>>511145525
So it's a thought experiment or zen koan?

>>716083353

>haha it's porn but it's IRONIC

>>715863768
Just release Champions already so I don't have to boot up V*olet to play online

>>715463798
>>715463000
Don't worry I'll drop soon out of /v/ma and leave an open spot, if I don't get Kitasan Black I'm quitting the game, the spark grind is too ruthless.

>>529769617
I've been saving up all my carrots since release and only played with the Free Selectors/Daily Scouts, and I didn't get a single SSR even after 80 pulls.
Checked how much a guaranteed SSR costs with real money, it's 20 dollars. I'd rather bet on real life horses at this point.

>>713890702
I'm retarded and I built my base too close to the river, in the initial ruins, and now 40% of my real estate is on the other side of the lake... and I can't build bridges.
When will bridges, or water bases in general, be a thing?

Why the fuck did these retards just not give classic GP as an option
Is it literally just fuck you you'll buy it anyway

>bvsed antiwoke retards making up shit to be angry about again
nexus sucks cock but there's no need to be dishonest

>Control spinoff
>you can't play as cool glowniggers
>or even some decently professional HAZMAT dudes with magic staplers glued to their asscrack
>copied the shitty colorful vomitpunk aesthetics that were already overdone

>spend 4 hours total over the week making kefka and cloud decks
>finally friday night commander
>pod is so tryhard I cant even play those decks
>literal autistic mono g player that ignores vivi and goes for my meme commander, taigam with elk enchantment
>faggot vivi player with scroll rack, jeska’s etc
>literal autistic player with a hentai mat thats oblivious and playing kobolds, based but not even a player
>jeska’s will t3 w/ vivi tutors for mizzix
>autistic green player goes infinite mana untap faggoty turn 3 drops everything with guardian project
>swings at me (with a commander he elked and empty hand from stopping vivi from instantly winning) and not the vivi player
>wait 30 minutes for games to start
>dont even play for 20
>dont even want to play magic

What a shitty way to end a shitty week working long hours