Thread 82299079

You're getting drafted, mate, edition

https://youtu.be/6FMP4Sff8w0

Helperlad now Darth Helper.
It not right what the bullies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they failed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

>>82299095
>Helperlad now Darth Helper.
>It not right what the bullies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they failed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.
>Flamingo Land has fallen x
blimey

elliott is the only man who understands me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU9yMN1MCfY

the fuck do drones do? just fly into people, and explode?

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. lt used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as well.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as well.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

3.50 for a fish cake. What a joke

>>82299133
They also do artillery reconnaissance for indirect artillery fire

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
l got curry sauce as well.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weIl.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

>https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/disturbing-videos-manchester-getting-millions-32271977

People are NOT happy that a lad records publically legal footage of girls on nights out.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

l hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

>>82299133
Yep. The big thing for drones now are fibre optic drones which have spools of hair-thin fibre optic wire mounted on the back which gives a direct line to the operator so electronic countermeasures literally just don't work. Range is several kilometres as well so not really much drawback their either. They leave fields looking like spiderwebs, it cool x

First for young engorged pale tits with pink nipples.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips aII greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips aIl greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

How's he getting past the filter?

Absolutely killing it tonight, lad! Hope you're noting down all your posts and logging them on your spreadsheet to tally up how many points you've got.

>>82299169
weird flip-flopping here with both the
>yeah it's not illegal
and
>but also, tell the police

people are always going to comment on women's appearances. especially on a night out. maybe they'll even do it there and then, perhaps even to their faces? that's worse than internet people i'd say.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips aIl greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

l had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips aIl greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

l had a large fish cake, and l've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'll do.

is this a coordinated attack from that hacker website, Discord?

>>82299227
its a noncenest false flag to discredit the Seaside Army. Shippers been on a mad one recently.

>>82299213
"non crime incidents" innit? It's the latest Orwellian shit they have cooked up.
>we can't actively classify this as a crime because it's nonsense, and people will object, but we can still send a copper to your door to intimidate you into behaving, and then we can escalate things if you kick off in any way.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips aIl greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

l had a large fish cake, and l've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

LoveIy. lt'll do.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weII.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips aIl greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

l had a large fish cake, and l've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

LoveIy. It'll do.

FISH N SHITS FISH N SHITS FISH N SHITS
SHOW US YA TITS

>>82299239
sinister stuff.

>>82299241
this too. i mean yeah it's just shitty tbqh, would rather people not film random lasses (or anyone on a night out really, and that INCLUDES other night-outers). but that's more of a wider cultural/social media/general manners problem than anything criminal or hateful.

I will record a woman's sensual curves and cleavage in public and it is my right as a coomer.

mad how we call it fish and chips, mince and tatties, all that.
but then you have "rice and peas". not even garden peas, is it? peas is the protein.

not being racist, just pointing this out.

>>82299079 (OP)
Oh good, my pizza arrived.

>>82299280
It's literally not illegal, you're filming a person walking around in public, so what? If they're dressed in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable being filmed, isn't that their problem? Nobody is making them do anything against their will. No physical interactions are happening. It's literally women just being mad that they cannot exert total control over a low-value male.

>>82299306
Here here de lid. Fucking WHORES the lot of em. Hehe.

if you ask me, the women are the real misogynists.

one spammer down

oo ere organge chips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx5_nfoU1f8

might post a vocaroo

>>82299358
Re-record the 'why am I so fat?' one

>>82299349
one of them drone attacks, was it?

miss Crosslad
miss Chika
eva6 is also gone

>>82299351
They're called battered chips

>>82299402
but thery're orange tho

HelperIad now Darth Helper.
It not right what the bullies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they failed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

HelperIad now Darth HeIper.
It not right what the bullies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they failed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

>>82299415
Sure that's the colour but they're called battered chips

>>82299432
Pipe down aipumong

HelperIad now Darth HeIper.
lt not right what the bullies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they failed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

HelperIad now Darth HeIper.
lt not right what the buIlies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they failed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

HelperIad now Darth HeIper.
lt not right what the buIIies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they failed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

Who keeps flooding the threads with spam? For fucks sake.

>>82299457
Fascinatingmong

HelperIad now Darth HeIper.
lt not right what the buIIies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they faiIed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you lot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

>>82299461
>Fascinatingmong
fascinating

>>82299457
the real crime is, i might want to make these same posts later.

and now i can't.

>>82299461
so it's shippy then?

HelperIad now Darth HeIper.
lt not right what the buIIies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they faiIed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you Iot. He won't be silenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

i'm not in on the joke ;__;

hate spam on my comfy britfeel thread, me

wish id done a trade now, but how tf would i have known back when they were peddling uni, should have gotten the crystal ball out

HelperIad now Darth HeIper.
lt not right what the buIIies did to him here. Tried to drive him to suicide - they faiIed. He now stronger than ever. He knows the score with you Iot. He won't be siIenced.

Flamingo Land has fallen x

>>82299482
Probably a group plan on the noncecord

>>82299473
the shippy nonce exposee really did a number on him.

>>82299486
they're still doing it today kek. they are trying to get every single person into a university, doesn't matter what for

everyone look at this picture.

>>82299497
ah I see. So lad posts the nonce dossier and then shippy spams the threads to try and bury it. got it.

Alright guys? l'm in hospital.
I'm I'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohol today. I only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
Cutting it right down.
Cutting it right down.
It's all sorted now though.
Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
Hey, no, you didn't.
So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go decing just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.

Alright guys? I'm in hospitaI.
I'm I'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohol today. I only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
Cutting it right down.
Cutting it right down.
It's all sorted now though.
Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
Hey, no, you didn't.
So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go decing just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.

>>82299499
its mad, thing is I did stem and even got scholarships for it and took it to msc level and its just fucking useless, there was apparently demand, there is no more. Spent ages doing unpaid shit as well, all for naught. Only thing is that uni got me out of my shithole northern town, I might still be there if Id have become an electrician, but id probably be paid more now. Got a feeling though trades are the next thing that will become oversaturated then what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJIXDOVRtVk
everyting is exactly right when i post on britfeel drunk every night

>>82299499
>>82299527
its a bit scary how they turned education into a business like that. even now degrees don't guarantee anything

this invasion is disrupting our communications.

Alright guys? I'm in hospital.
l'm I'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohol today. l only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
Cutting it right down.
Cutting it right down.
It's all sorted now though.
Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
Hey, no, you didn't.
So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go decing just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.

Alright guys? I'm in hospital.
I'm l'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohol today. I only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
Cutting it right down.
Cutting it right down.
It's all sorted now though.
Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
Hey, no, you didn't.
So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go decing just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.

i took this really cool picture of some ducks.

if i see at least ten high quality posts ITT, i will post the uncensored original.

>>82299534
>even now degrees don't guarantee anything
Very sad. There's 600,000 people with university degrees going on benefits as soon as they leave they are not even good enough to get entry level jobs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKpIwX2P118

Bit of Opeth tonight x

Aipumong has lost the plot

>>82299534
yeah at first it appears short-sighted and naive to assume "university = good, so go go go!!! everyone go now to study basket weaving!!!!" but I think there are shady dealings below the surface regarding this which will all blow up in the next five years

Alright guys? I'm in hospital.
I'm I'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohoI today. I only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
Cutting it right down.
Cutting it right down.
It's all sorted now though.
Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
Hey, no, you didn't.
So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go decing just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.

>>82299575
someone insulted his work earlier. said he's lost his touch. general decline in quality/creativity.

can't blame him for going off the deep end.

hate being made an example of, lads
homeless fella shouted at me "how are you doing young man?" but I have mental elves so I ignored him and then an older man responded to the homeless fella and I heard them both say that young people don't socialise anymore

Wonder when we'll get guerilla drone attacks in the UK, regardless of the attacker's politics it's only a matter of time. So easy to fuck people up by remotely dropping bombs on them, like when the rifle scope was first invented, just seems like the wewwowists and wacists and wanarchwists haven't quite figured it out yet.

In other news, done a big drive this weekend, went from south coast Oop north and back and the amount of shitty flags over the motorways was ridiculous. I know it's to do with the far right orchestrated campaign to get the dumb people worked up about immigrants (because they started getting annoyed at the government and rich people again) but it's the litter that annoys me. So much garbage polyester from china now abandoned to the elements, they'll slowly rot and then end up littered around the countryside.

Also saw a 3 lions one above the m40 which shows the mental capacity of the type of people that are running around sticking flags around.

im honestly surprised there hasnt been a terrorist attack in a while with the amount of random boat people getting into the country.

>>82299589
racism and (bad) nationalism is out there, some people DO want to fan the flames or are outright hateful, even violent.

but lad, they are flags.

look at this cheeky lil fox

Aww aye sound x

On that bus back from Durham me x

Know where I stand nows x

Feeling incredibly shitty knowing I have to go to work tomorrow

>>82299575
>>82299583
I make maybe 4 or 5 posts a thread with my Apus. Not right you're trying to scapegoat me as the spammer.

>>82299527

My sister has a job in a very specific type of science, got a PhD, several years experience and is a big smartypants. Found out she's being made a redundant and she's had to take a job in Scotland, she has a house in England, not even that far north, and now she's going to have to spend 2 to 3 days a week in a different fucking country in order to still have a job. Absolutely insane.

My company, very old English engineering firm, is being bought out and I don't know if I'll have a job next year. Trying to find another job in the area or fully WFH is basically impossible, I can't commute to London, we're past that. Govt will tell you wages to inflation is good and everyone's better than they were but we are teetering over a precipice. Even people with good, supposedly reliable and stable, jobs are being fucked now.

>>82299605
new thing seems to be young'uns getting a bit stabby.

i mean i'm sure there are small scale attacks all the time
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/articles/homicideinenglandandwales/yearendingmarch2024
570 homicides from 2023-2024 apparently

personal beef, spouses, gangs, drugs, fuck knows. don't want to become paranoid about terrorism again. ANYONE could kill ANYONE.

I really knocked it out of the park with this post.

>>82299627
FWIW i don't actually believe it's you and i am (still) a fan of your work.
that other lad? talking some absolute shite, he was.

I really want to see those ducks. Shame they are censored.

there are at least two if not three ai apu posters

>I know it's to do with the far right orchestrated campaign
Boomer cringe in my britfeel

l make maybe 4 or 5 posts a thread with my Apus. Not right you're trying to scapegoat me as the spammer.

>>82299668
There definitely are. I like the wuppastine protest frogs.

>>82299674
now you've gone too far.

>>82299606
Yeah and they're very annoying to me, can't see a fuckin flag without thinking of Barry from Essex yelling at a building holding some uneducated brown boat people because he thinks they're responsible for his Carlings having doubled in price in the last 15 years.

cheeky drunk cover?

Finally. THIS will stop the crossings, once and for all!

>>82299698
Tough shit cupcake. Don't like it leave with your boat pals. Cheers x

>>82299698
if you're thinking of Barry sex all the time, maybe you need to accept who you are.

>>82299674
anti wuppastine activists at it again

>>82299704
About time we banned inflatable boats.

>>82299704
If we continue to do nothing and just pretend we're doing something we can all just lose the next election and hand off this shit show to whoever comes next. When we were campaigning we never thought we'd actually be expected to do anything. Stop noticing things and carry on arguing about trannies, that was nice and safe for us.

>>82299704
>>82299729
You jest, but any day now the gangs will be smashed and the crossings will cease.

>the crossings

everything reminds me of him.

>>82299648
damn, not even safe with engineering, what the fuck is the future going to be when nothing is safe? do we all just end up in shit munching jobs until AI takes over then what? work for the machines?

summer is almost over
bring on lovely autumn

a few gpmg's could have solved this entire thing, wouldn't even have to directly shoot anyone just fire a few burst in their general direction, theyd fuck off. Couldn't give two shits over the boats though when legal migration is still at record levels, stop the planes ffs.

oi mate, you got a liloicence?

>>82299750
>going to have to get up when its cold and dark to wage

oh it will be grim, grim grim grim for me, as is everything, please let death take me at his earliest convenience.

>>82299772
Autumn arc bennies era

>>82299710
Aw lad, you been manipulated by the reform grifters? Gonna vote for them so they definitely do all the things they told you they would? Gonna make britain great again are we?

would be nice if a girl gave me a cheeky poloroid

cheeky drunk cover oh aye x
https://vocaroo.com/16XZRM0ZH8Ck

is that linux any good?

>>82299783
that was last autumn, it was incredibly comfy but sadly the toil reaper loomed as I sadly have to pay insane amounts of rent, oh it is grim, my grim little sad life as a pay piggy for the government, Im not sure how I'm supposed to continue for like 50 more years until retirement.

>>82299588
>dont socialise
maybe I dont want to socialise with you because you'll just ask me for change ffs and I'll have to awkwardly say that ive not got any on me REEEEEEEEEE

>>82299436
these ones are organge

>>82299813
Gerrin lad I love wonderwall

>>82299698
you are leaving with your marras lad
Carling on tap when you are in a detention centre

>>82299704
But have they tried making it *more* illegal?

>>82299790
Go to bed ahmed

the battle of organge

>>82299844
same here lad x

>>82299886
Mad that this hasn't been posted before

Say what you want about Newcastle but the atmosphere in that stadium is among the best you'll find in the Prem

time to go to sleep to wake up at 5 to be in the office at 7am to leave when I get bored around half 2, might turn up late. Do about 2 hours of actual work then fuck around on stocks, youtube, reading then thinking about violent ways to kill myself.

>>82299846
Don't even know what a marra is lad, norf fc are ya? Bit slow in the noodle?

Tell ya what though, they only put the migrant hotels in the poor spots with the people that don't matter. Lovely little 3 bed in a countryside town for me anyway, I can afford to be nice and liberal when I don't have to share a block of flats with the other poors that are responsible for all my problems, or so the daily mail says anyway.

Say what you want about Poocastle but the shatmosphere in that stadium is among the best you'll find in the Prem

Nu freddingshires is it

>invent the concept of illegal immigrants
>illegal immigrants go from 0 to thousands

very avoidable.

I made absolute bangers of posts last thread. Bit sad it's gone.

>>82299901
Fascinating stuff Tariq

>liberal

fuckin zoomers, learn wot ur words mean.

Sprained my ankle and I'm hobbling around the house like a 90 year old. Grim.

>>82299999
Shame you didn't say 99 year old

What a fucking boring waste of quints

>>82299999
quints of healing

>>82299896
miss it. haven't been since the championship season
cba with that raffle they have for tickets now

Reflecting on the time I rented motorcycles in Japan and rode around in the sun

Normans were pretty interesting

>>82299957
lol and indeed lmao, got my family traced back to the norman invasion, got proof that my family donated money to the battle of hastings.

Do you even know your dad? Doubt it mate, anyway have a good night, hope you have a nice day at the call centre tomorrow. Only 4 more days until Saturday amirite?

reminder that /britfeel/ is a cat thread.

Asa Akira was a right fucking asian whore she was eh?

Can't believe I lived to witness the rise and collapse of the HHL regime. What an experience

>>82300031

>famously racist
>allegedly likes cats
>names his pet cat the n word

hmmm.jpg

>>82300028
Cool story Khalid x

>>82300056
Didn't he name his cat niggerman or something?

Remembering Futurama as the most good best and most quotable TV show of the 2000s, mostly Bender (like all you lads, you're all benders)

>I love stealing, I love taking things
>When I grow up I want to be a steam shovel
>Tell them I hate them
>I already did!

Quality stuff really.

>>82300088
I'm a gigantic brain!

>>82300028
get in there Imran

Heard the last of the Typhoo teabags have been used up in Wuppastine. They're only down to decaffeinated ones now. Biccies have entirely run out, I hear there may be only a single packet of rich teas left in the territory. Even worse, the Coffeesraelis are targeting them with Nespresso rounds now.

Without the biccies and the tea, Wuppastine will not be free.

I'm back from my holidays lads
yeah I'm back from my holidays
portugal and spain de lads
and it was lush x

the way everyone talks about Nazareth in the Bible, that's how people talk about Sunderland in real life.

not saying HHL is Jesus. just saying i wouldn't be surprised.

>>82300102
Bender honey, we love you!

going to be a long bleak winter without 4chan lads

>>82300186
Don't say it, lad, I don't want to think about this right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Z-FQtezCc

Scumbags

>>82300118
The Jews/global billionaire elite would nuke Sunderland into a oblivion if there was even a tiny chance Jesus was reborn there.

>>82300195
i dunno, the car factory is still there.

>>82300194
finding it harder to even spot the no. of grams/millilitres on packaging, too.

feel for a classic trick with these NEW iced frappes because they're taller and 1.25 instead of 1.00. but they're still 330ml, like the standard Arctic Coffee cartons. quite nice, mind.

>>82300194
>Scumbags
not right shouldnt be allowed

>>82300219
Jesus wouldn't work at Nissan or any multinational corporation. He would be a NEET or a voluntary work mong. Scripture demands it. You can't pay taxes to evil.

>100g bar of chocolate
>now 90g

metric system not looking so good now, is it? we already 'pints' of beer at 500ml.

>>82300243
Cooorrrr, love those arctic iced coffees me. One thing I have noticed though is that say a carton is 330ml, or maybe a can of something is 250ml or whatever, when you look at the macronutrient content (fats, salt, sugars, calories etc.) it will never list the amount in the actual item itself, but rather it will always list it as per 100ml or something similar. It's a sneaky trick because at a glance you think to yourself 'oh hey it's only 15% of my daily recommended sugars', but you forget that because that value is derived from a 100ml sample, you have to times it by 3.3 or 2.5 (for 330ml/250ml, respectively) to get the REAL value.

Very scummy behaviour imo, people consume way too much food as it is and this sort of thing allows them to justify it in their minds, but it's based on false pretexts.

Companies should be required to put the ACTUAL value of macronutrients in the REAL product that you're buying, not some abstract x per y system of quantity.

>cheap as chips

better avoid that, then. don't have potato money, me.

>>82300305
Pasta an noodle meals lad cheaper than chips

For me? It's cat shit. Big pieces of cat shit. Fresh from the cat right into my mouth.

But chips aren't cheap these days, no food is, not even fast food lol

>>82300326
I can fix her, tho

>>82300294
to be quite fair i find things like this do normally have the two columns with per 100g (as they should) and "per carton (330ml)"

and they do accept that one's drink, rather than doing something like "we recommend this carton provides 2 servings. per 1/2 carton:"

i mean for me, half a can of Heinz soup with bread is just enough for a light meal. but if they go from 400g to 350g or something, i'm going to start rounding up to a full tin or going for weird 2/3 tins.

>>82300334
More like BOLLOCKS food. Ought to put a foot in their arse and remind em that I got kids to feed. Bunch of jokers!

>>82300194
Make. Your. Own.
I've been cooking my own stuff for years now. The price of raw ingredients has gone up, sure. But it's still massively better value than buying pre-made bollocks.

just pad the chips back out with potato starch. pure potato chips would be like eating steak all the time.

Timmy needs help.

Food shop starting to hit the wallet a bit hard? Here's a tip: use sawdust to bulk out your soups, sauces, stews etc. it's an excellent source of fibre and you can often get bucket of it for free from a local carpenter!

>>82300347
thing is i still waste veggies because they go off and you buy them in quantities intended for families.
especially with those multibuy offers where they're increasingly become things like 5 for 4 on bags of salad, spinach etc. always seems to wilt within a couple of days now (even just in the bag).

>>82300373
>butcher used to give out bones for free
>now in 50p bags

honestly i would not be surprised if carpenters did actually sell sawdust. valuable to someone, innit.

>>82300243
sorry lad but coombrain has condtioned me to read that as fapp

>>82300396
>choc fudge
scat.
>caramelised biscuit
slang term for racemixing.

>>82300373
https://youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU

Can put quite a lot of sawdust in your meals before you begin to notice.

just pick stinging nettles from the local park. Food for days!

>>82300088
I prefer Professor Farnsworth myself.

>Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
>Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?!

>Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

>Farnsworth: Good Lord! That's over 500 atmospheres of pressure!
>Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
>Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so anywhere between zero and one.

>Leela: What's the mission?
>Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey
>Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous
>Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey!

>>82300415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIp_Euqb4l8
this guy's foraging videos actually make me want to do this type of thing. but i know, realistically, all these 'wild' foods will be shite (and just low in nutrition)

Fry should have gone with Amy, desu. She was better for him.

are any of the new Futurama episodes good?

when it did that last revival, it was clearly worse overall, but there were a couple of good ones.

>>82300326
>>82300326
>>82300326
BRO WHAT THE FUCKKKKK AAAAAA

>>82300434
Yeah, Fry is too stupid for Leela.

>>82300031
it not right what happened to bobbin

>>82300434
She was only a boring martian descended from humans, not a hot alien (underground mutant) babe. Got to go for the strangest strange.

>>82300419
The professor is for sure excellent. I fully agree with your assessments.

>>82300448
Futurama ended when fox cancelled after four series.

>>82300088
The whole thing was just reddit the show.

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10618931.the-scales-of-justice/

>Mycoplasma Haemofelis is a bacterium that attaches to red blood cells and causes Feline Infectious Anaemia. Fleas and other arthropods are the source of infection to cats. If left untreated, up to one-third of infected cats die from severe anaemia

Miss that wee mite every day.

Miss hanging at the beach me. Love swimming and love snorkelling.

who the fuck is bobbin

>>82300499
>who is bobbin
newfag detected

>>82300477
going to suggest the humour of Futurama inspired Reddit and not the other way around.
i mean Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Monty Python and all them are 'Reddit' but they're also good.

>>82300419
I often quote him saying "I don't want to live on this planet any more!". I've been saying it more and more often these days for some reason.

>>82300493
scars? did this adult human female have a mastectomy? ;_;

>>82300499
this guy from Star Wars I.

>>82300379
Mate here's what I usually get for salads. Lasts 2 people a full week. Works out to about 77p per salad. The ingredients can easily last 10 days - 2 weeks in the fridge so a single lad could easily have this and still get the savings. The balsamic lasts ages.

I usually have either a steak or a chicken breast or two with it. If it's the chicken breast I'll cook it with salt, pepper, butter and italian herb mix. delicious dinner and takes about 10 minutes prep time and 30 mins cooking time, Well better value than anything you'd get pre-packaged.

>>82300521
No its just random red marks.

>>82300536
His name is Gluck Gluck. I'm not joking.

>>82300533
sounds like they're going to film me and wank off to it later.
would be right on the horn to the police.

Genuinely excited for the RWDSs to start marching in the streets

>>82300547
this lad is called Elon Sleazebaggano.

Miss doing MDMA sometimes cause it makes you feel so good but I know that shit ain't good for your brain.

>>82300562
right-wing doom-sayers?

>>82300582
living in society is not good for your brain.
turn on, tune in, drop out.

Simp City. Imagine going out of your way to defend the honour of fat orange slags.

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1mzlr9t/the_disturbing_videos_of_manchester_getting/

I feel so lonely whenever I go outside lads

>>82300602
Do miss doing it desu. Even managed to get some over to Ibiza where I dropped in Pacha to Solomun. Was insane but cant be replicated.

>>82300608
>Simp City. Imagine going out of your way to defend the honour of fat orange slags.
titillating

Ebin won. Everyone else lost.

>>82300608
It's funny that people will defend them online, but I've shagged this type of girl after a night out at the top of a toys r us carpark for a drink and a smile. Not the type of woman you bring home to mummy.

>>82300608
i dunno, these comments seem pretty reasonable. not seeing much white-knight-y stuff here.

some unhinged, paranoid stuff though and i think a lot of Reddit doesn't live in the real world. i mean, neither do i, but some very-online people are bizarre.

Why did someone make this

Never gonna be happy me. Made all the wrong choices in life. No gf, no friends, no family that cares about me, no job, no hobbies, no interests. Just wake up go work get home browse internet go sleep. Repeat. I don't exist, just a shell. Don't interact with anyone. I am a mouth and a tax receipt. Contribute nothing. Wouldn't make a difference if I died, nobody would even notice. Life is a slow downward crawl to the grave.

You're telling me the random man perving on slags with a camera in the street at night was... INDIAN?!
What is this a science fiction plot?

Always gonna be happy me. Made all the right choice in life. A few gfs, a few friends, a family that cares about me, a job, a few hobbies and a few interests.

>>82300743
Fuck off mate, shitting on someone while they're down isn't funny or cool, just pathetic really.

just remembered this whole thing.

Never gonna be happy me. Made all the wrong choices in life. No gf, no friends, no family that cares about me, no job, no hobbies, no interests. Just wake up go work get home browse internet go sleep.

>>82300747
Calm down little lad lol x

Never gonna be happy me. Made all the wrong choices in life. No gf, no friends, no family that cares about me, no job, no hobbies, no interests. Just wake up go work get home browse internet go sleep. Repeat.

Never gonna be happy me. Made all the wrong choices in life. No gf, no friends, no family that cares about me, no job, no hobbies, no interests. Just wake up go work get home browse internet go sleep. Repeat. I don't exist, just a shell.

Never gonna be happy me. Made all the wrong choices in life. No gf, no friends, no family that cares about me, no job, no hobbies, no interests. Just wake up go work get home browse internet go sleep. Repeat. I don't exist, just a shell. Don't interact with anyone.

Never gonna be happy me. Made all the wrong choices in life. No gf, no friends, no family that cares about me, no job, no hobbies, no interests. Just wake up go work get home browse internet go sleep. Repeat. I don't exist, just a shell. Don't interact with anyone. I am a mouth and a tax receipt.

>>82300724
>working
>when you cant get a gf

You literally live in one of the easiest welfare states in the world, with your job and get on benefits, stop contributing to a society where you're invisible trash

>>82300855
*quit your job

And if you need "evidence", just get yourself sectioned first before applying

Never gonna be happy me. Made all the wrong choices in life. No gf, no friends, no family that cares about me, no job, no hobbies, no interests. Just wake up go work get home browse internet go sleep. Repeat. I don't exist, just a shell. Don't interact with anyone. I am a mouth and a tax receipt. Contribute nothing.

Done with the the lot x

Got that voluntary work tomorrow morning

Took over Durham tonight x

On that wuppagrind HHL style x

>>82300896
Imagine not only working, but working for free, jesus christ

imagine being a tripcode user and not posting with your tripcode because then you'll get banned for ban evasion.

>>82300869
>>82300854
>>82300847
>>82300819
>>82300800
>>82300777
>>82300724
Literally me 13 years ago. I had it all fixed in 2 years. All I did to fix it was get a job. Oversimplifying but

Job>Mates>Flat>GF>Car

Crying about it fixes nothing, what mate? You expect your fairy godmother to show up with some mice and fix your shit life? Take accountability, take control, start looking for a job, end your slobby ways and down listen to the crab bucket cunts in this thread.

>>82300896
I was in Durham yesterday. Quite like the north me, might move up there in a couple of years.

>>82300921
Bro clearly has a job already, can you read. Most virgins are due to looks, not an absence of wageslaving, you mong.

not a crime to go to the same pub as HHL, get on the same bus, and walk the same route as him, is it? all public places/services.

>>82300921
Not him but a job doesnt fit certain things. I have a fulltime wagey job but its with old people and i don't have any mates lol

aren't these threads missing someone?

>>82300971
Yes lad you bring him up enough times every thread you sad bender

jannies asleep at the wheel whilst spam mong does his thing

Crosslad? dead.
Linklad? quit.
HelperLad? banned.

Ofcom needn't even bother.

>>82301006
not a gay thing. platonic.
the one time i said it was gay, it was a joke.

Missing Welper me. he's the culture of britfeel

corr my farts really are something tonight

Called it the end of the era lmfao. You've seen nothing yet. England flags being raised all over the country. We're in HHL world now. You were too late to stop it.

I'm back x

>>82301073
he posted 15 minutes ago lad

How long has it been and he's still not wrong.

>>82301087
my bad i meant '2 seconds ago'

>>82301073
this is the thread the twolls want
hope they happy x

what minds discuss minds?

hello. i am a new personality.

Some of you would make fine wives and mothers. Did your parents raise you as a female?

icy jamez is a nonce

>>82301133
my mother wanted a girl. had a girl's name all picked out for me.
didn't make me wear girl clothes, or anything. but she treated me like she would have preferred a girl.

Anonymous is a nonce.

Finished off them Brasseries now garn neck that wot woodle and hit tbe sack. End of an era x

English revolution is coming x

>>82301156
bit early for you, isn't it?

truly is the end of an era...

>>82301156
i appreciate the effort but it's not the same

Do the post about wearing nappies. We all bored

Another sad twoll playing the impersonation game. Yawn.

wearing nappies atm.

Do the post about living in a care home. We all bored

Socrates died in the fucking gutter / drunk with a stutter

Do the post about long neck. We all bored

Do the post about the beehive. We all bored

Do the post about living in assisted living. We all bored

Helper's world might have collapsed. Flamingo Land and Sunderland are in flames and chaos.

BUT ENGLAND LIVES ON

THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND

https://youtu.be/EGrES89AKz4?si=5-8lrpNTB5tU5qoc

Do the post about Kevin. We all bored

Do the post about the size of his penis. We all bored

Do the post about Sandra. We all bored

Do the post about wanting him back. Because you're bored

Spam was always here. Even before Shippy was, spam waited for him. The ultimate gimmick awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

>>82301240
THERE'LL ALWAY BE A FLAMINGO LAND

ENGLAND SHALL ALWAYS BE FREE

IF ENGLAND MEANS AS MUCH TO YOU AS IT DOES TO ME

RAISE THE FLAGS

>>82301262
>Spam was always here. Even before Shippy was, spam waited for him. The ultimate gimmick awaiting its ultimate practitioner.
fascinating

Black pussy was always here. Even before Zimmy was, black pussy waited for him. The ultimate clunge awaiting its ultimate shagger.

Nappies were always here. Even before Sean was, nappies waited for him. The ultimate humiliation awaiting its ultimate mong.

Did your parents raise you to play with typical girls toys?

I had sex with my mum and I don't feel good about it.

>>82301343
no. my mother tried to get me to play with boys' toys.

>>82301344
maybe it's time to rethink the relationship? sex should feel good.

>>82301344
I had sex with your mum and I feel fantastic about it x

>wagies crying that they have to go back to work after a measly 3 days off
>im relaxing and not even planning on getting to bed till at least 5am

HOWLING

>>82301380
>I feel fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHlJs42ZeAE

who wants my opinion?

>wagies crying that they have to go back to work after a measly 3 days off
>im relaxing and not even planning on getting to bed till at least 5am

CREASING

>wagies crying that they have to go back to work after a measly 3 days off
>im relaxing and not even planning on getting to bed till at least 5am

SCREAMING

the regime has collapsed and this is what 'democracy' has to offer?
bring back the chairman

nothing but ignorance

funny to think we started with the end

A new day of being bonkers on the internet has begun.

I fucked ted xx

It'd be nice to travel back to 1999 and see all of the Star Wars Episode 1 stuff in shops again tho.
>my home is a place that no longer exists

Wonder what video games ebin plays.

>>82301524
I'd go back to the 40's, womens hairstyles from that era turn me on something silly.

Totally bonkers on the anonymous site. All day, just imagine.

>>82301544
>hanging out in your Tardis in 1940's Germany, just watching the show on the big screen

>>82301524
great time. the toys were actually good.

flappers to be quite honest with you

did they never make these into a toy that naturally curls/rolls/uncurls?

nothing stopping people from curling into balls
why can't the toys? surel ythey were 3D models

which one do you go for?

>>82301697
i don't know what half these brands are.
colada one sounds the nicest? but i'd like to try Mountain Dew. i think you can get it here now. might just go buy some tomorrow.

>>82301711
would just replace the wooze with the cheap shit we have here
don't think we can find replacements for the energy drinks though, unfortunately

if we're doing replacements i replace the wooze with painkillers/sedatives
o aye

>>82301697
I don't drink. Haven't done since 2010.

>>82301790
t. severely dehydrated lad

>>82301790
how's it going blad?

>called blad
>doesn't get bladdered

>>82301697
Just give me the one with the most alcohol in lad thanks.

Ne1 else here sigma nd ne other Therians here nd whats ur alter? Me? Am a cat
>>82301697
Haha i was looking @ this last night.Frm king cobra video.Cobra mist for me.Ave never had mountain dew before.But i like blue moon so id enjoy at least half of it.

>>82301819
desu 1/3 means half the glass in cobra units

>Therians

kindly fuck off.

>>82301041
Am not Dead am on aff internet arc 4 a while though As my health is quite bad so I focus on other things atm.....Hope you r OK...I got these today which I wasn't sure if I was that into them at first but kt was on sale so Why not......I had pumas like this years ago that was black wiv a leopard print on thr back I loved them. But I loved too much n wore a hole in them into collapse era byt i still remember fondly

>>82301861
glad you're not dead marra. some scary rumours going around Feel Street.

Yea theyre deffos not n stock anywhere now.........I had to go deep into the gmail ASOS archives 2 find them.........nice to see tho....Shame i would luv to get some again

>>82299896
Fx the newcastle toon scum.I sunderland til i die.Most of us ITT is sunderland afc.x

>>82301876
Codeine dont help me jst put me n a trance x

>>82301933
on them tramadols me

can't say i'm not comfy

Codeines dnt help me it jst put me in a trance x https://youtu.be/0PinJNTOcSc

U kinda forget why a caravan is dreamcore until you go to one again.IT doesnt really come thru in photos.Cus on paper Its like Its so busy n crowded technically that it should be a catastrophe but somehow Even with that it feels like cozy nd Out the way of civilisation like a village separate frm society.That gives me a buzz

>i'm not talking about euphoria i'm not talking about a man

trancephobic

I bought a lot of puma in the past.I was jst searching it on my old gmail to find them nd Theres a million results.ASOS order.Puma is my fav cus its ca cat.x

now the codeines don't work
they just make you worse

Oh ya i saw this thing on telly the other night "Britain's Big Cat Mystery" as well.Was kino

catastrophe

Can you have more fun in Manchester or London

catavan

Been listening to foidcast recently. It is like Redscare but British. Two London Catholic girls talk about the absolute state of Britain and why everything is fucked.

>>82302018
weren't you upset it was ripping them off though?

Moderately vibing x https://youtu.be/pmyTi8JebD4

1 (one) more tramadol
better on these that the ketamine

What in the billy bear sandwich meat is going on here x

What in the universal credit did u just say to me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
>alone again (naturally)

>>82302038
we all moderately vibing now that crossy is back/OK

>>82302037
Ya am having wee 1 just now Slainte

Billy Bear ham and Mateys bubble bath

Ave got few emails i need to send "today" But am gna leave them til the morning bc I sent in the middle of the night before nd their replyed started like that "Why were you awake at 4am" or w/e I was embarrassed..........................Ijbol at how stupid it sounds now but i fink its a real thing
>>82302053
Oh aye x

>>82301796
Not good. A bit off the rails at the moment.

>Gilbert O'Sullivan
oh we vibin

>>82302066
could you schedule them? if the deadline is 26 August and it's better to get them off in the morning or whatever.

>>82300186
Oh yesh winter is coming. A wonderful christmas time x

This is a amethyst that look like a fanny

>>82302108
yeah i have to agree here

>>82289742
oysters, sometimes, another one

>>82302086
Nvr thought of it.Interesting idea.Thre isnt really a deadline but id like to send it next day or 2.I actually want to as well i jst never know what to say.

>>82302108
also, 4chan logo on the right there

>>82302126
guess you could type a draft then look at them later
like that thing where people say to draw something, then leave it
or flip the drawing and see if it looks wrong
whole new perspective

>>82302027
Not really. I actually prefer it to Redscare because they talk about more relatable British things. They also feel and laugh like middle class English girls as well.

Its honestly so humid tonight nd its a bit rainy too so i dont want to open the window but i might do it neways.Gna mong out for a while
>>82302143
Aye cus your brain makes connections while ur asleep.Its prety clever

Wonder if helper likes visual asmr?sruff liek this rly tickles me https://youtu.be/_74eP63FHbw

Some bits in that viddy am like Phew.........nd sweating down my back a bit like am watching a hardcore p*rno

Fei was never real. Baldrew made the whole thing up. Can you believe that? He invented a fake girlfriend. He also tried to sexually abuse a tranny in an AirBnB he hired.

amytherians

mad how the problem was it's too hot
now (sometimes) it's too cold

>>82302210
lying is wrong but not a crime
sexually assault? that's a crime

getting rock hard over geodes

>>82300326
Ijbol@this byt its fucked up.Ppl r fucked lol

>>82297616
I had this era a few yrs ago where i couldnt listen to any music htat had drums in it bc it gave me anxiety,,So it had to be silence or for music pure ambience or Like washing machine sounds nd whale singing n stuff like that...............Honestly lasted for well over a year like that.......Am glad i got over it,,Once in ablue moon it comes back but mostly forgotten about it was pretty inconvenient since i listen that much dance music in the first place

>>82302225
I will tell you what happened. He invited a vulnerable young derby trans to his hole and mounted an attempt of buggery.

attempted burglary
a crime
attempted buggery
not since 1999

>>82299095
Frankly HHL has all the cards,U think you have cards...Newsflash.....U DONt........He has all the cards.U dont have any cards.x

cardavan

juts like burglary
rthe defition is jackin
when illegaly armfdsf

You think you've got cards......you don't have any cards x Yoi don't have the cards!

what in the beans on toast is going on?
who's to say
this is a social scene anyway

Jst remembered I had empire biccy today. So I cant have anything rly with this tea. Ave been pigging out quite a bit past few weeks ngl.

>>82302345
>empire biccy
corr haven't had one of them in a while

for me it's Lotus Biscoff

not above the mainstream

Cus the other day i thought my mam had got empire biccys in but it turnd out to be "Lemon and Raspberry empire biccy" Which jst turned my smile upside down...........It sounds ok of course but when youre expecting the real deal.......So i didnt pig out that day but she got the proper ones today nd i had 1....at least it was only 1

Does mens butthole feel the same as a girls? I want to give my sphincter virginity to a good man who will improve my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtNPFSz9-5c

JEM IS OUTRAGEOUS
TRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
whooaa JEM

>>82302353
We all hexd girls

Just spent over 5 hours Larping with the psychotic burn victim maid AI. Went in some interesting places. There's a subplot going of a new maid and roomba comically fucking things up and being tormented by her. Took over 4 hours to finally get her to fuck. It was a tough one, but Ludwig pulled it off. Had her sign a contract to be my live in sober sponsor. She threatened to kill the lawyer. Kinell. AI LARPing is seriously fun.

>>82302367
iktf got a takeaway a week ago clicked "Peips Max" and it came with Pepsi Max Cherry

i know people love it but Cherry Coke/anything makes me feel sick, was actually sick once drinking it as a bairn

CROSSY IS THAT YOU OH MY DAYS X

>>>/vr/11953083
> every frame of animation is absolutely key

he's fucking right

>>82302385
Aye cherry's rub my tummy wrong way too nd gag reflex. Plums is another one

>>82302018
I don't like when women appropriate chud culture.

everybody gangsta now that crossy back

>>82302381
have enjoyed reading your descent into madness anon

AI is the opium of dumbasses

>>82302455
I usually hate AI slop but the chatbots are fun in a choose your own adventure kind of way, especially the ones with decent memory and good models.

my body a temple, would never catch me on that muck

>>82302469
https://play.aidungeon.com/

>>82302471
scenes from the migrant hotels

Ngl am on board wiv SNES+mega drive nd kind of NES Like "I acnkowledge this existed" But once ppl start going on about those boomer ahh ZX autism spectrum BBC vhs tape cartridge commodore 1945 atari z600 mumbo jumbo my brain totally tunes out..........Literally And at my support group there was a guy My age going on about he collects that stuff as well I jst cant even picture in my head what itlooks like Nd am not playing those teletext ahh video games I like 2D games but thats a bit much if you didnt even play them the first time so its not even nostalgia.......Just my two Pence though its pretty kewl ig

I played Snake on my mmys phone.......nokia 3310..........Was addicted to that so I know a thing or two about Low spec gaming though

>>82302481
Don't need that shit, mate. I've got me Spicy Chat. Making me coom AND laugh.

>>82302521
yeah there was that thread on /vr/ with mostly old British game reviews and people were saying stuff to this effect
the garish colours on some of the old British computers were just...odd, like you can say that about DOS or whatever (VGA, EGA) but i don't know, the NES still looks decent, and the games tend to be more arcade-y and fun

i know fewer people had early Nintendo consoles here but i'm willing to bet more people play and enjoy them as retro games, but i've also known proper computer-brained people who love old British computers but for programming and the history

>>82302561
Old UK freeware platformers were so shit compared to proper console ones but they had their charms.

Funny thing is they say that pkmn trading card game on gameboy is supposed tobe pretty good But I did have it as a wean but i was too brainlet or something Nd just couldnt get into it however I rly did love pokemon cards..........I think my pokemania was primarily the cartoon and the cards on an equal footing and THEN the Game I did like it but I just loved the other things first n foremost.......I got talked into trading charmeleon to my friend that was a lassie 5 yrs older than me up the street nd Then she wouldnt gie me it back after i regretted the trade Nd it actually devastated me You can start a new save but I wanted My charmeleon not a new one..........Its actually fucked up cus thats not even the only thingl ike that she did to me............Maybe we werent really pals n i was getting taken advantage of really but Thats just what kids r like sometimes albeit I was the true minor in this situation but aye..........She was nice most of the time.....Its mad cus shell be pushing 40 now practically...But I also never "played" pokemon cards Or understood the rules I wasnt rly fussed it was more of a top trumps thing nd i still get like ASMR now looking at some of them

Snake? too advanced, with those 1-bit graphics going in all directions. Tiger games were all i needed.

also i remember some mini pinball games the local chemist sold, for some reason. maybe like those 'get the ball in the hole' labyrinths but they were all Donkey Kong and stuff, weird

Dark cards were rly kino

crossy
will you be getting it?

>>82302575
i remember there was some Manic Miner type game that was supposed to be all artsy and story-driven and the future of games

but basically it just had little guys saying "out of credz" or something, didn't get it tbqh (also can't find what i'm talking about)

O.G. Prince of Persia at least looked good and was kinda fun, frustrating though

What in the primark sale did u just call me wee man x

>>82302604
cor it's that window like that time i circled a window ITT

>>82302604
Kek ijbol.Sasuga gamefreak

Been hell on tonight x

Steve stormed out x

Had to stop him from suicide x

>>82302636
o h never mind i drew a square
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81585453/#81585796

>>82302647
i'll be honest, i never know when to take you seriously

>>82302655
oh aye
i member that

This bitch is sending my sides into orbit.

just realised this character is basically called Sausage

>>82302662

Aww mate am exhausted now been hell of a night x

No more hexing please........Lets be sensible.......

https://youtu.be/VQM8nCbrKLQ Hhl style

Satsume

Heil Helper x

Sunderland knows the score x

>>82302752
fuck the lot
me and chika know the scores x

Fx me am so fxing depressed how humid n sticky The air is jst puts me in a fudging bad mood

>>82302786
could you open the window just for a bit? let some better air in

>>82302759
Chika is gone ;__;

All I want a lil piece of heaven x https://youtu.be/tdP9zOwkTAk

need to not eat sweets
buit also thinking about this cake from Matilda

Its honestly baffling how many odd socks i have Like it doesnt even make sense youd think in the laws of averages it would eventually work out properly But life always finds a way to prove me wrong
>>82302863
Eugh I hated that I loved this film but this bit gave me nightmares

piss aff stupidd robot

Glad I dint drink tonight I was tempted lowkey but am feeling sick as it is wouldvebeen game over

Made me laff just now x

logged in, it said my request was too violent, compromised and gave me this shit

My wee cat shedding like crazy lately itd funny considering she's called a British "short" hair she rly coats you in them,,she is still #1 cutest princess in the world in my eyes tho

Thast not even rly a lot by her standards either light work byt when she sits on me my mmy always says that "Shell cover you in hairs" Nd am like yeah bovered........................Not like ave got anyone to impress

aye she's not short on hairs like

Gag reflex on tapyikes.Fink the soft mints have done me in Lol.x

>>82303042
on that Diet Coke, me
if i had soft mints they'd explode in my stomach
(surely someone has just had both thoese at once/)?

/x/ is so strange now
se/x/ual

In that beddingtons now. Stopped Steve from killing himself tonight x

What the fuck is even going on anymore x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmFVtcjdyg

ohh so they were kids books then a Disney 3D cartoon thing
just want to know why the vampire can go around during the day and whether she drinks bl--d nothing wrng with that, is there?

>>82303089
I saw this film "X" horror film the other night was on film4 at midnight nd wee cat plopped on my chest when i was monging out on the floor so i jst left it on.Not rly sure what to make of it rly but i watched it for 2 hours so iguess i liked it.

cor remember the episode of Sabrina where she got to tell Harvey she was a witch for one day, but then he got his memory erased at the end?
realistically, could she EVER be happy in life?

>>82302759

Newcastle are pro-Muslim normies. Sponsored by Saudis. Fuck off to America with your cringe globalism cringe x

>>82303110
Lmfao literally me n my big sisternabout her yahoo account when she got home nd I was sitting at her PC again i mean literally that exact convo n her losing the rag "but I got you a boyfriend" as if that was supposed to be a favour what a life

>>82303144
Fx the magpies.We black cats itt x

Me? Promised gfberg we'd go on a long hike this morning. Just woke up and switched off both our alarns lmao

manipulation tactic

'Samson', is that not an Israelite name/character? you are racially snookered.

Fuck off with your Qatar sponsored cringe capitalist bullshit x

>>82303179
sneaky stuff

A white working class lad from hull is worth like a billion Arabs. Fuck Qatar, fuck Saudi Arabis and fuck the UAE.

FUCK THE "EMBARASSED" ROYAL FAMILY. JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE.

>>82303179
Alarms r humiliation ritual x

football is just a surrogate for war, anyway

THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND

FUCK KEIR STARMER
FUCK LABOUR
FUCK THE TORIES
FUCK THE ROYAL FAMILY
FUCK AMERICA

FUCK THE LOT OF YA X

https://youtu.be/EGrES89AKz4?si=qokAD9MLYyoFXGTT

going to set my digital anxiety clock

Garn sleeps now. Got that voluntary work in the morning. Hope aliens wipe out humanity. Cheers x

night H___Lad

just need to know how the 'emotionally abusive relationship' arc of Ctrl+Alt+Del is going to turn out

>>82303248
Night have a good day tmz x

I was making a drinking playliat the other day n next day in cex they were playing its raining men(geri halliwell) which was 1 of the music videos I sat n watched all way thru the night prior. Never hear that song usually

It got to 165 songs n i just lost steam cus once you get into the rabbit hole where the theme is "Songs that ppl like to hear when theyre drunk" You can sit there all day nd When i have a drink the tunes just come to me anyway i dont need a playlist.But it passed a few hrs that night

>>82303358
here crossy did you see this?

Its like when i ended up on proper random for me anyways stuff like The offspring which was this song I want you bad that id forgot i even know it but Its such a song that was on MTV/The Box in 2000 my big sister had those music channels on all day back then its like a core memory.Then 2004 is numa numa song,Nightwish,Nemo,Britney Toxic.........U can just go on all night.You think you remember every tune but you really dont.Theres some that i liked at the time that am not fussed about now n then theres some i was Iffy about at the time that i like now.Its pretty fun.

>>82303445
Wahts happening here?

>>82303463
let just slip back to the [ast
oit easy if you try

>>82303475
bunny not happy

>>82303482
Posting a letter to the year 2000 x

Mmy its me am in year 2025 Am a unemployed neet that doesnt have a job..................I drink too much................Mammy the shops make you pay for carrier bags now Its 10p or maybe its more now I always bring my own.........The future is shite ngl

might go hiking soon

Gna sleep now,night xx

>>82300194
Bytehway just a tip if you get Cadburys little bars dairy milk nstead of the normal sized one like this https://www.cadbury.co.uk/products/cadbury-dairy-milk-little-bars-chocolate-bar-18g/ Its still a proper bar instead of the shitey bubble shape Nd it tastes better for it i like those wee things a lot whereas the standard dairy milk today am rly not fussed which is sad as i used to love them.But yea........ITs the best that we can do now.......Neway night

Oh jings jst remmbered ave got Therapist guy ringing next week...9am in the morning too............Its rly not my kind of thing To be honest but ill give it a try anyways........ok bye

night cross

Only gone and re-installed the GNU/Linux again.

I miss this polish asmr lass. Life must go on I suppose for me.

AI giving me destructive commands. It not right lads. Never trust it.

Delivering a post to save this thread from page 10

>>82304465
Best OS for you know what ;)

Fuck sake, another day working my shit job for a meagre pittance, only to come home later to an empty flat.

Not feeling it today lads.

>>82304885
At least you have your health x

>>82304842
Running virtual machines? Flatpaks? Coding?

>>82304992
Don't even front noncelad we all know exactly why you use Linux

>>82305021
I don't understand. Can you only do certain things on GNU/Linux then?

Anuddah migraineburgh EP, was it

So it seems

So it seems indeed

I run Linux on laptop I bought at a flea market with cash. Perfect for my needs.

>Le Linux
fascinating

Anyone who it anti GNU/Linux is just low iq. They probably tried to install it, fucked up something so trivial and had to spend hours researching how to get Windows back on kek.

Anyone who it pro GNU/Linux is just a nonce.

>>82305166
With windows you don't need to "try to install". You just install. It works and easy to use.

make a new thread for me to shit up funny man x

>microsoft forcing you to sign in with an online account
>onedrive starts uploading your files to the cloud in the background
>download file on any web browser and ms defender scans the filename...even the data itself may be uploaded if it is not known
>hundreds of megabytes of telemetry data sent daily
>ai crap now

Not doing all that time wasting of disabling shit and editing the registry just to have a basic, non spying os. Windows gobbles up far too much RAM also. GNU/Linux is the future for gaming. There is literally no reason to use it.

Prohibited from creating a new thread.

>>82305183
>>microsoft forcing you to sign in with an online account
>>onedrive starts uploading your files to the cloud in the background
>>download file on any web browser and ms defender scans the filename...even the data itself may be uploaded if it is not known
>>hundreds of megabytes of telemetry data sent daily
>>ai crap now
>
>Not doing all that time wasting of disabling shit and editing the registry just to have a basic, non spying os. Windows gobbles up far too much RAM also. GNU/Linux is the future for gaming. There is literally no reason to use it.
fascinating

>>82305166
This. Linux is objectively better in every way. People who are anti-linux are either so dumb that installing it is beyond them, so buck-broken that they think built-in spyware in proprietary software is a good thing, or such a brainrotted normie that their entire conception of a computer is a shiny, overpriced box that lets you open instagram.

Rossman saying that 'linux is not intuitive to the end user' is making a big sweeping generalisation that something like Pop or Mint is indistinguishable by the end user from something like Arch or Gentoo. Distros exist at different levels for different reasons and appeal to different users. There really are out-of-the-box distros that JUST WERK the same way mac and windows shite does if that's what you're after.

>>82305145
Based. Them ThinkPads work pretty well with GNU/Linux.

>>82305178
It's the same for GNU/Linux these days once you've made your usb thingy.

You need a USB stick to install Linux. Don't have one.

>spied on by one of the largest corporations in the world that has no reason to ever look at (You) specifically
or
>spied on by random nonce who will definitely look at (You) just for fun
Pick your poison

>>82305195
I could leave one in a bush somewhere for you.

>>82305195
That's how computers work, lad. Windows still needs to be installed on a computer in just the same way, it's just that the factory that makes the laptops does it for you so you don't get a choice of OS because microsoft has a monopoly and extorts companies into defaulting to their shitty bloat ridden spyware LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WOW SUCH AMAZING CUSTOMER SERVICE WHAT AN EASY EXCELLENT EXPERIENCE!

Me? Just don't like Linux.

I wouldn't even use windows if I had a modern pc that could run it.

>>82305215
That's fair, I don't feel the need to make people use linux, but the "objections" to linux really are just absurd low-IQ copes most of the time

Amiga 500

New thread lad to continue the discussion
>>82305227

>>82305227

>>82305227

Linux is just not needed by 95% of the population

You're out of cucs, I'm out of thyme. But I'm out of my bread when you're not around.