>>534968970
Depression? I think you mean euphoria.

>>533618074
queue up with erg and get laughed at
or some kind anons will help you

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243000720448/76561198043806764
come kill stuff

Those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death, in the embrace-ssssssss of Messssssssssssssmerssssssssssss flame.

Dropped 5 starlight shards for a Rev earlier and she started frantically mimicking a handjob style motion against my character. Damn girl, is that all it takes?

She did it again after I beat the Nightlord while her and the shitter Wylder were 3-barred.

>Retarded Rev running away mid fight to go get churches and rises leaving Wylder and I to do everything while she loot goblins.
>Spam pinging the castle constantly as she runs in the opposite direction to a church across the map.
>Dies repeatedly while spam pinging, mad we wont run to the castle as the circle is already closing on it.
>Quits right before the Nightlord
>Wylder and I win anyway even though he's a bit of a shitter who 3-barred twice.

Feelsgoodman

>>715389427
I mean, you can bumrush him pretty quick if you get Torrent right outside the gate, go up the hill, and follow the road to the castle. Plus you get your second talisman slot from him, so he's pretty good to kill right away.

>>528868169
That sounds stupid.

>>528868182
>>It wouldn't be a FS game if it was clear exactly what was going on.
Okay, but in Dark Souls it makes sense given the circumstances of the world. In Elden Ring it just feels arbitrary. Like they wanted to just make another Souls game, but wanted to change the world itself to be a bit less familiar... but then kept all of the same exact writing tropes, but somehow make them have even less payoff than previous entries. Characters in Elden Ring die because... they just do, because they did in Dark Souls, and that feels like the main motivation behind it.