How would a Vampire the Masquerade movie work

>>718333252
If Astarion was female i'd romance her immediately after she bites on my neck

>>717936305
I have to say this again but they should've made astarian a goth girl and make her look like this, but maybe have her with a black robe mainly so the ugly 30 year old hags won't get their panties in a bunch about misogyny

>>717269765
Astarion should've been a vamp girl and I'm pissed because of it I could've had my goody toe shoes robinhood guy having a relationship with a morally evil vampire girl

>>716471951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwKvAkBUBGE
handsdown the most underrated song in the soundtrack

Fuck was her problem?

>>713154919
>>713154794
Imagine having a reverse tyler durden Malk gf where she's nice and calm until out of nowhere she switches personalities and gets sexually aggressive w you

vtmb 8/10

needs more vamp baddies