night

>>211865482
Click this.

>>211865498
Suck these

>>211865512
Sorry.

>>211865323
>these fucking links

>>211865580
Moselle watches vids like that whenever he can doe.

>>211865323
The internet was a mistake

>>211865402
Based

>>211865580
Lmao

>>211865580
Not this one. Move.

>>211865624
What's wrong with them ? They're funny

>>211865624
>Moselle watches vids like that whenever he can doe.
Not true, it is an elaborate, multi-year long prank.

>>211865713
Nice

Most useless bot award.

>>211865735
>Not true
Explain this >>211865713 then

>>211865839
>Explain this >>211865713 then
I would love to - and definitely could - explain that, but uh...I have to go alphabetise my M&Ms now, sorry.

>>211865905
Aren't they all Ms though?

Hi /med/.

>>211865402
Nice. Same here, but mine was in a pink cup (which literally a few moments ago became empty)

>>211866183
Henlo fren

>>211866226
>cup
Lol, mug*

>>211866183
Hello brother

Kurobaex doesn't work anymore. Im trying with Chance right now. It works great for now

>>211866406
Have you tried the trick, go to settings, then experimental, the custom user agent and paste Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.3; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0)
this allowed me to view webm and post.
Make sure to restart the application if it doesn't restart by itself.

why the fuck do they pick the ugliest oldest motherfuckers for drawing reference websites
I wanna draw sexy lean twinks like caravaggio and michelangelo did not stare at grandpa's flaccid cock

>>211866537
second sentence was a bit confusing fr
is this your fav song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmz3MGftTsM

>>211863944
kek

>>211866620
an image is worth a thousand words I suppose
and he's wearing a thong there
niggas tryna turn me straight
I prefer the boudin song bythethough

>>211866987
kekd
expected worse
still grim

>>211867076
I think I just figured out the problem
>r/sketchdaily database

>>211866987
You’re almost ready to accept the superiority of the female figure.

>>211867198
You have to draw the Reddit alien now

>>211867201
idk about that one

Forgot to say but I took next monday off, I need some rest

>>211867412
most hardworking frenchman

>>211867434
you wish you could do that

uh... is this natty or something...

>>211867546
homosexuality isn't natty o algo

>>211867616
but flamingos wuz gayz n shiet

catnigga posing

here's one for you animals

>>211867928
Those legs are dangerously close to making a swastika.

>>211868041
Mid

if real life was HoI4 I'd already have selected the "monarchist coup" option on my focus tree to place the Shah back in control and then begun justifying a war goal on Afghanistan and by 2028 the entire Middle East would be under control of a reborn Persian Empire(the borders would look nice and the country would he a cool shade of purple on the map)
VGH...

>>211868041
Atractive.

>>211868161
Can afford to lose a few kgs.

>>211868449
Would you say she's fat?

>>211868449
>Can afford to lose a few kgs.
faggot

>>211868519
She's a little bit fat.

>>211868449
>>211867546

>>211868564
I don't know, her belly looks kinda flat, I really can't tell without seeing it in real life

>>211868379
>tfw there is some chance that iran might collapse into civil war just like in my heckin' bing bing wahoos
I suppose whichever side proposes to put Noor Pahlavi on the throne.

>>211868161
hey I'm starting out ok
is this better

>>211868588
Not natty.
https://www.instagram.com/hank.meyer.fitness/
He already doesn't look natty in that pic, but in others he looks even bigger/leaner.

>>211868760
LEGGA
Also PITTA

>>211868760
I like that one more

>>211868774
lmaoing at the insta

Waged too much today that I got a headache
>>211868041
Vgh, perfect

>>211868722
I completely agree, tho calling staring at a map 'bing bing wahoo' is a bit too generous on the excitement levels

>>211868774
The zestiness and PEDs are both off the charts kek

@gork is this true?

>>211868774
very informative thank you

>>211868981
Clicking on focus trees and decisions gives me an adrenaline rush that nothing else in life provides.
>>211869340
>mfw the first time i heard someone say "sheogorath" in morrowind

>>211869168
I miss the French Olympics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hTMYk7orHw

>>211869483
Do you think he likes cats ?

Breizhochud...

Hello frens, today has been so hot that I decided to play Red Red Redemption 1 and pretended that I was in New Austin

>>211869828
based and señor marstón pilled
that game was my high school lmao

>>211869828
Henlo, did you have a good time playing the game

>>211869483
>Clicking on focus trees and decisions gives me an adrenaline rush that nothing else in life provides.
for me it's launching an audacious attack and seizing an enemy supply point or encircling enemy troops
nothing else in life compares really

TODD GODD HAS SPOKEN

>>211869612
They are creatures of mischief, so I would expect so.
>>211869911
>mfw surrounding 20 enemy divisions and watching them slowly pop out of existence as my own divisions eat them
Delicious. Sniffable.

>fugged up my spaghetti carbonara
the west has fallen.

>>211869571
Yes.

>>211869939
>16 times the foreign policy

>>211869571
good fantasy girl inspo
I hope you're doing ok with the dog and all

>>211870038
Apparently he likes khajiits

>>211869759
I am proud to say I do not look like this anymore
I got big ass arms now
(for a twink manlet)

>>211869876
>game was my high school lmao
That was skyrim for me
>>211869890
Yes, It's pretty good, I never played it before as I only had the wii growing up. And because I don't have a monitor right now (I refunded it because some dead pixels appeared) I decided to play the switch version.

>>211870192
>doubt.jpg
Also your female in the drawing needs more work.

lmao

Are we boughting Rematch, medbros? Best seller on Steam France rn.

>>211870560
Based Tsunaldo
>>211870598
Picrel

>>211870364
idk I think my arms are ok...
give it to me "straight"

>>211870857
Absolutely fruity skin tone.

>>211870857
I'm proud of you, but now I can't call you a twink anymore.

>>211870133
Apart from my father suggesting that we should dig a hole in the garden, which kind of fell apart due to a temporary health issue by his part (nothing serious), it is basically my mother telling me that she can't do it (call and take her for euthanasia) and sends me to my father, and then he tells me that it is up to my mother - from Pilate to Herod and back. My siblings aren't really chiming in.

There was a 21 yo girl on the TV and my first thought was "damn she's young, she has her whole life ahead of her, how lucky, she must still have that positive attitude"

>>211871319
At least your 30th birthday isn't creeping in.

>>211871294
Man, that sucks utter ass. Poor doggo.

>>211871367
>At least your 30th birthday isn't creeping in.
By the time I would have turned 30th I will have died a deathless death and joined my fellow mequbalim. I'll be enochmaxxing and elijahmaxxing.

green m&m enjoyers

I have to pee about 15 times a day, wonder what ails me however I can't be bothered to go to the doctor

>>211871447
>Man, that sucks utter ass. Poor doggo.
I know. I'm hoping that the night takes her as soon as it can.
>By the time I would have turned 30th I will have died a deathless death and joined my fellow mequbalim. I'll be enochmaxxing and elijahmaxxing.
Too Jewish for my brain to comprehend.

>>211871645
Are you drinking a lot?

>>211871709
I do now but that's not very relevant because I've had this thing for over 2 years now. It just gets worse during summer where I have to pee 5 minutes after drinking a couple glasses of water.

>>211871758
You have diabetes, fren.

Alternatively some problem with your prostate.

>>211871827
>Prostate
/Med/ is becoming a nursing home

Why would I have diabetes, I'm not american

>>211871758
I can't diagnose but I can suggest that you visit a doctor.

Who is the most likely to be a Mossad agent on here

>>211871969
Actually we should start looking for who's the least likely to be a Mossad agent because that's who's the most likely to be a real Mossad agent, if you get my meaning.

>>211871969
The maltheser, his cryptic posts are him communicating with the Mossad sending valuable info about the current trends of this general

>>211871969
Portuchad.

>>211872118
N-no go...fren, my big schnoze is just typical from where I come from, eheh.
Let's all meet up and eat some pork, yeah!

>>211872104
Obsessed.

>imply he's a mossad agaent
>out of the blue replies within 71 seconds
Suspicious

HOLY GEMERALD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azyqyBajguQ

>>211872118
>>211872207

>>211872364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdcVx2EYoM

>>211872261
I very much enjoyed this video

>>211872655
Wow...
This is some Carton de Wiart shit.

>>211870598
I clicked on this webm because I expected to see girlfeet. I did not expect this corpulent monstrosity to appear. It is good motivation not to snack tonight though.

>>211873706
>he never saw that webm before

>>211873706
Did you at least enjoy the feet ?

>>211873758
I think I've browsed past it before, but always assumed it was the same as this one for some reason.
>>211873763
No, it was a tainted pleasure. Like eating a bowl of fresh ramen next to a smelly homeless man on a crowded train.

>>211872655
Zamn

>>211873912
kek

God dang headache

>>211874046
Worse than the leg ache from rooning?

>>211874187
The leg ache is nothing, it's just a good indicator of a worthy effort.
The headache is pernicious and drawn out. Heat doesn't help.

Είμαι εδώ τώρα
I'm here now
Je suis ici, maintenant
أنا هنا، الآن
Sono qui, ora
Şimdi buradayım.
אני כאן, עכשיו
Jien hawn, issa
Oвдe caм, caдa

>>211874237
The headaches are the main reason why I do so little woolking in this weather. I don't really mind getting hot and sweaty because that's easily solved with a shower, but an hour walking under the sun boils my brain.

>>211874456
Indeed, with my bald head, that would fuck me up fast too. I always always wear a cap because of that.

>>211874417
Exquisite.

27,5°C indoor

>>211875757
Only gets worse from here on out

>>211875757
>tfw still haven't bought a fan yet
>30C tomorrow

>>211875757
lel I'm currently exiled to my basement
Took a mattress, a bed sheet and a pillow, sleeping on the floor(peak male experience) in a cool windowless room is my only reprieve during summer

>>211875757
I'm at a chilly 26 right now.

fuck it niggas, long weekend starts now

>>211871294
I dislike such situations

>>211871969
The one you wouldn't even suspect

>>211872073
Flawless reasoning. I would recruit you

>>211872261
Holy moly, it's soo good :O

>>211872655
Chosen by goda

>>211873706
>I clicked on this webm because I expected to see girlfeet.
Same in my case, brother. My disappointment was overwhelming

>>211875757
I can only imagine the discomfort

Post mediterranean bitches with big bouncy titties!!

>>211876637
>>211876674
Greetings from the realm of 22 degrees

>>211876718
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMXjC6ZpNr4

>>211877041
nigga out there enjoying a nice holiday at a reasonable weather man fuck you I'm fucking melting out here I sweat so much I smell worse than a horse

>>211877041
>Greetings from the realm of 22 degrees
Must be nice to live in a country that has cool summers.

I struggle to imagine it personally.

>>211877193
There's a solution: become a masochist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6t6H-AprO4

>>211877341
It's not always like that. Luckily, in general, the nights are pleasant

Freckles, and good night frens.

>>211878381
>Freckles
yeah, we are looking at those.

>>211878381
She's so pretty and natural looking. I'm going to photoshop out the nose ring (her only blemish) and save her to my cute girls folder.

>>211878381
Mmmm, cute. Sleep well