The thing about this is that not only do I love hot dogs, not only are Oscar Mayer hot dogs genuinely good, but the packaging is so nice and futuristic with that yummy ketchup-and-mustard color scheme that it actually does make me want to eat them more, so this controller is just as effective.

Only leftists can suck the fun out of bald/blue-haired/sidebuzzed women.

>>715233940
The other bisexual kid I knew who drew porn of me was into vore too.

>Hypno Baron still has never hypnotized anyone

>>715075990
>Averyshadydolphin melting down on account number 3 and ending his career with a Pokemon episode end frame of his characters accompanied by a quote from Psalms

>>149306643
>no Vriska roleplayer yet

>be me
>2012 (12 years old)
>have been outplaced from normal kid school and in the Percy Jackson tard school circuit for six years now
>one specific afternoon
>bitch teacher's assistant who has physically restrained me over saying her shoes were ugly talking with retarded white trash classmate
>directionalmicrophone.exe
>they're talking about this new show called "The Big Bang Theory"
>gushing about how awesome it is and how funny it is
>talking about how much they loved Sheldon
>they have no idea that an actual nerd who started using booru sites only a year later is four feet away, having to put up with their bullshit
>walking through the local mall in 2017 with abusive dad
>looking for fresh clothes in a Newbury Comics outlet
>see Bazinga shirt
>jokingly tell him i could go for it
>he seriously agrees
>i clarify it was a joke
>he clearly understands but refuses to not buy it for me even after i reclarify
>buys it
>actually have to watch the show several times in high school years after the /tv/ meme happened
>it's fucking garbage
>fat dyke staff lady with golden-age Marvel comic posters on her office wall who thought New 52 was awesome laughs at everything

>that soup line

>>149267500
>no Vriska cosplayer to put me to sleep in public

I used to hang out with a (tranny) fanfiction writer who was really into Mass Effect, and she used to tease me by writing really long passages of text out of nowhere or on request that were hell-targeted to my tastes to make me really horny. Jack showed up in them a lot because she knew a short-haired/bald punk girl with a ton of piercings and tattoos and psychic powers was mega hot to me. I miss her.