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IT 2018 VIBES

IT'S HAPPENINGS

>kicked out of my pilates class for staring at the girls asses

I CANT HELP IT. THOSE COLLEGE GIRLS HAVE THE JUICIEST ASSES I WANT TO PLOW THEM AND NUT INSIDE ALL OF THEM.

>YOU CANT PLAY AN UNDEAD PALADIN BECAUSE.... YOU JUST CANT OK??!!!

>once chance at life
>fall in love with a girl named "spencer"

What the freak kind of name is that?

JUST A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING HISPANIC AND NEVER BEING ABLE TO FUCK SOME WHITE PUSSY AND A FEW HOURS AGO I GOT A WHITE GIRLS NUMBER, IN FACT, SHE OFFERED IT TO ME, WE STARTED TALKING IN THE WAITING ROOM AT THE HOSPITAL AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT HIKING AND STUFF AND HOLY FUCK, THE CONVERSATION WAS SO FLUID AND SMOOTH, SHE ASKED ME I WANTED HER NUMBER SO WE CAN GO HIKING TOGETHER. IS THIS A SIGN FROM GOD? I WAS JUST CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE LAST NIGHT, HOLY FUCK, HOW CAN THIS BE REAL? GOD HAS HEARD MY PRAYERS.

I plan on going balls deep on this slut, she's so cute, blonde with freckles and all, it's time to lose my virginity and do have some rough kinky sex with a white girl, afterwards I plan on killing myself anyway, but I want to enjoy some white pussy before I die, it's been a lifelong dream of mine.

I DIDN'T GET THE FUCKING SUSIE DINER SCENE BECAUSE I B-LINED CHAPTER 4.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

SOMEONE FUCKING STOLE MY BRAND NEE EBIKE AT THE PARK!! HOLY FUCK I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE, IM FUCKING DONE, I CANT TAKE THIS SUFFERING MUCH LONGER.

YOU MY FRENS BRITFEEL. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONES.

IT WAS SAID YOU BRING WOMFORT TO BRITAIN NOT JOIN JOIN THE SEETHERS. NOT LEAVE IT TO DARKNKESS.

YOU MY BROTHERS. I LOVED YOU. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE SUCCUMBED TO HATE.

FUCK moped thieves!

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