>>719122760
>Random intern gets hired
>Cult who pretty rightfully hates Gate for their shitty security and tapping into shit they really shouldn't be anywhere near attack
>Intern says "fuck it", starts wearing filing cabinets, throws sharp pens at invading aliens then eating said invading aliens
>Intern then releases Silent Hill mixed with The Mist into the middle of america for some d-batteries
>Intern then creates a black hole to bypass some locked doors
>Intern THEN lets literal zombies out of containment, while also possibly opening a portal into a random skyscraper in New York
>Then lets actually just Satan out of his cage
>THEN the intern turns on FOUR unmanned, damaged nuclear reactors and leaves them completely alone to do whatever before jumping in a portal to release Space Satan
I think "Cahn" was right when he said we should be the one in a cage and studied.
>>719122921
I do this every time I visit the train.