For Marlon to get 39 DK Coins, he must've gotten the coin of every level except the final secret boss, that's insane when you think about it. He's a fat fuck in his late 30s who can't roll nor jump due to being so ridiculously overweight.

Did he cheat?

>>716438487
Mario is Donkey Kong

Does this count or what? Also Gex

>>716380871
A lot of people don't realize Cranky's entire shtick was being meta as fuck.

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>>531571375
In other words, the Mario there is Jumpman?

>>715663278
It's not a prequel lol.

>No hopers
Sorry, Sonic. Mario is just better at finding coins.

My FUDGING heroes!