>>719938203
>literaly has 2 moves

>queue up for fissure
>alt-tab, shitpost
>alt-tab back
>I'm in some dojo

>>214233203
>have the only kind of wife who can tank every hit and if anyone found out you'd get in no more trouble than if you'd kicked your toaster across the room
>choose not to

>>214028515
Yeah I bet these guys are really broken up about all the mean stuff people are saying on twitter
>Sorry I'm not in the mood to fuck your eighteen year old pussy on my 600m yacht babe, I saw a mean tweet earlier

>>214019982
Unfathomably gay, the attitude was exactly what took her from a 7 to a 9

>>514013310
try not to be a disgusting subhuman sometimes

>>938917403
>i fell for obvious brainwashing

>>213963845
>put your big willy in a bum for some cash
>silly slag hangs herself over it
>cuts the rope far too short because she's too thick to understand that the drop is meant to snap your neck
>dangles in agony with her legs kicking and big tits flopping about for a solid minute before finally crushing her own larynx and asphyxiating herself
Calm down love

get a job

>>513447373
you fucker

>they came up with a crazy new system, and lost
Honestly felt baited by this movie

>>512436624
>tom green is the only canadian comedian im aware of.

>>213451641
>we made a robot that's acceptable at doing its job 50% of the time, but you have to cajole it into working first or it'll just smoke and drink and play piano

>>213046216
>DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro
Oh boy!

>>510967301
Not wanting a fat, blown out whore, who isn't a single mother, isn't princess syndrome you tard. That's the bare fucking minimum that most women cant even meet.
>she’s not literally perfect I can’t marry her
Most guys are not expecting perfection. Where are you getting this from? Do you take the shitposting here literally?
>No it’s not if you focus on it young and stop chasing garbage women for looks
Those young women all want to "find themselves" before settling down when they feel their biological clock running out.
>hurr I made it guise! Just work hard for it!
No nigger, you got lucky. Check your survivorship bias moron.

>>531617087
>steel charge

>>530175127
>check market
>cheapest ingame scyotid seller is 190 plat
fuck it, I will dump that shit for 250 in trade chat asap

>>509515512
I lick two fingers and massage my anus until the itch goes away

>ellie lives with her rich model sister and her children in a $1m+ home
>her life goal is to be a 4chan meme spouting right wing grifter who fucks MDE wiggers

>>509004541
>And the people who are willing to walk 1500 miles through hostile territory in order to find a better life? These are kind of the people we want.

No, that is about legacy ComIntern lumpenprole bio-lennism electorally capturing and finishing of the country at the instigation of the nuSino-Soviets and now Champagne Socialist Europe funding the imports through NGOs and UN proxies.

JAPAN whom have forseen their own contraction toward their WW2 70 million have invested in automation and robotics for decades. America would be doing the same (especially in menial agriculture indentured servitude by any other name positions) and offering generous subsidies to farmers of ANY size with mature technology to economize on having a gigantic 5th column of Zapatistas_ + 200k and rising annual fentanyl deaths + ~400k missing children they bring, on top of shirking local, state, and federal taxes (+ remissions) to the tune of DOZENS OF BILLIONS every year.

>>211735847
>Thanks for muddying the waters with tagging porn, Mr Judge.
Weird peeve I have, but AO3 writers, especially Harry Potter ones, love to shit up the smut tags with works that have no sex.
>See work.
>Tagged "Harry Potter has a Large Cock".
>Look inside.
>30,000 words of nothing sexual.

This cast is so fucking grim. If the last two aren't Burt or Alex B tier it's actually over for this season before it even gets going