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7/23/2025, 7:20:40 PM
>>213018486
You know the Big JB is the KING of BJs
That motha'f$@#*% was known throughout all the Bronx that he could show you tf up in hoops then get you tf down in loops, if you know what I'm sayin. The Big JB could siphon gas through a ten foot hose in a single breath
Ain't no one able to resist those lips. He don't like when you try to return the favor tho. Try to get on yo' knees for him and he'll tell you to buck up and fuck off. That's just how the cat rolls
You know the Big JB is the KING of BJs
That motha'f$@#*% was known throughout all the Bronx that he could show you tf up in hoops then get you tf down in loops, if you know what I'm sayin. The Big JB could siphon gas through a ten foot hose in a single breath
Ain't no one able to resist those lips. He don't like when you try to return the favor tho. Try to get on yo' knees for him and he'll tell you to buck up and fuck off. That's just how the cat rolls
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7/10/2025, 3:49:10 PM
Listen up.
I'm not like these other clowns out here, alright? I burn local.
I’m talkin’ hand-split oak from Jerry’s Backyard Timber Lot off Route 17. Not some big box, mass-produced, chemically-soaked, pre-cut, shrink-wrapped pine nonsense, man. That ain’t me. That’s not how I was raised.
I got a guy, alright? I got a firewood guy. He’s got rough hands, drinks coffee from a Thermos that smells like diesel fuel, and he calls me "boss" even though I tell him not to. That’s real. That’s authentic.
And I don’t burn in no prefab fire pit you get from a catalog, okay? I built mine. With my own two hands.
...And a Task Rabbit named Caleb. But I supervised. I supervised hard. I was out there. Gloves on. Patagonia fleece zipped halfway up. Grinding.
You ever start a fire in the rain?
No? Then don’t talk to me about struggle.
I was out there last Thursday. Drizzle. 63 degrees. No wind cover. I still lit that match. You think you know pressure? Try igniting damp kindling with artisanal strike-anywheres while a date watches from the porch with a glass of chilled Tempranillo.
I’m not out here for clout, alright? I’m not burning for the 'Gram.
I don’t need no fire-filter. This ain’t about aesthetics. This is about honor.
This is about grit. This is about being a real one.
You think I post my firewood stack online?
Hell no. That stack’s for me.
It’s crooked, yeah. A little wobbly. But it’s honest. It’s built with love. And with the help of my landscape architect, Ron, who honestly gets me.
I don’t need to prove nothin’ to nobody.
So yeah. I burn local.
Because real recognize real.
And if that makes me different?
Then maybe the rest of y’all are just cold.
I'm not like these other clowns out here, alright? I burn local.
I’m talkin’ hand-split oak from Jerry’s Backyard Timber Lot off Route 17. Not some big box, mass-produced, chemically-soaked, pre-cut, shrink-wrapped pine nonsense, man. That ain’t me. That’s not how I was raised.
I got a guy, alright? I got a firewood guy. He’s got rough hands, drinks coffee from a Thermos that smells like diesel fuel, and he calls me "boss" even though I tell him not to. That’s real. That’s authentic.
And I don’t burn in no prefab fire pit you get from a catalog, okay? I built mine. With my own two hands.
...And a Task Rabbit named Caleb. But I supervised. I supervised hard. I was out there. Gloves on. Patagonia fleece zipped halfway up. Grinding.
You ever start a fire in the rain?
No? Then don’t talk to me about struggle.
I was out there last Thursday. Drizzle. 63 degrees. No wind cover. I still lit that match. You think you know pressure? Try igniting damp kindling with artisanal strike-anywheres while a date watches from the porch with a glass of chilled Tempranillo.
I’m not out here for clout, alright? I’m not burning for the 'Gram.
I don’t need no fire-filter. This ain’t about aesthetics. This is about honor.
This is about grit. This is about being a real one.
You think I post my firewood stack online?
Hell no. That stack’s for me.
It’s crooked, yeah. A little wobbly. But it’s honest. It’s built with love. And with the help of my landscape architect, Ron, who honestly gets me.
I don’t need to prove nothin’ to nobody.
So yeah. I burn local.
Because real recognize real.
And if that makes me different?
Then maybe the rest of y’all are just cold.
7/8/2025, 4:11:47 AM
>>212466118
you dorks if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means instead of just talking shit you just keep it real because what Burn Local means you’re a real one because you are local (aka burn local) if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep forgetting your past no matter what happens real because you’re a real one because staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) in never forgetting your past no matter what happens
you dorks if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means instead of just talking shit you just keep it real because what Burn Local means you’re a real one because you are local (aka burn local) if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep forgetting your past no matter what happens real because you’re a real one because staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) in never forgetting your past no matter what happens
6/30/2025, 11:54:23 PM
>Yo that's what I've been saying dog these young cats coming up don't give respect like they should. When I was living on the streets in Russia I saw some wild shit man people getting killed left and right just for a loaf of bread. You had to be on your toes at all times and give respect cos if you didn't.... well let's just I wouldn't be here right now. That's why I burn local these days cos I appreciate my local and that's church bro
What the fuck is his problem? Does he actually think we believe this shit?
What the fuck is his problem? Does he actually think we believe this shit?
6/29/2025, 3:13:35 PM
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6/25/2025, 6:49:48 AM
I still remember the first time I met this dude, a badass with a heart of gold. Back then I was dickhead teenager with a rapsheet a mile long and I didn't know what I was doing or what I wanted out of life but he had been where I was and he really understood why I acted that way, he took me under his wing and got me out of the gang I was with and let me into his home and introduced me to his wife and kids, it was the first time I felt loved and trusted in a long time. He put me on the right path and introduced me to my best friend and savior, the Lord Jesus Christ. I'll never forget what he did for me, I'd probably be dead or in prison if not for him, I moved to Cali to get an acting gig so I could be just like the guy who saved me.
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