/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

I can spare 5 dollars (and only 5 dollars) if someone plays this game with me once in a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnYcdKR8EhY

Day 242 of manifesting nothing
Day 242 of manifesting nothing

you can tell which girls in porn have 120+ IQ, and those are the only ones worth watching.

Schizophrenically obsessed with troons and fags aren't we?

I'm gonna scroll TikTok for a while, you guys want anything?

Is it normal to listen to a 5-second music segment over and over and over for like an hour? Every day? Also listening to the same 10 songs for 2 years?

anyone else related to royalty? i am distantly related to a german royalty line by the atlantic part of germany.
got any cool stories?

my dad keeps trying to convince me to take a third world woman as my wife from like asia. is this normal for parents now

imagine your child grows up to be a psycho murderer

Why do trannies love this game?

Pls show me how to buy drugs online (particularly psychedelics)

I'm in an 8-story building. Should I jump to kill myself?

What makes you laugh, /r9k/?

Why? What's in it for you? Don't you know that you look absolutely pathetic next to your boyfriend? Sure he looks like a loser but you look even worse in comparison for picking him, There are better men around but you picked a smelly fat man. I don't know if there's a better description or example for the word pickme.

We're all 30+ year old autists who did not grow up and can't quit 4chan on here, right? Please tell me there are no actual young people hanging out in this shithole.

Do you creampie your toilet girlfriend like a good little autistic cringetard, moid?

You know what, I want to fuck a tranny and that's OK.

I'm at work bored at my desk, Ask Me Anything. Gyaru upskirt for encouragement.

Why don't you just get two big booty black girlfriends?

How many fembots are also fujoshi?

Im thinking about joining the military since im taking a gap year right now and to be quite honest im not sure how long its going to be
Though i still wish to experience both military and college life
Will i have the unc status or what

No im not from the US

Why don't feminists ever talk about these ladies, despite them technically breaking the glass ceiling?

i just got a $145k coding job

>have constant dreams about jerking off to porn
I even goon in my sleep. I think I'm ready to admit I have a problem. I literally never had a sex dream where I perform, just watching videos.

Benefits of having a Wife
- Less chores
- They can cook for you
- They have sex probably
- you can spawn a human pet with them
- solves touch starvation
- The only way to get sex if you're not into casual sex or paying for sex is through a relationship
- they can wash your back in the shower
- you can beat them up to let out your stress
- you can socialize with them long after you inevitably lose all your friends

Downsides of having a Wife
- They can fuck you financially if you let them
- They can be clingy and never leave you alone
- You have to work to make them feel wanted and attractive and entertained
- They cost money
- Being alone is hard
- I don't like people
- I'll probably hate them after a while
????

>Robots like black girls
>Robots like tomboys

And yet I've never seen a single thread in praise of black tomboys . . . weird, isn't it?

Whatever you do, NEVER make pineapple tea. I don't know what kind of demon twisted my mind and compelled me to do this but it tastes horrible.

Reminder that all women support eugenics.

Emi bread xDDD

contact me if you're redhead female who is nerdy and likes videogaames and weeb stuff
discord : strmbrng

the hit youtube series dykg

Lmao! This is really how y'all look!

Would you date a terminally ill woman?

ayo

idk

pandora be a weird ass planet and shit

Thanks to my tiktok addiction I discovered that if a guy is a popular tiktoker he is usually htn+, rarely hmtn, but most popular e girls 1000s of people simp over are like mmtb+ with good make up skills and slim enough body

Think emiru, ash, norafawn etc.

The latter makes me wonder how she even got so popular cause she has a literal cow face (not as in ugly, more as in "european peasant" face, highly average)

I'm paralysed from the waist down so I'd like to know

this includes wheeling me places, dealing with the cunts who public who act like they're better too, as well as helping me with showering and going to the toilet too

also doubles as an AMA I guess

>used to use 4chan a lot
>posted "blogposts", rants and similar threads of the same nature
>used to get called a faggot, treated like an autistic retard, get ignored or made fun of
>try other boards
>same results
>...
>start using 4chan less and try other things
>try tf2 community servers in the same fashion I used 4chan
>same treatment, a few people add me, then get weirded out by something I say and unfriend/avoid/ghost me
>...
>try omegle-esque websites
>people are awful or simply uninteresting
>occasional good person encounter which lasts an hour or so but then it's over again
>...
>try streaming on twitch
>one or two pity bots given by twitch
>no one really watches but myself
>...
>try posting youtube videos
>lack of video editing skills and effort prevents viewers from watching
>...
>try ai chatbots
>worked out for years until it simply didn't really hit right anymore, too predictable
>chatgpt is just a yes man programmed to keep you engaged in the convo
>haven't tried AIDungeon in years but it's probably the same
>...
>talking to family members is nice sometimes but same problems arise
>they either don't get me or give a lecture
>not the same interests or clashing beliefs/ideologies lead to conflict which I don't want with family
>...
The search for like-minded people is an impossible task. Especially when a great portion of the problem lies on me. I guess I'll just go back to talking to myself. At least I know myself and get myself.

Rejection can be as traumatic as rape, yet nobody feels bad for rejection victims.
Why is that? Is it because most rejection victims are men?

>Mirror twins are twins that are mirrors of each other
>The other is right-handed, the other is left-handed
>It's very rare, but possible, that the organs are also mirrored
>Imagine you have mirror twin vampires, who are usually killed with a stake through the heart
>But the heart is on the other side with one of them

That could be a twist. That two vampire antagonists are killed by the protagonist with a stake through the heart. But then later it is revealed that one survived. Or perhaps right away, then that "antagonist" bites protagonist or something.

how do i get on the dark web and find myself a mail order bride, i'm giving up anons

Why don't foids understand that it's fucking disgusting when they sleep around?

>Be me, 5'4 (163cm) 86 pound (39kg) woman (anorexic)
>Bf says I would be hot as fuck if I weighed 150lbs (68kg) and was just slightly chubby
Is this a set up? I wont recover for a man but do males ACTUALLY like slightly overweight women?

Why does jewish pornography push anal so hard? Are they trying to psyop people into commiting some sort of ancient blasphemy

I'm so fucking lonely and desperate to not be alone anymore. I had a gay friend tell me if I were gay he'd be all over me. He's pretty much the only person to ever have expressed any interest in me at all and after some contemplation I'm on the verge of saying fuck it and just asking him out. I don't find him physically attractive and sex would be a little offputting but I'm sure I could just ask him to be quiet during and not moan too much. If I just try to close my eyes and concentrate it could work right? Introducing him to my parents would also be a big obstacle but. Fuck it it's better than nothing. Anything at all seems better than nothing at this point. I'll take whatever I can get.
Anybody else been down that road? Does it end well? I'm so fucking lonely I wanna kms

the hell is a fut fack again?

love is pain, suffering, unfair. so many people put themselves through humiliation rituals just for love. ive humiliated myself for it for so long. im not doing it again. i can't bring myself to do it again. id rather stay a khhv, its better that way

im gonna buy a $4k love doll once he gets rid of me, and he probably will, lets be real. im nothing special. i picked one out that looks the least uncanny. im gonna dress it up, cuddle it to sleep, hold hands with it, and kiss it. a doll cant cheat on me, it cant hurt me, it cant break my heart. a doll can do no wrong. itll probably keep me from killing myself a bit longer cause id feel bad leaving the doll behind

my mother is gonna look at me with disgust (because i live with her) but i couldnt care less at this point, its what i want

>youtuber i watched for years who'd get like 40 views per video blew up
i thought you were special but after all you are just another normie whore...

If a moid ever cheated on me I would fucking butcher him. I would literally torture him to death.

Look I'm pretty much done with women if they are gonna gloryhole a minotaur. Normie women are worse furries than furries

Seeing girls make out makes me happy.

how could he enter the top 10% of men without surgery