Threadly reminder the bible teaches heaven is literally a magic kingdom in the sky their prophets fly up to

The fact this isn't true means you can laugh at the hell poster right in his deranged face

>>511067234
Christianity unironically believes and teaches heaven is a magic sky kingdom in the clouds

How this religion didn't die and lose followers in droves after the first rocket launch is baffling

>>17848255
Lol what's the matter

According to Jesus you can just fly up to the heavenly kingdom

Go rent a plane and join your jew god in his magic cloud kingdom

>>17847459
>it's a metaphor copium

One it uses itself as a scientific explanation (the waters above are the source of rain)

And two because Elijah and Jesus literally flew up to gods kingdom according to your narrative

>>212550950
Threadly reminder the bible teaches heaven is a literal kingdom in the sky. This is affirmed by the prophets and Jesus.

The fact this isn't true means you can throw these desert fairytales in the trash

>>17819283
Why did Jesus believe heaven is in the sky?

We know nothing is up there

>>17811065
The bible literally teaches heaven is a literal unironic kingdom in the sky. Both prophets and Jesus affirm this

The fact this isn't true means we can throw your semetic cult into the trash

>>17808646
Anyone who reads the bible leaves Christianity lol

Why do you think they banned the layman from having access to it

Why do you think they want you to rely on priest and pastors to get the "message"

It's desert fairytale bullshit

>>508627248
You're the one who believes Jews are gods and the king jew flew to the sky to go back to his sky kingdom

Threadly reminder that the bible literally teaches heaven is a mansion in the sky

The fact this isn't true means you can disregard the rest of the Jewish fairytales