This game is such a massive mess anymore that it just kills my enthusiasm to play.
>sit down with friends for Saturday night games.
>friend #1 slaps down his outlaw junction deck while wearing a cowboy hat.
>he grins and says "giddy up pardner"
>friend #2 slaps down his transformer deck while while wearing his transforms T-shirt.
>he grins and says "more than meets the eye"
>friend #3 slaps down his Sonic deck while eating a chillidog.
>he grins and says "gotta go fast"
>friend #4 slaps down his final fantasy deck while playing ff7 on his PSP
>he grins and says "will you all come with me?"
>friend #5 slaps down his lord of the rings deck proudly displaying is ace of spades tattoo
>he grins and says "A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day"
>I pull my skullbriar deck out.

>>511153940
Didn't its always sunny in Philadelphia have an episode based on this?

>>149489966

>want to play vidya games
>none seem to be interesting to me
>finally find one on steam
>play for 10 minutes and never feel like touching it again
rinse and repeat

>>212714986
>mfw I'm a bit of a slop connoisseur and I recently realized I have been making myself what is basically the loaf as a special treat with leftovers from big meals for years

People are punished by what brings me joy. I'm basically a pig at this point. What a life.

>tell my dad im about to be virgin at 26

>yeah so what you want to be a pornstar ? I know a hobo down the street whos a 50 year old virgin ?

>just fuck a hooker instead, you dont need a girlfriend. Its better that way

How could a man deliberately want his own son to be miserable ? Shouldnt it be natural male behavior to want your own offspring to be successful?

>>40692106
Claim #2: Martin's case

This one is a bit more slippery, since it involves so many moving pictures and so much of it is in the archives. It's such a fucking mess that it's unreal, with claims being made to me that Martin doxxed Sandra and Sergio, as if Martin decided to tell them about this cool little website called 4chan and they walked in on him posting about them.

If you go on the archives right now and search for any of the keywords I mentioned it becomes really difficult to even discern what's real, because something close to 80% of posts claiming to be Martin are fake. It's essentially a huge meme to pretend to be Martin, as well as to accuse people of BEING Martin.

Anyways, the TL;DR is that Martin used to post on here about court cases that he had. One where he was assaulted, and one where he was accused of stalking.

Honestly I think that this should clarify anything that needs clarifying, but apparently not, because I'll often see people claiming that it was more than stalking. Whatever, here's what happened according to him, since he sporadically mentions it, but everything is fragmented, out of context, or just all over the fucking place.

https://i.imgur.com/R36SU5v.png

Now, I can't really prove anything here. Martin says he never went to court for it, that the case got thrown out. I'm not here to argue about technicalities.

Claim #3: Moira drama

Moira was someone who got Darlingweeb banned off of a /div/ server back in the day, and Gamer got a lot of flak because "she" named both of them as leaking both Martin and LSL's photos.

But this becomes a bit dubious because Moira is very likely not real. Not long after Darlingweeb got banned, these photos went live: https://imgur.com/a/UfkILJG

Now keep in mind that people didn't really trust Moira. There was something a bit sus about the account, and so it's a bit odd that Martin would be inappropriate with her. It's almost as if the claims aren't real.
2/3

genuinely considering just being fucking ripped and being a grade-A asshole to everyone from now on
FUCK

When did you give up on women and why?