Cowboys All-Pro KR Turpin arrested on 2 charges
Ex-Texans, Eagles LB Braman in cancer treatment
2 allegedly stole $2M+ from ex-Dolphins safety
Steelers sign GM Khan to new 3-year contract
Woman accuses Bills' Hairston of sexual assault
Waller unretiring as Dolphins trade for tight end
Gov. approves funds for new Browns stadium
Sources: Teams mulling trade offers for T.J. Watt

lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny

>>149652279
>jenny
Whomst?

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

What was Turpin arrested for I cbf googling somebody spoonfeed me

Do not use youngshit's thread

>>149654948
He's gonna melty when he sees this keeeeeeeeek

>>149654846
y unc brown doe

>>149654965
I completely understand why people lose their shit now and don't judge them

>>149654942
Weed and guns.

>>149655024
He had to get it on

>>149654965
I know you know alot about meltys over threads kek

>>149655067
Look at the thread number retard kek I never actually made a thread

Talk about your teams for fucks sakes.

• Highest playoff passer rating in NFL history

>>149655118
Thats cause you were being a retard, thats still not enough gas to fill that copium tank buddy you got BTFO

Panthers running game. Watch out

>>149655159
>sample size 5 games
Not enough to take seriously.

>>149652248 (OP)
this is the one

My Steelers :)

>>149655167
Exactly I was shitposting I didn't make a new thread but even if I did I wouldn't care if people used one made before it. It's happened plenty of times over the years with both generals and gamethreads

>>149655154
Oh, my niners? Love em.

>>149655201
Finally came back after getting BTFO last thread huh

>>149655154
Tell me what your team is and I'll tell you exactly why they fucking suck

>>149655024
based

>>149655154
Defense is for fags. We'll just outscore everyone

>>149655178
I think it's enough to take seriously so I will continue posting about it =)

>>149655253
Imagine thinking you have the right to say this and NOT being a Bengal

>>149655233
>>149635001

>>149655154
My Ravens are winning it all maybe unless they don't. Loaded up nicely on both sides of the ball, have a deep O line, deep RB room and Lamar is playing his best ball. Only move I wasn't a fan of was signing Nuk Hopkins. I think he's just a name at this point and we could've used that money elsewhere

>>149655263
Bengals try to outscore everyone (fraudulent) we try to outscore everyone (legit)

>>149655205
At least you admit to getting BTFO. Your humble I like that.

>>149655283
>My Ravens are winning it all
>Lamar is playing his best ball.

>>149652248 (OP)
>>149655024
>Cowboys All-Pro KR Turpin arrested on 2 charges
>Bro, your boy Rice just got busted for this shit in Texas

>>149655283
If the Bills or Ravens get past the Chiefs they will treat the game like a Super Bowl and the early celebration will lead to them losing the Super Bowl a few weeks later.

>>149655314
Chiefs won't even be there and they'll all get dabbed on by wildcard burrow

>>149655154
I'm worried the Rams might fuck them picks again and use a 1st at the deadline. Whatever happens this season, we'll want both to get our next QB in 2026.

>>149655295
Deebo gonna take that route and stop for a whopper at the 10

>>149655276
WRs fucking suck, Kelce is old as fuck, Veach overpaid a bunch of asshole players like Chris Jone's fatass plus the Eagles are gonna fuck them up in the owl again but even worse

Rasm gonna finna win da owl

>>149655340
Kek. But Deebum finner boutta return to his peak with the GOAT throwing passes his way

>>149654846
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149655347
Eagles won't make it back to the owl. Jalen needs:
>Best OL
>Best DL
>Best RB
>A top 3 WR
If they get any injuries they won't make it past the Lions, Commanders, or Bucs

>>149655366

>>149655305
One bad game doesn't undo how well he played the rest of the season and against the Steelers in the WC. It took John Elway 15 years to win a Superbowl. It took Stafford 13 years. It'll either happen eventually or John Harbaugh will be fired in a couple of years. I'm fine with both outcomes

my raidies finna shock the worlded

>>149655253
>asking your lanklet qb to throw 50 times a game

>>149655406
With Goff, Herbert, Dak, and Lamar it's not just one game. It is now a trend of them choking in big moments.

>>149655399
>posts image with 1 point font

>>149655379
Squirts fucking sucks at passing and that nigga don't need no top 3 WR

>>149655406
>eventually
lol lmao

>>149655325
Seriously depends on Emmanuel Forbes. If he takes a leap then I dont see McVay making any fast ones, if he cant cut it and we have serious momentum for a Super Bowl? Yeah those picks might be gone

https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=720

>>149655406
You know something, Kiwifag, you've been good lately. Idk if you're back on your medicine or what, but you've not been sperging out as of late.
Anyway, I do agree that the Ravens aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Lamar will win a ring eventually

>>149655406
>took elway 13 years
>took stafford 13
One could argue that Jackson has had better organizational support than them throuought his career, so this is a moot point.

>>149655472
Herbert and Dak are not on the same level as Lamar and Goff. Lamar and Goff have won 2 playoff games the last 2 years. Goff has made a Superbowl. Lamar was a dropped pass from taking the Bills to overtime. Herbert has never won a playoff game and Dak's been noticeably worn down with injuries

>>149655578
>you've been good lately
Shut the fuck up retard. I always talk ball I just like to shitpost/drunkpost occasionally which I'm going to keep doing whenever I want. I don't take kike pills of any kind

awuh bitchknee and kiwiskitz are bonding :3

>>149655578
>Idk if you're back on your medicine
LOL you've noticed that too about him. He goes from being a chill dude to a complete hyperactive/sociopathic schizo. He definitely suffers from a chemical imbalanced.

• Most wins of all time among all players
• More passing TDs than anyone else
• More passing yards than anyone else
• Most passing completions of all time
• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player

• Most division titles by a single player
• Most consecutive playoff appearances
• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances
• Most consecutive playoff victories

• Most playoff wins of all time among all players
• Most playoff completions of all time
• Most playoff passing yards of all time
• Most playoff passing TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single playoff game
• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time
• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time

• Most Super Bowl appearances
• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise
• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time
• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl

• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards
• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro
• Oldest player to win MVP
• Oldest player to win the AFCCG
• Oldest player to win the NFCCG
• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl
• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP

• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season
• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season

>>149655645
Somedays he's a decent enough guy to talk ball with. Other days it's 2 hours wojak posts and "ya seethe?"

>>149655406
Except Elway and Stafford mostly played well and were let down by bad teams. Lamar consistently underperforms in the playoffs and is the one letting his team down more often than not.

A few years ago they secured the #1 seed and a bye, got to rest and go into the playoffs healthy with the swanky new offensive scheme that was going to fix all the problems that were all Greg Roman's fault and they got lucky to catch the Chiefs in a year where their offense was lowkey struggling a little, and held them to a measly 17 points...and still lost because Lamar could only produce 10 points. At home. Anybody who still takes them seriously as a contender is kidding themselves. Lamar doesn't have the extra gear

Only good thing about this owl is the Rams losing it lol

>>149655708
Nah its in the script

lets talk about jenny

talk about this bussy

>>149655688
Yea like you were watching Elway in the 80s lol shut the fuck up faggot don't try to speak on shit you don't know

>>149655663

elways super bowls were 98 and 99
idiot

>>149655817
>get BTFO
>resort to ad hominem attacks
Ledookie Jackson is unclutch and will never win a ring

>>149655663
>>149655366
>>149655824
>Longevity stats that anyone could get from being the last man standing
Per capita stats is all that matters. There's many NBA players who have more accumulated points than Michael Jordan, what made him unique was his points per game which hasn't been topped.

Would you rather have a QB who threw for 3 TDs a game but only played for 10 years or a QB who only threw 1 TD per game but played for 30 years?

Both QBs would end their career with 510 TDs.
>3 TDs * 17 games * 10 years = 510TDs
>1 TD * 17 games * 30 years = 510TDs

Which one of these players are more useful to your team? One of these days I'll teach you Americans per capita, I haven't given up on you.

>>149655843
You said Elway was mostly let down by bad teams. He was drafted in 83. You probably weren't even alive then let alone watching ball. Fucking dumbass

personally I'd rather have the QB that won more rings than any franchise.

>>149655936
Tom Brady is retired anon. You can't make him come back.

Elway is a bigger faggot than anyone in this general starting from when he wasn't gonna play if a shit team drafted him

>>149655901
>says you americans
>posting with american flag
Huh?

>>149655936
Mahomes has more Superbowl MVPs at age 28 than Brady did at age 35. Brady isn't even beating him in rings at this age.

>>149655956
I'm the kiwi posting via a VPN.

>>149655972
Brady has three Hall of Fame careers wrapped up into one. I'm picking him.

>>149655936
Mahomes might not be finished winning rings anon, remember Brady went like a whole decade without winning after his first dynasty run

>>149655817
Oh but I was. Not everyone on this website is a zoomer. And since when does New Zealand know anything about the history of Amercian football?

nta just pointing out that youre an idiot who prob gets his fax from wikipedia who should prob talk less and watch more ball
stupid

>>149655955
>when he wasn't gonna play if a shit team drafted him
That's based

>>149655901
>anyone could have got those stats
>It's just that no one ever did
>because they didnt want, to I guess?

>>149656070
that is unironically his logic yes

>>149656017
Lmfao shame unc outing yourself as 40+ on the chan KWAB get those knee replacements booked

>>149655955
He was a legit baseball project and could get paid pretty well either way so no reason to sign on with a joke of an organization. It's called leverage

>>149656070
They weren't trying to prove themselves to daddy belichick. Peyton was a 1st round pick and won back to back MVPs early in his career. He could have gotten surgery and went for more rings but why bother. He's rich and successful.

>>149656017
Don't upset my Kiwiboyfriend or his meds might stop working. We're all cool right now

My guy thinks Drew Brees, a man who physically can no longer throw a ball with his right arm, was actually considering a comeback after retiring all because of a sarcastic tweet.

>>149652248 (OP)
>Cowboys All-Pro KR Turpin arrested on 2 charges

This reminds me that we haven't tried to build an All Thug Team in a while. Who'd be on it, these days?

>>149656097
>pot calling tea kettle black
Kiwi dont lie about your Unc status now your probably older than everyone ITT

>>149656130
This. I like the kiwi when he's medicated or not abusing drugs/alchohol. Don't give him a reason to drink and shitup the thread.

>>149656097
>if you're young you don't know shit and should stfu
>and if you're old you should be ashamed to be here

so which applies to you

>>149656097
Play the drinking game. Every time they say kiwi take a sip. Transform into the monster they fear.

>40+ on the chan

Must be posting from the pod lmfao someone get ya man's fr fr

I've been on 4chan longer than all of you. 2005.

>>149656121
>He could have gotten surgery and went for more rings

Nigger his arm literally didn't even work any more and he got temporarily benched for Brock fucking Osweiler. If he'd tried to play one more year they would have cut him. He was completely and utterly washed

>>149656232
looks comfy tbhwyf

>>149656132
Aintsfags are beyond all hope since 2018

>>149656155
30 and aging like fine Marlborough wine

>>149656215
I might have a few drinks tonight. It's only 1pm here I don't drink that early unless I'm at the pub

>>149656232
I would love this. I'd spend like 15 hours a day here jerking off

>using zoomerspeak to blend in with newfags

>>149656232
Is there an air duct somehwere? Because I would suffocate after like 5 minutes in that thing

>>149656289
>30
>that response
Just pack it up Unc and go get a fixed rate income mortgage and Doberman.

>>149656266
>conveniently leaves out he won the Super Bowl in his last season and won MVP 2 years ago, a season in which he set the all time record of 5,477 yards and 55 TDs.
All he needed was surgery and more HGH from Brady's former trainer.

rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

>tfw younger than kiwiposter
Your gonna die sooner than me kek enjoy your grave

>>149656397
If men control the world why did they outlaw female boobs but allow males to be shirtless?

I'm honestly surprised the Ravens didn't make it to the owl last year at least. The two man nig rush with Lamar and Henry seems unstoppable on paper.

>>149656463
Lamar is a loser. He's always been a loser and he'll always be a loser.

>>149656463
The Chiefs had no business playing in the owl with all their injuries. Ravens, Bills, or Bengals would have booty blast those shitty Eagles. They just can't beat the Chiefs due to the big brother complex.

>>149656486
this but mark andrews

Nah Rasm finna boutta win da owl

>>149656448
Because they're gay

>>149656448
They did the world a service with most of the creatures walking around in public.
t. Touched grass twice this year

>>149656391
I repeat: benched for Brock Osweiler. That's the sign it's time to go.

>>149656391
>conveniently leaves out why he won the Super Bowl

>>149656515
Still doesn't explain why they didn't make it illegal for men then. Specially given the fat fucks walking around in public.
t.Touched ass twice this year

Eagles fan btw.

>>149656463
>The two man nig rush with Lamar and Henry seems unstoppable on paper.
It was. They lost the game because they gave the ball away 3 times

>>149656448
Because they understood the value in raising women *not* to be whores

>>149656463
Look at how many carries they gave Derrick Henry against the Bills. Look at how many carries the Ravens had in the AFCCG loss to the Chiefs. People shit on Greg Roman and unfairly blamed him for our playoff losses when the real culprit is John Harbaugh refusing to keep a balanced offence when we fall behind. The scapegoating 2018-2022 was honestly embarrassing. Harbaugh is a fucking dunce. When we got BTFO in the playoffs in 2014 we could've got rid of Dean Pees and elevated Steve Spagnuolo to DC but he let him leave and held onto Pees for another 3 years. It irritates the fuck out of me he keeps getting a pass on our playoff losses and the media will either blame Lamar or the playcaller specifically. Harbaugh could override them at any time. He chooses not to. The blame should be on him far more than it has been for our losses in January

>>149656544
>women being shirtless makes them whores
>men being shirtless doesn't make them whores
Justify this

>>149656585
I mean it does but not to the same extent. Womens breasts have largely been taboo and seen as sensual and erotic, the same cant be said for male chests seeing as its been viewed as a sign of strength. Sure these things arent concrete but generally this is how its always been.

Rasm finna boutta win da owl btw

>>149656503
Andrews had a bad game but he had such a good bounce back year as a whole in 2024. The fact he couldn't even speak to the media at the post game presser was shameful ngl. I remember Justin Tucker owning up and speaking to the media post games the few times he cost us the W with a miss. Andrews not doing the same was piss weak

>>149656531
>>149656518
>>149656266
Peyton accomplished more in a shorter period of time. Give him Belichick's D and he'd be sitting on 8 rings.
>I repeat: benched for Brock Osweiler. That's the sign it's time to go.
He was dealing with injuries and mental fatigue. All he needed was a few months vacation, surgery, and more human growth hormone.

He could have statpadded and ringchased like Brady and steal valor from the new generation but he didn't since his HCs treated him with respect, unlike Brady who was constantly chasing after Belichick's approval (which Belichick never gave to keep him hungry).

>>149656632
>Womens breasts have largely been taboo and seen as sensual and erotic
Not in all cultures. Only in sick western ones.

>Give him Belichick's D and he'd be sitting on 8 rings.
dumb fuck he had a top 5 defense three times and he went one and done every single time because he choked at a much higher rate than brady did.

>>149656585
Male chests do not develop as a secondary sexual characteristic during puberty and thus are therefore not generally associated with sex or fertility. Tits, on the other hand ,are overtly sexual both in a purely biological sense and culturally, thus parading them around is like a guy whipping his dick out.

It's nice that Josh Allen let's his wife go topless and wear see through dresses for her """fans""" that's a real one

>>149656669
Okay I was willing to play along for a while but your bait has to be at least semi-believable anon

>>149656684
Not actually, its been like this since ancient times if you really want to get into it its really because male chests dont serve a secondary child rearing function like females do, its very instinctually sexual. Also think females have more nerve endings there so its why they like having their breasts sucked on like we do our dicks.

>>149656507
this but muh raidies

Reminder Tom Brady stole valor from Patrick Mahomes. If he retired at a normal age Mahomes would have 5 rings. Brady stole candy from babies, these QBs didn't know how to wipe their ass let alone defenses. When Rodgers, Eli, and Peyton were in their prime he went a decade without winning a ring since he was competing with people his age who knew how to read defenses.

>>149656755
If he was really nice he'd "accidentally" leak pics of her butthole

>>149656684
>they let women go topless in Europe

Yes, and they grow up to be whores which just proves the initial point

>>149656821
As opposed to America, where our women are all prudes?

rodgers only getting 1 ring is fucking criminal
personally think the steelers could be pretty dangerous in a wide open AFC this year, theyre a very complete team with weapons at every level
would love to see rodgers ride off into the sunset with 1 more like Peyton did, this is the best team hes had in like a decade and people shit on last season but he was pretty fucking good if you watched the games

>>149656867
Shut up you stupid fucking robot you saw what he did to the jests

>>149656867
Their OL isn't good enough. You need an Eagles or Lions quality OL when you're that age.

Weapons don't matter if you don't have enough time to throw to them.

>>149656867
I want Rodgers to beat the Packers, then come out of the closet

>>149656888
its not his fault the FO and ownership are /weakmind/ and catered to his every request

>>149656888
Not that raiders pedo but Rodgers fucked up the Jets by being locker room cancer and playing GM. He got the coaches fired and was constantly fighting with them. Rodgers knows better than to try that shit with Tomlin who will physically assault him if he acted a fool.

>>149656901
Steelers arent contenders. They dont have the toolset to knock off KC or BUF in a real contest.

>>149656927
the script is gonna be one more for arod
screencap it

>>149656918
Yeah but Rodgers isnt going to like Tomlins system. Rapistberger could do it cause he didnt care about his stats he cared about winning, Rodgers is still a diva at the end of the day and will cost his team a game or two trying to be a hero

>>149656941
Okay now what?

Jets were the textbook definition of a team that was a QB away from being a contender. They beat the Bills with Zack Wilson moving backwards. They took the Chiefs down to the wire.

Rodgers joined them and fucked everything up. He made them trade for his washed WR butt-buddy. He got the HC fired. He made the locker room quit on the team.

>>149656970
now we wait

>>149656972
>Jets were the textbook definition of a team that was a QB away from being a contender.
Not even a little bit

>>149656867
>6’6, 600lbs
yjk that shit is wild

>>149656867
I'd like to see Rodgers win just for the seething it would cause at all levels of media. There's no outcome that could cause greater levels of butthurt

>>149656755
Grasping at straws trying anything to be like like Mahomes. His mistake was getting a wife that guys actually want to fuck.

>>149656986
They beat the Eagles and Bills with Zack Wilson throwing for negative yards. Put a real QB on that team and they would have done some damage.

>>149657014
Babe's just groggy after her afternoon siesta, forgive her

this tranny still tryna get this temujin latina gimmick over huh

>gimmick
Trip on temu-babe we know its you

>>149656968
>and will cost his team a game or two trying to be a hero
Isn't Rodgers' whole thing being really safe with the ball?

>>149656992
>>149656867
>rodgers only getting 1 ring is fucking criminal
Rodgers deserves it. He fell in love with his TD:INT ratio and would throw the ball away rather than take risky throws late in games.

>>149657028
>>149657044
>>149656986
https://static.wikitide.net/1d6chanwiki/5/50/KonataBlue.jpg

Please be nice to my wife

>>149657093

>>149657124
Nigella loved it you can tell

>>149655211
My Ninies :)

>>149655211
>>149657229
Hottest currently active QB before the age of 29

>>149656867
>>149657081
On that note, wasn't it retarded for the Cowboys to hire Mike McCarthy? The minute it was announced I knew it was stupid. Rodgers only winning one Owl, only GOING to one Owl, was fundamentally his fault. He wasn't any kind of meaningful upgrade over Jason Garrett. The Cowboys wasted the prime of so many of their great players with this retard, and then of course once he'd taken his fill of Jerry's money and wasted everybody's time he promptly retired. Goddamn Jerry is so fucking stupid.

>>149656848
Fair point but aren't those just multiple facets of the same problem? The more normalized exhibitionism becomes, the more whorish women become.

>>149657460
>Fair point but aren't those just multiple facets of the same problem?
To me, it suggests that it's unrelated to the problem. If women in Europe can go topless, women in America cannot, and both are whores. Then toplessness isn't the issue.
But toplessness WOULD let me see nice boobs

>>149652248 (OP)
>Gov. approves funds for new Browns stadium

Ohio tax payers on the hook for $600 MILLION for the Browns new stadium and now the Bengals are going to ask for the same, lol.

>>149657229
I really can't wait for Purdy to have another excellent season and for pundits everywhere to rationailze it away because according to them Purdy is somehow the only quarterback in history to sustain high-level productivity for years and win playoff games consistently despite not actually being good at anything

>>149657434
Everyone knew how bad of a signing it was, its why its so funny to dab on cowfags who hyped him up when they got him kek

>>149657494
>I really can't wait
Makes sense. You've been waiting for over a year now.

>>149657519

>>149655178
In other words, it only took him a few tries to get the best rating out of hundreds of other guys.

>his QB is a playoff choker
You don't actually think you're in a window, right?

>>149657434
i thought it was an ok move, there wasnt really any other blue chip options available

>>149655347
Rice, Brown and Worthy are gonna be a problem. And I could see Mahomo going on some kind of gay revenge tour fueled by the Super Bowl and cucking humiliations.

Baker Mayfield is the best we've ever seen

we respect and cherish jenny here

we respect and cherish bussy here

>>149657614
Not saying that at all, but he's pretty good frfr.

I disrespect that bussy at every opportunity

Te-Rance FerBussin

stop turning my posts into bussyposts

>>149657686
He looks like Justin Herbert except with a skibidi toilet haircut

Lions are winning the Super Bowl this season.

>>149657700

>>149657700
With QB1 Hendon Hooker? Maybe

>>149657708

>>149657719

>>149657700
>>149657708
>>149657719
the lions are the new 2010's packers, expect 40+ point playoff chokes in your future

Ong this the truth. Steelers boutta have a top 10 red zone offense running 3TE and DK at WR.

>>149657700
That's certainly possible

>>149657718

>>149657791
I don't think anyone denies that Goff is on a great team. They should get a QB soon

Jared Goff is a great quarterback.

Jared Goof, on the other hand...

>>149657791
Mahomes would never, he'd throw it over Kelce's head for the dpi and a fresh set of downs.

>>149657827
I challenge anyone to name 5 qbs better than Goff that are currently signed to the Lions roster. I'll wait.

Kerby make ya seethe?

>>149657864
Shitty timing, the defender gets there a half second earlier and Higbee is fine.

>>149657827
>>149657839
Goff is a choker since he loses to inferior teams. It's not really choking if you lose against a great team.
>>149657864
You shouldn't be allowed to run at full force at someone's leg.

>>149657852
Goff is a top 3 QB in all of Michigan

Sending prayers to those near or affected by the floods in Texas. Heartbreaking stuff.

>>149657903
Even counting all the high schools? Pretty impressive, do the Panthers still have Paxton Lynch?

She's young enough to be his granddaughter, why is nobody creeped out about this.

>>149657922
Cause she's so obviously psychotic that no one cares

>>149657922
Some people probably are, or at least act like they are. Most people are probably just mad because they can't even get somebody that they feel actual love for for, or at the very minimum someone attractive to bang.

>>149657922
>is that... TWO ADULTS DATING
>SOMEONE CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD

>>149657700
>>149657765
Dan Campbell is like Nick Siriani, he's just a hypeman and manager. He doesn't draw plays. The offense will look completely different without Ben Johnson's plays. I

t is the equivalent of the Chiefs losing Andy Reid. Sell all your Lions stock IMMEDIATELY.

>>149657963
Her brain isn't fully developed. It is wrong.

>>149657922
He had to get it on

>>149657965
>he doesn't draw up plays

Lol he played 10 years in the NFL and learned offence under Sean Payton for 5 years with the Saints. I guarantee you he draws up plays himself for their install each year even if he doesn't create the weekly gameplan

>>149657922
I honestly think 90% of women in sports media pulled a Joy Taylor and fucked some producer to get ahead and they just don't want to tug on that particular string lest someone in the know mention that they were dating Mr. Sheckelstein when she was 27 and he was 75.

Or at the very least someone they work with has probably been in that position and if they didn't say anything then they shouldn't now. You lose your moral superiority when you're talking about shit you've participated in or condoned themselves. Safer to just wait until some player is accused of domestic violence and then they can dogpile on them without worrying about being called hypocrites.

>>149657922
that bitch is literally walled
jenny would never

>>149658005
Well we'll find out. Campbell's team plays this month

>>149658015
>I honestly think 90% of women in sports media pulled a Joy Taylor and fucked some producer
This except everyone in media period. Not just in sports.

>>149657984
Womens brains are never fully developed. Thats a non issue

/nfl/ has made me regress, I matured out of inceldom and looked down upon them but my life experiences have made me slowly realize they were right and now all your bussy posting is making me want to try it. I wouldn't go full gay, it would have to be a feminine trap. Preferably an Eagles fan like me.

experience this bussy

Jared Goff…whateva happened there

Goyard bag but it hit way bigger (Yeah, yeah)
Pour that deuce in my lemonade, nigga (Yeah)
Can't get off if it ain't six figures
Shawty ran off with a rich ass nigga (Woah)
Paid my dues in the streets, I'm litty
With a bad bitch through the whole pandemic (Yeah, yeah)
Lemme hit the hole through the whole ninth inning
Eatin' and beatin' the whole night swimmin' (Ha)

>>149658184
Bend ovah

>>149658357
Just gotta finish my meal first

Matt Nagy is a bad coordinator and Veach is bad at the WR position. You could make the case only the Panthers have a worse group than this. Lamar would score 0 points on this team.

>>149658365
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Ay yo the other day some nigga hit me up
Said yo what you got left
Cuz he heard mad shit, he tried to put me to the test
I lay like 150 more styles on him
I was flipping mad taste, spitting shit out like phlegm
He couldn't even understand the progress
I was smoking on the criz
While he lit up the stress
No more, when that shit touch my chest
Always got the orange hairs when it's time to bless
I guess, that's why I'm always on a higher, plane
To gain past the wealth and fame
Why niggas always pushing on mental rights
I straight manifest, I be catching the vibe

He's only 29.

Honest, I'm crossin' my heart and I'm hopin' to die
I promise, I promise, and they don't know why
I promise, I promise, I don't be gettin' high
I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober
No champagne, no vodka, no, none of that, man
Tell you I keep me a heater, I keep me a heater, believe it
I won't lead 'em wrong, said I won't lead 'em wrong
They know what I'm on, and they know what I'm on

I keep it a hundred, I promise
I keep it a hundred, I promise
I keep it a thousand, I promise
I keep it ten thousand, I promise
I'm keepin' it honest, I promise
I'm keepin' it honest, I'm keepin' it honest, I promise
Repeat it, repeat it, repeat it
'Cause niggas, they know that they need it
I think that they fallin' off, they cannot keep it
Honest

ran with the killers, the hustlers and gamblers (yeah)
I'm telling you Sway that I do have the answers (yeah)
Just ask me a question, I'll give you the truth (yeah)
I got me a Benzy, it ain't got a roof
I'm smart but I'm poor, yeah, I'm smart but I'm poor (yeah)
I'm keepin' my bars up, keepin' my bars up (yeah)
I try to do good 'cause I don't like the karma
But you never know so I bought me some arma

>>149657922
And perhaps even worse, she's not even hot. At least not hot enough for a famous person. Not as hot as the random sloots in my mobile spank bank folder.

>>149658635
I lost my porn folder and bookmarks last week. I'm still depressed. There's too much porn out there, it's impossible to find stuff.
I wish they would ban the creation of new porn.

>>149658635
thats a man

>>149658612
Goff played a near perfect game man I remember watching this think it was TNF or MNF I couldn't believe he was hitting everything. Do you have that TD to Kupp? Think it was the 2nd or 3rd TD in this game

>>149658645
That'd crush me too. I have a bunch saved on an SD card and was worried when my new phone doesn't take SD cards. But thankfully they make USB drives where you can put the SD in and watch on laptop. It took me a long time to figure that out and do it, and now its like experiencing it all fresh again.

The future started yesterday nigga
Every minute feelin' different, I am not the same nigga
Had a baby, now my daughter gettin' up in age, nigga
When I die, I bet she say, "My daddy was a paid nigga"
'Round the world, jail system like a slave trade, nigga
Got me in this foreign prison, monkey in a cage, nigga
Bail paid, locked me up for an extra 30 days, nigga
Barely let us use the shower, ain't bathed or shaved, nigga
I was, sittin' in a cell missin' show dates
Commissary late, I'm postin' pictures with the toothpaste
Barely eat the food, stress'll make a nigga lose weight
Enter the mental of a nigga that wish he knew his fate
Shit these bitches do to try to get your cash
Erica visit, can't wipe her tears from behind the glass
Choppin' the porcelain up for years, said I'm suckin' glass
I beat the DEA and the task, now I'm on my ass
Future started yesterday, nigga
Every minute feelin' different, I am not the same nigga...

>>149658673
The porn websites have declared war on amateur videos. They are purging everything.

gm

>>149658665
This one? This is the only one I have right now without pulling out my archive

>>149658716
theyve been doing that for years now
to be fair about 40 percent of the amateur shit pre-initial purge was CP with the faces cropped out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW-KaBhTZ1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW-KaBhTZ1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW-KaBhTZ1Q

>>149658665
Just realized you were talking about that game lol dont drink and drive kids

>>149658734
Na I meant the Goff to Kupp TD in that Rams-Vikings game. Unbelievable throw
https://youtu.be/GAzmQNUyVL4?si=UHQFiXCpRk3CrLzI
The 1:38 mark

I got 100 on my dash, got 200 in my drum
Name in the grab bags, put my Bible in the trunk
Taaka vodka on the top of my binocular, I'm drunk
How come I can make them popular, pop em' when I want
See I'm livin' with anxiety, duckin' the sobriety
Fuckin' up the system, I ain't fuckin' with society
Justice ain't free, therefore justice ain't me
So I justify his name on obituary
Why you wanna see a good man with a broken heart?
Once upon a time I used to go to church and talk to God
Now I'm thinkin' to myself, hollow tips is all I got
Now I'm drinkin' by myself, at the intersection, parked
Watch you when you walk inside your house
You threw your briefcase all on the couch
I plan on creeping through your fuckin' door and blowin' out
Every piece of your brain until your son jump in your arms
Cut on the engine, then sped off in the rain, I'm gone

>>149658761
Man, I feel so fucking bad for Josh. He seems like such a good dude and he's such a fun QB to watch. Fuck man, I want him to win so bad

>>149658801
hes a cuckold he gets off on shit like that

>>149658801
I wouldn't mind if he booty blasted my Chiefs this season. Beating someone 5 times in the playoffs would be bullying.

>>149658779
>>149658773
Yeah I wasnt paying attention. People keep sleeping on Goff personally I think hes gonna win a ring soon. You dont beat Mahomes twice on two different teams if your just some scrub.

>>149658801
There's no way Josh, Lamar, and Burrow go their entire career without winning a ring.

>>149658850
Could have said that for Brees, Rivers, Romo and McNabb and a host of other QBs. Chances are 2/3 wont win one.

>>149658850
Andrew Luck is better than all three and never won a ring. Football is cruel

>>149658881
>Andrew Luck
He's only 35 with no wear and tear.
He should make a comeback

>>149658892
>with no wear and tear.

I'm the Alpha with no Omega
Beginnin' without the end, so play the
Ironside, no extended version
Next episode'll be smooth as a Persian
Rhymes everlastin', there'll be no part 2
Knowledge is infinite, once I start to
Draw a better picture for your third eye, if you're blind
You know with a mic, I'm a black Michaelangelo
I'm the brother who ideas are colorful
Givin' 'em insight, but givin' 'em trouble to
Comprehend 'cause their thoughts won't blend in
They're pretendin', while I'm extendin'
You bite like a parasite, static when you attach
But you won't strike 'cause you ain't no match
You need more light 'cause yours got dim
Then you get sparked by the Lord Rakim
What's the matter, G? Check your battery
Go get charged up, then come battle me
You try hard and die hard, you ain't ever ready
When they check your pulse, you'll be dead as Freddie
Shop in Sears for new ideas
Check your engine and ask your engineers
To equalize it, try to disguise it
If that don't work, yo, then Midasize it
You need more power, better bring Battlecat
But this ain't Grayskull, and you ain't rippin', Jack
Don't drop the mic and jet for your tooley
("Bring it to me!")
We can go rhyme for rhyme til the mic stop workin'
Then I'mma leave you behind the Iron Curtain
And you'll remain backstage
Your book is over, I ripped your last page
Changed the endin', at least you went out rappin'
Now, I'mma tell 'em what happened
I filled the mic with explosives and lit it up
It was too heavy to hold, he couldn't pick it up
Pass the mic, let him try to get paid
He hit the stage, it went off like a hand grenade
Now, scrape him off the floor and off my list
I ain't a soloist, I'm an arsonist....

>>149658949

>>149658949
Me on the right

>>149658949
This is so cringe kek it's like he's trying to crip walk and jump style at the same time but sucks at both

1. What's your team?
2. Which teams will play in Superbowl?
3. Who wins the Superbowl?
4. Who wins regular season MVP?
5. Your dick size? (optional)

>>149659030
>1. What's your team?
Broncos
>2. Which teams will play in Superbowl?
Chiefs vs Commanders
>3. Who wins the Superbowl?
Chiefs
>4. Who wins regular season MVP?
Mahomes
>5. Your dick size? (optional)
4 inches when erect

>>149658981
Raygun ass Oceanians talking lol

>>149659030
>1. What's your team?
Niners
>2. Which teams will play in Superbowl?
Niners and Bills
>3. Who wins the Superbowl?
Niners. Sorry Bills fans but the cakes must always have razors
>4. Who wins regular season MVP?
Burrow. He has an all-time great statistical season then loses in the first round despite throwing 6 touchdowns because his defense gives up 50 points
>5. Your dick size? (optional)
Just right

Picture me rollin' in my 500 Benz
I got no love for these niggas, there's no need to be friends
They got me under surveillance
I swear somebody be tellin'
Know there's dope bein' sold, but I ain't the one sellin'
Don't want to be another number
I gotta puff a gang of weed to keep from goin' under
The federales wanna see me dead
Niggas put prices on my head
Now I got two Rottweilers by my bed, I feed 'em lead
Now I'm released, how will I live?
Will God forgive me for all the dirt a nigga did, to feed kids?
One life to live, it's so hard to be positive
When niggas shootin' at your crib
Mama, I'm still thuggin', the world is a war zone
My homies is inmates, and most of them dead wrong
Full grown, finally a man, just schemin' on ways
To put some green inside the palms of my empty hands
Just picture me rollin'
Flossin' a Benz on rims that isn't stolen
My dreams is censored, my hopes are gone
I'm like a fiend that finally sees when all the dope is gone
My nerves is wrecked, heart beatin'
And my hands are swollen
Thinkin' of the G's I'll be holdin'; picture me rollin'

>>149659030
>1. What's your team?
Redskins
>2. Which teams will play in Superbowl?
Redskins vs Chiefs (though I'd love the Ravens)
>3. Who wins the Superbowl?
Redskins
>4. Who wins regular season MVP?
Jayden Daniels
>5. Your dick size? (optional)
6 inches long 4 inches circumference

>>149659062
If you look up actual crip walking it looks way better than what that retard was doing. He was semi mixing in jump style but low effort/shitty jump style. I know more about dance than you. Competent in multiple fields one might say

>>149659080
That statpadding chase baby needs to focus on making the playoffs instead of winning MVP.

>>149659030
>1. What's your team?

Lions

>2. Which teams will play in Superbowl?

Lions vs Bills

>3. Who wins the Superbowl?

Lions

>4. Who wins regular season MVP?

Goff

>5. Your dick size? (optional)

That's a state secret.

>>149659030
1. Raiders
2. Steelers vs 49ers
3. Steelers
4. Lamar Jackson
5. Like 5.95 inches erect. I wanna just say 6" but I remember barely not being able to reach that mark no matter how hard I tried.

>>149659080
>>149659152
>Niners and Wions fans too scared to disclose their size.
Why am I not surprised, choker franchises have small Ds.

>>149659030
Rasm
Rams / Ratbirds
Rasm finna boutta win da owl
Mahomes
Miss me with that gay shit

I'm ahead of my time, sometimes years out
So the powers that be won't let me get my ideas out
And that make me wanna get my advance out
And move to Oklahoma and just live at my aunt's house
Yeah, I romance the thought of leaving it all behind
Kanye step away from the lime
Light like when I was on the grind
In the 1-9-9-9
Before model chicks was bending over
Or dealerships asked me "Benz or Rover?"
Man, if I could just get one beat on Hova
We could get up off this cheap-ass sofa
What the summer of the Chi got to offer an eighteen-year-old?
Sell drugs or get a job, you gotta play your role
My dog worked at Taco Bell, hooked us up plural
Fired a week later, the manager count the churros
Sometimes I can't believe it when I look up in the mirro'
How we out in Europe, spending Euros
They claim you never know what you got 'til it's gone
I know I got it, I don't know what y'all on
I'ma open up a store for aspiring MCs
Won't sell 'em no dream, but the inspiration is free
But if they ever flip sides like Anakin
You'll sell everything including the mannequin
They got a new bitch, now you Jennifer Aniston
Hold on, I'll handle it, don't start panickin', stay calm
Shorties at the door 'cause they need more
Inspiration for they life, they souls, and they songs
They said, "Sorry, Mr. West is gone"

>>149659030
>1. What's your team?
dont have one, but ive got a soft spot for the eagles and bears
>2. Which teams will play in Superbowl?
eagles vs chiefs again
>3. Who wins the Superbowl?
eagles
>4. Who wins regular season MVP?
lamar
>5. Your dick size? (optional)
barely 5 inches

>>149659212
Brady and Mahomes are the only QBs in the last 3 decades to win consecutive owls. Jalen is not them.

>>149659226
his playoff performances and the roster around him are good enough to win the superbowl again. why would i disregard that fact just because theres only 2 quarterbacks in a category that originally had 0? if you want to argue that the chiefs are a better team then thats one thing, but youre not gonna convince anyone that athletes/teams cant pull off something thats been done before simply because its a rare occurrence. new records are set in sports every year, and if on-field performances/roster construction point towards the eagles being capable of repeating, then im inclined to believe that they will until they dont

>>149659226
Wrong. John Elway won in 97 and 98 so it's 3. Russell Wilson also was 2 yards from making it 4

Hah, it's that look that astounds
Life's a circus, I parade the six through these clowns
The crown is vacant, I'm takin' the proper steps
I'm takin' them Poppa steps, they prayin' for my downfall
Is it the bling? The king, conquistador
That my jeweler made the face blush on the Franck Muller
The R shape peculiar, it's awesome, laying over dark skin
Lookin' like arson when I park in the left, it's constant
Minute hand is like Parkinson's
You a fish where the sharks a-swim
In that opaque linen with the odd-colored stitching
V12 on the Modena, you can see the pistons
HREs on it, mami, see it glisten
When I— make all of her twist like Dickens
It's feelin' like parts is missin'
Top stole, push soul, gotta drive it like pole position 'til my soul is risen

>>149659274
>John Elway
You couldn't resist but to post this couldn't you, everyone else let it slide.

Fine, Brady and Mahomes are the only ones to do it in the last 27 years. What is rounding?

>>149659351
Not my fault you were wrong and gay

>>149659030
Eagles
Ravens vs Eagles
Jayden Daniels
6

>John Elway
Horse-faced freemason fag

>>149659378
Eagles win via field goal btw.

>>149659351
>in the last 27 years
What does that matter? Random qualifiers are so fucking stupid. Even if it's only 3 QBs, your point that it's rare still stands. Just admit you were wrong

I'm sorry to hear your situation has been worsening
Oh I can't complain, me myself personally
Tramp traffic is at all time high
I'm still stuntastic like I've been all my life
And how about yo wife, she's been hittin' me dawg
I think she's considering gettin' me dawg
She no longer cherish your marriage cause you financially embarrassed
Man I can take the bitch and go get mo' chips than Harris
No day off like Ferris, service is volunteer
By choice not force, it won't be no problems here
Man guard ya chick she finna do somethin' slick
If she ain't ridin' mine she gon' be ridin' somebody else dick
Cause she tired of ya, done made a liar of ya
Toss her to a pimp, let me show you how I love her
I'ma get it out of her, every penny, every dolla
It's rent money, yanadadaholla?

>>149659370
>>149659391
I'm technically not wrong. I said it hasn't happened in the last 3 decades.
The last 3 decades are
2020s
2010s
2000s

YOUR FAG STATUS
[x] TOLD
[_] NOT TOLD

>>149659030
1. Cowboys

2. 49ers and Bills

3. 49ers

4. Josh Allen

5. Between 6.5 and 7 inches when fully erect, it's hard to think straight enough at full mast to nail the exact length with a tape measurer

Shizuka is the best HOTD girl, by the way.

>>149659419
"the last 30 decades" cannot extend into the future. It is the LAST three decades. Unless you're sending these posts back in time from 2030, you're wrong

>>149659419
Cringe

>>149659426
>>149659427
Just admit you were wrong. Decade can also be used in this way. You got BTFO.

One for the money
Two for pussy and foreign cars
Three for Alizé, niggas deceased or behind bars
I rap divine, God
Check the prognosis — is it real or showbiz?
My window faces shootouts, drug overdoses
Live amongst no roses, only the drama
For real, a nickel-plate is my fate, my medicine is the ganja
Here's my basis; my razor embraces many faces
Your telephone blown, black, stitches or fat shoelaces
Peoples are petro, dramatic, automatic .44 I let blow
And back down po-po when I'm vexed, so
My pen taps the paper, then my brain's blank
I see dark streets, hustlin' brothers who keep the same rank
Pumpin' for somethin' — some'll prosper, some fail
Judges hangin' niggas, uncorrect bails for direct sales
My intellect prevails from a hangin' cross with nails
I reinforce the frail with lyrics that's real
Word to Christ, a disciple of streets, trifle on beats
I decipher prophecies through a mic and say "Peace"
I hung around the older crews while they sling smack to dingbats
They spoke of Fat Cat; that nigga's name made bell rings, black
Some fiends scream about Supreme Team, a Jamaica Queens thing
Uptown was Alpo, son, heard he was kingpin
Yo, fuck, rap is real, watch the herbs stand still
Never talkin' to snakes 'cause the words of man kill
True in the game, as long as blood is blue in my vein
I pour my Heineken brew to my deceased crew on memory lane

YOUR FAG STATUS:
[x] TOLD
[_] NOT TOLD

>>149659432
Even resorting to midwit Google AI you're still wrong

>>149659462
ChatGPT is smarter than Google's shitty AI.

>>149659432
>last year can refer to 2028

>>149659471
>last 3 decades including current decade
>including current decade
You presume the conclusion in the premise and think you're proving anything?

>Chiefs owner Clark Hunt’s family suffered a tragic loss in the devastating flooding in Texas over the weekend.
>Janie Hunt, a young cousin in the family, was one of the Camp Mystic campers who died in the incident.
>She was just 9 years old.

>>149659484
Sad shit man. How did they not have more parents/guardians with them when this shit went down? We always had tons of parents on our camps

>>149659474
>>149659481
When I made this post >>149659226 I'm obviously referring to the current decade (2020s) since I mentioned Mahomes.
Otherwise it would have been 2010s, 2000s, and 1990s which excludes Mahomes.

Just give up anon you're making a fool of yourself.

>>149659501
Last [group of years] cannot include years in the future. It's that simple

Ya lames missed it, got twisted like a pretzel
I'm a slick nigga cunning, gunning, running from the metro
I get so quick do it movin' bitch I'm federal
Respect it, connected get the stuff from the ese Pedro
I'm a pimp you, but you wouldn't know I dress retro
Breathe life in a hoe lung, get her sprung she can't let go
Should've bet mo', scary nigga I'm winner
Eat a nigga for dinner, game strong as paint thinner
If I can't sinner, then pimpin', I don't need her
All I need is one mic, my money, and my heater
I steal clientele, short stop like Derek Jeter
I'm ill for my mail will hop out the two-seater
My mouth is too heated, I'm outlawed in a few states
I come through in somethin' ooh, cleaner than you with new plates
y'all niggaz is fruit cakes, same sex marriages
I'm cutthoat with cutthettes, strapped with daringers

Full blown autistic

>>149659484
>>149659492
WTF is the point of an a summer camp if they're not teaching them survival shit like how not to die in a flash flood? Even the grownups in the camp died. This is why if I ever have kids I will never send them to those creepy camps.

>>149659514
>>149659462
Okay, since you're so smart tell me which decades each QB did a 2peat? Here I'll help you:
1990s Elway
2000s Brady
2010s
2020s Mahomes

If I was to say in the last 3 decades only Mahomes and Brady 2peated, which decades would that include?
>"hurp derp: it would include the Elway one in 1990!"
Um anon, do you suffer from a learning disability/ It obviously would include 2020s, 2010s, and 2000s

What are you listening to? For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4Q_ylGiwM

You're autistic

DEREK CARR memorial Fact of the day:

December 8, 2022 was a night to remember for the Veteran Derek Carr. A pivotal moment in his career, it would turn out to be the seminole moment that would define the beginning of the end. With a middling record under new Head Coach and trusted Belichick disciple Josh Mcdaniels the Raiders were seeking to establish a foothold in the standings and muster a playoff run. They prepared to face a reeling Defending Champion Los Angeles Ram team who were riddled with injury and destitute, starting UDFA Quarterback John Wolford. There would be late game heroics from a familiar name you have come to know, but from a very unexpected place.

Las Vegas started the game out strong, the Raiders had a 13-point lead with just over four minutes to go in the game and the Rams driving. The Rams offense had yet to score a touchdown in the game, but the Raiders let up and once they did, they opened up the chance for a comeback. Baker Mayfield saw his opportunity and made the most of it, coming off the bench later after spending a week with the team being acquored from Cleveland in a mid season trade to salvage their season, coming back with quick play, accurate passes and confidence. The Raiders defense lost its steam and in turn, the game.

The Raiders controlled tempo all evening, but Josh McDaniels' squad clearly lifted their foot off the gas pedal in the second half. Derek Carr finished with 137 passing yards and two interceptions, while Josh Jacobs rushed for 99 yards and a touchdown. Davante Adams made some splash plays as well, and caught three passes for 71 yards. With a 5-8 record and no hope in the standings the Raiders behind the combination of McDaniels and Carr would flounder, finishing 6-11 missing the playoffs and regressing from the 10-7 one and done season with Gruden, signaling the end of his tenure at Raiders QB. He would be cut the following season, with the Raiders improving to a 8-9 record the following year.

>>149659625
no u

Would you give up sex for the next ten years for your team to win the Owl?

>Gets BTFO
>Laces his post with ad hominems

>>149659638
The team I'm a fan of has won the Superbowl more times in the last 10 years than I've had sex.

;_;

>>149659702
This.

>>149659638
No need to make faustian bargains if you're a chiefs fan.

>>149659615
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLtTOfLfwY&si=0LImyDe5YYa21kY4

>>149659740
You're right, I did that after the Steelers 6 FG playoff exit and it's why I haven't had sex for 10 years but my Chiefs have won the Superbowl 3 times since.

I'm sorry about your leg Alex Smith, the devil wanted something more concrete and Yolando Ventura wasn't enough.

>>149659772
Cowboys fan here, who on my team would I have to sacrifice to a horrific injury to overcome Jerry's bad karma and get us back to the Owl? Would it have to be Dak?

>>149659830
>Cowboys fan
Sorry, Jerry used up their bargain starting with the Hershall Walker trade.
He's going to have to croak before someone else can deal.

Wake up you fucking faggots and get ready for football!

>>149659638
I don't like sex but I still wouldn't take that deal. It wouldn't be fun if I knew my team was gonna win because of some deal I made.

>>149660162
>I don't like sex
Said by no straight man ever.

>>149659615
pretty sweet weeb/troon song
>>149659771
slow and gay
>What are you listening to?
grabbed this from a Waterworld thread on /tv/ yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHi7JyG5t4s

>>149660175
I like women. And porn and simulating sex by myself, but real sex just seems weird to me.

>>149660162
>>149660237
Have you actually had sex with a woman you were in an intimate relationship with? If you're a virgin or paid some prostitute you can't possibly understand

>>149660245
I avoided it as long as possible by always telling gf's I wanted to wait until marriage, but ended up doing it quite a bit in the beginning of a 9/10-year relationship, because she was very aggressive. Did it less and less as time went on though and then hardly ever in the last few years. And then one other girl after that, I had half-sex with. Have been alone for six years now partly because the sex obligation is stressful and I'm not a good liar (can no longer lie about waiting until marriage, and thats just postponing the problem anyway).

>>149660237
>I really like women
>sex with women os weird to me

>>149660237
Nerd, chasing women should be a natural instinct

>>149660326
>I had half-sex with
In your mind what is this?

>>149660326
You gotta be autistic son. Sex with even a moderately attractive chick who you have an emotional connection with should BTFO porn

>>149660344
Technically full sex but I just mean mostly flaccid, like she was barely able to force it in because it was all floppy (she was on top).

>>149660350
Maybe. I think sex with a sex worker might be awesome. When its someone I love I feel like "we shouldn't be doing this nasty thing" so yeah, something not right in my head.

>>149660380
You can't fight the redcoats with a soft dick, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSTKE85yXl4

Jamie looking FIT plus your big nosed whore is on GMFB kiwi

Cynthia is sitting in that chair to push her giant tits out further, I appreciate the effort and fan service

cynthia sitting on my face

>>149660947
Thanks for the heads up but I'm drinking and playing vidya. You enjoy

What is this you guys are watching

>>149661118
Good Morning Football is a show on NFL Network. I can watch it live on DAZN where I live but I don't know about the states. I'm not watching it anyway it's July nothing is happening until training camp

>>149661141
>I'm not watching it anyway it's July nothing is happening
Nothing is happening lol
tell muh dick that because your semen demon whore is on

3-star WR Devin Fitzgerald, son of Larry, commits to Notre Dame
Brian Urlacher’s, Jerome Betttis’s and Plaxico Buresss’s sons all play football at Notre Dame.

>>149655817
I know next to nothing about this game but I can confirm that I used to watch Elway in the 80s.

>>149655843
He definitely existed in the 80s

>>149661553
nice, that means i can continue to heckle usc anon when they face the irish for their yearly colonoscopy

>>149661684
i havent watched usc play in a while, does lincoln riley still not know how to coach a defence?

>>149655817
Potty mouth. I have half a mind to make you eat those words.

>>149661743
trapped in qb musical chairs post caleb

>>149659630
this is the game that saved mayfields career, carrs a bum

>>149661812
retzlaff could probably be talked into a transfer since the mormons suspended him for getting laid, although riley might not trust the cognitive skills of a jew that willingly went to byu

>>149661647
Damn unc how's the back holding up cuhh? Don't get caught lackin on the skibidi jogging trail sheeeeeeesh

>>149661858
>the cognitive skills of a jew that willingly went to byu
must subvert at all cost

>have slick timeless logos of their team namesake
>use a shitty letter logo instead
why

>>149662044
this and thats exactly what he did and then got kicked out its like poetry it rhymes

...NFL?

Chargers rookies report to training camp on Saturday

>>149655350
>>149655422
>>149656397
>>149656507
>>149656632
>>149656755
>>149656763
>>149658635
>>149659830
All built for BBC (Big Bronco Cock)

Alright fess up, which one of you is this?

>>149663231
That’s a car. They can’t post on 4chill without help.

I'll just talk about my boi Minshew and the kick ass prison/training bus he use to have
don't let your memes be dreams

>>149663231
that exhaust is almost to the ground, how many groomed children are jammed in there?

From the desk of Maris Crané

jam this bussy

>>149652248 (OP)
Having kids is only proof your wife had sex.

Who do you listen to that knows ball? I mainly listen to Chris Simms, Greg Cosell, and the Thinking Football channel.

>>149663794
Kurt Warner

>>149663794
My gut, mostly

>>149663794
I listen to John Middlekauf. He has good insight from the talent acquisition perspective. I also watch First Things First, not for great insight or takes, but because it’s a good sports comedy show.

>>149663278
Even a small child won’t fit inside of an exhaust pipe.

>>149664058
Not with that attitude

>>149652279
foomble puts a smile on my face

>>149663794

>>149663794
You either pass or fail my eye test

>>149663715
Do you look like the mailman or some shit?

>>149663794
the /nfl/ experts

>>149664107
He’s lucky his Chiefs are in the middle of a dynasty. He can spam the Chiefs to the SB button and be right most of the time. When it hasn’t been easy mode his takes are usually off. He thought the Eagles would be a fringe playoff team last year. He thought the Bears would go to the SB. He thinks the Lakers will win the Finals every year. He lets his fandom drive his analysis.

Coach Sanders

Coach Prime

>>149664373
>>149664385
and there it be

rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

>>149664254
True.

>>149660947
Jamie is such a pawg

>>149663794
>Chris Simms
Kek

I need my bussy pushed.

Veach needs to be pushed out before the Chiefs stop making it to AFCCGs
Thanks for the rangz but bro, you ain't building this team to last and win owls like the Pats did and it could have been corrected before this draft and it actually might happen this season
inb4 firing muh winning GM, this is how teams slip in to mediocrity

>>149664619
Pretty sure Veach is just a golem that does whatever Reid tells him to do.
We're just seeing a return to form now that the Chiefs are basically getting an autobid every season.

>>149664664
After basically being the sole reason they drafted Pat that boi Veach still has a big swinging dick to the Hunt's. He's not being pushed around by Big Red

>>149659605
>If I was to say in the last 3 decades only Mahomes and Brady 2peated
It would be an incorrect statement
>which decades would that include?
Consequents drawn from incorrect antecedents are still incorrect

>>149660955
>>149660985
>simping for that horse faced jewess
Lol. She doesn't even know ball. She thinks pic rel is a good player.

What will the Bengals record be through the first 4 games? My bet is 1-3.

>>149664844
That's reasonable. You guys peaked in 2021 and it's been a steady decline ever since. Taylor is out-of-meta now and probably needs to be fired.

>>149664844
>browns
>jaguars
>vikings
>broncos
absolutely piss easy 3-1 minimum

>>149664861
That's a 1-3 start.

>>149664861
>Browns
Yep, that's definitely a loss
>Jaguars
Toss up
>Vikings
probably a loss
>Broncos
This is a loss

>>149663794
Im more of a gruden grinder myself

>>149664900
Jon Gruden shoves dry erase markers up his ass

>>149664877
>>149664882
you guys are sleeping on the bungles hard. vikings are the only iffy team there and it all depends on how mccarthy ends up

>>149664909
>t. Bicycle tire-lipped anti-football pussy

>>149664912
Bro, the Bungles D is so fucking bad the 08 Lions would probably drop 40 on them. The Vikings are going to rape them even if McChusky is a bust

>>149664912
Mcsharty is mid and kangz will miss the playoffs
Burrow will leave the bungles after taylor fumbles games with bad game management and wastes another season

>>149664834
>listening to women talk about sports
>listening to women talk at all
When did everyone here turn into a giant faggot?

>>149664933
Take the markers out of your ass, Jon.

>>149664955
the bungles D was good enough to beat the browns and the broncos last year. do you expect them to be worse?

>>149664970
Touch grass, pick up weights not guns

>>149664909
Many are saying this.

>>149664970
When bitchknees kept running to the mods unchecked to ban all the based posters

>>149664544
I just saw what that bitch looks like a few hours ago. U gay and watch Kay Adams

>>149664970
>he still thinks hes on le based oldfag chan from the 2000s
If the sharty raid didnt show you everything you needed to know then your hopeless

>>149665034
:^)

>>149664970
Who said anything about listening to them?
>>149664834
It's a scientific fact that she is a semen demon. Why do you think NFLN keeps her around? For her takes on ball? lol

>>149664974
>the browns and the broncos

>>149665068
>It's a scientific fact that she is a semen demon
shes not tho she fugly

>>149665068
>Who said anything about listening to them?
The faggot you're responding to here >>149664834 you fucking moron

>>149664974
I expect them to look like shit at the beginning of the season, especially since their 1st round pick is sitting out and they upset their best pass rusher.

>>149665072
yeah thats kinda my point they're piss easy wins

Fan of a team other than mine? I wanna kick your ass...

>>149665034
threads like these that nobody really gives a fuck about right now since it's off season are almost immune to what's going on elsewhere

>>149665090
Sorry, meant for
>>149660985
still learning how to use this website

>>149665090
The guy responding to a guy responding to two different anons? Are you fucking retarded?

>>149665116
*shits on your face*

>they managed to beat the browns
>they managed to beat the browns
>they managed to beat the browns
>they managed to beat the browns

>>149665139
*shits on your face*

Shit in this bussy

>>149664974
they had to take the broncos to overtime and sean payton literally went for a tie and the bengals won by 3 lmao

>>149665139
Learn how to follow a conversation, Pedro, or I'm sending ICE your way.

>>149665213
sounds like the shit defense did their job to me

Wow this is crazy

>>149665294
'

>>149665294
Not enough peanut oil?

>>149665294
Whoever wrote that headline is an uneducated engagement baiting piece of shit. I wouldn't feel the slightest bit of remorse kicking them in the head until they pissed their pants

nerds that don't love big tits are mad, awww
I guarantee you don't know ball

someone say big tits?

>>149665354
Titties

>>149665336
You wouldn't do a fucking thing, Kiwi.

>>149665116
Your right, but its also because /sp/ has a barrier to entry already guarding it from the ongoings of the other boards seeing as you have to know shit about the sport(s) your talking about. Unlike /v/ or /tv/ where you realistically dont ever have to see a single movie or play a videogame to post there we are insulated due to niche and knowledge. All that to say it still doesnt mean we arent trapped in a little hellscape here with our own special authoriatrians consistently crushing the old culture of the board like those jeets on /biz/.

>>149665336
4chan's anonymous poster New Zealand's angry man angry about the sporting news' cunter hookstons article Shedeur Sanders' Browns mentor Deshaun Watson's QB coach rips Colorado's Deion Sanders' coaching style

>>149665354
We prefer big cocks here. Big black ones from our favorite bucks.

>>149665405
Die in a tire fire faggot

die in this bussy

>>149665385
>you have to know shit about the sport(s) your talking about.
LMAO that's absolute bullshit and you know it, nobody here knows shit about football aside from me

>>149665428
this but actually i know a lot and you don't

>>149665405
Lions fan bee tee dubs

>Die in a tire fire faggot

>>149665428
This except it's actually me and Trucy who knows ball. The rest of you are just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks

>>149665440
Yeah you know a lot... about sucking cocks faggot!
>verificati9n not required

>>149664619
>>149664664
>>149664704
Veach is a leech. He's living off the success of the previous GM. Their best players were all there before he became GM and he's even managed to trade away some of those great players like Tyreek.

His failure to sign Orlando Brown Jr will probably cost them 2 to 3 rings, not because OBJ is particularly good but because of all the fuckery he ended up doing on the OL to fill the gap. The replacement OL have been asking for more money than what OBJ wanted too.

>>149665455
This but unironically

>>149665471
Oh my God no one cares about your shit team

>40-6

>52-0

>>149657604
What self-respecting A-tier coach is going to sign with Dem Boyz only to get meddled with by Jerruh Boy?

>>149665471
>but because of all the fuckery he ended up doing on the OL to fill the gap
Trent Baalke did the same shit to MY Jaggies when he booted Jawaan Taylor. Sure, the guy wasn't Joe Thomas or anything, but Anton Harrison is fucking ass.

>>149665460
Who the fuck are you aussie? You don't know shit and by aligning yourself with that anime fag you just proved it.

>Rapaport: Brian Schottenheimer already in hot seat according to Dallas sources

>>149665471
Getting rid of Reek for top dollar was a good strategy but not replacing him with several viable alternatives was a mistake
His off the field bullshit would have been 100x worse had he stayed and I don't want his 30 kids living anywhere near me. Miami's problem now lol

>he rates blo dix

bussycel thread

>>149665479
>>149665488
Chiefs are the only relevant franchise in the league. History tells us that they'll be back in the owl, the same can't be said of your poverty franchise. The grownups are speaking now buzz off.

>>149665515
We're just lucky since we have a coach-QB who can make up for his bad trades.

>>149665517
I'm the only person here who called Jalen Hurts worthy of a 1st round pick pre draft 2020. I'm one of the only people on /nfl/ who still rated CJ Stroud when his S2 cognition score came out sub 20. I'm one of the only people on /nfl/ along with Trucy who said Bo Nix was worthy of a 1st round pick when everyone called him a reach. Don't worry about my football knowledge you dumb mutt worry about your own

>>149665552
The rest of your OL is still very good you've got good backs, and your WR room is top half of the league, it could be worse trust me

>if i only talk about the times i was right people on /sp/ will think im smart

>>149665391
And are you angry about him being angry or something you faggot?

>blo dix worthy of a first round pick

>>149665573
Nice one retard except I've owned my Ls plenty of times. If you weren't a newfag you'd know that. KWAB newfag muttoid

We need to agree on a name for this fag and since I'm already calling him Bix Nood I vote on that one

>>149665591
No. Why would I be?

>>149665608
Bix Nood is when he does good
Blo Dix is the slur we use to adress him normally as the 4th round prospect he really is

Bo Nix is the white Jimmy Garoppolo

>looking for credibility and recognition
>on an anonymous forum
>posting as anonymous
Lolwut?

>NFL Network still shilling for Bustin Fields
I can't wait for that uppity nigger to flame out again and for these annoying cocksuckers to shut up

>>149665570
>and your WR room is top half of the league
I would rank them bottom 5 of the league. Not a single receiver did over 830 yards.

Chiefs 2025 roster is fool's gold.
>Rice will get a multi game suspension
>Kelce will only get worse with age
>Brown will get injured as usual
>Juju will get injured and continue being washed

>>149665595
Oh it's true. It's damn true. You just haven't adjusted to reality lil bro

>>149665645
did teams stop drafting black qbs?

>1-8 against teams above .500 man is elite guys i swear!!!

GOAT QB of scooting

>>149665658
>did teams stop drafting black qbs?
It's not about that, Jayden Daniels and CJ Stroud.
Fields has fucking sucked everywhere he's played (yes, including his stop in Shitsburgh last year) but the media shills for him nonstop while every other QB from his draft has pretty much been thrown to the side except for T-Law.

>>149665650
Hes the CJ Stroud of Andrew Beathards

>>149665677
>Jayden Daniels and CJ Stroud
*are good.

>>149665622
digits pass the eye test

>>149665644
The mods ban me and delete every post I make when I use a trip so I use it sparingly. I'll bring it out again right before the regular seasons starts to make my predictions and screencap em. If you're here then you might learn a thing or two and win some money. If you're not that's not my problem. You could get raped by a pack of niggers and it still wouldn't be my problem

>>149665642
basically this except minus the cool stuff like fucking porn stars and whores
this anon knows ball

Bo Nix is the Troy Aikman of Geno Smiths

>>149665542
>but not replacing him with several viable alternatives was a mistake
He's bad at WRs, he should hire the Eagles as consultants during the draft.

>>149665658
A black QB has gone No.1 overall in the last 3 drafts lmfao

>>149655283
> Lamar is playing his best ball
Except in the playoffs when it matters most

Bo Nix is the Jeff Garcia of Sam Darnolds

>>149665727
peyton manning took a while to figure it out too. dw, you'll be watching lamar lift the trophy soon enough

>>149665694
cool your jets, Mel, and I already won like 3+ grand from fanjews so I'm not sports betting anymore

>>149665732
This one is decent. I always liked Jeff Garcia even though TO was right about him talking like a fag

>>149654819
Recycle soon

>>149655406
Elway didn’t play significantly worse in the playoffs than regular season. Stafford immediately won a Super Bowl once he left Detroit and had a real team around him.

I begrudgingly admit as a Steelers fan the Ravens are the best team in the AFC. But their leader plays his worst when it matters most.

Bo Nis is the Andrew Luck of Jim Everetts

>>149665749
Won't be using that thread

>>149665749
Will be using that thread

>>149665820
>>149665827
The duality of man

will the new thread be filled with JFFM bloggin?

>>149665858
Gquuuuuux was pretty good, and I usually hate UC stuff.

>>149665929
>Gquuuux was good
Special effects wise it was, otherwise the OC characters looked out of place compared to the ones they drew closer to the OYW arc. If Macha looked like pic related instead of an Abominacion compared to Kycilia it would be alot better imo. They also didnt expand on the hook of the story being that Zeon won the war instead its chock full of old callbacks that ultimately are unsatisfying and interpersonal slop not even comparable to Stardust Memory. Im glad they bait and switched Yuritards but its realistically the only real saving grace.

>>149666045
Are you a massive UC fan? I personally think the UC stuff is overrated and Char is a douchebag who should be killed by Amuro in every reality. That said I am really geeking for Hathaway part 2 and hopeful we'll get a 'redo' of the original MSG with a balanced story and updated animation. Origin was done so well I am not sure why they just didn't bite the bullet.

>>149665701
Jimmy took porn stars on legit dates he is kwab

>>149666190
I'd Leanna Lovings and Hailey Rose.

>>149665929
>>149666045
I hated it. The plot was all over the place. The main character was useless. The characters didn't seem to have authentic chemistry.

>>149666243
Well I don't think it will get a second season.

>>149666150
I just didnt appreciate how short and inconsistent the pacing was with Gquuuux and how vapid the character motivations were. Everyone shits on 0083 for the nina and kou relationship drama but Gquuux has the problems everyone talks about dialed up to 11 with no real payoff
>hathaway part 2
Isnt he dead? Where else are they even going with that? What is Bright going to be Mafty now? Lol
>redo of the original
No. enjoy the jank animation like everyone else damnit theres is no need to fix perfection.

>>149666216
You take them to a hotel room with drugs and sex toys and make them eat your ass you dont take them on dates with tiny glasses of white wine kwabbo

>>149666252
I mean it felt like the creator knew that anyways when watching. I do sort of enjoy floating around the pervailing theory that the Gquux is Amuro though.

>>149666253
I like 0083 and hate 8th MS team. I am still made Toonami didn't follow up Gundam Wing with Gundam X to ease into the UC, the MSG release effectively killed all the interest 0080, Wing, 0083 and 8th MS team built up.

has there ever been a more useless protagonist in a show?

>>149666306
I'll never understand why seed never took off in the US. It was insanely popular in japan

>>149666353
At that point, too late for Gundam. They had a moment in the US and Bandai wasted it.

>>149655817
and you were? In kiwiland? Lol k.

>>149655905
You said Elway was a playoff choker. What games in the 80s and early 90s did you watch where he choked?

Or…..were you like most of us not alive then or too young to remember? And if that’s the case either your assessment of Elway is worthless by your own standards or people can counter it just as validly.

>>149656097
>fucking young retards didn’t even watch him play
>fucking old farts are so dumb for being on 4chan
Which one are you?

>>149656391
Nigger the broncos could have won that SB with me under center

>>149656576
This is correct. For whatever reason Harbaugh overthinks things in the playoffs and fucks his team up.

>>149656669
>mental fatigue
So his vagina was acting up?