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7/22/2025, 9:15:21 PM
>>149505128
>HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME! I DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION AS I SAY THE CONTARIAN THING! FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL LOVE ON KICK!
Here's your (you) tweaker.
>HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME! I DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION AS I SAY THE CONTARIAN THING! FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL LOVE ON KICK!
Here's your (you) tweaker.
7/21/2025, 5:47:28 PM
7/19/2025, 12:27:46 PM
7/12/2025, 12:57:37 PM
7/10/2025, 10:32:02 PM
>>530724321
got it, i'll open thread again in 3 years
got it, i'll open thread again in 3 years
7/6/2025, 6:17:47 PM
>>149287991
How did eggman get to sonics dimension if he's from earth
How did eggman get to sonics dimension if he's from earth
7/2/2025, 11:38:02 AM
7/1/2025, 11:02:43 AM
>>23359795
and?
and?
6/20/2025, 1:34:42 AM
>>508035527
God I love food
God I love food
6/20/2025, 1:34:42 AM
>>22844783
God I love food
God I love food
6/18/2025, 5:48:13 AM
>>507815299
>Lights fall on stage
>Announcer says "ladies and gentlemen, the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden"
>Spotlights pan to stage left
>Biden walks out holding his wife's hand
>He stands still and looks around seemingly at no-one while waving gently and pointing smiling and nodding and giving the thumbs up etc. at no-one for a full 90 seconds
>"Ladies and gentlemen, the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden!"
>The announcer tries to jog Joe on
>Joe starts moving very very slowly and his wife holds his arm gently as he chicken-wings onto the stage
>Approaches podium
>"Huh-hello and good... evening ladies and gentlemen, it's, me JoeBiden your 46th presidentoftheunitedstates -- "
>Suddenly he stops mid-sentence and his eyes and face widen as he suddenly and slowly glances at somebody apparently off-stage, his mouth open ajar
>"...muh anyway...." Joe shakes his head and mutters about his microphone under his breath
>"I'm here to tuhhh to talk ab about th-the warinIran and thimportance of..."
>Joe suddenly switches to a very quiet whisper
>"...listen, slick ok we have to help the Israelis, we have to help them out." Joe's eyes widen again as he seems to be looking at someone off stage. "If we don't do it Iran will get th the bomb and we're all in for it."
>Suddenly shouting
>"THAT IS WHY uhh... tu- -" Joe squints.
>"That is why my colleagues and I are signing the pro-Israel presidential executive directive to allocate a FURTHER 10 BILLION DOLLARS TO ISRAEL."
>The entire audience applauds for 15 minutes
>Joe just winks and smiles and points at people for the entire duration
>"And that's not all we are making a further aid package of 100 billion to Ukraine."
>Applause for 2 mins
>Joe walks off stage in a straight line chicken-winging his arms. Joe falls down a flight of small stairs right as exits stage right, you can hear it on the microphone
>Lights fall on stage
>Announcer says "ladies and gentlemen, the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden"
>Spotlights pan to stage left
>Biden walks out holding his wife's hand
>He stands still and looks around seemingly at no-one while waving gently and pointing smiling and nodding and giving the thumbs up etc. at no-one for a full 90 seconds
>"Ladies and gentlemen, the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden!"
>The announcer tries to jog Joe on
>Joe starts moving very very slowly and his wife holds his arm gently as he chicken-wings onto the stage
>Approaches podium
>"Huh-hello and good... evening ladies and gentlemen, it's, me JoeBiden your 46th presidentoftheunitedstates -- "
>Suddenly he stops mid-sentence and his eyes and face widen as he suddenly and slowly glances at somebody apparently off-stage, his mouth open ajar
>"...muh anyway...." Joe shakes his head and mutters about his microphone under his breath
>"I'm here to tuhhh to talk ab about th-the warinIran and thimportance of..."
>Joe suddenly switches to a very quiet whisper
>"...listen, slick ok we have to help the Israelis, we have to help them out." Joe's eyes widen again as he seems to be looking at someone off stage. "If we don't do it Iran will get th the bomb and we're all in for it."
>Suddenly shouting
>"THAT IS WHY uhh... tu- -" Joe squints.
>"That is why my colleagues and I are signing the pro-Israel presidential executive directive to allocate a FURTHER 10 BILLION DOLLARS TO ISRAEL."
>The entire audience applauds for 15 minutes
>Joe just winks and smiles and points at people for the entire duration
>"And that's not all we are making a further aid package of 100 billion to Ukraine."
>Applause for 2 mins
>Joe walks off stage in a straight line chicken-winging his arms. Joe falls down a flight of small stairs right as exits stage right, you can hear it on the microphone
6/15/2025, 3:59:40 AM
6/14/2025, 4:23:43 PM
>>712634329
Dark souls
Dark souls
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