A few days ago I asked for the craziest schizo theories to improve my pull luck. I tried out as many as I could today.
>Run 3.2 kilometers while listening to the insert song of the uma you want to pull on repeat
Did, and man I am hungry now
>Do them at a stable
Unfeasible because the connection out there sucks dick, but maybe there are more in my city
>Learn the choreography for Umapyoi Legend and do a little dance between each pull.
Did to the best of my ability
>Pray to the only Goddess, Shiraoki-sama
Did
>Taking a bong rip right before rolling
DUDE WEED but did
>Horse betting while in the scout tab
I'm broke, but I did in spirit

The results:
3 SSRs in 41 pulls.

If you have any more schizo theories for me to try for next time, let me know.

A few days ago I asked for the craziest schizo theories to improve my pull luck. I tried out as many as I could today.
>Run 3.2 kilometers while listening to the insert song of the uma you want to pull on repeat
Did, and man I am hungry now
>Do them at a stable
Unfeasible because the connection out there sucks dick, but maybe there are more in my city
>Learn the choreography for Umapyoi Legend and do a little dance between each pull.
Did to the best of my ability
>Pray to the only Goddess, Shiraoki-sama
Did
>Taking a bong rip right before rolling
DUDE WEED but did
>Horse betting while in the scout tab
I'm broke, but I did in spirit

The results:
3 SSRs in 41 pulls.

If you have any more schizo theories for me to try for next time, let me know.

>>535915542
That's a fucking hilarious nickname for her.

1-3 Work on a good medium Tachyon
4-6 Roll for 3* sparks with Rudolf
7-9 Make a better evil Neicha for CM
0 Dirt spark Rudolf and try to get the Teio Sho first time win carats

>>718152475
I also have 3 banners I want to pull on, been told that it'd be better to just wait for the january banner, but I can't possibly be this long waiting, this is just poorly designed it's impossible for non-whales to get what they want

>helping urara win the arima kinen
cringe
>helping Tachyon survive her suicide by racing in a mile attempt
based

>just learned tachyon was still running in retirement races for fun
So that's why she came back in the ending of the movie

Will you guys be pulling on Uma banners any time soon (Seiun or Falcon) or just Super Creek and hoard until January?

who

>>717561692
I will unironically go and stay go if they add a rule that will unambiguously delete all generals from /v/, including stealth generals like the touhou thread and the vidya waifu thread

right now it's just preferential treatment (maybe because the ones that they reluctantly allow are going to chimp out even harder when forced to leave)