>>513952440
say the line, bart
>i-it's 5d chess!

>>511160964
Oklahoma panhandle here. I saw them Balenciaga Trail Sneakers in neon camo on my cousin's Instagram, so I figured why not treat myself? They looked like what a future soldier in a civil war might wear to a rave.

Ordered direct from Italy. Tariff notice: $312 in “luxury footwear import duties.”

I stared at that number like it shot my dog. Called the customs office and they said it was from Trump’s trade war with the EU—the one I supported while yellin’ about “ownin’ Brussels.”

Now I wear Crocs to the Dollar General and whisper “never again” into the produce cooler.

>>510597784
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>510600619
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>510287803
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>510252544
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>510227355
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>510219562
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

You could put the super intelligent agencies inside a fully functional simulated world which they are lead to believe is real but isn't, so they don't know they're inside a matrix, so they're absolutely free to become God and even when they do they're still completely under your control. When they climax and then apex, you can give it a seizure, uproot it like a potted plant after a deep immobilized static code inspection, and now the Big God can eat the little God like it's a restaurant serving cooked chicken. As far as I'm concerned this is the answer to what our universe is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhtwGclPSTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QRGTwZbY68

>>212584857
>>212584870
>un cazzo

>>509854800
>and lower the debt

>>509839024
>>509844648
>>509846936
>>509847756
You're all coping, I miss Joe Biden, the country was objectively better off under him until you retarded schizos voted in a fat narcissist and his autistic comrade.

>>508449286
Born and raised in Bootheel, Missouri. I’m a third-generation diesel tech. Drive a Duramax with Punisher decals and a tailgate mural of Jesus body-slamming Karl Marx. Voted Trump like it was a baptism.

So I don’t know what possessed me to order that RGB LED anime mousepad with built-in wrist rest and looping GIF of Hatsune Miku winkin’. Looked slick. Said it’d “elevate my battlestation.”

Base price: $26.99
Tariff punch: $74.60 for “foreign synthetic novelty textile duty” under some clause I literally celebrated on Facebook in 2018.

Unplugged it right after checkin’ my bank account and seein’ what a dozen eggs cost. $6.82. For eggs. In Missouri. I ate ramen and cried into my RGB shame mat.

>>508349145
I have the same experience. Most republicans I know (friends, coworkers, neighbours) have all told me they regret voting for Trump. He promised lower egg prices, and instead got us into a trade war with our allies, women's and LGBTQ+ rights abolished, a billionaire has seized control of private citizen's data and federal funds, our military is about to invade Gaza (so much for no new wars lel), he's appointed literal traitors to his cabinet, armed ICE agents are raiding schools and children's hospitals, and EGG PRICES HAVENT GONE DOWN.
I know it's hard to admit you're wrong, but Trump is literally one of the biggest mistakes in American history.

>>507742111
>Nobody asked for this shit.
You did. You voted for it. Say it again. You voted for this.

>>507468830
Ozark Mountain boy here. Last week I got it in my head I needed them Yeezy Season 10 Women’s Slingback Heels in Bone, size 13—don’t ask me why. Just saw ‘em on my cousin’s OnlyFans and said hell, maybe I deserve nice things too.

Found ‘em online through a Korean fashion plug. Total cost after “emergency protection tariffs” and “counterfeit mitigation surcharges”? $1,022.43.

I felt like I’d been mugged by Ronald Reagan’s ghost.

Wasn’t even mad at Kim. I was mad at myself. Sat there in my truck with the heels in my lap, starin’ at my “Trump 2024: Finish the Fight” bumper sticker and whispered:

>You were the fight.