Draw more cards than any craft?
Cheaper spells the more I cast?
One-cost nuke for any threat?
Erase a board with just one play?
Heal more than Havencuck?
Shields and wards that never end?
Flood the board like Swordcraft swarms?

Who am I?

>On release I got 2 Orchis and 3 Eudies
>Took last orchid from starter deck and only played puppets
>Want to play some other deck with Infinity Evolved
>Buy 30 packs
>Got 3 Karulas, 1 Zwei and Titania (Leader)
I'm literally cursed playing nothing but Portal.

gg at the knockout table, I had quite the terrible early-game roll and being 2 evo behind turn 6 was atrocious. Wanted to Phildau turn 7 but throwing a super...

>>528895618
Don't do this to me, anon

>Get ready to Dragon Deck build deck
>Sorry fucker, you need 9000 more essence to craft that
>Craft top spammed Portal Deck
>Good news! You can afford that fucking cancer deck and play it!
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY PORTAL CANCER

>be me
>at lobby table
>playing shadoba against yet another portalfag
>he's fusing half his hand and taking forever
>get bored and look around the lobby
>see 2 anons kiss emote at each other by the shop
>muffled "cum in my ass, please please i need it"
>portalfag finally finishes his gundam and me too
>just another day in 21488

>be me
>at lobby table
>playing shadoba against yet another portalfag
>he's fusing half his hand and taking forever
>get bored and look around the lobby
>see 2 anons kiss emote at each other by the shop
>muffled "cum in my ass, please please i need it"
>portalfag finally finishes his gundam and me too
>just another day in 21488

Next opponent
>Swordcraft
>Dragoncraft
>Swordcraft
>Dragoncraft
>Swordcraft
>Dragoncraft