Thread 513867902

>ITS 50KM WIDE AND ITS RELEASING C02 (JUST CAME OUT)

>ITS MAKING ITS OWN LIGHT
>IT HAS NO TAIL (NOT A COMET)
>ITS TRAVELING WITHIN 5 DEGREES OF THE ELLIPTICAL PLANE
>IT HAS NON GRAVITATIONAL ACCELERATION AND WENT FROM 135,000 MPH TO OVER 150,000 MPH OVER THE COURSE OF 2 MONTHS

>>513867902 (OP)
your threads make me laugh with how dramatic you are about it

Very, very scary. (I'm scared)
Now let me see the Epstein list.

Aliens psyop is flopping hard lol. You've got your work cut out for you, OP.

Don't worry, Solar Warden will deal with these Ayylmaos.

>>513867902 (OP)
Its from Uranus.

>>513867902 (OP)
>ITS 50KM WIDE AND ITS RELEASING C02
are you sure it's not just ancient american just traveling by?

Cool I hope it wipes the entire planet out but Im not getting my hopes up.

>>513867902 (OP)

>an alien MILF

xD

HOLY SHIT, What about the Epstein files?

I kinda don't have it in me to get fearmongered anymore. I don't know I just don't care tbqh, nothing ever happens still not taking the vaccine etc etc.

>>513867902 (OP)
What is the point of spamming this gay fucking thread over and over

>>513867979
jews did awfull lot of nasty shit recently
or rather they always did just got grilled on lots of it recently

>>513867902 (OP)
>RELEASING C02
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/3i-atlas-is-large-and-emits-carbon-dioxide-co2-22fe3a31b3e5
>ITS MAKING ITS OWN LIGHT
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/does-3i-atlas-generate-its-own-light-e9775594afc5
>IT HAS NO TAIL (NOT A COMET)
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/3i-atlas-has-no-visible-tail-or-spectral-fingerprints-of-gas-around-it-cfd5d2cb0a86

>>513868078
OP is paid by maga et al to keep trying, not to necessarily succeed.

>>513867902 (OP)
if they land in my backyard im telling them theres a big rat infestation in israel and they would be saving us a lot of time if they zapped it from orbit

>>513867902 (OP)
It's a canyonero!

>>513867902 (OP)
oh... so alien transportation means release co2? Sounds like they will have to deal with our green europe leaders based on strong independent women.

I'm very sorry for them.

>>513867902 (OP)
Why is is accelerating if it's already so close? Shouldn't it decelerate already?

>>513867902 (OP)
>NO TAIL
0/10 cool ayys.
They can fuck off.

>>513867902 (OP)
It's Jesus christ. He is going to free his people (palestinans) from Satan's people (israelis), and establish the new kingdom of heaven on earth forever. Also the covid vaccine was the mark of the beast and Trump is the anti-christ.

*yawn*

>>513868150
No, americans mainly release methane and noxious sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulphide from gaping surface holes.

*yaaaaawn*

>>513868676
12 miles long, 2 galxies wide,
65 million tons of Alien Pride!
Ayyonero

>>513867902 (OP)
>On a scale of one to ten, where ten represents a definite piece of alien technology, he still only gives it “a four so far”, he said.
And that is a generous four.

>>513867902 (OP)
Holy shit, settle down. None of that makes it an ayyleums. Get a fuckin grip.

>>513867902 (OP)
yes, aliens welcome, 2027-ish

>>513867902 (OP)
So are they coming here to bring us the epstein files or what?

>>513868565
Avi Loeb glows.

This is how the dinosaurs felt I guess. I wonder if their governments told them? I doubt it's an ayy lmao mothership. I know they have tech that could have gotten here by now. So it's probably just a kinetic kill vehicle the same as what got the dinosaurs. That's my money

>>513867902 (OP)
Aliens will never come here, faggot
If it really is an alien spacecraft, then it's most probably a nuke or some shit to destroy our planet
They're never coming here in person

>>513869081
ayyy hybrid wifus for everyone

>>513867902 (OP)
>the mother probe
My anus is ready.

>>513867902 (OP)
Good, I want nothing but chaos moving forward.

>>513867902 (OP)
Since jews are having a field day everywhere, I guess that's their nosy backup.

>>513867902 (OP)
Ah, I remember when I used to believe astronomers too.

>>513867902 (OP)
If it's speeding up, it'll fly past us. It has no chance of making any sort of contact now. At most it'll toss a probe when passing Mars.
It's literally a nothingburger even if it's really aliens(it's not)

>>513868565
>Avi Loeb
Disregarded

>>513868255
So we're at a cancer rally and you're screaming fuck aids. Why do you do that ? Make a JEG if you care so much. Aliens> Epstein. This isn't to say JE is a small thing -personally I believe it's smear and you haven't finished reading GM interviews yet but aliens are the top of pyramid if proven real. Why do you shill this way ?
Drop your JE Web if you have it though. But don't be redundant

>>513867902 (OP)
That's good news! I would enter my bunker if it's a father-ship.

>>513868768
It's getting closer to the sun

>>513867902 (OP)
Why are Americans like this?
Too much sci-fi movies

>>513868565
What does co2 mean ? Like is he saying it's a car or something or its exhaust is like all around it ? I first was like damn these Niggas breathe but no i skimmed through the avi Leob and im not getting that. Is he saying it's like composition ?

>>513867902 (OP)
I am so sick of you fucking retards.

>>513868086
>brrrraaaappppppp

>>513869857
Aliens are huffing galaxy gas fr dawg they turnt

>>513869285
If I'm remembering correctly it's a couple of visitors to our solar system but this one is just like crazy as fuck in comparison.

>>513867902 (OP)
I could feel it tugging at my balls last night.

>>513869857
think more like dry ice. It's heating up from the sun and releasing gasses

>>513867902 (OP)
fascinating, surely the aliens will be dropping off the epstein files right?

>>513869923
this

>>513868086
a dark and mysterious force has been detected deep within Uranus

>>513869017
>>513869022
It's probably just a natural object that's made of something we don't understand, because it came from another solar system and possibly has a very different formation history.
>No water, no tail, too much CO2, bigger than expected, etc.
Interesting, but not aliens.
>Muh acceleration
It's from the Sun, dumbasses
>Omuamua acceleration
Very interesting, but it still might have been a giant dust bunny, IDK.
I do know that some astronomer cries aliens every year, and then anywhere from 2-50 years later there turns out to be some unexpected natural explanation for it.

>>513869084
>>513869326
Fuck (((Avi Loeb)))
I used to like him because he would take big steaming shits of academia.
But seriously, fuck him.

wtf it just flew over my house

>>513870598
>a dark and mysterious force has been detected deep within Uranus
sorry that was just me....

>>513867902 (OP)
It will disappear long before it gets here.

>>513868009
kek

>>513868078
its funny how they keep posting these threads
there need to be more epstein threads
apparently ghisslaine has named ehud barak recently and the insider anon post has been fully confirmed by the happening of trump cutting a deal

>>513867902 (OP)
OY

>>513870950
they're going to have to throw somebody under the bus. They can't just run with "ackshually jizz lane said nobody did anything wrong, show's over"

>>513871085
I have a wet dream it's breakaway Germans who are back stronger than ever before, to destroy the jew once and for all.

>>513868009
here
>>513832581

>>513867902 (OP)
eta?

>>513868542
Blue bean phase 1.

>>513870950
If you were them, what else would you go with? So far we got aliens, war w/ Venezuela, fbi raiding john bolton, national guard being deployed in like 20 states, uhhh yea what SHOULD they be throwing at us? Oh yea, the sydney sweeny thing from the company founded by 2 jews, with a current jewish ceo and jewish owner was a nice touch too.

>>513871277
>I have a wet dream it's breakaway Germans who are back stronger than ever before, to destroy the jew once and for all.

>>513867902 (OP)
>OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT?
It's a comet

>>513867902 (OP)
It will pass and never seen again and everyone will forget about it. Nothing will change.
Theres millions of proof of aliens since the 50s and nobody gives a fuck

>>513868009
No one is fooling this anon.

>>513871664
B-but I need big daddy government to tell me aliens are real or I can't believe it! I NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT TO THINK!!! I NEED AUTHORITY TO RULE ME!!!!!!!

>>513867902 (OP)

Calling bullshit on this being an alien because it's too fucking slow to actually reach us.
If it was moving at 150,000 MPH and coming from the closest solar system to ours, it'd take about 20,000 years to reach us.
The next nearest solar system is about 60,000 years away travelling at that speed.

I don't think you niggers understand just how big space actually is.

>>513867902 (OP)
You're an idiot and everyone who spergs over a normal space rock, is also an idiot.

>>513871632
That might have been the Palomar disappearing stars, which were right before the DC Wave.
Still not really aliens though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxYOKENazKE

Amazing how the government will declassify aliens before the Epstein list.

>>513872134
if it was a non-biological sentience it is more possible. Consider Von Neumann probes, for example

>>513869857
Cars release C01 not 2 YOU release Co2.

>>513867902 (OP)
Shoot it with a nuke

humanity's last hope

>>513872325
no, car exhaust contains CO2. It only produces a bit of CO1, and mostly during the warmup phase. This is why trying to kill yourself with car exhaust is very dumb.

>>513871277
If only anon, if only..

ALIENIGGERSTONGUEMYANUS

>>513867902 (OP)
No link no source

Outgassing just Co2 is a big sign that if it is artificial they have to manage resources in a similar way to us, which would imply similar biology to earth, which would explain why they are coming here, you’d expect at least some H20 emissions from a natural object, but there is none, and water would be much more important to conserve, whereas Co2 would be a waste product from fuels and respiration of inhabitants.

So you would hold onto water and plus, there is no carbon monoxide which is easier to turn back into oxygen which would be useful not to waste.

All these things would align with some kind of population ship.

Do we have room for some refugees? Better question., are they running from something or simply coming to set up a colony that is just another of many.

Hopefully their biology is similar enough that they don’t have to change the composition of our atmosphere for habitation or things are going to be difficult in terms of coexistence. If that is the case they might just wipe us out before they get here so we might not have long left, they should keep an eye on any advanced projection from this object coming towards us, could be a weapon. Hopefully just a ship for making ties and bringing us into some kind of interstellar partnership like Mass Effect or some shit. Would be based humanity needs better leaders.

Also, atlas is coming from a very close direction from space to the Wow signal and high was suggested to have to come from a body in interstellar space due to it’s location.

Also, no James Webb data available even after three weeks of observation. Sus

>>513873253
>Do we have room for some refugees?
the moon, we've established this before. earth's full
>wow signal
whats the wow signal? was it a message?
>no james webb data available
I think they have an exclusive access period of 3 months? so we'll know in Oct-Nov. annoying as fuck

>>513867902 (OP)
>do the math on your greentext
>acceleration is 10 MPH per hour
If it were "per second" that would be like a racecar.
If it were "per minute" that would be like grandpa getting out of his rocking chair.
It's "per hour," like every inert object in space drifting toward the nearest star.
>but we love your energy. keep it up.

>>513873253
>alien fens
Highly unlikely

>>513873253
If this thing comes from the wow! signal source(I guess the closest possible source is about 1k lightyears) at the speed of 0.000268c, then it started to travel to us when humans were not there in any noticeable way. They'd be trvelling for nearly 3.36 million years.
They'll be in for a surprise once don't see a mostly wildlife planet filled with now murderapes already planning to blow up the galaxy.

>>513873904
>Wow! Signal
It was picked up in 1974 and came from the direction of the saggitarius constellation. It was most likely not of artifical origin and behaved like yo would hail something in a specific direction on an open channel. It is not clear if this signal is legit or just an instrument error, but if the schizos are correct, it was an attempt by the owners of the object to check if someone lives on Earth.

>>513867902 (OP)
no tail. 0/10.

>>513873904
>whats the wow signal? was it a message?
are you joking? you dont know about it? holy newfag.

>>513868009
>>513868255
>MUH EPSTAIN FILES
You dont seem to understand thats exactly why theres an Anunnaki ship inbound. They are coming to solve the "anti-semitism" problem, not get rid of jews(which administer earth for them).
Jews are losing control of the plantation and the slaves are about to lynch them, so they called the bosses to quell the rebellion before it happens.

It's a comet, screencap this

>>513869667
Gravity is a Jewish hoax to keep humans from being able to fly

>>513868542
OP is the Harvard expert.

Avi Loeb sends his minions to create this alien space craft narrative.
They'll even say it's speeding up once it goes passed the orbital plane.
Fucking retarded shit.
I hate popsci.
Space science should be hard to get and hard to find things out. They need to regulate and gatekeep all science about the cosmos.

What do you think they're going to say once it's passed our orbital plane?

>>513867902 (OP)
There is pain. That is life.
There is war. That is love.
There is peace. That is DEATH!
Say Hell-o to my boys for me.
https://youtu.be/5GeDmoPDgPs

>>513867902 (OP)
You can see the comets tail in pictures lol

>>513867902 (OP)
When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.

>>513867902 (OP)
we will all be dead in a year.

>>513867902 (OP)
The Epstein List anon.
The US government is all pedos unless it's released.

hey America and other countries,
and i feel i can not overstate this enough:
you know how you have shot down whatever over wherever?
please do not do this at all in this instance.
leave it alone, do not send messages or missiles to it; we are cavemen if this really is an alien ship, try not to fucking piss it off.
just leave it alone and observe.
leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone.
best course of action.
.02

bump

>>513869016
-slaps UFO hood
>no other space nigger will dare cut you off

>>513875289
>global government
ill show you your zionist global government

Isaiah 60
>10 And the sons of strangers shall build up thy walls, and their kings shall minister unto thee: for in my wrath I smote thee, but in my favour have I had mercy on thee.

>11 Therefore thy gates shall be open continually; they shall not be shut day nor night; that men may bring unto thee the forces of the Gentiles, and that their kings may be brought.

>12 For the nation and kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted.

>14 bThe sons also of them that afflicted thee shall come bending unto thee; and all they that despised thee shall bow themselves down at the soles of thy feet; and they shall call thee, The city of the LORD, The Zion of the Holy One of Israel.

Revelations 7
>3Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads.

>4 And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.

>5 Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand.

>6 Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand.

>7 Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand.

>8 Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.

>9 After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands;

>>513867902 (OP)
>C02 (JUST CAME OUT)
it sharted

>>513867902 (OP)
0/10 no tail

>>513871340
.038 light years

>kikes keeps bumping slide thread
so tiresome

>>513875310
They ackshually were evul ayys, goys, but they had brake problems.

>>513867902 (OP)
LAUNCH THE MISSLES!!

>>513875840
All of these seals. All these bonds. Just to hide the monsters we really are. What people would give for just an ounce of blood. What people would give, for just an ounce of magic. How tiresome. Releasing H.I.V.E.
https://youtu.be/XJktaXYRWBg

>>513867902 (OP)
Didnt anyone tell them Epstein Island is closed? What could they possible want with earth?

>>513867902 (OP)
it's a human ship from future earth. not that scary. we will learn from them and avoid the mistakes that led them here in the first place.

>>513867902 (OP)
These space niggers better be white or were fucked

>>513868078
Give me one reason why I SHOULDNT trust Dr. Avraham Loeb

>>513868009
no, we will break your will incel

Previous thread
>>513800732

See also

Check'em
>>513736666

>>513807777

>>513876273
no!!
no missiles

>>513868009
We got them already anon. Now we can post about ayys while reading through the Epstein files

>>513867902 (OP)
Kek, wills it. GNAA endorse it.
Nothing ever happens basically it's fake, like politics and religion.

>avi loeb
>literally calls everything aliens, even though there's a rational explanation for it
other than selling books, i'm pretty sure he's trying to throw so much at the wall that if say, there is actually something alien, he can claim he discovered it as an alien first (even if he was completely wrong about the details, he's still attached to it because he said it was).

I wish we could ban all those spam posters with the whole Epstein jewish shit. Not everyone here is from america or gives a fuck about whatever those 90 years old fucked. who THE FUCK cares. jesus christ

>thread about potentially one of the most interesting things in your lifetime
>NO!!!!!! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT A GUY THAT RAPED KIDS

>>513868176
same and spares all flora and fauna. Humans deserve to be exterminated and were an error who should have never existed.

>>513877590
That name is KIKED he is a KIKE

>>513877606
No.we are chuds, nothing matters, nothing is serious, nothing is real it's just more bullshit to the clown show.

>>513867902 (OP)
Fake and gay. Fake and gay. Fake and gay.

>>513868009
the allyums have it. soon all will be revealed.
https://rumble.com/v44ggax-corporate-world-domination-and-alien-mind-control-a-melancholy-fantasia-on-.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v

>>513877637
theyre sparing all flora and fauna, and the jews of course lmao
>Revelations 7
>>3Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads.

>>513877606
>thread about potentially one of the most interesting things in your lifetime
just a rock, anglokike

>>513867902 (OP)
they're not aliens, they're coming home

>>513867902 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74KOFZYOWM
Get in your away team suit and assume the transfer position, fag.

>>513867902 (OP)
>RELEASING C02
Do they have gas powered engines? Must be a primitive alien race then

>>513877590
>>513877698
have you two watched his interview?
he makes excellent points about time to arrive and travel here, immediately.
(at least from how most of humans perceive time and space)
is it a media distraction? maybe
is it a space rock? maybe
do UFOs/UAPs exist and is it an alien ship? maybe

only time will tell, but if it does turn out to be some advanced life, a lot of religious zealots and space does not exist people are going to be eating crow.

>>513867902 (OP)
meds

>>513878284
>playing devil's advocate for an israeli quack
its fun to believe in things but you need to get serious

>>513867902 (OP)
GUYS GUYS GUYS! The 50km wide Atlas live! It is a flying saucer! And it seems to have major collisions from space wars!

>>513878610
i am serious, and i want to find out if alien life is definitively out there or not.
i try and keep an open and curious mind.
also: look at the Vegas incident.
what happened there?
is it most likely a comet? probably..
but what if?

>>513878277

Necessities of Biological respiration

>>513878284
everything so far is consistent with and expected of a comet. it still could be an advanced alien species using a repurposed comet as some type of probe for benevolent or malevolent reasons, but we wouldn't know either way unless we could get a lander on it or it crashed into us from a high gee burn from a powered down state, but this is generally unlikely.

>>513867902 (OP)
Lots of flashy stuff for a bunch of dumb, boring surveillance drones

What are the Chinese saying about it on their news?

>>513867902 (OP)
Is the reason NASA's budget has basically been cancelled is to stop any kind of investigation into this

so October 29th is doomsday?

>>513867902 (OP)
They are here to colonize Mars.
They have to build a forward operating base and collect intel before they invade Earth.

>>513879800
Aliens would not obey American military protocols
They'd have their own standalone method of operations

>>513867979
BUT IT RELEASED CO2 (FARTED) ANON. AN INTERGALATIC ASS RIPPING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!!1!

>>513867902 (OP)
>IT HAS NO TAIL
Somebody call that fucking russian spamming 0/10 and some slut lmao

>>513879800
>operational space travel
>setup within solar system to recon
Dont project your retardation and shortcomings onto superior species.

>>513874107
It was 77 not 74. Aug of 1977. It's how I got here.

>>513879459
>>513879669
I've never seen any non-western media reporting on this
If nothing comes of it, I'd expect countries like Russia, China, India, and Israel to criticize the US for expecting salvation from the stars

>>513879237
No trail and it has different emissions, unless it's made of very specific materials while forming the same way, it's a new class of body

>>513873253

What if they are just farting non-stop as a means of propulsion?

>>513878277
There's nebulae containing huge gas deposits in deep space

>>513868009
So you are saying the PTB created and launched a 50 KM wide asteroid at Earth from outside the solar system all in order to distract us from "the Epstein files" which never even existed, because part of the deal when he was originally arrested was that Feds never got access to confiscate any of his personal affects, and then later when he "died" the Feds waited at least two months (on purpose of course) to visit the island meanwhile contractors were coming and going, bulldozing and cementing up all the tunnels, leaving only a perfectly curated scene for later visitors.
When will you faggots realize, there ARE NO FILES, and there NEVER WERE? This isn't even controversial, just look into the available data, the Feds never got anything.
And why would they? Mossad controls the Feds obviously. Why on fucking Earth would you think Jews would willingly sacrifice two of their own operatives and sabotage a massively lucrative operation just to appease some lower courts? Are you stupid?

>>513868542
Crying wolf.

Wasn't it reported to be significantly smaller in size just a week ago, now it's 50 kilometers wide

>>513868255
Your picrel is literally the 17 years 364 days you sick fuck meme. Why not use a pic that highlights how epstein was an agent of mossad using this blackmail scheme to control politicians and CEOs. If all you care about was literal princes fucking 17 year olds that always seem to be smiling ear to ear in every photo (as you'd expect of a 17 year old whos about to fuck a literal prince), then noone will give a shit. Do you care about epstein because you dont want our politicians blackmailed by the synogogue of satan, or are you just butthurt rich guys have sex with 17 year olds?

>>513868150
>not just ancient american just traveling by?
Unlikely, no BBC signals so far.

It's fucking depressing how much you have to scroll on these threads to find interesting comments. Why come to /pol/ if you are a boring with nothing to say? Can't you make your own website where you can scream Epstein and Bloobeem at each other all day?

>>513867902 (OP)
Is this jolly coco?

>>513868082
Based and SOL pilled.

Either way, making some MAC cannons in orbit sooner rather than later couldn't ever hurt.

why is every single thread on this extrasolar object derailed by epstein bullshit? Like fuck off to your own threads.

>>513868543
>enslaving roasties
Dare I say based kike

>>513867902 (OP)
I'm joining the AYYYYS fuck this faggot doomed species

>>513867902 (OP)
>ALIEN MOTHERSHIP!
i came to conclusion that all those ayys stuff, is just glowyies trying to show work, to prevent them getting fired.

>>513881604
The spam is meant to make anons tired of the name so they get demoralized and stop wanting to know the identities of those who were compromised on Little St. James island.
The intent is to obfuscate, distract and exhaust through every possible avenue they can think of.
So you'll shut up and forget, that's the goal.

Anyway Atlas is probably not ayys and Epstein definitely trafficked minors to currently-serving politicians in multiple western nations, people who will not see justice.

>>513880869
BUT ANON I NEED TO CLUTCH ZE PEARLS AND BE OUTRAGED AT PEDOPHILIA OR I DIE

>>513868676
>be Jew write on The Simpsons
>do not know how the world works
>see commercials on TV for large pick-up trucks
>wonder why they have to be so big and powerful, think it is stupid
>make fun of people who drive large powerful pickup trucks
>do not realize that everything in their house was made by, or brought to them, normal people who had to use large powerful pickup trucks to get the job done

>>513881700
Based! See you on the breeding farms!

a mothership.png just flew over my house!

>>513867902 (OP)
We should like start a cult or something

>>513882249
This is just a petite Asian woman

>>513882344
tomayyto tomahto

>>513867902 (OP)
Okay, did they estimate when it’ll arrive or are they not gonna say it until they finalize their blue beans plan?

>>513882598
It'll be on the opposite side of the sun as Earth when it makes its close approach, then exits back out of the solar system.

>>513871664
>Theres millions of proof of aliens since the 50s
millions my ass. Not even ONE.

>>513879237
>>513880267
>>513880374
if there is alien life out there, they should just tell us, most of us can handle it. I can only assume they are not telling us because they are afraid of losing religious control over the masses, and believe me, organized man made religion is a means of enslavement and control.
t.Catholic (why not believe in both)
this what I was taught in Catholic school, they had a quirky way of explaining scientific things I did not agree with many times, but shit.
I was that problem child that threw curve ball questions at the Sisters/Nuns, and one told the entire class one time that she saw me as being a priest or bringing a lot of people to God, as they all laughed;
and in retrospect I think she was right.
I HAVE brought a lot of people online to God.
you were right about me Sister B, you were right.

>>513881700
>>513882249
lool

What is it about ayyys that makes /pol/ seethe so much?

>>513868009
This.

>>513882751
Sounds like a set up for
>OH MY GOD IT CHANGED COURSE AND IS GOING AROUND THE SUN AAAAAAAA

>>513867902 (OP)
Project (You)beam.
Now let’s see those Epstein files

>>513883088
>88
Perfect

>>513882751
Proof it is an alien spaceship!

>>513883088
Wait for it

>>513867902 (OP)
kek. Who remembers this?

>>513867902 (OP)
we have no idea what they have in store. and its the real reason the national guard is being deployed all around the country.
thankfully trump is the leader of earth at this most important point in all of history

>>513868009
Dangerously based

>>513882751
Tiresome
the idea of an inanimate stellar object somehow being a sign of validation for scientists that earth is important, is beyond delusional
If anything it shows our standards for not being alone in the universe are too low

>>513883200
you now remember the ballsack eclipse

>>513883356
AHH THE NUMBERS!! SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>513883356
hwat does it mean??

>>513868255
Damn what a chad. Of course /pol/ always feels threatened by good looking and, frankly, larger endowed players who snatch up all the fresh pussy. Same shit as Hunter Biden just without the crack.

>>513883442
See !
>>513877341

>>513883088
>>513883150
>>513883192
Erm

>>513883542
This

>>513883597
bot GETs don't count

Nothing will happen. Nothing ever does.

>>513883660
You cannot see what will hurt you

>>513882091
For every guy who uses his truck for utility and work I know 3 that use their truck like you would a honda civic. Fuck off.

>>513883200
The fact some people actually thought it was real until he admitted it was a joke is all I need to know about how fucked people’s brains are lmao

>>513883639
Its ovyr

>>513867902 (OP)
It's a rock.

>>513883781
>aliens love anal sex
Pure cohencidence, goy

>>513869084
He’s just trying to sell books and get paid for interviews. This is an absolute gold mine for him. Striking while the irons hot

Its gay , but in this particular Case not Fake

>>513867902 (OP)
RELEASING GAS MEANS IT'S A COMET
DUMBFUCK. IT IS NOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE SUN TO HAVE A TAIL.

Avi Loeb is a retard.

>>513870688
Love this dude. Pure enthusiasm for weather and he wants to help people

>>513867902 (OP)
>RELEASING C02
What is it, a chinkmaoo ship powered by coal?

>>513882887
>I can only assume they are not telling us because they are afraid of losing religious control over the masses
This is a common theory but it makes no sense. Here's what religious people do in the even thay aliens are confirmed real
>God made aliens too
And that's it. You've got churches welcoming in gays and trannies now that gay marriage is legal. They'll just tweak whatever they believe slightly to keep their religion. This idea that it would shatter everyone's minds and they'd go crazy after losing their religion is ridiculous.

>>513883434
>>513883393
I used to have dreams as a kid where the sky was those colors
The people left were all modified physically and genetically. I encountered and worked on "breeder" types of individuals who were modified to reproduce earlier, with greater numbers of offspring than the average human ; there were very few adults left in these dreams, at the time I didn't pay attention to it but now it seems very eery
Maybe something wiped out adults who did not comply with a certain policy or compromise made with whatever, whoever caused it
These dreams started during the start of puberty for me, during this time I would also talk loudly in my sleep without being aware and had one out of body experience

>>513867902 (OP)
It's Ego, the living planet.

>>513868009
>I get all warm and fuzzy inside from the "You"s.
You're essentially no different than an attention seeking female, but you're probably a reddit tranny

>>513867902 (OP)
I actually agree with authorities for not going public. As these threads show, the level of retardation, cope and denial shows that people will absolutely lose with hysteria over what they'd fear is happening.
There's nothing to fear, but just like scared animals, NPCs can't be reasoned with.

>>513880721
It’s like 500 million miles away. They’re looking at a few pixels and extrapolating. It’s all best guess

>>513884078
>RELEASING GAS MEANS IT'S A COMET
Your mom is a large object that releases gas too but that doesn’t mean she’s a comet.

HOLY FUCK I JUST FOUND A RECOVERED SAUCER

>>513884242
bad take, NPCs will believe whatever TV man tells them to. Covid taught us this. They just need mr glownigger CNN man to say "aliens are actually good, mk?" and that's the end of it.

>>513867902 (OP)
My waifu is coming to get me finally

>>513868082
sun just recently shot flare towards atlas

>>513880623
Not reading all that, but yes, I do believe they made all that up to distract from the fact that your president rapes children and is such a big man he needs four other adults in the room with him while he does his business.
>>513884214
Sorry you're not based enough to get any (You)s, anon, but envy is not a good look. Try being less cringe and gay, maybe?

>>513867902 (OP)
Is emitting gas on the opposite direction, imagine a (((asteroid))) flying backwards, that's how Atlas is looking right now.
50 km? If that shit is coming from Earth, it will not be the jurassic mass extinction, it will be the one from 200 million years ago when a 50km rock hit what it's now antarctica.
It also fracture the super-continent of the period and that's why we have fragmented continent today by the way.

It's a big Nothing Burger bros.

>>513867902 (OP)
Alexa, send a ventrilo message asking 3I/Atlas to save is from the jews. Tell them if they don't they're gay.

I'm getting on the fucking ships when ayys land, unless of course they're unfuckable and ugly.
This gay space rock isn't a spacecraft though, it's way too low tech of a method to travel for any advanced species.

>>513884094

>This idea that it would shatter everyone's minds and they'd go crazy after losing their religion is ridiculous.

Yeah, anyone who has paid even the slightest bit of attention to the world knows that no one would give a shit about the religious aspect.
The real reason why they can't disclose the info, is because it would turn out that there's a shadow government controlling all major powers, at least to some extent and if we go even more conspiratorial, the governments might have been basically selling people to the ayyys in exchange for tech.
Then there's the subject of craft and their energy sources etc.. it's a big can of worms that no one tends to address when it comes to potential repercussions of the disclosure.
If any government has an energy source from captured craft, then it would remodel the entire geopolitical picture overnight and every energy company and nation that relies on energy commodities for trade, would tank to nothing immediately.
People just focus on some retarded social aspect regarding religion, which is a totally moot point.

>>513884295
You are so dumb it's insane. It's probably a giant piece of something akin to dry ice and the sun is heating it up to release gas. I bet you the closer it gets you will start to see a tail.

>>513884592
It's a ritual to strip the word "alien" of its meaning, reduce it to anything from outside earth

There are millions of intelligent species in the known universe. We have made contact with some of them, but they generally avoid interacting with us as much as they can because are absolutely terrified of humans.
All of these species, many of them far more intelligent than the smartest humans, used their versions of logic and rationality and science to solve all of the unknowns except one. They were all able to determine that there had to be some entity, some being who existed outside of time and space as we know it, even outside of the transdimensional realm, a "something" that created the universe.
But that's where they got stuck. They knew there must be some uncreated creator, an unmoved mover as Aristotle described it thousands of years ago. But they couldn't figure out anything beyond that. The nature of this creator was entirely unknown. It was just considered the one unanswerable question.
But the interesting thing is that out of all of these millions of advanced, intelligent species, there are only a handful who do anything close to a religious ritual. And only one species in the entire universe, humans, who pray and have verifiable religious experiences.
So in this random corner of the universe, they found us, a fairly unimpressive, not very advanced species. It didn't take long for them to realize that not only did we have answers to this seemingly unanswerable question about this mysterious Creator of everything, we are able to communicate with Him.
One faction of the other species isn't sure what is going on but thinks we need to be destroyed because this is all just too weird.
Another faction thinks humans are the key to understanding everything and are the most important species in the universe.
Most of then don't know what should be done with us, and think we need to be left alone and quarantined until they can figure it out.

>>513872134
They could be multiple hundred generations deep into the voyage, or have vastly different lifespans. Or more likely, it’s more of an observation drone without living beings onboard. Your objection is meaningless and it took me less than 2 minutes to think of 3 ways to rebut it.

>>513884297
Fucking Chevrolet Galaxy niggers. We're full.

>>513884736
>It's probably a giant piece of something
Your mom?

>>513868009
Tpbp

>>513885075
No I will not buy your book

>>513868009
We already have them anon. Big updates recently.
https://archive.org/download/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706

>>513884094
>>513884688
so you two are really going to sell or convince me on the fact that people do not get crazy over their flavor or brand of religion?
pictured is just one brand of religious nut
( i am referencing quickly and on the fly )
>see pic attached

side note: i am certain i must be on a shit ton of watch lists just by the keywords i search on google. (like that one was behead all non believers of islam)
hahaha
my search history probably looks like i want to 'kill+White+people' when i am simply looking for info graphs, cases, news stories, and memes.

that shit really is ironic when you think about it..

>>513867902 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
>Israeli

>>513868009
THE LIST IS ON THE SPACESHIP, SHUT UP NIGGER!!!!!!

>>513884214
>STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!

>>513884102
Which oath may i ask ?

>>513867902 (OP)
earth is flat space is fake and gay
shove your blue beams up your ass nigger
>>513868009
spbp

>>513885827
yes, we all know some of the best scientists and thinkers in the world have not been jewish or anything..
stop shooting your foot -Oppenheimer built the bomb, Einstein was ground breaking.
give credit where credit is due, that is all i am saying.

>>513885973
please let it be aliens so i can torment people like you

>>513885327
put it on cnn nbc cbs abc fox pbs bbc al jazeri nigger tv then
until every human cattle is forced to be aware
we will not stop saying
>Release the list

>>513886042
i beat niggers like you for fun

>>513886157
i am sure you do, please don't beat me massa

>>513867902 (OP)
>>IT HAS NON GRAVITATIONAL ACCELERATION AND WENT FROM 135,000 MPH TO OVER 150,000 MPH OVER THE COURSE OF 2 MONTHS
Electric Universe explains that, probably

>RELEASING C02
Do you want to suggest it has a combustion engine?

>>513867902 (OP)
We finally have an answer to the fermi paradox. Actually aliens are here so life does develop.

>>513885636

In the case of aliens, no people wouldn't go crazy over it. Just look at how humans behave.
Whenever people encounter anything that challenges their ideas, especially ideas that deal with their identity, they just go into total denial and mental gymnastics around the subject.
People will just say that
>Of course there are aliens, god made them! We never really said there couldn't be aliens out there, god is great!
And they might even add:
>But humanity is the special one as we're the god's chosen
>He sent Jesus/his prophets on earth so we're special.
People who expect there to be a crazy upheaval in religious communities about aliens, are going to be very surprised about how nonexistent the reaction will be.
Same goes for a lot of normies. The reaction will be exactly like this pic.
>There are aliens up there, big deal
>I still have to pay taxes and go to work
>I can't afford a home or to even buy a car, the fuck do I care about some ayyy watching me?
The reaction is going to be apathetic as fuck.
The real dramatic repercussions of the alien question are going to be regarding the world markets, especially energy markets, and the subject of who's in control of the governments.
And of course more esoteric things like human psychic capabilities and our growth as a species etc... but that stuff isn't in the category of potentially starting global wars.

>>513885990
>give credit where credit is due, that is all i am saying

>>513885931
whatever weird glownigger shit you're running

>>513886380
You Guys are weard

>>513868009
/thread

>>513884136
>Maybe something wiped out adults who did not comply with a certain policy or compromise made with whatever, whoever caused it

Hmm

>>513886337
for you and i it will be apathetic as fuck, but there are many "the end is now" people around us that go ape shit every time they experience unfamiliarity, or the unknown.
humans are dangerous mammals, the most dangerous in fact.

>>513868009
>Now let me see the Epstein list.
Where were your demands when the Obama and Biden administrations sat on the files? You make child sex abuse a political weapon, which makes you a sack of shit.

Also, Democrat judges refused to unseal grand jury proceedings related to Epstein. Why not ask them? Fucktard

>>513868009
Kek spbp

>>513872214
ask your father, if you have one...

watch us get drafted to fight aliens because they want the epstein list too

>>513886744
You have to Go Back

>>513867902 (OP)
>speeding up instead of breaking
Great, smell ya later

thats 3x the size of the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs. Lets hope it hits us (it wont)

>>513867902 (OP)
>aliens show up
>claim jews are ruining their favorite vacation spot(earth)
>abduct them all
>drop them off somewhere with no goyim
>finally have a planet all to themselves
>go extinct since goyim are required for their existence
>nothing of value was lost

>>513868009
The most based mother fucker on this board

>>513886661
I believe forces capable of doing that are possible
However I'm unsure that would take a mere disease or mild EM white noise to pull off
That kind of change, is one I fear is beyond any human's control or comprehension

>>513867902 (OP)
No worries. The probing is harmless and stops hurting after a couple of hours of cathartic vocalizing.

>>513887630
oh yeah? should i go back to 8 fucking years ago?
you are right i should go back, spent way too much time on this site dealing with shit for brains like you.
i never went to redddit until recently and was promptly banned for disagreeing with npcs like you, and will not be going there either.
you fucking grug brain

>>513888897
That still feels too simple to cause it
It's an event that goes against every current agenda and plan for the future
Solar flares are too broad and inaccurate an attack to cause targeted or specified mass death events, they only cause general extinction

>>513867902 (OP)
>releasing co2
so, it’s a climate change ayy and we need to tax it?

>>513889409
Are you sure ?

>>513889461
>>513889279
>>513889231
Oh great you're trying to relate this to the Protestant death cult manifesting revelation

>>513889594
Youre in it, If you Like it or Not

>>513867902 (OP)
real galactic travel is through quantum physics. 'These are probably space niggers who are to stupid for quantum physics and get kicked around the universe by the in charge white aliens. We can take on these "space" niggers. They lived up there for 100.000 years to reach us.

Remember

>>513889542
I already said it wasn't from disease
I already said it wasn't caused by anything we already know
Relativism is derailment

>>513889677
The Ritual involves reducing the term "alien" to mean anything beyond revelation

>>513869857
the aliens use fossil fuels to power their ship and that's why they're coming to conquer earth

>>513889720
you had a good run kiddo. but in the end couldn't compete against intercontinental empires, let alone all of them at the same time

>>513889888
Do they think we're not doing it efficiently enough?

>>513889954
Nazis and V were both failed vessels for channeling "Prester John"

>>513867902 (OP)
This is all a plan for global war, starting with Venezuela and a fake alien invasion. Trump is rolling out national guard to get dug in for the show in November.

>>513889888
Someone should make a movie with that premise. Either straight faced or comedy.

>>513890169
It surprises me how few stories or media pieces feature aliens impregnating the vulnerable (children, infants, the elderly) along with those the author consider as classically genetically perfect
I don't believe for a second that aliens desperate for reproducing would have a code of honor or ethics, let alone one humans relate to

>>513890166
few

>>513887064
>The DEMONRATS are pedophiles too so it's okay for us to rape kids
And for the record we were all right here on /pol/. Our position on the epstein files literally has not changed, only MIGA's has.

>>513890508
You share more DNA with a pine tree than you would any kind of alien species. It's unlikely that their genetic molecule is even made of DNA, considering that even on Earth there is a handful of alternatives. Whatever aliens might exist in the universe, they aren't breeding with humans.

>>513890703
That's the nihilist take, used to claim an alien could be as little as a piece of petrified wood from another planet
It's still fucking wood, it won't cure terminal diseases or become a new infinite fuel source.

>>513890542
Intrasting

>>513877606
>this
its the nick fuentes faggots, trying desperately to force the gavin newsome meme into relevancy. I would connect the dots for you, but its probably pretty obvious even internationally. just respond with smug trump memes or something.

>>513890703
Except life on our planet was seeded by them all those billions of years ago.

>>513890703
>they aren't breeding with humans.

>>513889745
>saved

>>513891075
>>513891051
I wonder if understanding and conceptualizing nonlinearity is too high-IQ for that anon
In nonlinearity, one end point can be achieved through multiple sets of parameters, in multiple different instances, even in a seemingly random order