>>716149378
You would you gay homo fag-man

>>715678740
That bald goblin/sphere hunter faggot/DSP are the gods of v/ you ignorant swine. GTFO my board newfag

>>212484342
>Your quivering lanklet hands can't control the recoil of your pink tipped, 90 grain, light powder load .38 special and you miss, allowing me to wrestle you to the ground and fart in your mouth.

>>509541933
>>509542102
of course I noticed, that's why I circled them in the picture morons. You probably can't see so good posting from your iphones you sodomites

>>714022867
I doubt it...

>paired with a French duo
>Ironeye/Rev
>I roll Guardian to help them perform
>They're so bad at the game they don't even check a starting commoner hut for seals for Rev
>They rush a Golem Church at level 1
>I'm not too bothered, it's just a Fulghor run
>we get level 5
>Crucible Castle
>We're clearing it
>Crucible Greatshield drops
>Ironeye loots it
>Instantly engage throw-no-jutsu
>pissbaby around until night 1 boss
>Ironeye realizes why I'm mad, taunts me by dropping and snatching the shield
>keep running around jumping on his head
>drop all my gear and die
>his Rev bro dies lots
>quits after being stuck on 3 bars for a minute or two because I crawled my corpse onto his do Ironeye would have to revive me to revive him
>he runs I circles pretending his cunt behavior was actually cool, trying to taunt me without even gesturing
>his bro rejoins
>we get revived [wasn't looking, not sure how]
>I go die again
>his bro revives me
>go die again while doubling the aggro on Ironeye by standing by him
>They stop helping me and start simply trying to kill Rotal Revenant
>They end up failing
New auto-throw rule: When they loot goblin purple Greatshield when you're on Starting Greatshield. Also imagine losing to Royal Rev in an open field on IRONEYE.

>>712702226
I don't know. It feels like there's some sexual tension between you fucking faggots. You should both kys yourselves.