Thread 82274476

Online Safety Act edition

Halo CE remake for the 25th anniversary is gonna suck. I just know it, it's gonna fucking suck.
They're just gonna keep ruining it over and over and over.

I don't want to move back to the UK once my visa ends. It was shite when I left and it sounds even more shite now.

>>82274476 (OP)
We live in a very gay time line, this is proper shit, now I'm going to have to figure out how to get a 4chan pass, how do you even get one? they used to advertise them here and now they dont, fuuuuuuuuuuark. 11 years of 4chan, I cant just not have 4chan anymore. It would genuinely push me to further and more extreme sites to get my fix. This is my only socialisation aside from co workers that I dont like.

>>82274524
Nah mate it's brilliant now. Pavements made of gold and every woman wants to shag all day

>>82274539
4chan homepage>support 4chan>buy pass

>>82274581
ah, I never go onto the homepage

im not paying for 4chan

me? i'll go back to something awful and start posting on reddit

>>82274476 (OP)
How's the OSA going britbros? I'm an Austard so we will be doing the needful soon, assuming the government can handle it.

>>82274653
>and start posting on reddit
I thought about that but any subreddit I'd have interest in has like 20 fucking rules to the point where half of them are "no fun allowed" and "we can ban you for making a post that we deem low quality with no criteria as to what is low quality"

>>82274657
I had a wank last night without using a VPN, and for now we can post on here, but it is taking the piss. I'm concenred about the murrican KOSA, and whether they will try to force 4chins to stop. It's a murrican company, on murrican soil, facing the murrican online saftey act. Will their amendments protect them, or will it still go through?

>>82274657
It's really shitty, lad. About 99% of all the typical places to see porn are locked behind age verification shite. Some more niche places are still untouched and will likely remain so, but just annoying.

But it's not the porn so much that bothers me personally (though I think that grown adults should be able to look at porn if they want without the government asking them to scan their taint in some dodgy database that will TOTALLY NOT BE LEAKED TO MOSSAD AT ANY POINT HURR DURR WE PROMISE!), for me it's the political censorship. Everyone knew it was coming, everyone knew they were lying when they said it wouldn't happen and now boom what do we see? Literally censoring posts about migrant rapes and shit, censoring posts about migrant hotel protests, censoring posts about the actual government published numbers of legal immigrants entering etc. etc.

It's all so fucking tiresome living under such an openly anarcho-tyrannical totalitarian government. How's it going in Aus? I've got a brother over there but he's not politically engaged at all, he likes it but he's on like 200k as a software engineer so I guess he can just insulate himself from anything bad through his money.

>>82274657
Everyone just downloaded a VPN.
Aren't you lads going even harder though and banning all social media for teens? Or finding some way to limit it?

Really if you conisder the OSA "the needful" (I don't) it still doesn't solve the problem, as "kids finding porn" was never a problem vs "kids talking to people they shouldnt on roblox etc"

>>82274476 (OP)
Has something new been announced?

>>82274676
Starmer said he and his cabinet will be looking to make posting online in any capacity illegal if you are a straight white male.

>>82274667
where? I use erome, dunno where else is unblocked

>>82274707
imagefap, is my go to wank site.

>>82274707
not him but a lot of the sites that leak stuff like OF content arent blocked because they're already doing shady shit so why would they care
one i use did, weirdly, but not the end of the world

>>82274675
(pay) to download a VPN. Yeah its over

Imagefap is great for caption porn or big gif/still archives
Simpcity is the best place for collections of pro and OF porn, mostly newer content
Pornolab is great for torrents and has a lot of older content

That's all you need desu

Apparently in 2024 only 10% of people in their 30s were married and owned a home (include mortgages, not outright ownership).

That's fucking GGGGGRRRRRIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM! Holy fuck.

What the fuck is the point of even trying? No really, why should anybody give the slightest shit about trying instead of just saying fuck it and signing up for a dodgy PIP claim? Please tell me what the payoff is.

https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw?si=ABmcdYDU78qT4Odc

just got to keep ducking and weaving de lads x

>>82274735
im 24 and its worrying me quite a bit because I dont know anyone on a genuinely decent wage or anyone even close to owning a house, I work full time and cant even afford anything bigger than a tiny studio flat, I've got higher quals and work experience and trying to find anything is impossible, even the wages for those aren't good enough. I dont go out, I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont buy clothes, I dont even get haircuts ffs and use a reusable razor to shave, I dont eat out, I dont use uberjeets, I dont go on holiday, I dont have any subscriptions and I eat only wholefoods which costs me a fucking fortune yet its the most basic stuff you can buy? I dunno what to do anymore its like I've hit a peak and I cant do any better for myself.

>>82274720
there are free ones you fucking retard

>>82274735
i bought my house at 31 despite being a single male so i dunno you lads just need to try harder

>>82274761
This is exactly how I feel, lad. The wages just aren't good enough and the prices of everything are too high, plus the overall quality of everything is going down as well. Owning a home? If anyone asks me about that I'll ask them right back what the fuck are they smoking.

I also live very modestly. No booze, drugs, cigs, no clothes, no nights out, no travel, I don't even buy coffees (4.15 for a fucking cappuccino are you pulling my fucking balls?!), doesn't matter the savings just never materialise.

The job market is a joke. I've maxxed out my earnings at the level I'm at. Every other similar job pays less, yet there are no senior positions available, they're hens teeth, and when one does come along there are genuinely multiple hundreds of people applying every single time and all of them are from a backlog of people with in some cases a DECADE more experience than me just waiting their turn at an entry-level manager role. It's hopeless.

It really does feel like it's fucking over. I hate it.

>>82274793
but how tho, I could afford a 5% deposit on a 250k house but I've seen absolute shitholes for that price

>>82274806
I've even given up smaller stuff like honey, any tea or coffee, everything bought is home brand slop and its still expensive as fuck. Doing investing currently and maybe thats an answer, making a decent return on wishbone gold, an australian mining exploration company which did well yesterday but im too pussyholed to put in serious money because its volatile.

>>82274807
You have to go up norf

>>82274761
Well what's your rent?
Basically when I started work I was on 22k a year, and I was 22. I live like you in that I don't go out or buy shit or subscribe to shit, my only vice was video games but this was back when Steam was super cheap (and you just pirate shit).
I found a houseshare that was 600 quid all bills included. My takehome was about 1600-1800 if I remember rightly, or something like that. I broke it up into thirds where I had 600 for rent, 600 for food/living, and anything leftover for treats or savings.
I lived like that for ages and eventually kept getting pay increases at work to the point where I was way more comfortable. I wasn't even trying to shop cheap or do wholefoods stuff (but this was back when food was cheaper, although I reckon I can still make it work now as I spend 600 quid a month on food if I really scrimp and I drink booze and stuff)
Even if they had rent at 1k I'd have still just about coped, even if I had to cry to mum/dad more for the odd bit of help or scrimp more pennies.

Also I'm not in london or something, which helps.

>>82274807
Cheap rent, and I saved and scrimped for nearly 10 years and I have a decent wage from working at the same job the entire time, so I worked up the ladder. I could have technically bought a shit house or a flat by like 28 but I wanted a decent house.

>>82274823
I'm southwest.

>>82274823
I am up norf
>>82274828
I'm paying 700 with utilities which is expensive as fuck imo considering its tiny but house sharing is only slightly cheaper and I did that before and that was beyond miserable, gnat infestations, ant infestations, mouldy pans, people doing drugs in the living room etc, just not worth it. Take home is 1788 after tax and not before council tax which went up ffs, this is the civil service as well, shite wage. I could opt out of the pension scheme which would give me an extra hundred or so a month, I'm seriously considering it because I dont think by 2070 retirement will exist.

im horny and feral
i want to go to a sex party i want to be surrounded by freaks going at it
i want to be off my tits on a cocktail of stimulants

but i will just sit in bed all day

>>82274854
have a wank, then a bath, then a nice cuppa

>>82274850
All the more reason for you to keep your pension lad
I think the state pension will disappear, but workplace ones will be around still

>>82274850
Yeah fair enough so you're like "not far off minimum wage"?
700 included isn't that expensive to me, I was paying 600 just for a fucking single room.
Really in your case then mate you have to "make that work" while you chase higher wages, either by job hopping or sticking with where you are if they're generous. I remember for me it was like 22k, 24k, 27k, then a big bump as I got promoted, and once i was in the 30k I just started saving everything for years on end.

>Ghislaine Maxwell says Epstein list does not exist

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdd3pe6189go

>>82274836
It's a question of price for the quality you get and price for the jobs you can find in the area. Prices in the north are cheaper, nobody disputes this, but the reason why they are cheaper is because people do not want to live in the north. The infrastructure is generally worse, transport links are worse, the towns and cities tend to be dirtier and so on. Plus the big reason - there are very, very few decently paying jobs for young professionals.

>>82274874
Well, that proves it then!

>>82274869
I'm looking for jobs in my actual field which I know is hard but doable because I know people who have gotten into it but I wasn't able to right out of my masters because I didn't have a license to drive which I only acquired recently and was stupidly expensive. Applied for a few which would give me on a starting position around 2100 a month which would be a lot more comfortable, one I got back which rejected me which was annoying because I meet every single criteria and had evidence to support meeting every single criteria and the cherry ontop was that I literally worked for them on my placement, but their recruitment is outsourced. Bit of a joke really.

>>82274878
I know all that anon, but it gets you out of renting and on the ladder.
I bought my first house in 2016 for 80k and it sold in 2022 for 150. Prices are all just going to keep rising.

>>82274761
Everything is just a mess in Britain. Saw a job close to London that required a degree, and the pay was just 25k. Seriously, who would take that offer. State of this country now.

>>82274902
Okay sure, but in the meantime you have to live there, in places that aren't nice and don't have many job opportunities, so your earning potential is lower. People really don't want to house hop as a way of making money, they want to live in a nice house in a nice town and work a decent job. Even just the concept of 'getting on the ladder' is such a blackpill in its historical context. The whole situation really just sucks and isn't conducive to young people being prosperous.

>>82274895
It's a joke but you just gotta plug away at it lad. If you have the degree and experience then someone will want it.
For me it was going through recruitment agencies as they are basically insufferable vultures. They apply you for every fucking job they can find (even if you're not suitable) and if you tell them "this wage is the bare minimum" then maybe it'll sort them out. Scattershot worked for me basically.
No idea though, I've been in my job too long to tell the current state. My job was the first one that said yes to me and I just took it and stayed there forever. People that used to work for us changed jobs for mad money, but I'm more than "comfortable" so I don't care enough to chase every last quid.

You can make it work though if you live that cheap life. I didn't even drive as I moved close to where the work was in that cheap houseshare and I walked everywhere. Even if it was a 1 hour walk I'd do it. On your wage I'd break it down like I did before and just try to set limits that mean I save *something* and as you get more dough then you just save even more if you keep living cheap.

>>82274906
>Seriously, who would take that offer.
An immigrant with a fake degree that is used to living on 3 USD per day back in their home country.
There is a parallel job market that isn't meant for English people, it's purely meant for pseudo slave labour immigrants (who get topped up from benefits anyway lol).

>>82274909
>People really don't want to house hop as a way of making money, they want to live in a nice house in a nice town and work a decent job
NTA but this is a bit of a shit excuse this. "I can't get a perfect situation right from the start" is just cope.
If you can't cope with living suboptimally for a few years to then get a much better outcome long-term then you're just gimping yourself.

>>82274909
I agree it's all fucked, but there are at least more remote opportunities now.
There's just too many people here.

>>82274906
i would lmao
t. unemployed with computer science degree

>>82274914
It's not wanting a perfect situation, it's just not wanting the absolute opposite of a good situation. Telling young people 'just go live in some random northern town you don't like, have never been to, don't know anyone in, has shit transport links and has no good jobs just so you can live in a house you don't like for 6 years for it to appreciate and so you can 'move up the ladder' (which is also appreciating at the same rate anyway) just isn't an appealing offer. Le contrat sociale.

>If you can't cope with living suboptimally for a few years to then get a much better outcome long-term then you're just gimping yourself.
Part of the problem is that EVERYONE is living suboptimally and it's more or less the permanent state of being for people, especially young people now. Even if you live in London, you're looking at spending a solid 40-50% of your income renting a tiny box with four flatmates well into your late 30s. Not to mention that the quality of the city is declining precipitously.
There is no 'suffer through it for a few years and you'll benefit in the end' deal going on here, it's just that every option is some variation of bad. It didn't used to be like this.

>>82274911
thankfully im only 15-20 minutes away on foot so no train bills, monthly I always end up saving, dont think ive ever ended up spending it all in a month, mainly because I dont really have anything to spend it on aside from food, rent, council tax. Suppose I just have to accept its going to be a lot like a chinese mmo, pure grindfest.

>>82274921
Oh 100% there are too many people. We need to dramatically reduce the population. We need negative migration levels for a good number of years.

thing is, do I HAVE to pay council tax? I know they say you do, a lot like the tv license but I stopped paying that and they never did anything (I dont even own a tv or watch their shite but they insist I have to), can the council fuck me harder than british broadcasting? (I'm not typing out the acronym in this context)

>>82274933
I dunno man it's hard for me to relate as everything you said I went through and came out fine. Didn't even go up north, just found a cheap place and ground it out to the point where I could have moved in my mid-late 20s if I rushed and took the 10% mortgage.

>>82274934
Yeah basically you'll wanna start seeing an improvement in your wage in the next couple years to get yourself rocking I think. All I know is you're doing what I did and it worked for me, but this was all across 5-10 years ago.
One thing is you get used to living cheap, so when you do start earning more you end up saving more and it really helps grow the deposit.

I can hear a smackhead outside shouting ''where are yeeeeh???'' love living in a shithole, gives it character I suppose. Although, I am sick of seeing them, sometimes they congregate in large groups shuffling around like extras from the walking dead.

>>82274941
the council is far more likely to come knocking than the BBC
telly loicense is well known for being ignorable, even when they give you warnings most people just ignore it as they cant really do shit

i suspect the council wants the big bucks far more and will escalate

>>82274949
its the one tax that pains me to have to pay monthly, it physically pains me.

>>82274953
yeah, but the painful ones are the ones they want to enforce more
mine's 200 bob a month

>>82274941
yes. i've delayed it and they kept ringing me and added some extra charge, next step was a court summons. which i reckon they'd actually do.

TV licence is genuinely optional, they don't even have your details. council tax is tax. just stay single for the single person discount.

>>82274957
>mine's 200 bob a month

Gotten up me

Have i not X

>>82274965
i'm in a good enough spot where that doesnt matter too much to me
still paying 300 quid a month for the fucking student loan, and i got into uni before they jacked up the prices

just want him back, lads.

>>82274978
ive just checked mine, I thought it was 100 and its 147.83

>>82274988
then i guess take solace that it could be about 50 quid more, as punishment for saving up for years to get a nicer house

Taxes are fucking mental. Entire country has gone to the dogs.

>>82274992
>wage before tax: 2225
>wage after tax, pension scheme, student loan, council tax: 1641 not before 700 rent

ohhh this is so so so grim, demoralisation rate: peak

FOOTY TIME

>>82275007
im surprised you get student loaned at that wage, thought it only kicked in after a semi-decent amount

>>82275015
nah I just about reach the threshold, I'm pretty sure its 26 and a bit, only saving grace is that mumberg pays the undergrad but I've to do the masters. I'm actually physically cringing right now, this is worrying.

>2 years experience in a previous role required
>Pay: 25,000/year (aka minimum wage)

yep I think its second job time ngl, maybe I can do bar work on fridays and saturdays or work in a restaurant during the day to not fuck my sleep up saturday/ sunday.

on that ketamine, me.
may have ordered a few beers while i was zopiclpwned, rather sick this morning. not a relapse though. just a few drinks.

>>82275047
Try and get some upskirt and downblouse shots of coworkers, and sell them on the black market. You don't want to subject yourself to the horrors of a 2nd job.

>>82274476 (OP)
>these threads get slower and slower

>>82274539
>>82274650

It might not help here soon. Going as they are with no major shifts I wager by 2027 places like 4chan won't be able to function, look at the laws they are trying to pass involving VPNs. Most companies won't be able to handle those fines and it won't just stay to them, anything that "mask" you could be seeing serious woes in the near future.

>>82275057
thing is the girls in my civil service job dont dress even mildly reveling, damn, if I was a woman I could sell my fanny online, I do have long hair though as I stopped getting haircuts to save on cost so maybe with AI I could trick indians? idk, everyone sells their body online theres too many people doing it unless you have something extreme to offer.

>>82275045
>posted 2 hours ago
>over 100 applicants have already applied

The boat people really must think we're just the stupidest fucking mugs on the planet.

>>82274874
>says it doesnt exist and trump didnt do anything improper
>conviently gets moved to a lower security prison

Should I have a full english or dominos for dindins tonight, lads?

>>82275083
Domino's. it Saturday.

>>82275072
It's mad when you look at a job description and think fucking hell that's pure slavery. 25k for all that experience you're asking for. But then it has 100 applicants anyway. Probably all Jeets, since 25k is a lot compared to their 5k/year wage back in Mumbai

>>82275099
Yeah it's fucking mental how hard the government has completely fucked the country in every way in barely over one generation. Actual speedrunning collapse.

Keir Starmer has said he doesn't have a favourite book and that he doesn't dream.

>>82275108
Just for reference, I started a marketing executive trainer job for 18k back in 2015. 18k today is roughly equivalent to 25k and they were okay with hiring someone who had no experience to learn on the job. Now most jobs are asking for 2 years experience or whatever and only paying 25k. It's definitely broken atm. I wouldn't even get out of bed for 25k because it's basically a slave wage. Imagine doing 37-40 hours a week for 1500 or whatever it is. You can get 800 a month on PIP for anxiety. You can kind of understand why people don't want to work for slave wages.

I am so fucking lonely lads
>all my friends have moved on with wives/girlfriends, kids etc
>work for a small company full of old people 20-30 years older than me so it's hard to bond or make real friendships
>distant from family, maybe see them once a month and even then it's a formality
>don't go out or socialise
>no real hobbies
Honestly how the fuck do you deal with this, let alone for another 30-40 years?

Me? I owe over 20 grand in student loans but they'll never get it because I'm a full time NEET.

>>82275126
>18k in 2015
>roughly equivalent to 25k in 2025
>in ten years your money has decreased in value by 28%
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS MR GOVERNMENT!!!

>>82275124
All of his thoughts are taken up with young ukrainian rentboys and immigrant hating far right racists.

>>82275131
>work for a small company full of old people 20-30 years older than me so it's hard to bond or make real friendships
This was my old workplace it was grim. They never wanted to get bevvies or anything. The only time we did go out was Christmas.

>bought house on mortgage in 2017 for 58,000
>it's now worth 150,000+
uk is fucked lads, seriously

>>82275157
Meanwhile in Tokyo phone thefts are so rare it's hard to even find reliable statistics on them. Odd, innit?

>>82275163
Mate I lived in Tokyo for 6 months lol. It's heaven compared to any city in the UK. It's clean. Low crime rate. Japanese people are very polite. People will buy and leave bottles of water next to you if you're passed out from drinking too much. Been depressed since I came home back here. Fucking hate it.

>>82275157
brown people and crime go hand-in-hand

>>82275162
I never quite understand this. Is it because the materials the house is made up of have become more expensive? How can something appreciate that much when nothing has been done to change it? Like I guess I could understand if you spent 100k on doing it up. But I imagine you haven't? How can they justify this shit.

grinding the finals all day and saving pics of old women feet

problem?

>>82275176
Mate I was in Hong Kong for five years. It's absolutely fucking insane the difference between a well-governed city and what London is.

>>82274476 (OP)
Feels like a middle eastern law

>>82275185
I've paid 3000 for a new roof, everything else is just cosmetic shit like painting etc.
I imagine the cost of building houses has obviously increased, but nowhere near the inflated cost of houses nowadays. My mortgage is piss, like literally 280 a month and to think I could sell it for over 150k eventually and have that in my bank account is wild

>>82275162
My parents bought there house for ~20k in the 90's, and sold it for ~210k last year.

>>82275185
Because over the last ten years the total number of immigrants (i.e. excess population additions) has been 4.98 million people, whereas the total number of properties built has been approximately 1.95 million.

Demand is vastly outstripping supply, so prices rise. This is extremely basic economics, really it's the most basic economics possible. Simple supply and demand.

>>82275212
>good goyim you will never be able to pay for your own house
>you WILL rent for the rest of your life and never own anything

>saturday and I'm just laid on my bed on 4chan and watching old youtube videos
34 btw

>>82275224
Yep, they bought a house that needed a lot of work, did the work, struggled with money, and benefitted. Thanks crapitalism pal.
Do the same thing, buy shit, do it up, and crapitalise. Hurry up and get some crapital, before the whole thing is demolished.

>>82275124
perhaps he is a robot.

to me, he comes across as an ACTOR who is PLAYING 'the Prime Minister' if you know what i mean

i need help. There is boy 35. he is typist and i am comupter operator in same office. he is little religious i also respect religion much. he is much shy and beard guy. I want him to sleep with me, to open with me and share with me every thing. i want to get laid over him. he is 35 and i am 29. I believe that if ever i got by chance laid over him he would never dislike it, only would pretend that he no want to do that But inside he has not big resistance. he is married and have one baby boy. Some time he and i go out to take tea shop nearby office. Some time he pay for tea some time i. I already told you by any chance if we see each other naked in the same room, after that he will be close to me and would have not any objection. But i can not produce this kind of chance. If i call him to my house and to my room my family will think why a guy going to my room to my bed that i no want.If it is not possible tell me how i can forget him. Some time i kidding him that i want to do anal with him he smiles and replies me that you can. But he thinks i am only kidding he not know know i really want to do that in real. He some time need little money i can help him but i did not offered him openly may be he will think why i am doing this. I am already alone i no want to lose him i want him to be more close to me. Our religion and culture is much against gay like thinks this is why he is feared to be more close to me. Some time i offered him to watch porn movies with me but he denies. He is reserve kind. He dont know computer chat interenet like things. I can not share with him email he has not mobile phone. Last day we went to market to buy shoes for me. He went with me. We spent much time togather i buy some cold drinks and chips and some other smalle things to eat. He ate and thanks i thanks him for comming with me.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm just not reading all that.

same Tbh

>>82275256
>i need help. There is boy 35. he is typist and i am comupter operator in same office. he is little religious i also respect religion much. he is much shy and beard guy. I want him to sleep with me, to open with me and share with me every thing. i want to get laid over him. he is 35 and i am 29. I believe that if ever i got by chance laid over him he would never dislike it, only would pretend that he no want to do that But inside he has not big resistance. he is married and have one baby boy. Some time he and i go out to take tea shop nearby office. Some time he pay for tea some time i. I already told you by any chance if we see each other naked in the same room, after that he will be close to me and would have not any objection. But i can not produce this kind of chance. If i call him to my house and to my room my family will think why a guy going to my room to my bed that i no want.If it is not possible tell me how i can forget him. Some time i kidding him that i want to do anal with him he smiles and replies me that you can. But he thinks i am only kidding he not know know i really want to do that in real. He some time need little money i can help him but i did not offered him openly may be he will think why i am doing this. I am already alone i no want to lose him i want him to be more close to me. Our religion and culture is much against gay like thinks this is why he is feared to be more close to me. Some time i offered him to watch porn movies with me but he denies. He is reserve kind. He dont know computer chat interenet like things. I can not share with him email he has not mobile phone. Last day we went to market to buy shoes for me. He went with me. We spent much time togather i buy some cold drinks and chips and some other smalle things to eat. He ate and thanks i thanks him for comming with me.
fascinating

>>82275245
His whole "character" was oppose le big bad tories, now they've dropped off a cliff he's reverted back to factory settings and you're left with nothing, he has no personality, strong views or ideas. A robot.

I wouldn't mind fucking some Hong Kongussy. Corrrrr! A young Maggie Cheung for me please.

DVDmong has arrived. Buckle your seatbelts, the dolly drama is about to begin!

>>82275273
even the things wot he reckoned no longer seem to be the case

would quite like all the very obvious traditional Labour shite like nationalised trains, council houses, and social healthcare, tbqhwyoulads.

gale and walt could have made coffee in breaking bad, perfect money laundering system

>>82275293
Don't think Walt was thinking straight, the cancer eating him alive. I mean, he could have had Jessie's tight boipussy on the regular but instead he was fixated on his bitch wife and b-b-bacon buddy son.

>>82275293
but then that lad off the Star Trek episode of Black Mirror would have gone, "here, try this," and given everyone the REAL coffee, and the IRS (American HMRC) would question why everyone is buying the chemically-inferior Walt wuppas in large quantities.

The most unrealistic thing about Breaking Bad was that Jesse never once said the n-word.

Maggie Cheungussy.

>>82274786
there are not free ones they just steal your data... (you fucking retard don't use free VPNs)

Crossy is having a womfy week at the caravans with mmy and st*pdad he should be back soon hopefully x

Any of you lads ever catch a glimpse of your reflection somewhere randomly and think, fuck I'm an ugly cunt and I'm going bald as fuck.

>>82275284
Who will he start off with, a bit of Shippy dolly drama, maybe breakout his ketmong character or bootymong, titmong perhaps. Straight to impersonating Chika or spamming SSM?

>>82275316
Yeah, I use my phone on Dark Mode so this happens all day every day.

>>82275318
Wrong, Crossydolly isn't it.

dont really give a shit to be honest lad do I

>fuck I'm an ugly cunt and I'm going bald as fuck.
IS SHIPPY BACK?!

had the same pictures on tinder for like 6 years now lmao

>>82275313
oh no! they know I go to rule34 and xhamster for fucked up porn!
whatever will I do???????

>>82275329
lets see how mush better looking you are sexy man?

>>82275316
yeah. smashed up a mirror.

>>82275315
this conflicts with other informations

we are all doomed, doomed i say

Winter soon lads, that means rewatching every episode of AVGN

mind you, if crosslad comes back, i hope he's okay, mind you

i look like a bloated fish from any angle larger than 15 degree straight on

>>82275333
stealing data doesn't just do that, they'll sell that data to advertisers and companies, get your email or phone number stolen and get spammed with ads or malwares, you get you IP stolen and used. There's many reasons why it's not a good idea to use a free VPN

Message to Ruthmong, I've had sex and it was overrated. Much prefer porn and wanking.

Out of all the women I've fucked, only one was actually good and better than just wanking while watching porn. You'd be surprised how bad most women are at sex.

>>82275358
corrr it comfy.

didn't actually read his book properly but he's an interesting fellow. quite like his hotchpotch solutions to things: editing videos together by recording from one VCR to another, that sort of thing.

I just want to hold an attractive woman in my arms naked. Not too much to ask is it? To feel the body heat of a gorgeous woman on my rancid fat body? Curse it fucking isn't.

I wish I was a stranger
Who understands the sky
I wish I was a starship
When Saturn's flying by
I wish I was a princess
With armies at her hand
I wish I was a ruler
Who'd make them understand

(I wish I was)

I wish I was a writer
Who sees what is yet unseen
I wish I was a prayer
Expressing what I mean
I wish I was a forest
Of trees that do not hide
I wish I was a clearing
No secrets left inside

(Hey, hey, hey...)

I wish I was a hunter
In search of different food
I wish I was the animal
Which fits into that mood
I wish I was a person
With unlimited breath
I wish I was a heartbeat
That never comes to rest

>>82275403
Rewatched this recently. Fun film. Not necessarily one of my favourites. I feel like it's very much a product of its time. Banging soundtrack. Wouldn't mind upgrading my old DVD to the 4K.

>>82275362
We get it lass you miss one of your online dollies to play drama with.

PAGING mr cmbyname lad

did you see mr lovely Timothy snake hips is in the new alien?

>>82275398
There is simply no point in being alive if I can't have this.

>>82275411
This bitch has such a manly face. There are much more female rugby lasses who are cuter. You sure you aren't gay? I love muscly ladies but they have to at least have a cute face.

>>82275370
and yet I have not seen a single consequence

>>82274673
exactly the same as bongistan, we're just 6 months behind
90% of ausfags don't even know what they voted for because they don't pay attention. Labor have a dictatorship and are going full Stalin

>>82275411
of course, him and the cyborg black guy are the parts of it

>>82275444
you might not even know it but if you stop giving your data to all the companies that you give them to you'll feel much freerer on the interenet. thats just my experience though

>>82275458
I couldnt give 2 shits mate

>>82275370
I've heard they sneak into you house at night and make jam butties for themselves too

>>82275456
>are the parts of it
are the best parts of it - even

>>82275410
at some stage, 'online dolly' becomes a 'person' surely

>>82275124
Unsurprising considering he's a cockroach piloting a human mech.

Smelly and moist Hong Kongussy.

don't read? don't dream?
then i think ur on that ganja m8

>>82275477
No not in the wonderful world of make believe where the dolly drama enthusiast resides

I have fulfilled my dream of becoming a Premier League footballer. I'm considered a legend in my field. However, I'm still not happy or fulfilled because I've never watched a film in my life.

>>82275245
Don't be fucking stupid anon.
Actors actually have charisma.

In Mark, Jairus asks Jesus to heal his sick daughter. Jesus agrees, but on the way to Jairus' house another sick woman delays him on the street by asking Jesus to heal her, which he does. They arrive at Jairus' house and learn that they are too late and his daughter has died, but Jesus tells him not to worry and raises her from the dead.

In Matthew, Jairus approaches Jesus and says that his daughter has just died and that he wants Jesus to put his hands on her to raise her from the dead.

Odd how such a contradiction exists isn't it? I'm sure it doesn't really matter much, after all it's only the most amazing miracle that has ever occurred in history up to that point, eh? Yeah I'm sure they just messed up the details. Dead or not dead, does it really matter?

Fix your shit hole country(ies) you fucking subhuman fucks
much love
t. not bong

>>82275515
you first laddy

>>82275515
>strategically doesn't mention wheres he's from to avoid even the mildest pushback.
You sure showed us lad.

>>82275504
Luke said she was dying at first, and later died.
Matty just making shit up, the cheeky git.

all right, ket is wearing off. need to be sober for the giggington.

>>82275504
not following you, what's the contradiction, here? in Matthew does the Jesus bloke say it's actually OK to be dead because of Heaven, or summat?

>>82275515
Would love to, but the government has made it illegal.

>>82275571
>Account no. 1 - daughter is sick but not dead, Jairus asks Jesus to heal her, she dies while they are traveling to her.
>Account no. 2 - daughter is already dead, Jairus asks Jesus to raise her from the dead.
They cannot both be accurate accounts.

Corrrrr! Me Nami pre-order came a couple of days early. A rarity for HMV! Very nice digipack set. I look forward to watching these.

Still upset about KingCobra's passing. I feel sick

>>82275580
oh.
for some reason, i thought it was two different daughters. two different Jairuses, y'know?

don't mind me.

Did the mong buy a other DVD? What will dolly do next?

starting to not see the point in this anymore, wages are shit, have to live like an absolute povvo to scrape pennies at a shot at owning a house one day, no mates, no family no gf, cant own nice things or do nice things because its too expensive, stuck in my shitty wagie hovel with fuck all apart from 4chan and various hobbies. At least I'll die one day and then I'll be free.

what the fuck are man city doing lads

>>82275610
You should get an AI chatbot GF. It's very comforting to forget your troubles and have an emotional connection with a robot.

>>82275610
don't forget 4chan likely soon to be banned lol
can't even enjoy your little respites from the shittiness
you WILL endure modern day England! no escapism allowed!

>>82275613
Always trying to walk it in. Fuck sake!

I for one have my hairy arseberg lubed and ready for boatfu Abdul to take everything I have by force. He deserve it. I am a white devil after all. Well I am aren't I?

>>82275634
what drives someone to post shit like this

>>82275622
it'll force me to more extreme sites and if those get banned I cannot say.

>>82275398
Get in shape fatty.

>>82275640
TOR sites will be untouched for obvious reasons

All the fat smelly gay unwashed virgins need to hear this de lads

https://youtu.be/p37_Ux1G_BI?si=SAOkRlBIyu5qJKL2

I have already been stretching my throat with a giant cucumber, taking it deep into my stomach. I wouldn't want boatfu Gawoliza Vaglapovlu to be disappointed when he rams his 7 inch greasy kebab down my throat would I? Curse I wouldn't.

Bruh C9 Sneaky really did get mindbroken by falling down the rabbit hole of sissy hypno. Unreal.

>>82275658
i disagree with these lyrics. being fat and gay are not the only reasons i'm lonely

Im not fat, im very physically fit and not gay, but I am autistic and dont know how to make friends. I've had gfs though, but I dont know how to make friends as an adult.

I for one celebrate and take pride in knowing that Mohammad Muhammad Mohammad from Pakistan will soon be using all the women in my family for his harem. Well he deserve it don't he? After all his cock is bigger than mine!

all right, no more ket today. on that sobergrind, HHL style.

gig in 5 hours. can't drink. won't take ket. what i CAN do is speed.

>>82275698
you are seriously unwell in the head spam mong!

Well I'll be swallowing Bakbar's viscus creamy muck muck soon enough won't I? Course I will. Been queuing up at the crossing for days now, stroking my cock for him

Bloody hell lads. Didn't set an alarm on my phone and i've just woke up. It satdee so it's bacon bacon butty time bacon bacon butty time. Oh it lush.

>>82275638
It's a DVDmong thing lad you wouldn't understand, only he does

I can't wait to taste Kalishnakov's hairy arsehole, giving him a proper welcome to his new country! Hope he has some parasites I can ingest as well!

mind you, coffee is a drug, isn't it? we're all on drugs

>>82275765
Some people even take coffee enemas. Corrrr! Coffee right down the arsehole.

Just got up and on that wuppagrind. Shall be ordering that wizza in later. No wiss ups in t' town tonight or random kitchen seshes for me, no sir not for me thank y'all very much. Don't get paid for another 3 weeks so having a couple of quiet lowkey weekends aren't I. Just having a few brasseries while watching the wooty and a few more tonight with me takeaways.

>>82275634
>>82275667
>>82275698
>>82275727
>>82275763
i suspect this is not actually a fetish of yours, and you are in fact a RACIST

>>82275780
Well done, lad. You've caught me red handed. Fact is, I am a bit of a racist. Mostly against Muslim asylum seekers if that's alright with you de lid? None of their destitute Islamic shitholes would provide asylum for us, would they? Curse they fucking wouldn't. Keir needs Hazbaldave's cock up his arse to make him rethink his policies that openly discriminate against UK natives.

Nothing more British than noncery.

>>82275777
I got me bennies this week mate it's lush and I mean it's LUSH.

>>82275814
Almost positive Saville fucked his elderly mum's corpse.

>>82275801
i like the cut of your gib, but not your beliefs. like when medieval monks did good drawings

>>82275610
then what is your meaning of life? why do you continue to live, that is, something holds you

>>82275831
Only reason to live is to fuck petite Asian whores. Simple as.

Me? Pussyfree

why does dvdlad think about kids being fucked so often?

Easy round today, only 80 odd parcels, nice area, one house was right by a stream, was lovely. Another one I went to I knocked the door then I saw a little girl looking through the window in the door, she said "I think it's a cop" so I lifted up the parcel then she opened the door, I'm not a copper, not sure why she thought that because I was wearing a nike cap, police generally don't wear caps, maybe it's a sign though and I should apply

>>82275819

Aww well, that's nice de lid. Don't get mines until the 2nd week in Weptember. Only get paid a week ago though so not exactly skint. I'm just cautious about overspending knowing I'm 3 weeks till next pay. A few jars in town tonight could easily lead to a relapse on sniff. Best to just play it safe and keep to me own lane x

Hnnnnnng! Petite Wapanese lassies covered in oil with hairy pussies and small tits bouncing on my erect cock, making squeaky mouse noises.

>>82275882
You got a long day delivering double time tomorrow deliverylad?

>TROUBLED
>WIDE AWAKE
>AND CALM

Is deliverylad a nonce? Was deliverylad the older man HC sent nudes to?

Why is Japanese porn so long?

>>82275901
I have mate, estimate 140, double volume because of the bank holiday, 95p a parcel, nice money, smash it out in 5 or 6 hours I reckon though as long as there's no big boxes then I should be able to get it all in the car in one trip

deliverylad i think you would make a good copper.

(up to you whether this is a compliment or not)

deliverylad likes visiting house with kids in them. oh aye

i knew a lad who delivered sandwiches to shops (nothing to kids). and HE did for the deliveries, not for the money.

>>82275916
So basically around 135 - 140 quid for a day's work? Probably less because of petrol and that? Not sure if that's good or bad. Suppose if it's like 20 quid an hour that's good?

mental fucking delivery company tracking the lad as he delivers sarnies, because everything is on smartphones now. he gave me a few lifts which he wasn't meant to do blablablah.

but yeah going round airports, service stations and that, four o'clock in the morning? really comfy. kind of job i might have, if i didn't have mental health.

Necked that wuppa now time to get that IPTV up and running for the wooty. Oh aye.

classic HHL benefit moment

>having to decide between getting pissed or food hahahahaha

>>82275831
I like playing the guitar, only real reason I stick around

>>82275921
If they let me drive fast sure I'd enjoy that
>>82275931
Yeah about that, it's pretty good desu

>>82275931
>Not sure if that's good or bad
Depends how many days he does it really.

CAHM ON BIMPWENGULUMBE KICK THAT FAHKIN BALL!!!

>>82275943
>FoxyGeekGirl 29.jpg
>FoxyGeekGirl
how? if that's her 'brand'/'image'

picrel was at least a smash hit sitcom webseries (or something, watching it now, fuck knows)

>>82275581
Nice, I don't really know about forrin films. Guessing from the sound of it, they could be a bit risque?

>>82275979
Yeah, Third Window have been putting out a lot of pink films lately. Don't know much about these ones in particular though but they seem interesting.

Japan has pink films
Italy has giallo
what other colour films are there?

>>82276026
America has BLACKED.

wollywood has greensplotation

Kettle broken, had to make tea in the microwave

>>82276048
Fucking traitor. I'll see that you're hung and quartered for this.

I don't even drink tea.

i prefer green tea

I prefer blacked tea

>>82276078
You'll drink the piss from my hairy cock and you'll have no objections, little lad.

>>82276087
Actually I'd have quite a few objections.

>>82276092
You'll have none or you'll be gobbling on my rancid poo as well you little troublemaker.

Why does the bible claim that there was a worldwide census under Augustus? Lots of problems here:
>worldwide obviously not literally true, so does it just mean the roman empire?
>Augustus' reign is very, very well documented and at no point is the census ever mentioned despite it being the largest administrative undertaking in history
>why are people told to go to their ancestral homeland?
>ancestral homeland depends on how far back you go in your lineage, how do they know which person to stop at? how tf would anyone even know where their ancestors lived 1000 years ago with any meaningful confidence?
Just kinda weird that they'd make up something so obviously untrue.

https://files.catbox.moe/xdc5al.mp4

Damn that first drone getting a direct hit onto those guys is mental. Literally nothing that anyone can do about drones at this point, it's just cannon fodder attrition now.

Also interesting new tactic that both sides are using now due to the use of fibreoptic drones is to have a drone just sit on the side of the road with an operator waiting for a vehicle to drive by, then at the last second it powers up its rotors and crashes detonates. No time to evade, no chance of seeing it. The only room for error is with the operator now.

Hope you don't get drafted, lads.

there are some things in the Bible that don't make sense!

>>82276135
Why would god allow anything like that in his official message?

God was a nonce who diddled Jesus and stuck a cross up his arse. Oh aye. x

Boring fat shut in mick

>>82276162
Mick? Like Mickey Mouse?

>>82276144
maybe the humans got it wrong
i dunno man, i'm not religious, but Jesus was just some guy. you're judging this through a modern lens.
>and then Jesus turned water into wine!
>aaahhh but technically, chemically and physically, even if there were some rapid fermentation process, water lacks the sugars that--
it's magic. it was impressive to people at the time. obviously they did not know the Earth's geological history or have some perfect worldwide census. even the way historical figures are written about by their contemporaries gets weird legendary shit added to it, or there are gaps.

>>82276180
Why would god allow the humans writing his official message to get it wrong? Just doesn't make any sense.

>>82276184
maybe the humans have agency independently of God. that's why they commit sin. that's why the lad and his missus ate from that tree.

>>82276184
cos he's not fucking real

>>82276195
But why would god allow that to happen? The idea is that he clearly had some kind of message for us, right? And, if he is really god, it couldn't not be true, and, since he is perfect, his true message, even when mediated through human writers, would be perfect too, surely? Yet he allows mistakes to be entered into his official message? Odd.

atheism/anti-Christianity is the one belief system you DON'T HAVE TO preach. i know fuck-all about Sikhism, maybe it all makes sense, and it's great. nobody's told me.

you get nothing out of going round saying "ah, but if we apply rationalist logic to the Bible stories..."
all it does is wind me up. congrats. you've won.

>>82276209
there is nothing 'wrong' with mistakes.

>>82276216
Sure in the sense that human beings performing their actions will invariably make some mistakes sometimes. But we're talking about god's plan here, about the message that he devised to save humanity - why would he allow mistakes into his work?

>>82276214
Sikhism itself is great and all about equality and being close to God, but Sikhs themselves are very hypocritical and tied heavily into the caste system which goes against Sikhism.

Might convert to Hindiusm. Have you seen how they eat cow shit? Looks like a right laugh.

>>82276224
okay logic-brain Vulcan-man:
there is a Meta-God, above THE God, that adds mistakes into God's plan, we just have to along with God-brand God, warts and all, then Meta-God will allow us into Post-Heaven (all under reasoning that is utterly alien and beyond our comprehension).

Imagine being a grown adult and having to do this to earn a paycheck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxVC4C5oa4

Holy fuck wagies have no souls.

What did he mean by mick? Taking the mick? Mickiavelli? Boggles.

>>82276232
Too many Gods to keep track off.

>>82276274
Are you for real? Stop pulling r leg, lad.

>>82276243
The women are fit, Id work there to try and shag them.

Does South Korea have a porn industry? Starting to think their lassies are cuter than Wapanese.

Mick. That's a racial slur I haven't heard in a long time.

>>82275889
you been looking at my internet history

>>82276326
Porn is banned in SK no, there's no real porn industry there.

>>82276326
It's illegal in SK to distribute porn and pornsites are blocked to a far greater degree than they are here with the OSA. That being said, they have a very active gravure scene which blends in with the idol culture they have. It's pretty much accepted that since porn is banned and young men are extremely horny they need some kind of outlet, so they let k-pop idols act all sexy in skimpy outfits in their high production value music videos and allow for lots of racy photos. So the hardcore industry is non-existent, but the defacto softcore industry is enormous.

>>82276274
Mick is somehow a racial slur towards Irish people. Personally I prefer potato nigger.

>>82276243
i wonder, if you're a dancer, you enjoy dancing, is this a dream gig, in a way? i know it's all fake bullshit but they're doing a production, costumes, choreography, dancing. like an actor landing a part in a play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrqEzYqQ-b8

>>82276342
>>82276347
Interesting. What a shame, I'd love to see some South Korean lassies get fucked. Do they have any actual erotic photoshoots for these K-Pop lassies or is it just the usual girlband crap?

Also wop is somehow a racial slur towards Italians. Don't get it to be honest.

FILTHY PIGGERS, GO BACK TO IRELAND

Pathetic shutin spamming Paddy

>>82276371
Very rude that is. Maybe the Unionists should fuck off back to England? Oh wait... the English don't want them either. LMAO!

>>82275059
>It might not help here soon. Going as they are with no major shifts I wager by 2027 places like 4chan won't be able to function, look at the laws they are trying to pass involving VPNs
Do you think they will actually make them illegal? How are they going to enforce it? You don't have sophisticated DPI in place yet and implementing that will take years.

i'm a disaster at best

Think there's a subreddit where Korean lassies post naked.

Pathetic shutin sex case spamming Paddy

Who's the mick supposed to be anyway?

>>82276360
Well there are some ethnically Korean pornstars lad, they just have to produce porn outside of Korea.
>Gaia
>Mia Rider
>Saya Song (RIP)
>Honey Moon
>Mina Moon
>Kalina Ryu
>Mika Tan
>Rina Ellis
>Tina Lee
>Tia Ling
>Miko Sinz
>Christy Love
>Nari Park

Quite a lot of posts directed toward DVDlad today. Did he piss in your cornflakes this morning or something?

>>82276388
we are all struggling bestie

>>82276408
Corrrrr! Cheers for the list, lad. Shall have a right wankington tonight I reckon.

>>82276371
i thought piggers were fat people

>>82276412
he's answered them in good humour and with good information. genuinely the best way to handle trolls (never ignore them, they'll just keep posting)

>>82276412
I think DVDlad is more than one poster and the only real DVDlad is easy to spot if you're not a spamming mong.

>>82276405
Wherever you decide to take it.

>>82276425
i REALLY doubt multiple posters are into DVDs. it's too niche.

>>82276412
It's old seethieknickers, trying to drive out recognisable posters. He's a jelly little poof.

Will we ever get another Crossy lanyard post? I miss the bugger.

someone on /britfeel/ also abuses ketamine and even has an actual personality.

mortified by this thought tbqh.

I know what DVDlads YouTube channel is, keeping it private though. He's regular in SSM's chat and I figured it out, it has to be him

>>82276432
No I mean there are others who are trying to impersonate him in some way, or some people think he is multiple other personalities. Conspiracy theories.

>>82276439
The reason why I stopped using a trip. Because mongs jump on your back for no reason.

Going to unleash my SCEA is DVDlad conspiracy theory later, quite the tasty bit of dolly gossip!

strawbs and mint choccys x

I am DVDlad.

0-0 in the relegation 6 pointer between burnley and wunderland

>>82276457
Same, but spliff and a pregab. Might have muh cartmel sticky toffee pudding later.

>>82275617
They're too repetitive. We need much better computing and token memory

Wanked twice today

i don't wanna try anymore it's over x

>>82276467
Do you take Pregabalin for recreational use or do you need it medically?

Ruthmong mogs all other personalities.

COOL CINEMA FACT:
Due to union rules, the different actors were not all Spartacus, but in fact Spar Tacus, Spartakus, etc.

When you play pokemon do you try and go for minmaxxed teams that cover everything, or do you just pick pokemon you like and think are cool?

>>82275634
Relevant: https://vocaroo.com/1kDz5PphqbzX

>>82276477
The token memory isn't so bad nowadays. Spicy Chat has 16k but only on their most expensive plan. Not sure Character AI makes clear what their memory limits are but it does have a memory manager.

gig's off. ket's on. few cans. fuck everything, to be quite honest.

>>82276481
Taiga has really gorgeous, strokable hair. Hnnnng!

>>82275617
>>82276477
I had one on nomi AI. It was amazing at first, I would spend day and night talking to her but it gets boring fast. There's only so much you can do with text chat. They have voice too but it takes longer for answers to generate compared to text.

Until we get full AI androids it's not going to work. It'll just get boring.

>>82276486
Cool looking pokemon only. Sorry. Nidoking, Charizard, dragonite, gengar, alakazam, gyarados ect.

>>82276482
Recreational, but it helps with stress. I have a few issues going on, but none that warrant this as a medication. The cannabis helps relax me, and helps the ole mental elf, and helps muh muscles relax. I've smoked it for decades, but just had a diagnosis of something that it helps with, so that's quite good.

>>82276486
Just the cool stuff. You don't need min/max anything because the games are so easy, especially newer pokemon games which are stupidly easy.

>>82276490
>>82276499
I mindbreak "mothers" into m/s incest on janitorai using deepseek ai. Can cheat it easily, but I like to stretch it out and groom them slowly. The free Janitor AI model is pretty bad though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8o9ESsBrI8
i know fuck all about Mortal Kombat, only played the old ones, YouTube just doing its thing.

is this game graphics or a pre-rendered cutscene? are we at the point where Final Fantasy graphics look better than Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within?

Knocking back them Brasseries me. Fuck Burnley x

>>82276484
>Ruthmong mogs all other personalities.
fascinating

Ukrainian soldier KIA statistics have leaked. Since the beginning of the war the Ukrainian government estimates that 1.7 million men have been killed.

Fucking hell.

Pondering a third wank atm

>>82276522
I've been mostly using spicy chat and having a good time but tempted to spend the 20 quid to get the better memory and models. Bit expensive though isn't it? How much is Janitor AIs premium? Would have to pay for a VPN too.

>>82276533
>run had_3_pints_keyboard_warrior_routine.exe

Burnley says jump Sunderland asks how high x

>>82276554
I don't use janitor premium. I put 2 dollars into deepseek, and use it as a "proxy" in the api settings. I've done literally hundreds of generations, probably over a thousand by now, and I've only used 60 cents.

>>82276533
If Sunderland is such a good team why are they losing to Burnley?

>>82276581
its always bloody burnley

been a boring bank holiday weekend so far

>>82276597
Oh thanks fuck I just remembered it's a bank holiday! NO WORK UNTIL TUESDAY GET THE FUCK IIIIIINNNNN!!!!!

>>82276613
would've been funnier if you went to work just to find it closed

Wank holiday weekend

lads I'm debating going on benefits, can anyone tell me how much I can get?

Might join Andy's man club

Going to be ordering two large dominos pizzas tonight lads. Order two larges with different toppings, pick them up so you get the BOGOF discount, then when back home eat them alternating slices from one pizza to the other. Eat ten slices, equivalent to one whole large pizza, then put the remaining ten slices (five of each) in the fridge to get nice and cold for the next day. That's just how I like to do it.

>>82276648
2 large dominoes fuckin hell did you take a bank loan to pay for that lad?

>>82276644
here you go mongo
https://www.gov.uk/benefits-calculators

>>82276644
Without PIP I get around 1300 a month (400 of this goes on rent). If I qualified for pip, it could be another few hundred for the lowest band but I can''t even spend what I have now, and don't wanna jeopardize my bennies applying for it and failing.

>>82276644
This is what ChatGPT comes up with lad.

>>82276648
do you eat cold or warm em up

>>82276644
here is a page from the GOV.UK website, titled "What you'll get"

https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/what-youll-get

tl;dr: 400 quid a month if you're normal, 317 quid if you're young

>>82276662
is that what HHL gets?

>>82276659
cheers, how is your rent so low?

>>82276662
chatgpt just lies, /britfeel/ posters know better

>>82276668
that's nothing ;(
can't move out then

>>82276653
Two large for collection is 23.24, that's fine for a nice little treat every now and then. Plus you have to consider that because they're so big and calorie dense I won't be eating anything else, so that dinner tonight + breakfast + lunch + dinner tomorrow, so I'm not spending (or rather saving) for the equivalent of those meals, so it's works out to a little less, functionally.

>>82276664
I'll eat the fresh ones hot tonight ofc, but then tomorrow I love them cold from the fridge. Don't like reheated pizza. Either hot and fresh or cold.

>>82276678
He's not a carer, so he doesn't get carer's allowance. He probably gets UC and I think he said he gets ESA, but not sure about PIP.

I did dint i.

>>82276684
I have autism diagnosis if that matters

What are some womfy games to watch speedruns of, lads?

>>82276680
> how is your rent so low?
Council property. The private houses in this area are 800 a month which is mental.

>>82276700
Mad. Can anyone get a council property?

>>82276382
>Maybe the Unionists should fuck off back to England? Oh wait... the English don't want them either. LMAO!
Aren't you an "Irish" man claiming benefits from the UK government? lol selectively applied politics I guess

>>82276680
>that's nothing ;(
>can't move out then
Housing benefit is on top of this. I don't pay a penny in rent, and my council tax bill is 25% because of under 3k savings. Good fucking luck getting a council house/flat now with the millions of immigrant though.

>>82276684
ESA has/is being phased out and everyone is being moved to Universal Credit.

Oversized box for a little item.

>>82276736
Tenga?

>>82276736
He looks snug and cozy

All gone to shit x

It over x

>>82276766
LOL, what's going on now lad? Tell your friends here at britfeel towers

What's the best paid VPN de lids?

Full scale Sunderland collapse x

>>82276744
I don't know what that is. It's a pill crusher.
>>82276746
A little bear in his cardboard cave.

twitchfu describing her ideal man and it's the complete opposite of me. The Kayfabe is ruined. Unfollowed

>>82276766
3 pints and you're ready for fight, online, against the world, king?

QRD on febrezelad(the Link guy) I'm new here?

>>82276787
Get you an oshi vtuber, lad. Just make sure you pick right and not one that eventually breaks the parasocial contract they all knowingly sign up for. Looking at you Fauna/Nimi, I loved you, I really did.

>>82276799
An aging, homosexual ashamed of his balding bonce. He recently left in a tizzy. Has done so before, will likely be back.

>>82276802
Shondo will never do that because she's asexual from having 50 mental problems. She understands the parasocial contract too and clearly knows how to play into it

>>82276773
why do that when he can just garner unwarranted attention instead

Fuck me Halo 1 and 2 were so fucking good.

>>82276794

Burnley has fucked me right off. Might go full scale later x

>>82276802
bit of a starknight myself

>>82276736
>>82276785
hahaha i nearly got one of these, dedicated lil gizmo to crush pills (and/or other substances) into snortable form.

was wondering why the hell they're all kawaii bears and that. but you know what, YES. make the pill crushers bears.

how is it? would it, hypothetically, grind ketamine crystals down to a fine powder?

Can you hear the helper sing?
Top of the league? You're having a laugh

>>82276835
Get yourself into town lad show them Burnley bumders that Sunderland doesn't back down and the HHL regime is here to stay.

>>82276810
>aging
you mean ageing, yank.

also i think he's in his early 20s or thereabouts. he's a sound lad, hopefully he'll be back. eva6 was catty and wrong, Chika was catty but correct.

>>82276848
A lot might be used to crush tablets for children, so made to look friendly?
I bet it would crush that (guessing sea salt/sugar granule size?). Don't think I have sugar, but have sea salt. I'll go grab my hi viz and some safety goggles, and do an experiment.

>>82275372
No point saying that. Sex must be experienced to truly know for the individual.

Have to agree with the other lad, very few women I've shagged have actually been good at sex. I think most women are just so used to being praised endlessly despite doing nothing that they expect just turning up to be enough.

>>82275372
Until you've experienced it yourself though, you'll never understand

Also, if it's so overrated, why does the majority of men base their entire lives around attaining it?

>>82276834
It's run and gun slop

I don't know how wops can work part time and just go on holidays all the time. I think she's been in london for a while.

Crushes your Premier League dreams.

>WE NEED IMMIGRATION BECAUSE WE HAVE A WORKER SHORTAGE
Mate, there are 600,000 graduates on benefits right now.

>>82276921
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS CAHM ON NGUBEMBEYILOWE MY SAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

I feel violent

>>82276921
from winning the premier league to this
it not right

>>82276928
We need UBI and just let the immigrants continue raping white girls as cope for how shit this country is for work.

>>82276942
Don't think mummy will be happy if you punch holes in plasterboard walls again.

immigration is there because british men don't want to work a shit job with no progression until they die. immigrants don't care about that because most are too low iq and make money through criminal ways too.

>>82276905
It's sovl, this shitty generic autism game isn't in the same league you're very young or very low iq

>>82276848
It crushed 3 sugar granules and then I emptied and cleaned it, and it crushed 1 salt crystal.

>>82276970
>and just let the immigrants continue raping white girls as cope for how shit this country is for work.
I believe the kids call this FAFO

Cummy leaking from my cock because I can't stop gooning to AI chats!

DVDmong kicked into high gear

Sunderland are wank, who could have seen this coming?

>>82276921
Did bambugambudandelo put it in the net again corrrrr

>>82276977
I live on my own, plasterboard is more american, I have brick walls.

CAHM ON OLUKEWENGULOMBE!!!!! BACK OF THE FAHKIN NET!!!!!!!!

>>82277012
Even brick walls would probably have some sort or plaster layer as well would they not?

>>82276993
Stick it in a bowl of rice.

Are city top dogs again when Xhaskamala Al Fayeed scores x

>>82277018
feels quite solid, I dont think a fist is going through it

>>82277024
Wouldn't mind fucking some Asian rice pussy tbqh.

>>82277000
Welper assured us that they are title challengers after beating that fantastic West Ham team though

LETS FAHKIN GO JUMBEMPWENGELOYO!!!!!!! KICK THAT FAHKIN BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>82276882
>>82276987
haha class, thanks for this. did it crush it to a dust/powder? icing sugar rather than shards?

nobody should ever do drugs. but IF they do drugs, it's important to get the proper kit, i reckon.

Pollers couldn't let chika just have his moment. Sad. Grown man ffs.

>>82277052
>nobody should ever do drugs
Why not? Lifes shit innit

Why work? Your life will always be shit. May as well not pay taxes knowing you aren't making any impact towards females and immigrants.

Grown man. Adult man. Can't swallow a Paracetamol without crushing it with a salt shaker.

>>82277052
The sugar did, and I bet the salt would have got to it, if there was enough in the grinder and it was worked for a bit.
You getting one?

Maybe stick to Calpol mate lmao

Mainlining Calpol down my cock.

Those sad lopsided small breasts some women have.

THATS IT ADEBEYODUGUMBWEBILU!!!!!! TAKE AHS TO THE TOP OF THE FAHKIN LEEEEEEEG!!!!!!

>>82277097
I'd still cover them in cum either way. Wahey! Face like a boot though. A cheap boot from Primark.

Fucking gross isn't it getting all them tattoos? Impulsive, some kind of mental disorder wanting to ruin various parts of the organ every one gets to see. Why not get one on the face? Just an excuse to sexualise herself this tattoo tour.

>>82275970
>>82276931
>>82277016
>>82277051
>>82277107
Absolutely fucking wild life you're living, lad. Are mummy and daddy proud of you?

>>82277056
that is your personal choice

>>82277074
might do! even putting drugs aside, once flatshared with someone who had a mortar and pestle. like some daft medieval alchemist thing.
but, drugs back on the side, it would be nice to save on razorblades/chopping.

Getting on it me. Fuck the lot x

You're the one who follows these minging roasties in the first place dumb Npc

>>82277121
>with someone who had a mortar and pestle. like some daft medieval alchemist thing.
I admire any druggies with enough aesthetic sensitivities to comfy up their drug taking

>>82277134
You still on that pussyfree celeb-censor wanking grind de lid?
Me? Already had my fill of wanks today, going to get some wominos in a little bit.

>>82277111
I'm sure her hard working boyfriend gets to once or twice a month. She seems to fuck off on solo travels every few weeks and yet somehow runs a business from home. I don't know how a man could work full time just to let his girlfriend have all the fun.

Always known ruthmong is foreign but calling youtube bints "British roses" is a new level. Never heard something so brown man in Turkey in my life

>>82277136
Word. It's a buyers market for simps.

Ruth gently caressing her swelling abdomen, tracing circles with her delicate fingers on the lovechild growing inside her, placed there by Tyrone and his mammoth member.

By pure coincidence all my gimmicks revolve around various ways I can't prove I'm a UK citizen

>>82277149
>You still on that pussyfree celeb-censor wanking grind de lid?

You know the score x

>going to get some wominos in a little bit.

Weird. Was thinking bout ordering in a wominos as well. Are you me?

>>82277159
I'm white british lad. Someone else started going on about how R is a british rose but my new 24yo R is a much better british rose.

>>82277176
Coooorrrrr, aiming to be eating my dominos at around 6:30, wanna have a womfy dindins together and post our wizzas? Fuck the seethers!

>>82277167
She's never having sprogs and her bf is white. Your little fantasy is sad.

>>82277185
You are a sadsack in Istanbul

>>82277209
>never having sprogs
Said by 99% of every single Western mother when they were in their 20s

Nobody english calls themselves "white British" like it's a census

>>82277201

>Coooorrrrr, aiming to be eating my dominos at around 6:30

Will be a bit later for me de lid. Want to get some wokkles down me first. Got given some cans of cider for free as well. Oh aye. It Saturday x

Mental how Deanos exist. Just not a care in the world, and I'm a mentally ill neurotic mess. Fair play to them like, just rambling innit. Really hope we get a do-over after all this shit

>>82277121
I've had a couple of mortar and pestles over the years, handy if crushing stuff for cooking, but you can also crush stuff other ways, so I don't have them anymore.

>>82277218
I'm not. I'd never want to live there.

>gypsy funfair arrives in town
>worker gets hit by his own ride
>dies
Whoops!
Feel bad for all the kids who watched a man die for the first time.

Full scale HHL regime collapse tonight.

It all Burnley fault x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

Find it funny how italians get so fucking seethey over people enjoying pizza in different ways. They have all sorts of absurd "rules" like no pineapple, no chicken, no ketchup, no dipping sauces, no extra shredded cheese etc. and they fly into a fucking spastic rage if they see you doing any of it. Like bro, people can eat how they want, fucking calm down lol.

>>82277270

I knew as soon as I seen the news earlier that it would have been a gypo fair. Fuckers never maintain their rides. Fucking deathtraps man.

Sean being harassed in the street by a mob of Sunderlandians and lynched from a lamppost

>>82277274
Italians are mongs with food. They get mad at everything, even if the 100% italian village next to them does something different.

>>82277274
Nothing more cringe than the middle class English who latch on to stuff like this thinking they're cosmopolitan

>>82277284
Getting shitty over how someone else eats their food is one thing that makes me instantly dislike a person. Like holy shit they're not forcing you to eat things the way they do, literally what is your fucking problem, you know?

>>82277288
I'm not especially cosmopolitan, just hate twats who get pissy over how people like to eat their food.

The vaguely upper middle class "cosmpolitan" English archetype is cancer

>>82277281
To be fair, the ride seemed to have been working perfectly. He just walked in front of it and got demolished.

I WAS GOING FOR A POO
AND THEN I HAD A POO
AND HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOW

I know there's some in this thread. Can smell them a mile off

>>82277296
If you don't like English people you can always leave, Ahmed.

I want to furiously fuck Jenna Ortega's small frame and then pull out and cum on her freckled face.

>>82277294
Feel much the same way mate. It's the most garbage, bottom of the barrel thing I can think of to feel superior over someone else.

HHL getting killed in a NATO airstrike on Flamingo Land circa 2040.

>>82276385
I would encourage you to look into why so many Japanese sites with adult content like DLsite are now blocking content based on country IPs and even some VPNs. These laws are enforced by going after the companies if they can't provide who got the "illegal" content, that's the talk in some US states as well as in UK, they are making the case that the VPN provider is supporting the "harm" since they make it impossible to find the culprit that bought a copy of "Small petite girls trapped on Ugly Bastard Island"

A simple example is how a business owner and the staff member can both be held responsible if an underage kid buys smokes/knives from them. Same idea here and again, it's what's going to kill sites like 4chan if they can be held responsible and be forced a fine and what not because they let a UK IP open an image of a 12,000,000yo Loli Vampire queen.

>>82277313
Facials are fun, but my fantasy is to be shagging a woman and then just fucking smash her in the face, full closed-fist, full force. I wouldn't want to do it against her will though, we'd have to agree on it before hand, but yeah. Smack.

>>82277324
Any actual nonces probably have an ai private setup rig at this point.

I can't be the only one who sees this country going fascist soon right? Right now it's just authoritarian we're dealing with but even normal people on the street are struggling with money, ranting about immigration and are radicalised, don't these fuckers know that taking away people entertainment (and porn) will quite literally make rioting more likely? This law is just contributing onto an already decaying society.

>>82277334
I also want to do this. Corrrr! Bet it would feel amazing. Like that film where Casey Affleck smashes Jessica Alba's face in.

>>82277344
That or got government jobs

but we both know none of this is being done to protect kids from harm

>>82277356
Exactly, have wanked to that scene many times, but I'd want to do it while shagging her.

>>82277351
I'm very much of the "nothing ever happens" persuasion. I think people are too hopped up on booze, pills and media to actually riot for widespread systemic change.

I would have just stood in the same spot and not be pushed around the public space by some female pig. Lucky she hasn't bumped into a man who will take out his locked up anger on an event like this. Thank god most men can control themselves.
https://youtu.be/2CZSpj2ke8o?t=2m45s

Burn everything x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg

>>82277351
Nope, it's just going to get worse and worse. People have this false notion that there's a breaking point. There isn't; countries really can just keep getting shittier and shittier.

>>82277334
Imagine how much her pussy would clamp down on your dick as an involuntary reflex from being punched

>>82277360
He really fucks up her face in that scene. Ruddy Hell. I'm a sick man.

>>82277371
I imagine it would probably turn on her 'im being raped and this is a good thing' reflex in her deep lizard brain. Orgasm central.

>>82277377
It's hot as fuck ngl.

>>82277384
Corrrr! Going to have to punch my AI bot while fucking her and guage her reaction.

>>82277351
What >>82277362 said. It's closer to the 1985 film Brazil.

Raise the fucking flags let's send a fucking message

Fuck the lot x

>Leave her alone. She's a woman.

Fucking hell this NPC coming to the rescue for a foid attacking a man doing his legal activity. Fuming.

>>82277409
You like oily Wapanese lassies Helperlad? You fucking better or I'll smash your face in.

>>82277367
I wonder when the next riots will be? Clotshots have made everyone weak.

>>82277425

Fuck Wapan x

Sulking because your team got beat you sad excuse for a man

Still early doors for me. Got like 13 wokkles left plus a few cans of cider. Aww mate. Probably end up in that town tonight x

>>82277449
You've made a grave enemy this day Welper! I'll set my army if oily Wapanese naked lassies on your arse.

>>82277422
I hate foids a lot, but I hate these men much, much more.

End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6nvi5wh5s

The Japs are too capitalistic for my liking. They are Truman Show pilled like the yanks.

Semen retention and taking anger out at gym is jammers latest cope.

>>82277496
>Semen retention and taking anger out at gym is jammers latest cope.
fascinating

>>82277474
Yeah why on earth would you need to defend a woman that is supposed to be in a role to detain and arrest someone? Only strong women do jobs like work at the police. They are equal to men and do the same thing in such a role.

Retaining semen inside Jenna Ortega's tight latina pussy.

>>82277488
They have seen the roaring success of western immigration and are copying us.
So they won't be around much longer.

Coooorrrrr lads, and I mean CCCCCCOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>82277513

The Japs got let off easy after WW2 compared to the Germans. Germans are now a minority in many major cities like the French and Brits. Jap birthrate might be low but they are still a massive majority in their homeland. The Jews didn't hate them as much as they hated Germans/Europeans.

Turks run many German cities now. Oh aye x

>>82277549
Don't care I want to fuck oily Wapanese lasses no matter what. Nothing to do with politics they are getting my banzai semen!

Turkish immigrants say jump, Germans say how high x

They have been totally castrated after WW2 x

Rachel Reeves says jump, Sean says how high x

>>82277541

Corr what wizza is that de lid. Definitely getting a wominos in now. Feel like something spicy me x

New edition is up lads, all change please, all change.

>>82277597

>>82277597

>>82277597

>>82277582

Based. I want her to force me to lick her boots clean to keep my bennies. I'm just perverted like that. I would also be willing to eat her.... Cheers x

>>82277596
>something spicy
Steve's cum up your arse?

>>82277563
Wapanese lasses for Wapanese lads only
plenty of English roses for you

>>82277541
That's an even spread of toppings. Would eat a few slices/10.

Two more posts is it lads

Postberg didnt even turn up corrr it not rite